Are women paranormal?

Absolutely.

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Yup

>>19347733
I Know It You

>>19347733
No. But your virginity is.

>>19347770
do you and Brandon have some weird psychic link or something what the fuck

>>19347733
Yes

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>>19347733
Being serious, yes.
We don't know much about how their bodies react to stuff.
What we know if what their body have in common with male body, plus some other shit.
They dont even know what they want, how to orgasm, stuff like that.
They seem to have a plastic way to act and think wich may be useful to always be avaible to get fucked and hence leave progeny.

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>>19347733
women are portals for new human beans.
>paranormal?
quite so

>>19347806
Gemini + Libra
That's why

>>19347836
The fuck you talking about? Women know how to orgasm, but some of them don't know how and others have a crippling fear of their own pussy (if you don't believe me go to some place like reddit, pretend to be a girl, and ask. The results will speak for themselves)

>>19347836
Women usually do know what they want but don't communicate it well. If you go through life thinking they don't, you're just setting yourself up for failure.

>>19347868
>tfw Libra
>have never felt romantically attracted to any Gemini people although one liked me

I usually find them too flippant for my tastes. Does being born on the Virgo-Libra cusp have anything to do with that?

>>19347995
Some of them DO want to have sex with men, so... I guess?

>>19347733
Yes. They'll cast their wily spells on you and leave you dazed and submissive.

>>19348079
Women don't do that shit on purpose you know.

How do I summon a succ. ?

>>19348111
thank you

Typical 4chan. Post starts about 3d women and turns to fictional ones.

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>>19347733
include me in the screencap c:

>>19347733
OP the truth is that all women have is their mystique. for men who never touch vagina, they think women are paranormal and magical. for men who touch it with any sort or relative ease, we learn that they're literally just very dumb, vacant, empty holes. we sort of wish there were more there, but alas, just another one of lifes cruel jokes. you aren't missing anything

source: good looking ex-normie man who used to model in my youth

Women are a meme.

>>19348354
pretty much this. pussy ain't magical. it's just a drug like any other

I like girls. Girls are cool

Lavren Mayberry may indeed have paranormal tendencies. Likely a seeker.

I'm dating a girl into the occult. How can I tell if she's paranormal?

The only thing magical about me is my mac and cheese skills.

>>19348386
she's a witch
look what she did to that guy from /mu/. possibly some form of binding spell

>>19347990
hi lauren

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>>19347733
No.
Women are the most banal form of life in the whole universe. Even an amoeba or a sponge has more paranormal and mystical qualities than this garbage.

alright i am extremely upset so i'm just going to take this as an opportunity to vent.

i tend to focus really hard on interactions i have between people, and my self esteem is very below average, so this is probably skewed by my perception of the situation but whatever. i basically went to this small party with a friend, which only had two girls, one of which was my friend's GF and one was her friend. all the men there aren't really pussy hounds and aren't super interested in this girl, so there's no competitive vibe going around. anyway, we're all bowling, and the girl is sorta sitting by herself and there's a space between me and the girl who brought her. the girl who brought her says "hey, you should come sit over here next to us!", and she politely declines. then about ten minutes later a dude there is like "hey you should come sit next to us!" with similar intent behind her voice, and she's like "yeah sure". i'm pretty much silent through this whole thing, just feeling incredibly insulted from this whole interaction. i didn't do shit to this girl, i tried making conversation a few times, but that's it. it's so god damn stupid how much no girl is even slightly inclined to get to know me, it's so stupid fucking god dammitfl fuck

>>19349760
Hi Brandon

>>19348105
Then maybe they should try to be more self-aware of how they affect others

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2d women are magic Wish I could interact with them, since 3d are such garbage.

