Have you ever encountered a real wizard in your life?

They're everywhere. Or at least, everywhere worth being.

I once went to this school called Hogwarts if I am remembering correctly. Let me just say some crazy ass shit went down there. If those weren't wizard idk what the fuck happened.

>>19458722
>Or at least, everywhere worth being.

What did he mean by this?

>>19458772
Not you're area.

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>>19458778
That's right, i'm indeed not an area.

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>>19458717
I'm pretty sure 4chan is full of wizards

>>19458788
Still 7 years to go anon, but i share your thoughts.

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>>19458784
you are in fact, an area

your body has surface area

>>19458813
I am not my body

>>19458821

YOURE A WIZARD GOT YOU

>>19458832
No, i'm just a guy. Sometimes not even that

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James Randi is legit

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Yeah

A few thousand yesrs ago roughly

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>>19458992
Lord of the rings is based on the precursor races that used to inhabit Europe and the rest of "Arda
True story

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wizards are super rare
witches are a dime a dozen

>>19459121
LOTR is based on fucking christianity brah. Ever read silmarilion?

>>19459271
Magic requires being in touch with things we associate with being feminine. Guys get the emotional shit beaten out of them all their lives by society telling them to be "manly" and it costs them their magic.

>>19459731
>Bitches don't know about my manly magic.

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>>19459284
1/5

>>19459755
Where's THE REST OF IT?!
I must know how this ends!

Oh. And yeah, Wizards exist but it takes a whole lot of dedicated research on physics and theology which you then mix with meditation on the lucid dreamstate and applied Will...while not being an overly accommodating little bitch who gives whatever jerkshit entity your strength to be emptied-weak rather than compounded over itself to new peak levels of spiritual strength. It takes certainty of self (which sure you need to understand your duality within) and dedication through internal difficulty and strife. Feminine taken too far gets you nowhere fast. That's why women usually just play with dreams or symbols and then end up fondling some wimpy nature sprite and fawning over crumbs rather than holding the ambition to make something grand and powerful of themselves which can exert influence over the world itself.
Be the dragon among spirits, Anons.
Be a Wizard, not a weak-willed faggot.

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>>19460673

>>19458717
>>>>/r9k/

>>19458717
yes

>>19458788
Hah, I was about to say this

>>19458717
Yes, never a good experience because binding magic is traditional and prevalent in my country, but there was the exception of this old lady I met when I was about 7. I remembered where she lived and asked my mother about it, but apparently she died a while ago. Damn shame too, I would've loved to have a chat with her.

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>>19460766

>>19458717
I actually wonder if I pass a wizard's lab regularly at work. It's a town of less than 800 people. The sign out front says "Washing Machine Repair Wizard", but for some reason the Wizard part seems tacked on. It stands out to me as being seperate for some reason. On the surface it seems mundane enough, but when you give it more than a passing thought it raises questions like "How can someone make a living doing washing machine repairs in a remote rural farming town with so little population?" And then it makes sense for an actual fucking wizard to live there hiding in plain sight completely unbothered by civilization without the need to truly isolate themselves. Mundane enough indeed to cover for extravagant magic.

And then you know occasionally someone brings in a washing machine for repair and they use magic to fix it to keep up the illusion.

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>>19458768
Oh you.

>>19458717
I've met a guy who called himself a wizard. I don't know how much of it was actual wizardry and how much was a potential mental illness though.

>>19458980
I sometimes wonder if Randi is an actual wizard, but is working some kind of angle. Either to draw in other magicians to take their magic, or somehow getting others to no longer believe in magic will benefit him in some way. Either because secrecy is power, or because it's a ploy of magical society to keep us in the dark.

I mean, there's got to be some reason he's no longer doing magic. It's probably one of those "Drunk driver now has to give lectures on the evils of drunk driving things." No clue how Copperfield got out of it. The man's a rogue.

>>19459271
What about attractive witches though?

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>>19459257

>>19458717
Yeah, my teacher is a wizard. I think he is archmage actually. He is 41 years old virgin.

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I'm one

>t. 30 year old virgin

>>19459731
don't bite the be a man meme
lions are stay at home dads

>>19458717
I have met myself.