/div/ - Divination General

>>17712033
stfu ***z

Male
27 years old
April 16th
Curly hair

Is this ok? I want a general reading and a Love reading too if it's possible. Thank you.

Male
20 yo
March 19
Ginger

Love reading wouldn't be bad, I've been distant with women and haven't really seem to connected with anyone recently. If no one is down about that I would also like to ask about my success with music, I'm preparing to create my first EP with my group and I'd like an idea on how that'll go

can someone do readings ded thread

Readings pls?

>>17712478
no readings
only ded thread

(if you want, I can try scrying for you.)

>>17712507
can you scry me what my next boyfriend looks like please?

>>17712507
what will happen between me and crush

>>17712507

I don't know what scrying is but I'm interested in finding out

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>>17712507

Will anything happen between me and this Chinese girl named Tse?

>>17712507
if you just need a question then, will i be able to get my computer up and running again?

>>17712507
are you there?

>>17712507
See anything about my health in there?

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Hey guys, I'm a pretty amateur reader but I'd like to get some more practice in with my tarot cards! I'm sorry if it's not very accurate or a little vague, I'm used to doing pretty generalised readings.

>Name/Nickname
>Age
>Sign
>Query

Please also post with your query something positive!

>>17712575
i'm here, but I was only thinking about doing it for the person that I had responded to
kinda hard to do it when there's a fucking flow of people asking to scry this and that instead
here's a new reader
ask them instead

>>17712581
>bell
>20
>libra
>summer love reading

i love you

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>>17712581

Ken
20
Cancer
I just got dumped but I'm hoping that I find someone new soon. Do you see me getting a gf soon or waiting a long time? Can you tell me anything about her, if you can't that's fine too.

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>>17712581
>Annie
>18
>Leo
>How does he feel about me? What will happen?

>>17712581
>Mimi
>17
>Gemini
>I would like to know if my boyfriend is cheating on me? I am madly in love with him, my mom old me she thinks he could be cheating and it got me really scared even though I really trust this kid.
I wish you the best and thank you in advance

>>17712581

Blake/19/C/ I'm looking for a job and I need one badly or I'm fucked. Do I get a new job soon or do I commit sudoku?

>>17712581

Adam
22
Cancer
Will I ever start working in Realty? All I need to do is save up some capital and take the test so I'm trying to stay positive here.

>>17712581
Nick
27
Scorpio
Will I fug a qt3.14 over memorial day weekend?
I've been getting back into anime and have some other ideas to kick around. May go nowhere, but it's a positive step for me

>>17712581
noob
29
pisces
Is she going to keep the baby?
Will I get a new job soon?

>>17712507
I'll take a scry

>>17712581
You tell me.
You tell me.
You tell me.
Please. I'm asking politely.

>>17712592
love u too

It seems that you have a lot of energy and ideas, and that might make you seem like you’re coming off too strong or intense. Take a moment to just slow down and focus the right way to get your feelings across. Try looking at things from a different point of view. In the end you need to find the right way to make a compromise, whether it be with yourself or someone else.

Anyone want to exchange readings?

>>17712595
Right now you’re going through some instability and tension. I think focusing on getting another gf is what might be bringing some of that on. Trying to pursue finding another person so soon is just going to make you feel even more imbalanced. Once you balance yourself out and sort out whatever tension it is you are feeling, I believe that in the end you’ll find what you’re looking for. It won’t be easy, but you’ll definitely get there.

>>17712662

Thanks, guess it's time for me to be lonely for a couple more years again then...

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>>17712626
>>17712662

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>>17712667
don't think of it so negatively! The last card I drew for you was the Nine of Wands upright, if you want to look at it some more. It says that there's an obstacle you need to overcome before you reach your goal. Your other cards lead me to believe that you "obstacle" might just be yourself while you're dealing with all these feelings from the break up. Take some time, reflect, and then pursue finding someone else.

>>17712596
It does seem that there might be a mutual feeling happening, as Ace of Cups is a sign of a new relationship. You have a lot of love to give, but you’re probably having trouble actually expressing it. You need to have a better grasp on your emotions and how you express it, since it looks like you let it get the best of you/cloud your judgement. This is leading to a lot of conflict (I’m guessing with yourself). You just need to learn to control your feelings a little bit better and work towards a more positive change.

>>17712670

>>17712746
>don't think of it so negatively! The last card I drew for you was the Nine of Wands upright, if you want to look at it some more. It says that there's an obstacle you need to overcome before you reach your goal. Your other cards lead me to believe that you "obstacle" might just be yourself while you're dealing with all these feelings from the break up. Take some time, reflect, and then pursue finding someone else.

Sorry, it's just that with my past experience. Usually a break up will happen and it'll be months or ever years before I get any remotely interested in me. I just speak from personal past experience. Thanks for the reading though

>>17712597
Right now you just want to be fair when it comes to finding out the truth. Suspecting him of cheating needs to be brought up. There will be conflict, but you need to remember to handle it logically and fairly, as I see that you may potentially end up hurting someone else and isolating yourself. Others do however need to see your point of view, even if that means putting yourself at risk for whatever might come. In the end, you’re going to see some sides of others (or yourself) that you haven’t seen before. Seeing this other person in a different light is going to make you be your own support. Thank you and good luck with everything.

>>17712763
No problem. I wish you all the best

Just gonna make an air query here because I dislike waiting for a reader to announce themselves and take replies. So, here goes.

