Divination General

>>17503059
To be completely honest, I have no idea myself. I see/feel the energies and their connections and go from there. I'm not 100% certain of what I'm doing either.

You're welcome man

The image for the OP is definitely fitting, not going to deny that. I'm going to do a couple of readings, on and off.
>gender
>query
>[insert whatever information you deem necessary]

I may give you a couple of lines. A few words. Something more than that. Who knows. Expect nothing and everything.

>>17503114
female
how can I make things better in my life?

>>17503114
Male
Hey there Io ol pal, is it cool if I get a love read? I wanna meet someone nice. But if love's not your thing, then a read for how I'll be doing around this time next year is something I'd appreciate too.

>>17503114
Female
What did he think of my letter? Will he respond?
It's not a confession. It's a well though letter of praise. I'm hoping he's not cringing.

>>17503114
female
love reading

>>17503114
female
what does my next bf look like eh?

>>17503091
You could almost scry Hell from her face.

>>17503114

io, can you give me a quick love reading? i'm a female. thank you

>>17503114
Hello there. I'm a female. I would like a romance reading. I'm currently single and ronery.

>>17503114
>female
>tell me how it is

>>17503114
>male
>loving someone
>mostly apathetic,not knowing what i am doing with my life,not caring at all

>>17503132
looks like a human, and he has a face, but small pants@/#$!

>>17503091
Chironymous here, gonna try to do a new type of reading for a few lucky random anons who reply to this post.

I just need positive input*** to heal my wounds so that I may help others... and as much or as little of the following as you're comfortable giving me:

***Post something friendly, cheerful, helpful, upbeat, encouraging, caring, positive, or the like
*Name/nickname
*Gender
*Sign
*Description of yourself
*Locationish
*Query

>>17503149
You know what they say about small pants.

>>17503152
what do they say?

btw is big hands big penis real?

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>>17503151
I want to be guinea pig.

Tell me how this Summer is going to go.

>>17503091
That lady is such bullshit I don't know why anyone pays attention to her

I believe in psychics but I've never seen anyone credible show up on cable TV

>>17503114
Male.
I hope you're fine with this query:
Two in a fight; one darkness, one light. Swords swinging, blood spilling; darkness all emerging, light so blinding. Which will prevail- the darkness, or the light?

Thanks!

>>17503111
hey empath are you gonna do me? >>17502994

>>17503151
"Every breath that is in your lungs is a tiny little gift to me."
pam
female
libra
shy at first, wouldn't stop talking after being comfortable
europe-y
love reading

>>17503179
she charged like 700 dollars a minute or something

>>17503151
Out of curiosity why do you ask for location?

>>17503195
>Libra who is shy at first wouldn't stop talking after being comfortable

wow you are just like me
what day are you?

>>17503179
She died

>>17503151
Beard guy, you know the one.
Hey, Onymous hope you are doing well. The day is dark and rainy, and so is my soul at this moment.
How the next months will go for me?
Dont think i can give positive input this time. Just hang on, my friend.
Thank you.

>>17503166
First, I see that there will be truths revealed! This may be good or bad, but you will at least know where you stand! There may be a woman related to this. Trials will certainly accompany this. Stay ready to deal with the truth if you are to gain!

Next, I see that you will indeed be enriched! This will either be due to your preparedness to deal with truths, or it happens regardless! Joy, riches, or a recovery are in your future!

Finally, I see a big change coming for you! Good or bad, stay prepared for that too!


Best wishes, and good luck! :)

>>17503206
1st October

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>>17503151
>Ena
>Female
>Leo
>Short; frizzy hair; wears heart on her sleeve
>Europe

I'm utterly confused. I have a huge sense of pride and I refuse help, this not only hurts myself but hurts others too, yet I do not think too highly of myself or being generally arrogant. While I do realise that, I do not want to change it, because I feel my pride is the only thing that keeps me from absolute self-loathing. I am an 100% loser (a sore loser on top of that) in imaginary or unimaginary competitions. Lately a huge amount of things have been bothering me in regarding to my pride and my sense of self. I feel like if I don't cling to it, if I don't keep the pride that I have of what I am capable of doing, everyone will trample me. I don't know if I should keep strong and keep improving, so I don't become a mop for everyone or if I should disregard my pride.

Any guidance would be of help.

>>17503202
Location-ish, like the other informational elements I suggest, is optional.

The elements I suggest help me to better "tune in" on the querent for a reading.

Also, it's just interesting sometimes to see where-ish people I read for are from!

>>17503151
Hey buddy not really in mood but hope you have a great day/night, could you tell me something about my love/sex life in near future?
Kuba
Male
Capricorn
Brown hair, dark brown eyes with some green in it, rather skinny, long fingers
Thank you

>>17503195
First, I see a big change coming for you! Good or bad, be prepared, and do not fear!

Next, I see a challenge for you. Be prepared for this as well, rise to meet it, and you will come up on top! And gain from it!

Finally, I see you putting your mind to good use! This brings you great success if you are not TOO coldly rational!


Best wishes, and good luck!

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New reader here! Will be doing readings for three (3) people. I'm new to this, so take everything with a grain of salt (not that you should be making important decisions based on what an internet psychic told you anyways). I'll need:
>first name/nickname
>a short description of your personality
>your query
First three people to reply get a reading.

>>17503151
Hello, I'd like a reading if you have time, if not it's okay! I hope you're having a good week, the weekend is around the corner!

*Name/nickname : Alice
*Gender : Female
*Sign : Cancer
*Description of yourself : I like history and i like to draw too
*Locationish : France-ish
*Query :
Could i have a reading on my love/sex life? Sorry, for the embarassing question, i'm just curious is all
If you don't feel like it, what about "What will be my definitive career in life?"

