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OKLAHOMA AYYY LMAOS HERE. Old thread: >>17786027

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OKLAHOMA AYYY LMAOS HERE.

Old thread: >>17786027
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>inb4 OP doesn't deliver
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bump as i catch up
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Switching again ? I hope OP doesn't get lost.
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>>17789320

>Site goes down around the time OP promises to deliver the goods
Mysteriouser and mysteriouser. I say we give the original OP a nickname, how about "Gray Slayer"? Named after his historical battle with the Grays?

Also has OP considered sending his story into people like SecureTeam10? I think they'd enjoy something like this.
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>inb4fake
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Limit was reached.
Bamp
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>>17789356
how about "pied piper"?
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>>17789356
I liked 'Deputy Xenocrusher' better.
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>>17789356
How about

"Roleplaying Faglord"
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>>17789374
this
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>>17789374
rolling for this
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>>17789356
Deputy Xenocrusher was the real stuff. I got the lags too, and honestly that's more and more curious... I'm getting really turned on.
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Please deliver OP.
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>>17789374
roll
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Deputy Xenocrusher pls return with polaroids.
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>>17789374
rolling
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>>17789374
roll
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>>17789411
Ayy

OP COME BACK, FUCKER.
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Stop it /b/tards.
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Stop rolling trolls, and let OP deliver. He'll be back.
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>any year

>thinking real photos of Aliens will be posted on 4chan after a green text story
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Does anyone else imagine Deputy Xenocrusher as someone like Walt Longmire?
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>>17789422
I picture him as more of a Rod Farva
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>>17789422

I see him as being kind of Punisher like
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>>17789421
>photos of aliens

Nope, we're looking for footprints and shit. Maybe we'll have silhouettes, but not full aliens waving at the camera with RC Cola.
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Is OP dead or what?
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>>17789445
He said he'll be back, maybe he got something more to do, or he's actually scanning and asking himself if it's worth posting considering the shit he supposedly went through.
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can someone possibly red-circle the print in the scanned Polaroid, i cant see shit. also i live 25 minutes south-west of tulsa, have there been any reports of the u.f.o.s. appearing anywhere near the bristow/sapulpa area that you know of?
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>>17789445
He got taken away by the space dorito.
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Alright guys I think it's safe to assume OP has been taken, either by the ayy lmaos or the feds.
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this is a game, he mentioned if he is not back, he will be at some coordinates

fuck this shit
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>>17789452
Don't worry Okiebro, they were just coon tracks.
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>>17789460
>go to coordinated

>find 6 pack of RC Cola
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>>17789467
oh, great. was hoping for ayylmao prints
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Come on OP, deliver bro.
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>>17789452
Done, look closely.
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>>17789435
>>17789422

I see him as this
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>>17789486
Eh, let's make a request for a OK dude to see the coords. I'll prefer waiting some more, maybe it's just a matter of time.
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>>17789494
OHH, im tarded. thanks. yeah they look alot like coons but wouldn't a coons paw print be ever so slightly longer than that?
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someone get the last photo of where op said he will be if he doesn't come back

of course he "came back" he is 100% watching this thread sipping fucking RC cola and laughing his shit off you dumb niggers
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>>17789494
>actual coon tracks
Ayyy lmaos confirmed for having four legs and raccoon feet.
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Looked up his coordinates. Says he is a little bit north of the border of OK.
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>>17789527
We'll ask for scale, if possible.
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>>17789516
Depends on the substrate. Go do an image search of "racoon tracks" to get an idea.

I instantly recolonized the pic as coon tracks since I grew up in the country and dealt with those varmints my whole life. Whoever posted it wasn't even OP.
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How big would this be if it turned out to be real and what do you think it would do to Hillary's campaign? Remember she wants to "expose the Ayys".
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>>17789568
so basicaly op not only is missing but he hasn't posted the Polaroids yet
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>>17789577
Correctomundo, famalam.

