Oklahoma Story Continued

>>17786027
what fuck

im drinking rc cola reading this

AND HE DRANK RC COLA IN THE FIRST POST

WHAT THE FUCK

>>17786046
Are you bullshitting or serious? Because We are waiting for deputy Xenocrusher

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>>17786027
THIS STORY WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY RC COLA (TM)

I think we found the DHS shill

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RC Cola

The taste of America

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>>17786027
OP here, first box of 15 will keep you posted as I continue on my journey to find pics

>>17786105
Awww yeah

MUH DICK
OP PLS NO TROLL

Op is on the other thread

>>17786027
OP from original thread is here, digging around the boxes...I am starting to feel anxious about going through these, I really am scared about what I might uncover or any thing I might bring upon myself

>>17786187
Still curious about how you've got that pin as a Guardsman? Not trying to be a turd, I'm just curious.

>>17786187
I got you bro, I didn't see your reply. There are a lot of shitheads here who lie.

>>17786027
I'm in oklahoma.

>>17786105
good stuff, keep em coming OP, you're a bro

>>17786205
Got it fro ma friend who was in the 12th infantry divion who happened to kill himself after he returned home..I was attached to 3rd ID

>The Australian entities thread now this
/x/ is pretty decent lately, glad to say I enjoyed both of those threads

>>17786187
I'm the "don't panic" anon from the other thread. You seem to have switched so, i'm here too.

Don't be anxious, dude. You faced them a lot of times, went through a lot of stressful situations and you're still there. You'll be alright, be confident !

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>>17786219
I am prepared
>>17786214
yeah? where at?


Got this guy less than an arms length away

>>17786224
I'm sorry to hear that, you should keep that pin close.

>>17786243
Whens the last time you've seen a UFO?
Do you think you might have any implants?

>>17786243
Oh shit is that a anderson lower??

>>17786254
2014 is the last time, I saw the craft..I have no instances of missing time

>>17786260
Gonna go work out OP, don't get too freaked out.

You've seen worse shit than a shoe box full of photos. I hope I can see some real shit when I get back.

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thrid box, this one is almost all woodland camo from my time at boot camp with a few notebooks with letters to home during my time at Fort Benning in Columbus GA and some old school folders...still search still uncomfortable

>>17786214
>>17786243
I'd rather not say. Near-ish to stillwater.

I got a bad feeling for OP...You ok boss?

>>17786275
You feel old already ? Stay safe, dude.

>>17786293
He replied 5 minutes ago, look up there >>17786275

>>17786290
cool! nice place! but screw the pokes, go 'Cains

>>17786297
HAha yeah turning 34 this july!
>>17786293
I am fine, my phone battery died at 80 percent and I am on my laptop like I have been

Still feeling odd, my dad left 15 mins ago to go to Bartlesville to the store...House is quiet all I can hear is the AC running and the TV on in the living room but just barely

>>17786290
Doesn't matter if you say or not, unless you're taking precautions DHS could find you pretty easy if they have eyes on the thread.

>>17786316
Implying they dont know who OP is already...Or who we are all IDK

>>17786332
I'm from Canada, DHS can suck my nuts. I wanna see these polaroids, OP's story was crazy.

>>17786316
i've never seen any black triangles like op has. im a lil disapppointed to be honest. also im nogunz but i have a knife collection.
>>17786315
nothing about this place is cool. its so bad that even severe weather avoids it.

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>>17786341
>implying "DHS" in a hotbed of possible extraterrestrial activity isn't just convenient cover for one of the many groups operating outside the boundaries of governments

>>17786344
Acknowledging OP here is still probably enough to get you on a shortlist of doors to kick down

Honestly, if we are really being tracked down, the DHS won't do shit, 'cause it would be pointless.

>>17786356
Maybe, but then with all the shit some of us read, saw, or published ... they'd have a lot of work to do.

>>17786356
honestly i dont see why they'd go through the trouble. nice to rp that im important though i guess.

