/div/ - Divination General

>>18714205

First for the ultramarines

where is pirate man?

>>18715971
He's still on the other thread probably, or busy snorting his oxyclean and crack mix

>>18715976
I hope he comes in to this thread he is awesome and gives good readings, sooo come on pirate man pls join us!

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>>18715974

Trading.

>>18716018
Are your trading scry?

I'm doing 3-card readings. Only 3 querrents, though.

just ask the question. If you want a 4 card reading, you'll have to add gender and birthday.

>>18716055
Will the project get good results?

>>18716055
Male
Could you give me a reading about my next relationship? Thanks.

>>18716055
6 November 1987
Male
A general please, ty

>>18716055
Love reading

>>18716055
Is Victoria interested in me romantically?

>>18716055
What will be in store for me in the near future?

>>18716055
since I didn't get a reading in last thread:
female/ October 1st
Will I get a job in the next month?

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>>18716077

>>18716077

Silmarillion
20
aries
dont know,a little bit crazy?
southern hemisphere
scry

future between me and Uya

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What's up everyone it's Boogie2988 here coming at you live through the power of mayonnaise.

I currently high on mayonnaise right now so I can do divination, please respond to me with the query you would like to have answered.

>>18716055
female, november 19
general reading please

>>18716104
Is Mayonnaise a gender?

>>18716104
Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

I'm >>18716055

I choose my 3 querrents to be
>>18716065
>>18716072
>>18716073

Readings in a moment.

For everyone else, I apologise, but another reader will be happy to help you.

>>18716077
I hope all is well,friend.Best wishes to all.
Brian,Male,22,Cancer
Tall,thin. I try to be polite.
Could I have an I-ching love reading please?

>>18716109
No Patrick mayonnaise is not a gender

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>>18716109
Yes it is indeed a gender, and if you do not agree you shouldn't be allowed into the magic the gathering community. Sentenced to excommunication just like MTGHeadquarters.

>>18716113
The off brand Great value mayonnaise you can find at Walmart.

>>18716077
Gimme a tarot reading my dude. Use whatever deck you like, I ain't picky. It'll be an adventure to find out which one ya pick.

C
Female
18
Leo
Brown hair and blue eyes. Average height, member of the white race. Kinda nice I guess, people say I'm funny too. Both my feet are scarred.
Texas
I'm having trouble getting my ID because I'm missing certain documents, and to get the documents I need, it can all be traced back to needing an ID to get them. Question is, will I be able to overcome this? How will I do it? I feel pretty backed into a corner here.

You're a rad dude, real excited to get a reading from ya. I missed seeing you in these threads.

>>18716077
>>18716077
I am so glad to see you back! hope you recover well my friend and much love and blessings. I missed hearing your cheerful voice and advices you are great.
Wacky scry.
Ariel
Female.
18
What do you see manifesting between me and the crush who is the source of happiness for me?

>>18716116
I forgot location-East coast USA

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>>18716118
>>18716120
You two should have a fight.

You fucking card jews lied to me.

Nothing good has happened. Nothing has changed at work, no happiness or bright days peaked their faggot fucking heads over the horizon.

Existential dread and the mutual double-thought desiring the fucking void is all that remains.

This place is a den of LIES.

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>>18716136
Let's do it. Mayonnaise is not a gender. And I get windego in my corner

>>18716077
Simone
F
22
Short, average.
America
Scry
Nice eyes.
What will happen between A and I?

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>>18716136
I am sorry to tell you but we progressives do not argue with our ideological opponents. Instead we excommunicate them so they do not cause any drama among all the black people and varying types of genitalkin.

>>18716104
hey boogie2988

what does he think of me?

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>>18716153
To him you seem to hold back a little likely due to being commanded by your environment for the most part, this takes away from you perceived potential.

>>18716151
Come on let's fight asshat. I'll tip you like that fat cow you are.

>>18716171
Does/ Will he return the feelings?

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>>18716175
I am sorry my dear friend but some points of contention are not of the nature that allows for mutual understanding. This is the nature of progressives such as I not engaging in dialogue with you.

>>18716104
Will I be able to get out of my current situation? What steps should I take next?

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>>18716178
Seems he just takes things as if he where an actual person and not just an aspect of an ongoing dialogue

>>18716065

1 card chosen to reflect who you are and random 3 card draw.

Knight of cups; a night looking quite confident and ready to ride forward, but the horse is afraid to cross a little stream. You're emotionally hesitant as a person when it comes to moving forward with positive plans, even though you logically know and want to reach your goal.

8 of pentacles, the Tower and the Hierophant

What's behind you was hard work to reach to where you are, just hammering away and getting things done. A high degree of concentration was put into getting to where you are, in spite of the problems that affected you recently, most likely issues with family and issues with encouragement. The Hierophant is a sign of the need to learn from these experiences to better manage yourself spiritually, emotionally and balance logic with emotion.

>>18716104
Can I have a love reading for this month?

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>>18716189
If you offer contention and not just closed minded sweetness then maybe.

>>18716207
How do people see me personality-wise? Am I generally well-liked? Thank you so much

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>>18716201
Act unabashedly to deal with indolence and other problems you may have that subvert your social ability.

>>18716104
What does S feel about me?

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>>18716213
Someone without the ability to actually bring their desires outward into reality due to a kind of mixup on the fundamentals that bring us into understanding social theory.

>>18716104
Will I find love soon?

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>>18716224
Like they can not really get to you even though it seems like it may be a good time.

>>18716239
Sorry my dear friend but I must go out and get some more mayonnaise. Readings shall be done for now.

ATTENTION ALL
READINGS DONE ON MY PART

>>18716207
Damn, you really got me there. I'm honestly afraid to get nasty, even in a situation as serious as this. Thanks. I'll try and get better

>>18716073

You will, but not without risking the opportunity slipping away at first.

The chosen card for you is the page of swords; a page is standing on a rocky outcrop with a sword & a look of fear or pain in her eyes, the wind blowing against her face. It's as if she's anticipating something bad is about to happen while being unsure of her mastery of the sword.

Justice, 6 of swords and 9 of cups

Justice to me doesn't mean the literal act of justice or even a legal matter happened in the past, but rather, it means your using your judgment to determine the best balance in your life; finding a job for you is a serious matter and you can't just settle for any old job. No burger-flipping or toilet-scrubbing for you. But you're facing problems in your job search and finding out how stressful it can be; not enough jobs appear and when they do, either the employer rejects you, or have already found others. But in the end, this is only a path along the river that you must cross; there's no escaping this fact of life until you do manage to find the job (and you will).

>>18716104
love reading please

>>18716252
Don't forget to get butter as well!

