/div/ - Divination General

>>19522330
General reading please!

28 yrs old.
Female.

Beat me too it, was gonna post OP with a Runes image; they really don't get enough love in here

>>19522338

I Ching: Hexagram 50 - Changing Line 1

What you've done is gonna come back to you.

24 yrs old

Male

Aquarius

What's your favorite color

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>>19522338
Seven of Swords, Reversed: Futility, Arguments

Trading with a scyrer

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>>19522384
>The Lovers, Love, romance, that sort of thing

>>19522389
>Futility
>Arguments

How can this be reversed?

>>19522404
19 female leo

do i already know my next bf?

>>19522404
Nina
What will she see me as in the future?

>>19522404
loooong time no see!!

wanna do one on just guidance for well being? no future reading. Just what I can focus on to overall decrease my suffering in life.

female 26

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>>19522409
Knight of Wands, Reversed- Discord
It can't

>>19522351
papa empath are ya gonna give readings today?

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What attributes will my soulmate have?

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Cat People must have a price for readings. Or Cat People will tire herself out.

If you want reading you must post a picture... Of your hands...

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>>19522389
When I'm older will I do it?
J

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>>19522434
What about a latte I made with my hands?

This is me:
>>19522418
Also how are you and where ya been?

>>19522401
Gender, query, and willread/willnotread queries for you

Anyone down for a quick trade? I have to go in 20 mins. Just give me a query, my query is this:

Is she going to do anything else to sabotage me? If so, what does she want to do?


Thank you!!

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>>19522434
Love related reading if you can

>>19522444
Eight of Swords, Reversed - Negative past

Ace of Swords, reversed- Self Destruction.

You have to let go of the past and the self-hatred.

>>19522458
Very accurate and what I've been working on. Thank you. <3

>>19522449
What does the friend who changed my world feel about me? Starting yours

>>19522434
My pictures won't upload :'(


>>19522434

annnd no one ever answers this one for me?

#Sad

>>19522467
damn I meant to sent this link>>19522431

>>19522449
Three of Wands, Queen of Cups, Queen of Pentacles

What is her emotional and mental outlook towards you at this very moment in time.If it's negative, which is likely, she is going to because she is an emotionally aware individual and very in tune with those emotions. She's gonna try and fuck shit up for you because she is manipulative like that and it will serve her best interests. She will just play the cards to the best of her advantage and do what will suit her best in a practical manner of speaking. If you didn't then you're fine.

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>>19522452
Strength, Reversed - You, Weak, Petty, and Sick
King of Wands, Reversed- Your Partner, Severe and excessive
High Priestess- You think she(assumption) is smart
Six of Cups- Future plans
The Star- She has faith in you
Four of Wands- Romance
King of Swords- Be brave

>Be Brave, Romance is coming. Signs point to yes. You two are dumber then you think lol

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>>19522434
>>19522435

>>19522473
you make me angry

>>19522465
Suffocated.
I got a hard to breathe type feeling, try to hold back on the messages and give them some space.
Smile.
They're starting to develop some reciprocated feelings for you.
You're afraid of rejection. You and everybody else, give it time and they'll start to warm up to you. :)
They're testing out the waters right now, this person is trying to be selfish. They want to do what's right for them from now on, they're very selfless so it's good for this person to learn this.
My advice is to lay back a little bit, let them acclimate to their feelings, give them a little of time... and then start dropping hints. If this helped, let me know :)

>>19522421
Of course, I just woke up and have doctor's in about 2hrs. I'll make a coffee and then return to do some readings. Give me a moment

>>19522490
You aren't the first nor the last.
love you too, sweet pea! All love here. Someone give this person a reading LOL

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>>19522467
Temprence- A patient being
The Magician, Reversed- unimaginative
Page of Pentacles- A hardworking student

>Kind of a goody two shoes

>>19522490

calm down anon

>>19522474
Ah shit. I figured. Thank you :)

>>19522506
THANK YOU!
You made my night.
Bless you.

>>19522487
Nine of Pentacles, Reversed - Loss of friend or valued object
N

>>19522516
I asked if I'm going to kill myself in the future. So according to your cards I wont? Good, I guess.

Though loss of friend or object doesn't quite fit.

>>19522511
SERIOUSLY.

Everyone is mean to me today.

>>19522412
>>19522434
please if theres no one else with a hand picture

>>19522446
female
who is my next boyfriend?
i will not read anything other than love queries

>>19522520
In the future friend. Of course it dousnt fit right now. Cat People also does not condone suicide.
>You're not going to do it.

>>19522538
Yes, but I don't understand how loss of a friend or object means you're not going to kill yourself.

Air query:
Should i take the path of the trickster or the monk

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>>19522434
Just for you Catpeople! Keep up the good work!