Will
20
Gemini
Will I meet person who will become my lover for who I am?

Hi, was wondering if I could get a reading.

Male, virgo, 19, Sept 5th, curly brown hair (not a jewfro), any other info needed just ask

I'm wondering whats holding me back, if it's something internal that I'm having trouble overcoming, or some sort of etheric shenanigans too. How can I overcome?

Thank you

>>17712581
Matt
24
Gemini
Romance reading. I'm currently dating a girl and would like to know if we will end up in a long term relationship. Thanks.

Also, you look cute today :3

>>17712599
The bigger picture here isn’t just finding another job, you want to find something that you really want to be doing for a long time. Are you feeling disappointed with yourself maybe? You’re going to find something that you feel actually suits you. It’s going to be a hard process at first, but in the end you’ll get that satisfaction that you were looking for. Right now though, there is something that’s just getting in the way of that. Like I said it’s going to be hard. The last card I drew for you clearly says you’re going to be having a hard time with financial stability, but you will be able to get yourself back on track though. Sorry if this wasn’t very clear, I had a little bit of a hard time with this one.

>>17712608
>>17712613
>>17712615
>>17712871
I'll get to you guys tomorrow! It's pretty late here and I'm very tired. I hope everyone has a good night.

>>17712882
okay just don't forget about us. Ill still be watching this thread

Alex
22
Virgo
General reading

>17711256
Thank you so much :)

>>17712972
Supposed to be for
>>17711256

>>17712581
Phoebe
16
Pisces
Does he really love me?

thank you so much

this is open for whoever can/wants to do it:

my boyfriend and i have been together for about six months now. we are very happy, and things look bright. i'm 19/aquarius, he's almost 24/gemini.

can anyone do a reading (however you want) giving me some insight on how long this sunshine will last? i hope forever (as much as one can have sunshine in one's life forever, of course it won't always be there but it will return), but you know.

thank you! to all the readers, you're very kind :) have a wonderful day

>>17713313
its gonna start sucking pretty soon

>>17712978
MODS MODS MODS

>>17712581
Please, I'm happy to wait

>Name/Nickname
Stupid
>Age
26
>Sign
Sagittarius
>Query
Open, but relationship related if that helps

>>17713338
Oh boy have you been around lately?

female
age 27
aries (april 10)
I would like a love reading please, would he come back?

Female
30 yrs old
January 2 1986
Brown wavy/curly

General ready please
At a cross roads with work, health and love.

Any ready is welcomed and thanked
Sending all on this thread good vibes.

psychic readers where?

Cheerio, gents!
Doing 2-pence tarot read with my Rider Waite deck!
I need details from you though!
Are you a shape shagger? or wag wanker?
UND QUERY PLZ!

>>17714124
Female
What's my next bf like?

>>17714124
Wag wanker
How is he feeling about me now? He dun ducked up.

>>17714124
Male
I'd like to know if I should get into professional gaming (JUST)

>>17714124

Male (Wag wanker?)
Am i going the right direction with this project? (its occult related)

>>17714124
female
Summer love

>>17714136
Croiky govna! LETS FIND OUT

i'VE DROWN FOR U! THEEEEEEE!

A DIZZY GRAVITY DEFYING UPSIDE DOWN II, THE 2 OF SHARPS, AND A PAGE OF BEVERAGE RECEPTACLES WITH HIS FEET GLUED TO THE CEILING!

CROIKY!
IT SEEMS HE WILL BE OF A CONFLICTING NATURE EITHER WITH HIMSELF OR WITH YOU. SOMETHING SOMETHING NOT VERY HAPPY ON THE INSIDE OR AT PEACE WITH HIMSELF. FOR THE MOST PART HE'S GOOD AT HIDING HIS EMO BUT AFTER DARK HE FEELS. THE FEELS ARENT GOOD AT NIGHT. THEY FEEL BAD.

I DREW A COUPLE OF ADDITIONAL CARDS.
10 OF BING BONG WIFFLE BATS AND VI THE LOVERS.
V. LOOKS LIKE A VAGINA. I. LOOKS LIKE A PENIS.

JOLLY GOOD SHOW OL BEAN!
THINGS LOOK GOOD FOR YOU!

>>17714153
What game?

>>17714124
Male
26 virgo
General reading please

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>>17714153
>Professional gaming

Kek.
Are you good at any e-sport? or you want to be an e-celeb>

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO RIP A CHICKENS HEAD OFF WITH MY BARE HANDS!

>>17714175
being good at esport isn't good enough to be on a team my ex was and he never got recruited despite playing with them all the time and fheres the issue of being regulafed

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Hello /div/

Ill try doing some readings this afternoon. Anyone interested i will need
>Gender
>Sign
>Query
>A word that describes how you feel

It might take a while between readings so be patient. Ill try to do at leas three, but might do more if time helps.

Hope i can help.

>>17714204
Male
Virgo
What's holding me back? is it something internal, or are there etheric forces in play too? How can I overcome?
muddled

>>17714204
Female
19
Virgo
Sad
Is he going to find me and come to me? How is he feeling?

>>17714204
Male
Virgo
General reading
Depressed

>>17714204
Male
Gemini
Should I get into professional gaming?
Nonengaged

Yes, I'm this guy (JUST):
>>17714153

>>17714204
female
Libra
Am I going to get a relationship this summer
Confuse

>>17714213
what game is it u pussy
honestly unless your faker tier then no. Look what happens to mediocre pro

>>17714204
Male
Leo
How could I make it more likely for me to find a meaningful romantic relationship?
>When would I be finding a meaningful romantic relationship?
Feeling: Hopeful

The green query is a bonus question I don't know if it's possible to draw a rough time frame of when it would/could happen.