I'M OUT NOW FOLKS.

Doing trades

>>18716265
What kind of readings do you do and what would you like to know?

>>18716072

Death, Judgement and the Empress

I hate to be the bringer of possibly bad news.

Death is a card concerning depression and how you deal with it. Judgement is a card about going through all hell as a form of trial by fire, you could say. And the Empress is a mother figure, or a motherly figure in your life.

I hope I'm wrong, but I take it you have a female family member you care about (perhaps an aunt) who's ill. Am I right? If this is the case, her illness will only compound on the difficulties in your life as they are; her illness could be that trial by fire. And I sincerely hope that my reading is wrong.

But if I'm right, God forbid, my advice to you is to be with her more often. even if your other family members aren't. Cherish every moment and look back on the past with her as old friends would.

If all your family members are healthy and my reading is totally wrong, just keep this advice in mind for if and when this does happen. I mean illness and death are always guaranteed to happen, but I just hope it doesn't happen sooner, rather than later.

>>18716274
I scry and do vision readings.

I would like to know how AW feels about me.

And you?

>>18716077
this is a fucking bait post. chiron doesn't do readings here anymore.

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>>18716345
Oh yes and if this wasn't made clear enough by my post by tomfoolery I of course mean divination.

>>18716345
Mayonnaise a gender vs mayonnaise not a gender.

Thanks. bye

>>18716192
ty sensei

>>18716317
I do vision readings/empath.

Flattered. I get the vague feeling of warmth but it isn't an overflowing of emotions like in romantic love but there is a warmth there with appreciation. And ... I see, I see the Empress in the Rider Waite version of the tarot but instead of sitting in her lofty side chair, she is sitting in the Emperor's throne upright. Her staff is the lion in the Strength tarot card.The grass grows tall behind her and is lush.

If you haven't made your feelings clear known to him, he might have some sort of idea already and is feeling flattered from it. He appreciates your admiration of him. He has some feelings for you too, but it is more of the "oh you're cute" sort of feelings and wants to take care of you and treat you right. He appreciates you, he does. If he has not made this clear yet it is because he has a great amount of control over his feelings despite them being a source of strength and enrichment for him. You are literally a source of strength for him and he is thankful for that. This all being said, that does not mean there isn't room for these feelings to change and grow. Like I said the grass was growing tall and there is a lot of potential with this even if there is no overwhelming lust right now.

Can you see/tell me about my bf?

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>>18716355
Mayonnaise is unfortunately not a gender, if it was then maybe fucking it could be justifiable to some extent.

However if we are to take the mystic take on physics to be true that everything is sex and to some degree masculine or feminine then mayonnaise would be like female as a gender if it went full ham and became nothing more than a sweet hole.

Since this isnt something that requires divination you can have this free of charge.

>>18716360
No problem. I hope this helps you, but please, understand that this is only for advice on things that might be, not to confirm that anything will be.

>>18716372
i know, taishobu, have a nice day ;D

>>18716368
I see.. well I saw a boulder. Someone who is very strong, but he'll be easy to break. Like, he's not very trustworthy so you're going to have to do a lot to prove to him that your feelings are legit and it will get tiring but it will be rewarding. He will love you in ways you've never been loved before, and I can see him being a large part of your life. Not necessarily guaranteed to marry but most definitely going to be somebody who is important to your growth.

>>18716265
Will I be with G?

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>>18716371

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>>18716481
No

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>>18716488
Ok :3

>>18716481
>Not squatting in a track suit
Stay chiki briki, comrade.

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>>18716497
u wot!!

>>18716481
Hey, Bunnings! I love that shop

any readers in the house?

Where did these shitposters come from?

>>18716530
From here.

>>18716526
I'm here. Want to trade?

>>18716535
I'm just an asker, mate, not a reader. Sorry.

>>18716540
Is it love related?

>>18716544
kinda, I guess. It's about the course of my relationship (if any and what kind) with one particular chick who has 0 interest

>>18716535
i can trade tarot

>>18716555
I'll do it. 3 cards for 3 cards? What's your query?

>>18716562
what do the most popular of my social circle think of me?

yes

>>18716498

>Ghost photograph an Australian couple reuniting after the Great Emu War.

>>18716576
Alright.

I pulled the 2 of cups, the 5 of wands & the 10 of pentacles

In spite of all the fussin' and the feudin', it's like family and the social circle you're in thinks highly of you. They never forget when they first met you and they never hold anything against you. They like you and care.

Now, for my query; more towards knowing of my ex's state.

Is she managing herself well enough to go through life with greater confidence in herself? This was something I've always been praying for her, even long after we parted ways.

anyone wanna trade?

what should I do about my love life?

I can drop this one guy or keep going. Not really feeling him that much but he's comforting.
Then in general not sure what to do.

>>18716636
Don't ever stay in a relationship for comforts sake; it's not fair on them.

>>18716626
Page of Swords, Three of Cups, Page of Pentacles, Knight of Wands

Yes but she is in the state where she is trying a bunch of new things and not falling thru with them because she loses interest fast. She is having a good time and falling back on her friends when she needs help.

>>18716679
That's odd to say, since she's went into crisis and has no friends other than the bond we used to share. I do hope she's trying new things and keeping herself well and strong.

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Hi all. Taking some readings. Also looking to trade. Working with the Tarot.

What I need from you as a querent:
>Choice between Rider-Waite or Radiant Tarot decks
>Your sun sign (you may include other parts of your astrological chart if you know them)
>A straight-forward, unemotional query. If you don't have a specific question please ask for a "General Reading"
>An open mind and heart. Skepticism or "testing" will muddy my perception

>>18716726

Tarot
Cancer Sun, Pisces Moon
General Reading

My man!!

>>18716726

radiant tarot
Aries,sag moon

I still have chances w/ O?

>>18716732

RW Tarot*

>>18716726
Rider
Aries
How can I acquire latex?

weird I know, Thanks

>>18716726
Radiant tarot
Taurus
How long will J's relationship last?

>>18716726
radiant tarot
leo
what is in store for this next two weeks between w and me?

>>18716726

Come say hi, Thoth.

>>18716726
>Trade

If i can help, just ask friend.

>Gender, Sign, Query, A word that describes how you feel right now

>>18716726
radiant
virgo
general for this month

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What should I do in relation to my current relationship? Should I be patient and wait for any improvement or should I fight my fear of losing companion and sex and end things before they get worse? I trade... Good energies and vibrations

>>18716790
I'm a 20 y.o male with aquarius sun and scorpio ascendant

>>18716253
thank you very much!