>>19522530

Have you considered that people aren't mean, but that you're developmentally challenged and overly sensitive?

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>>19522434
>>19522551

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>when senpai notices you
Check out my sweet M

I thought cat people was a man

>>19522556
you reading?

>>19522576
Trickster. Knight of pentacles, reversed. Carelessness

>>19522565
You mad bro?

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Clean your hands /div/

>>19522644
It's pretty dead if you only read for hands.

>>19522351
Don't you have a couple of queries left on the other thread? You know, before you went to sleep

>>19522649
If someone were reading for timestamped cleavage, that would liven things up with very few posts.

>>19522649
I also read for feet

Reading for 1 hour. Requests accepted as I see fit.

Rules:
>no blogpost requests
>no vague/unintelligible requests
>no binary answer requests
>no future requests, advice for present only

Requirements:
>wu xing element
>playing card suit
>primary color
>question

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>>19522434
I'm pretty sure you said your name is Anthony
General reading for september please

>>19522665
fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me

>>19522673
Five of Cups- Disappointment, lack of funds
Three of Swords, Reversed - Loss
Four of Pentacles - Love of money
>You will lose much, Keep a tight hand on your purse.

>>19522665
I hate fags that think they're some sort of rare wizard that can give prophecies about the end of the world when they are just regular fags

>>19522665
Metal
Hermit
Yellow
What is holding me back from attaining my higher self right now?

>>19522705
Scrying apocalyptic events seems like fun, but it's such annoying work, and it doesn't really do much for you.

>>19522589
Dats a sweet M man!
>>19522600
Yes, i'll post my reading post in a second; doing a reading for someone on discord right now
>>19522650
I do, and if they're around I'll happily do them when I start reading. I just find that reading with the querant active gives more accurate readings, so I don't tend to back-log.

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>>19522434
what can I expect from the next 6 months? general please

>>19522704
Yeah i'm planning to renew my whole wardrobe so it might hurt my pockets worse than i thought. I also love money

>>19522338

>>19522737
Can you do >>19519600 please

>>19522741
King of Cups - Creativity, a kind masculine person
Ace of Cups, reversed- Instability
Knight of Swords-Bravery
>You will be brave through a trying time

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>>19522434
Love general for next year or whatever you can read

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>>19522434
Just a general is fine if you feel inclined

>>19522737
>>19522751
Sorry if I am a little grumpy, it's 4:30 am and i'm having diarreah

>>19522758
Knight of Pentacles, Page of Swords, Three of Pentacles

She will be mature, methodical, but also a spirited youth, also sloppy. Women amirite?

>>19522767
>moonie
>her

>>19522770
Pictures or it didn't happen

>>19522763
Eight of Pentacles, Reversed- Lack of ambition
Hanged Man reversed- Lack of sacrifice
THE DEVIL, Reversed- Release from bondage

>Even though you dont deserve it things will turn out much better then they are now

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>>19522755
sounds right, i would like to request another thing if possible, could you tell me about the defining traits of my soulmate (im a straight female)

>>19522785
Evil, But Rich
Magician, Reversed
Ace of Pentacles
High Priestess, Reversed
Unimaginative and cruel, Ignorant... But rich

>>19522801
well thats horrible im not gonna be with an evil person id rather die

>>19522772
I'm a girl , cat. Do I have male hands? :^(

>>19522781
Yup, that sounds like me unfortunately.
Although, how hard do you think it would be for me to actually "deserve" this better future?

>>19522806
B-but it's your soul mate don't resist him

>>19522820
i dont give a shit about money if the guy is a cunt

>>19522812
Cat People does not assume gender. Feminine then.

>>19522826
You should be CatPeoples gf then. I am not evil or rich! Wait.. I was a girl this thread... Unless you are into girls.....

>>19522826
>said no honest woman ever

>>19522826
maybe you can fulfill the female fantasy of making a nice guy out of a douche :^)

>>19522831
I see , okay then. Can I ask for another reading? Could you see when or how I'll meet my next love

>>19522837
but does that mean your cards are lying?

>>19522838
please i had my options of rich guys but i dont care for money unless the rest is nice too

>>19522841
meh

>>19522767
BV?

>>19522737
>in a second
>25 minutes later

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>>19522846
Not my style in the slightest bit

>>19522843
My cards never lie... But they do make fun...

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>>19522781
Romance reading for this semester of college, thank you.

>>19522814
Apparently very easily. You are fated for good things.

>>19522857
That's not how you post a (You)

>>19522861
>>19522434

>>19522863
Thanks, I'll meditate on that.

>>19522865
To clarify
>>19522861
Isn't me.

>>19522850
Maybe a kangaroo killed him

>>19522857
BV?

one two three four
trade with me please somebody, im bored

Trading

Yeah its a lame next gf query, dont judge me >:^(

I scry and tarot.