Coon track poster was an attempted derail.
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>>17789588
oh, did he say when hed be back?
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>>17789577
That's actually freaking me out.
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>>17789594
He said he would post with his true and honest pin an hour and a half ago
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>>17789594
2 pm CST
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>>17789594
Yeah, 2:00PM central US time. An hour and 20 minutes ago.
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>>17789601
>>17789602
possibility he got caught by the feds he was talking about in his stories?
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>>17789601
If OP went to Iraq and killed terrorizers, why would his true and honest pin be his friend's 12th infantry regiment insignia? If he was in the Army he would know that shit is gay.
I'll save you the trouble;
>op is role playing
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>>17789598
Me too. He's been either-
>abducted by ayylmaos
>caught by G-men
>passed out from Lone Star beer consumption
>in diabetic shock from drinking too much RC cola

Some one needs to head to the coords and check on OP.
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oy lmao
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>>17789617
i'd take the fourth option top kek
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ayy lmao OP didn't count on 9/11 happening kek
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>>17789635
derail?
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>>17789635
what you talking about homeboy
too much RC cola?
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>>17789610
We definitely shouldn't rule it out
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i can feel it, op is ok and is going to post soon, i hope
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>>17789656
I also feel it will be VERY SOON, Im feelin them positive vibes.
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If the feds are on his ass, that'd be a surprise that we don't get to be listed.
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Clarke has been killed why DHS's smoothest operator....One shot one kill
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>>17789713
lol ofc
the real OP would've had the pin
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>>17789320
So, OP is kill
What do we do now?
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>>17789727
wait or theorize i quess
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fucking feds
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>>17789727

Just when OP had one day left until retirement
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>>17789713
>a fucking Hi-Point
nigger detected. Not OP
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We can pray OP pulls through.
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Meh, stop trolling and let OP deliver. Some of us are interrested.
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Considering OP is a deputy, maybe they called him in for some shit.
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Has anyone considered its just taking longer than he thought? He said himself he had to go through a couple bins and totes, then find the pictures. Assuming there were over 50, it could take quite a bit of time for him to scan all of them.
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>>17789768
hope they called him for some ayyyylmaomao shit though
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>>17789768
To put him down

F
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>>17789770
This. He probably has a life - unlike us.
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daily remind DHS always gets their man...Goodnight clarke, time to decay in a hole you treasonous scum bag
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>>17789770
true, maybe hes too busy and hasnt checked his computer in a while?
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>>17789793
omg he has the true and honest pin
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>>17789793
please tell me that is not the same pin/badge
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Holy shit OP is actually dead
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>>17789793
NAH SENPAI
IS THIS REAL LIFE
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>>17789801
It is....
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>>17789793
Please tell me that it isn't true or just some kind of joke from OP or a troll who had a look-alike pin. Please.
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Had me going for a bit, fucking gay..
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WHAT IF OP IS THE DHS SHILL
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Okay, this is getting fucking weird. Are we sure that isn't OP in the fucking picture just being an ass
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>>17789793
were boned
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hey call me im bored 07845251244
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>>17789814
It's true.....................................
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>>17789793
rip OP
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>>17789793
Are you OP's brother?
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>>17789814
>MARPAT LBV
>Army unit inignia
>Call of Duty skull thing
Of course it's OP, he even role plays irl
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Fuck no, that's not possible.
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>>17789822
Yea I don't know either that or some anon with a similar pin. DHS agents don't dress like that, nor would they post a pic of themselves to 4chan.
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OP confirmed for faggot
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Fucking DHS. Always fucking up the dank shit.
hope OP is trolling
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some shill bought a 12th division pin because he lives close to Fort Benning..ITs a sham guys
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Who will play OP in the inevitable biography if he turns out not to be full of shit?
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It's the same fucker someone claimed to be talking to via Skype.

It's a troll.
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>>17789862
>>17789851
counter-shilling at its finest
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>>17789866
Are you fucking retarded? Go read the previous thread.

