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>>19079491
>become full of demons
>die and go to hell
There is step 1, 2, and 3

>>19079491
What you call vampire is an energy eater, faggot.
Now leave, you won't get what you want.

>>19079548
Energy eater are just annoying people you cunt.

Read all twilight books and watch all of the movies.

ops a faggot

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>>19079613
Are you sure?
Annoying people doesn't energy but feels.

>>19079790
Being around annoying people drains energy out of you. Psychic vampires are annoying people that's all.

>die
>improperly buried
>cursed to rise from the dead and feed on the living to sustain your own miserable existence
>return every morning to your grave
>eventually waste away anyway
There is no "pro" to being a vampire. Anyone who thinks it's some kind of glamorous unlife is an idiot who has watched too many of the wrong movies.

>>19079491
Vampire

PROS
- Ageless
- Super-strength
- Intelligent

CONS
- No sex
- Dead
- Trendy
- Cannot eat processed food

this again

>>19080463
Fuck off.

>>19079491
>How do I become a vampire?
You find a vampire and it does a thing to you. That's pretty widely agreed upon. There may or may not be other methods.

>What are the pros and cons of being a vampire?
Pros: vampire powers.
Cons: vampire weaknesses.
What these specifically are, that's a matter vigorously debated. It seems to vary significantly from the folklore of one region to the next. Short answer, you get what you get, and you'd better be happy with it. You're not exactly in a position to be choosy about which vampire makes you, if that's even a factor.

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>>19080907

>>19079491
Just go and die first

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>>19079491
one of my closest friends is a vampire. not at all what I expected to learn about him when we met. certainly not what I thought a vampire was supposed to be. it was through him I discovered that, like him, I too am a vampire.

emotional/energy vampirism is real, and there are several types, and sub-types. there used to be an excellent page dedicated to this topic hosted at the now defunct GeoCities website, that went into great detail on each classification. it even documented the theoretical links between occultism, blood drinkers, emotional, and psychic vampires, and various combinations.

it had many historical references to specific books, and scanned illustrations. there were a few web links, but the web was still young in those days, so on-line resources regarding this topic were few. I hear that true believers have stayed away from the web as many of you know it today, preferring the relative obscurity of legacy systems like fidonet, and gopher to seek deeper truths, and exchange information.

that was a long time ago for me. today, I rarely 'feed' as the supplies have grown bitter with the toxicity and disenchantment of an angry populace, and I haven't the patience for the hunt as i once had.

So, OP, if your hoping to become a Hollywood type of vampire, you may be in for a great disappointment. However, there are real vampires in the world, and meeting one can be as subtle as a mosquito bite, or as extreme as costing you your life. make no mistake however, you will gain little from the exchange, and there always consequences.

don't seek out the dark things, for you may not like what you find.

>>19081676

May i ask what it is you feed upon?

>>19081676
okay Mr. Autism

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>>19080961
Consider it like this: maybe Lestats exist, maybe they don't, but if by some miracle you cross paths with a Count Orlac (and he's inexplicably amenable to your wishes) would you still take it? Guaranteed bad kind of vamp or almost no chance of the good kind?

It really depends on what you think you're going to get, and how much you're willing to compromise to reality. And since your suppositions are formed from pop culture fiction, you're probably laboring under a mountain of false hope.

I'll start with the obvious one. If you were a Mary Sue main character of the universe type of person, would you not have already had a fated encounter? Would you not have better things to do than post rage faces on a past-its-prime imageboard? Are you holding out a desperate hope that I will swoop down and rescue you from normalcy?

I suggest you seek other, more accessible, methods and rescue yourself. Helpless damsels are only useful for two things.

Lol at people not realizing real vampires are like the main character in the movie "martin"

>>19081842
>I don't agree with someone so I call them an autist instead of debating them

>>19081907
Aint no one debating that shit.

>>19081676
Complete bullshit.

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>>19081846
There wasn't much meaning to the Rageface, it was a random picture. I just wanted to give you a picture, didn't expect you to answer with 4 paragraphs to it.