>>17714213
if someone is offering you money to do it, yes. if noone is offering you money to do it, no
>divination

>>17714209
>>17714210
>>17714212
lmao all these virgos waddup

>>17714231
being sign of the forever virgin hbu

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>>17712581

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.

Nathanael
20
Libra
What's after death?

>>17714204
>>Gender
Female
>>Sign
Aries
>>Query
I would like a love reading and want to know if the person i love will come back?
>>A word that describes how you feel
Regretful

>>17714204
>ill be doing some readings
>doesnt do even one
y-you too

Yalda I really don't understand why you would ban me over dissent now.

How many times have you called /div/ a shit hole?

Unban me plz, hypocrite.
Or do I need to wait until the bleeding stops?

Ah well fine.
You're a dumb slut anyway, yalda.
Too bad that you don't kill yourself like you keep promising you skanky pedobait pity case.

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>>17714334
>>17714209
>>17714210
>>17714212
>>17714213
>>17714214
>>17714221
>>17714272
>>17714334

Sorry guys, had to do something first, but i am back and will start with the readings in a few minutes.

Sorry for the delay

>>17714368
>>17714221
Sweet.

>>17714353
why did u get benned

>>17714417
Was trying to practice scrying, no one would offer a query. I said "this place sucks."
Got banned by a edgy 17 year old girl who has the personality of a sonic the hedgehog fanfiction character even though she got shit faced wasted in the irc and told everyone she hates them and wants to kill herself lol.

The real problem she has with me is that I'm not a pedophile and am uninterested in fucking her.
She was just looking for an excuse to ban me.
Quite alright though. No one in that group actually practices occultism except for one guy named Vai/Siegrain but he uses it to attack people in the group it seems. It's kind of funny.

Nothing lost by being barred from a group of arm chair occultists and talkers.

>>17711142
>>17714368
If you have the time :L you didn't do mine yesterday

Thank you.

>>17714417
"what are this girl's fetishes xD scry them for me xD"

about 100 times

>>17714368
>Male
>Virgo
>does my crush like me back, and if so what do I do next?
>confused
Please do mine if you have the time, thanks!

>>17714450
If you wanna practice on me you can
Will I get a bf in the next month?

>>17711641
Sure!

>>17712994
You're very welcome! :)

>>17714464
I asked twice lol.
I did xD internally though cause it was funny.
Look you asked someone else to ask me to unignore you just so you could do this.

You're pretty fucked in the head lol.

But it's ok you're such a pity case because you talk about suicide constantly that you can get away with being as big of a cunt as you want.

That's fine.
I hope you stay as happy as you are now for the rest of your miserable life.
At least you're too scared to kill yourself and you'll just live to be a sad little sad sack of shit. :D :D :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

>>17714353
Whoa PP! That kind of talk is definitely uncalled for. That is the ugliest and most cruel thing you can just say to someone. No bueno, PP, no bueno.

>>17714464
Oh also as I had stated that was for confirmation on my scrying.
I think I'll just scry you for practice. anyway I need to go now.

>>17714500
What is your question?

>>17705747
Bumping myself out of the abyss

>>17714509
Just a general future reading would be rad, please and thanks.

Your question?

Hey Chrio, can you do a reading for me?

Its a love reading, thanks. I really appreciate it.


Fallen

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>>17714417
>not just reading for it

>>17714209


>Nine of Cups Reversed
>The Strength
>Five of Cups

I got interrupted two times in the middle of this reading and i hate that. However i already had my interpretation so hopefully the reading is not tainted.

>What's holding me back? is it something internal, or are there etheric forces in play too?

Hard to tell, the strength gives me an idea that there are indeed external forces in play, this mixed with the Nine of Cups could indicate abig yes to the later.

My reasoning for this comes from the fact that Strenght has become a recurrent card in previous similar readings that i have perfomed and Nine of Cups could refer ho a bad host.

Keep in mind i dont have too much knowledge of the occult, but that is my reasoning.

Moving on, you also got the Five of Cups, this is linked to your belif or assumptions. Perhaps it means that you have indeed make progress but not the way you wanted. And you focus more on the later than the first... since its an occult rleated question, it could mean something else... however i am not entirely sure.

One more card for advice.

>Eight of Cups


This is not the right way, you should abandon this quest for something better, This will lead to spiritual grow. Sorry, but that is what i get from the card.

Needless to say, i am not overly confident of this reading, so take it with a grain of salt.


Hope it helped.

Afternoon off!

Doing a few readings. Aura shit upon request.

Be specific in your questions, and no love shit.

>name
>question
>anything else you want to tell me.

I'll probably only do 10 or so readings.

>>17714529
Axel
Requsting Aura shit

>>17714529
Ethan, aura shit please

>>17714529
>Caleb
>aura shit please

>>17714529
Orion!! Can I ask for some aura lovin' please? Much appreciated even if you can't get to it :D

>>17712581
Jess
20
Taurus
Is my life worth living? I've been reading about energy and such and honestly I just want to shed my physical body and float through space. I'm not exactly on suicide risk but I think about it every day ... I guess I'm just wondering what's in store for my future and if everything is worth it. Thanks in advance

>>17714368
>>17714272
I cant wait <3 yay

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>>17714529
Angel
Aura shit ty
What does my future look like? I'm not exactly sure where to go from here.

