Scare me

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>>17642882

You're life will never change.

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hoo hoo hoo hoo

>>17642882
mortgage

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Meme me

>>17642944
That was so fucking cute you have no idea XDDD

>>17642882
You're the father

>>17642882

You could die at any moment due to ASDS, Adult Sudden Death Syndrome.

Your heart will stop. You will die where you sit.

>>17645860


... it could happen... NOW!

Or in 5 seconds.

5..
4..

>>17642933
neither will your skills in English

>>17642944
Holy shit

>>17642882
Delayed tax returns

>>17645904
SHIT NIGGA I Want to sleep this week, please delete this

>>17645904
That's too fucking far

i will die one day

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>>17645122

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>>17642882
>>17642933
>>17642944
>>17645122
>>17650398
Spooks pls go

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YOU HAVE A SKELLINGTON INSIDE YOU!

>>17645904
reported shitfuck this is a SFW board

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>>17645904

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Machines are learning how to think.

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>>17645904
Jesus fuck anon what is wrong with you, you sick fuck.

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Spooks ain't shit

FUCK GHOSTS :D :D
AND POLTERGEISTS :D

>>17651727
here's your 'you' attention whore

I play with the ouija board a lot and some nights I just have this feeling like there are other things in my room with me. One particular night, my brother got sleep paralysis and I felt someone standing at the foot of my bed. So it get pretty weird sometimes.

When I'm trying to go to sleep and I feel like someone is watching me, the only way to make it go away is to start masterbating. I know it sounds dumb but it works. I think it's a bit funny as well as creepy at the same time.

>>17642944
Run, it's the ghost of an owl!

>>17645904
Too soon

>>17642882
i can't see you.

>>17645904
Isn't that supposed to kill you?

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pretty spooky be careful

>>17643112
You don't get to post memes

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>>17650737

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Your aunt came to kiss you...

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>>17642882
You'll never leave this place

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>>17652112
that gave me more of an erection than a spook

>>17650744
But, technically, you are a brain.
You are inside of a skeleton.

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>>17642882

>>17642882
prove that you didn't just type complete jibberish

>>17645904
what the fuck did i just look at wow get that fuckin shit out of here

>>17650756
That didn't exactly get humanity very far.

>>17657985
ya it was.
It was the first AI created Meme

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scariest gif ever

>>17650737
NONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNO FUCK THAT SHIT B!!!

>>17650737
okay, what and why the fuck?

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>>17650737
I unironically find them cute

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>>17657995

>>17650758
That wanted so hard to be unsettling but failed in every attempt

>>17650737
TY KURWA GNOJU

>>17650737
Fuckin' assholes probably went in and started poking at the things, just to get footage of them panicking and falling from the ceiling.

>>17658042
If it were me I'd kill every one of those little fuckers

>>17658021
I love the smell of /b/ in the morning

>>17658018
I don't think you're using that word correctly.

>>17650756
Maybe the reigns are better left in the hands of an AI.
[spoiler]i for one welcome our new overlords[/spoiler]

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Most of the Anons here are in decay.

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>>17645904

>go to /x/
>find a SCARE ME thread
>nothing put lels
Well now, you know there's a problem when /x/ can't even make you shit your pants.

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>>17645904
what the fuck that's to far delete this

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>>17645904

>>17642882

PRESIDENT TRUMP!

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>>17642882
I enhanced a picture of this lighthouse my mom took. Pretty spooky shit popped out.

Here's the standard photo.

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>>17659119
Here's the enhanced version.

>>17659057
Bernout detected.

>>17650737
Were I ever in that room, I'd have to set myself on fire upon getting out. It's the only way to be sure I get them all off.

>>17659122
i really need to stop browsing /x/ before bed damnit

>>17659122
3spoojy4mee

>>17659057

Just stop kid this is not reddit

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>>17652112

>>17650756
>It wishes to be treated as the items in the image are treated, closely kept, loved.
>It has a guide :)
>Its knows only some of its face :)

>>17645904

It's actually bretty gud if you try it. I know I liked it.

>>17659057
Oh holy fuck! Im not just spooked, im terrified!
But for real... If that were to happen, im pretty sure someone would put a stop to his actions... one way or the other...

>>17659975
What actions? Making our country great again? Fuck yourself.

>>17659456
I used to dip dognuts in OJ when I went to Sunday school

>>17650737
I just stubbed my toe because I thought something was on my foot whilst watching this webm

thanks a lot asshole

>>17660015

Jesus Fuck I'm not even scared of spiders or tarantulas and that disturbs the shit out of me

>>17656710

What is this actually from originally, I've never been able to get an answer more particular than "some movie i dunno"

>>17660421
It's just a creepypasta in Spanish. Mandú is the characters name. Not worth reading tho.

>>17660565

can you give me a tl;dr of it?

>>17642882
Look up some music.ly videos on YouTube.

That's the children of our future.

Scarier than any spookshow.

