Vampire Thread

>>19421011

I need recommendations what vampire book to read anyone?

>>19421016
You know, there is another thread.
>>19421011

>>19421021
Depends, what's your flavor of vampires?

>>19421021
Fevre Dream by George R.R. Martin because it has a very unique take on vampires.

>>19421016
Give up your unholy ambitions, for the sake of your soul. Do not go looking for the devil, you won't like what you find.

>>19421020
No, no! You cheated. You made that thread while the hold one was still there.

>>19421024
I don't really know. I'd like to read the Anne Rice stuff, I'm told it's good... Any other suggestions? As long as it's not Twilight I'm open to anything.

>>19421016
what weapons are effective against vampires? i want to become a hunter i would appreciate a christian perspective and not satanists

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>>19421043
Give Fevre Dream a chance. It is set on the antebellum Mississippi River, beginning in 1857, and has been described by critics and Martin himself as "Bram Stoker meets Mark Twain" and will blow your mind.

>>19421043
Well, Wolfgang Hohlbein's "Chronicles of the Immortals". It has some four books of medieval vampire action. The second book is my favorite.
Not overpowered vampires, but still pretty cool. I read them more than 15 years ago.

Clan Toreador represent

>>19421052
>>19421035
Cool I'll check it out, sounds promising. Any more sci-fi futuristic vampire stuff? Always wondered how vampires would fare in a setting like that, with space travel etc.

>>19421040
Proof?
But I decided to have mercy on you and deleted my FIRST thread so that you dont run away crying again....

>>19421036
are you a christian? can you tell me how to defeat vampires?

>>19421060
You did. You honorless dog. I refreshed the old thread and it was still there when you made the new one. You CHEATED! If you did it fair and square I would bend the knee, but not like this.

>>19421065
fight him to death

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>>19421072
I should.

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>>19421065
Thats no proof. Just delusions and speculations. Honor is unknown concept to women anyway... I´m letting you have this thread out of MERCY of my soul

>>19421076
It would be your end kid

>>19421055
master race (after Tremere)

>>19421036
Hi Gabriel

>>19421063
why would you want to defeat someone who is doing you no harm?

>>19421100
>Thats no proof. Just delusions and speculations. Honor is unknown concept to women anyway... I´m letting you have this thread out of MERCY of my soul

Try to cheat again in a challenge with me and it will be the last time you do anything at all. I'm not playing, kid.

(unsheathes katana and fedora)

Careful.

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>>19421063
Become a good shot with a crossbow, train in martial arts and with swords, get into top physical shape. Frequent night clubs and shady areas, ask around. When you find one, try not to get spotted and follow them to their lair. Plan your attack and strike when the sun is brightest. Break the windows, open blinds, rip down curtains. Stake them, then tie them up tight with sanctified wire rope and take them to a safer location. Remove the stake only after a few days when they are sufficiently weakened. Interrogate them to find other vampires and learn about their habits and weaknesses. Then kill them (stake, decapitate, take out heart, burn them, scatter the remains in multiple different distant locations). Before you kill them make sure to draw some of their blood and drink it periodically to halt aging and give yourself a superhuman edge. But first and foresmost, above all else, have ABSOLUTE FAITH in God and be certain of your righteousness.

Congratulations, you're well on your way to becoming the worst nightmare for vampires. Pic related. When the best plan vampires can come up with to deal with you is to hide from you until you die of old age, you know you're doing something right.

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I want to know why people frequent this thread. What's your motivation and why are you drawn to the topic of vampires. Want to become one yourself? Curious about the scientific side of it? Don't want to be a vampire, just want to invite one to dinner and stake them after dessert?

Just like the art and creepy stories? Roleplaying? Don't have anything going on in your life so you spend your days telling people to stop making threads about things you don't care about?

What is it?

>>19421113
This is some quality LARP. Good job

>>19421117
I don't believe vampires are anything more than a fairytale, but I enjoy the fiction so I figured this would be a good place to ask for book and movie recommendations.

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>>19421100
Tremere master race here, though Malkavians are bros/broettes too.

>>19421113
Holy shit, and people call us roleplayers. Listen Van Helsing, no one thinks you're cool or believes you. If you want to roleplay as a vampire hunter, go to /tg/, I'm sure someone's looking for players in some kind of supernatural hunter themed RPG.

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>>19421117
its my dream to serve a vampire mistress and fall in love with her. she would drink my blood every night and never let me go.

>>19421117
I think we already talked about it so I will just ask if you have rest of the book and point out that your gangrel "master race" are rotting,furry(look at her arms) and literally got live rats in her belly. I disgusting

>>19421117
Eternal life.

>>19421117
Shitposting mostly. :^)

For real though, I'm very interested in finding some kind of proof they exist. My hopes aren't exactly high for getting turned, but on the very slim chance it was offered, I'd take it in a heartbeat.

Also, speculation and theory crafting is fun, and you people are fun to hang around and chat with.

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>>19421142
>its my dream to serve a vampire mistress and fall in love with her.

Are you a male with a beautiful face? If you are then maybe I can recommend you to a certain vampire girl.

>>19421100
trannies are not girls

>>19421142
I mean, it's a bit of a long shot there anon. I doubt a real vampire would willingly choose to be in a relationship with a mortal, just to watch them age and die.

You could probably find a lifestyle vampire or someone that's into bloodplay though.

>>19421149
>if you have rest of the book

I don't! But if I find more scans I'll post them.

>that your gangrel "master race" are rotting,furry(look at her arms) and literally got live rats in her belly.

It's the new vampire book though, not old WoD VtM. Also disgusting can be good in fiction... makes it interesting. Not all roses and sparkles, you sissy.

>>19421157
>Also, speculation and theory crafting is fun, and you people are fun to hang around and chat with.

I'm glad you're with us because you are one of the more intelligent people on this board... then again that's not difficult. :^)

>>19421159
im fit but my face is a 4/10.

>>19421159
I need of a better way to make a living. Can I join too? I can play the organ.

>>19421171
>I'm glad you're with us because you are one of the more intelligent people on this board

Oh stop, you're making me blush!

At least I would be, if I had a normal human heart and blood. ;^)

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>>19421175
>im fit but my face is a 4/10.

Hmm, maybe Belgana can just put a paperbag on your head and admire the rest of your body... :^)

No, I am joking!

>>19421178
>Can I join too?

You need to ask her that!

>>19421171
>. Not all roses and sparkles, you sissy.

She got live rats entering through her vagina into her womb.

Are gangrel even more degenerated in new book?

>>19421182
Give me her number. Gotta try.

>>19421182
id be okay with that.

Import topic of discussion: Do animals dislike vampires?

Pretty sure I've heard from somewhere that animals have some kind of instinctual sense for vampires, and react negatively to them. Do people think that would be something that could be real? Like some kind of instinct that the vampire is a predator and should be feared?

If I do get turned, I don't want my cats to hate me all of a sudden. :^(

>>19421246
in fantasy animals either dislike them because they can feel what vampire is OR love them because vampires can charm them or feel that vampires are their fellow predator.

eat your cats

>>19421182
I was not in my right mind yesteday, please pay no attention to what I said regarding men.
To answer what I could not yesterday, your imagination of me was extremely wrong.
>Elevators can kill vampires? Weak, weak! What's next? You can die falling down the stairs too? :^)
It depends on the damages done to your flesh. I have not tried yet! You can not die from falling down the stairs.
I also have stopped, quite some time ago actually, trying to hide when I first post. I figured out it was not that important, as I doubt someone I know would come here.
>>19421246
Quite a good question you have here! As I have noticed, it is the same as it is for people.

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>>19421254
>eat your cats

Say that to my face motherfucker not online see what happens.

>>19421283
As in both animals and people have instincts about it, or the animals have instincts about people too?

I hope it's the second one. Animals seem to love me, whether it's cats, dogs, cows, whatever. I'd like to keep it that way.

>>19421295
Animals have instincts about people. Jedi tricks do not work on animals, it is all up to if the person is evil or kind, I would say.

>>19421315
So animals would have the same instincts about; and reaction to; a kind vampire as they would a kind human?

Hell yeah! Now there's literally no downsides.

That also makes me imagine a crazy cat-lady vampire, with a house absolutely full of the best kept cats in the word. This makes me so happy.

>>19421346
*world, not word. Stupid phone.