>>17714529
Wolf
Aura Reading

>>17714529
Val, 22
Anything the cards or whatever your tools are think i should know regarding my studies/career?
Also curious with that "aura shit" so that too, if it's not too much. Thanks!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qY4djohseU

>>17714529
Y. M
Aura reading, please
male

>>17714529

Andres
Aura please :D
Nothing really, just curious about my aura.

>>17714529
Jose
Do I have any past lives?
If that's not an appropriate question.
How does my aura look? Is it still all fucked up?

I fucked up my aura pretty bad a year ago due to drugs, been clean and healing pretty good I think I feel as though it's maybe 80% back.

>>17714532
Axel

Lots of red. With blue around the edge. So imagine yourself with a red glow. that gets darker as it gets further away from you and then ends in very dark blue.


Red, for me, means you're very "Type A." In personality. Very aggressive. In your case this doesn't mean anger, or being mean. You are very VERY outgoing. If there is a leadership position open, you fill it. You like getting stuff done on your own, and you enjoy control of the situation.

The dark blue covering shows "intellect" or "wisdom". You may be bullheaded, but you listen to others. You may tell them to fuck off, but another person's opinion is very important to you. Even if you plan to disregard it, you like to hear it. (Their tears sustain you, so to speak.)

All in all...you're a go-getter.

>>17714535
Lots and lots of purple and blue mixed. With flakes of green.

Purple- Pain, suffering, scar tissue basically.
Blue- intellect, being shy, withdrawn.
Green- Spirituality

Ok. The blue mixed with the purple is odd. I feel like you are a person who avoids things, and plans ahead to avoid things. This is vague, I know. Let me explain.

The troubles in your life have made you adept in avoiding trouble. You know how to speak to diffuse a situation, and you know how to back out of a room quietly to get away from unwanted attention. You are very....withdrawn, around people. The more people in the room, the more you retreat inwards.

>Flakes of green.

Flakes of colors floating around mean "inconsistency." You are very spiritually confused. You think you know what you want from "God" but you doubt it's existence. You WANT TO BELIEVE, and on a level you do. But you want to avoid being trapped by dogma.

>>17714529
Jack
I just wanna know more about my aura! and if there's anything wrong.

Thank you!

>>17714515
In the past you were full of love and very giving emotionally to those that you cared about to an extent. You weren't overbearing about your love though and knew when to act calm and composed like any good person does.

You now maintain this legacy on div. (The Empress) you're in a position where you give out lots of warmth and care to people which makes sense because you're a reader on here and give out lots of good vibes. You influence a lot of people as well as help them grow, positively.

In your future you're going to find yourself in a position of power that is going to change your life. Being bold in a financial/career decision may be the cause. In this position of leadership you have to remember to think through your decision because it can lead to stagnancy or flourishing. Remember to consult spiritual means when the time comes.

I would like a scry please.
Yesterday was possibly the last time I saw a guy I confessed to and we didn't talk to eachother because I was foolishly playing hard to get. I would like to know how he is feeling about never seeing me again and if he will try to find me?

>>17714529

marina
i'd like some of that aura shit, please!

>>17714529
Laura
Is he going to apologize?

>>17714541
>Caleb

Felt like I looked at the fucking sun bro.

Lots of bright colors, but with a dark center.

You are very creative and try to be compassionate with others. This is the "Yellow"

You enjoy being "needed" by others as well. You're a healer at heart. A caretaker of life.

The rest I saw was orange. Orange means "ferocity" or "energy." You do what you do, and you do it with fervor.

>dark center.

Nothing too bad. But I do feel like you care for others because you fear caring for yourself. You feel...lesser at heart. And want to make up for it by being a hero.

>>17714529
>Jade
>requesting aura shit

>>17714529
eve
Aura please thank you

>>17714544
>Discord

Well.

I see green, with dark purple and black snaking through it. You tie your pain to the divine. I'm not sure what this means exactly. Perhaps you...like your name implies...thrive on Chaos. Or maybe your worship Cthulu. I'm sorry, but I've never seen this before. What it points to is, you use strife to fuel your divinity.


The other prevalent color is dark blue. This means, well, deep intellect. Like an ocean of "I'm fucking smart." You enjoy learning, reading, and being able to see yourself improve. But it does make you into a hermit.

Sorry if this is vague man. Your aura was weird. And you are guarded. I.e. I can't really "feel" anything because you shield yourself.

>>17714569
Second one here. I am actually very confident around others and really don't mind attention. In fact, I'm accustomed to leadership and teaching roles. I would say I know /exactly/ what I want spiritually, but am merely unsure of how to get it. The whole scar tissue thing is dead on, though.

>>17714585
Pretty accurate I'd say, the dark center especially speaks to me

>>17714559
Yellow- Creation
Green- Divinity
Brown- Odd color. Probaby points to you being very "Down to Earth"

I'll explain.

I see a layer of yellow with layers of green running through it. Like a spiral. Them being so heavily intertwined points to you being a very creative person in terms of spirituality. When you feel close to divinity, you are at your best in terms of thought, and creating new ideas. You meditate a lot, huh?

The brown points to you being very close to the physical as well. You can separate religion from state, if you catch my drift. Your gods don't keep you from living life (not that you have to have gods, you catch my drift right?)

You live the best of both worlds, in terms of thought and sight.

