2 sentence horror stories. I start. > Inever go to sleep.

I woke up tired.

Baby shoes.

>>18573514
For sale.
Noose.

>>18573509
I awaken, naked, to the breeze blowing through my open front door. There's a men's large shirt on my bed.

>>18573509
you won't be laughing when you hear his name

[spoilers]it's the shit on my face and call me a dirty little slut man[/spoilers]

>>18573509

> You called out for help
> But nobody came

>>18573509
Wake me up

>>18573509

Cant wake up

>>18573594
SAVE ME

>>18573509
I brutally murdered my boss in his sleep last night.
Next day, I heard him say how he had this crazy dream.

>>18573509
Never gonna give you up

>>18573509
>I haven't slept in weeks because my daughter keeps waking me up crying in the middle of the night. Maybe if I had cremated her this wouldn't be happening.

It's pitch dark, and I can smell meat roasting somewhere.

Where am I, and why can't I feel my legs?

>>18573509
Walk like an Egyptian

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>>18573628
Never gonna let you down

>>18573509
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door...

Yesterday, my wife nagged me to do more around the house. Today, my new garden seems to be responding well to the fertilizer I started it with.

>>18573594
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>18573742
>BEFORE YOU GO-GO

Before I woke up she was standing on my chest. I don't know how she keeps breaking her chains

>>18573782
Wrong song anon.
https://youtu.be/3YxaaGgTQYM

>>18573919
bitch I know i was being a retard

some
body

>>18573948
once told me

A man is at the hospital for the birth of his child. Then, to his unmanageable horror the child was not his at all but a beast with ebony skin.

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I honked

Staring contest with the mirror. Reflection lost.

>>18573946
Then stop being a retard.
[spoiler]retard[/spoiler]

so i wus macking on ya mum when i heard scratches at da door and when i opened it there was da hook man's hook hand hook man

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>>18573509
we are alone in the universe. forever.

>>18573946
he pretended to be a retard his whole life, he actually were a retard all the time
>sppopy stories

The toilet seat wasn't cold.
I live alone.

Nobody on this world will never truly know peace.

>>18573509
Day: 7, internet is still down.

>I hear my mother calling to me from downstairs
>I live on the fourteenth floor

>>18573971
BLACKED

>>18574189
My hentai folder got deleted.
I live alone.

I hear loud tapping on my door. I've been born deaf.

I hear my mother call me from the basement. As I go down the stairs, she calls me from upstairs.

>moved to arkansas
>there were still niggers

You open your eyes. The stars are falling.

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hey thats my life anon , wtf ? am i in a nightmare ?

I look at my child with tears in my eyes. The knife in my gut hurts almost as much as the smile on his facel.

>>18573509
there was a knock at the door. no one was there

When I was

it's in your mouth, but it does not belong to you.

>>18573661
It was the last woman on earth.
She wanted her last piece of girth.

>>18573971
10/10 2spooky

>>18573509
Girlfriend says "my dad is dead."
Then who was phone?

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>>18573971
I can't handle it.

I was sleeping and when I woke up there was a ghost. It was kinda scary.

>>18574613
>I hear my mother calling my from downstairs.
>I live on the ground floor.

I went to bed with an itchy butt. I woke up with a stinky finger.

This can't be what heaven is like. Today I realized i've been waking up to fly this plane into that same building 1967 times now.

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I shat my bed in my sleep. I have no anus.

>>18574966
But who was phone?
Czech'd.

My bones.
Rattling.

I read on hoping to get spooked.
I remembered I'm on 4chan

I woke up with shit on my finger. I do not have an ass.

I took the stone from the forest, in pride. Now I must carry it, with anxiety.

>>18574971
A young boy

I came in for a root canal but he decided to extract all my teeth. If I blow him good i get some jello today

I was at work late one night. Its so cold here.

>>18573919
Nah man, it's legit.
https://youtu.be/MLp4nb6atDE

>>18573566
Great game

Has /x/ become a comedy board?