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5th box out of 15..I hope we are getting closer, I can hear the cows starting to come home to the near by barn, they sound worried but its ok they are just cows

I really am starting to feel paranoid might go inside for a few mins to cool off and drink some water and relax myself

>>17786376
do what you gotta do man. /x/ can wait.

Odd, I thought I posted that 5 mins ago when my computer shut off, I am now charging my dead laptop battery...I am fucking anxious gonna kepp looking

>>17786385
OP whats going on?! You ok?

I hate top ask but

Can someone pls spoonfeed me the tldr

>>17786407
It's almost like there's an easily accessed posting containing a story that's worth the read in OP

>>17786385
Chill, take a break if you need it. As >>17786381 said, /x/ can wait. If you aren't sure, check the cows or outside, and if it doesn't help, try to get as much boxes as you can in the room from where you can see the farthest, keeping an eye on your laptop.

>>17786407
Just read the OP, damn. It's a good one.
But if you're really going to be that lazy, OP had about 20 years worth of ayylmao run-ins and is now digging in his dad's house for polaroids he stashed away as a teen.

Fuking ayylmaos, ruining good people's lives... But this story is pure gold, 4 real

>>17786428
running boxes to the office and gonna check there, locking all doors will continue looking, I will be on when I find the Polaroids, if they are not in these boxes, they might be in the storage unit... Igot you anons, I will deliver be back in an hour or two

We'll eagerly await your return good sir!

I feel like a lot of trolls are going to pretend to be Op stay woke everyone

>>17786438
Don't rush, take your time, /x/ can wait.

Bump until he comes back

OP feeling paranoid and shit tonight is making me very suspicious that we're going to be let down.

>>17786464
Don't be a party pooper >:(

>>17786438
Don't forget to check electronics ! Then we'll wait for you, take your time, dude.

Check your 6 and charge your batteries

>>17786364
this guy here, how do i get the aliens/black triangles to visit me?

>>17786489
Masturbate furiously in your street every night. They'll see a deviant human and will take you out as a special specimen.

>>17786438
Do whatever it takes to feel at ease, OP
Your needs come first, /x/ can wait

>>17786495
lel

>>17786495
Nah seriously... Reading what they did to OP, don't go play around these guys unless you know precisely what you're going to do, and when you're prepared for that. And even with the best intentions... i guess you'll need "luck", even if i'm not sure of the term.

>>17786527
i need interesting things to film

>>17786534
Maybe it's not worth the risk, i mean... You'd get 1M views a on youtube and then... nothing.

I hope OP's alright.

if you believe this poorly written role play, i just don't know what to say.
it's really, really bad.

>black triangle capable of space travel
>pursuing cletus in his pick-em-up truck

>>17786566
Meh, true or not, that's one hell of a story.

>>17786587
>implying they don't pick the bumpkins on purpose

>>17786566
There isn't a bigger skepticfag than I, but I thoroughly enjoyed the thread.

>>17786592
>implying a space craft would need to "pursue" anything

bump, did the ayys get op?

>>17786557
i need dem views man

>>17786640
He said he'll be back in 1 or 2 hours, so 1hour to go.

I honesty wish aliens or ghosts would fuck with me cause I'm not a fucking pansy and would beat the shit out of them but they never show up I assume because they aren't real or are afraid of me

>>17786611
>implying they are scientists

>>17786666
Winrar

>>17786670
>summerfag

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>>17786676

>>17786611
in atmosphere a spaceship would function just like an airbreathing plane you skrooble it isn't god

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never forgetti

>>17786683
Did the iSpy guy ever post about the ayys again?

>>17786683
Yeah that one... I really hope to have that feeling again on that thread. That'd be fucking awesome.

>iwanttobelive.png

>>17786682
if a giant black triangle can maintain a ground speed of under 100 mph without falling out of the sky, it does not function like a normal airplane. if it doesn't function like a normal airplane, it could just hover there and watch the truck, why pursue?

>>17786696
>>17786697
I don't think the iSpy guy ever posted again.
A few weeks after that thread I posted a thread asking if he shot the ayy with his tokarev and some anon got octs with this picture >>17786676
making the thread blow up.