>>18716801
No problem. I hope the advice was worth it, but these aren't concrete events that will be; only possibilities.

>>18716732
You're happy you've changed your course. You like the turbulence and also the solitude. You will move on but she will not have her closure, which you are fine with. You enjoy bothering her in this way because she smothers you. You're afraid to be at a standstill, but it's also exactly what you want and need. Use that standstill to balance out the things you DO want to keep in your life. Float downstream. Weightless.

>>18716755
>Female
>Leo
>What should I do about C? What's the best option for where I take M?
>Perplexed

>>18716790
Man do you really need a reading for this? I'll give you a reading but if you're unhappy in a relationship you shouldn't be in it in the first place. Relationships are supposed to add to our lives, not make them feel like shit. If you want companion and sex there's dating apps for it.

>Knight of Cups
>Three of Wands
>Strength
>The Tower

There will be an attempt at rekindling the romance and a hope that thing will get better from your end, but this will be short lived and things will go back to where they started from in the beginning.

>>18716825
It does not cause me unhappiness (yet). Just anxiety... Things were good, we were getting serious then they started dying out and I don't know anything anymore. Thanks for the reading.

>>18716790

Actually both choices are good, but leaving might be more strongly advised.

The reading talks about confidence (Knight of Wands) and letting go of that feeling that ''YOU MUST'' be in a relationship (Page of Cups), nobody is holding you at gunpoint.

Simply try to enjoy whatever you chose but i am thinking you will leave. If you stay however try to make the relationship more passionate and take more risks for it, perhaps plan a trip or date more frequently.

Either way the outcomes are good (Ten of Pentacles, King of Wands)

Hope this helps.

>>18716726
Radiant
Leo
Does Victoria have romantic feelings for me?

>>18716726
>Rider-Waite
>Scorpio
>A general reading for my relationship please!

>>18716735
You made a regretful decision regarding your relationship. You desperately want that love and comfort back, but O will always be hesitant. Once bitten, twice shy. It's in your best interest to move on for now. This is where you will find most of your power regained. The information was very hard on O, and there is still something there, but a lot of healing has to be done inside yourself before anything can move forward. You lost a wish and a dream. Think of things rationally.

>>18716868
this means yes, if i just move on?

>>18716744
>J
J
>J
J

>>18716898
Maybe someday. But don't expect things to be the same. Take this as a learning opportunity.

>>18716726

Rider-Waite
Aries Sun, Taurus Moon
General reading, also please consider that I've recently moved to a new country.

Thank you in advance.

>>18716744
he's not interested in you, take a hint

>>18716844
It helps anon. It's just that I'm tired of being alone and met her in a stroke of luck. I'm shit at dating and can't even imagine myself seducing someone. It's just that being in the middle, in the deciding point ready to start a relationship and her having doubts about silly things is killing me. And I'm afraid of being alone again and never getting lucky as I got. Thanks for the reading, it helped

>>18716921
Wow! Thanks mate

>>18716921
thats a dude, is this J poster a gay?

>>18716933
yes

>>18716748
You're going to walk away wondering if all the time spent was worth it, wishing you allowed the situation to exist as it is instead of trying to change it. W stays despite losing their footing and is a bit immature to handle the emotion. You can't stand the lack of control and the decisions you've made, and you're starting to understand why exactly you've been feeling so sad. You don't feel yourself. Be honest with yourself and with them. An open dialogue is best for everyone.

>>18716962
so this is more disappointment for me?

>>18716973
I'm a lion too. It's hard for us not to cling. Don't keep something around that isn't working. Find inspiration from your disappointment. Play with your shadow.

>>18716981
thanks, what do you mean W stays?

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fun fact

>>18717002
replace "I'm" with J POSTERS

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>>18717002

>>18717004
yes its me

>>18717004

who is J?

>>18716985
They're hovering. Lingering.

>>18717011
J is a man and there is a man who is homosexual and asks about him in every thread.

Can someone use uno cards to perform a tarot? And if so, how would I have to arrange the cards? I'm only asking because this seems like a fun idea

>>18716822

>You are happy you've changed your course

Indeed I am.

>You like the turbulence and also the solitude

I don't really bother about relationships that much so yes I don't mind being alone. Before I met her you would never see me asking love queries

>you will move on

Already did

>she will not have her closure

This is strange considering she rejected me but whatever.

>You enjoy bothering her

Nah, why would she even bother? Again she was the one who turned me down, quite bluntly at that.
---

Thanks for the reading, it was an odd one... Give me a few minutes and I will do yours!

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>>18717112
>assign a colour to a suit
>remove the doubles of each of the coloured cards
>1-9 equal respective number, 0=10
>Skip=page, reverse=knight, draw 2=queen
>take the 4 wild cards, and black out all but one square to designate as the king of that colour/suit (pic related)

How you'd go about getting the major arcana is a little tricker, you could in theory use the left over doubles of the 0-9s you pulled out and scribble artwork or reminders onto the cards to say which major it is.

Alternatively, you could use the whole uno deck and design your own system to go by for readings. Remember, divination is 1 part system, 2 parts intuition.

>>18717166
empathAU can you help revive the thread

hey empath, you reading?

>>18717166
Thanks man. Hope this works

>>18717166
Not him what's a major arcana?

>>18717202
Major arcana are the 22 iconic cards of tarot that feature the Fool, Death, the Lvovers and all that.

Also known as the Trumps.

>>18717184
>>18717191
Sorry guys, I've got a client in about 10min so I'm setting up my gym. Just saw this post and I love do-it-yourself methods; anyone know what about to that cyanide guy with the comics?
>>18717194
Hope so too! Let me know how it goes anon, I'd love to get a reading from a Uno-deck
>>18717202
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Arcana
Basically it's any of the cards that aren't "x of suit." So The Fool, The Sun, The Tower, Wheel of Fortune, etc etc. They're the first 21 cards of RW tarot decks.

>>18717209
>21
I'm an idiot...22 cards.

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YARRRR! SORRY ABOUT THE WAIT, LADS!
I PASSED OUT DRUNK DURING THE TEMPEST! NOTHING CAN PUT ME TO SLEEP THE WAY STORMY WEATHER CAN! YARRRR!

I'LL BE DOING TAROT READS FOR A SHORT WHILE!
GIVE ME A QUERY AND I'LL TELL YE WHAT FATE HAS IN STORE! HAHH HAHHH HARRRR!

>>18717226
Was I being followed today or just overly paranoid?

>>18717226
Can you give me a love read?

>>18717226
What does D think of me? is he feeling confused?

>>18717226
what does C feel for me

I'll do some readings.

>Age
>Gender
>Ask a question

>>18717226
GIVE ME A MOTHERFUCKING LOVE READING...