>>19421295
maybe I will one day bish

>>19421283
>I was not in my right mind yesteday, please pay no attention to what I said regarding men.

what was said was said. You cant just take it back :^)

>>19421346
>Hell yeah! Now there's literally no downsides.

blood drinking? no friends?

>>19421346
>Hell yeah! Now there's literally no downsides.
There are a lot.
>That also makes me imagine a crazy cat-lady vampire, with a house absolutely full of the best kept cats in the word. This makes me so happy.
Having animals is time consuming. I used to have a dog, it was difficult. Taking care of multiple mammals would be too hard. You could hope for a crazy bird-lady at best.

>>19421346
>Hell yeah! Now there's literally no downsides.

This is a bad thing, that's why people don't like Mary Sues/Superman types

>>19421372
>what was said was said. You cant just take it back :^)
I am aware of it, but I badly explained myself. I did not mean what you believe I did.

>>19421385
so what did you mean?

>>19421372
>blood drinking
From what I've had blood is actually kinda nice.

It's all my own that I've had obviously, like when you get a cut and there's no tissues around. I don't go around doing it on purpose.

>>19421375
>There are a lot.

I can imagine there would be. I was mostly just exaggerating. What specifically do you see as downsides?

Also, yeah dogs are very time consuming, but cats are pretty low maintenance. The way I see it, a dog is like a child, with all the care and responsibility it needs, but a cat is like a roommate, all you need to do is feed them and clean up after them, and most of the time they'll be fine to look after themselves.

>>19421387
I do not know how to properly explain it without sounding autistic. By being mine I meant I feel a strong urge to protect them..?
>>19421399
>What specifically do you see as downsides?
Almost everything.

>>19421411
You dont have anyone close like that?
Also dont worry about sounding autistic. Thats expected here. I already told you that autistic here is not insult

>>19421418
>You dont have anyone close like that?
I do not.

don't drink blood if you're a human you're gonna get sick thanks bye

>>19421426
I heard that you cant drink blood as human. Auto gag reflex will kick in and make you puke

>>19421425
And how do you feel about that? Are you trying to change it?

>>19421411
Sorry for being as inquisitive as I am, if I'm asking for too much information feel free to tell me, but are there negative points we haven't considered in these threads? From what we have it doesn't exactly sound like a walk in the park, but it all seems relatively minor compared to what you get in return.

>>19421426
Tell that to all the "lifestyle vampires" that drink up to a pint a day and don't feel anything bad from it.

>>19421449
She said no human friends. I mentioned it but you did not react

>>19421453
Yeah but that's something we'd kind of considered before. I mean yeah that's kind of shitty, but at the same time, I'm kind of an introvert anyway. Not like full autismo "just leave me alone please", I get along with and enjoy talking to people, but leave me alone by myself for a while and I'm just as happy.

>>19421459
I thought you are slutty guy who loves to party

>>19421470
Slutty? Not particularly. I've only ever had sex outside of a committed relationship once, I just happen to have been in a fair few committed relationships. As for parties, I can take it or leave it. Whenever I'm at a party I tend to gravitate to a small group of like 3 or 4 people, just spend the night chatting and having a chill time with them.

>>19421437
>And how do you feel about that? Are you trying to change it?
I do not want to be intimately involved with someone I despise, and I despise most of them. I am making friends here.. I guess you could say that, but I believe it is a mistake.
>>19421449
I do not know what negative points you think about, please tell me, but having to live by strict rules or else.. I am also on the gentle side, and they are all.. Or most, bad people. It is not.. Nice, for someone like me. I sound like a child trying to explain things like they are, but I do not know how to, as I have not done it before. You can not be true to yourself when you meet people, one of the main reason I like to come here, it is because I do not have to lie.

>>19421449
Lifestyle vamps are creepy. Knew a guy on the military who drank the blood of doves. He said I was a vamp too. Absolutely mental

>>19421546
Well, having to take blood for one, it must be a pain trying to find it, especially if you're a kind person like you. Also potentially the higher than average reaction to sunlight. I can imagine at least for some that it would feel like a very lonely life, especially if you think about the people you knew before and what happened to all of them that isn't happening to you.

It's okay, you explained well enough, thank you! I can definitely see how that would make it a very difficult world to be a part of and retain your humanity. I know how it feels, to be the only decent person, surrounded by people who are cruel.

>>19421577
Blood is not a problem to me, as there are harmless ways. Some do choose the harmful ways, but it is because they want to. Sun is disinformation. You do get over your loss fast, because you get a new "family". I am lonely, but it is not the case for most, or maybe they hide it, just like I do. You can have lovers and friends just like anyone.
>I know how it feels, to be the only decent person, surrounded by people who are cruel.
Do you really?

>>19421577
I have to leave now, goodbye.

>>19421620
Do you get taught about the ways of getting blood when you're still new? If you don't mind me asking, how do you personally get it? As for your "family", what sort of level of contact do you have? Are there meetings, or do you all live together, or is it just a case of just being connected and knowing each other? Again, if you feel you can't answer these, please say.

I'm glad that the sun part is disinformation, I already burn easily enough. :^)

>Do you really?

To an extent, yes, although not to such an extent as you. It's very difficult, trying to hide that you think what the people around you are doing is wrong, but I still didn't, out of fear that they'd turn on me too.

As a vampire, I have issues experiencing joy.

My dopamine receptors are fucked due to smoking/snorting too much methamphetamine over the past six months.

I am usually out of commission for two to three days after I "feed" my habit.

I only do it because I am a vampire. It is the only thing that makes me feel pleasure and happiness and allows me to enjoy the company of mundane humans. I am going to stop. This current existence is more hollow than the previous.

>>19421679
Aww man, literally seconds before my last post too!

Well, stay safe, have a good... Whatever it is you're doing. Look forward to talking again.

>>19421016
Where would I be able to get a copy of "Vampires Are" By Stephen Kaplan. My google-fu is failing me hardcore. I can't seem to find it anyone except used and horribly price gouged.

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>>19421700
This site looks promising, although as it's a UK site, shipping prices may apply: https://www.abebooks.co.uk/9780882801025/Vampires-Kaplan-Stephen-0882801023/plp

Also, these threads can apparently be found on Google, kek.

>>19421491
>I tend to gravitate to a small group of like 3 or 4 people, just spend the night chatting and having a chill time with them
Best way how to enjoy one desu

>>19421546
Why do you despise them?

>>19421016

>As a vampire, I have issues experiencing joy.
>
>My dopamine receptors are fucked
Oh snap! My military birdsucker friend was right all along! I AM A VAMPIRE! That made me slightly happy, perhaps I am not.

Y'all are gay

>>19421679
>>19421689
Well damn I fell asleep and you are gone. Have fun

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I seriously wish I could even just MEET a vampire...

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>>19421117
Im looking for immortality and being a vamp seems like a good deal to me. Also, i find this thread fun, even when the occasional roleplayer shows up i think some stories they tell are kinda fun.

>>19421117
I write vampire stories. By discussing vampires here I am learning how to create a good setting in an immersive world. Also funposting and getting to know more things about vampire genre.

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If any of you COULD become a vampire, would you? What would be your reason? Simple lust for power, or the perceived "coolness"?

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>>19421847
Immortality yo, nothing else.

>>19421847
As long as your soul still remain yours, yes. The reason is time and an extensive research. On the other hand, being a vampire means learning to let go.
>>19421825
You're already immortal. In a shitty way, but it's something.

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>>19421871
I want to see the world changing over the centuries brah, shitty way wont do it for me haha

>>19421847
Assuming I dont have to murder for it or spend rest of my days living in sewers I would.
Immortality is biggest selling point. Dying is lame. I want to see future

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>>19421283
>I was not in my right mind yesteday, please pay no attention to what I said regarding men.

I'm going to tease you with that until the end of time. If you are wondering how I, as a human, will make it to the end of time well I'm gonna find a way maybe like... pact with a magical mountain gnome or cybernetics.

>To answer what I could not yesterday, your imagination of me was extremely wrong.

Extremely wrong! So that means you are tall and have dark hair, yes? Or possibly muscular and/or overweight. Because that would be the opposite of what I dreamt about which was very small/slender with red hair!

>>19421825
If immortality is your main interest you should try and survive 50 years or more! Maybe science will have made some good advantages until then.