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>>17786596
I don't care if it is fake,still a good read.Anyway,hoping it's real and that OP is alive

>>17786727
Because people believe certain things need to happen for a compelling story.

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Bumping with best cola

>>17786729
And you didn't screencap the octs?

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OP here, posting these still looking through boxes...Found a few pages of gps coordinants that I wrote years ago have a few more will bump when I scan them

>>17786771
HE LIVES

>>17786758
Someone did but it got deleted off my HDD, you can find it floating around on /k/ sometimes, you could ask there.

>>17786771
Feeling better, friend ?

not op of either thread but ive been watching this thread. i live in oklahoma and im starting to feel really paranoid.

>>17786823
Yes, I am home and with a few boxes of stuff and a book full of coordinantes of sightings in my county and will.upload tomorrow morning at 9 am CST or roumds about then...Prepare for old drawings and notes...Its pretty freaky and things I repressed for a while

>>17786771
i put those cords in google maps and they check out
34.581403, -95.956215

>>17786835
Did you get the Polaroids?

>>17786838
Its 36 not a 4

>>17786875
36.581403, -95.956215
>>17786838
Near Tulsa not Ardmore

>>17786835
Are you posting them to this thread?

>>17786888
In the morning around 9 CST AM I need to tend to my wife and children prepare for Data dump on thread tomorrow

>>17786883
>>17786875
It's a 6. Look at the other 4's. Then look at the "4" in the top line of coords, and then the 4 some numbers down..

>>17786838
>they check out
lmao

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>>17786890
I can't wait. Godspeed brother.

Duuuude i'm glad you're back. So we'll see tomorrow, finally ! I'm spooked but kinda excited.

>>17786891
I know my handwriting bro
>>17786909
It will be worth it t

ill tomorrow!!! Bump until then anons

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>>17786587
>pick-em-up truck

You have 1 whole night to fabricate whatever you need.

Better produce the goods anon.

ayyyyyyyyyyy lmaooooo

>aliens have a vendetta against deputy bubba
>can travel through space, use telepathy, and debilitate people and electronics
>bubba jus too damn clever fur dem ayliuns he jus' dun giv um a gud lickin

>>17787000
Not reading the story and reading that he has an associates degree
>assuming he is a redneck
>not realizing Greys go after the same person for a reason
DHS pls go

Op here. Dad came back. Told me he ran into some black suit wearing people coming out the store, they told him to tell me to stop what I'm talking about and searching for or they'll visit me. Dad said okay and hurried back. Sorry to let everyone down but i won't be commenting again. please respect my family and I's safety /x/

Op

>>17787012
>paw i wanna pea shooter if'n i wanna plink at varmints
>c'mon cuzn darlene lets go fur a ride in muh pick-em-up truck
>welp i reckon i better go kill me sum terrorizors
>dem aliuns from yonder are uh cummin dis a way!
alright, i'll give it to you that the degree is the most believable part of the story. however...
>implying a degree is proof of intelligence

>>17787039
Bullshit post...GTFO bump for real op

>>17787039
really nigga

>>17787039
Fake op
He would've posted with those sexy manly hands of his

>>17787059

read the thread dumbass
>>17786890

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>>17787039
Nice try shill, OP said he was already back home. Unless Dad came to OP's house you have a plothole there buster

>>17787059
apparently that's op>>17787039

>>17787039
dis nigga tryna troll errybody ayyy lmao

>>17787077
dubs speak the truth

>>17787039
Wait, when could suits wear people? Have we found a story more spoopy than OP's?

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Done with trolls will post with my return with my buddies pin RIP trolls

>>17787112
Thanks dude ! I'm glad that it weren't you up there. See ya tomorrow.

>>17787112
>dis'l learn dem trols sumtin fierce. now dat i got da tru n honest pin dey gotta beleev
>if'n dem aliuns don't cum get wut dey is due...