>>18717241
25
Male
General/near future

Thanks!

>>18717246
>General/near future

Please ask a more specific question

>>18717241
22
nake
How is this new job gonna go for me

>>18717251
OK, are the new changes I've made going to yield positive outcomes?

>>18717241
18
F
Whos my nect bf?

>>18717241
In what field would I be successful?
Male,22

>>18717255
male not nake

>>18717241
21
Male
Should I deviate from my current boring path to pursue a passion?

>>18717241

26
Male
I'm writing a lot of short stories and novellas, but picking which story for a full length novel is hard... which genre of story should I go for?

>>18717251

28
male
will my political party idea work?

>>18717241
20
Female
In the coming years what will blossom between R and me?

>>18717241
18
Male
Was that picture posted to parody my friend and I?

>>18717226
Hey cap'n would you tell me what to do with the boy I love

>>18717241
23 male
what can you tell me about my next gf

>>18716822

Okey first I'd like to have a bit more info. I am guessing C is a partner and M a baby or family member?

Alternatively C is an ex and M a new partner?

Sorry for having to ask, got interesting cards for both of them but the questions are vague

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>>18717230
YARRR THE LIFE A ROGUE BE ONE OF PARANOIA INDEED, MATEY! I CAN'T TELL YE HOW MANY TIMES I'VE BEEN STARTLE BY ME OWN SHADOW WHILE LOOKING OVER ME SHOULDERS!

YER OVER THINKING THINGS AN PETTY THOUGHTS BE THE RESULT OF FALSE SPECULATIONS!
MAY AS WELL FORGET ABOUT IT AND HAVE YE SOME RUM!

YARRRRRRRRRRRRR!

>>18717299
Gimmie a relationship reading my friend! The best ships a captain can sail are relationships after all!

>>18717241
I'm 19
F
What academic field is the best for me?

>>18717299
Thanks a lot rattle

leo
27
M
the upcoming economic project will fix mi problems?

>>18717241

29
Male
Why can't I be passionately involved in life? I feel like a spectator.

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>>18717233
AYE, MATE! LOOKS LIKE EITHER MONEY YOU BE GAININ HELPS YE GET A GIRLFRIEND, OR IT BE A METAPHOR FOR THE GAIN OF SEX ITSELF!

IT MAY COME WHEN YE BE LEAST EXPECTING IT BUT GOOD NEW BEGINNINGS BE COMING YER WAY!

>>18717344
Thanks reader.

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>>18717235
HAPPINESS! YE MAKE D FEEL HAPPY! THE THOUGHT OF YOU BRINGS D JOY AND THINKS YE ATTRACTOVE AND GENEROUS!
YARR ME THINKS D MAY WANT SOMETHING MORE THAN JUST A DRUNKEN ROMP WITH YE!

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>>18717238
THIS ONES IMAGINATION BE GETTING THE BETTER OF EM, WORRIED ABOUT FALSE SLANDER, HOPES, C THINKS, ARE CRUSHED AND SPLINTERED LIKE THE WAVES AGAINST A FEEBLE FRENCH HULL!

IF C LIKES YE... THAN C FEELS THERE'S NO CHANCE! IF YE LIKE C THAN I ADVISE YE TO TAKE THE INITIATIVE AND SHOW WARMTH!

AND IF C BE RIGHT IN THE SPECULATIONS OF SLANDER OR BETRAYAL THAN FUCK YOU!! NOTHING RATTLES ME BONES MORE THAN FALSE LOYALTY!!! YARR!

>>18717226
Should I talk back to this guy?

>>18717226
Does J still dislike me?

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>>18717242
YER PROBLEM IN LOVE BE THAT YE OVER THINK EVERY THING! DESPITE THAT YOU DON'T THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK OR ACT! INSTEAD YE EMOTIONS BOIL AND STEW UNTIL YE JUDGEMENT IS POISONED BY THE STINGING BITE OF RAGE! YOOOO HOOO HOOOO!

>>18717433
THANK YOU HOHOHOHO

THAT'S ACCURATE YAY? BUT DID YOU SEE ANY NEW RELATIONSHIP ON MY WAY ;(

>>18717429
STOP J MEME

>>18717433
Thank you for the reading btw. It was quite accurate :)

>>18717373
THANKYE RATTLE ME BOOOOOOOOONNNNES

>>18717226
Not feeling too well on my new job, what do you see in the future about it?
Thanks.

>>18717226
BONES! Should I go and talk to her?

>>18717315
i am not reading but, ¿what do you like? that question depend a lot of your knowledge about yourself, not much about tharont or other methods of esoteric readings.

>>18717241
29
male
Will my happiness come back to me?

>>18717226
Bones! Oh Bones! Will I end up with one stable job this year or have one then get/end up with another? Or end up with two this year? Any idea of the field or what I'll be doing? Thanks!

>>18717636
>thinking bones is a real reader

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Guess who's back? back again, Stray is back tell a friend, and I've certainly created a monster.

Method is Scry all I need is a name/alias and your question.

Cute pics are always appreciated but aren't required.

>>18717226
SHIT OUT A LOVE READING FOR ME NIGGER

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>>18717699

Nick
Is an investment in silkworms likely to pay off for me?

>>18717699
sukki
what do you see happening between my crush and I?

>>18717433
Fucking somolian pirate

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>>18717699
RCAYM
next gf and how will i meet her

>>18717699
Black
spirit reading

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>>18717699

Liza
What would it be like if he and I met up?

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>>18717710
>investment in silkworms
If I didn't get so many out there questions occasionally, I'd say this is one of the more out there ones, kinda interesting actually.

The burning sensation of an alchoholic drink on dry, chapped lips. It's a burning but also a quenching feeling. Like a sense of getting what you so solely wanted, but also a tinge of unsureness about it. Like in the meantime it will sustain you even if it's a little uncomfortable to do so, but isn't all too bad for the time being. Though it would probably be in your best interests to find something else to drink for if you're seeking nourishment other than quenching it with booze.

tldr; seems like it'll be a fun gambit at best, but it's not really gonna pay off in any major ways if you ask me, might be marginally enjoyable and profitable, but it's probably gonna be a bit more work than it's worth unless you really enjoy it as a hobby or something rather than strictly a money making type of thing.

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>>18717699
anonchick
will i get to hang out with them? what happens?

>>18717731

Very interesting scry, thank you.

...ironically a by-product is lots of mulberries, which I was planning to turn into mulberry wine. The silkworms only eat the leaves.

