Is there a secret government task force in the united states

>>17761279
I think there must be. It's probably super secret though.

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Tis gonna be a long summah!

>>17761279
I'd imagine the closest thing we have is the FBI keeping tabs on various occult orders and personalities (Parsons' FBI file will probably never be released in full to the public, which is sad, because I wanna know what exactly was in his big black lockbox).

>>17761279
No there is not, that is fucking retarded

>>17761279
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>17761288
This

>>17761279
Tbh I imagine they have some kind of response team to deal with paranormal threat, mayne and extension on the CIA or a secret military regiment.

I'll search online and see what I can find out about OP

>>17761285
This pretty much.

>>17761311
Do you realize how fucking deluded you are? This is nonsense. If it was such a big fucking secret do you think your retarded ass could just find out information about it on google?

>>17761279
>is there a secret blah blah blah
>if so, does anyone know about this secret that is now not a secret?

>>17761279
No, but they wish there was. You can tell by all the crime dramas. They don't know shit about the paranormal and it drives them nuts.

>>17761279
i don't think you fully understand the meaning of the word "secret"

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>>17761339
you'd be surprised how many "secret" things aren't really secret, they just receive no attention from the brain dead masses.

ass and titties my friend

>>17761362
You are a fucking retard. Do you come to this board to feel special? Like you're in on some secret that most of the population isn't privy to? Even though it is readily available on the internet according to you people. Mommy didn't mean to neglect you sonny, she had a hard life.

>>17761441
No, you're stupid and aren't interested in cool things. That's the point I was making.

here ya go fresh off of google

http://www.cbs5az.com/story/17051488/cbs-5-exclusive-paranormal-task-force

>>17761362
>basically described every person who didn't learn shit in school and are surprised by simple shit they should have known

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>>17761288
>>17761293
Looks like you crashed into the wrong party, summer kiddies. Lemme help you find ur way >>>/b/

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>>17761447
>you aren't cool if you don't know about the exclusive paranormal task force

shieeeeeeeet, do we have more middle school kids this summer or what?

Who knows what the government does behind the scenes?

>>17761472
nigga, i am your mum.

>>17761463
I want to die, I'm never coming back to this board. the 9th graders have taken over

>No, you're stupid and aren't interested in cool things. That's the point I was making.

Just because things are cool doesn't mean it makes sense to believe in them. I think it would be "cool" if I was Satan's son in a past life and I have the power to control fire and send people to hell.

Until I fucking find tangible evidence of that I'm not going to believe it though. The link you provided is one shitty little branch of a police station in Arizona. They investigate paranormal things because they have a lot of reports of such things happening in their area. What correlation does that have with "a secret government task force that ""fights"" paranormal threats?"

Those two things have literally nothing to do with eachother, and that is what makes your line of thinking so scary. You want to believe in something that sounds cool, then you go out and find articles that have the vaguest correlation to what you're talking about and you cite it as evidence for the thing you want to believe.

Off yourself summer child, xenu is waiting for you in the afterlife. You are the chosen one, he sent me here to tell you this. Disregard everything I wrote previously in this post. You are the chosen one, you have to die before your mission will start. The rest of your life was a test, and you passed. End this worthless life you have going now, and realize your true purpose in the real world.

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>>17761447
>>17761495
For you

By the ammounts of negative posts in this thread the answer is yes.

ParanormaladAdvisor was pretty interesting rp. I kind of still believe he was real.

>>17761495
how do I know that if I die my life won't just start over form the beginning?

>>17761495
>Just because things are cool doesn't mean it makes sense to believe in them.

It makes sense to me.

>>17761575
Trust in beings that have a higher power than you. If you live out your whole life and die, you will be as worthless as everyone else. Ending your life and ending the pointless simulation shows that you are a person of value and high intellect, and you will have passed your test.

Don't listen to me if you don't want though, live your life like the rest of the lemmings and get what you have coming to after your "natural death".

>>17761599
HOL UP

Are you saying if I kill myself I will get 72 virgins?

How soon do I have to kill myself? Do I have to kill others for allah as well?