And I disagree with notion that people who seek rare, unusual things have to be Mary Sues to be successful. If you discover at your 16th birthday that you happen to be the reincarnation of the most powerful vampire in the universe and then get picked from your home without putting any effort into, just because... while you also happen to be incredibly beautiful, talented and skilled. Sounds more like Mary Sue. Meanwhile what you encounter at this place, including me, are ugly (on the surface or inside, maybe both) people with obsessive ideas.

>>19081676
The guy is certifiably insane. The "psychic pedophile vampires from another dimension" is just the latest manifestation of his batshit craziness.

>>19079491
>This girl AGAIN

>>19083980
>AND AGAIN
>AND AGAIN
>AND AGAIN
>FOR ALL ETERNITY
>ENJOY SUCKER

>>19084020
found vampire nudes?

>>19079491
These posts are getting really stale. And they are pointless because vampires are not looking for new recruits. They are not looking to create a vampire army. Existing in big cities and blending in and being part of a small group is how it's evolved.

>>19084064
Can you explain why you then decide to reply and repeat the same dry shit instead of just ignoring the thread? This stuff works by chance and coincidence.

>>19084072
Sorry but sometimes the truth can be dry.

>>19084087
So you think it's weird that I keep repeating these threads but you don't think it's weird to repeat yourself within the thread?

>>19084092
No, I don't think it's weird because I'm trying to enlighten you and save you some time. But you'll be back with the same question. And I haven't been on here much recently.

>>19084101
Do you feel special? What makes you think that your short, random post is going to stop me? Do you think you're the first guy or girl saying this kind of stuff?

>>19084115
Funny, I was trying to help you. Good luck.

>>19084121
Thanks for stating what so many other people have stated too and that isn't helpful at all.

>>19084125
Maybe they are right and you are wrong.

>>19084527
Maybe it doesn't fucking matter and it's pointless to post.

become anemic and when you get transfusions you feel euphoric, strong, able to jump high buildings

You can't have sex, faggot.

>>19084681
it doesn't really matter but they are right and you are wrong. accept it.

>>19084765
suffering from anemia isnt a joke i have anemia and i constantly have back mind and joint pain

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>>19084791
same but if you look at it from a different point of view its hilarious

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>>19084790
I didn't know you're god and you know exactly how everything in this world works.

>>19084804
I'm not God. But I do know how this particular thing works. i don't know why you are so angry.

>>19084824
You don't know how it works unless you have figured out every single thing about this reality. If you deny that I could ever be successful with my approach, which you are.

>>19084837
I didn't know you had a certain approach. Enlighten me.

>>19084842
Then if you don't know anything about me why do you come in here and judge me or whatever? I do not only look on 4chan for information, this is just one of many places. I have talked with many people, I am trying out different things and just keep looking. I have nothing to lose and it's a "passion" for me that I will keep lookng into.

If you make 100 threads here then it's possible even likely that 99 of these threads will lead nowhere. But maybe in just one of them I will find out something interesting that helps me. So what's the matter? The arrogant fool here is you, not me.

why do you want to be a vampire?

>>19084864
Do you know how or not? I'm not interested to talk about my feelings.

>>19079491
Watch twilight.

>pros

fuck young bitches rest of your life

>cons

can't kys

>>19084857
not trying to be arrogant. just stating facts. you make an interest point about making the effort. let me give you a glimmer of hope. if you encounter a fledgling who hasn't been properly taught he/she may be willing or choose to turn you. it won't happen with an older one unless you befriend them and are sick and dying.

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>>19084909
quiet you

>>19084909
We'll see about that.

>>19084934
let /x/ know if you have success. fyi, you won't unless it's an untutored fledgeling.

>>19085217
I don't think I would be here anymore if I have success and it may take years to ever get there. Also, as much as I could believe that you have a general idea of vampires and their personalities, I am sure you can't look into the head of every single one.

You don't know their motivations, feelings and dreams. Right? So you can't really tell who or why they turn.

>>19085240
I go off what I've been taught and what I've seen. If you do have success, come back and share. If you don't, now that would be the definition of arrogance. If you're not living in a big city now, move to one. And the older your mortal life gets, the lesser your chances. I wish you luck. Encounter a young one with no coterie.

>>19085266
What age is too old then for a human? And does the age of the vampire who turns you matter in terms of how you turn out?