Thanks for helping the people in the thread's out!

>>17503265
Leah
I'm extroverted and eager
General reading

>>17503265
i saw this face but i can't remember where

Who is that anon?

>>17503119
That's interesting. It seems that you may need to do quite a bit of introspection. I saw a woman fishing from a well; golden bowl or an eye was in the well. Seems like what you need to do or look for is in the inside of you, something from you, not around you. I also drew Seven of Disks; you need to slow down a bit and wait. Don't move about too much externally.

>>17503125
I see you looking at an opportunity, looking about a bit more, but yet coming back to that one opportunity. What's this? Inability to go for it, appreciating the heart instead of taking it. So, for love, well... I see something, but yet you're not going for it.

That's also a warning at the same time: if you see someone that you're interested in, please consider something/going for it instead of just standing about. I ended up drawing Eight of Disks; being patient but yet taking an opportunity. Seriously.

>>17503127
I sense something along the lines of being fired up. Nothing more than that though. I am not sure if he's going to respond as well as you may think, since on top of that I drew the Seven of Swords, or Futility. Yeah, he's not seeing anything more from what you sent him but pure praise that may or may not be in his eyes, suspicious or even tinged with lies. Definitely no cringe though.

Sorry for the rest; I may do you slightly later but some things came up. I decided to a few quick ones for you three though.

>>17503262
thank youu c:

>>17503265
Rafael
Love reading.
Calm guy.

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>>17503195
Hmmmm is that dirty leaves anon?

>>17503265
Emily
quiet, shy, strong-willed, stubborn, kind, cold exterior
Will a lawsuit come out of this ordeal?

>>17503212
Hi again, beard guy! That's plenty positive input! Thank you! And you're very welcome!


First, I see your actions having outcomes, so make sure they are good actions if you want good outcomes! Otherwise, they will be bad!

Next, I see transformation! And it originates from within YOU! Very positive change can come from this, if you are not too reckless with your passions!

Finally, I see you breaking bad habits, overcoming old anxieties, or finding freedom from something! Confident and passionate for life in general, I see you taking action! "Breakthrough" all around!


Best wishes, and good luck!

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>>17503282
yep.

>>17503151
Andrew
Male
Pisces
Spiritually searching, artistic, knowledge hungry
East Coast US
I have a very important yet difficult decision looming that is career-centric. Whether I follow the stage life or a desk life. Which one would be a more suited happier and successful choice?

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>>17503216
I wish I had provide you a better answer anon, but don't take it literally. I'm still a noob and working on the interpretations

Children playing feels like being relaxed and innocent, there's a lot of tender emotion in that scene. And I would like to thank you, scrying this really made me feel better. Somehow gave me 10 of cups feels.

As Mr. Anon said, you'd have to get up and do something about it, but definitely is going to worth it, good luck anon.

>>17503276
You're very welcome!

>>17503282
chess what can you tell me about sylvia browne

>>17503222
https://healtheamerica.wordpress.com/2010/09/29/libra-1-the-week-of-the-perfectionist/

check this out fellow libra

>>17503274
Thanks Io, this confirms that I need to retreat, bless you

>>17503290
I dont know, Onymous, it's hard to picture it. But i cant do much besides believe and keep on.
Thank you, have a good night, dude.

>>17503282
Hi Cheswick!

>>17503321
woah thanks <3

>>17503282
Hey, Ches, doing well?

>>17503143
why nobody read me :(
change "loving someone" to i'm not able to love anyone

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I'll be doing a few tarot readings. I just need a query and any info you consider relevant.

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>>17503151
*Name/nickname: Anon i guess
*Gender:Male
*Sign:Aquarius
*Description of yourself:Like games, movies, books and for some god know why reason i am absolutely and completely shy around girls i like
*Locationish Europe
*Query Does she love me?
I hope pokemon is positive!

>>17503360
Give me love, JN.

>>17503360
Female
What did he think of my letter? Will he respond? not a confession

>>17503291
where do u got dirty leaves?

>>17503360
I'd really like one of those love reads. Is there someone who will capture my heart in the future?

>>17503360
When will i find a Girlfriend?
Info: uh im really uniteresting desu

>>17503377
everywhere.

>>17503231
Don't put so much pressure on yourself / things, dear! You're torturing yourself! You're right that it hurts you! I'm glad you're aware of its impact on others as well!

You need to stop measuring yourself so much! Constantly judging your self worth?! Exhausting! Break the cycle and stop this perpetual need to tell yourself that you need to either take pride in or loathe yourself! I know for a fact that you are good, so stop questioning/reassessing it, be confident that you are good, and just be and enjoy life! Life is full of wins and losses for us all, even you! It's okay to lose sometimes! Forgive yourself, and shake it off! Too much pressure sucks the fun and joy out of life! Stop comparing yourself to others -- you are not who you are relative to other people! You are you regardless of others! Put that ruler or measuring tape away! Not everything is to be constantly judged, especially yourself! Love yourself, dear -- for you are lovely! :D

Don't fear others trampling you! That's not something that just automatically happens the second you let go! As long as you are assertive and not a doormat, you will be fine! It's good to know what you're capable of doing, but the result needn't be the pride/loathing rollercoaster you're experiencing! Try for steady confidence instead of the highs and lows of extreme pride and self-loathing! You are much too hard on yourself! Give yourself a break! And there is nothing wrong with being strong or with improving oneself, but everything in moderation! Abandon the extreme!