>>17786771
You're all good OP. Fellow Oklahoman here, and I personally haven't had any experiences in person but I've seen shit in the sky that can't be explained, and word goes around whenever anything happens.

>>17786771
Hey OP, I replied when I saw your first post back on the original thread without reading further (afterwards I realized this new thread was here)... when you come back, if you have a chance, could you answer about why you decided to get out your baton to attack the ayy instead of the gun you had on you?

>>17787158


Just curious as to what was going through your mind (besides the awful noise...)
Thanks for your story and pics!

>>17786464
>>17786466

I told you. I fucking knew it was too good to be true.

OP promises photos then invents convenient shit to get out of it.

What a joke.

Even thought we all knew it was bullshit it was a good story OP, and you just let us down massively. Thank you so much for wasting our time.

>get le SKS XDDD
reddit as fuck scarypasto
Fuck this

anyone else feel like they've already read this same story before, I'm getting a dejavu feeling.

>>17787514

Are you hearing static in your head too, anon? :^)

>>17786683
>thread has been scrubbed from 4plebs

I want to believe

Okie here,I've never experienced anything but my father has some stories. Looking back he said he may have been dreaming most of it but it still intrigues me. Would you guys want the ghost stories first or ayy lmaos?

>>17787703
Ayy lmaos pls, in keeping with the thread.

>>17787777
Checked. Alright,bare with me here, I've been good at greentext. This first one is actually of my grandfather.

>40 or so years ago
>Nowata county
>gramps would drive up to north coffeyville Kansas for booze because Nowata was dry at the time
>road to and from is long,dark and was undeveloped back then
>must be 11pm at this point
>he's driving down at a casual speed
>sees light in rearview mirror
>like a column
>coming up fast,real fast
>he starts hauling ass
>brighter and brighter,not a sound besides his old stationwagon
>light is right on top now
>said he felt like he had a fever
>sickening orange smell,like those fake orange hard candies
>car dies,light is gone,all is quiet
>made it home
>still goes a state over for booze every week

Sorry,my storytelling is shit. I should add that my gramps was one mean SOB and didn't afraid of anything.

>>17787813
>I've been good at greentext.
Meant to say never been good. Apparently my basic typing is shit as well.

>still goes a state over for booze every week
based gramps

I read the story and shortly after heard a weird electric air horn sound outside. It was probably very normal and non-ayylmao but I'm a huge pussy so I'm shitting my pants anyway

bumppppp

>>17787112
Best of luck with family bullshit OP
Has your wife got any similar stories?

Bump?

Bump, i'm getting as excited as spooked.

Bump...OP has actually delivered for us multiple times and its checked out...I really think this is legit

>>17787813
>mfw I live an hour from Coffeyville
Southeast /k/ansas here. This story is intriguing because it's so close to home. I've never seen anything weird (except for the northeast Oklahoma spook lights) in my entire life, and I'm an oldfag. OP please deliver.

What did the ayy you beat the shit out of look like??

Yeah that really seems to be legit. That's why some of us worry for OP, even if i'm sure he could beat the shit out of a few agressors.

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op here! I am just waking up and going to shower and getting read to scan a sheet full of coordinates I acquired from a friend in the OKANG (Oklahoma air national guard) that worked as a air traffic controller and had access to the towers records of any odd pings(/?) on the radar and such, he called me via land line and its all on a piece of paper but I will transfer it to a document and place it along side the original! also I will make a post right after this answering questions.

>>17788301
hype.gif

>>17788301
Polaroids, anon. Did you find the polaroids?

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>>17788301
HYPPPPEEEEEEEE

>>17788317
Yes he did.

Can't wait to see those, the hype is flooding through my veins.