>>19085277
The age of the vampire who turns you is a huge factor in your impending abililties. I've never been told an age limit but I wouldn't get older than middle age. Are you aesthetically pleasing? Big point, but if you are dying that becomes less important if you have befriended a powerful one.

>>19085297
Aesthetically pleasing... ha ha. What a question. That very much depends on the eye of the beholder or whatever it's called unless you tell me vampires all have the same ideals.

>>19085311
So I'm guessing the answer is no. There's always hope. The ideology is consistent. There are rules. Very old rules. But of course there are individualities and opinions. Vampires were once human and keep their tastes.

>>19085329
I just think it's a hard to answer question because the individual taste of people is so different. But yeah, go with no, fine by me. I would be happy to have an experience for now, I don't have to be turned. Already live in a big city.

>>19085359
it's a hard question. wasn't trying to insult you. the world tends to have a general conception of beauty. are you female or male? and what city? and it's a lot more than just an "experience".

>>19085380
I don't want to give any details about that becaue there's some annoying people who stalk and impersonate me on this board all the time. I mean by now, they know who I am anyway if they are reading, but it still annoys me. Guys get a life really. I'd tell you but I don't think we live in the same place, I'm not in the US or UK.

>>19085397
i understand.

>>19080457
>no sex

sounds like /x/

>>19079491
you can't, cause they don't exist.

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>>19085901
Let me guess, but ghosts and demons do exist.

>>19081907
Nothing to debate you schizophrenic.

>>19084681
Maybe you're just autistic and a rude cunt and you should just fuck off this board or better yet fuck off this planet

>>19086021
No, I enjoy your butthurt too much.

http://www.templeofthevampire.org

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>>19086026
I'm not butthurt at all, just calpine you out for the rude autistic cunt you are. You're also probably ugly.

Pic related is the best looking man you could possibly hope for

>>19086036
Do you always save his pictures to your computer to jerk off?

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>>19086054
We should not lie to ourselves...living since thousands of years earlier than now and living so lives now and living so will live thousands of years later than now IS a, "meta" sexy.

Always has been and always will be.

Back on topic...this is a romanticism of vampirism. Possibly loving an other, "vampire" during thousands of years.

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>>19086104

>>19086104
huh kyle? sounds like your fucked in the head.

>>19086181
He is legally insane.

>>19086195
gothca. sounds like it. ramblings of a maniac. never seen him on here before. hope I don't again

>>19086104
I know someone with Down's syndrome and I can understand them better than you.

>>19086212
Have you literally never been here before? He's in almost every thread. You should read his blog. Ramblings of a madman.

>>19086228
wow. top kek my brotha (or sista).

>>19086054
No I just keep one on hand for shitposting.

>>19086236
ive been on. veteran of 3 years or so. never read him. definitely not visiting the blog.

>>19086241
Pretty sure that's the stuff you masturbate to. No shame though, it's cool.

>>19086228
Kid has schizophrenia... just ignore him and his fuckface that he needs to spam everywhere. I don't know what it is with overweight, male schizophrenics and their need to spam this board with their selfies though. Hanz did the same.

>>19086261
oh I would be ashamed. even if I was a dilapidated cunt.

>>19086268
I can tell that you're sexually attracted to him. Why the denial, faggot?

>>19086262
i think it might be more than schizophrenia. fuck me kill me now.

>>19086277
I'm not denying shit shitzo. get your head out of your ass or whoverer else's it's in. holy fuck. See. A. Doctor. Now. Holy fuck.

>>19086289
I'm not Kyle. You indeed are a retarded faggot. No wonder you don't have a boyfriend.

>>19086298
well whoever you are you are clearly homosexual and can't follow posts because I'm a dude. please stop. go back and Jack off into your own feces. no one else will take ya.

>>19086309
I know that. You're a homosexual dude in denial. You're one of those homos who always has to get the last word in. I'm sure your non-existent boyfriend loves it.

>>19086321
hey tough guy, when your boyfriend has his dick in your mouth do you still keep rambling on in your gay manner or do you at least try to give him a decent blowjob?

>>19086340
Your cunty attitude is bothersome. I bet your ass gets burned a lot with your non-existent boyfriends dick.

