Are SCPs legit?

Totes real.

Oh yeah of course they are real. Duh. This doesn't even belong in /x/. They are everyday objects and not paranormal at all.

>>18206949
>twin towers in background

>>18206949
You best hope Scp-621 or whatever isn't real, indestructible lizard my ass its just godzilla

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100% confirmed real.
Notice how this man is taking care not to blink.

>>18207023
Don't forget the other two Anons whom are looking at it too, declaring when they're about to blink

They're real, the disclaimer and submission guidelines are a joke

>>18207008
>hurr durr twin towers weren't an important New York landmark before 9/11

>>18207064
Yes they were.

>>18207072
You don't understand sarcasm at all, do you? Are you a hubrid?

>>18207072
whoosh

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>>18207072

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>>18206949
Jai Kali Maa

>>18206949
Of course they're real. Works like this. The safer info is available for the public to read so people will find it less believable because of how ridiculous it sounds. But it would be too dangerous for part of the info to be known, thus the redactions. They know who you are, by the way.

scp is real and those are all legit documents that have been smuggled out and compiled over the years

>>18206949
How retarded are you?

Clicked for the sexy af goddess pic and that's it, fap fap fap

Short answer, yes they are just stories.

Long answer, yes they are just stories, and you are retarded.

>>18207023
Wouldnt you just blink one eye at a time?

>>18207761
/Thread

>>18207767
Not yet, I'd like to see more of OP's pic. >>18206949

>>18207023
>what is an art gallery?

>>18207761
that just pisses it off and it will kill you without you having to blink
but yeah OP is a fucking 7 year old child if he thinks this shit is real
altho it is made to LOOK real its not

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>>18207072
Oh sweet summer child.

>>18207736

Idk like 80% retarded?

>>18207761
I think this is actually mentioned in the original creepypasta, it basically says that's super hard to do for an extended period of time and eventually you'll slip up

>>18206949
4chan is 18+ only

>>18209604
You can't age out of retardation.

>>18207761
You'll have to talk to the SCP foundation councilor about sexual harassment of the SCPs, and you'll be formally reprimanded.

>>18206949
What is a SCP? Some kind of succubus?

I want to spoop her in her pooper

>>18210789
was wondering about the same thing^^

>>18207743
ikr
razorcandi .com

>>18206949

rolling

>>18206949
Nice hips.
Would fuck like mad.

>>18212119
!aaaaaaa

>>18212119
>nice hips

what hips

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>>18206949
>Are SCPs legit?

>>18212407
My WAIFUS hips, you big mean dum

>>18212407
>>>/lgbt/

>>18206949
Total butterface

>>18207023
Check out that statue stickin out the booty. Look at him just assuming the position

Yeah he knows what's up. He's knows what's about to go down on that ass

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>>18212544
Looks like an attempt to make an enchanted sigil that transmutes Green Chakra energies into Red Chakra energies using Violet Chakra energies.

Might be an interesting addition to wear on a person doing the Kabbalistic Cross, Middle Pillar, and Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram.

But beyond that I see no real utility of this item here.

>>18207023
Did anyone else notice that the thing has a massive penis?

>>18215297
What did you think it does when you blink? Break your neck?

>>18207023
Checking out dat ass

>>18206949
I would fuck her crooked

SCP-50-AE-J is legit, that's actually America's deadly secret weapon. All others are bullshit.

>>18206949
I am sexually offended at the sight of such a ghoulish creature. A pox upon you foul faggotmancer!

>>18206949
i came here to laugh at you

>>18207087
>>18207089
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>>18207861
double whoosh

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>>18206949
Perhaps if I knew what the fuck an SCP was, I could confirm or deny their existence for you.

A bit dyslexic, but it's all I've got.

>>18223257
>haha I was just pretending to be retarded, guys

>>18207072

Another display of the brilliance and superiority of the average tripfag.

>>18206949
It is creepypasta, idiot. All fake stuff. What's up with newfags these days?

>>18212432
Other way around for me

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>>18206949
>That video of her chowing down on that massive black dildo

>>18230473
care to share?

>>18230513
Her name is on the image friendo
Razor Candi