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Love reading. Who has feelings for me?

>>19522751
>>19519600
>Tarot Reading;Self Specific
2 of Cups
9 of Cups
Ruled over by 7 of Swords
Counselled by 3 of Swords(r) and 4 of Wands(r)
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0hWbLkjzCGs

>>19522861
Strength, Reversed- Weakness
Chariot- New Adventures
Five of Cups, reversed- New Friends

>You are unsure of yourself. A new adventure awaits! New Friends a new Love!
>Things will go great.

>>19522434
Oh shit forgot to quote >>19522885

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>>19522434
How will my attempt to fulfill my dream unfold this year?

>>19522721
>>19522665
So no reading...?

>>19522887
youre doing readings now?

>>19522884
starting
can you do appearances?

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>>19522330

THICC

>>19522887
Will you finish the rest? If you, do mine please >>19519778

>>19522850
>>19522877
Yea, Time Management isn't my strong suit.
>>19522901
I will, but seeing as I have doctors in about 40min I'll grab this anon >>19522904
who I owe from last thread and then do more when I return.
>>19522904
Doing yours now darling!

>>19522902

I should say yes but i dont want to ''lie'', it sometimes show up, others do not. When it does it has been accurate so i could give it a try. Post two queries instead of one and if i get the image i will do the appearance one.

>>19522909
Em
Tree with blue leaves
Just average girl with brown eyes and brown hair
General future empath reading, please

Can you do mine too please? I was staying awake for your post and waiting for you to post but seeing that you go to the doctor soon I have to sleep

>>19522885
>Multiple people
Three of Cups, Reversed in Future
Overabundance

>>19522894
High Priestess, Reversed in Future - Over generous. Repeated Errors

>Not well. Slow down, think about every action.

>>19522909
Marie
female, short, pale skin, very artistic and imaginative.
black star with white polkadots
future tarot reading
will me and P talk to eachother this year?

>>19522909

Male
And
Slim guy but not skinny, short in height, white latino with brown hair and brown eyes

Can you tell me about my soulmate? Thank you.

>>19522898
Rejuvenation, Reversed- Failure to face facts. Divorce, Deep Worry
>R is worried about you and will serve an ultimatum

>>19522909
Thanks, kind anon!

>>19522887
Whoah man, this was some deep stuff. Touched my week spot of this wooden heart. I wish you all the good in the world. I genuinely didn't felt this positive in months

>>19522910
I see a woman with a school girl outfit. Short black hair up to her neck. Looks asian. She's very pretty but I don't think she speaks english well. She would like you a lot and be a wonderful girlfriend to you. Thin and dainty looking. Tannish skin you know. Very beautiful like I said. I see her next to a bench so you would meet her either near a library or a school.

I have the same query almost, but a next boyfriend.

If not working, how is my love life next few months?

>>19522864
The use of style in my diction's left me with none to spare for mere screencapping! Wasted away on the words that I say and, for pictures paucity when my style's squandered in posts so silly that it may be claimed that it's profligate, fain posted in such ways in rhyme, and now I can't even screencap at this time!

No style is left! The screencap's bereft of proper formatting too, for I can't even post a proper (You) picture showing a (You) isn't there. I figured it's fine, and I shouldn't care too much about format for that particular pic. But now I think this post better proof of it.

I hope I've shitposted true, and been of some amusement to you.


>>19522881
:^)

>>19522916
Dude, like deep feelings, relationship tier. I don't want to fuck my parents and grandparents. Is there any girl that loves me?

>>19522959
Six of Swords, Reversed. Unwanted proposal

>Probably a fat chick

>>19522904
>>19519778
>Tarot+Rune Reading;Future Specific
Temperance
Death
Ruled over by King of Swords
Counselled by Ace of Cups and The Empress(r)
Rune; Ihwaz
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0VOtAdqMoGP

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>>19522978
Forgot pic

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>>19522959
>Tell a person multiple people love him.
>Complains
I hope its another dude

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>>19522434


Will she contact me tomorrow?

>>19522978
Thank you Empath. As always, you're the best.

>>19523010
6 of Wands- Success
Y

>>19523010
Why is your hand a shadow?

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:3 Mfw /x/ hand collection.

>>19522959
>I don't want to fuck my parents
What's the matter, your mom's not hot? Or did you catch the gay at the gym?

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>>19522434
What does M.P think/feel about me

>>19523031
MP Thinks you are tricky and cannot be trusted.
Eight of Swords, Reversed- Past Treachery
Five of Wands, Reversed Trickery

>>19522434
Does my doggo love me

>>19522948
You're very welcome man.
>Wooden heart
That's good to hear, a wooden heart is still alive. Plant it in fertile soils and see yourself grow into a mighty Oak!
May the world shine just as much goodness into yours <3
>>19523012
Thank you darling <3 Good luck on your adventures, and remember to balance your experiences to get the most out of it!