Lastly, practice asking for help. I hate to break it to you, but we ALL end up needing to ask for help someday, and one day, you will too -- so know how to do it! Besides, you help others, don't you? You deserve help too! We all need someone to lean on sometimes! It makes life a lot less hard than what you're experiencing, and you certainly don't deserve for life to be so difficult, wonderful Ena!

Best wishes, take care, and good luck!

>>17503360

are you using the zombie tarot? :o

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>>17503309
I like her.... BTW I also saw Amanda berry die.... But fates change with different choices you make. Had the other girl let the kid die. She would be ded. Don't know about the only 30yrs thing I've seen ghosts of all ages.
>>17503326
Hay bby
>>17503291
Do you actually feel that way about the guy or are you just pretending to have "that feel "

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>>17503409
cheswick you doing readings?
how does g feel/think about what I've done?

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>>17503409
cheswick when will i lose my virginity

>>17503368
I see you've been working hard to get what you want, but getting caught up in some dishonesty in the process. I don't know if it's you or people around you taking this negative route though. Looks like all this is coming from a place related to your emotions, your feelings about relationships in your life. In the future I see you spending some time in solitude trying to separate from what's going on now. You may be a little too devoted to your personal goals...

It looks like a friendship issue to me. Did something good happen to you recently and people got jealous? Or maybe you hurt people to get what you want, even if you didn't mean it... I see it looks like you really want relationships to grow, to help people become closer, to generally take a nurturing role here. But it looks like you're going to end up being too domineering and practical to make it work.

Your advice is to let things develop as they will, try not to take so much control, and have more fun, celebrate the better aspects of your life with people you care about.

If you wanted something in romance: you need to progress a little more first, work on what you're working on, and good things will come to you. Just be you!

>>17503369
It looks like it should be pretty positive for you. You're on the path to getting what you want, you're being logical, and you have a couple of aces so it looks like something is just starting up with a lot of energy behind it. There is probably a difference of opinions related to some aspect of it, but the rest of the spread looks positive so it should be easy to work out. He'll definitely respond.

>>17503432
>3. for a bonus, post a picture of your cumshot

gtfo tranny degenerate, this is a worksafe board, no cumshot pictures allowed

>>17503432
I'll show you my metaphysical penis if you show me yours.

>>17503409
Hay bby urself ;D

>>17503435
ah damn, I stand corrected.

I was hoping to do divinations of the seed stains.
Well, either way I'll be around for those who submit to me.

>>17503437
Okay ^_^
>*unzips dimension*

>>17503399
Nuh but I own it. I'm using several other decks.

>>17503425
I think g hasn't noticed yet. Can you invite g if it's Gabriella out to a movie.
>>17503426
Don't see anything but porns... And a hand...
If you get a onehole does that count as losing the v card?

See some traveling this week. Hey gibs me a story about Detroit. Could a white girl make it there

>>17503114

Female
Am I making the right choice?
Will I make it through alive and well... I feel like I'm going to go through emotional death.
Thanks. I hope I answered well enough.

>>17503259
Thanks, you too!


I see a lover in your future! But be prepared that things could either get serious or dramatic! Watch how you conduct yourself, or it could blow up in your face! You could either end up having it all, or you could find yourself out of options! You have been warned about this potentially great person, so if you decide to pursue them, make sure you have the right intentions, watch your step, and conduct yourself appropriately!


Best wishes, and good luck!

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>>17503451
>>17503425
Not yet but maybe later. Once they notice can you tell me what they'll think/feel?

>>17503429
Thank you, JN. I appreciate the advice.

>>17503409
Hmm... I think I feel that way. I don't know much about what is exactly the right feeling or not but... Now it feels kind of different and softer; I think I feel okay with just feeling it. I don't know, does this make sense?

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>>17503270
>>17503265
Lmao I did a love reading for you yesterday! I forgot to tell you: that fulfilling relationship isn't going to fall out of the sky. Go out and search and the powers that be will make sure that you find him/her.
also, for this reading:
Scrying turned up a couple of things. Are you unemployed? I saw you shaking hands with a woman dressed in professional attire. You might get hired. I also received something about your mother getting sick, but honestly that felt like it was coming from my own mind so it's probably not going to happen. I thought you should know anyways.
I also did a Tarot spread and got some shit. First came The Tower reversed. It means some shit's gonna go down (or is currently happening), and the fact that it's reversed only makes it somewhat less shitty. Whatever this ordeal is, don't worry, because the second card is Six of Wands. Looks like you're going to come out winning/overcome this shit. Lastly, there's the Four of Swords. This one could mean different things. It could mean that after you go through the shit the seas are going to get calm, letting you have some peace. It could also mean that you should get your shit ready for whatever's coming, that you should get prepared. Let me remind you that I'm new to Tarot, so take everything with a grain of salt. Also, feedback pls. Good luck with whatever shit the world throws at you!

>>17503273
no clue

>>17503397
Thank you very much for the positive reinforcement and the advice, Onymous.

I asked you for a reading at the beggining of the month, and really it did happen exactly as you said. I do feel like the past read you gave me will be valid for a longer period of time (probably for a few months) but it really hit me hard these days.
It was a 2-parter (I saved it) and really when I read it it calms me down.
Thank you very very much for the advice back then and now again, I follow it and it does get me trough rough times.

I wish you a wonderful day and good luck in your endevours!

>>17503465
You're very welcome! I'm so glad my posts have served you well!

I'm also glad you can use the reading as a source of calm! You are making the good choices that are getting you through the rough times! :)

Thank you! May your day be wonderful as well, and your future progressively brighter! :D

>>17503451
;_; m-maybe someday...