"killing for allah" would make a great book title.

>>17761608
No, that is not what I'm saying at all. I'm saying this present life is a test, and only those of you smart enough to eject from it will get to live a real life and do something important. This was a necessary way to weed out the useful people from the trillions of morons after the human population got too dense.

But you don't sound like someone that would be smart enough or open minded enough to believe me. Have fun dying of your natural causes and having your existence end permanently, that is what the system is meant to do.

>>17761625
Do you ever wonder how many people you have convinced of ending their life on the internet without actually talking to them?

To my knowledge, there is one of the "Universal" order, as opposed to the "United States" order.

>>17761647
I am aware of a few that I got into skype chats and convinced them to go through with it. Besides that no way to know for sure. They deserve it imo, they would probably shoot up a store or hurt their families if they are deluded enough to believe this kind of shit on the internet out of nowhere.

I repeat this stuff as often as I can to get rid of the psychos that inhabit places like this.

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>>17761671
Those are just the memes you use to justify you killing people.
You're a monster

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>>17761671
make a list of the memes you live your life by

>>17761681
Whatever. I don't feel bad in the slightest. I never met them or touched them, they did literally everything just from seeing shit in front of a computer. Those people are mentally unstable and I just try to let them loose on themselves instead of other people.

I am a hero, I am making my mark on the world.

>>17761671
Did you ever read a book called Poker Without Cards?

>>17761754
no, sounds gay

>>17761495
9th graders? Underage B&

There is. It's called Bluestorm.

>>17761766
It's about a guy who uses memetics to perform "psychic kills" on people he feels needed eliminated. Published back in 05. You just reminded me of it.

>>17761809
sounds gay. I don't do "psychic kills", I just tell crazy people to kill themselves every day and it has worked a couple times.

>>17761813
I got that, just said that you reminded me of the book.

>>17761824
sounds like a gay book is all I'm saying. Are you a queer?

>>17761483
69, buy fleshlights, butt stuff and listen to edm. Also lots of marijuana I hear.
Those NSA server locations are giant grow ops making marlboro green cigs for the mass legalization president trump will bring.

>>17761483
they write the script

>>17761827
Sure bud, whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>17761840
Figured. Dick helps you sleep at night it seems.

The lord will help you stop being a degenerate, all you have to do is ask.

What a fucking shame.

>>17761501
Didn't think that virginityposting would make its way to /x/. It's fun sipping manlet tears after they call you a hothead.

>>17761279
theres proabably one thats made to use the spirits for gain but its likely not just under a single countrys jurisdiction there may be individuals or groups such as cults as to be expected in power in many countrys generaly just think of it as if a spirit is usefull to them they will keep them around by whatever means solong as the cost somthing reasonable enough and blah blah blah im sure yo>>17761279
u can theorize the rest.

>>17761279
>In 2002, the U.S. Army formed a secret unit dedicated to combating paranormal threats to national security.
>The unit was named
>First Encounter Assault Recon

>>17761279
>Is there a secret government task force in the united states
http://paranormal.lovetoknow.com/True_Stories_of_the_Paranormal

>>17761690
Yeah ok death note queerino

>>17761279
Yeah OP, wanna join? I'll get you in but you have to ask your mom's permission.

>>17761279
>That specialise in fighting paranormal threats

Yes. It's called being unemployed

>>17761279

No.

High tier SOF take care of it.

DEVGRU, DELTA, SAD and all that stuff.

It's not like on the TV, it's mainly just hunting down escapees and weird creatures

Yeah they are called "The Men Who Stare At Goats". Look it up there's a movie about it. Oh and don't forget your tinfoil.

>>17761281
>I think there must be
Why? There are no paranormal threats for them to fight, it's all make believe.

>>17767105
>Roleplaying
You are the cancer that is killing /x/

>>17761279
Interested bunp

Former intel officer here. Look here https://forum.federalsoup.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=45410#post501204

>>17761279
Its not a secret at all, the powerful have all three Abrahamic religions strongly behind them.

>>17769996
>Roleplayer here
Fixed that for you.