>>17789184
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>>17789851
nigger that's the 12th Infantry Regiment out of Fort Carson
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op is killed anyway
you dont fuck with the dhs, clarke.
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>>17789835
No, it's necessary.
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We need OP to come back and restore order to this thread.
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OP here, sorry I am late, got caught up doing some errands

Dont know what the fuck this is but I am back!
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>>17786243
>>17789184
OP confirmed faggot
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>>17789893
Pls be true
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>>17789893
Welcome back OP about damn time
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>>17789895
holding the AR in >>17789793
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>>17789899
ar-15 is the most common rifle in fucking America
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>>17789893
DHS SHILL BTFO
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>>17789893
You'd better explain the delay and DELIVER!!
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>>17789908
look at teh wall retard
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>>17789893
You find any of those Polaroids OP?
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>>17789893
OH SHIT HAPPENING
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>>17789899
>>17789902
>>17789908
>>17789913
>>17789915
>>17789924
god damn you idiots don't learn
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>>17789934
What are you on about anon
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OP here, I do not know whats going on but I do not know who the hell this dude is.
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OP DELIVER POLAROIDS OR FUCK OFF
WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
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>>17789948
>i live 25 minutes south-west of tulsa, have there been any reports of the u.f.o.s. appearing anywhere near the bristow/sapulpa area that you know of?
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I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE. POST POLAROIDS NOW OR WE FUCK OFF. I DON'T WANT ALL THE HYPE FOR A SHAM
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hey call me for a good ie i love gamers uk only 07845251244
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>>17789960
>>17789967
see >>17789895
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I can't believe I am still awake at 7am because some dude in ayyKlmaOhoma gave a little grey man concussion.
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>>17789974
thats not op you mug
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You have been visited by the suave DHS hitman
type "Aim True DHS hitman" and he will kill all treasonous whistleblowers
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I swear visiting this board is like taking someone else's psychiatric medication.
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>>17789986
But Mememan already killed Clarke :^)
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>>17789986
Aim True DHS hitman, so that OP won't be a faggot anymore.
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>>17789985
>pic of AR against brick wall is OP
>pic of spoopy DHS is against same brick wall
>spoopy DHS holding AR and true and honest pin in later pic
yeah ok
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THIS THREAD IS GOLD
ARCHIVE IT
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>>17789997
>Implying there's only one brick wall in existance
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>>17789997
absolute retard
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>>17790002
Im a fucking retard *existence*
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that feel when you finally get your guy
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so is op going to post Polaroids or not
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>>17789893
Can confirm, this is the real OP. Compared the resolution with pics the real OP posted in the previous thread. The dimensions and megapixel size are exactly the same, as one would expect given that OP is most likely posting his pictures from the same device.
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>>17790000
Nice quads wasted on poor thread
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I'm completely lost... Still hoping that we'll get pics, but not very sure, now.
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Out of all the bullshit this site has to offer, I think this story is the real deal. It's just got the feel of a real account you know? Like there's real emotion in it. Whatever has happened to OP in his life has obviously affected him in the worst sort of ways. But why? I mean why would the aaayys fuck with someone like that? And is it just him? Is this something that has happened to people before? I'd bet money on it. There's certain people that have connections to these beings wether they believe it or not.
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>>17790000
nice quads
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>>17790034
y'all niggers posting in a troll thread
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>>17790034

The site also went down around the time OP mentioned he was going to post, definitely makes it more authentic.
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>>17790041
Yeah, true.
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OP Here. I hear something going BOOM BOOM ACKALACKA BOOM BOOM outside, gonna go investigate.
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>>17790055
not op
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Makes me feel all giddy inside that we're right at the heart of something that could be bigger than Roswell if it does turn out to be true, anyone else?
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>>17790055
Go walk the dinosaur somewhere else
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>>17790064
thank you, he almost had me fooled
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>>17790070
np
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DHS here AMA
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>>17790087