I dunno anything about Detroit, but I figure a white girl could make it big there. Maybe. Possibly. 50/50 chance.

>>17503464
Hi. Yes I'm unemployed.

I think shit has already went down for me in regards to love life. Thanks for the read.

Sorry to anyone waiting. Just temporarily distracted by something else I have to do. Will be doing more readings in a moment.

>>17503456
Thank you again!

>>17503510
You're very welcome!

Going to do one or two tarot readings if anyone's looking (not doing love readings or specific love questions for the moment). New to this, so keep that in mind. If something doesn't make sense to you, that's because of me, not you, and you can let me know if you feel like it.

Info that helps:
gender
age (or age range)
a few words to describe yourself or situation
what you want to know

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>>17503277
>>17503265
Scrying didn't turn up much. Basically, I got the feeling that there's not much love in the near future. Are you a college student? I saw you hanging out in a dorm with a guy and a girl.
The Tarot cards say about the same thing. There's Eight of Cups reversed saying that you need to move on from your current romantic situation. If you're in a relationship, it's not working out. If you have a crush, better get over it. Justice and The Emperor tell me that you deserve better than what you're getting (romantically), but you're powerless to get that on your own. Move on. Three of Pentacles and Ace of Wands tells me that you should focus on other passions like your career and shit. I asked whether there is love for you or whether you'll be forever alone and got Ace of Cups. Basically, there's possibility for love but not right now. I'm new at Tarot, so take everything with a grain of salt. Also, gib feedback pls.

>>17503498
I don't think the shit had to do with love. This was a separate reading.

>>17503532
Will this family legal matter be confronted over the next few years?
Female
Around 18
Situation: tense

>>17503300
No love for dubs?

>>17503532
Male
18
I want to be a character designer, or an illustrator, or an indie game dev or SOMETHING along those lines. How do you see my career going in that department? My skills in that field are really the only thing I've got going for me.

>>17503379
You're a dreamy person, you have a good family life or friend group to support you. Lots of positivity in your social life. You're often the leader in these situations, a strong leader personality. But... You might be going through an unlucky point in your life right now?

You'll definitely have someone capture your heart and they'll be even more into it than you are, most likely. Although it won't seem like it at first because they're very reluctant, they don't have the confidence and support you do. You might intimidate them and hurt them without realizing it.

Be very careful with your words. Be supportive and honest and logical. Allow peace, carry them, support them, bring them over into your world. Let them come to you, treat them like a stray cat who needs gentle luring to accept you, even though this relationship will be very significant to them.

>>17503382
I really can't say, sorry... this one's a bit confusing. Something seems wrong with this reading.

They will be a very kind and nurturing person, also very confident. Much like the person I just did a reading for. You guys will complement each other...

But I don't think it will be for a while... I'm going to say... look for someone around early 2017.

>>17503360
Female

What do you see in my future or general life path?

Thank you.

>>17503533
I am a college student indeed. There are no dorms in my college, but i mostly hang out with this guy and this girl. I have a crush on the girl, but i dont feel like she is much into me.
I am fucked up thanks to a previous relationship, it's complicated, and i still get fucked by it. I am getting over her, but way slower than i would like, and well, some time ago i wouldnt even want to get over.
It sucks that there isnt anything into a near future, but well, theres not much i can do besides do what i can and see.
Hope this feedback helps you.
Thank you, reader.

>>17503114

Male, virgo. Burn scar on the back of my left leg
Io, which girl am I supposed to be flirting with and asking out right now?... all of them?

>>17503288
>>17503265
My intuition says no. The Tarot cards just tell me that there is "an ordeal", but they don't talk of any lawsuit. I'm new at this so make sure to double-check with other readers (and with your lawyer) before making an important decision. Also, was it an investment that went wrong?

>>17503268
Thank you! I hope you are too! And you're all very welcome!

>France-ish
This made me smile. :)


First, I do see love coming into your life! A hopeful and happy one! :D

Next, I see this being a very secure and stable time for you, as long as you make sure not to be moody, foolish, undecided, weak, or dependent!

Finally, I see success for you, as long as you make a continued, steady effort and don't get sloppy either when things do or do not start working out!


Best wishes, and good luck!

>>17503550
I get the picture that something unpleasant has been going on for awhile and it may even be something petty but it's taking up more of your time and energy than it should. Feels like a sturggle that won't go away. Also, that right now, nothing's really happening (though you're keeping hope) but at some point in the (not too distant) future action will be taken and things will begin to come to a resolution. I can't say the outcome exactly but I do see you gaining peace if you can deal with the unpleasant feelings that come from this whole experience. You may have to take some time off from other things to really put this matter to rest but everything will eventually work itself out and I don't think you'll have to have too much direct involvement for this to happen.

>>17503580
I always gotta be that guy that has something wrong with him, not even a reading goes right now kek...
Thanks for the reading tho!

>>17503360
will i ever have sex with him

>>17503617
>>17503360
also if yes what will it be like

>>17503300
Your reading reveals a stage life would be more rewarding to you, whereas a desk life would see you compensating elsewhere in your life by doing whatever you pleased -- potential debauchery!

Best wishes, and good luck!

>>17503325
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step." --Lao Tzu

>But i cant do much besides believe and keep on
This is a wise course of action!

You're very welcome! Thank you -- you have a good night too!

>>17503591
You're having trouble defending yourself at this point, and you can see your sun, your happiness, fading to darkness, to chaos. You're approaching a situation you're not quite ready for. It won't be too bad... but it might cause some conflict and you have to be careful with your social relationships going into the near future. Basically it's a situation where someone, or several people, are lacking consideration for others.

