You wake up tomorrow, turn on the news outlet of your choice,

>>18645552
ayy lmao

search for mulder

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if it came from a Terran news source? probably a psy op.

i only trust off world news sites, desu.

>>18645552
>we're not the only intelligent species in the universe.
considering the fact there are billions of planets in the milky way galaxy, and billions of galaxies in the observable universe, that is not farfetched at all

planet earth and homo sapiens are probably an alien experiment

>>18645552
"Told ya"

Wander what is gonna happen next

Build a wall.

>>18645565
fpbp

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>>18645565
/thread

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>>18645552

Finish my coffee and have a cigarette just like every other morning when I read the news.

Someone apparently had good evidence that if JFK had revealed the existence if aliens, he would've been assassinated years after by people who couldn't take the truth.

>I hope they wipe most of us out. Fuck humanity.

take me with you maybe

idk man depends on how they look lol might pass if they are mantis like or well anything bitey

>>18645900
You just want to know if they're fuckable, admit it.

>>18645552
well duh

Hope that they're the benevolent kind who are going to take control of the Earth, set all of the silliness straight, and asign me a job and a mating partner.

I had one of my usual dreams where I cant move and Im at my old house when I cant move and I start yelling. My mom comes in, I think at least. shes trying to help me but I cant move. Then I notice another person tryign to quiet down my dog. Anyways I use all my strength to jump off the bed and I wake up literally on my knees on the side of my bed. Mom and Dad are asleep. I fell asleep around 12ish? So anyways it was weird but then even more when i noticed a red mark between my nose and cheek. Exactly where I remember "my mom" int he dream touching my face to calm me down.

>>18645552
>What's your reaction?
Confusion.
How'd they get past our current owners?
Maybe it's current owners pulling some kind of deception?
If they defeated our current owners, are they benevolent or malevolent?

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>>18645552
>It can begin

>>18646406
It was 2:45 am when I woke up. Idk but this one felt different. Its happened before. Like I cant move for what feels like hours. Then I wake up. It always involves "my mom" coming in but she is never really there. shes always asleep. Their room is fartehr from my room than the old house but still it surprises me they dotn hear me screaming.Anyways could these be "abductions"? Serious question. 24 male and I didnt drink last night. Only smoked bud like I ususally do. That would mean no dreams too so that was weird.

>>18646408
Is this the new theory? They are actually our owners?

>>18646417
nah, that's old stuff, layers and layers of old stuff:
sitchen
von daniken
genesis
dead sea scrolls
book of enoch
nag hamadi
gnosticism

>>18646421
forgot to add
could be all bullshit though

we are the aliens m8

The next sentence out of their mouths would be Earth is being prepared for the return of Christ. Time is very short. You have four days to swear your allegiance to God and acknowledge the divinity of Christ. If you do not, you will be driven from Earth because you are demonic.

>>18645565
>ayy lmao

this literally would be my first thought before dying laughing

>>18645922
Truth

We made it happen !

>>18645582
Hey great, but you didn't answer the question.

>>18645552


I will watch you die, and I will laugh as you life force drains out...

>>18645552


Slight excitement and slight fear. Lack of surprise, too.

Check the date

>>18645552
Dread.

>>18645552
Go through my usual morning routine, and report to work as usual. The FC is probably a hoax anyway.

>>18645552
I wonder if they'd sell me some space weed...

>>18647849
Like from Juniper?

>>18647888
Juniper dope is the best dope.

Cool, but also somewhat spooky

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>>18647936

>>18645552
"I knew it."

hope they got space weed

>>18645552
Hyped as fuck desu

>>18645552
Get on with my life because it is probably project bluebeam..

Fuck off space niggers we're full

"Wow, this is and improbable fucking scenario that some imbecile from /x/ thought up."

But seriously now. Don't be stupid. There's life out there but only in very simple forms afawk. Complex life could only have self destructed like we are now long ago.

>>18645552

Meh.

>>18645552
Fake News until proven otherwise, i.e. I see them for myself. Continue my morning routine, but watch out for the mass panic out there.

>>18649192
What makes you think that life out there would be anything close to us?

>>18649218
Ever heard of holograms?

>>18645565
fpbp

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>>18649221
Because life is predictable as hell.

>http://seedmagazine.com/content/article/why_we_havent_met_any_aliens/

>"Basically, I think the aliens don’t blow themselves up; they just get addicted to computer games. They forget to send radio signals or colonize space because they’re too busy with runaway consumerism and virtual-reality narcissism. They don’t need Sentinels to enslave them in a Matrix; they do it to themselves, just as we are doing today. Once they turn inwards to chase their shiny pennies of pleasure, they lose the cosmic plot. They become like a self-stimulating rat, pressing a bar to deliver electricity to its brain’s ventral tegmental area, which stimulates its nucleus accumbens to release dopamine, which feels…ever so good."

>>18649239
Ha!

>>18649222
When technology is that far, that they can project real looking things everywhere, then reality as we know it is over. Welcome our new overlords of 3d advertisements and porn, porn, PORN!!!!.

>>18649256
Welcome to the reality that is "over" my friend. ;)

>>18645552
Try to sex one

>>18649271
> project real looking things
Where?

>>18645618
FUCK THIS THREAD

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>>18645552
"I'm going back to bed."

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Honestly?

Find them and fuck them.

Im easily the biggest manwhore in my town, ive got nearly 100 sexual partners under my belt, i spend 90%of my weekends on fabswingers with my hand down my pants trying to find men who wanna watch me fuck their wife.

Im so horny all the time my crotch is howling like a Labrador shitting a pine cone. Ive got enough gumption in my truncheon i could slam my dick through a stud wall and impregnate the entire room on the other side.

Being the first to fuck a new alien species would be an absolute thrill for me. Just ripping off my trousers and smashing the fuck out of some 18 year old qt Alium and spraying a litre of cum inside her, north and south.

Im hard just thinking about it.

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>>18645552
Please be my alien girlfriend

>>18649315
This :D
Would be nice experience to be together with exotic looking ayygrill.

>>18649282
Anywhere.

>>18649376
Example?

>>18649108
This desu.

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>Wake up
>Open up laptop
>Listen to the loud grinding sound it makes while it starts up
>Watch Vevo Music videos for a few hours
>Go to 4chan /x/
>See it's official: Aliens make first contact
>mfw

>>18645565
FPBP

>>18645552
It's already pretty much confirmed, and it's a bit, "meh, cool, I hope their not dicks, and we all get along for the betterment of both of our species.".

Wonder why the news is telling the truth for once.

>>18645552
I eat something, turn on my computer and aimlessly browse the Internet like every other day.

>""""First"""" contact