>>19421846
If you become big as a vampire author can you put in a transsexual goblin who's so ugly he/she looks like a nightmare into the story as an easter egg? I'd appreciate that with all my heart.

>>19421246
>If I do get turned, I don't want my cats to hate me all of a sudden. :^(

Damn... I actually never thought about that. Maybe I should bring a cat to every meeting that I suspect to meet a vampire at to let the animal react. Then again, I would not want to get my pet into any kind of danger so that plan is not gonna happen anyway.

>>19422086
>immortal 70+ years old
Death is better at that point

>>19422102
They might found ways to stall your age at that point and then later reverse it.

>>19422102
Not really. I've reached a state where I'm little more than a mind and a pair of hands. Still, I could live like this forever. 70 years old must feel the same. Unless you go senile, then it's fucked up. Age reversal isn't very far. Pretty much what Gob said; 50 years, give or take.

>>19422104
we will sooner all get beheaded. Well except for you

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>>19422113
I was (and still am not) personally never excited for immortality or age reversal technology. I mean I am excited for other people who want it, but I'm pretty worried what it will actually mean for humanity and how it will abused... and I don't want to live forever anyway.

I think it would be amazing though if we could be put to sleep for 100-200 years then wake up for a few years, see what changed, explore world, then go to sleep again. Rinse and repeat.

>>19422086
I dont think science will be that advanced in 50 years.

>>19422137
I don't think it will be advanced enough to make people IMMORTAL either. You're right, very likely not. But I could see that they have some steps to possibly slow down age at that point so you could stall your life until they do?

>>19422135
>I was (and still am not) personally never excited for immortality

I thought you said you want control in your life

>I think it would be amazing though if we could be put to sleep for 100-200 years then wake up for a few years, see what changed, explore world, then go to sleep again. Rinse and repeat.

That would be great too!

>>19422144
Would rather be immortal than being in my 70s waiting on something that i dont even know if it will happen or not, i think it wont happen so soon.

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>>19422156
I do want control, it's my number one bane.

This is going to sound really autistic now (and my friend always told me I'm retarded for this kind of childish "logic") but I don't really desire things that are accessible for everyone.

Don't get me wrong I WISH that immortality and technology will be accessible for all of humanity regardless of who you are but to me personally then it becomes... not that interesting anymore.

I guess it's the same with people for me, speaking from a romantic/sexual/personal perspective. Someone who was "accessed" already by several other people or is accessible by other people I do not find very tempting. Someone who can only be mine on the other hand and has resisted anyone else... :^)

>>19422135
we drastically reduced infant mortality and our population has blown up so much we kill each other over land and resources

people need to die to free up space and resources for future generations.

extending life would make that infinitely worse unless we quickly start living off earth

>>19422183
Think big. Matrix-like technology would allow you to live thousands of lives and reincarnations for as long as you want.
>Want to be a vampire? got it.
>Want to live in a fantasy world? Got it.
>Want to explore the universe? Got it.
Then when you feel like you've had enough you can pass away gracefully and without pain.

>>19422174
Beggars can't be choosers, my dear.

>>19422212
I had a long discussion about this with KWB alreay! Hope you forgive me quoting myself about this topic, here is my opinion...

>we kill each other over land and resources

Pretty sure that's just a meme trickling from the top down, because the greedy top echelons who run the world have realized that soon they won't need human labor anymore, so "people" will become a useless annoyance in their eyes, and they want to cut down the numbers because they're paranoid about having to share wealth and resources (they don't like to share).

I'm pretty sure the Earth can support a much larger human population, as long as energy, pollution, and food supply are taken care of. There are problems, sure, but we're already moving away from fossil fuels and working on alternative energy sources, lab meat, more efficient agriculture, etc. There's a lot of unused potential and room for growth beyond what we have now (just look at Africa for instance). Asteroid mining will become a reality soon, which negates the issue of limited resources here on Earth, and by the time we run out of anything vital, we'll probably be so advanced that it won't matter anymore.

1/2

>>19422212
>>19422220
And like I said before, there are better ways of controlling the size of the population than billions of people dying constantly, along with all their accumulated experience, knowledge and expertise. Aging and death is such a waste. I think the world will be a very different place soon, and I think we'll have to drastically change how we see some things.

That's overstated. Very large areas of the Earth are completely unpopulated even if we only talk about land, and a big part of the human population lives cramped in big cities already. Energy and technology is becoming cleaner and more efficient every year, and advances in AI research (and using the Internet for education) will probably multiply that progress exponentially. Expanding to other planets is also possible, and there are other measures of controlling the size of the population. Maybe it wouldn't be available to everyone at first, but neither were cars and cellphones!

2/2

Feel free to reply to my wall of text or just ignore it.

>>19422215
Right now I am living the "anhedonic, scared human with no special powers" experience and I'm not enjoying it too much. :^)

>>19422183
>Don't get me wrong I WISH that immortality and technology will be accessible for all of humanity

I dont know how to feel about that. Good leaders and sharpest minds deserve that but everyone to be immortal? I dont know if it would do any good

>Someone who was "accessed" already by several other people or is accessible by other people I do not find very tempting. Someone who can only be mine on the other hand and has resisted anyone else... :^)

Try India then. I think boys refuse premartial sex unless they rape someone :^)

>>19422220
>Beggars can't be choosers, my dear
Cant say your wrong on that one, but if there was a choice id rather be immortal dude.

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>>19422228
>I think boys refuse premartial sex unless they rape someone :^)

They still desire it though. Abstinence is worthless if the only reason why you do it is because of forced rules or lack of opportunity.

But I'll keep your tip in mind...

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How can one become a vampire? Are there any historic account of methods? Are there any modern day "rituals" or anything?

>>19422228
Maybe there will be a way to educate people through implants and shit like that in the future? A shadowrun like scenario?

>>19422244
>But I'll keep your tip in mind...

Good good. I only want you to find happiness with your brown boy....

>>19422223
That's the NEET life for you. In a way I think that's a pretty immersive vampire experience. I myself find most things boring and tedious. There are few things that I truly enjoy. But these things I enjoy them. As cliché as it sounds, you should try to find those things.

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>>19422272
I have some things I like. I adore cats, supporting my family and (for some reason) thinking about vampires all day long.

But...

>That's the NEET life for you. In a way I think that's a pretty immersive vampire experience.

Is it really though? The few people who posted here and could have been vampires (because they made at least somewhat sense and were consistent) all said they lead busy lives. They work, they travel, the socialize.

They were not sitting at home all day.

>>19422256
I'm sorry anon, we don't know that either.

>>19421016
>>19421020
>>19421022
https://discord.gg/PVrZamw

>>19422314
fine I'll filter you, fucking hell

>>19422314
>>19422318
whats that

>>19422321
he's/they're spamming it in every thread instead of just making one

>>19422330
yeah but what is it? Discord group invite or what?

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>>19422338
See Pic

>>19422282
>Is it really though?
I would say so. In a way oversocializing causes this. You meet a lot of interesting people, then you get to know them, make friends with them, fall in and out of love. There's that person you met who will always hold a special place in your heart, but that person is gone now. Time goes so fast and you feel so old. Then people start getting boring. Same patterns, same responses repeated again and again with little to no variation. Eventually they feel like automatons.
You also used to travel around, do lots of cool things. These things lose their shine quickly unless they're your true passion and the world keeps moving forward, but it's too noisy and annoying compared to the world you used to love. You get bored and more isolated. Then, by chance, you meet a person who reminds you of that special person and you fall "in love".
Or at least that's what I imagine late stage vampirism would be. Not really fighting "the beast" but getting old, no longer caring about any consequences. Crazy stuff. Old people are scary.

>>19422344
thats lame. thx br anon

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>>19422346
>You meet a lot of interesting people,

That doesn't happen to me! I don't find most people very interesting.

(Not saying I'm very interesting myself either.)

>fall in and out of love.

Utterly plebeian. Having random crushes or fleeting infatuation is NOT love! Love is the pinneacle of human emotion and rare to achieve or acquire. But I see you put love in "" a few lines below so I guess I'll let that one slide... :^)

>Old people are scary.

Oh yes! I would be really scared of an old vampire too. Old mind in a powerful young body - smells like the perfect mix for insanity and being truly jaded.

Honestly it probably comes down to what kind of person you are. Some people just genuinely enjoy life, they are fascinated with people no matter how many they met, they cherish beauty, life, indulgence. They seem fit for the "gift" of immortality.