Your work/school future looks really good coming up, very strong, going to plan. Love... not so good... looks like a blow up of some kind, maybe the same one as described above? A time of not really feeling happy with your love life. Boring, stagnant, and a break down will come out of that...

For yourself, you'll find something to lead you through the dark times ahead. You'll have to abandon some ideals, some overly wishful thinking, to make it through. You'll have to actually accept change, in order to master your flaws... That's what the big reminder here is, otherwise I just see you going off course again.

Your advice is actually to avoid becoming overly defensive in face of the coming adversity. To come to terms with your past, to be loving, and to seek a peaceful solution, as well as some peace for yourself.

>>17503360
Initials:SN
Sign: Aeries
Will May turn out as I imagine?

>>17503660
That seems to be very accurate. Also good advice, thanks a lot.

>>17503610
Don't take it too negatively. What I meant is mostly that it's sorta like... something hard for me to translate is going on? Like I wouldn't know what to make of it without your personal context. It's something either very significant or just very abstract. Like... I don't even know honestly. But don't take it as inherently negative, just be on the look out for anything strange happening in your life.

>>17503617
>>17503625
That's up to you to decide.

It won't be great because you'll build it up too much and one or both of you are too inexperienced or seem like it in this case. Your advice is not to expect big changes or significance, and to know it takes time and work to make things like this good. If you accept it and don't build it up, it'll be good and lead to better things.

Also expect some kinky but romantic stuff if you have sex beyond the first time.

>>17503554
Okay. I get that your thoughts about what you want are more negative than your feelings. As in, you don't think you'll make it but you would really love for it to happen. I see that you do have many genuine options in a creative field but the best thing you can do is look carefully at your strengths and weaknesses and get more serious about one or two possibilities. Narrow your focus and things will become more clear.

You may have some truths about yourself that you need to confront before success come your way. The best thing you can do is think rationally about your choices instead of relying on your feelings, but I do see you coming out okay here. Basically, you may not be a star in your field (at first, at least) but you will make it if you allow yourself to try and eventually, you may earn respect for your contributions. You need to believe in yourself to make this happen but you also have to carefully weigh all your options and make choices that are very grounded in reality when it comes to your skills and capabilities. Don't promise what you can't offer because then you'll just feel like you're letting other people and yourself down.

But like I said, definitely pick a creative career because it's something that you can and do feel very connected to and get a lot of joy from. It's worth doing, as long as you don't need to make a million dollars and be the number one person in your field. I get that this is more of a personal thing though, so I don't think you need all the extras as long as you get to do something you really like to do and I think you will, if you try.

>>17503683
Yes i think its the lack of context, i am mostly sure who the girl is going to be you pretty much described her, but as you said something seems off
Like the timeline or something
Thanks again!

>>17503366
Pokemon is positive!

>Does she love me?
For you, I went with tarot, and I pulled out a single card. It was the card for... Success! :D

>>17503734
Holy fuck
I am that good!
I shall overcome my shyness and text her!
Thank you!

>>17503753
You're very welcome!

Best wishes!

>>17503668
I'm not sure what you imagine, but May should turn out very positive. You will get what you want here.

You'll go into it feeling like you're a bit shaky and lacking the strength to do what you need to do, but you'll have really good luck and it'll turn everything around. Don't jump into anything blindly, but be willing to do things a little differently than you normally would.

female
what about my future career,my aura,my love life, i need something general about me and the future, if you could please do it, thank you very much

>>17503683
im the inexperienced one. do your readings usually come true? thanks JN.

>kinky
I hope

>>17503765
I like to keep things vague
Long story short I have two oppurtunities open to me coming in may but they might not work out and I might fuck them up but they'd make my life much better.

Thanks for answering; that is very comforting

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>>17503091
on an off topic i hate that chick, shes so full of garbage

>>17503600
Well, it is a financial matter, there's a lot of money at stake and everyone's refusing to take legal action. Huge mess.. People destroying evidence and such. If it does go to court it's going to get ugly.
>>17503609
Yeah, there's always petty drama going on. I think you might have been picking up on that more than what I'm curgently concerned with.
Thanks for the readings, it's great that you guys take the time out of your day to help anons out, best of wishes.

>>17503360
A love reading please!

Male
Looking for a romance reading. Is there anyone within my environment actively pursuant of, or interested in, a relationship?

Unrelated to love: were I to pursue writing objectives more passionately (competitions, submissions, considerations), would I be successful?

GS
Male
Scorpio

Should I continue therapy?

Tell me your last dream and I'll give you some advices

>>17503858
i was talking to my ex who i no longer talk to or want to talk to in it

>>17503858
I had a dream this morning that I was at a party, and things got rowdy. At a certain point, my ex showed up and was coming onto me. She dumped the guy she was seeing while she was there (he was pissed at me) and tried to get back together with me.

>>17503875
She still in your mind, a part of you just want her again. You are missing her, maybe It's time to face it and think about her importance in your life.

>>17503858
I had a dream that I was getting followed by a wizard that was wearing a pointy blue hat with stars.

>>17503816
>>17503360
Sorry, done for today. Although I may always come back later to do more, we'll see.

>>17503881
All that "party" is the desire to see her again, you are unhappy with her choices.

>>17503926
I was the one to initiate the breakup, actually, and I have no desire to get back together.

Me, a friend, and this guy I'm in love with were all making a film together. The guy I'm in love with has rejected me, but we're still close friends.