>>19086346
you didn't answer the question mo. and I'm getting married to a woman in 6 months. answer. /x/ wants to know big boy!

>>19086355
You insufferable cunt. You are nothing. But I bet you'll reply to this you fucking child.

>>19086360
oh come on now. don't get mad Mary, I mean Kyle. answer hon! /x/ wants to know! see you later! have to go have hetero sex now but....i bet you'll respond!

>>19086374
You're adding nothing to this. When Kyle's dick is in your mouth do you still keep talking about irrelevant faggotry?

>>19086261
Quit being a mad uptight bitch because you're sad that vampires don't exist, you miserable, deplorable emotionally stunted cunt.

>>19086289
Krk thanks for filling in and calling the bitch out while I was on the shitter.

>>19086382
Simmer down kiddo. Stop being a cunt.

>>19086391
easily done brotha

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>>19086391
>on the shitter for 30 minutes
>totally not a samefag

>>19086416
look at the posts Mary. not the same. and you still didn't answer. now /x/ knows your technique sucks. this may be the funniest thread I've ever responded to.

>>19086463
Wow. You definitely got me. Are you 12? You dilapidated cunt.

>>19086471
you like the word cunt. too bad you'll never partake. still didn't answer bro.

>>19086416
I'm a phone fag, he is not. You can tell by the typing style nigga.

Also, is there a problem with shitting for 30 minutes?

>>19086498
I understand. You probably enjoy that anal-shit stimulation so much you don't want it to end so you drag it out to 30 minutes, fag.

>>19079491
Do a lot of research, follow any leads you find, even the bad ones. You aren't going to find a quick way to do it on 4chan, just doesn't work that way. Good luck with your search anon.

>>19086507
still didn't answer. i know being a gay loser hurts but at least stand up and be a true fuckup. dude you are hopeless.

>>19086718
No, I just went out of your own, old sentences that I kept pasting to you and that you replied to like a retard.

>>19086547
That's the best approach, yes. Thanks.

>>19079491
jesus christ this thread went into a shitstorm
i can't list any new pros, but if you want cons, basically blame the bitch that wrote twilight. and blame the little girls that think vampires (energy eaters? first i've heard of the term honestly) are sexy. don't be one.
it sucks.

>>19088110
they always do cuz the vampire defense force shilling like there is no tomorrow to derail us from eternal youth in the name of the government

>>19088406
huh?

>>19087983
very clever. you actually made the effort to do that. Holy moly.

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>>19089487
Thing is, you were literally too fucking retarded to notice that you kept talking to yourself. Sad little peon.

>>19089529
you're still on my loosa! you're the best!

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>>19089544

>>19089556
this is great! please keep posting anime! love it!

>>19089563
Thanks for bumping the thread, slave. Appreciate it.

>>19089566
and the hits just keep on comin! I'll be back later to see what you replied because /x/ knows you will. love it me amigo. gotta go live a life for a few. catch it later.

>>19089577
>"Go gotta and have hetero sex! Hahaha!"

>>19089579
you are truly the best my friend! holy shit, I just realized it. are you that vampire mind control cunt? stop manipulating me please! I can't take it lol. you'll respond. what do you got?

>>19089706
I am replying because it bumps the thread not because I care what you write. You do have a giant obsession with me though, you approached me so many times over the months. It's always you coming to me.

>>19089723
oh no it is you. i havnt been on in months. how does it feel to be controlled by others? are you frightened? don't be. we mean you no harm.

>>19089733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Yt0xJKDY8

>>19079491
>pros
most teen girls will fall for you, longevity, you get to sparle in sunlight

>cons
only stupid teen girls will fall for you, longevity, sparling in sunlight is gay

>>19081956
I fucked my sister.

>>19079491
Pros. You won't age
Cons. You will be in constant pain and always hungry, you will be hunted by vampire hunters for the rest of your life until one day they kill you.

>>19090260
Are vampire hunters actually real? And what are the odds of them finding or killing you, if you just don't go around murdering people.

>>19090269
hunters exist, but they never succeed.