People like you and me on the other hand... I would say, not so much.

>>19422346
I dont think being stuck in a time you cant ever get back would be good for a vamp, at least i would move foward with life, find new people, new places and shit like that.

>>19422373
Yw Bird.

Vampires are gay.

>>19422346
>There's that person you met who will always hold a special place in your heart, but that person is gone now
luckily vampires can solve this issue

>You also used to travel around, do lots of cool things. These things lose their shine quickly unless they're your true passion and the world keeps moving forward, but it's too noisy and annoying compared to the world you used to love. You get bored and more isolated

I dont think I would ever get bored with World. Its changing constantly. There will be always something fresh,something new to experience,
People being cunts is only thing that does not change :^)

>come to x
>go in most active thread
>its about girls posting their fanfic dreams
Why is x so gay?

>>19422409
>its about girls posting their fanfic dreams

Can you provide a few examples of that, please. I like to understand how you came to the conclusion that a 100+ reply thread is mostly about "girls posting their fanfic dreams" because I don't see it.

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>>19422346
I think Adam from "Only Lovers Left Alive" is one of the few characters who truly captures how vampires would probably be. They turn to science and art because it's the only thing which can keep that sense of wonder and discovery alive. If the world becomes too predictable it gets boring unless you go crazy and drown yourself in sensations. But then again, I'm not a vampire and that's just one of many perspectives. Maybe someone else thinks about it differently.
>>19422377
>Love is the pinnacle of human emotion and rare to achieve or acquire.
That's THE one I'm talking about. It doesn't need to be romantic love. Here on the left I brought Dracula to explain it better than me.
>I don't find most people very interesting.
It's a bit like reading a book. I read a lot of books. They all sucked and nearly made me quit reading.
>Some people just genuinely enjoy life
I'd say that's Eve, also from Only Lovers Left Alive.
>>19422400
>I dont think I would ever get bored with World. Its changing constantly.
Well, eternity is very long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z21Y6Jzd2E

>>19422415
You feels are offended? Namefag.

>>19422409
fuck off, im a dude.

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>>19422422
No, I just like to trigger butthurt faggots like you and make them look stupid because they can't back up what they claim is fact.

It worked.

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>>19422427
also, im not gay.

>>19422422
If you claim something you should prove it retard.
Kids these days. I fucking hate entitled millennials

>>19422427
>>19422429
>facts
Do you see my face of how much i care?

No no, we don't need to prove anything, we just need to git mad people are putting letters in the Name space of the reply box

>>19422437
Said the other namefag.

>>19422448
>keeps getting triggered & replies over and over again
>"I t-totally don't care"

>>19422434
No, you gay.

>>19422448
You seem to, since you are going to the trouble to post here and stating your opinion haha.

>>19422462
So you are angry? Sorry that i called your vampiers gay. But they are actually gay as hell.

>>19422466
Lets reach an agreement here and lets all be gay, alright?

>>19422467
Lol

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>>19422475
Only gay thing here is you. And Convert

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>>19422475
>makes a dumb comment
>gets BLOWN THE FUCK OUT by me
>doesn't know what to say anymore and just replies generic shit

Sad, you didn't last long... you're already boring me. So I'm gonna move on to the next person.

What about werwolfs?

>>19422486
Stop taking the bait

>>19422489
>look mom, i posted again
Uh, i hate you drumpf people.

Heeeey, anons! What about werowlfs? Are they real too?

>>19422496
>implying its me taking the bait and not baiting
>implying you can understand my baits within baits

I managed to get baited only once in these threads. Random dumb tards cant bait me desu

>>19422490
>>19422505

I dont know,ask in werewolf general or make one.
I think possibility of werewolves is even lesser than of vampires

>>19422505
I wouldn't worry about that.

>>19422507
Anon, does it really matter who is baiting who, in the end its just slide posting. Thanks for nothing. Now i really start to believe you are a gay faggot.

>>19422517
Why?

Also
Are werwolfs better or vampires?

>>19422507
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaay.jpg

>>19422520
Doesn't matter. This thread can be shitposted into oblivion, but this general is eternal. Unless we get bored, that is, so we should keep it interesting.

>>19422512
> thinks less of werwolfs as of vampires
Anon, please. We are on x, the possibilities goes beyond our imaginations.stop being such a fanboy

>>19422541
Show me your gayest shitposting

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Werewolves are just less realistic than vampires. And vampires are already not very likely to be real either.

Instant shapeshifting or turning back and forth between totally changed bodies goes extremely against what reality tells us is possible. It would also burn through insane amounts of energy that couldn't be logically stored on a shapeshifter.

It could still be possible somehow through weird as fuck magic (?)? but I personally don't think it is.

>>19422548

>>19422553
What if, in the old ancient time or medival time there was a yeti and people misunderstood it as werwolf. I mean the 411 case is very real an dopen to such a thing as yetis. So how baout thta?

>>19422554
Well played, you trully seems to understand the root of gayness, my gay friend.

>>19422553
Your fanboy fanfic googels do not allowe you to see things less gay. Your opinion is shit, namefag.

>>19422529
>>19422548
>>19422567
guys make sure to report this guy for spamming and thread derail

>>19422553
Doesn't really need to be a werewolf as in "shape-shifting dude who turns into wolf". It could be something like a skinwalker or one of those white creepy things with claws and long arms and legs, which looks like that pic you just posted. These I'm 90% they're real vs 10% I shouldn't accept candy from kids. It's a long story, not the cool type.

>>19422574
What is the topic? Sure it was open on the right board?

>>19422575
I think at this point a werwolf thread would be way better

Even if the vampires are gay can we stay on topic and stop fighting omg

Now everyone start talking about vampires

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>>19422595
Do you think they only recruit attractive people?

pic related. She is cute

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>>19422564
That would be quite plausible (or not even a yeti, but just a large wolf or similar creature), but most of the "werewolf mythology" (which is present all over the world, and actually far more common and consistent than anything about vampires) revolves around the idea of shapeshifting specifically. Humans taking the form of animals (or vice versa). So how would you explain that?

>>19422575
True. I never considered that. A skinwalker who took the forms of both men and wolves could have been interpreted as a shapeshifting human. Interesting point! What makes you so sure they're real though? Have you had a convincing personal experience, or?

>>19422618
She's very cute. Also has a youtube channel, if you haven't seen it already:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7QQKQyVAUg

I sometimes watch her videos... stare at her face... and imagine if I could take a knife... cut the layer of her face off... then wear it as my own... then move to her pretty little eyes... take a spoon and... ..

No.

I am just kidding. :^)

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>>19422648
I have not seen it before,thanks

>belly dancing

subscribed :^)


What would you do with her face? :^)

oh look she even is Persian ! I knew I have patrician taste

>>19422618
If vampires are the worst of humankind I'd say not someone who will backstab you, not someone who will outsmart you or overpower you and someone you can use. If not... anyone could be a vampire, really.
>>19422648
>What makes you so sure they're real though?
I saw one of these things coming back from work. That's it. I saw it like a white, fleshy spiderman thing with VERY long limbs. I kept walking, it kept climbing. It was a fairly populated area so it surprised me to see that thing there, but I kept staring at it as I walked by, for about 30 long seconds in which I kept whistling a cheerful song. It never happened again and we both minded our business, thankfully.

>>19422726
> I saw it like a white, fleshy spiderman thing with VERY long limbs. I kept walking, it kept climbing.
>I kept staring at it as I walked by, for about 30 long seconds in which I kept whistling a cheerful song

Forgive me but I don't believe that. It makes no sense.

Any person who genuinely encountered something inhuman (or thought they did) can ATTEST that you feel some of the most intense fear you can imagine. It is deeply wired in us to be creeped the fuck out by anything that is monstrous or inhuman.

I made this experience myself (turned out to be human but in that moment I couldn't tell) and you can't even begin to comprehend how chilling it is if you think you are seeing a real monster in flesh and blood. And I've read this many times before from other people as well...

There is just no fucking way that if you aren't lying, batshit insane or you see monsters casually every day that you would just keep walking while singing a song when you see a freakin monster in the trees a few metres next to you.

>>19422668
>What would you do with her face? :^)

Steal it!

>I have not seen it before,thanks

You're welcome, honorless cheater.