Okay, off to the doctors. I'll return later

>>19523045
MP is my cat kek

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>>19523049
Is the Sky Blue? Is water wet? Doggos are easy; sluts.
I pulled a card anyway and got Temperance, Patience virtue, love

Y

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>>19523056
Sounds about right.
>MFW did a full relationship spread for a cat

>>19523061
Then why does he get mad when I tease him or pull his tail

>>19523020
It's in the hand witness protection program.

>>19523078
Did it have a hand in some dastardly deeds?

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>>19523071
trusting, foolish doggos

>>19523084

It saw a high profile attempted murder and needed to change its identity in order to protect itself from a gang.

>>19522434
Did my dog who died in 2013 reincarnated in my current dog
Genuine question, they are very similar

>>19522949

>school girl outfit

So... jailbait? Hmm may i ask what type of school uniform did you see? This is relevant.

>Your reading

Not working great but i do catch some traits

He will have a messy beard, tanned white, serious look but very lively all the same, strong cheeks. I cant tell if he is older than you but he seems early 30s late 20s. Blonde or very light brown hair.

The beard will probably be what you notice the most. I would not call him handsome but not ugly either. Decent

Since i am not entirely sure of what i saw a quick tarot.

>Page of Pentacles (R), Magician, World (R), King of Pentacles

You will be wary to ''settle'' with anyone in the first weeks but this is good for once you realize who you want to be you will find a perfect match. The downside would be to keep up with him, this might be a long distance relationship making hard to materialize it. He will pull through though.

Want me to extend? Trade again?

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>>19522434
Is "S" in love someone else now? Does "S" still love me?

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>>19522665
I give you a chance and you give me the cold shoulder?
That's not very spiritual of you friendo

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>>19523110
>So... jailbait?
Sometimes life can be a waiting game.

>>19523158
FUCKING LAUGHED MY ASS OFF
if this ain't my life
>I'm the female tho
>love me some older men

>>19523166
I'm glad I tickled your fancy ;)

>>19523166
>>19523177
>66
>77
Do we have to get married now?

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Got some candles lit for some spoopy Necronomicon tarot.

Gib questions nao plz.

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>>19523117
Two of Cups Reversed
Not in love with anyone else
Ten of Pentacles
Still in love with you

>>19523158

Hilarious :^)

Glad to see you are still around.

>>19523202
can i get a love reading snepai?

>>19523204
>reversed
Seems too convenient. You reversed it to save my feelings. :(

>>19523202
What does F think of me?

>>19523202
Where do I go from here?

>>19523053
Hey Empath, will you be streaming on twitch again soon?

>>19523188
>88
O_O

>>19523202
Will I love someone more than I loved Y?

>>19523202
Love future with my ex L.

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>>19523202
oh is an occult question appropriate??
how can i take control of the spirits that keep talking to me

>>19523202
Will I find a job?

>>19523202
how does she feel about me?

>>19523202
Love reading for the near future pls

>>19523218
Um.... 0___0 nice to meet you husbando? Pls no cheat

>>19523217
Yes, my schedule is up on my page! Unfortunately I was stream-blocked yesterday thanks to Twitch going down for the 4 or so hours during which I stream. Felt pretty bad desu

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>>19523221
whoops what a snotty pic
i didn't mean it that way

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I still have it :^)

>>19523202
Love reading please

>>19523202
Will the professor accept my request?

>>19523206
Well I personally always think the option of dying alone is a valid option, but let's see what the cards have to say...

7 of Chalices

We have here an older man sitting against a tree smoking a pipe, not even noticing the cloud city that is forming above his head. His daydreaming is making him miss the magic happening around him. Go forth and actually make things happen, instead of waiting for anything exciting to come to you.

>>19523202
What does Anna think of me

>>19523166
>>19523177
>>19523188
>>19523205
>>19523229
d-did this just happen?

>>19523202
When will my misery end

>>19523270
I'm scared. :( but I think so.

>>19523270
soo... when's the wedding lass and lad?

>>19523275
Show tits pls, trust me I am an older man ;)

>>19523078
Fair enough but you may wanna try to get that back.

>>19523202
Will my friends laugh at my fucking failure? Or will they be more sympathetic

>>19523188
>>19523229
Kek, give me some contact info, I guess. What's the worst that could happen...
*goes off to grab cards*

>>19523205
:^)

>>19523202
Will I get laid if I went out tonight or tomorrow night?

Why is everyone looking for love right now. Please learn to be single for a change or got to a bar and pick someone up.

>>19523259
i dont feel like i had many oportunities in the near past, almost as if the gods laugh at me ;-;

>>19523202
Next gf

>>19523110
still here? your query?

the school outfit was sort of white.