>>17787425
well, I guess you dont understand the role of a father and a husband because all you are doing is posting shit on this board fag
>>17787503
cheapest and most common rifle in the early to mid 90's
>>17787514
nope not deja vu, its just old to you because you dont have the patience to wait for the good stuff
>>17787813
Nowata county is the county right next to me and I had an experience kind of like ...it always seems to be toying with people,
>>17787921
keeps safe and watch your 6
>>17788232
still sorting through totes and boxes will deliver the moment I lay eyes on these pictures
>>17788236
brown and wore a green red and white jersey and was saying no hablo ingles...jk it was about 4 feet tall and grey and these soulless eyes and I guess I could kick their ass if I tryed lol they have the eyes going for them which fills me with fear

>>17788317
not yet anon, I have a few more 50 gallon totes to sift through, I brought alot of shit home from my dads

>>17788301
Has anything spooky happen to you since you've posted

>>17788332
Can you search for an accurate pic of them?

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>>17788339
no, I didnt sleep well last night though, every time I went to bed I would think I heard a soft buzzing or worry about my son or daughter down the hall and walk the hall. My daughter did wake me up because she thought she saw something in her closet which happened to be a stuffed bear that had fallen off the shelf, I have to work tonight so I might take a nap in a few hours

uh totally like thats attached from that /k/k thread, it really gave me the fucking chills and made my adrenaline jump or like this..I really dont like searching for them...It makes me uneasy

>>17788352
If anything happens call out to Jesus, I've heard that doing this stops abductions and other "alien" related encounters.

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Ramona Oklahoma?!??! I lived there and graduated from Caney Valley High in 2000! I think I know who you fucking are!!!! Actually I do! Wow never knew Alexis died like that....I knew after the whole school foundnout about what happened to you both we mocked you to make ourselves feel better...Also we had mrs.Branscums American lit. Together...Anyways I found thisnl on Reddit with a link to the original thread and found this new one...Do go on!! This guy is actually an honest guy and I would believe him

>be alien
>travel across space
>get caught being a peeping tom
>chased by human
>human hits me with a stick
>kicks me into water
>almost drown
>crew come rescue me
>you got beat up by a primitive human ayyy lmao they all say
>failed my vendetta
>no longer respected by my colleagues
>fuck this gay galaxy

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>>17788374
>no new IP

>>17788374
plebbitors need not apply

>>17788387
does that just prove they both posting from the back end out of Nowheresville?
>>17788374
tell us about the rumours that went around about them at school?
also he said there was lots of incidents of black triangles and military jets/helicopters in the area..
any you can corroborate?

>>17788374
nice post OP, you just fucked up your roleplay kek

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back and starting to scan

>>17788433
b-b-but what about the polaroids

>>17788433
Can you confirm this guy being honest?>>17788374

>>17788374
urm...thats pretty spooky that you know me and yeah I had her back in 1999 when I graduated
anyways thanks for this...I really am not liking the vibes I am getting from here now
>>17788416
I have a VPN yo
>>17788440
looking through totes

is OP roleplaying Y/N?

>>17788441
Yeah, he is a really fair man and he is right about there being triangles and F-16's flying over the county and weird things happening we used to mess with him to make ourselves feel better, needless to say we all had our own experiences with odd things for a few years, I know he works hard at his job and would not go public with this considering his families ranch upholds the fucking economy here in this part of the county.

>>17788454
maybe

>>17788454
Totally.

>>17788455
I don't mean you dumbass plebbitor, I meant OP to confirm.

Stop trolling faggots.

>>17788433
IT'S HAPPENING

>>17788455
Fuck off DHS, you're resorting to passive aggressively threatening him?

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>>17788385

>>17788467
just like a plebbitor would write, no wonder

Well we know if OP disappears that it's probably due to jack booted black suits

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>>17788455
actually, Mrs,Branscum was my American Lit teacher and this guy is right my family does own a huge ranch in the county and does provide jobs for people also fuck Reddit

Fuck whatever agency reads this, you're doing God's will OP

>>17788483
Now screencap your (You)s instead of the side that shows nothing.

>>17788483
You should have a livestream going OP, just in case some men in black suits will be knocking on your door.