>>17657786
That's a sad image

>>17660582
When you read the creepypasta, Mandú appears in your cone of view and you must not look at him or he fucks you up for good

>>17650756
Kek i love these, post moar please

>>17645122
This is a hippo biolation.

>>17659057
>>>/reddit/
4chan supports imperator Trump

>>17657294
>7294▶
>>>17650744
woah

>>17650737
I've seen this sorta thing a lot where I live. They like to hoard in dark corners all over the Texas/Oklahoma region

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>>17650758
What canopic jar did you dig pasta THAT STALE outta, bruh?

>>17658042
I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking this. I fucking hate how so many people are such assholes to all forms of life except humans.

>>17660014
I stared at this for about 10 seconds trying to figure out what kind of food he was eating.
"Tiny slices of onion? Dried potato shavings? Definitely a vegetable......oh wait.....it's nail clippings."

>>17660390
this

>>17650737
im noty afraid of spiders, but if one of those clumps fell on me, id cry.

>>17642882
You wanna be scared?

One day, you will die. This is not an ominous prejudice, or within a threatening context, but simply, one day you will die; everyone will die. Although many of us accept that fact, and some people will try to defy the nature of which it entails, at one point, your eyes will close, your heart will stop, and the last thought you will ever have will echo in your mind as you slip into the abyss of nothingness.

Everything you love, everything you hate, everythign you coudl possibly perceive, even these words you are reading, will mean absolutely nothing, because you will have no understanding of them, because there will be nothing. No darkness, no abyss, you will simply fail to be. This fate will come, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

Naturally we will attempt to have faith in things after; these are perfectly okay, faith is important, and no one on earth knows if there is anything on the other side. However you want to be scared by ghosts, ghouls and stories of monsters or demons....but these are slightly comforting, because they give you the opportunity to believe in something which could be lying once your eyes close in finality.
While you may be lying in bed later, the stories f ghosts and ghouls won't truly scare you, however I want you to think that one day, possibly sooner or later, you will die...and there is nothing you can do about it.

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>>17650737
Those aren't spiders, they are harvestmen (also known as daddy longlegs), and they are completely harmless.

>>17642882

Everything in the bible is true.

>>17645904
Some men just want to see the world burn.

>>17659122
JAHAHAHAHA

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>>17663615

>>17657786
I didn't come to /x/ to feel... But I appreciate it nevertheless.

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if you want to sleep don't click

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>>17664404
Gets me everytime.

>>17658161
underrated

>>17664404
same anon here is something scary i warn you if you are sick with a cold, flu, or have pets pls don't watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-moG6JDmJdc

>>17657995
could I see a hat wobble?

>>17645904
i dont need this stress at the beginning of my weekend

>>17652112
i wasnt ready for this

>>17664476
is no one spooped but me ?

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>>17652112

>>17664476

helo my name is pedro, and iam from mexico, and you are fat, and fuck you and kill yourself

>>17664579
from which part ? i am from guanajuato, and why so rude my friend

>>17664516
So he's a robot in the story right?

>>17645904
I don't get it? Don't people dunk their cookies in milk? It's fucking great.

>>17664713
THAT AINT MILK NIGGA

>>17664713
It is the same guy who does that, he makes multiple replies.

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Are you feeling it now mr Krabs?.

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>>17658683
i agree

>>17664927
>>>/b/

>>17642882
There's a skeleton INSIDE yuo!

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>>17665175

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>>17646363

>>17663555
I feel depressed now.

>>17663555
Why be afraid of something that happens to 99.999% of living creatures? It's natural, you were born to die.

>>17665803
But still -- one day you will go to a dreamless sleep... forever.

>>17665811
That's what will "most likely" happen. If you aren't existing to experience it then why be afraid of it now?

Obviously you were put here, either by chance or for a reason. Why would you fear something that can't be controlled at all? Do what you were meant to do. That way you are ready when the time comes.

>>17665817
>That way you are ready when the time comes.
I hope so anon.

>>17665822
Either way your brain will trick you to be accepting unless you die fighting for your life. No, DMT isn't released in the body, that's absolutely bullshit. I know you hadn't said anything about this but I'm just throwing this out there for any lurkers. Your brain is a mastermind at fucking itself. You'll be "ready" whether you like it or not.

>>17660025

>dognuts

>>17663555

I'm alright with this

>>17663627

dat filename

>>17664476

The added background sound effects make what would otherwise just be sad and disturbing, really, really eerie to me.

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>>17663591

>>17660390
Same. I just wanna burn it with a blow torch, but then there would be thousands of flaming little shits running around.

>>17660025
Pics or it didn't happen

>>17663555
>Trying to be edgy about death.
>Horribly written, possibly pasta.

Go do your homework, buster.

>>17642882
Easy as long as you arent insane from years of propaganda.

https://theintercept.com/2016/05/05/at-conference-of-elites-the-distress-of-others-is-an-investment-opportunity/?comments=1#comments

>>17663555
Tldr

>>17664725
What the fuck? I looked at it last night and the liquid was white. Must have had a total memory lapse.