If you could be any candy bar you wanted which candy bar would you be?
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>>17790087
Why does he wear the mask?
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>>17790087
how do you stand on walls like that? can you teach us?
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>>17790087
Did your mom buy you that gay edgelord mask?
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what if this guy IS THE OP
LOOK AT THE BRICKS AND THE GUN
WTF
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>>17790105
>Because there is only one brick wall and AR in existence
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>>17790087
>>17790100
>>17789986
>>17789793
Most autistic person I've ever seen.
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>>17790092
Clarkes bar
>>17790094
Hide my identity
>>17790095
I can if you apply for a federal police job and choose to move to DHS
>>17790097
naw, standard issue now that Obama is in office, the last ones were just OD green
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>>17790107

What if there are no brick walls or ARs at all and the world doesn't real
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>>17790107
says you
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>>17790118
DESCARTES IS WATCHING US OMFG RUN
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>>17790123
You're right i'm sorry...
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>>17790123
Yes I said it, your point?
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>>17790107
youre right the alien story is much more plausible
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>>17790109
Why do DHS wants to kill people like OP who aren't guilty of dealing with aliens?
Why do you hide the fact that aliens come often and there's proof of it?
Aliens did 9/11?
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>>17790105

OP here. Every post in this thread is me samefagging except you.

Looks like it's just you and me.

Stud.

;)
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>>17790136
>aliens did 9/11
Sure, if by aliens you mean jews
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OP claims he was in 3rd ID, talks about being home in '03, after previously claiming his 12th pin "goes on his green".

Wouldn't have come back from active duty until late 03 after 3ID takes Baghdad.

Story in 03 has to take place after OP has gotten POST certified and become a police officer.

Timeline doesn't match up.

Also those hands aren't the hands of a 40 year old man.

OP is full of shit.
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Did anyone else notice that his rifle is tucked into his backpack, chest strap and all. Wow I bet he could draw it out of there so quickly and not awkward at all!
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>>17790142
There was an attempt
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>>17789833
That's not MARPAT.

Source: Is Marine.
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yall motherfuckers gonna be iced by spoopy dhs man
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>>17790166
>tfw will get owned by DHS man and not taken by a space dorito
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TELL me this greentext isnt exactly like this one I saved last year.
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>>17790164
shut up boot
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>>17790174
whoops wrong pic related
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>>17790100
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M
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>>17790164
yeah it looked marpat in the pic i was looking at, looked at the others and its acu for sure
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>>17790146
OP says he is 34
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I think OP left at the beginning of the second thread
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>>17790191
I forgot how to math, age is correct with first story taking place in 96.
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Op abandoned us?
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>>17790178
aye lance coconut
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OP here, I have been roleplaying the whole time.
Brb gonna fuck my cousin.
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Well, whatever. Seeing as I got the cool Aussie shadow freaks story out of all this: Here's my favourite screen capped thread. It's from a different board but it's somewhat /x/ themed and I really enjoyed reading it.
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>>17790220
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>>17790220
OH SHIT DHS IS COMING!!!!
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This one is pretty cute.
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So much cancer,OP should have started tripping in the second thread so this bullshit wouldn't happen
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>>17790284
Agreed.
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what if Oklahoma Xenocrusher is till alive?
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OP here, I put a tourniquet my leg, rushing to the ranch house...My phone is barely alive...I lost alot of blood...the buzzing is starting again...I can hear the wind blowing through the trees
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What time will he be posting since I have to go to bed soon?
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>>17790290
If he is he probably gave up on this thread,I would have
If he isn't,blame Ayy lmaos,not this faggot
>>17790249
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Sitting through this one till the end of the ride, gotta know how it goes.
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>>17790322
nigga, he is fucking dead!! DHS guy got his ass!
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>>17790257
One of my faves.
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Will anyone here have sex with me?
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Tulsa fag here...Spotted 3 Ch53's headed toward bartlesville...Maybe OP's area?
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This is getting stupider and stupider by the thread. But now i'm too invested, gdi.