Just came from the old thread btw, seems like a pretty good time to join.
Also....why the fuck are alien sightings and shit about aliens ALWAYS in the US? I've never heard of any spooky UFO sightings happen in Europe or Asia or anywhere else

>>17788494
checkmate rofl

>>17788494
>Inspect element

You's are meaningless

>>17788474
Feels ayy man

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>>17788494

like this senpai?
>>17788500

>>17788497
You aren't looking hard enough, there are tons of sightings recorded from Russia, Mexico and South America.

>>17788497
Dude look up Brazil. Everyone down there has seens UFOs and aliens.

>>17788506
>Windows 10

Disgusting

>>17788518
>op uploads the poloroids
>windows 10 uploads them to the feds first

>>17788518
I had a mac back in like 2000, did not like it because I could not play half life lol

>>17788522
Then you should have done a clean install of either Win7 or 8.1 if you insist on gaming, or duel boot Windows and Debian

This is probably the explanation to the UFO and possibly the sort of EMP effect. Pretty sure it's military and not alien:
http://www.darkgovernment.com/news/tr-3b/

Doesn't explain alien creatures or headaches when nearing them though

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>>17788521

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here to keep you occupied while I look

This thread has become full blown cringe

>>17788565
Because all your trying to do is derail it

>>17788565
No, it's just you

>>17788565
Yeah, shame you started posting.

>>17788550
Kek, you have that same shitty handwriting cops use on summons here in Virginia

>>17788550
All these are cords for areas around where OP's story is set....Spooky

>>17788586
Yeah, I hate writing shit, so I let my penmanship go around 2004 after it taking 20 mins to write a ticket

>>17788591
Kek just like doctors

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W3sZfPSSNVg


I heard this song in my head during OPs final fight with the grey...Deputy Xenocrusher

so what facts can we make out of the coordinates?

>>17788608
Places where a triangle was seen and cows mutilated, OP says that they were from a OKANG friend that was a radar tower airman. The nearest Airbase is in Tulsa

>>17788588
I know, what makes its even more spooky is that I can't think of a single way to find points on a map and write down the coords. OP is 100% telling the truth.

>>17788619
I think your afraid and in denial, hell tonight when you lay down you might hear a few knocks on your window then the power will go out...

Can someone put down the coords in a text here?

OP, post your ex gf's obituary.
>he won't because he is role playing

36.533694, -95.929598
36.544070, -95.943101
36.371640, -95.515517
36.675394, -95.994013

>>17788666
36.545494, -95.936862
call with the grey in the barn

36.581403, -95.956192
"Rusty" dunno what that means
36.539421, -95.948378
random coordinantes

>>17788678
"Rusty" was his pseudonym for his HS friend, probably the gf he dumped cum in that the greys were watching

Coordinates match with the sightings register. Fuck, by the time we get to see those polaroids, i'll be convinced. That seems to be true...

Inb4 black suits

>OP browses /x/ regularly and hates role playing threads
>one day decides "oh hey I bet /x/ would like my totally true story about aliens"

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>>17788685
Rusty is my only friend that I have told, he knows who I am, I will return I am starting to feel odd in my house and my kids and wife are in OKC with their grandparents and I am home and starting to get uneasy, goign to go get some Braums and check my dad ranch, also I will return with a picture of my terrible hand writing and with my pin

>>17788718
Have a camera ready to snap that uneasy shit that you feel

>>17788718
lol

>>17788718
OP starting to lose faith.
Maybe you are a faggot after all.

>>17788718
Come on OP, deliver.

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>>17788718
>>17788719
I will, I got excess batteries
>>17788722
your a foogt all you do is derail the thread and say stupid shit, go get a hot pocket from your mom you piece of shit

>>17788736
Post your gf's obituary

>>17788736
36.596027, -96.001907

shows a little shed/house in the forest in the Osage reservation?

OP is probably going to get a bullet to the back of the head are dissected...God speed OP! Dont worry about the trolls they need their chicken tenders from their mom and they are cranky...I will keep bumping for you

A spaceship "chasing" a truck is about the same as a car "chasing" a 5 year old on foot.
Also, why do you faggots get so turned on by coordinates? Just because he posts them with his true and honest pin?

is princess bubblegum a good waifu lads

God speed OP! I hope you live...

