How to deal with God?

You the same who who tried to decode Gods messages in the clouds?

>>17767745
I don't see it

>>17767745
Take your meds

>>17767779
I can see something though (I'm not OP btw) pay close attention to the center and you will see two big ayy lmao kin eyes with similar looking 'mouth' just below

>>17767745
holy fuck i see it

>>17767745
you know I kind of see homer simpson in your pic... maybe you are onto something op

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compared this with op's pic
i see it

>>17767745
What think of as god is actually your subconscious tormenting you with latent schizophrenia

your own mind is attacking you

>>17767745
its showing you
god is showing you or at least what you will be
he knows this will surprise you so he is showing you a surprised face
your face
you

>>17767745
children looking up at the sky:
>look i see an airplane! I see a bus! I see some flowers!

retards on /x/ looking up at the sky
>There is a face spelling out my name! It must be God telling me im the one!

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>>17767757
Relax, Coldsteel the Edge(son of the Disturbed Kornhusker, Lord of the pool of drowning, learned scholarship of the art of Father Roach, Ward of the keep of Linkin Park). God loves all.

>>17767823
Lmao

If you look in the sky and think hard enough, you can see anything. Like if you see a penis cloud, that probably means something ;)

>>17767831
>needing to think hard enough use imagination

is everyone here retarded?

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>>17767823
Please show mercy of great teacher of the slip knot. I beg you for some kindness of mighty Hooba of the Stank. I offer but a simple plan on this Green day. I'm relient, K?

>>17767841
Yes

>>17767857
Sorry, didn't know. I'll leave this thread

Yes I see it.

And it's still meaningless. There is no God and cloud faces are certainly not proof of one if there were.

>>17767745
hmm.....Maybe it's aliens?

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>>17767745

>>17767745
You sound like you are on LSD. If you are NOT on LSD, seek professional help. Seriously, im trying to help you. Don't become one of those crazy homeless guys that yells at passing toddlers and trees.

>This is my serious face.

>>17767745
I'm not even fucking joking when i say i can see pepe on the right looking to the left

>>17767745

You don't need to deal whit him
He is dealing with you
He is God , he doesn't need anything from you, he is all powerful.

As a personal experience I recomend don't ask fool cuestions (meaning of life and the like ) instead ask for confort and rest , don't waste your chance.

>>17768106
Maybe you should ask if you could get a second chance at grade school

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>>17767745
Not even joking i see it, but c'mon you just got lucky with ayy lmaos

>>17768128
Ofc try to look at the OG pic now

>>17767745
To fuck with you,
That's an omnipotent beings entire goal
Flat out worship is boring and serves no purpose. It would be a utopia if everyone believed and worked together, which gets us things like the tower of Babel.
The humans who survived the great flood were of the good and faithful and wanted to be with god so strongly they built a tower.
So God, being the joker he is said nah and smited that fucking tower and made everyone speak different languages because he needs to be a mysterious entity.

If it was spelled out, there would be no reason to live your life. You would live like a machine, walking from day to day doing exactly as god wanted.
So he fucks with you.
Everyday,
and watches you jack off.

>>17767831
That OP is a fag?

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>>17767745

>>17768157
They made the tower in attempt to reach heavens and kill god you dumbass, thats why he made everyone speak difrently

>>17770619
Do you have a citation for that?

>>17771515
Tower of Babel

>>17767831
jesus christ. Are you one of those fuckers who share minnion memes and jokes on fuckbook? gokillyourself

Wait! I see it! He's telling you.. he's telling you that Doritos locos tacos will be half off this Summer it's a sign! Thank-you God!

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This is what I saw

Why are you asking these fools?

Ask the being itself; clearly they want your attention.

Oh, and stop panicking or you'll really go insane.

Im with you OP

>>17771725
Rubber Johnny?

Realise that you are god.

>>17767954
Spooky

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>>17767745
This is what I saw opie.

Please let this be a troll

>>17767745
>What does the being want?
Quite obviously for you to take your goddam antipsychtotic medication. Do you want to end up like hanz shitposting here every minute? No you don't want to end up like hanz. Go take your fucking medication.

>>17767745
warning to chris time and anyone who hears the voice of "god" it is a lie DO NOT GO OUTSIDE WHEN TOLD FOR WHATEVER REASON THEY MAY TRY TO USE ON YOU. that is no god that wants you to leave the safety you belive your home to be.
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>>17765698
fake rapture? Demons?
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>>17765701
it been going on for a long time happend to me months and months ago but i got really bad vibes this calm happyness but this weird feeling like somthing was terribly wrong i don't know what happens when you go outside and i don't want to find out.

>>17767745

Ask him how you should purge this world and build a new world on Mars

>>17767844
I saw a Metallic A on the road to Asa bay shortly after I got a rascal flat in a puddle of mud. I wish the sun ))) was out.