>>17790334
a/s/l
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>>17790350
25 M UK

Up for anything.
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>>17790351
DHS guy here, I am up for killing you and any of your associated..MI6 is full of faggots too
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>>17790365
Mhh yes, about as polite and professional as anyone can expect of an American. Feeling's mutual, just for you mate.
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>>17790336
i also heard a chinook fly over sapulpa but i dont have proof srry
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OP is kill?
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Good troll threads OP, almost had us convinced.
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R.I.P OP
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>>17790034
Probably a human life spanning research effort on the part of the Ayy's (or joint Ayy/DHS Operation) to find out more about how the human brain/consciousness develops. At first it was observation only, but when one retarded Ayy Lmao supervisor wanted to get a closer look and fucked everything up, their R&D had to change it from "undisturbed development" to "active stimuli" research, which is why he was followed and fucked with. Because
>Aliens that travel that galaxy
>Not knowing how to stay completely invisible
Bullshit, they let themselves be seen.
Or at least, that's what I would do if I was researching the intelligent species of another planet..
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Tulsa here. They scramble these fighter jets AT LEAST once a week around here. I don't think it means much. Figured it's just training or some shit.
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>>17790405
very interesting theory. but what if OP is a faggot already admitted he made it all up?
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when i Op gonna come back?
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>>17790430
Maybe he saw all the shitposts and thought next time he posts it should be the polaroids
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RIP OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI
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>>17790351
Sorry anon, too far from me. 21/f/US

>>17790365
>sees DHS
>misreads as DHL
Fuck
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>>17790476
Lets meet up bb 21/A/US
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>>17790485
A as in Alien?
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>>17790485
>21/A/US
>A
Ayyy?
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>>17790495
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>17790505
Ayyyyyy DHS here
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>>17790508
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Is DHS buy a new meme
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Moooooo
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>>17790476
Tits or gtfo
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>>17790533
You got me, i was secretly DHS all along, sorry for trying to deceive you.
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Riparoni threadaroni
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>>17790087
Do skinwalkers poop?
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>>17790577
I wonder if they get embarrassed when other skinwalkers watch them poo haha
Also what do you think their poop smells like haha
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Will OP ever deliver?
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>>17790617
Find out next time on Dragonball Z!
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>>17790544
Aw sheeeeit bamboozled again
>>17790617
OP was the ayy lmao all along
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>>17790592
Copper and sulfur
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Sadly OP will not deliver.
It was good when it lasted.
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never have I kekd so much over such a mediocre thread
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>>17790717
Trips had spoken.
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>>17790722
>4 repeating digits
>trips
Now yours are trips
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Ayyy lmaos on suicide watch.
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>>17790717
Same
Autism makes me laugh more than a lot of things
Pic absolutely related
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>mfw DHS guy was RC cola all along
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>>17790762
He's not though, Im in a skype group with him and he said he wasn't op but was gonna act like that so that he could confuse people.
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>>17790762
Naw they were two different people
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I believe OP, he probably just got caught up with something.
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>>17790775

I also believe him, this shit is big.
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>>17790762
>mfw RC cola was just equal parts coke and pepsi
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>>17789637
Who did?
>>
Is OP dead or did people just derail?
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>>17790809
op was roleplaying us, polaroids my ass...
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>>17790807
the jews
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>>17790775
You mean caught BY something
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>>17790811
I think the thread was derailed...there was a post about a skype group amd talks to derail it...Also why does DHS wear the mask and will it hurt if he takes itnoff?
>>
Op is in hiding...God speed OP
>>
>>17790824
DHS is a strong guy.
>>
>>17790856
For you
>>
The only good thing to come out of this third thread is DHS GUY

