Anyone know anything about Men In Black?

>>17914040
Looks like your average man in a black suit.
I don't see anything scary about it.

>>17914056
welcome to /x/ a board where even the most normal and insignificant thing could be trated as 'paranormal stuff'.

>>17914103
>normal and insignificant
This anon has never worn a fine suit.

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>>17914040
>that shoulder width

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>>17914180

>>17914040

WHat's weird to me is how in the picture OP posted, that suit obviously doesn't fit the guy in the back.

These guys have a lacking sense of fashion, which is quite weird for a supposed organised organization.

I have to wonder just how powerful they are. What's weird is how supposedly omniscient they are. I have to wonder if they have knowledge of a person seeing a paranormal event when it just happens, somehow, or if it's just that BEING around a paranormal event triggers their instantaneous arrival.

Another thing I have to wonder is just how old they really are. Are they some above top secret government bullshit that got started in the 1900s, or have they been here for a while? I mean, is there any known sighting of them, all the way back into like Ancient Egypt or something?

>>17914040

they work for agencies whose scope includes a lot more than just this planet. it's amazing how little they can do when they step in, and how long and powerful the effects are. once, they prevented a war just by going into to kremlin and putting a wine glass on the edge of a table, and when an intern came in, he knocked it over... somehow that prevented a way. weird shit mang.

>>17914195

Big fucking shoulder pads in suits was a thing in the 80's.

Watch literally any music video from 30 years ago. Everyone wears I'll fitting clothes.

>>17914040
Men in Black aren't humans. They are all described as "not knowing how to be human." They order food and chew it but don't eat. They will ask for water but not drink it. They will use idioms incorrectly. Their voice sounds computerized, like Siri.

>I've been abducted by aliens?
>Oh? Where's all the evidence?
>S...some men wearing black suits came and took it all

When you think about it, it sounds less scary and more of a joke. I mean, they did turn it into a comedy movie after all.

>>17914261
"Living" reality glitches.

Do you think Bernie Sanders believes in the men in black?

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>>17914040
Nothing scary, just hipsters.

I like to believe they are a thing, we should test it by creating a popular ufo hoax using a real name, then see if they get a visit from the MIB

>>17914339
No. He's too straightforward.

We are the men in black *clap clap

>>17914178
underrated

Itt: nobody knows the story yhat goes with the picture. Please tell it. Fucking morons. Am phone
Wont type it.

https://youtu.be/cVxr9oAtLrM

>>17914103
>>17914056
>judging a book by its cover....

Learn the back story of this pic before you try to debunk it...

The 2 men appeared after one of the workers at the building saw a ufo...they asked the staff about him and didnt seem to believe that he wasnt at work at the moment so they started interigating the other workers.

The workers claim that they had very pail skin that looked like mask material, they never blinked and looked like twins...the workers took lie detector tests and all passed as well....


Whats ordinary and insignificant about that?

>>17914624
Dont worry anon i just did
>>17914781

Also don't be a lazy fgt...im also on phone

These encounters have been going on, documented, since the 40s, worldwide, who knows who they are or what their agenda is

>>17914246
That pic of op is from the 2000s i believe (2007 or 2003...i forgot)

So this is invalid

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>>17914056
Interesting that the Men in Black look like the Blues Brothers. The Blues Brothers co-created by Dan Aykroyd, paranormal genius way ahead of his time. Is this more than just a coincidence?

>>17914902
It's all part of a grand bilderberg scheme to make comedians wear suits.

>>17914396
Are hipsters dressing like the Blues Brothers these days? I need to get in on that.

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>>17914928

#MenInBlackLivesMatter

>>17915004
it's all a grand bilderberg conspiracy to make male comedians wear dresses as if they haven't been doing that for hundreds of years.

>>17914204
what am i reading

>>17914902
>Interesting that 2 groups of people both wear suits

Fucking /x/, man.

>>17916319
Ur mom xD

>>17916319
schizophrenic ramblings

>>17914781
do you have a credible source that isn't a youtube video called "10 spooky things that prove aliens exist"?

>>17914956
No. It's called being a mod.

>>17916319
schizophrenia is one hell of a disorder. is this your first day on /x/?

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>>17916626
Though it is true that youtube is the 1st place i heard it from, i also have a credible sorce....just have to re-find it

Give me a sec

>>17914781
I'm almost 100% sure that's a made up made up story.

A navy crew came in contact with allegedly as well

>>17914040
Threadly reminder that US government literally made up UFO stories to cover up actual conspiracy.

>>17914040
quit reposting this photo
someone shopped the guys head smaller
and ran a noise filter.

MYSTERY SOLVED.

>>17917212
Then you must have done 0% of research...you're whats wrong with /x/

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>>17917311
Jfc theres a video, it was on tv, youtube and supposedly even the news.