>>18717699
Hi Stray, got a q for you, hope you can help. Heres my pic (https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS-mUBfSM0z4s-YPjovSJGiWn71sRwnE8xvD7YPVhgSb-BUu1OmAgf6XbOk7A sorry its a link only, on mobile).

Name: Red
Query: Recently got a job at a nice place, but I've been invited to interview with a bigger company that I would like to work for. Should I join the bigger one if offered it? Where does it look like I will be better off?

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So many lonely people in these threads, constantly.

>DREAMS LAST FOR SO LONG
>EVEN AFTER THEY'RE GONE

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>>18717699
Mikki
Am I cursed?

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>>18717699
Julio.
Is she truly the one? Or am I hung up on illusions?

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>>18717699
Can you tell me how he sees me and how are his feelings?

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>>18717699
five
what is my next bf loooks

>>18717699
17
I've always wondered about if i ever will have a family, so could you tel me about any future wife and maybe children if there are any?
please

>>18717751
Not a reading, but I can share some knowledge on this. Yes, you are cursed. We are all cursed and we all curse each other. Whenever you have negative thoughts of someone, you are cursing them. Whenever someone is having negative thoughts about you, you are being cursed.

>>18717766
>>18717699

Alias: Odet

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>>18717712
A meeting or conversation of some sort across a place or time. I see two figures standing across from one another with a vast expanse of horizon between them, they gesture and toss things to get the others attention and pantomime a few gestures since they're too far to hear one another but can see the vague outline of the other person in the distance. One seems to be pretty excited and moves a lot of arm waving and jumping, the other is a bit more reserved about it but waves back and nods respectfully.

Like it's gonna be a challenge of communication when things aren't as simple as just exchanging words, looks like it'll be received well though.

>>18717717
Black hair and a chic style that's a bit unbecoming if you ask me, but eh it's what the kids are into these days, I'm sure it'll pretty nice and quality though. She's a bit on the skinny side of things, and above all else likes the colours blue and pink, and is usually wearing one or the other if she can help it. You'll meet in some public space, not sure but I get the feeling of a mall, or shop, a place where transactions and people gather.

>>18717750
>So many lonely people in these threads, constantly.
I can stop by less frequently if it helps lighten the mood a bit.

>>18717706
Stop calling people niggers and faggots, Io. Just because the Captain does better readings than your pretentious garbage doesnt mean you have to be bitter.

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>>18717699
Memey
Do you see anything romantic blooming between me and the dude I like?

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>>18717728
Not really sure what you mean by "spirit reading", not a native /x/phile or anything, if you describe what I'm supposed to be looking at or for I'd be happy to give it a crack if I feel like it's something I can do. Sorry for the delay m8.

>>18717732
I see a very back and forth mood of things, a ship at sea sees the weather go from stormy weather approaching to clear a few times, like the storm approaches then dies, resurfaces and then dissapears, like the weather god is just messing with the crew and flipping the lightswitch for "destroy everything" storm on and off for shits and giggles to see them freak out every time and then dissipating it.

In terms for hanging, I think it'll happen but they may try and cancel or make an excuse or two beforehand as to why they can't or don't feel up to in but eventually cave. THe what happens part was a bit absent in this read, but I think it'd be in what the crew did if it's anywhere, like they reacted accordingly to the situation, and I think you should do the same, just because it seems the storm will dissapear the 3rd or fourth time, it's better to be prepared just in case it doesn't this time for whatever reason.

>>18717804
>Not really sure what you mean by "spirit reading", not a native /x/phile or anything, if you describe what I'm supposed to be looking at or for I'd be happy to give it a crack if I feel like it's something I can do. Sorry for the delay m8.
I apologize, got kind of used to do it that way.
Aura/spirits around me.

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>>18717699
V
After everything that has happened, how does she feel about me?

>>18717696
Worth a try.

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>>18717729
Electric, as in exposed wires and a flow of energy that may be a bit hazardous, but is still kinda exciting. MIght be a literal pun on "sparks will fly" which can be either negative "as in a fight or something" or positive as in romantic opportunity. I think in person you'll find that it's gonna be quite intense one way or the other, raw energy and intensity are the key elements of it here.

>>18717804
Thank you - bottom

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>>18717778
>>18717778
>You'll meet in some public space,
>Black hair and a chic style that's a bit unbecoming if you ask me
If you dont mind, could you tell me even more about this two things (appereance/meeting)

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>>18717746
Move up, Take the bigger of the two offers, I see a table where two parties are sitting, one is a bit simple and less embellished and while homely and nice the people sitting there are a bit more hooligan like and act like a child's cafeteria room, the other table has a bit more selection, a tablecloth and well behaved people passing food to each other and using napkins. Nothing to fancy like a million forks for salad, fish and dessert spoons type thing, but it's just a better environment, instead of people engaging in hooliganism over not so great food in the first place. Often appearances can be deceptive and we often worry about things seeming to good to be true, but this is one of those cases where the good option is actually as good as it looks overall.

>>18717699
White
What can I expect to happen after I persuade L?

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>>18717699
Nice dubs friendo.

Ash
Will E welcome my friendly approach?

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>>18717699
HEY mind hitting a lonely single dude up with a love read? thanks babe. xoxo

for that name bit, call me dicklord

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>>18717824
>"If you don't mind could you do your read over again just better this time?" the post
;-; y-you too

But yeah I can do that, Like I'll totally flop on facial details, but can better describe some other stuff. The setting seemed like one where the environment was big and open, a lot of concrete pillars, big and light blue, which is why I thought of a mall, or high end store of some kind, they look like something a large public space would use for aesthetically pleasant architectural support.

Physically she's got about a bit longer than shoulder length hair, and is pretty skinny, like a b-cup at best, She's wearing a blue cardigan/overshirt looking thing that's a bit oversized for the pretty low cut top she has on underneath. Skinnyjeans so tight they may as well be them yoga pants the kids like these days. She also covers her mouth with her hand a little bit when she laughs. Just an odd detail I saw. Sorry for cutting these details a bit earlier, I tend to give "just the essentials" when I have a long line to keep peeps still waiting from having to wait an eternity for a stupid read like mine, but am willing to oblige if people ask for more details.

>>18717818

Intense might be better than awkward, I guess. Thanks :)

>>18717832
That’s amazing - I had just met the team at the smaller place and my impression of them was exactly that - the hooligan like, well meaning but uncouth and I was also afraid that things might look to be too good to be true with the bigger one, so you're spot on about describing the situation, you've helped settle my mind.
Thank you very much for your reading and I wish you all the best.