>>19523294
>Why is everyone looking for love right now.
new fag spotted

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>>19523281
Here tits

>>19523279
>>19523288
Real talk tho I has boyfriend
>is older man
:(

>>19523212

7 of Chalices
9 of Pentacles
Temperance --> Knight of Swords

This knight of swords is headless, riding a demon that holds his head. The demon has a third eye, but the other two are black. He charges forward, but for what? The demon, who is really guiding his path, stares at me instead of where the Knight wants to go. Temperance this time is giving water to beggars, who look around, cautious and paranoid. A young woman in the 9 of Pentacles approaches a large castle, while faces carved from stone watch her from behind. The old man missing the city still smokes his pipe and misses the city in the 7 of Chalices.

I think she sees that you miss the big picture, and are a bit heedless in your pursuits. She chases an adventure while you're missing one. You may want to reevaluate your goals, especially in how they fit in with her, as hers seem to be to take life as it comes, and yours is a headless quest for what you want.

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>>19523294
Life is a shit hell hole without love.

>>19523294
Because /x/ is full of faggots virgins

>>19523294
I have a lot of love to give

>>19523213

Ace of Wands.
A magic flame extends out of the Necronomicon. Several candles surround it.

You become a wizard, CatPeople.

>>19523294
I have never gotten and it's just something I want to cross off my list. It's summer time and I see couples going around hand in hand feeling happy all the time and it does some terrible things to my heart.

Plus I can't trust girls anymore after I found out a girl I had a crush on and proppsed to rejected me and started fucking some fat dude who looked much uglier than me

I just want someone to love me for once.. even my parents despise me and I am just 22

>>19523294
Some people believe in true love.

>>19523307
Your breasts you silly little girl

>>19523349
Hey, this isn't /soc/ you trying to get me banned from 4chan? :^)

>>19523312
I hear a lot of people want to go back to when they were children when the things they love didn't come from another person but in the things they could play with and laugh about with friends. Get out friend do something exciting and in doing these things you will find love in yourself in everything you do.
>>19523324
This could be true I won't question this I am convinced that every one on /x/ lives in a basement, and only surfaces to post pics

>>19523202
Will T and I get into a relationship, does she want me to initiate with her?

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>>19523335

>>19523353
No real beasts are always appreciated on 4chan :^)

Trading leave ya query.

>>19523344
A crush is just a crush and don't blame her for not liking you. She just felt more comfortable with the other guy. Grow up a little you will never find love with that childish way of thinking.

>>19523358
Catty you seem like a nice person, hope you'll find someone soon

>>19523300

>Query?

Do i know her? I do know a couple of college girls similar to what you just described. A jap and a chink. I also know a Peruvian/Cuban that is 17 and looks asian (great grand father) but fuck jailbait, besides she has long hair and brown... I guess there is one more candidate but i doubt her, a lot.

I sorta hitted on with the jap and we get along bretty gud, and she is smoking hot, ridiculously so... but she is the sister of a friend and i only see her at his house... with their parents. Very old fashioned family.

You are like the third reader to mention a beautiful black haired girl, but i have been deceived before so duno ;_;

Whats your query?

>>19523366
She wasn't a crush I actually proposed to her and we were in a relationship briefly before she went off with some fat retard. Guess I didn't write it properly

>>19523219

I'll resume with you in a second but I was interrupted.

>>19523226
I read this, sneezed, and then two cards dropped out.
The King of Pentacles sits in the background, shadows surrounding him. he clutches a shiny gold plate which reflects the light. A few treasure chests surround him that are filled with gold, but they are small and amass little fortune. A skull lies by his right side.
A woman stands between two pillars, much like the High Priestess with her arms slightly raised. A fire divides her from goblins and tentacle monsters.

I'm going to let you interpret that.

>>19523365
Will I be a successful doctor? Or will I keep failing? I am quote depressed right now, nothing is going right for me.

What's yours anon?

>>19523376
You didn't say you love her, don't blame her for not loving you either.

>>19523378
so king of pentacles and what was the other card?

>>19523384
Wheel of fortune, Star, the Sun

Yes you will... it might take some time and not happen as soon as you want it to but it will happen I can assure you of that. Though of course it will be quite difficult of a challenged and not be a walk in the park, but it will happen.

My query. Should I visit G tonight or will it be another disappointment like last time was?

>>19523389
Oh fuck off with these pedantic nonsense.. just leave me the fuck alone. Go be a feminist somewhere else

>>19523393
I am not a feminist. Grow up a little, boy. Don't settle for someone too fast.

>>19523390

My bad, the 9 of Pentacles.

>>19523389
Tits or gtfo only a dick pick release you from this

>>19523378
>I'll resume with you in a second but I was interrupted.
What does that mean?

