POLICE found a dead body after following a homeless lady who was carrying a HUMAN SKULL on a stick.
Horrified locals alerted police after noticing the woman carrying the grisly find on the end of a long rod.
The woman – wearing a pink jacket and patchwork pajamas – was finally tracked down near an abandoned house had a actual human skull in her possession.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2045652/horrified-sacramento-police-stumble-upon-dead-body-after-following-woman-down-the-street-who-was-carrying-a-skull-on-a-stick/
>>18268952
You do know we have a >>>/news/ board right? Unless that skull was having a chat with her this is abnormal but not paranormal.
>>18268974
The skull was having a chat with her.
>>18269023
Sure it wasn't an argument? Looks she had to take a walk and cool off after he lost his head.
>>18269040
bazinga
>>18269040
Things happen when you don't axe politely.
Head on a stick, Get yer Head on a Stick here! Fresh Head, On a Stick! Get it here!
>>18268952
Its just aweful, thats no way to get a head in life
>>18269474
Beautifully executed;D
I'm just surprised that this didn't happen in Florida.
she'll never be the head of a major corporation.
>>18268952
> Sacramento
I wonder where she is heading off to next
>>18269474
>>18268952
Mfw the prostitute takes head instead of giving it
>>18268952
Well it is nearly halloween sooo...
>>18269637
Shell never get a head in life.
>>18268952
why is the skull blurred? i dont think it cares if people recognize it
>>18269945
it's censorship ? which doesn't make sense because it's a skull.... I guess it's all about context hypocritical
>>18268952
>the sun
Fuck off
Anyone have uncensored version?
>>18268974
Oddities of human behavior are fortean (and therefore "paranormal") subjects too.
>>18272980
No.
>>18269474
Top Fucking Kek M80
>>18269405
i've never had head on a stick before.
now the front seat is another matter...
>>18268952
I own 3 real human skulls, one of them found in a small wasteland a couple blocks away from home.
Not a big deal actually.
>>18268974
Maybe she's a witch/sorceress
>>18268952
I wanna party with her!
>>18268952
That reminds me. Earlier this year, in february I think, a muslim chick killed a christian boy she was babysitting, chopped of his head, burned down the flat they were in and took of without his head. She didn't go far though, just to the nearest subway station entrance, where she stood holding up his little head screaming obscenities at people. True story.
>>18274047
This was in Russia, correct?
>>18273583
>>18274047
It was a girl, not boy.
>>18269040
>>18269055
>>18269945
So people don't get triggered and/or spooped
It's weird the stuff they pixilate
>>18274116
Yep
>>18274167
My mistake, you're right.
>>18268952
Fucking homeless people. Put them in concentration camps.
>>18269629
>http://www.wpbf.com/article/witness-says-homeless-man-talked-to-skull-used-it-like-a-puppet/1327491
Apparently it has happened before...
>>18274389
Agreed.
>>18274047
I wanna party with her too!
>>18273007
No, (you)
>>18274444
Homeless always dying and losing their heads:
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16020612/
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16026172/#16026172
So no uncensored huh?
>>18268974
/news/ is garbage. Why doesn't it have a normal catalogue?
>>18269474
>>18269040
>>18269637
>>18269685
>>18273438
>>18274208
Could /x/ and Reddit actually be one in the same? reading these shocking comments might change everything you believe in.
>>18277932
>wants all the comments in every thread to be "OP is a faggot!"
>>18268952
homeless people are not paranormal
>>18276892
In the meanwhile....
>>18273007
Yes.
>>18279286
Untrue, hobos smell like spoop.
>>18269664
Kek
>>18279286
then you've never met one
>>18268952
the bitch skull fucked a corpse
Was it her skull??? The article doesn't specify?
>>18282963
I mean, she thought it was probably. she certainly acted like she owned it. the article said it belonged to the body they found in her squat. does that clear things up?
>>18277932
I thought it was common knowledge, all parts of the internet make lame puns. It goes back to the days of Usenet.
I think it is quite obvious she is a hobo-lady well versed in the classics.
>>18284173
You deserve a (you). Enjoy.