How do I become a wizard / alchemist / mage / warlock? What books

>>18312005
git gud, grind, do more quests, level up

>>18312005
Step 1. Open your fucking eyes and learn how to look before you ask what to read.
>>18300301
Not like you'll read a word of it
Step 2. Delete the thread, then delete yourself.

You have to reach the age of 30 while maintaining your virginity.

Sounds like you're on the right path OP.

>>18312005

squats, oats, 1 gallon of milk per day and one first sip before, 4 scoops CMON, 8 hour arm workouts, you gotta eat big to get big, and then you will be ready to leave humanity behind

suck on my magic wand

>>18312005

If you cannot figure out where to start on your own you will never get anywhere.

Dedication is a must and you can't even dedicate 10 minutes to a few google searches.