>>19523354
Yeah i know. You cant love anyone if you dont love yourself.
But life went to shit lately and I just a want a girl to kiss me, hug me and tell me "I love you anon you can do it you better than this"

>>19523404
well shit those cards are so nice... thanks so much anon I hope you're right ;_;

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>>19523418

>>19523418
You could use /fit/ in your life they have the magical wisdom to make that future possible for you.

>>19523219

10 of Pentacles
Four people, two men and two women, stand in a circle holding each other's arms. Demons and monsters watch all around, some look like they're cheering, others are relaxed and look like they're watching a pleasant ceremony, like a wedding. It seems as though they're underground, and there's a stairway which someone descends down, and another person is either peering in, or about to shut the door of the crypt. One man looks at a woman, that woman looks at another man, but in her peripherals she still sees the first one. That man and the other woman look at the first man.

You might never love someone else but you might just never give yourself the chance., I'm willing to bet this person is still in your circle, and you often interact with her. This interaction is probably keeping you down in this dark crypt.

>>19523391
>Should I visit G tonight or will it be another disappointment like last time was?

Sorry mate phone died. I got: lovers, 6 of pents and 3 of cups.

I'd say think before you go. How you are gonna say it, what you are gonna say and make it heartfelt and it might pull some strings of the other persons heart. I am assuming this is a romance thing?

In short yes, if you think what you are gonna say with a cool collected mind and then say it from the bottom of your heart, the response will be positive. Don't think about anything else, you have nothing to prove. You are just there to tell them what they feel without a care for the consequence

>>19523202
Am I going to find a girlfriend soon?
Thanks

>>19523401
I just want to be in a relationship not settle

>>19523372
>>19523372
still here? sorry

>>19523220
Oh are you that same person that keeps asking about that L guy.

Cause you need to stop asking everyone please. You're muddying up oracle waters.

>>19523442
>and you often interact with her.
Is actually a he, he's a guy. Thanks for the reading!

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>>19523425
Pic related. My ex fiance used to be like that before things went to shit (without the family thing)
>>19523427
I used to be really fit anon. I even do some bb competitions (amateur tho). But this year things went to shit. I had a mental breakdown and after that the depression hit me harder. I lost a lot of weight for no eating. I was no hungry at allvand lately when i try to eat rice or even noddles i throw up. Fml.

>>19523472
L is female

Why have I been single for so long? Why doesn't it work out with any of these people?

>>19523221

You know for an occult question it's weird it turned romantic.

The Lovers
Queen of Chalices
The Magician
10 of Wands.

So the 10 of Wands is new here. He's not just carrying a heavy load but he's literally crawling out of the mouth of hell and he's almost out. There's a strong rope at his fingertips, but his legs are still in there and he's looking tired as shit.

The Magician realizes what he's heard and thinks of the Queen. She sits on her throne and smirks a little know.

The two lovers prepare to say goodbye, a girl in red waits off in the distance. He holds her hand close to him, but she's not the one who is trying to leave.

What do these spirits say?

Doing coins, yes/no questions only. Post anime traps if you want a reading.

>>19523499
Because they're not the right person for you.

>>19523493

You could just say no.

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>>19523509
Do i have clinical depression?
Should i seek medical treatment?

Trading with a srs reader

>>19523516
They asked about the guy L??? But no

>>19523442
Scary is just scary it takes time to adjust. You cannot adjust to something that never shows up. So all things go in a perfect unending circle.

>>19523509
Traps are gay

>>19523517

Depressed: 2x Heads, 1x Tails
Treatment: 2x Heads, 1x Tails

>>19523526

And water is wet, point?

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>>19523509
Is Anna the one id marry ? Will we happy as a couple?

A cute trap for you

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>>19523509

Do girls think I am attractive?

>>19523425
lol this bitch is such a doormat and male anons that think girls like this exist are quite delusional. well maybe they do exist but they are probably ugly. but if you do like girls like that; usually female scorpios, cancers and pisces are doormats that will do anything you ask them to.

>>19523514
Well it isn't a reading, but some valid mature advice. Thanks.

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>>19523509
Is my dad disappointed in me ?

Thanks

>>19523532

Anna: 2x Tails, 1x Heads
Happy: 2x Tails, 1x Heads

>>19523539

Purdy: 2x Heads, 1x Tails

>>19523546

Disappoint: 2x Tails, 1x Heads

>>19523540

well she's only a doormat if you treat her like one

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>>19523540
Dont know why anon but you sound like a woman. A bitter woman.
And that kind of girl is every men dream.

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>>19523509
Does she have a crush on me? Does she want to get in a relationship with me?

>>19523549
So... What is heads and tails? Which is yes which is no?