Bump again. I just got my watch settled to CST time, curious as fuck.

What if the trolls on this thread are actually DHS agents or NSA because they do watch every freaking American and they sure as hell watch 4chan because of /b/

>>17788736
Be safe and good luck OP. We're counting on you.

I feel like OP is gonna get fucking rekt tonight by some Greys....Fucking best of luck

>>17788794
>wrecked by greys
Nigga, he is Deputy Xenocrusher, them lil niglets don't want another head knockin'

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OP next week...RIP Deputy

>>17788805
*Press F to pay respects*

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>>17788805
>>17788808
missing deputy found in the middle of a rural forest, body was mutilated DHS is investigating more at 11!

>>17788821
and 4 cans of RC cola

>>17788825
fucking kek!! No but I hope OP is ok, he seemed like a cool guy and all the cords checked out and his story matched sighting around the area he described...Which is really interesting

So OP's family owns a huge ranch that holds up the economy in his area...but his dad was a deputy. And he is a deputy.

>>17788841
lots of rural police work two jobs...ALot of the police in my area had second jobs

>>17788821
I'll be watching for it lol

>>17788841
Ever heard of a reserve deputy??? They exist

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>>17788847
Let me make this easier for you to understand. I know a guy whose family owns a huge ranch that contributes a lot to the local economy.
He drives a McLaren.

No worries, lads. No one ever shoots the deputy.

>>17788857
Pretty sure thats a shitty rebuttal but whatever like 17 years ago he was driving a beat up truck no telling what he drives now...always looking for some shit to pick

OP, the shills are trying to scare you so you stop posting and/or admit you're RPing. I know you're legit so ignore the assholes and continue with the pics and stories.

If you feel uneasy, I agree with other anon. Pray. God is stronger than aliens are. Pray to God for and ask St. Anthony for protection.

Thank you for all you've contributed so far. You're the real MVP

>>17788864
God doesn't exist. Stop giving him false hopes.

Anyway, I'm still waiting for the pics.

>>17788863
>b-but he p-posted coordinates

>>17788880
Quads...OPs cords are confirmed real and OP is right

>>17788900
>quads

>>17788857
That guy only has money because of the land he sold.

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>>17788872
Edgy little fedora aren't you?

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>>17788913
Owns.
Not owned.

Captcha has mclaren

C'mon OP you got this man

bumperino

Get fucked trolls my dad had the poloroids

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>>17788872

>>17788976
>no badge
1/10

post moar polaroids pls

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>>17788976
Post the badge. I want to believe.

>>17788976
>No relevant matches

Oh shit nigger

>>17788976
Cool. Post badge and tell us what we are looking at in this one.

>>17789025
>>17788976

Seconded, also if possible for the love of god something bigger than a thumbnail.

FILE DELETED??

Oh fuck guys what is going on. OP please respond and don't say that you're being abducted

>>17789048
it's the long con, he got us good

>>17789025
>>17789028
I saw it before it was deleted. Looked like a picture of a crack in a sidewalk. Wasn't a pin anyways so it wasn't OP. It was fucking nothing. You're being trolled.

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Here is the post for whoever is curious

what's the status of OP? he went to his dad's ranch to do what?

>>17789071
I saw the footprints, they were on the upper half of the photo walking to the right

>>17789072
Why would that get deleted..?

Also anon, thanks for doing God's work and screencapping

>>17789082
You can delete your own posts you dumb redditor

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>>17789082
Yes. I don't think it's any bigger than the screencap but here is the original image

>>17789072
>>17789086
Those are raccoon prints you dingus.

>>17789086
looks like coon footprints

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>>17789092

>>17786027
somebody give a tl;dr

>>17789100
>redneck officer was continiously fucked with by ayliums for ~20+ years
>one time he catches a muhfucka and beats his ass with a baton
>someone dies
>everybody will walk the dinosaur either way

>>17789100
TDLR aliens fuck around with an OK anon for about 20 years

Its a good story, just read it.