>>19422486
>gay
TRIGGERED. RESPECT MY SEXUALITY, SHITLORD. >:^(

>>19422575
I know it sounds kind of otherkin and larpy, but I don't think werewolves would have that much of a change in their physical outward appearance. It makes me think of viking warriors, how the berserks would become like bears in battle, through ritual and wearing the bears skin. There was a similar group that would do the same with wolves.

When it comes to werewolves, if they exist, to me it's more of a spiritual/magical thing than it is turning into a wolf under a full moon.

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>>19422750
>Any person who genuinely encountered something inhuman (or thought they did) can ATTEST that you feel some of the most intense fear you can imagine. It is deeply wired in us to be creeped the fuck out by anything that is monstrous or inhuman.
Well, I am a little bit weird.
>There is just no fucking way that if you aren't lying, batshit insane or you see monsters casually every day that you would just keep walking while singing a song when you see a freakin monster in the trees a few metres next to you.
It was about 10 mts away, actually. And it wasn't looking at me. I didn't completely ignore the thing, but thought it wouldn't be wise to freak out and let it know that I know. So I kept moving. It was spooky, but not that spooky. When I read these stories on /x/ I can't help but to think I was very lucky. But as I said, it was an area with lots of houses and even cars passing by every now and then, not a lonely experience innawoods. I used to take that road almost daily for several years. Rich people lived there.

>>19422750
>Steal it!

For what purpose?! Discount on kebabs ? :^)

>You're welcome, honorless cheater.
WHAT? I take pity on you and out of kidness of ny hearth and mercy delete my thread and this is how treat me?!
Besides you are cheating all the time with your 4chan pass...also you said you will give me 5 minutes to make a thread !

Křivopřísežnice...

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>>19422806
There's no way you would see an actual, deformed skinwalker in flesh and blood close to you and just casually keep walking while minding your own business. You would be overcome with terror. Unless it's some kind of schizophrenia delusion you encounter on regular basis.

But hey, that's just my opinion and nothing more.

You know in the ottoman empire there were real cases were a government official had to investigate supposed paranormal activity in serbian hamlets, mostly supposedly related to vampires.

>>19422839
Same thing in Austria-Hungary. Its always these crazy Serbians..

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>>19422821
>You would be overcome with terror.
While I was thinking "Oh shit what the fucking fuck is that fucking shit what the fuck?" I kept moving and I didn't stop whistling just in case the thing noticed. I wasn't scared, I was alert. Then I got to the train station and posted about it on /x/ right away.
I'm a bit overconfident, thinking that no matter what I will be able to defend myself or go down trying. Funnily enough it did look a lot like that pic you posted, but the flesh was smoother and somewhat shiny. I didn't see the face well, as it didn't look in my direction. Later, on the train, this picture came to my mind all the time. I thought this was an /x/ fabricated pasta.
And that's why I believe vampires may exist. It isn't as far-fetched as thinking THIS can actually exist.
video very related, that's how it moved, but it was way smaller. At first I thought it was a bald guy climbing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LqZtoBf6Ts

Earlier today I was at a grave yard and this super pale tall skinny dude walked past me and just kept smiling he said something but I couldn't tell what. He left 5 minutes later and a cat started following him. Probs just me being paranoid but I thought it was worth mentioning.

>>19422982
Next time ask him if he's a vampire.

>>19422988
He left in a hurry rly.

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Guys. Here's an update.

I still don't know if vampires are real. At all.

>>19423020
can't say i'm surprised

>>19423020
Start proving smaller things. Lose some faith on what you believe it's real. You'll get there. It's not easy to prove something like that.

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>>19423085
A long life ahead that will be devoted to the research of paranormal phantoms!

>>19423172
Well, try your luck with lucid dreams, ESP... that stuff.

>>19423198
ESP?

>>19423270
Extra Sensorial Perception.
Seeing the future, sensing someone, remote viewing... if you are older than 20 it probably has happened to you already, even by accident or as a happy coincidence. Now here's the funny thing: while you can get some success with training it is very hard to actually prove it to yourself and you will feel like an idiot for a long, long time. Even when, beyond the shadow of doubt, you learn that this is real you will still need more and more practice to prove it to anyone else.
There was a guy on /x/ who used to draw people who requested it. A quick sketch. He had never seen any of those guys. Nearly everyone told him he got it right, including me.
It was not that long ago, when the disclosed docs about ESP experiments were posted here. Don't get your hopes up though, the results were positive but minimum.

Then again, you're a skeptic. Take it as some random hobo's rant and don't believe a thing unless you see it happen, knowing that believing it won't happen makes it harder for it to actually happen, while blindly believe it will happen without a method is equally useless.

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>>19423198
I bought a recorder a few months ago and tried to record ghost voices at empty places at night. Graveyard, forest, my own room. Didn't catch anything though.

>>19423328
I have dreams that tend to happen in real life sometimes, when they're happening i have a feeling like that of a deja vu and immediately remember how the dream played out.
Some of the dreams, the ones where bad stuff happen usually play out till the bad event, wich somehow never occurs.
One time i dreamed that i was browsing certain site and saying something them my monitor exploded on my face, it happened some time later except the explosion bit in real life.

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>>19421016
Food longs for the top of the food-chain. Like a clam wishing it were a shark. About as likely. You'll find something. That is a definite.{0}.

>>19423395
Your nails look pretty.

>>19423418
now, thats interesting

>>19423421
Thanks, they appreciate the kind words.

>>19423418
Vampires are pretty afraid of humans and technology though. We are no clams. They would stand no chance if their existence was ever revealed.

>>19421117
I want to discover truth, perhaps join the undead once I understand the function of their etheric condition.

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Surely a vampire could destroy one single person or even several in a fight if they have enhanced strength and speed.

But so could a damn chimpanzee or pitbull.

If vampires exist they are just as scared or even more scared of us than we are of them... and their whole survival depends on us humans not knowing for sure. I really wouldn't idealize that as being on top of the food chain unless you consider yourself below a pitbull too.

>>19423465
Those are some solid reasons! I feel the same. The truth is the most important appeal. Uncovering and witnessing secrets of something like that...

Same happened to me. I dreamt of a guy who appeared out of nowhere and joined me and my friends at a dinner. Some days later, having dinner outside with my friends some random guy who looked exactly like the guy in my dream appeared. When he approached me I was astounded. Doubting reality at that point. I expected some ascended master speech, but he was just a drunk guy who proceeded to rant about his children and wife. Not to my friends, just to me. Still it was pretty shocking so I started reading about how dreams work. Finding no answer in science I tried random unlikely stuff. Quite obsessively. I have no idea about vampires, but I would like to find out.
And yep, you have a pretty hand.

>>19423413

>>19423020
Update : Had dream where I was killing zombies on ice skates. They had ice skates not me. That didnt get me any closer to finding vampires.

>tfw no prophetic dream

>>19423506
Any idea on how to enhance the ocurrence of those dreams?

>>19423542
It should have been a dream about CHEATING at games instead..... for accuracy.

>>19423549
Meditation before going to sleep helps.

>>19423542
had one where i was a vamp, dunno if that will be one of the prophetic ones, haha.

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>>19423586
>>19423542
Are we talking about autistic dreams now? Then listen to this one I had some months ago.

>i guess I was investigating vampires or something
>at night i went to some area, it wasnt sewers, but if was like some stonewall-ish area that a guy kept cleaning and walking around/investigating
>i think i knew or suspected he was a vampire, so i started to get closer, ask questions, be around, offer help
>remember nothing about that person (no face, no name, nothing)
>just male
>never outright asked him he was a vampire but it was... implied
>ok next scene i remember
>i was helping him in some room, climbing up stairs up
>then two other people showed up and i think they had a problem with me, they must have been vampries and wanted to kill me
>vampire guy put his arms around me from behind in panic and he drew a cross on my chest from behind, like one swipe down, one swipe left right while looking at the other vampires
>he said something, like a summon spell
>so what i understood was this was a vampire tradition or oath to mark someone and by doing that they weren't allowed to kill me, but i wasn't allowed to stay with him either
>so they took me away and i wouldnt see him again, but i could live

Ok pretty boring but now comes the weird part. The moment when he drew the cross on me I was suddenly looking from a third person perspective on the situation and I realized (because I saw myself and him) that I was a young boy, like 10-12 years old.