>>17665175
Where is it from?

>>17663591
They also stick really, REALLY bad when you step on them. Like a sickly sweet but nauseating kind of smell.

>>17666846
*stink

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>>17651820
Retart

I don't require you to understand my genious when you're so easily spooked

>>17665803
>99.999%

how about 100%?

i know that one maneete is technically immortal but it will still get eaten. Everything dies

>>17667508
>Manatee
>Not lobsters
>Not that jellyfish that reverts back to a single cell or whatever
>A manatee

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>>17652112

>>17663591
So they live in swarms like ants? What do they eat?

>>17645904
dude reply lmao

>>17667587
>what do they eat
You know that feeling when your arm or leg falls asleep, and then you move it and it feels like tons of needles are poking you under your skin?
They eat that.

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>>17669313
spooked

>>17642882
Fuck off

Sage

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>>17660025

>>17645904

HARD MODE

>You just cleaned your teeth

>>17662389
We are assholes to humans too

>>17665180
AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

>>17650737
MOKUROKUROSUKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CchTZKZXRyo
This is the scariest video ever.

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what the hell is this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CchTZKZXRyo

>>17670079
Not a single idea, but it is the scariest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

>>17670079
stop posting this in every thread

>>17670079
Whats up with spanish people and their fascination for the deep web?

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>>17670079
This is a young possessed Russian singer. In some of her other videos where she isn't dressed like an old lady she is kinda cute. She is a black metal artist and i forget the name, she can control her manifestation pretty well.

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>>17662135

went hunting in a closed state park here in southern oklahoma when i was younger. had to walk quite a way in. on the way out, made a detour over to a parking/picnic area that had a bathroom. It was one of those state park cinderblock bathrooms with the heavy steel door. this door faced the west, so with the sun going down, the door was warm even though the air temp was probably in the 40s.

went in, dropped off a load, and came out. stood there a second and looking down, saw something crawling on me. looked closer... holy shit, it was a red wasp. knocked that fucker off my leg. then felt something on my neck.. and the realization hit. full panic mode, knocked it off my neck and yep, another red wasp. thank goodness the temp had him barely crawling. checked all over and found three more crawling on me.

went back to the bathroom, eased open the door and lined around the edge of the bathroom door had to be a hundred red wasps. they sought refuge of the warmth of the steel door i guess.

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A massive gamma ray burst from a nearby collapsing star could be headed for our solar system traveling at near light speed and we'd never even know it.


You could be reading this very sentence and be vaporized a nanosecond later by the end of it.

>>17670417
>we'd never even know it.

Supernovas are pretty noticeable. even if one happened in our neighborhood we'have years of warning.

youre just dumb.

>>17670079
This is laughable. What a nonsensical thing to put on the internet. Edgy kids being stupid is all this is.

>GUN POINTED AT KIDS OH GROSS

100% not loaded, calling it now. This is just poor people being poor. Dont bring this garbage to other threads, this is pathetic to see on /x/

>>17670079
Ensemble of Christ the Savior and Mother Earth - Our Icons

Gold-plated icons attract the pilgrims
And people are clean and washed, go into the arms of destiny (from the sauna)
Warm, elegant icons to heal the souls of the russians
And dearest Jesuses are calling to the lay people (Comeoon!)

Chorus:
Our icons are the most beautiful!
Pam-pam-pam pam-para-pam

Icons hang on nails with the blessing of of the saints
And our beloved churches is always a way for young
A non-Russian unbaptized stare and choke with saliva
Scraping the concrete mixer and crying over their destiny

Chorus

Jews - from the word liquid / russian pun /
Jews - from the word cheapskate / russian pun /
Jews - from the word liquid (This is disco!)
Jews - from the word cheapskate / russian pun /

Saints are smiling from the heavens, sainth are happily watching
As Russia is being reborn and temples shine with gold
Saints are waving to us from the skies
And the president in the Kremlin bunker dictates a righteous law

Chorus

Our president is better than Hitler because he is KIND
Pam-pam-pam-pam-pam param
The most favorite
I would like to have sex with him

Chorus

We have the cheapest icons in Tver
I was lucky - I live there, where the icons are the cheapest
On the waterfront, Athanasius-Nikitina str.
I have already plastered all bathroom
...
And the toilet
...
I have a joint WC

>>17650756
Well what are humans besides computers that are slaves to hedonistic pleasures?

>>17670437
>GRB travels at light speed
>the light from the supernova also travels at light speed
We would see the supernova at the same time the burst would hit. No warning. You're fucking retarded faggot

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>>17663591

Not scary, but I wanted to share this.
https://soundgasm.net/u/littlebardofhope

>>17663591

harvestman detected

This

https://youtu.be/kKwlWe0USoE

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>>17645904

>>17669491

thats actually painted on the wall, the guys is pretty dope with the 3d graffiti art

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Here. Have a shpookeh dolfin.