What you don't realize is that Baron Corbin is truly one of the most complex characters in recent WWE history.
>Tall guy who comes quick out of dvlpment
>Criticized for being a victim of WWE's infatuation of tall men, while also being commended for being a good guy
>Win MITB in surprise after being constantly passed on and seen as bland
>Now has audiences expectations as a future champion, but comes out to silence every night
>Vince wants to push you so far up the card, but every night you get no reaction
>Vince has plans for you to win WWE Championship soon, maybe even at summerslam
>All of Vince's hopes fail, and he tells you its not time yet
>You must go and fail your MITB cash in on an episode of smackdown, after being distracted by John Cena, and losing
>The crowd was showing love for you at that time, but not earlier
>You sit in the ring and have a breakdown, knowing you will never be closer than you just were.
In some ways its like what Lynch does in Twin Peaks if you think about it.
>>3012308
cringe
>>3012308
Shit mic skills. No real muscles or bulk.
>self rock bottoms own career
POTTERY
s-s-s-s-s-o the Corbin cash in w-w-w-ww-as supposed to happen at s-s-s-s-s-summerslam but y-y-y-yy- know things changed
You need to understand the fact that plans change sometimes ok?
Based Meltz btfo another shitty vanilla gorilla. Hopefully BEEG squashes Big Ass at Summerslam too.
DELET THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why the fuck do you Americans such bigots?
Stop being xenophobic you assholes. Jinder is not a heel, he's a baby face. Appreciate Indian culture
Shut up Poojeet
Macho man vs Undertaker who is better?
Macho man, it's not even close
>>3011991
My two favorite wrestlers ever! But in the end, Macho Man stands tall. He is the one true GOAT.
two overrated meme wrestlers
>wasting this year's MITB this way
Can I become a RAWchad? Done with Cuckdown.
>>3011968
>bootyblasted Corbin mark
>>3011968
>false flagging rawtist
>cuck down
Seriously is that the best name you can come up with? It's not even creative
>>3011968
Boring Corbin is a waste.
He wasted his MITB.
The match itself was expected and the result was expected because they had to retain the Jinder/Nakameme match.
Explain to me how Smackdown could have booked it better.
Me personally, I was quite happy how it turned out.
Boring Corbyn will interfere at some point, it will turn into a no DQ match, and HONESTLY, I don't know if Jinder or Nakameme will get the title, I don't care... it will still be better than anything Raw puts on.
The main event with Brock etc. will be a suplex superman punch fest, it won't even be good.
At least with Jinder and Yip Phil they'll have A MATCH.
When will we get a real man as the IWGP US championship?
>>3011932
>rent free
>literally living in ya head rent free
im beggin ya ta stop livin paycheck to paycheck
>>3011932
You literally cannot stop thinking about Kenny "MOTY Factory" Omega.
At its core the idea of Seth and Dean teasing a reunion so long is good but that it hinged on a fucking fist bump is really hokey Saved by the Bell type shit.
Oh fuck off its wrestling, not exactly an Emmy contender. The crowd loved it, the internet loved it, stop being such a contrarian spastic.
he doesn't know about the sacred brofist that bonds true bros. s m h t b h f a m
I love this move. Cena laughing and Baron getting mad as fuck gives Corbin motivation to go all out at Summer slam beating cena thus being the don't get him mad or laugh at him or he'll fuck you up even Cena.
Great move.
agreed also gives some relatability to Corbin as the underdog with Cena in the big leagues laughing at him.
intentionally or not Cena laughing might get more people behind corbin
There's no fucking way Corbin will win Cena at Summerslam, period. Cena is laughing because he's a jerk and Corbin is mad because he's buried, both are breaking kayfabe because neither is really good at that. Cena will finish the burial at Summerslam
Press F
A MAN ROBBED OF HIS CROWN
>"You see, Baron..."
...PLANS CHANGE
>>3011678
レベルがちがうんだ!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*takes breath*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/Yz6K3pj.png&v=WwsFNhI74Sk
geek of the week
>>3011550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNM4atakanI
I can't wait for a good ol' fashioned cena squash match at Summerslam.
>>3011643
yeah like randy squashed jin. .
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
VKM changed his mind or what?
Corbin should win one along the road anyway. The briefcase is just a plot device.
>>3011516
His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
post yfw vince was playing 5.361974168D chess all along and corbinnetty was never going to win the title
I wish Nakameme broke Cena's neck really bad. Not for Corbin or all the people Cena buried but because I've always hated that asshole. Worst part is Vince may punish Nakameme on Summerslam
>>3011513
I'm 95% certain nakamura loses to Jinder at SS.
Is this the man responsible for the demise of Baron Corbin's career?
>>3011404
BASED PAPA MELTZ
HEY BARON
PLANS CHANGED
>>3011442
BASED