Fungus Overlord Theorem

Hugh Fungus?

>>18710275
I have those growing on my feet.

>>18710277
Post pics

>>18710275
Why is fat acceptance spreading? Why is obesity no big problem anymore?

Because fungus grows in their fat folds.

>>18710275

I think you should lay of the shrooms OP

>>18710275
EYES STATUS:

[X] OPENED
[ ] NOT OPENED

>>18710278
I asked but the mushrooms said no.

>>18710275
Accurate!! Fungus has mycelium that can travel underground for miles all linking back to the source plant! Fungus that grows on trees is harder, taking on the qualities of its hapless host. The fungus uprising is nigh. it has controlled the lives of several of my family members. You know its secret. Spread the truth before it's too late.

hi mom

>>18710283
theres one in oregon thats like 3 sq miles

wew lad

>>18710276
>>18710282
Kek

Conditioning status:

[X]broken
[ ] not broken

Frogs:

[X] gay
[ ] straight

Elites:
[X] fungal trans dimensional pedophiles, also probably jewish
[ ] rich kikes

This isnt politics or news.

>>>/b/

>>18710275
2 days ago I saw Fungus in my garden
what did they meant by this?

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>>18710289
>2017
>being controlled by extraterrestrial mushrooms

>>18710275
The first time I took shrooms it felt like the shrooms were trying to communicate with me, or as if they were attempting to override my brain and take over like a parasite.

wtf japs have known about this for decades?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqaslCGn-6w

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the super mario brothers movie was red-pilled as fuck

>>18710275
>yfw OP is a faggot because he added interstellar telepathy into his shrooms rules theorem
>toxoplasm, schistocephalus, leucochloridium, cordyceps, rabies

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ITT: Redbombs and truthpills

Y'all some woke ass crackas

>>18710294
what the fuck hanz wash yourself more often mate and sudocrem that shit up

>>18710294
damn mahmoud how does that even happen, did you sleep in a barn or what?
try covering it with vaseline

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Fungus is among us.

>>18710293
>>18710294
You're turning into a shitskin Fritz

Can somebody give me a basic gestalt on fungus?

Mushrooms are our friends. They're good for you and the dangerous ones warn you with bright colours. You can't spell fungus without 'fun'!

>>18710293
>>18710294
is that an empty sack?

>>18710303
They're fungis to be with

>>18710294
eat yogurt with probiotic cultures and dab some apple cider vinegar (with the 'mother') diluted solution on your bad areas

>>18710275
Fuck off back to Yuggoth, cunt.

>>18710275
There was a comic called uh... Dark something? where a bunch of living gods get into a conflict over earth and the fungus guy wins because fungus is awesome.

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>>18710275
Trust the fungus

>>18710294
get some athletes foot spray and huff it, they're already in your brain.

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That's bullshit, but I believe it.

>>18710299

I literally wash myself everyday. It just keeps coming back

>>18710307
Pls tell me this is no joke. I'm getting desperate

Are we living in Halo universe? Is fungus the flood?

>>18710275
There's fungus among us.

Mushroom spores can actually survive in the vacuum of space. It is entirely possible that they are ayy lmaos that originated on another planet.

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Other armpit looks even worse.
Help meeee this started a couple of weeks ago I wanna kill myself. I smell bad wherever I go. Deodorant hurts me. Wtf is this

>>18710275
how did you discover my theory? it's well known that yeasts, molds, bacteria, and fungi are responsible for life on earth.

they are the overlords, impossible to vanquish, impossible to outwit, growing invsibly in everything that you touch, see, and breathe

>>18710316
Take me to your leader

>>18710314
>>18710318
i hope that helps you. holy hell

>>18710317
ayy check out this noob planet, we can meme life into existence
ayy? how do we do that?
simple, we just invent the intracellular transfer of genetic information and raid them
ayyyyyyyyeee
LMAO

>>18710314
not a joke, but idk if what you have is fungus. not a doctor. i know i've had to fight fungal infections and do so with shampoo, probiotics, and apple cider vinegar (it's important that you get the kind with "the mother" still in it)

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>>18710275
>On other planets, fungus takes on the form of more advanced, humanoid creatures.

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theres actually an episode of xfiles about this

a giant sentient fungus consumes mully and sculder and puts them in a dream state so they dont know theyre being eaten

what if OP is right? what if we're born and bred in giant underground mycelium structures where we are slowly eaten alive while the fungus pacifies us with this reality, which is just a fungus-fugue dream state?

>>18710323

What's "the mother"?

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Someone's been reading Supergods

>>18710275
You sound like a fun guy.

OP sound like a real fun guy.

>>18710328
>>18710329

Por(tabella) U

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>>18710326
some kind of leftover shit from the process that makes ACV in the first place. idk what it is, but typical ACV has it filtered out and pasteurized. pic related is the brand i use, notice it says it specifically on the front

I'm fungus and can confirm OP is right. But we're not evil. What you see on shrooms is real life.

>>18710275
That is the tip of the iceburg. Fungi have directed the path of evolution to ensure we eventually develop and create nuclear weaponry that will eventually be used in a global war allowing the fungal spores to be once again broadcast into deep space.