> I'm the bait?

I hear a knock on the door. My bedroom door.

>>18573509
Now is not the time for fear, Doctor. That comes later.

I came inside my girlfriend.
She skipped her birth control.

For sale: Baby shoes.

We do not have a clown statue.

Someone dug up my corpses.

One skelet in front of you. 2 skelet in the back.

>>18575150
>I hear my mother calling me from downstairs
>I live in the basement

Telephone rings in my living room. I have no telephone.

>>18573969
the grass is much greener on the other side

>>18575248
My father

>>18573509
I lost love but keep finding it.

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>>18575693
Get over it faggot, every man has to.
>Atleast you didnt have to recover his body looking like this

>>18573509
it was happening. It had happened.

A sunny day. Earth explodes.

>>18575707
what.

There was an election.
Hillary Clinton won.

>you lose your virginity
>but it was opposite day so it doesn't count

>buy dog
>dog is bear :(

>drive to store
>store is close

>you get abducted by aliens
>they don't stick things in your ass though

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Sorry for not contributing but anyone else really hate the "ACTUALLY I'M A KILLER" trope in flash fiction horror? How is it even supposed to be scary.

>watch the TV everyday then father walks in
>TV is static son

>>18573509
I said to the man "you're a big guy"
He said "for you"

>>18575832
8/8 would r8

>got lift to school
>driver was ghost

>get dick sucked
>but I don't own a vacuum cleaner

>>18575674
>I hear my mother calling me from downstairs
>I live in an undergrownd bunker

>>18575847
do you have dedicated wam in your undergwound basement?

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>>18574256
>best one

my uncle had real feet
but fake legs

Benis.
Oh fuggggg xDDDD.

A double amputee is struggling to carry his luggage.

He asks me to give him a hand.

Dad ask me to seize the means of production. We don't have a Lenin statue, now the political police took me xD

>>18575803
There was an election.
Anyone won

FTFY

I went to the shops
there was no milk.

>Crave chick-fil-a
>It's Sunday...

I found a rare fungi.

The research station was doomed.

I lost my wallet in El Segundo.
I got to get it.

>>18575598
You have shit tastes in vidya. Fuck you.

i opened my closet.
a skeleton popped out.

The gnomes in my garden have moved overnight.

Thread specifically asks for two sentences.
Dinguses post one sentence instead.

Knock knock.
Who's there?

>I scratched my left testicle.
>I felt it on my right.

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Not a two sentence horror story - but one of my favorite short creepypastas

>>18577280
I don't think that lesbian moms are really that scary.

>>18573509
Mommy, you look different

>>18577333
Hah, thanks sweetie :) daddy bought me these new boobies! Want to feel? They feel just like my old ones but bigger.

>>18577353
Wow! Squishy!

>>18575847
>>I hear my mother calling me from downstairs
>>I live in 4chan

>>18573509
>I can hear my son downstairs
>He's on dat dere 4chan

>>18577392
*puts feet in your lap*
Lick them.

Ben Drowned. And then a skeleton popped out.

Well, looks like we are the last two people on earth.
M'lady

>>18577535
Roastie whore flapping her cuntflaps

I walk this lonely road.

The only one that I have ever... oh my fucking god, is this a rare fungi... aaaaaaahhhhh!!!

>>18573661
His mom opened the door. She'd brought him a plate of tendies

>>18573509
I kissed her as I fell asleep last night.
She was still warm.

>>18573509
The lights went out.
The spaceship shuddered.

>>18573509
His daughter had gone on holidays he said.
"Daddy" croaked the dog.

>>18573509
He had a collection of birds which I wondered how he fed on a meagre wage.
I only remember the parrot chirping "Bon Appetite!" as my vision faded black.

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Who are the Bogdanoffs? Can someone give me a quick rundown on them?

>>18577666
Checked

>>18577714
>Bogdanoffs
Holders of time. The twins of fate. The Gemini.

>>18577731
But what is their endgame?