>>17503953
shit fuckcc I meant to respond to >>17503858

>>17503858

Ehh. I was running down an alley and entered a house with all green walls. I searched for anyone in there but found no one, until I saw a hand beckoning me from a door. I enter the room and a voice speaks to me asking if I brought anyone with me. Nope.... then I wake up to see a gnarled face staring at me for a couple seconds before it looks away and fades

is cheesewick here

>>17504011
dickcheese

>>17503627
Thank you, really appreciate it.

I've been reaching out a little bit, and it seems I'm getting very similar results. It's time to make progress.

Thanks again.

Why is that city beckoning me to arrive there? What is it I must do there?

>>17504064

don't go to silent hill james, you'll regret it

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Can someone please give me a detailed reading about how this Friday (March 25th) will go for me? Thank you

>>17503858
I was looking for a girl who I had a small falling out with. She was being watched over by several women in white-ish holy outfits. I found her after some searching, and she flinched away when I tried to reach out to her. I reached out again, and hugged her. I felt a wave of sadness. But the feeling that things would get better once I found her, and I could also feel the change start then.

As I beheld her face, it started to change a bit. As if I really got a good luck at her this time, and not just the face, if that makes sense.

Can someone tell me why I don't have a girlfriend? Please be honest if you can actually see

Did taking psychedelics cause a mental health issue to pop up or is it my soul being set free

>>17504187

Probably both

>>17504196

Cop-out answer imo

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I'm nearing my 30s, and I just signed up for college. I have started and quit 3 times before because of a severe depression. Will I actually get through it this time, /x/? I'm trying for pre-law.

>>17504229
i'm not a reader but i know those feels and i wish you so much good luck.

>>17504229

Started the same major 3 times or college in general?

Maybe college is making you depressed

>>17504246
Thank you, I will need it very much. Since I started the process, I keep getting chills in my spine every time I think of all the challenges. But other people do it, I guess I can at least try, yeah?

>>17504229
how much money do you have to go to college 3 times?

if you are depressed why are you doing prelaw? you realize law school is suffering?

>>17504257
Different majors, but all kind of related. It wasn't college, it began at some point in middle school.

>>17504268
Not as much money as I need. I don't think the choice of course would really affect my depression. I decided for it because I recently started studying it as a hobby.

>>17503114
-Male
-Is she into me? I really like her, but we're so different. Would she say yes if I asked her out?
-I'm a fairly reserved person. I don't talk much, unless I have something to say or someone asks me something. I have some social anxieties, but nothing that keeps me from being myself and talking to people in public.

>>17504289
you rich? want to donate?

>>17504342
>>17504289
This.
If you actually have extra money then please send my way anon.
I'm depressed because my family is struggling from money problems.

>>17504354
>>17504342
Quit being assholes. Affording college will be one of my main challenges, and one of the things I'm most worried about, since I can only get a part time job. I have no savings because I've had a hard time holding a job, just like I couldn't finish college. But I'm trying, you should too.

>>17504268
>>17504342
>>17504354
don't be dumb. how selfish are you?

BV where are you? Can I give you my voice for a reading? I'm a virgin and I remember seeing you say you want voice samples

>>17504398
He doesn't just take your voice, he takes your innocence

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>>17503091
>use one of the most debunked psychic frauds out there in the OP

Is this a joke thread?

Do people here actually believe any of this shit is real despite all the evidence and tactics that these 'psychics' use to trick people?

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>>17504429
>troll game weak
You're gonna have to bait harder than that friend! 0/10

>>17504398
He'll likely ask you to email him anyway. Let me save you some time, his email is [email protected]

>>17504433
>he's telling the truth, MUST BE BAITING.

No I am genuinely curious how anyone can believe in this shit.

Tell me about that time a 'psychic' told you so many things that totally describe you even though you could apply it to almost anyone.

>>17504427

kek

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>>17504447
>>17504429

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>>17504452
This is you.

Now stop dodging my question.

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>>17504460
Wait, guys.

What if he's right, you know? He brings up such good points. His argument is so well thought up. Not once in my life have I read posts so well written like this guy. He's blown my mind.

Please show me the light.

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>>17504460

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>>17504429
>>17504447

Yeah, I do beleive it. What are you gonna do? Argue with me? No, I don't think so.

Waste your breath and precious finger energy by typing out a long response on how everyone here is a scam artist and just lie to me and the gullible people who come here.

I won't be listening.

Can anyone give me a career reading please?

>>17504398
I'd be happy to read your voice. Anyone who contributes to my research can have a private reading and ask as many questions about it as they wish. Feel free to email me.

>>17504438
Good looking out, anon.

>>17504427
kek

>>17504463
>>17504466
I've just asked why you believe in it even though it's been proven easy to fake through multiple tactics (cold reading, Barnum statements, prior knowledge etc.) - you're not offering any kind of explanation at all.

I just don't understand how people are still this gullible in CURRENT YEAR.

>>17504433
hey hijinks you gave me a reading the other day for creepypasta when i asked you about me and a guy and you said you saw him having sex so that necessarily doesn't mean its with me?

>>17504398
>>17504472
thank you ok what do you want me to say in the sample? Are you going to do a reading off my voice or do I request method?

>>17504524
I need a minimum of 30 to 40 seconds of you speaking freely, nothing prepared, recited, or read; just speak naturally and say whatever comes to mind. I'll decide the best method to give you your reading depending on the query. As a general rule of thumb, I do most readings with cards, unless I can read it better with scrying. Your voice I would use for the reading if it's a question about some specific aspect of yourself. I'll reply to your email and request any additional info if I need it.

>>17503908
You are seeking for a meaning in life, you or someone is projecting some expectations that you are not achieving and those things can't be solved that easily, like most people want, magically. Don't fall for that, take a break and organize your ideas

>>17504574
Considering doing this, but how do you accept voice recordings? Through E-mail?