And my first thought was: Wow, I'm a boy. Why didn't we kiss then? There was no romance or sexual implication prior to that. But the moment I saw I was a little boy I wondered why the dream was missing romance. I challenge you to surpass this shitty dream.

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I'm gonna summon a spirit tonight and ask it some questions about vampires, namely, how does one become one

If I get any decent answers I'll tell you guys

>>19423413
I got that too. Very rarely and its always about stupidest shit. Nothing important like dreaming about winning lotto numbers. Shame

>>19423568
It should be about me reaching challenger league. At least I would know its another prophetic dream that will happen

>>19423639
the dream was telling you that youre a pedophile

>>19421016
I know that they doesn't exist.

>>19423639
ever had a dream that happened to you in real life afterwards?

>>19423639
>>19423661
>>19423586
Random dreams I wouldn't worry about it. Vampires aren't real and we know they don't exist.

>>19423668
How can you prove a negative

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>>19423640
What spirit?

>>19423639
>why didnt my 10y male self kissed that adult male vampire
Wew. So thats what you are into now ? :^)

>and he drew a cross on my chest from behind
Do you mean on your back retard?

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>>19423640
Please let us know.

>>19423667
Never to this day. Maybe I need to meditate, maybe it's not real, maybe I'm a potato.

>>19423686
>my 10y male self

I wasn't myself, I was some random boy. Not the same!

>Do you mean on your back retard?

No, imagine someone hugs you from behind. Their arms are going around your sides and front.

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>>19423639
Dreams about vampires I just had one, but what a dream.
>Get off bus, going home
>It's late at night
>Suddenly, all of the steet lights go out.
>Except one, where there's a metalhead-looking dude looking at me. Can't see his face.
>Run home. He doesn't chase me.
>Yet somehow he's waiting for me ahead, smiling.
>Escape doing some desperate parkour moves.
>Still doesn't chase me.
>Get home
>Open door.
>As soon as I open it I see the guy waiting for me there, smiling. Fangs.
>Dream ends there.
Then one day after I got off the bus late at night, going home, all of the street lights went out right at the same place as in my dream.
Fuck the skinwalker part, THIS seriously spooked me. I went home paranoid and with my fists clenched. And my butt too, I must say. I was waiting for a vampire to appear at anytime.
Now I think about it it's kind of silly.

>>19423706
>I went home paranoid and with my fists clenched. And my butt too, I must say.

I laughed.

>>19423695
>I wasn't myself, I was some random boy. Not the same!

no it WAS you! Maybe in different shell but same degenerate!

>>19423712
I can go to sleep then. Good night, /vamp general/. Coming back tomorrow with more vamp /lit/ stuff.
>>19423746
I rarely dream about myself. It's mostly someone else. Never sex related. Ever. Freud was a hack.

>>19423748
VAMPIRES ARE LOVE
VAMPIRES ARE LIFE

>>19423695
Nah, i have them since i was a kid so i dont think meditation is needed for those.

Genuine question, why do you all believe in vampires when they aren't real? Why do some of you go as far as to pretend you're a vampire when you're very clearly not? I don't understand the fascination over all this larping, but I'd like to learn what people get from it.

>>19423894
Genuine question, are you retarded or what?

>>19423894
>why do you all believe in vampires when they aren't real?
Why do people believe in faith healers, or that jesus was literally the son of a deity? Why do people believe in ghosts, skinwalkers, or ayy lmaos who want to probe their butt? Why do people believe the earth is flat? Why do we believe that the reality we perceive is actually happening and not some really in depth hallucination? People believe all kinds of shit that they have no proof for, but can't be disproven... Except flat earth, that shit is disproven at least 5 times a day. At least we're trying to find proof for what we believe, not just going about in blind faith.

If anyone here obviously larps, most of the time they'll get told to fuck off, unless people are feeling nicer than usual. Having a belief outside of the norm doesn't make you a larper. Sure, we might be wrong, but why not try and find out?

>>19423950
>replying with serious wall of text to cheap bait

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Well, I was just popping in to see if anything of interest happened while I was binge-watching gun videos on YouTube, but apparently dreams are the hot button topic right now?

So I'm going to try and have an interesting vampire dream tonight, to report back tomorrow morning... Or just later this morning, technically. Peace out, motherfuckers.

>>19423979
How are you going to try? Good luck

>>19423894
Where have people been LARPing in this thread?

Also, you can't prove a negative. Simple as that.

What do you guys think would be the best place to find vampires? Clubs? Walmart at 3 in the morning? A back alley? Abandoned buildings? Other dangerous locations where I can get stabbed?

>>19423706
My sides haha

>>19424243
Dunno man, first we need to stablish a way to spot them, traces who separate them from the crowd, then we begin.

SAGE VAMPIRE THREADS
BAN OP
BAN EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD
LET THE CULLING OF /x/ BEGIN

>>19424501
If theres a culling of /x/, no /x/ will exist anymore.

>>19424484
You look for predators. Most of them will just be human narcissists, though.

>>19424524
Nonsense. It just means that some of the lurkers would be forced to participate. Worst case scenario, we might have to meet on 8 instead. NTG could create her own board. I wonder if /vamp/ is taken yet.

So someone want to fill me in on how to possibly find a vampire that i can convince to make me immortal?

>>19424818
No

>>19424818
I don't need to tell you how retarded is to let a predator know you're there.

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>>19425106
Why would they even need to prey on random /x/-fags when they live in a world of abundance anyway?

>>19425127
Assuming vamps exist and find this thread, posters here would have to be interesting to be allowed an encounter with one. That, or the vamp would allow it for ego related issues. Or well, who can resist a free meal with home delivery. No idea, really. If you were a vampire, what would make you want to meet someone?

>>19425138
>Or well, who can resist a free meal with home delivery

The whole blood thing is very... obscure. In fiction it's often portrayed as something they crave intensely and it makes them feel amazing, right? But then (just an example) someone here said that blood doesn't even taste good and they only need it once every few days or week to keep going and otherwise consume food for energy which makes sense to me.

If blood wasn't that exciting drug and thrill it often is portrayed as and just something they need for maintenance then I doubt they would feel tempted to risk so much like attacking/draining people with families who leave a lot of evidence to get a drink.

>If you were a vampire, what would make you want to meet someone?

It seems likely that vampires are not allowed to just meet mortals and "break the masquerade" because of rules they have. Surely some do it anyway because some people do whatever the fuck they want but yeah... hmm.

If I was a vampire. Well, I think I would only meet someone (because it does seem like a gigantic risk) if I felt a very strong connection for whatever reason. You?

>>19425138
>If you were a vampire, what would make you want to meet someone?

boredom I guess. Or if I really liked that person

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>>19425154
Boredom? You think vampires would be still around if they casually met mortals and gave them evidence whenever they felt a little bored?

>>19425161
I didnt say how much bored nor did I said that I would not be cautious.

retard

>>19425167
>Question: "What would make you meet people from 4chan threads and risk potentially getting executed by other vampires?"
>"Oh well, just being bored I guess."

D U M B
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>>19425172
And how does that disprove what I said dummy?

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>>19425178
It proves that you're a fool. Rather than complain be glad that I'm giving you some sense back into your life by explaining that you can't apply this kind of AUTIST logic.

>>19425148
Probably for the same, kind of for the same reasons I would meet an online person.
I think the drug part makes sense. Kind of like being addicted to something. You know it's bad, you don't really want to do it until you think "Screw that, I need it". There is no beast, only one's own lack of self control and an addictive drug.

>>19425186
>Probably for the same, kind of for the same reasons I would meet an online person.

So... for random hook-ups on public toilets behind Walmart then?

>>19425183
I´m not saying you have to meet every random faggot or that you have to go FULLRETARD during it.

I should fucking slap some sense into you

>>19425190
How dare you! I don't do that kind of things!
...
On the other hand, vamps have no stds that we know. Somewhat tempting.

>>19421680
>Do you get taught about the ways of getting blood when you're still new?
Yes, and not only.
>If you don't mind me asking, how do you personally get it?
Not from necks, I can say as much!
>As for your "family", what sort of level of contact do you have? Are there meetings, or do you all live together, or is it just a case of just being connected and knowing each other? Again, if you feel you can't answer these, please say.
We are "connected" in some ways I do not know how to explain. We have meetings, very more often than I would like to. I live alone but some live together, as friends, "servants" or lovers. I do receive people home too.
>I'm glad that the sun part is disinformation, I already burn easily enough. :^)
I hate it, and thankfully, soon it will be gone!
>To an extent, yes, although not to such an extent as you. It's very difficult, trying to hide that you think what the people around you are doing is wrong, but I still didn't, out of fear that they'd turn on me too.
I hope you are free from these bad relations now!
>>19421784
Did you need something?