>>19349816


WOMEN ARE AMAZING
BUUUUT DONT GIVE THEM
CREDIT WHEN ALL HUMANS ARR
TO BE JUST LIKE THEM ASIDE FROM
GENITLIA ECT. THE THING IS
ITS MAINLY DISTRACTION FROM THE ACTUALITY THAT THEIR GRACE AND THEIR EXPASIVE AURA OF ETHERIC
RESONANCES CREATES THE ILLUSION OF MYSTERY AROUND THEM OR THE SENSATION FELT EMANATING FROM THEM. WOMEN BY DEFAULT HAVE A. VERY VERY HIGH PAIN TOLERANCE ALOT OF WOMEN CAN NATURALY TRANSCEND INTO THE ENERGETIC FIELDS OF DIMENSIONALITY THAT IS
LIKE THE REALM OF DEATH OR NEAR ZERO POINT DENSITY YOU CAN KINNA FIGURE OUT FROM THERE WHY WHAT AND HOW THEY ARE WHAT THEY ARE. THIS ALSO ENABLES THEM TO UTILYZE THER MINDS EYE + IMAGINATION WITH EASE. DO CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG

>>19347780
This dude not getting laid is expected, nothing special.

>>19349971
Don't be a shitlord. They don't have to change anything, but on the other hand you have to stop being affected by what they do, and also stop affecting them from the things that you do.

>>19347733
No. But this one's cute.
I had once a cute woman, too. But we're not together anymore. Had to be done.

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>>19349685
/mu/ deserves it for publicly masturbating to her music videos.
Lavren is a saint and I hope she takes her sweet precious time with the next album.

>>19348589
Tell me more about these skills.

>>19349685
she has his heart and soul
she watches him for a reason
a witch cast a spell on him binding his mind and heart to her forever a living hell under the cast of black magik

>>19351314
Well damn.

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>>19349685
What guy from /mu/?

Yes i am.

Yes i am...

>>19351425
she's a witch
she works amongst the darkness and the altars in the moonlight
offering the demons of hell sacrifice to achieve her goal
fame, fortune, a music career, she's asked
a spell put on you for now and the rest of your life, done in spite during the darkest of night, she keeps you close and near, when she might need you is in her will

>>19348354
There are plenty of dumb, vacant, penises out there too. What separates the dumb from the smart in this world is realizing you can't sum up half of the worlds population with personal anecdotes.

>>19352026
k

>>19352033
this is factually and statistically wrong. male geniuses outnumber female geniuses 8 to 1, and on average, when tested as adults (not the more common prepubescent tests that google will supply you with) women score significantly lower on average than men.

so no. you actually can sum up half of the worlds population, they're factually and empirically stupid

but nice try though leftie

>>19350233
Typical SJW, moving on.

Women are witches, men are mystics. Some males are witches, who gave in to their feminine side in figuring out more with magick. Not sure of vice versa is possible. There are plenty of women who are indeed fairy spirits. This flesh that we observe, the ego itself, only covers who we truly are. What you sense from within your intuition indeed maps out who you are around, be it a psychopath (no amygdala activity), an elven spirit, a being with sensitivity towards environmental change. Anything. Instincts hold wisdom based upon the gut reaction, the gut having over 300 trillion cells within its makeup, coming from extensive genetic evolution.

The problem with today is the food and water that we consume being tampered to dim this internal system of understanding downward.

>>19352475
lol

>>19352475
>Women are witches, men are mystics.
I like it.
>Some males are witches, who gave in to their feminine side in figuring out more with magick.
That's what I did.
>Not sure of vice versa is possible
Theoretically, yup. Did the proof of concept.

>Its another butthurt sexually frustrated faggot thread right out of >>r9k

>>19350233
Only a woman thinks that self-awareness is a bad thing. Thanks for playing.

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Women are LITERALLY from Venus
Men are LITERALLY from Mars
Earth was a joint colony after their interplanetary war where they interbred through advanced genetic technology.

The human brain consists of two lobes which perform the same processes in uniquely different ways.

The human sex characteristic is determined by two types of chromosomes: X and Y. X, the Venusian variant of our genome was chosen as the base genetic stock which the Y Martian genome would be spliced onto to form a new genetic race.