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>>19523509
Yo yo!

Should I use unorthodox techhniques instead of being a normie?

>>19523540
That is how a girl is supposed to be you smelly hairy jungle beast feminazi

Fuck off back to tumblr and cry about much patriarchy some more. These "doormat" girls will live with a caring and happy husband and have a cute little family while you will have to clean the litter box of cats for the rest of your life while wondering where all the good men have gone

>>19523549
>providing coin readings
>tosses a coin
>yea bro heads, definitely heads

well he was at least honest, he is reading the coin.

>>19523558

Crush: 3x Tails
Fuckbuddy: 3x Tails

>>19523562

Heads yes, tails no.

>>19523566

Be Normie: 2x Heads, 1x Tails

>>19523550

that almost sounds like encouragement to treat your SOs like doormats.

on a purely nihilistic front I don't really care if you do, but to undermine that kind of devotion by acting like garbage is not only ridiculously cruel, but also not unconditional. you really expect her to stick around when you start hurting her?

>>19523540
>this bitch is such a doormat
That's why they like her, femanon. At the end of the day they just want a person they can control, you shouldn't expect anything more from them.

>>19523577

Hey, knock that shit off assuming my gender. I sexually identify as a can opener.

>>19523588

let's be honest here you're a sledgehammer.

where is da traders gone

>>19523586
>>19523540
same lez
Yea, surprise, when you treat men like shit and want to chop off their dicks and still be treated like a princess, men are going to go for women who are aren't screaming in their face about how they're ruining society.

>>19523583
Except women do stick around with assholes much more than they with mr. Beta niceguy.... Where were sleeping for the last thousands of years where women have always picked the bad boy Chad who beat her senseless over some goodie two shoes.

And grow the fuck up, women are not all innocent little creatures

>>19523599
Query?

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>>19523509
coin man, should i become a buddhist fighting priest

>>19523576
>That is how a girl is supposed to be you smelly hairy jungle beast feminazi
kek! nice try faggot. your post actually made me laugh. I am actually a dude

>>19523606

Goodie two shoes ain't all he pretends to be

>>19523592

Only until the operation.

>>19523610

Kung-Fu the Legend Continues: 2x Tails, 1x Heads

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>>19523509
should i quit drinking

>>19523609
what kinda queries u do best?

>>19523618
thank you coin man, i'm motivated
if i ever see you in trouble i'll help you out

>>19523622

Stahp Drank: 2x Heads, 1x Tails

>>19523624
Just tell me your query anon (no general tho)

>>19523549
What the fuck is this shit? Where's the fucking readings?

>>19523630
yea i guess if i'm trying to figure out if i should stop drinking by online coin flipping i'm in a shitty place. thanks bro.

>>19523631
who will I date once I go to the new place?

>>19523606

Pt 2.

Women aren't innocent little creatures. But a woman like that in the hands of someone who just wants to control her and make her his girl slave is pretty gross.

Can happen vice versa. But I'm not seeing anyone talk about taking advantage of innocent and probably younger men here.

>>19523632
i like this coin man, he's a decider. i'm tired of all the vague pomp and whatever. the king of dicks means you are fucked so don't do it unless you think you really, really should.

just gimme a yes no answer and let me be on my way, i got shit to do.

>>19523576
are you triggered friend? you should know better this is 4chan ffs and that other faggot was probably just trying to bait people, seems it worked with you lad :^)

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>>19523602
>when you treat men like shit and want to chop off their dicks and still be treated like a princess
Maybe you should stop projecting, that's the type of far-fetched expectations I was referring to in the first place.

>>19523611
Sure you are honey, and I am an attack helicopter

My pronouns are buzz, bzzzzz and buzzer

>>19523651
and mine are bacon, sausage and anime pillow

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>>19523618
coin man, it's me, the kung fu guy again. using your magic coin powers, should i get this coin off amazon to memorialize your badass forecast

>>19523202
Did you go home? :(

>>19523654
Explains why you are a mangina

>>19523632

Those are the readings, dumplin. Said I was flipping coins, not writing an advice column.

>>19523658

Coin: 3x Heads

>>19523666
dem satan trips! grant me a wish satan!

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>>19523509
Did I make her cry tonight

>post cute pic I found off of r9k because it reminds me of someone
>/div/ gets triggered
J-jesus...

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>>19523618
>Only until the operation.


this is the closest thing I have to a high five.

>>19523651
You forgot swoo swoos and swooer

Muh pronouns

>>19523677
what did you expect, there was once a fight about short girls with short curly hair once. stay classy /div/

>>19523677
>/div/ gets triggered
Correction, a /div/ette got triggered

>>19523675

Cry: 2x Tails, 1x Heads

>>19523631
>>19523639
If you want to trade with someone who as something a bit more challenging than that query, I can trade with you once I finish recovering from the 134-card spread I'm doing right now.