Captcha airplanes
>>
> be me, 14
> inside chillin at dusk drinking an RC Cola, talkin bout' how much I hate role-playing with my bro
> hear 'knock knock knock' at window
> See huge fucking eyes transfixed on My RC Cola
> Shout expletives and run to the bathroom
> only one who saw it
> that night refuse to sleep
> 3am blue light comes over my room
> tractor-beamed into terrifying fucking black triangle
> "Hello, human do not be afraid, we have a very important mission for you".
> "nigga what the fuck you want this time, another jar of peanut butter?"
> "No, this time we want you bring us 5 cases of RC Cola so we can cyrstallize it to power our enginges, we're running low, and we'd like some steak. we'd rather not teleport them, we just like to fuck with you and save power at the same time
>"aight, dat'b about three fiddy!" said a raging voice as the triangle toppled to the ground", yes space ships topple
> that was the night the delivery plesiosauros
saved me from an hour of work, thanks you
> Fast forward twenty years and many unpleasant close encounters in which I wasn't saved but rather running to beat the shit out them or running away from them scared shitless
> Aliens hangin out by my pool
> go to beat the shit out them
> one of them says, "look we been stuck here for 20 years why don't you just give us some RC Cola?"
> Oh, wait that could have ended a lifetime of being fucked with? okay here you go.
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>>17790886
Shit green text....Try better OP will return with a cold RC and alien blood on his hands
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>>17789320
https://soundcloud.com/fecshrooms/a666s
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While were all here waiting for OP to deliver lets talk about our kinks, tell me anons what are your fetishes?
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>>17790916
We have a fetish for throwing toasters in peoples tubs when they are in them-DHS guy
>>
Let's have a spoop meet. I'll host.
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>>17790938
I don't want to be spooped by your rectum, anon
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>>17790856
DHS keeps on my ass about paying child support. Fuck them
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Is this thread and story dead now?


I think even if it was fake (which it 100% is) this was one of the things that make /x/ strike gold sometimes. It doesn't happen often anymore, but stuff like this is why I still visit /x/. Thanks for the entertainment.
>>
>>17790959
Why aren't you convinced?
>>
>>17790969
OP is gone, no polaroids, some stupid imposter or whatever. I really want the story to be true and I want to believe, but I'm still a skeptic at heart.
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>>17790996
I don't get why OP would go through all of this work to fake something like this, especially given that he would have had to have looked up the coordinates and recorded everything down by hand. All of that just for an elaborate ruse.
>>
>>17791019
Because some people thrive from attention.
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>>17791019
All of that work, to take all of those pictures, but not of anything substantial or meaningful?
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>>17791028
DHS MAN
>>
Comeon OP you can do it!
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>>17791028
Right, he just took pictures of coordinates and some handwriting. But he knew that the people in thread (including myself) would eat it up. What a faggot to rope us along like this. At least the pasta is somewhat good.
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>>17790996
I understand about the polaroids but we should remember OP has a an actual life, a wife, kids, a job, i'm willing to be sympathetic and understand he's just busy and has to deal with errands and what not. The DHS imposter was part of the skype group to deliberately derail the thread so i'd just ignore all that. I never take these things to heart either though lol
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>>17791049
OP's gone man, it's over
>>
>people actually literally believed op
>no reports of this triangle ever
>no obituary of bipolar suicide in OK trailer park around those dates
>SKS for first rifle his dad buys him

You set your heart up to be broken anons
>>
>>17791052
>>17791052
Dude, the last time OP posted was 5 hours ago. The least he could've done was pull out his phone and type a brief message that he'd be gone for a bit, or if he didn't know at least say that there may be a possibility of it. I hope to god he comes back, but its fair to say that he won't. Also this >>17791065
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>>17791065
this is a supernatural ERP board idiot
>>
Stillwater here...Some guy is walking around in a nice suit and wearing a shitty skull half mask and a nice button up and tie and a marpat tactical pack....Is this DHS?!?!?!
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>>17791096
sapulpa here, i dont see anyone like that around here and most likely nah, hes just a business man who likes to wear bandannas and use tacticool gear to carry his laptop and papers
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Bump until real OP comes back
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NEW THREAD

>>17791147
>>
Visit the coordinates. Find the truth.
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>>17789320
tl;dr ?
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>>17792842
ayy lmao
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>>17789793
>hurr talking about life from other worlds, like a different animal from a different continent but scaled up, is treason hurrr
God, you people are fucking, pathetic.
I've seen down's syndrome retards with better reasoning skills than you.
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>>17790620
Keks
>>
fucking hell where did op go
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>>17793496
>Dead
>Ayy lmao'd
>Taken by G-man
>Gave in to fear and stopped posting because new phenomenon occurred
I'm going with
>Taken by G-man
Or new bread
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