>>18577740
One wishes for annihilation.
The other for cultivation.
Together they create stabilization.

soy mexicano

One of the funniest threads I've ever seen on /x/.

Just then, I glanced up at the sky and I could not believe what I saw.
In sheer disbelief I rubbed my eyes and did a double-take... but sure enough, it was a fucking.

I opened my shed and there it was. The rake.

>>18577827
>it was a fucking
lemme smash

>>18573785
Kinky.

>>18575222
Nice

>>18577311
I just realized that could be a possible explanation. The scary thing is, I actually have two mothers.

>I wake up in the middle of the night to the scent most familiar, the sweet scent of onions
>suddenly I feel the the end of my bed come under compression of a heavy being
>it's dark
>can't see anything
>I hear a deep voice
>"don't ye worrie lad, it will be all ogre soon"

>>18573577
Before you go go

Wake up and head out the door

Everybody's doing the dinosaur

>>18573661
So he is not the last man on earth. Mystery solved.

>>18573661
"i thought i was alone, but i am glad to see another man," he said as he opened the door.
"how dare you call me a man, you hetro-normative bigot," shouted the non-binary thing from tumbler.

The last man on Earth watched a live baseball game. Not a single man was out.

You're making out with your honey in the backseat. Suddenly man door hand hook car door.

I skipped class today. Mom walks in the room with a knife.

You break into a place that's supposedly haunted. As you walk in you see a humanoid figure disappear through an oil covered door.

>>18574963
I had to tell the girl we couldn't find her mum. Her facel was happy

>>18573509
I got my dick stuck in her ear. Not again..

>>18574963
The clown had makeup on his facel. The facel was scary

>>18575671
2 spooky

Your old friends always said you made the best steak
Too bad you ran out of the main ingredient..

You wake up in the middle of the night. Why is there no air?

You die. You're back in your middle school classroom.

I thought it was only a fart.
I don't as wrong.

We all die. Alone at best.

You're on 4chan
Ooga booga bix nood muhfugga

>>18578307

If I had all my memories that'd be sweet as fuck. I fantasise about that sort of thing all the time.

>I looked in a mirror and there were two people in the reflection.
>The other guy looked so scared.

Tried to have a staring contest with reflection. I won.

Mom leans over and gives me a kiss. I want to hug her but the ropes are too tight.

I always worried about the monsters under my bed. I should have been more worried about why they were under there to begin with.

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>>18573608

a shemale forced me to lick his anus, help me.

>>18573509
as i fell off the 13th floor, with my life soon to end as it was left on the windows edge. i see the one person who made it worth living, as i strike the sidewalk with not only my body, but with regret.

tell me about bane
why does he wear the mask?

>>18573647
good one

It's always sunny on the sark side of the moon.

He then proceeded to prick his own eyes, for he would not need those anymore. Sight is disposable, sanity is not.

>>18577280
this one is really amazing

>>18577852
I lost to this. Fuck

I was sitting on a bed, looking at my closet.
BUT THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT

>>18573509
old enough to leave home
but poor, inexperienced and ugly

he awoke in his car. he saw the ravine.

>>18579173
at least you can talk
who are you?

USA to accept all refugees.

I type 4chan.org in the address bar
oh no I have brain damage

Check the digits
No dubs today boss.

>>18579270
If I take the mask off. Will you die?

My daughter came into my room one night and asks "Why is mommy in the basement?"

Her mom's been dead for years.

>>18578098
This made me kek harder than I expected

I click on /x/.
But I can't seem to leave /pol/.

Then she said "The child is yours. Now you are going to have to pay child support and alimony"

Get ready to wipe.
No toilet paper.

>>18579918
Gas the kikes.
Race war now.

>>18574189
cuz u farted

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>>18580488
checked

>>18579298
dude, thanks, I have PTSD now.

>>18580509
Hillary. Elected.