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Sometimes I wonder if i'm eating shrooms because it provides a positive, introspective experience, OR because I'm being mind controlled by an alien plant to go and spread the word of the fungi or some other contrived bullshit

>>18710294
For God's sake, just go to a clinic when you've got the time.

OP is an anti fungus reptilian who wants to keep us from the cure for cancer, radiation poisoning, eternal life and sweet ass gains

>>18710334
Don't fool yourself. Free will does not exist, only Fungal will exists.

>>18710282
Kek'd and checked

>>18710331

Will try thanks

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>>18710275
I did mushrooms a couple days ago and the mushroom spirit fused with me. I now feel like a recycler and girls smile at me more. Because when I make eye contact, I am constantly transforming the energy. It's sexy. Thanks mushroom. I for one welcome our new fungus overlords.

>>18710275
FLUCONAZOLE THE SHROOMS, KINGDOM WAR NOW!

>>18710292
Shrooms definitely have a personality

>>18710289
FIDF's here

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(((Fungus)))

>>18710289
(((Mycelium)))

>>18710314
go to the fucking doctor idiot

>>18710292
What was happening is that layers of your ego were dying and you were resisting. Next time you take mushrooms, let yourself be in a safe place with plenty of time, so that you can let yourself die. You'll be reborn by the time you're through.

>>18710294
>white nationalism

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>>18710340
>new fungus overlords
>new fungus
>new
That is where you're wrong, kiddo. (pic related)

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Check out me neat cloud tattoos, /pol/.

silly silly silly cybin

Stupid fucking hu- I mean anons, fungi are harmless. They're fungis!

>>18710314
Get some anti fungal cream you fucking nigger ketchup mustard

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This is nothing to worry about. Fungus is good.
ESPECIALLY edible mushrooms.
Keep eating mushrooms.

>>18710334
Why not both

>>18710294

Hans go to the doctor for christ's sakes. It's not rocket science.

>>18710275
Fuck off Terrance. Get off the shrooms

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OI BOZZ, I FINK THE 'UMIES FOUND US OUT

the fungi rises

>>18710276
fpbp

>>18710314
fucking apply gasoline to that bitch
i am not a medical doctor so do not take my advice as fact, but gas kills mushrooms so i assume it would fuck up the fungal jew fairly well
if you choose to do so please update this thread with pics so we can see if you escaped the (((mycelium)))

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>>18710318
Ur prolly allergic to the antiperspirant or have a bad reaction to the aluminum senpai use some Crystal DEO or some shit
t. Allergic to antiperspirant anon

>>18710275
Can someone give me a run down?

>>18710275
Fungus can grow to such colossal proportions that if small specimens had even a few brain cell equivalents the gargantuan colonies would have an IQ to rival any man.

There are fungi that are radiotrophic, as in they actually eat radiation. They've colonized the reactor core of Chernobyl.

There are fungi that can colonize oil contaminated soil where nothing else can live.

Fungi is a lot more interesting than people give it credit for.

I for one welcome our fungi overlords.

>>18710275
i always found this fascinating.
It's one big network and if one part needs water, the network just sends it
Hail the Fungus Overlord

It's true, man. I've had fungus in my toenails for over a decade. I've done just about everything you can do for it. I've done pills, I've done laser, I did topical creams, oils and even tried smothering it out using vicks vaporub. I even ripped the fuckers out by the root TWICE just to see if that'd work.

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Through out history Fungi overlords have given us signs, conditioning the masses for their imminent exposure.
I feel we are ready to embrace the grace of our benevolent masters.

>>18710318
DO NOT USE THAT FUCKING ANTIPERSPIRANT.


Try non antiperspirant aka plain deodorant, or get some natural bullshit, or eat a good diet so your BO smells how it should, not like a 3 day old cumsock.

>>18710294
Go to a damn doctor, wtf man.

>>18710368
I stopped using soap and I'm more clean than ever.

How'd I do it? Abrasion Stone.

>>18710366
>ripped the fuckers out by the root

You ripped your toenails out by their roots twice?!

>>18710275
>I've finally figured it out, /pol/

But when will /pol/ finally figure out how to find their board?

As for the mushroom overlords, I'd believe it, but you need to think it out more.

>>18710279
Disturbing. ~_~

>>18710294
GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR! GO NOW!

>>18710289
this is /x/ friend
not pol

>>18710275
If this were true, I would definitely bow down. Mushrooms are cool and taste delicious and Mycology is a very interesting subject

>>18710318
your deodorant might be expired, happened to me once except I had a rash for like 2 months

The oldest fungi on earth is 5000 years ancient and likely developed sentience by now

>>18710331
>some kind of leftover shit from the process that makes ACV in the first place.

it's the live acetobacter colony that converts alcohol to acetic acid when they turn apple cider into ACV.

"probiotics" in yogurt are also bacteria.

the rule of thumb with fungal infections: more bacteria = less fungi. that's why you develop fungal infections more readily on antibiotics -- they kill gut and skin flora that keep fungi down.