>>19090283
I would be interested in hunters too because some of them might have figured out how you efficiently track down vampires. Though I see no reason to kill a vampire (not that I could) unless he or she did some fucked up shit, but then you would want to kill the same person too if they were a normal human.

>>19090297
interesting post. Vampires don't kill anymore. no need. it's the "little drink" and then a quick healing dab.

>>19090313
And you know that because?

>>19090317
think Anne rice. she had to have actually talked to one. i know it sounds cliche but it has to be true. not 100% but pretty close. she twisted the mythos a little but the ambience and basic concrete core nuances are close.

>>19090335
Was she spot on with the homosexual vibes too?

>>19090338
yes and no. i would say it's the same ratio for the normal human populace but she played up the androgynous aspect for the book.

>>19090347
Are you the Stonehenge/Adamar guy? There's so many alleged vampires here with different storylines, I can't keep up.

>>19090375
yes. good memory.

>>19090384
Well, you're one of many guys who regularly and consistently claim to be vampires. But you all have some differences in your stories and "lore" as to what vampires can do and not.

>>19090395
true. but there are truths and untruths.

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>>19090405
Or you are all from different universes and a bunch of time-lines that aren't connected outside the Internet come together on 4chan...

>>19090415
don't get too nutty on me. no. it's one universe my darling. at least from what I know. but I'm not really that old.

>>19090429
Why is the idea of parallel universes too nutty but immortal, supernatural predators roaming the earth isn't?

It's either that or every other person besides you (or maybe including you) is a mentally ill roleplayer because they all contributed their unique vampire story.

>>19079491
Pros:
Look cool to some people.
Know really weird people.
Get attention.

Cons:
You're now a faggot.
You'll make yourself extremely sick if you intend to drink real blood.
No one likes you except you're shitty vampire friends.

>>19090450
don't believe. I'm out.

>>19090297
Hunters work for the vatican and they only kill unlawful vampires. The pope is aware of this and they have been for centuries.

>>19090520
So how could I talk to a hunter?

>>19090556
[email protected]

>>19090520
so what's an unlawful one?

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>>19090556
Not all hunters work for the Holy Vatican City. Some people who hunt those who use the power of the devil are getting their vengeance because one of these Satanist has hurt one of their loved ones. But most are just common bounty hunters or hit-man you can hire off the internet. I highly recommend you don't hire some random hit-man for such a job do to the fact they will most likely not be a christian. Christians are unaffected by the powers of the devil.\

>>19090877
I don't want to hire or kill anyone, buddy.

>>19090891
Then what do you want from a hunter?

>>19090895
They obviously know how to find vampires if they are not frauds. I would like to find one is what I want.

>>19090899
Oh, I can tell you how to find them... You don't need to hire somebody to find them.

>>19090920
I wouldn't hire them to go and look for me. I ask people to share information they are willing to share.

>I can tell you how to find them.

Please go ahead and share it.

>>19090923
And what do you plan to do once you find them? Do you think they will let you live?

vampires are really freaky
just the way they move would be enough for me to nope the fuck out

>>19090929
Doesn't really matter if I live or not. Now, can you please?

>>19090934
Are you a Christian?

>>19090939
nope

If you are not a christian you will not be protected against the hexes that they could place on you. Vampires like the depict in Twilight do not exist. Satanist who drink the blood of young children and incent animals are in the matter of fact very real. They get their power from the devil. If you want to find your so called vampires you must look at a satanic ritual. I would first begin at a church of satin service. The majority of the people attending the service will be but edgy teens and lonely people looking for meaning. but if you are lucky somebody who actually understands the power of satin might attended the service. They partake in the real shit behind close doors. Befriend, or stalking them would be your best bed. NO MATTER WHAT HE SAYS DO NOT SELL YOUR SOUL. The power he will sell you will cost your soul.

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>>19090966
Wew lad. Not what I'm looking for. Here's a: Praise Jesus though for your efforts.

>>19090966
Satanists don't do that you fucking idiot. Satanists don't even belive in Satan.

>>19090934 (me)
>>19090966
what i was talking about resembles a creature or a monster more than anything
far from human

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>>19079491
were did this picture come from?