>>17503951
Maybe you have, search more. Maybe she was important somewhere. Deep inside your heart or soul.

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>>17504429
I know Im going to regret weighing in on this...

I believe that you will find most good diviners loathe scam psychics.

We are well aware of the existence of barnum statements, and most of us take what we do with a healthy dose of salt to avoid losing our minds.

I will give you the benefit of the doubt, in that you are trying to help people see truth, the problem here is that you are under-educated on the material you are criticizing.

It is irrelevant whether diviners have any kind of supernatural powers, because they are not required for this practice. The phenomenon is explained by psychological concepts such as mirroring and placebo. However even THOSE are not necessary for the practice to have merit. Do some research into the information systems practices being utilized by major corporations for solving complex problems.

Once you realize that divination as a whole is essentially a very ancient information system meant to collate and re-examine complex data, it becomes less spooky, and honestly, you would be foolish NOT to believe in it when it's fairly black and white.

All that said, there are moments of inexplicable coincidence, perhaps it is luck, law of averages, sometimes readers "get lucky" with an intuitive hunch.

However, again, none of that is relevant if you are examining the efficacy of the practice itself, which is inherently, a simple, and easily understood alternative information system.

Equating all divination with fraud, and confidence scams is an extremely short-sighted position to take, no matter how good your intentions.

>>17503953
Accept the changes or fight for your ideals. But don't let be manipulated.

>>17504574
Are you only doing voice readings right now or regular ones too?

>>17504616

sevis! how are you tonight?

>>17504620
I honestly only wanted to do that one because it would help my research and opportunities for that are scarce, but I'm actually rather busy as of late.

>>17504603
I usually do them in thread, but I've found that most people are less inclined to post their voices and discuss any potential follow-up in thread than over email. I've also found that people tend to appreciate private readings and, like I said, I'm willing to do that for anyone who contributes to my research, as well as help in any other way I can.

Male/Libra
Do I have a chance with her? Should I take the dive and ask her out or just move on and not waste my time?

Bunch of cuntish ego stroking and pointless pseudo-philosophical jerking off going on in these threads. Either do some readings, gtfo or sign up on a site (before you try the, "but they're free!" bullshit.)

>>17503966
You don't even know why are trying to prove yourself worth, you'll age, fade and die. Sometimes you are your worst enemy. Take back the control of your life.

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>>17504449
>>17504472
>kek

>all this validation
I feel so loved

How are you doing, bv?

>>17504646
Your chances are very slight. However, as I have seen in the cards, a failure to act upon your desires will only lead to despair. Take up what little bravery you have and get it over with. You as a person will feel more whole by not allowing such events to manifest and diminish so hastily.

>>17504109
You never told her about your feelings? You feel that she is surrounded by loneliness, thinking that you can bring happiness to her life. Don't think of the failures they will happen, they always happen. And she is the one that can help you too.

>>17504628
Not that guy, but could I send you my voice as well? Pls don't steal it NSA.

>>17504684

don't do it anon, that's how he steals your soul for his army

>>17504694
Souls already gone famino

>not knowing the correct version is cheesedick
>6102

>>17504684
Sure, if you don't mind answering a brief survey after.

>>17504658
Hello there, Emily. I'm doing fine, actually; just lately a bit busy.

>>17504694
kek

Male/Leo

Career reading?

>>17504720
bv did you get my email?

>>17503114
Female.

When is my soul mate/ guardian going to return. If he even can.

>>17504720
Im a virgin too. Ill give you voice in exchange for a reading.
Male if that matters
is vocaroo ok?

>>17504757
When the universe allows for such an alignment, which may never happen. Get on with life.

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>>17504759
after you give up your voice you arent a virgin anymore

no but really if you post a vocaroo of you singing in the thread i'll give you a tarot reading too. im not using the voices for anything i just want to hear people singing.

>>17504720
What do you need for a scry reading

>>17504762
But he said he'll be back...

>>17504774

maybe he's like the terminator, that guy always comes back

>>17504774
Then chance fate and allow your unwary eyes to gaze upon the wheels of time. Will it gather on the opposite ends of the spectrum, or will it align and allow for that promise. You will never really know. You can try though.

>>17504755
Yes, just replied; you'll soon see why it took me a while.

>>17504759
Hah, that's not as useful, but I think I can make use of it. Also, I admire your courage, so feel free; I'm soon going to sleep, but I'll get to it eventually.

>>17504764
>after you give up your voice you arent a virgin anymore
Upperkek

>>17504769
I'm not doing public readings right now, just doing some research. If you want to provide a voice sample and fill out a brief survey after, feel free to email me.

>>17504710
I love you, Cheswick.

does anyone know what movie/tv show said that for the wheel of fortune what comes up must go down

i forget which one and I can't find it

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>>17504710
Nigga it's dickcheese
Embrace the smegma :^)
>>17504011
>>17504023

>>17504720
>I'm doing fine
That's good to hear
>just lately a bit busy.
Same. I've been busy cleaning my room the past few days. Still looks like it got raped by a tornado, but it's getting there.

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>>17504764
>>17504791
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OTGTtLwT4v
this was half a bottle of vodka in.
Never was a good singer.
If you never heard.
M
Taurus
Aspiring navy specialized operations. Tests show im in the top 2% of applicants physically (10-20% make it), but I want to know what faces me in the future. Even If I dont get through BUDS Im joining the french forign leigion. Either way, Im going to be a soldier.
Im going to face a lot of shit in the future.
Will the abyss gaze back into me?