>>18712951
Source? All I found was largest living fungi

>>18710275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlMRiVGfONU

Mushrooms have always given me uncanny vibes

Champignons are the niggers of mushrooms.

>>18710288
kek'd and check'd

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>>18710289
poltard detected

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>>18710275
DELETE DIS

Princess Toadstool here, I can confirm this. Bow down to us and I might let you taste my peach.

>>18710297
Sapolskyfag here 10/10 bravo finally someone who makes sense!

>>18710347
>being retarded

Good advice senpai, enjoy your schizo personality

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>>18710325
>the Matrix is actually run by fungus

>>18710347
/this
ego death is a scary but beautiful experience.

>>18713912
tsk tsk tsk you really dont know shit about shrooms do you m8?

I just wish they would give me back my toenails. I mean if they already run the world why they gotta go and run my toes too?

>>18710292
It makes different parts of your brain work together. You brain tried to override your ego

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>>18710275
Congratulations! You've just found your way into the easter egg of this simulation!

Now, like myself, I'm sure you're all DYING to see your new "alien" friends. Pscilocybin, DMT, Changa and Ayahuasca can serve as a gateway into their world. Erowid has plenty of recipes and instructions. Good luck, and may the New Age begin!

>>18710364
this.
really recommended watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwLviP7KaAc

>>18710282
lel. i like you.

Mushrooms taste good.

Especially the ones in the stew.

>>18713912
Enjoy your life.

>>18710322
no. stop it

>>18714218
Three hoorays to you

How would our mushroom overlords feel about all the mushrooms I have put in pizza and soup? Am I kill?

>>18710275
>Theorem
Theory, not theorem, retard.

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>>18710275
Like warhammer orks then?

>>18714402
Stallman?

>>18714638
It probably does not have the same goal as humans which seems to be preventing death of single units

>>18710347
Good post. He can only understand it when he finally lets go and allow the whirlpool to take him. Joy will come in the morning.

>>18710275
no
your brain is made of small people
those arent thoughts your having they are people speaking

in the case of the board being run by the jews,
i think its the brainiacs, some1 can control them (especially one of the gods), but i think another 3rd eye is the more likely, and then the matresses which are antenna grids are second.

allegedly its Infrared beams though that do the controlling ala predator. aka ions. (the preds have already finished evolution allegedly, and are meta-invisible, and serve the universe doing a job, they are also called ions)

>>18710275

http://m.fungusremover.net/video

>>18710322
Please dont

Thats not funny

>>18710324
OH SHIT

>>18710275
Infected Mushroom - Send Me an Angel
https://youtu.be/4l8Wkrb5JNw

One day I was out in the woods with my friends.
Me and one of my friends walked like 25 meters infront of the rest.

As we closed in on a big old tree, maybe 5 meters away, we both saw a naked older pale man sitting in.. sort of a buddha position behind the tree, me and my friend leaped back in fear back to the rest of our friends that laughed at the fact we screamed like little girls at what we saw. I grabbed stick nearby and told the friend who I had seen the thing with that we should go look again.

We then approached the tree, me with my weapon and my friend unarmed, as we closed in on the tree. About 5 meters away, we couldn't see anyone sitting there. So we slowly creeped in even closer. Maybe 1 meter away as we both are about to cross the treetrunk we can once again see how the man is standing there, pushing himself tightly against the tree and once again me and my friend panic and jump back to the rest.

This time me and my friend was so terrified that we wouldn't go by the tree without the company of the rest.. so we walk by the tree, all of us and then me and friend saw how a large white mushroom had made it's house on the treetrunk.

Mushrooms confirmed psyop aliens that take the form of jesuslooking humaniods.

>>18710340
Yup. Was given this power by Lucy-- girls like me more now.

I've never done mushrooms, but by all means... come rule earth, mother mushroom. I for one welcome you with open arms.

>>18716587

thanks for posting man, sounds good

>>18710350
wtf is this

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>>18710367
>>18713270
>>18713859
>>18714218

http://www.mushroomstone.com/

>>18710342
I've experienced this. 'Da Shrooom God' talked to me and took me on an adventure. It was fucking cool, and a lot of fun!

>>18710275
you didnt figure it out OP

Terence McKenna did.

>>18710979
Mods on /pol/ move shit threads to /r9k/ all the time. This is probably the same thing, but with /x/, obviously.

>>18710285
IIRC also it's one of the largest and oldest living critters

ORanon here and need to make the trip to visit this marvelous creature.

>>18717802
Some neat cloud tatoos

>>18710350
They look like infections

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http://www.radiolab.org/story/from-tree-to-shining-tree/

Listen to this podcast that talks about networks of fungus under the ground that coexists with trees and they share nutrients

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>>18710275
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/long-before-trees-overtook-the-land-earth-was-covered-by-giant-mushrooms-13709647/

You're only scratching the surface of this mystery friendo.

>>18710275
Shut up OP. You're not funny.

>>18710280
That's what the shrooms want you to do

>>18710275
I bet you're a spherecuck.

>>18710319
probably high and thinking anout micelium. i thought about it during a mushroom trip before. everything seems so mundane when im not tripping...i miss the mushrooms. they know everything