>>19523704
ok i will trade your query?

>>19523697

So I didn't make her cry? I assume heads mean yes?

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>>19523509
Does he love me?

>>19523707
What steps are necessary in order to mitigate the paradox caused by the current step in my work?

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>pic related
Anyways, been cleared for work and will do some readings before I get into the gym.

>Name
>Gender and description of yourself
>Colour shape combo
>Method (if you want something specific)
>Query

Love and Good Vibes <3

>>19523712

Correct.

>>19523713

Love: 2x Tails, 1x Heads

>>19523727
Ayylmao
crescent uprising moon silver
general reading, any method

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>>19523509
Will my life amount to anything larger than it is right now?

>>19523727
>>19522925

>>19523220
ok so I owe you a reading.

>>19523223
yeh
>>19523227
no
>>19523255
no
>>19523257
gonna love it
>>19523260
out of juice
.>>19523273
stop trying to commit suicide okay, you got other things to focus on
>>19523284
Knave of Chalices is a woman holding a cup. she is relaxed and standing in the sea. Fair colours paint her light and dark sides. I think they want to help you get through it. Expect a joke or two at your expense, but don't take it to heart.

>>19523292
Not gonna be your pick up service friend.
>>19523294
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

>>19523295
I think it's saying you have, and still do, you're just not seeing a big enough picture of what's available for you to do.

>>19523727
Amelie
Female, chubby, brown hair, greenish eyes
blue square
Love reading for O and I in the future
tarot

>>19523618
oh wait fuck tails means no? so i shouldn't do kung fu? god damn it coin man you build me up only to break me down.

>>19523727
Poppy
Female
black diamond
Reading about work please.

>>19523727
Michael
Dude, Tall, almost skelington, blue eyes
Blue Pentagon
What will be the outcome of pursuing this girl at my work?

>>19523727
lily
female and white, blonde, blue eyes, short stature and i've been told I'm cute i guess.
reddish pink heart
so there's a man i consider my ideal who I've seen from a distance and really want to be with. is there something in store for us?
ur choice

>>19523727
w-whatever
Green sphere
ES
Will I eventually be able to move away and live somewhere else?

How are you feeling today?

>>19523739

oh yeah no more queries and unless I tagged you already you're not getting an answer.

g'night and sorry.

>>19523736

Fate: 2x Heads, 1x Tails

>>19523742

Nothing stopping you but you. If you want an actual interpretation then I take it to mean that doing so would be rougher than an elephant dickin a gopher.

>>19523727
Thom
Male. Loner, Singer, Lifter
Viridian Star
Surprise me
General Method

>>19523744
Forgot my description. Short, thin, pale and delicate skin, open minded, antisocial, love cold weather.

>>19523739

>>>19523227
>no
"No" as in "you're not doing the read" or "no" as in "I'm not finding love anytime soon"?
If the latter, then that's fine. If the former, then tell people "no love readings" when you make your initial "I'm doing readings" post.

>>19523764
well shit. ok coin man i guess if thats how it be, thats how it be.

>>19523734
>Tarot Reading;Future General
The Devil
2 of Cups
Ruled over by 10 of Wands(r)
https://vocaroo.com/i/s032caLqqO4Z

>>19523509
>>19523771
>If the former, then tell people "no love readings"

I've done a bunch of love readings.

>>19523722
three of pentacles, eight of cups, four of pentacles
you need to work together with someone and right now to get thru this. you can't go past this alone, this is something you need to move past if you hope to see any progress or the entire work will be abandoned because it won't be able to be fixed if you don't get someone else to help. this is a big stone on the path you must be able to move past or else the path won't be able to be furthered at all. you cant detract too far from what you are used to but you still must move past this. ask a friend for help and they will have the answers you seek. someone who is reliable and has always been there for you will be glad to assist you at this time.

who will I date once I go to the new place? might be several (although not at once)

>>19523739
>out of juice

What cards did you get?

>>19523773
>got love reading at the end
Ayyy
well, i hope this comes true. I dunno what to say since the girl i was aiming for just did not showed up where she was showing up so i never even got the chance to talk to her again almost as if the gods are playing a joke on me ;-;

thanks for the reading senpai

>>19523775
>I've done a bunch of love readings.
Fair enough. If you're the guy who was doing the Necronomicon tarot readings, then "no" is kind of a vague answer and I'd like more to go on, but whatever. If not, then, well, my query is too vague for your methods and I don't think I even have any trap pics as payment

>>19522925
>>19523737
>Tarot Reading;Love Specific
Page of Cups(r)
6 of Swords(r)
Ruled over by Ace of Pents(r)
Counselled by The Lovers and 10 of Pents
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LXqLuBrkQs