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>>18717751
Nope no curse in terms of something attached to you and floowing you around casuing bad stuff or effects, however in the sense of bad intentions coming from outside, yeeeah a little bit of that is present in your life (but who doesn't have that anyway?) The vision was a series of political figureheads giving speeches and referendums, was kind boring desu, but the main point I drew from it is that it's all about people trying to get their own way with things nad they will do or saythings that seems harsh, but aren't really able to follow through on it aside from on paper.

tldr; you'll be fine, just fine again.

>>18717811
Honestly I tried for it, but I'm not feeling it on this one, sorry might just be a bit outside my area of expertise, but for what it's worth all i saw was the colour blue and a vague outline of what looked like a dog. Can't really seem to figure out what it was so I think it was kind of a dud. Sorry man. Might be personal bias on my part since I'm not really all to sure or confident in a belief in spirits and auras type stuff most of the time.

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>>18717873
>Honestly I tried for it, but I'm not feeling it on this one, sorry might just be a bit outside my area of expertise, but for what it's worth all i saw was the colour blue and a vague outline of what looked like a dog. Can't really seem to figure out what it was so I think it was kind of a dud. Sorry man. Might be personal bias on my part since I'm not really all to sure or confident in a belief in spirits and auras type stuff most of the time.
No problem then, thanks for trying Stray.

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>>18717699
PM

Where will I derive strength from?

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>>18717855
>The setting seemed like one where the environment was big and open, a lot of concrete pillars, big and light blue, which is why I thought of a mall, or high end store of some kind, they look like something a large public space would use for aesthetically pleasant architectural support.
I might have an idea of what this place could be.
Thank you.

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>>18717699
Cal
Let's get leeeewwwdddddddddd. What'll losing my virginity be like? Will it happen soon?

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>>18717752
You seem a bit deluded in it all, kind harsh to say but no sugar coating here. A person looks at a brand new vehicle, impressed with the specs and a salesperson walks them through all of it, top of the line and special feature this, special feature that. New and improved, you name it this guy says it in to make the sale. Oddly enough the guy who looks at it buys right away at a high price, and only after the sale finalizes it only than occurs to him he despises to colour red, too bad he just bought a bright red sports car he paid a lot for.

real simple, focus on the core details of it and take a step back, don't let the extras distract you. Not to say she isn't the one for you if you like everything else, just make usre you're making the right calls here, the car would be just fine with him probably if he got it to be a different colour, it's a small mistake or oversight like that that can make or break a situation sometimes.

>>18717774
That makes sense, thanks. I'm just having an epiphany now with the patterns I've been repeating and the initial point was after breaking up with my ex-fiance.

>>18717873
Thanks Stray, that matches with what >>18717774 said. So this negativity are nothing more barking dogs in a kennel?

Is anyone still doing readings? I see that someone is I just wanna know if you'll answer my question

>>18717902
Shine bright anon.
:')

>>18717904
He will if you ask soon, I'm sure

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>>18717766
I think they seem it as an unever relationship in some sense, one party (not sure who from the vision) seems to hold all the power and authroity in this person's mind, a teacher and student interact in a classroom, it's apparent who the one who makes the rules are, but it's not in a harsh way or anything, honestly they get along just fine, there's just a barrier of authority or respect if that makes sense. Like when you look up to someone sometimes it's hard to say certain things or act a particular way out of social obligation or expectation.

>>18717767
Very light brown hair almost blondish really. He's got a very square jawline and a hairstlye that's a bit shorter on the sides with a little more up top, still really short, but moreso on the sides. He's a bit on the muscular side, but isn't swole or anything like that, more stong in function than form. In this one, a passerby mentions how he's got a cute face (can't confirm or deny this one since I'm not into dudes, or really even remember the details of his face very well) But he's got blueish green eyes, they're a weird shade that's almost a blue-green mix, like a really dark greenish blue.

>>18717767
>>18717921
thank you can you tell me his personality cutie?

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>>18717904
Yeah ask away, It may take a little while for me to work my way down the list, but I'll try to reach you in a timely and efficient manner without sacrificing quality.

>>18717896
This is food for thought, thank you.

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>>18717699
A career or love read?

I'm also worried about my friend but there's not a lot to be done. The hospital is doing what they can for her and time will tell how she heals.

>>18717926
Wow okay sounds great!

My question is...will I ever have kids. And if so with who will it be? (Could it be with any of the current girls I know).

That and what will my next permanent job be.
If you could answer these I'd be very grateful and I'd appreciate it a lot.
Cheers!

If I'm to have one final reading on here. What is the most important thing I need to know?

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I'M TERRY CRUZ AND I'M GOING TO GIVE TAROT READS THAT SMELL LIKE POWER!

MAKE YOUR QUERY AND I'LL GIVE YOU A READ SO POWERFUL THAT IT WILL MAKE YOU AS POWERFUL AS MY TALKING ABDOMEN POWERFULLY!

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>>18717699
KoolGuyMasterTripleDeluxe5000HeckYesBaby
what's my next partner gonna be like, in terms of personality and looks?

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>>18717925
He's more they type to adapt to a situation and use it than to create it and enforce the mood. A better listener that talker, and has a way with being creative. A little quiet at first, but is actually pretty thoughtful. Expect a deep question or two out of seemingly nowhere. Can get a bit heated or into one topic at a time though so watch out for that. Overall seems like a nice dude, very relaxed and laid back. 8/10 would hang with and share a drink with, seems like a bro if you ask me. All around pretty decent dude personality-wise. Humble despite his looks and wit.

>>18717803
>Memey
Ah yes I see it now, a redditor or tumblrina will be enamoured with your nihilistic wit and dank memery and you'll bond over semi-funny entry level internet images.

Sass aside,
Breakfast being made for someone else, a voice asks "how do you like your eggs?" to a person in the other room. Oh I think it'll be a bit more than "romantic blooming" m8. Expect lewds if it continues.

I see you enjoy mems tho so I'll share a topquality one with you, here's a real gem, this is a nice awoo~ treat it well now friendo :^)

>>18717955
TERRY TELL ME IF I WILL EVER GET TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER.

THANK YOU POWERFULLY

>>18717955
TERRY CRRU

TELL ME IF THIS PERSON IS INTERESTED OR WHAT'S GOING ON?

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>>18717699
Freddy.

Will that cute girl ever be my gf?

>>18717926

Sorry in advance if 'tagging' you or whatever is rude or annoying - I know there are a lot of requests, so I understand you'll get to me if/when you want to -

I've lately been obsessed with re-connecting with a childhood friend of mine. We haven't seen or communicated with each other in 20+ years. So far my search for him online has been a complete bust. Any kind of reading you could give me on this situation would be appreciated - will I ever find my friend again? Is he even alive/in the united states anymore?