>>17789100
some dude from oklahoma made up a story about aliens and some people appear to believe it because he posted coordinates along with a true and honest pin.
honestly, the story is very far fetched.

>>17789113

Could someone give me a tldr about this?

>>17789085
Put the fedora down.

No one claimed you can't delete your own posts.

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>>17789086
Enlarged and brightness / contrast adjusted

>>17789137
just read it, its a good read anyway

>>17789113
Ayyyy lmao

some dude posted a Skype video and he has a skull bandana on and is wearing a suit with a tactical bag on and is rummaging through ops stuff

>>17789139
My cat's foot prints look just the same.

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>>17789139
>>17789086

That's not even a polaroid you dumb kids

This is what a polaroid looks like

so...
>dude's ranch keeps economy alive...but him and his dad are beat cops
>a spaceship "chased" his truck
>he got promoted from the jail....to a deputy
>he was able to attack aliens that could "mind static" him
>after nearly killing their alien bro, the other aliens did nothing to retaliate against bubba. even tho they have a 20 year vendetta. and could destroy cows.
>he can't provide an obituary of his cousin he was fucking

>>17789161
Hype intensifies.

>>17789161
Ain't nothing wrong with a good cousin fucking anon.

>>17789161
also
>functioning alcoholic gotta chase dem demonz
>8-12 lone stars a night
only thing a 12 pack of beer is gonna chase away is $10

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Who the fuck is this?!?! It was on Skype and its a 3 min long video...He says I am coming for you Clarke

He also threatened that he would kill anyone that was involved in the thread lol.

>>17789184
>>17789185
It's you. Stop derailing.

>>17789185
Ripperoni OP...Ripperoni

>>17789184
Bleh, this thread jumped the shark now

OP is just being a fag

>>17789189
Im not derailing, the video was posted in a /x/ skype group chat.

>>17789196
DHS shillllll

this fool will do nothing to stop at derailing this thread lololol

https://join.skype.com/FVqFPmtql8Au

>>17788736
Are you still here?

>>17788976
>>17789005
>>17786683

I want to believe. Goood that feeling...

>>17789214
He's said he'd be back around 2PM central time. That's in 6 minutes.

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Tfw waiting for OP

some one is talking about they made the video to derail the thread....RIP OP

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C'mon OP you can still salvage this. THere's time to pull out of the nosedive.

where were you when op was kill?
phone ring
yes?
op?
kill is
good. ameruga is saef.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn-enjcgV1o
OP come back..

New thread:
>>17789320

>>17788332
>well, I guess you dont understand the role of a father and a husband because all you are doing is posting shit on this board fag

I like op.

>>17789185
he can came for me, I'll lol the shit out of him

>>17787108
Kek, this! Could you draw a pick of this human-wearing suit creature?

>>17790610
Lol I'll try

>>17787144
>>17787052
>>17787012
>>17787000
Kek, wasted get's
>The stories posted on this site are works of fiction only...would...ect.
If you don't believe it, then NO ONE CARES, FAGLORDE.

>>17788483
>>17788374
S..samefag..?

>>17789161
1. Honest man works
2. I think it's more like observed for research purposes
3. Part time probably or changed jobs and his prior training carried over to afford him a better position
4. I feel like after bean mind static'd a few tiems, you get used to it, but I'm not OP.
5. He just withstood the mind static, I could see them going like
>Dis ain't da nigga ta fuk wit
Plus, if they're researching shit like cows and people, only a retarded Ayy would go try and get revenge on some random animal. They were probably mind talking shit to the rekt Ayy for acquiring increased Ayy Lmaoutism.
6. I wouldn't want everyone to know I fucked my 1st cous either..

>>17789196
Post webm/link

>>17790868
https://join.skype.com/AZwQCooEgEwr

>>17790875
Thx

>>17789161
Sheriffs usually do their first 2 years in a jail.

>>17786360
Less than pointless really. It would just make OP more credable.