>>19425225
>Did you need something?

No I just like talking with you

> I do receive people home too.
What do you mean?

I've always wished vampires were real.
I've had a fascination with them since I was a kid.

>>19425225
I don't mean to be "that guy", but what is the difference between you and your average /x/ roleplayer? How could we know or find out what you say is true?

>>19425232
>No I just like talking with you
Alright.
>What do you mean?
Well, that they come home? To my home.
>>19425235
You can not, and I do not care if you believe me or not.

>>19425239
Meanie. One would think you'd be a kind soul and give us some info on our research. No matter how ridiculous it sounds, if there's a trail to be followed it will be far more interesting, even if it doesn't necessarily lead to vampires being a real thing.
For example you said the sun doesn't kill you, but this information cannot be trusted. Not blindly at least. Something we can verify would be greatly appreciated, no matter how small.

>>19425225
Hey, I hope your unlife is going well.

>>19425256
She already told us quite a few things (and said she broke rules by doing so, I think) so we can't expect that much more. But as far alleged vampires goes, she's the nicest person so far and not arrogant/rude like the others so that's something.

All the other vampires in this thread came across as narcissistic and condescending. I don't know if that's just the nature of vampires or if roleplayers think that's how you have to type to come across as real.

>>19425256
I have given a lot of informations. There is nothing you can verify by yourself, not that I think of right now.
>>19425278
Hello, I hope your life is going well too. I just saw your answer, sorry.
>I'm going to tease you with that until the end of time. If you are wondering how I, as a human, will make it to the end of time well I'm gonna find a way maybe like... pact with a magical mountain gnome or cybernetics.
I deserve it, maybe. But I would appreciate if you let go.
>Extremely wrong! So that means you are tall and have dark hair, yes?
Yes.
>Or possibly muscular and/or overweight.
Neither, normal.

>>19425308
How tall? NTG thinks anything over 140cm is tall

>>19425308
Okay, I thought you would be the opposite that's why I thought you might be muscular or fat.

Tfw no fat vampires ...

How tall are we talking about? I'm 5'9 and that's already pretty tall here. We had this theory that the oldest vampires would be manlets, is there any truth to it?

On the topic of age though. If you can say (vague is fine too, like just a range of age) what age are the oldest vampires? Are we talking like 100 years here or even 1000?

>But I would appreciate if you let go.

I will.

>>19425317
>>19425308

On topic of age can you tell us how old are you? I´m guessing not old

>>19425308
Well in that case thank you for your time. I will take a good look at it as soon as I have time. I hope you have good luck in life. Out of curiosity, are other vampires threatening to you?

TEST

>>19425278
>All the other vampires in this thread came across as narcissistic and condescending. I don't know if that's just the nature of vampires or if roleplayers think that's how you have to type to come across as real.
If it is worth something, I can vouch for the fact that they are narcissistic and plain mean.
>>19425310
Simply tall, but I am no giant. You are teasing her, but are you not tiny too? Or maybe you are joking, I can not tell.
>>19425317
It is impossible to be fat. You can be muscular, but not fat.
How tall is 5'9? Could you use centimeters?
>We had this theory that the oldest vampires would be manlets, is there any truth to it?
Before they were turned, I would suppose so, yes. Your height changes.
>On the topic of age though. If you can say (vague is fine too, like just a range of age) what age are the oldest vampires? Are we talking like 100 years here or even 1000?
I do not know.. The oldest person I am aware of is in the three or four hundreds, the exact number I do not know. It is not something you reveal like when you are asked your name. The older you are, the stronger you become, you are seen as a "threat" by a lot of people.
>I will.
Thank you.
>>19425319
I am 24 years old. Why are you guessing that? Have I said anything?
>>19425323
Thank you too, I wish you the same. Threatening.. I do not know. Only a few really scare me. Am I a threat to them? I would believe that I am not.

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>>19425337
>I can vouch for the fact that they are narcissistic and plain mean.

How did you, as someone who is so different, even end up with this group of narcissistic and awful family?

That's something I wonder but I'm sure it's a tale too long and (too personal) to share. So don't mind me, just thinking out loud.

>It is impossible to be fat. You can be muscular, but not fat.

And what if you were fat before becoming a vampire? Does that just disappear? Is there any truth to vampires being beautiful or their looks enhanced... strictly physically speaking here, not talking about any mind tricks!

>How tall is 5'9? Could you use centimeters?

Of course, I'm so used to talk to amerifags here. It's like 175cm.

I feel a little bad, you appear and the interview starts. Reminds me of someone who just wants to buy a croissant and they end up being stormed by paparazzi putting microphones in their face.

>>19425337
>Simply tall, but I am no giant. You are teasing her, but are you not tiny too? Or maybe you are joking, I can not tell.

No I´m perfect height for male.
I´m just poiting out that "tall" is relative when you are small like her

Why is it impossible to be fat?
And can you gain muscle ?

You mentioned something that makes me think you are not old

>>19425350
>I feel a little bad, you appear and the interview starts. Reminds me of someone who just wants to buy a croissant and they end up being stormed by paparazzi putting microphones in their face.

Sorry for asking questions and not letting you have her all for yourself :^)

>>19425362
No, I feel it's important other people ask too. First of all, she's not here for me and second, you guys can up with good questions as well.

I was just wondering if she finds it annoying that we all pounce on her and ask about vampire stuff. Is all!

>>19425172
Well, its not like people will believe in that person anyway.

I dont know anything about vampires, but my mom dated a guy in North Carolina who claimed he knew a bar where vampires hung out.

He was a police officer and a former green beret. I went on a ride along with him one time and he was a pretty serious but nice guy.

He never mentioned anything like that to me, and I asked my mom if he was serious or just fucking with her, and she made it clear he was being quite serious.

Dunno if I believe it or not, but strangely coming from him I believe it

>>19425372
He didnt say anything more than "I know about a vampire bar"?

>>19425350
>How did you, as someone who is so different, even end up with this group of narcissistic and awful family?
Is there not a saying that goes like "you do not choose your family"? Your personnality changes over the years, and I would like to believe they are not at fault. But the less I see them, the better I am.
>And what if you were fat before becoming a vampire? Does that just disappear? Is there any truth to vampires being beautiful or their looks enhanced... strictly physically speaking here, not talking about any mind tricks!
Not overnight. No. Some are ugly and some are charming, this does not change after you are turned. If scars made you ugly (but I think they're cute!) I guess you would be more beautiful after turning, otherwise, no. You do get stronger.
>Of course, I'm so used to talk to amerifags here. It's like 175cm.
I am taller than you, but I do not want to disclose my height here, forgive me. I am feeling a little paranoid already telling you what I look like.
>I feel a little bad
Do not, please. If anything, I am the one at fault.
>>19425359
>No I´m perfect height for male.
>I´m just poiting out that "tall" is relative when you are small like her
I do not remember your height, but I remember reading it and teasing you, because you are not tall either. You would make a great vampire with all that ego. :^)
>Why is it impossible to be fat?
Your body "fights" it.
And can you gain muscle ?
Yes, but not the traditionnal way.
>You mentioned something that makes me think you are not old
I am very curious as you may have seen, it is not a secret that I am not old, but I would like to know what "betrayed" me!

>>19425374

Wish I knew the details. This had to be around 2009 or 2010 my mom mentioned it, and it was to make a point of why she thought he was a strange guy. I don't know his exact words.

She's dead now so I can't ask about it, unfortunately.

Who knows? The only reason it comes to mind and I take it semi seriously is because of who it came from

>>19425376
>Is there not a saying that goes like "you do not choose your family"?

I believe we do choose our family. I don't respect and love my parents because they are family and I have to. I love them because of what's in their heart. As gay as that sounds.

If they were bad people I wouldn't care they are my blood, I would leave. But I understand that life isn't always this simple, it's not that black and white.

>I am feeling a little paranoid already telling you what I look like.

Oh, I understand. Don't worry... I'm not gonna follow you home, break into your house and watch you sleep. :^)

(Probably.)