>>19091392
30 days of night

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfRJsWP39FQ

>>19079491
Oh look it's this faggot again. Fuck off Op go jerk at twilight or something you underage fag.

>>19092972
Edgy.

>>19091392
You need to learn how to reverse search pictures. It's a basic skill and takes like 10 seconds. You wouldn't need to ask then.

>>19093024

He really rustled my jimmies

>>19079491
You have to trade, eternal physical life for everlasting suffering when you do get killed. A mind blowing level of stupid, to fall for that one. Considering most of them are killed off, before they ever get, centuries old. Much less decades.

>>19094210
>don't kill any innocent person and just live your life as vampire
>get eternally tortured in the after life just because

What kind of backwards-retarded logic is that?

>>19094196
If a vampire thread on a paranormal board rustles your jimmies to this degree maybe you should consider taking meds.

>>19090934
What do you mean by the way they move? Interested in hearing more about this.

>>19094424
like snake

>>19094469
Good answer. I actually do that. Didn't at first though.

>>19094493
How does someone actually move like a snake outside of anime fanfiction?

>>19094602
Best way I can describe it is the body movements become fluid and precise. It's not like in anime. It just takes awareness of surroundings and where the different parts of your body are at any given time.

>>19094617
And what does that actually mean for you in practice? You move silently? What else?

what is a vampire?

>>19080457
>- Cannot eat processed food
FUCK

>>19094759
Blood would probably feel so much better at that point that this wouldn't bother you anymore.

>>19094754
Silent or as loud as I want. It's useful for some kinds of work. Not much practical use but it's just the way things are.

>>19094786
How are you able as a grown, heavy man for example to walk totally silent on normal ground? Magic? I assume not all vampires are petite women.

>>19094795
Precise foot placement, being aware of your surroundings and putting all together. You don't really have to think about it. Its just how it is.

>>19094903
Any other unusual powers?

>>19094983
Look young enough that kids 10 years younger than me ask for ID when I buy booze. Excellent hearing and night vision. Physical durability and strength. Good reflexes. General skill with /x/ related shit.

>>19095030
Booze? You drink, eat and still age just slower?

>>19095046
Yeah, I smoke too. Quitting the drinking and smoking though. It's just slow aging and durability.

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>>19095068
You're not a real vampire then. Real vampires do not age. You are the "special snowflake"-human kind. There's a ton of people like you who are convinced they age slower and they are special in some way. Some think they are otherkins, others half-angels, some like you say they are vampires.

They also are convinced they move in special ways, they are stronger than the average person and so on. But it's always things that are somewhat possible and not supernatural. Obviously... because you're all still human. Basically just selective perception, suggesting yourself and wanting to be special. Please don't shit up this thread and go somewhere to roleplay with fellow otherkins and snowflakes.

>>19095079
Im sorry that you are retarded.

>>19095094
That's what you tell yourself when you look in a mirror, huh? Poor guy.

Guys! I age, I eat, I drink, I get sick, I walk around in sunlight but I'm totally a vampire! I move very elegantly and people often mistake me for being a kid! Sometimes I feel like drinking blood cause that's badass! Be right back, opening a blog on TUMBLR for other vampirekins.

Kill yourself.

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>>19095108
>tumblr
Youre the one that seems to be triggered right now.

>>19095152
I'm baffled that legally retarded people like you are allowed to post on 4chan and aren't kept in the asylum.

>>19095166
4chan IS the asylum. Just look around you.

>>19095152
Haha nice ROAST bro! Haha Tumblr is for people with accounts on Tumblr, amirite? Haha hit me up later and we can discuss why sucking your dad's dick at the same time isnt gay. Peace out!

>>19095806
Not sure if I can fully agree with that. Most people aren't quite THAT delusional.

>>19079491
pro is sex with goth girls

Make vamp threads a ban able offense when

>>19097255
Are you actually too retarded to hide threads or not click them if you don't like them? Nice toddler tier impulse control.

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Does anyone here actually know anything about the vampires IRL, like fangsmiths and the Kings and Queens of [insert city here]? I'm active in the alternative scene and see them around a lot at events, they have a pretty weird little system that is very...well, messed up. Psychic vampires vs sanguinarians vs 'living vampyres', and some asshole named 'Father Sebastian' that apparently fucks with everyones shit.