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>>17771999
Who are you replying to summer?

>>17772040
op

>>17767745

Before you start developing beliefs, take good note how the same book that's contradictory as fuck, the same book that claims you will be able to do any miracle as soon as you believe in jesus and then this is a lie, takes haste too, to claim satan is evil.

If they have lied about everything else, consider that the story they have about satan may be a lie too.

Try trusting satan -as your god-, see where this leads you.

It's called manifestation. Science is just beginning to discover it. I'd suggest you look in to it.

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>>17767745
Turn your head slightly while looking at the left half of this picture... It's a giant face and sideways says "HI"

We really have some kind of entity in reality with us.

>>17767745

Don't matter, live your life. If it is inevitable it is inevitable. Karma can be a bitch, but just allow your life to flow. Not like you can fight the source.

>>17767780

Eat my shorts.

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>>17772362
All I saw was an eye and an I

>>17767814
This

After getting to know my pastor and the clergy in my church, and reading the entire Bible a few times over, i reached the final stance a citizen can with their faith. At the end of the adventure SPOILER ALERT:

They tell you the human race is God, and that the voices in your head are always just your subconscious fucking with you. The religion was a way for the subconsciouses to communicate in order to represent the image of God people wanted to exist.

OP your brain is checking to see if this mechanism in itself works. The only proper way to use it is to try and do what you want to do with your life (deciding what is the hardest part) and then start using these tips and clues to help you get there. It'll figure out how to make the illusions and coincidences help you with your goal.

>>17767841
I was talking to one of my friends in the brakeroom at work and he held up his hand and asked me to imagine an eyeball floating above it. Everyone was terrified that we could actually see the eyeball. That's how people act.

>>17768076
I got this response my whole life, teachers and family members have always told me I'm on drugs. Parents always told me i was retarded. When i "seeked help" the first time, everyone's attitude changed to bring afraid i would hurt someone. Now everyone uses baby voice when they talk to me.

The doctors are worse, they think you are pretending in order to get attention from people, so they start experimenting with what can break your attention span or distract you like you would do to a little kid that is pretending there's monsters under their bed

>>17770619
tower of Babel is the result of too many people coordinating at once, there becomes such diversity that you can have 2 different derivatives from the same language that are unable to understand each other.

Also that there is so much data and transfer of that data, it gets corrupt through word of mouth and "he said she said" arguments. The tower they were building collapse because the shit didn't line up, because no one was correctly communicating their ideas.

Get a job at Walmart for like a week and you'll know exactly what I'm talking about.

>>17768157
This.

>>17767745
you are god

Just deal with it man, I consider myself agnostic at most. Who cares if a god really does exist it would probably want you to live your life the way you want it, not care free but regret free. Live your life the best you can.

>phone typing so sorry for bad grammar and whatnot

I feel like sharing if any cares, I once had a moment in my life where i had experienced my future through a lucid dream, i was seeing my life play through and was talking to people while having my own thoughts about the matter it was quite the experience (Yes i have had this happen before so it was not that startling to me, but have not had another in a very long time now). As this was happening i thought to myself "hey maybe i can change this moment in some way when it actually happens or not." then I had burned it into my memory the best i could. Time passed and suddenly i realize it was that moment i had in my dream, then start internally freaking the fuck out and quickly start telling myself to do something, anything to make this moment different. It was too late though the moment had passed, it being the exact same it was in my dream... so yeah, now i have a fear that i will someday see myself die and have no way to stop it. I may not belive in god, but fate sure as hell does.

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>>17767745
It is called Maya; its my bitch!

Everyone is calling you crazy but I believe it. I don't think it's God but someone on the other side trying to communicate with us since we're trapped in a simulation. I'm trying to send messages through my mirror, hopefully it will be noticed. They're already sending me hints through numbers

>>17767745
You in your 20s? Go see a doctor.

>>17772562
If you act like a retard people will treat you like one. It's really that simple.
Be pro active, do stuff, get a job and a life. Stop staring at the sky and trying to be a snowflake.

And I sincerely suggest you try anti psychotic medicine. If it doesn't help you can always stop.

>>17767745
What other signs did God leave you?

If there really is some supernatual all powerfull spiritual entity responsible for the creation of the entire universe then there is only one possibly beneficial way to deal with it.

Try to avoid coming to its attention.

You're fucked op.

>>17767823
This
I swear to god this place has gotten more retarded
Instead of tulpas it's just dumb shit now

>>17773577
This
Fucking snowflakes ruin board

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Why do you keep making these stupid fucking threads

no god would ever consider contacting someone so fucking stupid

this guy stares at the skys and is like god spelled my name in the clouds and uploads the same picture and it doesn't even say chris

stop placating this faggot