itt: worst creepypastas you've read old thread: >>17831978

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Come on guys

>>17925283
You got the one withe monkey with your name on it?

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>>17925291
It was posted in the previos bread

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>>17925291
fuck it

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someone anyone post shit im tired

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>>17925262
>Poor pleb doesn't realize just across the street is McAliens

New video should be uploaded by tomorrow, gonna start working on ticci tobi

>>17925373
You're still not me, but that's frighteningly accurate. I can try to get Round 2 up by tonight, but it would be up really late, I'd need at least a few hours just to process the video. Also I've already started working on the Ticci Toby script.

>>17925392
Wanna give us a preview for the video and the script ;)

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>>17925413
Not the script, but here's a screenshot of my progress so far, I'm at least halfway done.

>>17925435
Nice job spoiling the video faggot, also Can I get a video made about me?

>>17925439
I dunno, if you wrote a creepypasta maybe.

>>17925444
How do I write one? English isn't first language, here in Slovenia it's against the law. Surpirise you have a Slovenian fan who moved to Clemson, SC to go to school;)

>>17925451
You act like knowing anything about the English language is prerequisite for writing a creepypasta.

>>17925465
I dont know of which you mean?

>>17925471
I mean the English in creepypastas written by people who were raised in America is awful anyway so it doesn't even matter.

>>17925435
how long do these take you?

>>17925592
Well, writing the script can take a few days to work everything out, read the story, and make jokes, recording is the easy part, that never takes more than an hour per story. Then I have to run the recording through Audacity and remove any failed takes or long pauses, this can take a few hours because it gets really fucking boring sitting there listening to the sound of my own voice and trimming it bit by bit. Editing the video together definitely takes the most time total. I have to splice in individual pictures and videos at exactly the right moment which forces me to sit through everything I just listened to again, I have to download the pictures and videos in the first place, I have to record my own videos for certain jokes and splice those in, etc. After that, it takes a couple hours to process the video, but then I have to run it through again to put in the background music so it takes a few more hours. So in total I could finish a big video on the day I finish the script, but it's lots of boring, tedious work that I'd really rather do over a long period of time.

>>17925451
he also has a greek fan :^)

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Final cut is processing and I am going the fuck to sleep.

>>17926314
Movie maker crashed on me like 4 times while processing, I fucked around with some files and it seems like it's working now, should be up after I get home from work.

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>>17927688
I was wrong. I have seen this message so many fucking times now.

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>>17925283
Holy shit, I had to stop reading before I died of physical laughter. Why is it that /x/ is so good today?

>>17925257
fucking gold

>>17925257
holy fucking shit

Finished

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEeVhTco-Ps

>>17933905
Nice, although I can't help but feel bad because we never got a Round 3 to complete this autistic trilogy.

>>17925292
this is gold, holy shit.

Every ritualpasta is the fucking same shit
want to kill someone ? K heres how but don't fuck up or my OC Not!Satan will come and kill you ;)

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I was wondering why my Jerma's Bizarre Adventure video was getting more views than Sonic.exe. Someone posted it on 4chan but I don't know where.

>>17933905
Please mention me in your next pasta video

>>17933905
I'm going to be honest, you are really REALLY trying too hard to fit in with the "4chan edge" image. Watching it is akin to having a text to speech voice say "autism" on loop, the only way it could've been more shallowly, buzzwordy, and stereotypically 4chan-y is if you used the term "cuck" even once.

It's a real shame because you actually put a lot of effort into explaining all the shit that you don't think works in these stories, but I think you're hampered down by forcing yourself to be the "ebin :^)" 4chan guy. Unless that's how you actually speak in real life in which case holy shit man what is your deal.

>>17935528
Yeah I was definitely worried about hammering in the autism point too hard, not even because of the 4chan edge thing but more because it's fucking Sonic. Trust me, future videos won't be like that and if you ever hear me say the word "cuck" in a video, go ahead and unsubscribe or dislike or doxx me, I hate that fucking meme.

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>>17935528
He's already had too much edge it's too late for him. Commence the doxxing!

>>17933905
Here's my only advice. You're not bad at what you're doing, but Red Letter Media is better. That shouldn't be relevant, they're better than most online reviewers and holding everybody up to that standard isn't necessary.
That said, you clearly try to emulate them (or just copy them) and in terms of comedy, editing, and analysis they're leagues better. Don't make the viewer mentally compare you to them by using their formula and delivery. Outside of the "number ___, ______" shtick your whole thing could be completely unrelated to them. By shoving that in there it's just like "This guy's trying to be them, and he's obviously not as good."
It's not worth it. Taking a well known routine from a well known source that sets the gold standard for internet review content sets you back way more than it could ever benefit you.

>>17936261
You make a really good point. At first when I was making the Jeff the Killer pastebin that started this whole thing I used the style because I just thought it would be fun to parody it, and now it's carried over to the rest of the videos because it's just habit at this point. The only defense I can really give as far as still using it goes is that it makes the writing process a lot easier and eases the transition from one subject to the next. But if I thought about it more I'm sure I could come up with a method of doing that in an original way rather than a derivative one. This is something I'll definitely have to take into consideration.

>>17936327
Just say "next i want to talk about the ____" or something. You can do everything exactly the same without mimicking the visual cues and voice. Using the basic structure is fine, it's like organizing an essay, they didn't invent the concept. Copying the exact joke is the issue.

a peanuts creepypasta which is apparently a lost peanuts special, in which charlie brown loses it and beats up linus, lucy and a few of his other friends, he doesn't kill them though, in the end its implied he has schizophreia

>>17936344
numbering things has been around for ages dude, not really something someone would call him out for as copying

>>17937039
I think it's less that I number things and more that I number things in a manner and style that is identical to the style in the Plinkett reviews.

http://crst.wikia.com/wiki/Pokemon.die

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Sonic.exe: Round 2 is the worst Creepypasta ever written. There is no competition. Nothing even comes close.