>>17761279
yeah they're called asylum personnel

>>17761279
The Delta Green Machine man. Always there when the shit goes down, never in the after action reports.

It probably exists but they focus more on covering up incidents from the public and taking preemptive measures.

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>>17761279
yes but shhhhhh!

>>17761279
fuck no these niggas are the paranormal threats
I got demons that spy on me that work for the govt.

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You've got it backwards, OP. There is a faction trying to convince people the paranormal is real...

New Orleans has a division within their police dept that is for dealing with paranormal stuff, or more specifically dealing with people who claim to see paranormal stuff, not that they themselves actually hunt ghost or anything like that.

As far as North American cryptids such as Bigfoot and Dogmen go, the DNR is the highest authority on the matter and there's no real secret organization nonsense about it, just a rather loosely understood protocol for dealing with problematic human interaction with dangerous, but endangered species (cryptids). Deal with the situation as discreetly as possible with the most minimal expenditure of resources. There's not enough scientific gain to justify outing the existence of these widely suspected, but unconfirmed animals which can only result in increased undesirable encounters between humans and these animals nor is it economically practical to invest in an expensive and convoluted system of preservation and enforcement as we see with other known species. If possible reas of wilderness with a high frequency of problematic human/cryptid encounters are cordoned off as "controlled areas", designated government training grounds or requisitioned as private government land to keep people out. The Army Rangers have been reportedly called in on several instances, heavily armed, where people had gone missing or were presumed dead to aid in "Search & Rescue" (An activity which the Rangers don't formally engage in). Since they're often witnessed going into the woods and emerging later or the next day with only the acknowledgement that "the problem has been taken care of" most assume they were called in to deal with the rogue creature to prevent further altercations with local residence. More often than not these incidents allegedly involve Dogmen,

>>17773632
>New Orleans has a division within their police dept that is for dealing with paranormal stuff
[citation needed]

>the DNR is the highest authority on the matter [...] protocol for dealing with problematic human interaction with dangerous, but endangered species (cryptids)
[citation needed]

>>17761279
U mean pope?
Ye

Is the new xfiles any good?

>>17761285
yes it would be a very interesting read for sure-
imagine Hubbards file

>>17761279
I know the Soviets (and the modern Russian Federation, same people, different name) have one.

It was pretty inactive for awhile but has heated up in recent times.

>>17773838
>I know the Soviets (and the modern Russian Federation, same people, different name) have one.
[citation needed]

>>17773902
Damn man, do you really expect me to be able to provide you any proof? Secret things are secret explicitly because of the lack of easily available proof for their existence.

Take your razor and shove it up your ass.

>>17773922
>They totally have paranormal defense force!
>Just take my word for it!
Fuck off with your roleplaying bullshit.

>>17774126
They do, but you choose not to believe me.

That's fine, I honestly don't care if a child on the internet doesn't believe. Your inconsequential anyways.

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>>17774170
Liaten to this guy! Hes serious!

>>17767582
Why is the American Army's global response force (which doesn't exist on paper) trained after AIT? Why are they given tours of duty if the branch only exists to "respond"?

>>17774218
Haha, nice fedora may-may pal.

What year is it, 2014? Go back to plebbit kid.

>>17767582
If they can make a weapon out of it so can the russians.

>>17774278
Because that's what they call it. You "respond" to "global" threats.

>>17774170
>hey do, but you choose not to believe me
Why the fuck should I believe you?

Why not explain how you know what you claim to know.

>>17774278
>American Army's global response force (which doesn't exist on paper
[citation needed]

>>17773632
Anymore info

A website?

Some kind of source?

If they are taking calls from people saying this thee must be some data or info of some kind

Please provide it

>>17774762
German Town Ohio

Missing 411

>>17761447
I first started browsing this board when I was in 9th grade, I was doing a project on Schizophrenia. I actually got interested in some of the discussions being had on this board and I stayed. But I was never this bad or obvious about my age. The one thing I was overly hateful towards was anime (anime still makes me cringe tfo).

Anyways you're a faggot, please stay on reddit.