>>19097381
father sebastian is a punk

>>19095108
you are not a vampire.

>>19097648
Yeah, I AM not a vampire. But neither are people who think they age slower and are faster... vampires. A real vampire doesn't age at all.

>>19097163
Dude, you are in a thread where 90% either claims to be a vampire or that they know one personally. Some of them might not even just shitposting.

>>19097684
>A real vampire doesn't age at all.
True

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>>19097779
That's not true. Most people do not claim to be vampires, the majority of posters here either don't believe in vampires at all or are just curious humans. Then there's two groups of people who say they are vampires:

1) Group A: The snowflakes. They fall in the same category as humans who think they are half-demons, wolfkins or any other kind of special being. They re convinced they move in special ways, they are stronger than the average person and so on. But it's always things that are somewhat possible and not supernatural. Basically just selective perception, suggesting yourself and wanting to be special. They do believe it however.

2) Group B: These people are either the real thing or roleplayers. They are making claims that are impossible to believe even for the snowflakes such as not having to eat food at all anymore, living for over 100 years, supernatural strength like lifting cars and shit like that.

I don't give a shit about Group A because they are obviously just normal people who want to pretend they are special. Group B is more interesting but never underestimate people who love to lie online and will do so for years because it gives them some form of power.

>>19079491
werewolves are better.

>>19079491
>Become Jew
>Rape some beings in name of your bloodline
>???
>Profit

>>19098213
Yes, but less likely to exist.

>>19098213
werewolves don't exist. vampires do.

>>19098454
leT me suCK youR bLOooD

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>>19079491
You want to be a vampire?
1. Get a sex change and become a women
2. Leach shit off every dude u can.

Congratulations you're a fkn vampire.

>>19098863
>>>/r9k/ is that way, loser.

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>>19079491
>>>19098863
>>>>/r9k/ is that way, loser.
Robits aren't:
- females
- don't have a pussy
- can't make a good pb&j
- suck at BJs (they always electrocute me when I jizz in them)
- can't do the robot worth a fk

In short, they ain't worth the money... neither are sex dolls or Fleshlights.

>>19079491
nigger

>>19097381
Sound like a bunch of LARPers to me.

>>19097821
Never knows best.

>>19099296
It's the place for that autistic attitude of yours.

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When you hit 17 year old become the leader of a small country in the middle of europe, impale the thieves, the gypsies and muslims and then wait 600 years for some guy to write a story about you
they will think you were a sick psycho that killed poor people for his own pleasure but in reality you protected europe from islam and you sacrificed yourself for your own nation

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>>19102360

Dude I heard if you swallow enough broken glass you become a really powerful vampire.

McFuckingKillyourself lel

>>19102432
Is that the advice your mom used to give you when you told her you're miserable? Poor anon.

>>19099296
>>19102308
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

>>19102919
Shitpost less. Just a suggestion.

>>19094210
can you pls elaborate on that and your sources i need to know if i risk damnation or not if i lead a good christian life

>>19086104
This fat faggot again

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>>19105183

>>19079491
>>19104813

>>19105198
dude wow. I hear you're crazy second hand but I don't need to go anywhere to know that you're clinical. my friend, you are a mental case, along the lines of that vampire mind control bitch. holy fuck.

>>19105414
Suck my dick you fucking bitch.

>>19105421
you're an angry elf

>>19105438
And you're not sucking my dick right now so get started, faggot.

>>19079491
Here have a five step program to become a Vampire, hope you'll find it useful:

1. Hear the 10 hour version of Nyan Cat

2. Suck your own dick till' it bleeds

3. Then get fucked in the ass by a trap while you sing your national anthem backwards

4. Then drink some tomatojuice and wear black clothes, wear fangs, say kzzzzzh at sunlight and act like some mysterios fuck while everyone thinks you are a fucking nerd.

5. cry for yourself and send nudes to 4chan

>>19105446
nice one Mary. wow you truly are the bomb! when you wake up in the morning and put your feet on the floor what's your first thought? /x/ can only imagine. and you know what? I don't want to because you are clearly so collosaly fucked.

>>19105508
*unzips*