How do we kill Death?

>>18500356
Alcohol

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>>18500356
If Infinite, it's End is it's Beginning.
God is One. We are Infinite.
Death is dead, we have taken it as placeholder.
*
We go, into the Void,
In to, the dark abyss,
the Wandering,
*
We Live, in Brightest Light,
To Joy, Heavenly Flame,
the Gathering,
*
So on, as time goes on.
So on, as time goes on.
as time goes on.
*
And as time goes on we find ourselves,
at One Again.

at One Again
Begin Again
at One Again
at One Again
Begin Again
at One Again
Begin Again
at One Again
Begin Again
at One, Again
One Again,
Begin Again,
at One Again,
Begin Again.

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>>18500362
Burn, heretic!

>>18500393
God is Death. Death must be destroyed.

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>>18500405
>Adam is gathered up from the waters of Chaos, congealed, forming Tree of Life, whose fruit is Atom.

>And so Time, the causality paradox, of a One and another One, in the Void, becoming father of himself; through what means?!
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>In Space, in Peace and Agreement, the One who bounds all Ones, and all the dyaad, who is in all the Spaces, every dimension and division, all the Fields of the Cosmos, the One who persists where all else decays, the One who is base matter for all new creation, who is Creation, who in Creation creates, who creates out of Chaos, in Peace, when agreed to, where consent is given, delivering Adam from his Death:

>for Adam is Death, and never shall exist, so say God!

>>18500356
put it in a bag

>>18500356
By killing yourself you fucking faggot

>>18501071
That doesn't kill death, you moron.

Life is alive, right? So Death is already dead, senpai... I wouldn't worry. Bhagavad gita in a nutshell...

You're constantly being born and constantly dying... Or if you prefer, you're simply alive.

By giving life.

>>18501245
Profound.

>>18501245
This appears to be the most logical answer. Since death isn't alive as far as we can know.

>>18501245
And then? If life is mortal, you haven't killed Death.

Once there's nothing left to live there will be no death anymore, thus it'd have no meaning for it to keep existing.

>>18501237
by saying BG in a nutshell, I didn't mean the book. I meant the idea. The idea I said is the bhagavad gita in a nutshell.

Life goes to life, death goes to death. If you believe in death, he dies. If you want for life, you live.

>>18501245
The goal of all live is death

>>18500356

with strange aeons.

Without Death, life has no meaning.

>>18501519
>>18501534
Sophistry and lies.

>>18501534
how?

we are mortal organic beings, none of us have experienced a life without it.
we all have expiration dates.

but the thing is (talk to yourself) "i am really afraid of the death?"

ask you why?

some people says "because im no longer going to be myself". others says because no one will remember me what's going to happend with my legacy the things i did on my life, all hard work of a entire life..gone.

is quite interesting trought.

>>18500356
Jesus

>>18501529
Death may die.

>>18500356
oh shut up you spaz.

>>18501519
Thanks Ainz.

A life potion or an elixir

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>>18500356
By birthing life.

>>18502071
Now how do you make it immortal? If it's still mortal, Death isn't conquered.

>>18502086
Do you really want my interpretation? If you agree with me, I'd be robbing you of discovering it yourself.

>>18502089
Don't be pretentious. This isn't a thread for mental masturbation. I'm serious about killing Death.

>>18500356
Death is a good guy, why do you wanna kill him?

yes, he is not pretty, but is extremely necessary.

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>>18502098
>Death is a good guy
Death is the ultimate enemy of all living beings. Only those who have succumbed to delusion forget this willingly to excuse and justify the rot of their flesh.

>>18502106
But when I die I shall not get rotten I will be incinerated, anyways, if death didn't existed then the world would be a clusterfuck of pain and desperation (like it already is, but 1k times worst).

It is doing a favor to life by ending it, he is the ultimate trash man.

>>18502119
>the world would be a clusterfuck of pain and desperation (like it already is, but 1k times worst)
This argument makes absolute nonsense only. You're so sunken into post-purchase rationalization you can't see your way out your own rectum. Of course the world world would be different. All biology would be. And that would be a good thing. You literally can't have just infinite cancerous growth without death. That's what someone with no grasp of reality believes.