>>17504810

>muh abyss

Edgy McEdgster here

>>17504810
How is your voice so deep. I like it.

>>17504810
Real military here.

Shut. Up. Bitch.

>>17504810
>Oh du lieber Augustin
You've pressed my kek button, lad.

I'll make this quick, as I'm off to bed, but let's start with your spread:

You / Your Goal: The Hanged Man (reversed) / King of Swords (reversed)
Forces Against / In Favor: Ace of Swords / 3 of Swords (reversed)
Overcoming / Exploitation: The Fool (reversed) / Ace of Wands
Projected Outcome: 9 of Cups

I see you're making sacrifices towards this, and that's good for you. It also seems that you're head is in the right direction, but it's a bit dominant to the extent to skew. Your head's in the game, but your emotions aren't sufficiently in frame. Good, you're doing the planning right and all of that, but psyching yourself up for this doesn't seem sufficient for the task.

Well-thought and well-planned, but you'll do much better to land if you involve your emotions a bit more. The firey push forth can point you in the direction of true north. Well, nothing is holding you back mentally, but you should push forth a bit more emotionally.

The nine of cups suggests you'll find something worthwhile, but it's not really clear on what. If I saw 6 of Wands, I'd say you're good, but 9 of Cups is a bit ambiguous here. It still suggests a happy ending that promotes future growth from there. So, either way, it looks like you'll find something to make you happy, even if it's something you don't expect.

And the abyss will always stare back at you if you stare at it.

>>17504809
I can assign you a paper if you wish. Nothing gets your room clean faster than a paper due.

_______________________________________

Okay, off to bed, goodnight /div/

>>17504834
I ship for boot in a few months
And SEAL is not real military? What were you, delta?
>>17504820
not edge, honesty. Wondering what combat will do to me
>>17504823
slave genes I guess
>>17504837
thanks mate

>>17504720
Recording my voice has never been more difficult.

>>17504837
Noo. I have enough papers I need to write >-<
Goodnight bv, love you

>>17504852
Senpai will never return your love.

>>17504810
What kind are they.... I don't read for Germany.
>>17504834
Oh you got a gf op?

>>17504946
whats wrong with germany

>>17504845
either way you will not be a soldier considering that the SEALS are a part of the u.s. Navy you will end up being processed into whatever open rate(job) there is available most like a PACT airman and trust me from what you sound like i doubt you'll be a seal it's alot of intense mental training you seem like you'd give up too easily.. but good luck also you're ignorant usually the first type of person to be dropped out of buds. good luck tho you won't be a soldier though p.s. actual military here

>>17504955
So what are you in the military? Any story's
>>17504953
Because there bad and you need to trust the jews

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>>17504967
readings for cute soldier pics?

I have a story. My aunt met her husband in the navy. They were happy even though he cheated on her constantly. He had a seperate family on the side.and when aunt and uncles son were 13 he left him for his other family. He was a really fast swimmer.

>>17503091
what ways did you use to get lvl 99 div? I'll pay 15gp

>>17505365
We only take rupees.

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be nice

I had a dream that I murdered someone and made it look like an accident. Both me and the victim were old people. What does this mean?

>>17503091

as a reader im insulted you used that fake hag as an op pic.

>>17505587
>I had a dream that I murdered someone and made it look like an accident. Both me and the victim were old people. What does this mean?
That you'll murder an old person later in life.

>>17505609
>as a reader im insulted you used that fake hag as an op pic.
At least she's dead!

>>17505617

thank god for that. lmao

[update]
none of the readers reading worked.
i'm still in the same place i was in before, except maybe a bit better because now i know that this is how i will be till i die.
thanks for nothing

>>17505671
who gave you readings? what was your situation

>>17505681
bv, a name starting with s, and othres i dont remember.
situation, i'd rather not repeat. it took a huge effort to open up, and i'd rather not pusue an exercise in futility that will just make me sadder.

>>17505686
what did they say to do and what did you do?

>>17505671

Give me your name favorite colour your sign

(optional) and the question

>>17505671

I'm getting something that you're being careless about the situation and that it's something you need to overcome, a past trauma or suffering and that because of it you're putting up defenses. it notes that it may be because of someone else.

>>17505713
>>17505709
sorry i'd rather not again
i don't know why i opened 4/x/ today after so many months but sorry again, i won't repeat this mistake.

>>17505713
>a past ... suffering and that because of it you're putting up defenses.
this is mostly right
and i agree that if i'm facing a problem that most others don't then of course i am the problem.

>>17505709
serah
libra
pink
what does t think of me

>>17505617

I can't consider any circumstance in which I'd find it justified or reasonable to kill someone in any other situation besides self defense.

>>17505722

Well if you change your mind I'm here. IMO bv isnt 10/10 I mean, he's good. but eh. just don't let what's frustrating you bother you more. maybe you need to chill.. or to find someone who will talk one on one with you and try to help even if that means not relying on abilities to help you.

>>17505722

failure in some work that you are attempting.

fear of the unknown.

feelings of desperation, depression, or insecurity.

insufficient information to make a clear decision.

>>17505709
pam
red and blue
libra
what does b think of me?

>>17505709
Lauren
lavender
virgo
is all the change I will be experiencing beneficial to me?

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boards.4chan.org/x/thread/17503091
new bread

>>17503091

>>17505840

>>17505861

why did you make it so early?

MONTELL WILLIAMS: "Do you know when the Pope will die?" ( Referring to John Paul )

SILVIA BROWN: " The next pope will be black."

The "next" pope was Benedict, a white German guy. Then the current is also white..... some psychic.

>>17506024
he's argentinian