>>17712581
>Beho
>24
>Capricorn
>What does the future have in store for me?

>>17714529
Elly
Aura, if possible! Thank you!

>>17714567
We all have past lives Brodangle. I can't see yours. That ain't my thing, well it ain't the thing i'm good at.

>Aura.
>80%

Your aura doesn't like...go away. Ever. It doesn't change because of drugs. At least, not in my way of doing things.

I won't tell you the colors. Or what I see. I'm going to tell you what you need to hear.

Be strong. You let others pressure you into becoming something you are not. Never again can that happen, or you will not recover. Be yourself. But kill of off that naive kid who lets other control his destiny that you used to be.

>>17714605
Well, I can't be right all the time I suppose. Thanks for the feedback.

>>17714613
You're quite a bit like me I think. Once you get over that darkness, holy shit, you'll be unstoppable.

I'm off guys. I did as many as I feel up to. I said ten and did like...5. I'm sorry. But I'll be back.

Just keep your questions in mind for me. Or ask someone else.

>>17714639
will you finish the earlier ones

>>17714600
Haha, just realized we both have dubs going on lol. Yea, I just found out about this particular shield going on and it is pretty solid... errr getting there but not sure why or what it is really. Thank you for this, really appreciate it :D

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>>17714639
You completely skipped mine and I was the 5th person to ask.

Thanks for offering free readings though.

>>17714627
Yeah.. I know I can't let that happen again. I've been trying to take control and hold of my destiny and I think I'm doing a good job at it, but like you said that naive kid is still somewhat there and is easily persuaded. I need to finish killing that off.

Why won't you tell me the colors and what you see? I'm sure the knowledge of it wouldn't affect me that much but help me understand myself better to improve myself.

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Guys i am getting to many unexpected interrumptions irl.

I am not sure if i can continue, so i better leave and do the readings tonight.

I will ask who is still here by then, sorry for wasting your time

>>17714655
>>17714272
pls do mine when you get back plss :( ill wait

>>17714647
No.

I can't. I don't want to sacrifice accuracy for the sake of just handing out half assed readings for you guys. I'd rather feel good about it.

>>17714650
No problem.

>>17714652
Sorry, I don't go in order when I'm limited.


>>17714653
You know what you need to do. And the naive kid will sort of fuck up anything I tell you other than what I've said.

>>17714665
Idk mang. Idk.

>>17714569
Thanks

>>17714615
Thanks my friend, it does sound like me and fun fact, Yellow and Green are my favorite colors since child followed by purple and brown. so that might mean something.

I meditate when i can, i sadly can say a lot but i apply a bit of spirituality to my everyday, not in a fanatic way mind i say.

Anyway, thanks again and keep the good work.

>>17714633
Any tips on how to go about getting over the darkness

>>17714688
ingest a flashlight

>>17714653
Here.
>>17714673
Well shit.. I'll work on that, it's hard to cut off a piece of yourself like that man... it's like losing an arm almost, I know it has to be done though. Thank you for the heads up.

>>17714673
Should we ask our question again if you come back?

I would like to ask for a reading

Is she "toxic" for me? Like is she here just to make me suffer?

>>17714576
Also if my reading isn't positive I want the cold hard truth since I need to move past it if its the case. Thanks.

Can you please read my Aura?

anyone doing readings? I would like one pls :(

>>17714956
I need a reading too senpai.
Where are the readers at?

>>17714965
it's friday night, try to summon bv

>>17715017
I wonder if he'll still accept my virgin voice

>>17715017
how does one summon him/her?

>>17715052
Run around the thread screaming BEB VEE look at my underage tits

>>17715087
haha thats a disturbing thought o_O

i guess there are no readers tonight :(

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It's >>17712581 here, just wanted to let you guys know I'm still here! I still have some stuff to get done tonight before I carry on with readings. Sorry about that.

>>17715281
Happy you are here. When you get through what you need too could you read me?

>>17712581
Thom
18
Libra/Virgo Cusp
General

>>17714576
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YqFF33CFwc

>No, I am not doing readings right now

>>17715017
I haven't done Friday night love readings in longer than I can remember.

>>17715046
Sure, email me, and I'll get to your reading when I can.

>>17715052
Just an expression, though there was a joke some time ago about ritual items for summoning different readers.

>>17715087
Wrong ritual tools, your ritual is a failure. I would stay away from goetia if I were you.

>17712581
>Name/Nickname
MG
>Age
27
>Sign
aries
>Query
I want a love reading and I want to know if the person I love will talk to me again?

>>17715379
Bv why don't you do readings anymore?

>>17715281
>>17715384
can you please do mine? :'(

>>17715419
1) I work a lot now and don't have the energy to read when I'm home.
2) I have a massive personal queue, and I would like to give that more priority than public readings.
3) My research has shifted, and I have trained divination enough to move on to other aspects of it.
4) I prioritize teaching over reading.

>>17715436
Dropped trip, should be obvious it's me

>>17715444
nice trips :D
my captcha was airplanes lol

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Moira
16 keks
Gemini but if u believe NASA im a Taurus
idk a general reading and love reading or aura read if anybody is still doing that
thank

>>17715366
Don't worry about it man. So sorry about your mom, sending prayers and good vibes. Thank you so much.

Could you ask your pendulum one quick question, If it's not too much. Could you ask your pendulum if he'll contact me if I make the post I'm thinking of making?

i am still hoping for a reading :(

>>17715281
Sam
27
Aquarius
How does the next two years look for me in terms of spiritual growth, my current job, and volunteer work?