Its been covered multiple times.... again is no one here actually doing any research?

>itt: "hurdur that ish obvioushly fake and gay, trusht me i know becaushe ive sheen that pic poshted before on the shite and came to my own conclusion sho it musht be right"

Here a the original video including an interview from the (suposed)guy they were looking for since everyone in this thread is too lazy or ignorant to look up "men in black security camera"

...the video itself was proven not tampered with and is 100% authentic, but since there is no actual confirmation that the voice in the video is actually the guy, i cant confirm that that part is real.

>>17919167
https://youtu.be/bcToNxPvZAE

Forgot link...

>>17914272
It was a comic book first.

>>17919158
you do know they do spooky psyop shit right?

read the one about the bleeding mouth in walmart.

they use movie type props to spook people

Bunch of douchebags

>>17914400
We'd already know it was a hoax.

>>17915014
It's a Freemason initiation rite of passage

OMG ILLUMINATI

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>>17920100
Oh shit dubs over dubs

>>17916929
>n-no guys there's a source trust me! Just give me a sec to find it
>30 hours pass

yep you sure convinced me

>>17921610
I forgot about it and ended up hanging out...i couldnt find the source i found before and the only souces i could find after 2 hours of searching were unknown news sites that cant be proven reliable at all and click bait...

Though i did manage to get a date as to when it happened and the name of the main guy but i couldnt find anything on the guy

So in short, we're on equal ground (you have no real evidence its fake and i have no real evidence its real) its anyone's guess at this point till further research is done

>>17920768
>>>/b/
stay there and lurk moar

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>>17921659
>pretending like /x/ is better

there are just guys from IBM.
That's because y'all kid don't remember the old IBM.

>>17914339

Bernie Sanders believes in black in men. If you catch my drift. *wink wink nudge nudge*

>>17921670
we shitpost with the dark arts on this board frendo

>>17921659
>being this indignant about finding it that funny

>>17914329
Or the omnipresent AI testing out its sea legs.

Only "credible" reports I've ever read were Keel's, and he was a prolific and relatively successful author of fiction.

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What about the Men in White?

>>17914204
Really? Where's your source gay lord?

>>17923926
Hey man, shut up. I'll announce myself when I'm good and ready. Oh fuck it fine I'm ready right now.

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>>17915008

>>17914040
>used to work at a shitty little diner in Chicago
>area was pretty well known for UFO sightings
>one day 2 men walk in, wearing full black suits, sunglasses, matching fedoras
>weird as fuck because (1) this area was predominantly black (2) it was sweltering outside
>the tall one comes up to the counter and asks for whole wheat toast
>...would you like some butter with that
>"no sir, just dry toast"
>the other one comes up and asks for 4 fried chickens and coke
>um...did you want thighs or breasts or...
>"I want 4 fried chickens...and a coke"
>at this point I'm getting a little weirded out
>the tall one leans in and whispers in my ear
>"we're on a mission from God"

>>17914781
>The workers claim that they had very pail skin that looked like mask material, they never blinked and looked like twins
If the aliens or robots or whatever want to make human disguises, why would they make them look so horrible?

>>17914195
Protip: Those are overcoats, coats that go on top of a suit coat. Notice the long length and how it breaks around the knees. It must have been cold outside during the time the pic was taken. They generally sit larger on the shoulders, so while it looks like it doesn't fit, its pretty average.

Also having a nondescript look makes it harder to describe and recall.
What did they look like? White guy, average height wearing a black suit and sunglasses.
Could describe the majority of american men

>>17914781
Like somebody saw a picture and decided to invent a spooky narrative to go along with it.

And even if its true, lie detector tests aren't proof of much. They're pseudo science.

>>17924377
Ur mums pseudosience faggot

>>17915008
See >>17914329

They actually don't.

>>17924354
Aretha?

>>17914246
Yeah. The most disturbing thing is being a fan of The Who and seeing interviews and concert footage from the band in the 80's and Pete Townshend has a fucking perm, a sweatband, these very fruity-looking baggy pedal-pushers and some over-sized stripy sweatshirt. Disturbing as fuck. Put yer overalls back on, Pete, and write some more good songs ("Eminence Front" is the fucking jam, though).

>>17919192
A shit comic book.

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Man in Black

>>17914103
and everyone posts an essay as a response

>>17921643
>we're on equal ground (you have no real evidence its fake and i have no real evidence its real)
holy kek

what is burden of proof

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>>17924377
There are actually many many men in black accounts, so whether that pic is anything or not, doesn't even matter

>>17914040
Looks like where I work. Of course I work at a livery service with executive sedans and limousines so pretty much everyone wears black suits there.