I'm tired to the bed and my girlfriend has my dick in her hand
She left the house 10 minutes ago

>boyfriend wraps his strong, burly arms around me
>im straight and single

>>18577596
kek

>>18578452
good one

>>18578360
kek

the last man on earth sat in a room

a rare fungi knocked on the door

>>18573509
one sentence horror story

>And how can I help you fine young black gentlemen this evening

How do you go to sleep alive, but wake up dead? The real question is how do you go to sleep dead, but wake up alive?

I tried ignoring them, but they still bother me.. I didn't even have time to eat fries.

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. He didn't have a clown statue.

I hear somebody in the basement.
Everyone was upstairs.

>>18579918

had sex and got a phone call 3 months later.
im pregnant.

I hear my grandfather waking me up for college.
My grandfather died a month ago.

>>18581329
How would anyone but the narrator know that though?

I was on a bed with a nice blanket covering me
The bed was being rolled away by paramedics.

A layed down on my bed watching my favorite YouTuber that Saturday night.
The next day I found out that YouTuber had died last week.

Here are two:
1: Her claws dug into my chest as the clock read 12:07.
I woke up it was just a dream, the clock read 12:06 as I heard the closet door creak open
2: As I was tucking my son into bed he told me that there were monsters under his bed.
I looked under and saw him another him, who said that there was some one on his bed

>>18580941
>>>/fit/

>>18573509
Some people kill for fun. I kill to see them run.

>>18573509
Your mom came in. I couldnt pull out now.

Mom said "hold my place in line, I forgot something".
I'm almost at the front of the line...

I want to draw
I have no ideas

Took a massive shit. Looked down, bowl was empty.

Oh ffs, you lot have fucked the whole thing up again.

Time to restart again, I suppose.

>>18581329
what

Congratulations, you've given birth to a baby girl.

Oh wait shit this is Pakistan OH GOD NO.

>>18581922
agreed.

>>18574971
a young warthog.

>got wife pregnant
>havent had sex since

He could've sworn the strange woman was wearing the necklace, the one he made for his mother out of some twine and silver wire when he was just a child.

The one they buried her with.

>>18574971
...a young warthog.

>>18575617
It always was.

>>18581677
Took a massive shit. Left one.

Have you heard of the guy who made his house of TNT?
He was destroyed!

Saw my son under his bed

Man door hook car door

Fell asleep in my uncle's cabin

woke up with a sore ass

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>>18577333
>>18577353
>>18577392
>>18577481

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>>18577827
>>18577852

Late at night, halfway dreaming.
Window watcher eyeballs gleaming.

Steamy mirror, wipe away.
Nearer, clearer, "want to play"?


Driving home late at night.
Glowing dome, beam of light.

Creaky stair, over there, I wonder what is under there?
Peek and stare, under there, I think I found some braids of hair.

TV talking, sit and stare.
Behind me stalking, slimy, scare!

He said he would not direct Batman without a good script. One month later, he quit as director.

>>18576724
lol so mad

>>18579344
N-nani?

I tried to summon a succubus. It worked.

>>18573660
Never gonna run around and desert you

I woke up this morning and had a regular day.
I then remembered I shot myself in the head last night.

>>18584975
genius

okay this whole thread
what happened
come on /x/ you're still there, holy shit

>>18575847
>I hear my mom calling me from the first floor
>I live in the basement

>>18585044
DUBS GETTTT XDDDD

>>18585080
>>18585081
>CONSECUTIVE
O
N
S
E
C
U
T
I
V
E

The officer questioned me about several "strange, threatening phone calls" sent from my number late last night.

I went to bed at nine.

For sale: used coffin. Slightly worn.

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>>18577596
Fucking kek. Leave. Now. Door, over there, use it.

Something poked me in the head until i lost consciousness. Upon waking i was being squeezed tightly as someone yelled "push!"

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Birth, death, disease, old age.

Don't forget, you're here forever.

>>18585712
I want off Buddha's wild ride!

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>>18585732
She'll love you forever. She'll tear you apart.

He didn't fly so good.
Who wants to try next?

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>>18585746
Lol. No more internet for tonight.