Thanks.

I feel like there will be no readings tonight >.>

>>17715820
I feel like you might be right.

readers where

>>17715576
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gdC0yoFG63

Name, Dom
Age, 19
Sign, Aquarius
Description of me, pudgy dude with bleached blonde hair.
Position, northern ohio (usa)

I understand this is an air query but why not. Could be insightful for both of us

Query 1. What will happen on 9/19/20?
Query 2. Where the 5 sets of keys important?
Query 3. Do I have a chance to take the throne?

(Please use different pulls for each query and if asked I will elaborate AFTER the reading.)

>>17716128
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05ZAO6MZSvE

>>17716456
Harrison
Taurus

Hey man, can you help me out with these two questions?

1. When the illness run its course?
2. What is the likelihood that my love is unrequited?

Thanks for your time.

>>17714702
Bump i really need some insight

>>17716456
(im writing this out as i listen)
yes my name is dominic.
return to dominion? interesting...
open and responsive i understand.

i personally believe the 5 sets of keys stand for something else, symbolic really, and it should not be taken literally.

and as it stands, i don't feel comfortable talking much about the throne.

where i received these "messages"?:

i obtained the date 9/19/20 during a long meditation (6 hrs) in which i attempted to gather information from spirits.

The keys has a long story behind it (if you want to read the full thing let me know ill gladly copy paste it here) but in essence during a lucid dream of mine, i kept finding keys. 5 sets to be exact this dream was somewhat incredible and scary at the same time.

Again, the throne... uhm, all im gonna say is there are some spirits that really don't like me... For the time being that's all i feel comfortable revealing, even though this is /x/ i like to say i have some sanity.

I appreciate your insight, if you have any more questions about my queries i will answer them. But don't ask for details on the throne please.

>>17714522
meaning?

ded bread

>>17718407
ded chat too

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Hey everyone I'd like to apologise for the delay! I'll get as many done as I can right now, but I'm going to have to cap it at everyone that's already replied.

>>17712608
Are you procrastinating at all trying to get into this field? You can’t get there taking the easy way. Right now you need to work with all of your resources and not try and get through it the easy way. There might be a little bit of a struggle when you get yourself started, so be sure to have strong confidence going into this. However without the right planning all of it might just fall through. There’s a common theme here of deception, betrayal, corruption, and greed. I’m not sure if this is coming from you or someone else, so be mindful out that. Don’t go into this blindly. Take the right steps that will help you move forward without cutting corners and doing the proper research.

>>17712613
Right now I think you need to take some time to figure yourself out. Now would be a good time to try getting into some more hobbies, taking care of yourself, etc. You’re probably being a little too optimistic about something. You need to be truthful with yourself, so take a little bit of time to reflect. You’re imagination is probably running a little too much right now, and when you come back down from it you may find yourself a little disappointed. Don’t rely on others so much for happiness, but rather yourself.

Kind of vague, sorry. I'm not going to necessarily say no, but I believe that you might just find yourself feeling disappointed/down even if you do.

anyone doing readings?

>>17718596
If you really want one I can dig up my deck. Post name, age, sex, and your favorite funny picture/meme, alongside query.

>>17712615
>Is she going to keep the baby?
I don't quite feel comfortable reading this one, so I'm only going to focus on your second question.

Despite me not wanting to do the question regarding the baby, the first card I pulled for you says there might be a birth/pregnancy happening. Alternatively, you might just be dwelling on the past too much and just need to escape from that. You need to embrace whatever has happened, and let your genuine self come through. Do you feel that you’re resisting a change that’s going on? It’s definitely going to be challenging getting to where you want to be. Whatever baggage you might have is probably stopping you from finding a new job if you’re currently looking. You need to remain confident and strong through what you’re going through. This will help you come to terms with any struggle that you're facing. As long as you stay focused on what needs to be done, you’ll come out a winner. Be in control of yourself!

>>17712871
>Also, you look cute today :3
haha thanks. i was digging myself today

You’re definitely headed in the right direction now, as you’re thinking about what you want in the long term. However you also need to remember to be realistic. You might be dreaming to much about the future, rather than acting on it. So it’s good that you’re actually thinking about it, but you have to be proactive and not lazy about achieving your goals. Remember why you actually have these long term goals, and use that as your motivation. Do you feel that a past relationship is holding you down and keeping you from making your current one what you actually want it to be? Let that go and focus your energy on your current one. If it's not a past relationship, then something else might just be heavy on your mind. Once your mind is cleared and back in a better place, everything will move along as you want it to.

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>>17718609
Please. I could really use some advice from the cards. It seems that no matter where I go or who I talk to, people just don't want to know or just push me around all the time. My friends don't care about me at all anymore, what is going on, is it me?
Eleanor
20
Female
I don't know if it helps but lately I'm feeling so numb, I just don't care about anything. But I am also hurt by how uncaring everyone seems

>>17714456
>>17718716
Could you do mine?

Thank you

>>17712978
Do you feel that you’re looking back at your relationship and just reminiscing all of the happy moments? It is not necessarily that things are bad now, but just one of you is just remembering those times. Don’t let any of your negative thoughts cloud what’s really happening around you. You two need to work together to keep things moving. Since your question regards someone else, this leads me to believe that he may be over committed to something else that makes you questions his love. There needs to be a balance, and commitments need to be prioritised.

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Jaded tarot card reader here. I'm gonna be doing readings for the next three hours.