>>17914040
I actually just submitted two replies worth of a lucid dreaming story from back in 2010 where two men in black were attempting to prevent my dream guide from teaching me how to control my dream.i Didnt know about the men in black in 2010 so that's why I feel youd personally enjoy reading my reply on that thread

>>17925360
Link?

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>>17925370

>>17925360
It's not obscenely difficult to learn to control your dreams. I'm not a wannabe guru schizo and I learned by trial and error. Many normalfags do, too.

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What we really need to worry about are the Low Men.

>>17924354
Fake and gay

>>17914040
>Anyone know anything about Men In Black?
Yes I do.
For some strange reason they always fucking wear black.

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>>17925399
>Low Men
Lo Mein?

this is real shit.

http://humansarefree.com/2013/12/the-real-men-in-black-complete-accounts.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6QYPcfciwA

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>>17914040
MIB Operator DAD J.here, what do you want to know?

>>17925370
What the fuck is that

>>17914040
It's nothing, they are not real. It's not worth looking into further.

>>17925370
Is this some kind of Monty Python sketch?

>>17925370
Not this fucking thing again.

>>17925641
>MIB Operator DAD J.here, what do you want to know?
whats the MIB Operator DAD J. stands for????????

>>17926565
MIB pls go

>>17926968
and what exactly is this "fucking thing" again? it looks really spooky desu

>>17927022
There is no "MIB", citizen. You are acting hysterical.

>>17925370
ylyl?

>>17927124
It's from a Radiohead video or art project. It's a bit spoopy but I can't take it seriously 'cause of the Monty Python thing!

I want to believe :(

>>17925370
looks like a monty python sketch or something

>>17925399
THIS

>>17925399
That't not a Zoot Suit

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>>17925399
what can you tell me about the Day Man

>>17925562
Why do they have such stupid looking costumes?

Are Aliens just incompetent?

ATTENTION

http://www.metatech.org/wp/aliens/real-men-black-caught-tape/

Read.

>>17927622

>So of course now I”m a little bit skeptical and a little bit freaked out all at the same time. So the first thing I do is I run into my security office, because I know how to work the security system, and I rewound the cameras. And surely enough, here come two gentlemen walking in through the front door, looking just as he described.

>And the next day I’m talking with my tour desk, and one of them asked to talk to me. She came into my office, the same as my bellman, and she said,

>“I need to tell you about something that happened. I heard that you heard that there were some men looking for you.” I said, “Yes?” And she said,

>“They asked some questions about you, and they said strange things that I didn’t understand, and they were talking about governments and conspiracies, and none of it made any sense to me, but she said, they were very, very scary.”

>And I said, “Why were they scary?”

>She said, “They had no facial hair, none. They had no eyebrows, no eyelashes, nothing. Their hair looked like they had a wig on, like it was attached to their hat, like it wasn’t even real.

>And the scariest thing, their eyes were so big, and so blue, that they almost hypnotized me a little bit. And you’re going to think I’m crazy when I tell you this, but I swear they knew what I was thinking, I swear, and don’t think I’m crazy but I don’t even know how they could do it, and I don’t know why I’m even telling you this, so I started to think of about things other than you, and I don’t even know if it worked.

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>>17927518
Day man?
(Ayahhhhhhh)
Fighter of the night man?
(Ayahhhhhhh)
Champion of the
>...
Sun!?
A master of karate?
And friendship?
For everyone?

>>17925391
I agree. Took me 3 months to learn to fly. You little schizo.

>>17924354
Nice

>>17925337
>anecdotes
>evidence

>>17927022
I can't be something that doesn't exist. You people should quit looking into this it isn't real. I tried. It isn't real.

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>>17925370
Ineed the link to the full video

>>17927355
I can't find anything about it, do you have a link or any more info

>>17926565
That's something the men in black would say

>>17916626

What about sleep paralysis?

>>17915008
Underrated post

>>17925370

I want to do this to people for the lulz

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>>17914195
>I mean, is there any known sighting of them, all the way back into like Ancient Egypt or something?
That kinda happened in Retro Puppet Master but I don't know about real life.

>>17926974
MIB Operator DAD is my title, my nickname is J.

>>17914040
Memorygamers. Intelligence agents in a literal sense.

I loved the first film the most also originated as a comic book, oh I watched some of the cartoon episodes so yes I know quite a bit

>>17919169
>gets no replies

Oh, Summer.

>>17914056
>Looks like your average man in a black suit.

That's the intention, moron.

>>17927520
They have a lot of trouble comprehending us.

Look into the westall school UFO sighting. Men in black came to the school and told the children that nothing happened

>>17924278
alton brown and adam savage, look it up.

>>17924354
been watching preacher lately?

>>17914040
that's just reviewbrah going out to dinner with a friend