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>>18717955
AWW HELL YEAH M8. FUCKING LOVE YOUR READS.

TELL ME ABOUT THE AWESOME POWER OF MOE, CUTE GIRLS.

(will read ya one in return if you want, your posts always cheer me up for whatever reason, you're a cool dude.)

>>18717699
Pri

bf looks and how i'm going to meet him?

>>18717955
FUCK YEAH, RUB THAT READING ALL OVER MY FUCKING DICK

TELL ME THIS POWER DUDE: WHAT WILL MY LIFE BE LIKE IN 2 YEARS?

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>>18717813
Hurt, like she needs time to process it all and lick her wounds. A cat hissing at a fellow friendly cat after hurting it's paw. It's overacting a bit, but it seems necessary to keep them from getting hurt again. Cautiousness but also probably gonna be a bit more approachable once the wound heals a bit, so to speak. Just hope it wasn't anything to harmful or unforgivable. She's gotta still work through some of it, but if she does it'll be better.

>>18717955
what did i do to deserve to be so insane

>>18717699
Andrew
whats the deal with my lovelife? is it just going to be always be a failure

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>>18717699
RJA
What game do i install on the pc, that i would enjoy?

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>>18717842
After a little persuasion yes. Saw two hands about to shake, one pulls back a bit but the other holds firm where it is, it'll wait. The other hand reluctantly grabs hold of the other hand and they do one strong shake.

Short and sweet why can't all reads be like this, nothing weird to see here and pretty straightforward interp too. Sorry if it was a little boring/simple for your tastes though.

>>18717841
>white
>L
>light and L
>close enough
[spoiler]L Dies, deathnote is never the same afterwards, lotta butthurt from kids about it[/nospoilerson/x/m8]


>>18717841
Phase two of your master plan begins. Well maybe. I saw a group of people gathered link in those heist films, they were all in flak vests and setting up equipment outside a building. A leader of the group reads out mission breifings and objectives while everyone else "suits up" and prepares

I think it'll be the next step toward something you've been planning for a while if anything

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>>18717963
6 OF OLD SPICE, XX THE OLD SPICE, 4 OF OLD SPICE!!

YOURS WILL BE A FRIENDSHIP OF POOOOOOWER!
WHATEVER HAPPENS IN THE PAST BECOMES JUST A THING OF THE PAST! THE FINAL DECISION IS MADE THANKS TO OLD SPICE BODY SPRAY! IT MAKES YOU SMELL POWERFUL!

>>18718010
>Sorry if it was a little boring/simple for your tastes though.

Not at all, it was great. I also prefer readings when they are this straight-forward. Besides it gave me hope!

Thank you, Stray. Have a lovely night.

>>18717955
anything reading

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>>18717843
>thanks babe. xoxo
>for that name bit, call me dicklord

I need a shower after that, this is not moe cute girls, this is not moe cute girls at all, I'll settle for a smoke break and be back to do reads instead after though.

Lucky for you, March seems to be your month for love. I think the 26th is of particular importance, not sure why but it sticks out to me all of a sudden. Food will also be your way into this situation, I'm seeing something prepared with chicken specifically. This is a read odd one for me, but like go hit up a chic-fil-a or something on that day. Or ask someone to hang and get food, might also be a metaphor for lean protein. (Which if you're an adult I don't want to explain the connection there)

tldr; oddest read I had in a while, just the date month and a meal prepared with chicken popped up.

>>18718020
THANK YOU MY MAN. STAY POWERFUL.

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>>18717969
NO, YOU MUST BE WEARING BOD BODY SPRAY! BOD BODY SPRAY ONLY MAKES YOU SMELL LIKE YOU HAVE REALLY RIPPED ABS, OLD SPICE MAKES YOU SMELL LIKE ALL AROUND POWEEEEEEEER!
YOU'RE GOING TO REGRETFULLY MOVE ON FROM THIS AND HAVE TO LOOK TO SOMETHING ELSE

YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET SHAAAVED
OH NO!

NEW THREAD:

>>18718037

>>18717992
I'm asking myself the same question everyday dude

>>18718028
hey dude, you can't have moeblobs coming in to shit up your sexy ass gay dick rubbing party. thanks though. i appreciate it, and having a date to go in is cool too. have a nice night. luv u

>>18718042
>Makes new post before bump limit reached
>Still insists on omitting info
>Another thread calling itself the Official /div/ thread created in >>18718059
>Also before bump limit reached
Well, I guess we have choice now. Shitposters to one, legit posters to the other.

>If only in a perfect world

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>>18718070
>you can't have moeblobs coming in to shit up your sexy ass gay dick rubbing party
Just try and stop me!

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>>18717881
I can be your strength if you're anything like that image you posted ;^)

It has to come from within though honestly, anything else just won't hold up, a house will protect you from the storm but only your inner thoughts ccan sate the worry. Sure situation helps but if you feel unsafe and unhappy with it all you'll feel that way wherever you go. It's a weight on the internal part of you that you'll have to work out with. Lift it up from time to time. Try to work on it, it'll be hard but it's like working out, try and force yourself to lift your mood every now and again, it'll be heavy at first but the more you do it the stronger you'll become and soon you'll be able to pick it up with little to no effort. Good luck friend.

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>>18717892
>Let's get leeeewwwdddddddddd. What'll losing my virginity be like?
It wouldn't be a night of reading without at least one of these would it? Pretty sure I read you this the other night annonichi careful, thirst can lead to dehydration if unattended.

Honestly it'll happen when the time is right, like don't rush to lose it friendo, there's really no reason to worry about it this much. You'll manage. I'll still read it again if you'd like but I think a bit of practical advice is more helpful here than a read would be. Why so preoccupied with losing your virginity anon?

>>18717940
Sucess but onnly from a position of armoured protection. basically focus on building up your resource and being well planned and prepared before setting out. This applies to both love and career. You need to stabilize a bit and collect your self and your life before venturing too far out. Work a bit on getting to a place where you feel confident and well equipped to deal with anything that may come, and nothing will be able to stop you in either realm of love or career.

>>18718115
Is there any specific experience that will force me to bounce back though? I'm the type that can't be motivated without there being immense pressure, as for now there's no consequence for my inaction.

>>18718149
thank you for the read on both

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>>18717946
Kids yes, with someone a bit more homely than the others, SHe's a little more reserved and will be the kind of person who would much rather be a stay at home mom than have a career becasue of her own preferences, SHe'd rather spend time with the family than have to work. Ideals of quality time and all that
Career something seemingly smalltime that's a part of a big corporation that rakes in a lot, you'll start from the bottom and work your way up. You'll start as someone making the minumum they offer but progress quickly and find yourself in a position of authroity given some time, eventually you'll be makeing some good money and have a semi-management position.