You want possible blunt and/or grumpy answer to your questions give me:

>your name
>age
>any picture (it could be a rock. I don't care. I just need something to concentrate on)

Also, I'm not doing love readings.

Female
30 yrs old
Capricorn
Brown hair and eyes

Will my job at the hospital get better leadership and when? Should I look 3lse where or focused on job number 2? Any other insight to other areas in my life are welcomed.

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>>17718816

Nick
25

Should I go North first, or right into the dark?

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>>17718816
>gabby
>19

>>17718831
no question, just a general reading is fine. but if you need a question, what should i do? -gabby

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>>17718816
Maddy
18ish
Is this guy that's new to my life a decent person? I have some trust issues.

>>17718724
I had to consult my better half, sorry for the delay. As far as your future goes, it looks like you're going to keep dealing with this problem in the future, but it will end; you'll be tired, and you'll have faught with this feeling in being uncared for, but in the end you will come out of it seeking what you want.

How is your life currently, beyond socially? Are you financially stable, with this problem making your life making your life feel stable, but grey?

Have you had any clash of ideals in the past that have you got here? Or, possibly, butted heads with someone elses ideals, or an ideal in general?

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This will be my last reading for today. It has been fun, and I'll definitely come back sometime and do more. I apologise to all the people I didn't get to.

>>17713373
fellow sag!

You’re in a period in your life where you’ll be making a lot of decisions. Something needs your attention right now. You need to be honest with yourself to see what’s going on. Many different opportunities are coming your way that you might already be aware of, and I’m guessing that’s when you’ll be doing all this decision making. Let whatever is happening just happen; go in without any fears or anxieties. Start looking at things in the long term and be confident. If you keep going without the fear of anything holding you back, you’re definitely going to see success!

I'm glad I'm ending it on this reading, because this was a very positive spread and it made me very happy for you.

>>17718724

Not the reader, but if I may, you seem depressed and you are probably bumming other people out.

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>>17718816
Lina
20
Should I try contacting him the way I'm thinking? Will he respond positively and something will happen?

>>17718724
I have to go. I suggest lots of introspection of exactly how uncaring people may seem to you.

It seems that a conflict of ideals is playing some role in this, one thats been around for some time now. As it stands, the cards suggest your life is okay right now - not great, but comfortable. Maybe that conflict of ideals is keeping you from enjoying that? It seems like you're going to be struggling with this for some time though - though it's the final hurdle.

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>>17718816
eve
19
is there any romance this summer?

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>>17718816
>S
>20
>Will my financial situation get better anytime soon?

Thanks in advance

David
26 Male

I've never had a girlfriend. I've watch others around me jump in and out of relationships seemingly easily, and I can only say that I am astonished and saddened by how I could never have one myself.

I'm not a saint, don't mistake me.. I have attracted "girls", one or two, except that they were jaringly overweight and unwanted - and I was their last choice. I don't know what is more pathetic: 1) me being the last choice of someone, or 2) me forcing myself to like someone because desperately, they are all that I have.

I'm sick inside. Always thinking about suicide. I have huge depressive streaks every weekend, every night I go to the bar and find that I am the loser.

I know that if things keep going this way that its going to end in one of two ways. I am going to hurt someone, or I am going to kill myself.

I need you to understand something.

Nobody loves me. No girl gives me her love, and my jealousy feels not targeted at anyone but rather a hatred for anyone who has anything.

Because I have next to nothing. I'm not pursued, I'm not wanted, and I need something to change or I can't keep on living.

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>>17718816
Lulu
18
My queery is if anything romantic will happen with me and my crush :)

>>17718829
Since that question is so vague, it's hard to figure out what the north is exactly and what the dark is.

But I tried anyway and this is what I got:
You're really repressing your emotions and you're secluding yourself a lot to the point where it is harming you. The cards suggest reaching out to others and using the combined strength and knowledge to help you along. Not sure if that means the north or the dark but I would say go to the area that you can be around people and fully communicate and express yourself and understand others.

>>17718831
you get babby's first spread "celtic cross" since that's the general reading spread I like and use a lot.

You see very tired. In my head, I think of a worn out business man. You're stable and you seem to have good resources but you're starting to strain underneath the burdens you have.

However, there will be some... interesting? things happening in your life soon but I wouldn't call it good. Basically you're going to have a relationship with someone that is immature and/or needy. It's not going to turn out good. The cards suggest possibly sitting down with the person and trying to connect to them and with time it should be better.

>>17718906

North it is. Thanks.

>>17718906
this is interesting and pretty spot on in the worn out business man department.

i know you said that i WILL have a relationship with someone who is needy-- could this also be talking about someone who i already have in my life? my friendship with someone is crumbling for this reason right now.

thanks very much!

>>17718911
No prob

>>17718922
The cards are probably talking about that person in particular.

The card I was talking about was in the "new circumstance" section which I often like to say that it is the future since it's often on the horizon. I guess I should be more careful with my wording next time. Thanks for the critique.

>>17718870
The cards say do it. They're basically saying shut up and put the pedal to the metal.

>>17718885
Seems so. However, I would like to suggest if you do not like the situation you are in, you can change it. The cards suggest strength and success gain through experience. Blood, sweat, and tears and all that mess.

>>17718842
Thank you so much for reading me. My life isn't really good socially, I can't talk to anyone without looking like an awkward weirdo. I mean it's not a nice feeling, it's been like this for almost 5 years now and I just look pathetic to everyone else.