>It is doing a favor to life by ending it, he is the ultimate trash man.
You're an inbecile. Join your daddy now instead of waiting, if it's so great.

>>18502132
*imbecile

>>18502132
death will come to everybody, why hate it? it WILL happen, but you never know when or how, unless you kill yourself of course, I don't wanna ruin the surprise that he have prepared for me tho.

death is a good guy, he just delivers you to whatever place you need or have to go after your life ends.

>>18502170
>why hate it
In other words: post-purchase rationalization. That doesn't make you right. It makes you a lazy dullard. Shoo.

>>18502170
There is absolutely no reason to believe in any afterlife other than wishful thinking. Period.

by not personifying it as if it was an entity or ememy to be fought.

>>18502202
Not interested in thought experiments. Only results.

why would you want to live forever? being forced against our will to exist trapped in a body is agony. death lets us finally rest and be done with all the involuntary ups and downs. it lets us finally be free of the non stop 24/7 365 internal monologue. im ready to rest. i keep calling for it but that bitch ass grim reaper takes the longest with those who welcome it with open arms

>>18502226
4 u

I'm not a pleb. I can think beyond 10 seconds from now, so I can conceive and enact plans on millennial scales. The passage of time doesn't scare me. You're just an idiot. And if you're miserable, being immortal at least gives the opportunity to one day not be. You can always commit suicide. Honestly though, most of you should be genocided. Your delusion is so tight and thick you're a danger to all life.

with a glowing 1000 degree knife

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>>18500356
invest in google/calico

but you'll never outrun death in the end, you'll just prolong the inevitable. you can't reverse entropy. or can you? asmiovs last question comes to mind. great little short story, google it!

>>18502242
you're a pretty pretentious fuck aye? at least we're not huge pussies afraid of something that is in no way remotely scary. enjoy running from the inevitable, you twat.

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PULL UP ON DEATHS BLOCK, FUCK HIS MAIN HOE, DEN HIT EM WIT THE DRACO YOU BITCH MADE NIGGA.

>>18502252
I'm not looking to outrun Death. I'm looking to slay it.

you're a fucking moron, death is just a concept not a thing you can kill. people die due to organ failure/damage. if you want to perpetuate life replace your feeble pathetic human organs with machines and do regular maintenance.

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this is the only way to kill death

if we killed death how else would we get sexual pleasure from watching other people be physically tortured to death? don't be thick with me Al

You can't in this dimension

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this thread is now about ham sandwiches

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what do yall think mayo or mustard? or just eat that shit dry like a nigger bitches cunt?

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DAMN SON WHERE'D YA FOUNT THIS?

>>18502352
Thank god winter break is over on Monday and the kids have to go back to grade school.

>>18502357
fuck school im only 12 and slang crack to my own mother wuzz good loc?

>>18502242
spoken like a true worthless virgin who think that, one day, he will magically unfuck his life and become badass. /fit/ is full of delusional faggots like you, except they make an effort to improve their lot in life, even if it not enough.

By not creating anything that dies.

Creating life just equals more death.

suspended animation

>>18502368
Mods

>>18501519
And the goal of all mortal is to give birth. Checkmate atheists.

>>18501368
You have. You live on through your next generations. Technically that makes you immortal.

>>18502368
kek

>>18502410
Sweet Jesus.

This is the correct answer.

Beautiful.

>>18502410
>>18502556
You can only create immortality while you are alive. That's the point of living - to make lasting work.

>>18500393
Good to see you, boy. When we pocalypsing?

we're mortal organic beings and death is a concept. to kill death is to not die, but you're gonna die as long as you stay an organic mortal. i propose gradual replacement of your body with mechanical parts, as those die a hell of a lot slower and can be switched out.

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>>18500356
With this.

Keep my little butterfly alive.

All he wants is a ham sandwich.

Super death

>>18503079
>>18503027
>>18502410
>>18502556

Come brothers and sisters. The Lord has gathered us here and has now issued command.