>>18717951
What is the most important thing I need to know?
That ultimately anything you hear here, is just words, and advice. You have control over your own path, so don't become reliant on the words and opinions of others, don't fear to act because of the potentiality of it all. Everything has consequences and life is simply unfair sometimes, but there's no reason to worry about it all to the point of self paralysis. Most important is to live your life by your own values and ideal, at the end of the day we all die and meaning is hard to find, so it's best to live by yours and yours alone, advice is good but don't let it be your meaning for your life.

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>>18718166
>situation
Nah brah, gonna be an internal struggle, Sure stuff might happen in the life and real world, but the point is that you're gonna have to come to realize that your moods and feelings towards those situations are the thing that can be helped. Basically give it time, you'll get there, motivation is weird but for you it'll take a little time and effort, just push yourself to do a little something each day and eventually you'll be surprised at the progress you make and how far it'll take you.

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>>18717699

>Housecat
>Where should I look to for inspiration in my art?

>>18718210
Thanks.

>>18717803
>>18717962
Thank you so much friendo. I am an inexperienced autist. Was the lewds before or after this vision?

>>18718149
Naw dude, totally different anon. Gimme the sexy read.

I'm a student of the Tarot myself, and I'm wondering about this...

I asked what the nature of a person's (woman I'm considering pursuing romantically) attitude towards me was and pulled the 3 of Wands.

How would you interpret that?

They view me as helpful to their long term plans in a non-romantic way?

That she's open minded about what the potential/nature of our relationship is?

That she's preoccupied with plans for her life and isn't really thinking about me at all?

She is thinking about me but is the nature of our future is largely undecided/up in the air on her part?

What do you think?

Thanks in advance

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>>18717958
>xXSephiroth_Uchiha420MLGXx name
i think they're gonna work for Doritos(tm) and part time at Mountain Dew(R) on the side :^)

Lagre and in charge, hope you like thicc anon, they're gonna be alittle on the bigger side, but have a fun personality and enjoy living life to the fullest. They're someone with brown almost black hair that's pretty short and they enjoy alcohol, like a lot. Buy em a drink and provide good conversation about the finer things in life and you're set. THey love shirts with silly things on em, novelty shirts with silly designs or logos.

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>>18717959
Nope. No sugarcoating and not gonna rub it in, not seeing it as very likely, you can fight it if you'd like but I don't really see much here. Sorry m8.

>>18717970
same Freddy as above or are there just a lot of lonely Freds out there? C'mon I thought Daphne put out or something at least. Though in all honesty Velma was best girl so I don;'t blame you for straying man.

>>18718413
3 of wands is the start of an adventure, or the start of something completely new. You have to see the cards metaphorically.

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>>18717971
>'tagging' you or whatever is rude or annoying
Rude people on 4chan?
Is such a thing even possible? :^)
You're fine, no worries sorry it took so long to getcha your read.

They're certainly alive and well, as for location I'm not too certain myself, but I don't see much in terms of being able to reconnect without a challenge. Oddly enough the pathway I see to it is going to be a coincidence regarding someone with a governement job who will haphazardly talk about how they can look up database info on a lot of people and would be willing to show you on a whim. This might be a chance for it. But outside of that I really don't see much in terms of reconnecting easily. They're happy and enjoying life currently if that's any consolation.

>>18717699
rin
how is my first time with him?

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>>18717976
Ginger, got facial hair and everything. A little bit of a beard going on, but more like really unruly 5'oclock shadow than a mountain man look or anything. Green eyes, and a bit on the huskier side, but more muscle bulk that fat. You'll meet at an event orchestrated by a friend as a mutual friend type thing and really hit it off from there.

>>18717993
Yes, with that attitude at least :^) have a little more confidence, plenty of qts out there man, that's the fun of it, go find a sweet gal and put the moves on her and wife that for life m8.

Aesthetics are the theme here. Work on your game, and try to make things sound nicer than they are, vision was amusing so I'll share it but a curator at a museum was desribing a marble statue in a really vulgar and kinda trashy way, the art was fine and pretty cool looking but they kinda ruined the atmophere when they dropped a "check this shit out, I guess it was carved masterfully or something" basically work on your presentation of things, they way we word things or make impressions can have a huge effect even if the raw materials are good and well liked.

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>>18717996
Seems like an odd question without any reading stuff I'd say "For honour" Get butthurt at the annoying spam and revel in the git gud atmosphere of it, who doesn't like knights vs weebs, with vikings on the side?

Read says something simple and classic with basic gameplay elements, try a simple platformer or rpg. something very core to it's feel that's basic but still fun because of it, sometimes simplicity is best and has a lot of merit and enjoy-ability that we can read into it ourselves. Nostalgia is a big factor here, try and find something that reminds you of the "good old days" when a game had a simpler feel to it and you could derive enjoyment from something that was kinda simple but had a lot of heart to it.

>>18717699
Moose
Is she in to me?

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>>18718234
>asking a weeb peice of trash for where to get inspired by art.
hmmm I wonder what bias I'll bring to the table. :^)

Try deriving interest from taking the mundane aspects of life and abstracting them, I think you'll find a lot of fun in a collage style of creating things from basic realisitc interpretations of real life objects and making them something else in art forme. LIke those object head figures where a person with a different head, a little macabre and abrstract, but overall an experience in the human subconscious. Look to mess with both organic and inorganic objects in your work and blur the lines of them. I think it'll be fun for you or at least be something worth trying. Abtract art but to the point where it's representational but just odd in it's presentation. THe kind of thing where the juxtapositioning of objects is the focus, rather than a simply weird presentation of it or putting strange unrecognizable things.

tldr; take a trip to the uncanny valley and try it out a bit.

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>>18718484
Like a bolero or a sonata, a bit of a romantic event but also a little sad, a feeling of fufillment through ones situation but also a hidden element of worry or sadness at it all. A strange compliation of completeness but also a feeling of wanting more or feeling felt out in some way.

>>18718522
Yup, at least at the moment, lucky dog, don't mess it up. It'll take a bit of a steady approach but you have some wiggle room since she's a little sweet on you at the moment, basically just keep doing what you're doing and I can see it going fairly well.

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Alright >>18717699 is fucking exhausted and a little dead on the inside. Night /div/~

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>>18717699

Potter

How will my next couple look like and when we meet?

STUPID DOUBLE POST, TF HAPPENED I CANNOT DELETE IT

Looking for a reading on my future plans, and/or a love reading. Reply with info request if you can take this.

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>>18718446
Different Freddy.