But yes that is correct, I have quite a good job (even if they are horrible sometimes). However you are very correct in that last statement, I am always butting heads with a certain someone in my life (my only friend, my boyfriend).

>>17718873
I just hope no matter what this situation becomes, I will be stronger and maybe not feel so lonely all the time. I really did need to hear what you told me though, maybe some of us were just destined to be alone in life. Thank you again reader I will try and focus on it as much as I can

>>17718956
thank you very much

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>>17718816
Jas
22
What should I focus on?

>>17719001
Try to understand how to express your emotions in a better and healthier way. Also make sure that you aren't hurting others through your actions or your words.

>>17718981
no prob

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>>17718816

Angel
22

What does my future look like? I'm not sure where to go from here.

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>>17718816
Anthony
18
I'm going to be participating in a tournament soon with my team, and its going on all summer. Any insight on whats going to happen?

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>>17718816
Mick
35
What will happen to me in next few months
Leo

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>>17718858
Thanks so much, anon, I found that to be very relavent. Here is one of my favorite gifs for your time.

>>17719055
It looks interesting if you like drama.

Basically there's going to be a lot of mixed messages. A lot of things said wrong. Maybe a few things communicated incorrectly. I suggest speaking the truth clearly, not gossiping, and standing your ground when it comes to your morals and beliefs.

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>>17718816
Liz
18
How does he feel about me?

>>17712033
Kyran/male/44
Will I become addicted to 4chan.
Or am I to old.

>>17719091
It seems like you won't get enough proper training or your energy will be divided and you won't be to work on the tournament.

Not the cards saying this but a good schedule planner does wonders.

>>17719094
>Three of Pentacles
This could mean employment or simply getting shit done and that shit is gud.

The cards also suggest taking care of your mental health and stress levels. You can't do anything great if you're too tired or stressed.

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>>17718816
BJ
22
Hows the next year look for me?

Male
17
Virgo

>>17718816

Christopher
21
Should I try to get it back or just let go?

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>>17719178
forgot picture

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>>17718816

lana
26
how do the next few months look for me?

>>17719166
It seems as though you'll find someone that can help you though your tough times.

>>17719178
Okay here's what I got for your advice which is really weird
>reversed Ace of Cups
This usually symbolizes the lack of ability to clearly reach and express your emotions and intuition in a healthy manner. You can't just block that shit out because it's unhealthy.

However, this can also mean that you are emotionally drained and need to take a break.

So I'm going to suggest taking a deep breath, looking inside of yourself and see what you are feeling after that short break.

>>17719200
I'm gonna head out early so you're the last querent I'm doing.

>>17719200
The next few months will be like a piss in the ocean, expect many things that have no importance what so ever, if you find a clover then you need to ignore it

>>17719259

lol wut? did you drop your trip or something?

>>17719263
Nope, that's not me.
But here's going to happen. You're going to get some success and possibly some money. But DO NOT GO CRAZY. And do not let selfish people try to weasel their way in as well.

Be calm, collected, and most importantly be smart. Don't give 10 million to your drug addicted uncle or your shitty friend.

>>17719281

yay, thank you dimmer! i look forward to success and money. and jokes on my relatives, i'm greedy and a tightwad :^)

Logan
17
How do my next few months look?

is anyone still doing readings?

James
30
What's the thin mexican girl with the blonde streaks feel toward me?

>>17719471
She thinks that you're creepy

caitlyn
16
when will I get a boyfriend and/or will I get into college next year

anyone doing readings?

>>17719478

You're not a reader

Do you people actually believe this shit?

Fucking hippies.

>>17719591

Dunno, I've had some posters give me specific names and shit

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>>17718824

Maybe I was passed up but I really could use a reading so I will repost. Sorry if that is considered rude.

Female
30 yrs old
Capricorn
Brown hair and eyes

Will my job at the hospital get better leadership and when? Should I look else where or focused on job number 2? I have never been read so the insight and guidance would be helpful.

Female
27 years old
Aries
I would like a love reading and want to know if the person i love will come back?

>>17719478

...might be legit. Lol

Okay then what's the redhead with contacts think about me

WHERE IS MR CHIRONYMOUS

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Anybody doing readings right now? My scenario is something that has been eating at me for 4 years, and I'd greatly appreciate any guidance.

>Tyler
>22
>Gemini
>4 years ago I ruined a relationship with a girl that I had been in love with for quite a while. We have not spoken at all since then, but I just recently added her on facebook and i've been meaning to send her a message apologizing for me being such a fucking retard. How will it work out?

>>17719200
Kiss me hard before you go
Summertime Sandler

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>>17718816
>le jaded reader meme
>mfw
Over it

New Thread

>>17720722
>>17720722
>>17720722

>>17718579
You know, that's all nice advice, but generic life advice wasn't what I was looking for. I'll cross that particular existential bridge when I get to it. I already know not to count on other people to much, happiness or otherwise, if only from those I currently know. Figuring myself out is pretty much all I do when I'm not focusing on something else to distract me. Other hobbies too. Hoping for the best isn't exactly my strong suit right now either

I don't know who you thought you were reading for, but it isn't me

>>17719576
Top Kek

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>>17719659
Bump
Any type of reading helps.

>>17722426

Does anyone have a recommendation for a reader in Washington state. I have looked at some online but never been. I really want a professional reading.

30 yr old Female Capricorn married to a Scorpio queries on work and health also finances.