Keep it going.

>>18503057

The thread is now about ham sandwiches.

>>18500356
It's an engineering issue.

There are already tools in nature present that with some tweaking could allow us to get past it with relatively minor existential crisis involved. At least for the first 130 years or so.

Anything after that..... Well, ask me again in 100 years.

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>>18503084
>>18502808

We are being initiated into the sacred mystery.

The philosopher's stone

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>>18503129
IT couldn't be so comical?
Could it?

>>18502198
You're a dumb, blind animal like the rest of us. Claiming 100% absolute fact on these things is the height of ignorance and narcissism.

>>18502410
This guy gets it.
Childbirth is the ultimate act of selfishness.

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>>18503130
>>18502352

>>18502356

>>18503113

>>18503146

All narrative threads converge. A multidimensional saviour for a multidimensional evil.

>Ella J. Richardson
>819
>Followers
>23
>Following
>God first, family, friends, assist people in >need, foodies, animals & shopping!

https://uk.pinterest.com/ellabella353/

What?

>>18503202
The survival of your species is selfishness?

Don't run from me, Boy.

itt: autistic heresy for the purpose of seeming to have thought even though you would be unable to prove to anyone that you truly think.

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>>18503363
>>18503514

I can't verify if I am a robot.
How do I post?
What do?

>>18500356

You gotta convince him to touch himself.

Grab a gun and shoot that cunt right in the head

>>18500356
The day that all forms of life are exterminated from the universe... death will also cease to exist forever.

>>18502106
But anon... You can't actually die

>>18502242
Not a pleb... Types "u" instead of the word "you."

You're doing great buddy!

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>How do we kill Death?

>>18500356
You don't

>>18502106
Death is not a guy.. ghezz

>>18501565
Without death there is noblife only existence. Its like trying to have positive without negative it just can not be, death is the equal and opposite reaction to life.
This is what anon Kent by life has no meaning without death

>>18500475
There is no one. There is God, and the rest of us.

>>18500356
You can conquer it, not kill it. Look to the light.

>>18500356
you don't you can only put it off for so long before it slaps your shit and ejects you from this reality into another one.

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>>18500356

Same way we start life

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>>18506441
By sticking your dick into it?
>>18507214

>>18500356
By virtue of the power it holds over itself, death will be the last thing to die.

>>18500356
Death has already been defeated on the Cross. Death will be placed in the lake of fire after Jesus returns in glory. If you desire power over death, you need only become a believer in Jesus Christ and to follow his word.

>>18500356
I'll tell you once you build a wall out of nothing that can block darkness
Death is not a thing or a person. It is simply the absence of life, a negative concept representing the non-existance of something else.

Killing Death is the same as Dividing Zero. You can't affect something that doesnt exist and you'll likely explode the universe if you succeed.

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>>18502106
You are fucking stupid. Death is a good thing, what so you prefer, being immortal?
in less than 3 million or 3 billion years you would have done everything, and you would have repeated every single thing multiple times. You know everything. And this is just the beggining, you can't get stimulated by anything, because you have already done every single combination possible.
And let me repeat, it's just the beggining, it's not even 1% of your life, your life has no escape, no turning point, no meaning, and you can't change anything about it.

>>18509840
Oh, and let me add something! You can be thrown on a pit of lava, you could not move, you would be breathing the hot air, burning your lungs, and every single bit of water would be vaporized from your body, you could even melt, and you wouldn't even die! Immortality is a curse.

>>18500356
Seems to me that the only way to end death is to destroy all life. Then nothing will be able to die, and thus the concept of death no longer exists.

>>18500356
Death is the good guy.
Life is suffering.
Death is freedom.

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>>18500356
In the name of Jesus who has arisen, I present this D.

>>18510009
>pretty much the plot of every sci-fi movie with a rogue SI

>>18500356
By nullifying everything.

No life=No death.

>>18500356
it wasn't alive in the first place

Kill every single living thing in existence. Without life, death becomes meaningless and fades away. That's the only way to kill death for good; ending life.