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holy freakin yum-chan

>>3018890
How can white men compete.

how >>>/fa/ is Tanahashi?

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Bout damn time they put the strap on my boy Big Bart

>new day
>miz
>more cena and jericho getting 80% of screentime despite having the least funny characters

Gonna be shit. I'll watch it for Breeze and Rusev though

>a parody fed is booked better than actual WWE

jesus christ

>>3018638
At least he can job to Orton on the mainshow.

Rusev always looks depressed

why is this match on the card. It's some random feud that just started.

Is it because they think Orton will draw more people to watch, or is it just filler? Is the card not stacked enough?

>NJPW
Literally fucking what?

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>>3018596
Don't get worked.
Enjoy all wrestling!
Enjoy whatever your inner mark desires!

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>>3018596
Sheeit boi you come roun here tawkin dat sheeit, you bess getoudda here 'fo I wrap deez hands round yo neck. Muhammad Ali ain't got shit on this nigga. You lucky my nigga Baba done went up to the big squared circle in the sky. He would fit'na brain chop yo ass out COLD.

...Aftermath:
>Sasha and Bayley are heels. Sasha top heel looking to get the title back
>Asuka is ambigious/dynamic. Straddles both shows - is a heel on NXT but cheered on RAW of the awesome debut and horsies are heels
>Bliss's mysterious assailant is still unrevealed. Horsies say it was Asuka, Asuka say it must have been a horse. Ongoing.
>Bliss returns to cute Bliss mode for a while. Says she's always been small and was bullied as a child so felt she had to compensate by being mean and nasty, but it wasn't the real her, and she's sowwy, and she'll be nice again. Crowd finds her adorable.
>at the next NXT ppv, Asuka vs Ember again. Asuka tries to cheat again but this time Ember survives and wins the NXT title, celebrating in ring. Asuka is shocked, slowly going back up the ramp, and goes full sour grapes "SO WA...I DON CARE...I LAW WIMMIN CHAMPION...HAHA! I DON NEE NXT, NXT STUPI! BAI-BAI!"
>*leaves NXT*

How hard would you mark?

have sex

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>>3018582
>crowd booing
>Asuka
Pick one and only one.

>Asuka on RAM
Make it stop

>>3018548
This new japan shit looks anime as fuck LOL

>>3018548
why isn't akira tozawa that fit on wwe?

>>3018548
Holy fuck, Tozawa is carved out of stone.

>>3018416
Aj styles was pushed because of the former tna show in Japan. Plus high on him in the back.

Can't see Nakamura winning. Dq finish. I think Njpw needs to remove one single title.

>>3018433
I dont care about the Never Openweight title to be honest.

>>3018985
NEVER Openweight title=old school Intercontinental title. They only put it on people who get shit done in the ring. Hell, I can't even think of the NEVER title in my head without hearing Goto's music. Honest, I can hear it clear as day. I'm always pumped to see a title match when that's the belt that's on the line.

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*gets fired by Johnny Based*

>>3018384
You can't destroy something that's already dead

>>3018392

cool

>>3018261
>smarks praise him as the literal GOAT
>only one five star match in decade+ career

ajetty is part of the edrone starter pack. the quintessential flippy midget that has kinda good forearms that newfag former edrones are exposed to before anyone else so they think he's GOAT
not even top 10 in the world today

Reminder AJ only got that five star because he was in there with peak Joe. Him and Daniels were nowhere near Joes in ring talent level in 05.

>/asp/ don't remember smarks hating styles because he was overrated mediocrity in the mid 2000s.

>>3018266
This

>>3018272
Double This

>>3018225
Fuck the ratings
Kill the viewership
Married to the game

Fuck Balor
Kill Nakameme
Marry Joe

>>3018260
kill ya self ya pinhead

>>3018163
Cybernetic Ric flair zombie is coming.

He has the same thing that killed my grandfather. There's no chance Ric gets out of this. Don't drink, kids.

>>3018172
Wrestlers have to drink unless the killer kalender dies.

>>3018031
Dat shit be hella racist yo

>>3018031

>>3017881
WCPW is a fun promotion

>>3017885
*money mark* wannabe promotion that if you follow means you have no life

I know very little about it and there's only so much wresting I can watch in a week. Any good reason to squeeze this in? I unfortunately watch wwe and I'll see a great deal of njpw when they have large events. What's the appeal, and would it matter where you'd start?

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"Good. I'm Pat. You don't mind if I remove the towel?"

"Not at all. My name is Shawn and this is my friend, Vince," Shawn said as he folded his towel and sat on it.

Vince did the same.

They began chatting about wrestling and when Vince thought it was safe, admired the two cocks exposed to him. Pat added some water to the coals and his cock swayed invitingly. Vince wanted to touch it and drag his tongue over his slit.

Vince looked over to Shawn and he grinned slightly. At the same time, he parted his legs a bit. Vince couldn't stop from looking down, nor could he stop the blush glowing on his cheeks. He felt embarrassed and relieved. Embarrassed that his secret was exposed and relieved that it was exposed.

"That's it for me guys," Pat said. "It's been good chatting with you."

A minute after Pat left, Shawn said it was more than enough time for him and asked if Vince was ready to leave. He stood and stepped towards the door and just as Vince was about to wrap the towel around himself, Shawn placed his hand on his butt. He gave it a light squeeze and an even lighter tap.

He opened the door and the cold air hit like a ton of bricks, but it didn't put a chill on the feelings running through Vince. Shawn returned his hand to his bottom and guided Vince to his locker.

He opened his locker and dropped his towel. Vince had gone well beyond thinking of his cock as just eye candy. He wanted to please it in every way possible and even more than that, he wanted it inside him.

Vince wondered if Shawn was thinking how nice it would be to have his lips sliding down his cock and how he would love to penetrate and ultimately, possess him.

good thread

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They seldom stopped together for coffee, but Shawn suggested they do. They talked about swimming and meeting Pat. Moments of silence passed and Shawn said, "I've noticed you peeking for a while. At first I thought it was just curiosity, but the way you looked at Pat, I realized it was more than that."

It was a relief to Vince to admit that it was more than curiosity.

It turns out they were almost carbon copies of each other, the difference being that his fantasy was from the point of view of a top and Vince from a bottom.

Neither one of them had experienced male with male sex and we were at the edge of a precipice and ultimately had to decide which way to go.

Just before getting into their own cars, Shawn said, "I've imagined a number of times how good it would feel to have you sucking me."

Vince cheeks flushed with warmth. "I guess about the same number of times I've imagined sucking you."

Driving home it hit him. Vince just told a man that he wanted to suck him.

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>>3017746
Based Chef YAMATO drawing in the female viewers!