>>19425365
Thats ok you dont have to explain. I understand your motive. Desire to posses is trait of narcissists afterall....

>>19425376
>because you are not tall either.
what? DISINFO. I´m PERFECT height

>Yes, but not the traditionnal way.
can you explain this?

>I am very curious as you may have seen, it is not a secret that I am not old, but I would like to know what "betrayed" me!
You mentioned being passing out with friends in hotel room or something,right? I just figured it could not be that long ago

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>>19425376
Woa, so the body undergo some changes, cool.
>ugly vamps
Theres still hope for me then haha

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>>19425372
A lot of people consider "lifestyle" vampires as real vampires. Humans who drink blood and believe themselves to be vampires. Did he ever clarify what kind of vampire he meant?

>>19425368
True, but they probably still have strict rules against it. Just in case, you can't take risks.

>>19425350
>175 cm.
Damon, that's pretty tall. Almost as tall as me. I wish I hadn't shrunk 2 cm.

>>19425376
How strong are we talking about, compared to a human being. Also are your reflexes enhanced as well? Is there something you can do that you couldn't before. I think it sounds fun.

>>19425416
go nosferatu or go home

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>>19425418
Did she say anything about how much blood does one of like her really need to consume?

>>19425424
Obfuscate for life mein nigga.

>>19425376
This is gonna be a reaaallly obvious question, but... can you tell us how you became a vampire?

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>>19425426
Who? Belgana? That's her: >>19425376

I don't think she did. But you can always ask her yourself.

>>19425420
>Damon, that's pretty tall. Almost as tall as me. I wish I hadn't shrunk 2 cm.

Damn right! Well, for a woman that is. 175cm wouldn't be tall for a man. But I do know there's plenty of guys around my height or even below it. It's okay to be a dwarf in 2017! Don't worry.

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>>19425440
Euro version

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>>19425376
Good morning Belgana, i wanted to ask you this:
How much blood does one like yourself need to consume in order to keep functioning? Im asking because i read the interview of a person called Elizabeth in Dr. Kaplan book and she said that she would need to feed on 1~2 person daily, killing them actually, is this really a thing?

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>>19425440
I did, thanks yo.

>>19425408
>I believe we do choose our family. I don't respect and love my parents because they are family and I have to. I love them because of what's in their heart. As gay as that sounds.
>If they were bad people I wouldn't care they are my blood, I would leave. But I understand that life isn't always this simple, it's not that black and white.
I understand your point, you have the choice, but we do not.
>Oh, I understand. Don't worry... I'm not gonna follow you home, break into your house and watch you sleep. :^)
I do not sleep a lot, and I would know if you are watching me, you should find something else!
>>19425412
>what? DISINFO. I´m PERFECT height
Were you not 180 or 183 centimeters tall? You are tiny.
>can you explain this?
I can not explain it here, but you do not get stronger from it.
>You mentioned being passing out with friends in hotel room or something,right? I just figured it could not be that long ago
I am a hundred percent sure that was not me.
>>19425416
Beauty of mind is what should matter.
>>19425420
>How strong are we talking about, compared to a human being.
To the average human, a lot. I end up breaking a lot of furnitures because I do not pay attention.
>Also are your reflexes enhanced as well?
Yes, but nothing inhumane.
>Is there something you can do that you couldn't before.
With physical strength? Yes, a lot of things. But I do not use it, I do not need to.
>>19425438
>>19425448
>>19425426
I will not, your questions are too intimate. I am not sure that Elizabeth is a fraud, as I have recognized myself in a lot of what she said, but the amount of blood she claimed to consume.. This is misinformation.

>>19425440
Being a dwarf sounds comfy. I'm ok with this.
Vampire dwarves would be pretty cool.

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>>19425459
Coolio, the blood thing was my main concern, you did answer the question tough haha

>>19425459
>I do not sleep a lot, and I would know if you are watching me, you should find something else!

Alright. I guess I wont do that then.

Last question of the height: Were you already tall before you got turned or do all vampires grow into giants with age? Regardless of gender.

>>19425459
>Were you not 180 or 183 centimeters tall? You are tiny.
182cm. Thats perfect height for male. Not manlet or lanklet

>I am a hundred percent sure that was not me.
then I´m thinking about someone else

>>19425477
Wtf, im 173, nigga, am i a manlet?

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>>19425482
173cm is 100% manlet tier in Europe. Men are not manlets if they are 180cm and above. But even 180cm isn't that tall, is almost my own height.

>>19425482
No manlet is 175cm+. You are ultra manlet

>>19425468
I did not answer it.
>>19425473
I was quite tall already. Men grow more than women, age has nothing to do with it. You grow taller after you are turned, for maybe, 9 or 10 months. It is defined by the quality and quantity of blood you consume, I believe.
>>19425477
>182 centimeters is not manlet height.
>smuganimegirlcoveringhermouthfromlaughter.png
Yes, you are thinking of someone else. Not using a name brings confusion, forgive me.

>>19425459
I like that you take your time to answer everything. I appreciate that. Did you ever kill to survive/ have thralls? How do you feel about it? It would be nice if you didn't need to attack someone to survive.

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>>19425489
>>19425496
Im a good person, so that compensates the lack of height. haha

>>19425505
Being small has advantages too. You can hide in peoples bags, in trashcans and so on. You'd make a good vampire assasin!

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>>19425497
>I did not answer it.
you did, you said the amount of blood she did say to consume was a misinformation, one of the ways to describe something besides from what it is, is what it is not.

>>19425505
I'm sorry. Being a good guy is getting the short straw. Quite literally I'm afraid.
T. Manlet

>>19425508
Yeah i guess, i learned some martial arts stuff too, never found my height to put me at a large disadvantage over someone else.

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>>19425513
Stop hurting muh feels.

>>19425503
>I like that you take your time to answer everything. I appreciate that
I try my best to not forget anyone, and to respond to what I can.
>Did you ever kill to survive
No. Never.
>/have thralls?
Yes, in the past.
>How do you feel about it? It would be nice if you didn't need to attack someone to survive.
You do not need to hurt people. You can use other ways, just like I have, but they do not, for the majority.
>>19425512
But I did not say if it was too much or too little. It was too much, though.

>>19425505
Being manlet crushes one soul. That wound never heals

>>19425497
182 is perfect. I would not want to be taller. Good thing I dont want to worry about it :^)

Can you grow shorter too? Like if you drink subpar manlet blood from lets say NTG

>>19425528
>Can you grow shorter too? Like if you drink subpar manlet blood from lets say NTG
Of course not! Are you joking, when you say things like that?

>>19425528
>>19425526
That makes me wonder now that you say my blood is subpar. What qualifies as good quality blood? Just health and age, or something else entirely?

>>19425518
Big guys have strength, tall guys have range. However, if you get a tall guy into short range there is little he can do. Would vampires know fighting styles? I wonder.

>>19425543
>What qualifies as good quality blood?
I can not tell you, apologies.

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>>19425552
Aaaaah. That makes it sound so mysterious and curious now!

Okay, okay. Thank you for having told us other things though.

>>19425542
What do you think?

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>>19425526
You just did it again. You said it was an exagerated amount, so one can logally deduce that its too little, you described the amount by what it was not: Too much.

>>19425552
Are vampires de only supernatural thing you deal with? Are you aware of anything else?

Guess who's back.
Back again.
Convert's back.
Tell a friend.

Welp, no interesting vampire dreams last night, the only thing I remember is driving (I think my dreams are telling me to learn to drive) through a bunch of zombies, while listening to Holiday In Cambodia by The Dead Kennedys.

>>19425225
Eyyyy Belgana's back. How you doing?

>Not from necks

So... From where then? Like, blood banks?

>We are "connected" in some ways I do not know how to explain. We have meetings, very more often than I would like to. I live alone but some live together, as friends, "servants" or lovers. I do receive people home too.

Like, a telepathic connection? Or more instinctual?

>soon it will be gone!

Wait what? I hope you mean night time as opposed to the sun just disappearing, I'd be very concerned if the sun vanished.

>I hope you are free from these bad relations now!

I am indeed, thank you very much. I wish I could say the same for you, but from what you've said I have a feeling it's a little more... Permanent.

>>19425552
Also, do you have knowledge of any other immortal beings besides vampires?

>>19425571
Also, I would like to ask about what goes on at the meetings, but I'm guessing that's VERY secret information.