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Lavren Awesomeness Level is Paranormal

>>19349893
u realize a lot of people know its u right

>>19353546
it's some goober from /mu/ doing free marketing for CHVRCHES

>>19354624
How many people? Give me a rough estimate

>>19347733
Very much, they're bodies pluck more humans from the antiverse, It's common knowledge at this point

>>19351425
I come here to fuckin get away from you, not to see more of you. Fuck

>>19347836
everytime is see this gif i imagine some truckie is jerkin it in his cab on a loop and it makes me laugh

>>19347733
They bleed for a good portion of their lives. Like just straight up blood comes out of them. I'd say that's pretty spooky and paranormal.

I wish I were a girl. They're more beautiful. They're smarter. More outgoing. Happier with life. More social. Women are better.

They have better paranormal connection..

Stop thinking of girls as an other, you weirdos

>>19357416
You're right, creatures that are different in basically every way are totally exactly the same

>>19356218
Filter bro.

Women are naturally inclined to paranormal because they are more emotionally in touch and distressed.

>>19357503
Eat less you fat abandoned attention whoring mommy issue piece of shit. Take off your fucking trip. there is zero reason to have that on other than to be an attention whoring fuck and you know it and constantly eat it up. fuck you

>>19357858
lol

>>19357858
kekerino.

bringing that big board mentality to a small board

>>19357613
Womyn are inclined to the paranormal because the patriarchy makes them feel like they lack control over their own lives.

Doing candle magic, making sigils, etc is a way for her/zir to regain that control the patriarchy refuses to empower her/zir with.

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>>19353999
I'm reading this books now. It's actually fairly mind-blowing.

>>19357920
The things people say to you have to bother you.

>>19358137
>>19358137
Not rreally

>>19347733
Yes. Most can read minds.
For example, when I stare at my female co-workers, I can tell when they are uncomfortable. I am certain that this is because they know I'm thinking dirty thoughts about them.

>>19347733
Yes.

>>19358018
I read the first chapter years ago, and it has stuck with me, it was so insightful and powerful, surprising for a pop-psych book.

>>19347836
It's just the indecisiveness that is inherit in all women.

>>19358649
what about life experiance?

>>19352456
Damn, I fucking love being a guy.

>>19353418
>I jacked off to sissy hypno too much and now I need a fat cock in my ass to cum but I'm too ashamed so I'll lie to myself and say it was for "magic" and not because I'm a homofaggot

>>19347733
They like to pretend they are

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>>19352456
>tfw im a woman and get really turned on by posts like this.
Put me in my place anon.

>>19360919
Eat the eggs, bitch.

Well they can bleed for 7 days without dieing

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>>19360974
Lay all your eggs in me daddy.

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>>19356142
a lot of people

>>19349816
>>>/r9k/

>>19347733
oh my fucking god Lauren is so cute, how can she look like that at 27?

>>19362240
Make up.

>>19362240
*29, my bad

even more so, I don't understand how someone can look so young at that age

>>19362243
and lighting too, I guess.

>>19362244
>at that age
29 is still young

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>>19361634
>>19361634
like?

>>19347733

They seem more dull than men. I mean, when they get into things they dont seem to show the same passion and interest of a man. They are more superficial, but i gotta say that from my experience i enjoyed more their company than men company. I felt more accepted with them but i never had deep and serious conversations like i did with men tho.

women arent real. what are you 12? do you believe in ghosts and voodoo too? Have any of you even seen a woman?

yes..

>>19347733
Considering they regularly bleed for no reason and don't die, yes. Yes they are.

>>19352456
do you have a good source for your claims there?

I googled it and all I get is a literal Breitbart article written by that literal trump faggot and when I checked it's "source" it led me to an article discussing one study that comes to a conclusion men and women have the same general intelligence and another that says the the ratio is of men:women accepted into mensa is 2:1 and then ads to say the ratio is the same as the ratio of men and women actually applying for the IQ test.

>>19347733
yes