>>18585746
I'll just take these masked men on board. No need to take their masks off before they get on my plane.

>>18585753
He was afraid they might die if he did.

once a tigger

now a nigger

Resolute, he flew with the angels.

He fell into concrete sky.

>>18573629
I enjoy this one

I heard an ancient legend that I could get in touch with the Devil through playing a game of D&D. It was wrong, you just learn that the devil in that particular D&D universe is the DM.

>>18573629
nice

>>18578602
>>18583860
>>>/r9k/

>McDonalds called me back
>I start in the morning

>>18575707
?

The thing came out of the crack in the corner again tonight. It looked even more broken this time.

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>>18575197

Underrated

>>18575830

Not bad anon

Those who trust in their instincts eventually undergo a startling realization. They're nearly always right.

>>18576411
I'm a big faggot
Please rape my face

t. FTFY

The girl struggled to explain her crying. "His ghost fell out."

>>18585757
fucking kekkk

thomas never thought his son would be gay. well, not anymore.

There was blood in the toilet. Things were moving around in it.

>>18576540
Great x files episode.

>>18585855
>>McDonalds called me back
>>I start in the morning
Not being used to getting up early, I oversleep.
I realize that I am already 1 1/2 hours late for my first shift.

>>18586038
Knowing I'll be fired I head back to sleep.
Still another 2 weeks before her bills are due

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>>18579344

>>18581637
that is seriously nerve-racking

>>18583282
lost. hilarity

>>18586043
Get job across the street at Taco Bell.
Find out how long food stays under the heat-lamp/

>>18586091
Lost. Hillary.

Your daughter introduces you to her new boyfriend. He's black.

>>18573509

Lie down and nod off.
Wake up to pass water.

Sleeping in the most comfortable bed I ever owned.
Still I wish someone would open the lid.

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>>18573509
>so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever
>this only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art
Truly spook'd

>>18574652
I hate when my teleporter mom pranks me

>>18577755
>TEAM ROCKET BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

>>18576776
Great Spooksville episode

>>18573509
Wake up
I am phone

>>18584700
Never gonna make you cry

>>18586457
Fuck...
WinRAR
/thread

>Every story on here is original
>But nobody here came up with them

>>18573509
Life is a dream.
That never ends.

>>18573509
When it comes to twelve year old Lashana, Jerome.
You ARE the father!!

The more i poop smoke, the stronger i get

Divine ungodly all knowing human essence within

>>18573629
Pretty fucking decent

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>>18573971

>>18573629
slow clap

My mother still hasn't learnt to use the phone, she keeps on rigging and hanging up.
Maybe I should have taught it to her before she died?

It's us, you've found the message. Wake up.

>>18573509
Something about someone. Who has been DEAD THE WHOLE TIME!

>>18575252
Got me

I've seen a short film like that

Black family of single mom with 9 kids, mostly boys, move into the neighborhood.
They are just the first.

>dad beats me 'til I'm paste
>dad rapes the paste

>>18573976
spooky

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The corner of your eye is my home
If you gaze at me then i'll never leave

>>18573661
its me, goku

>>18573974
do people still play ss13?

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We watched other worlds in awe through magic windows, the one we inhabit bored us.

We didnt know we were killing ourselves.

>>18577852
Please

My leg itches fiendishly and eternally.

The leg I lost 4 years ago in combat.

i keep seeing my son at night

a driver who was an alcohol killed him

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>>18575701
I like you

I gave love to people who didn't return the favor.
Now I'm finally a tree.

>>18575197
I have no ass, and I must shit

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>>18588047
Holy kek fucking underrated

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Always creeped me out. Weird that some guy would invent this and only this just for the fuck of it.

>>18586427
Meowth that's right

Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes- AUTISM. Many such cases!

>>18575707
Hello?

/x/ was taken down years ago.

>>18588061
Yeah we have a great server with population of 80 peak and 40 off time. Check us out on /vg/

Or are you trying to spin that as a scary story?