Tin foil hat thread.

I'll just go with flat earth.

Certainly absurd to the layman, but equally as unprovable as any of yours posted, to the common man.

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>>16993410
I still don't understand the supposed proof behind that theory. Would you elucidate?

>>16993416
Honestly there's sound arguments for either side. Despite what every 3rd grader will tell you.

Just won't make up my mind til I'm on the ISS.

Seeing is believing, ha know?

>>16993421
I'm with ya there. I just haven't heard a proper argument for the flat earth theory. I get bits and pieces but I haven't seen legitimate proof yet

>>16993410
>Flat Earth
>but equally as unprovable as any of yours posted

Stand by the ocean and watch a boat go out to sea.
If the world if flat, it would disappear over the horizon all at once.
If the world is round, then the top mast will be the last thing to disappear.
If the Earth was flat, you could stand at the coast of California and see Hawaii and Japan on a clear day.

The Parris Gun of WWI needed to account for the curvature of the Earth to hit its target and it successfully did so.

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>>16993445
Logical conclusion. So why do so many people believe it so vehemently?

>>16993425
Well how about the dark side of the moon?

Supposedly quadrillion a of celestial bodies out there, all spinning around on their little axis.

And lol and behold, the one singular object in the sky we can observe with our own eyes, seemingly doesn't rotate! Gee willickers how fascinating.

So who's to say it's not even a disk? People who don't want to think for themselves, take the first answer they're given, pride themselves on someone else's ideas, and defends them as if it's their own.

I already sound crazy right? Why not condescending as well.

>>16993454
Is it not equally viable to then say that the moon is hollow and has a section which contains more mass, that mass is pulled by earth's gravity and thus only one side would face us. Or perhaps it has a fluid core. I mean if you're gunna make a conclusion based on that fact alone, there are other possibilities.

>>16993459
And I love to hear them for you carry a proper air about you.

>>16993454
but the moon does spin and is just synchronized with the earth

>>16993461
Thanks, it's good to speak with someone who's willing to listen. While I don't have a concrete theory in regards to the moon, I have heard stories from people I consider to be reliable sources. I've heard a native American story that claimed that the moon showed up one day in the distant past and that it wasn't there before. There is also the story of the moon ringing like a bell when the lunar rover landed heavily. I don't have those stories pulled up so I may be fuzzy on the details but that's the basics of it. I seem to be leaning towards it being hollow. As far as the earth goes, I find it hard to believe it's flat, but I am open to it if there is proof. I'd like to believe it's hollow but I just haven't seen enough evidence.

Whatever witchcraft they used on barker, they really should have keeper going. Drew is fine but bob was THE. FUCKING. MAN.

>>16993405
The first one is nuts. Why would they do it?
The second one is true to a lesser degree, that's not even a secret
What's your evidence for the third?

cocal cola and pepsi have been used to test the masses as far as suggestion immersion and peer pressure

coca cola has a low presure sales pitch "always coca cola" and almost never makes a commercial but pepsi spent insane amounts of money on add campaigns targeting younger people using pop music icons

the results indicate that people being told what to do do not care what others think regardless of the people used to sell a idea.

while done with companies this is applied politically. the test are promising Trump is dominating regardless of how many say what he has been saying is wrong regardless of who goes after him. a white man saying things every one was told he cant say and succeeding because of it

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>>16993501
laws of sci shit

1) two things cannot exist in the same place at the same time. has to be false, consider the case of a snake eating a live mouse. or a virus. why would this be a fundamental part of sci? to call people who need tinfoil crazy and conspiracy theorists

2) darwins theory of evolution.
sabretooth... house cat
giant sharks and dragonflys size of 747s planes... now very small
giant human skeletons ... now 5'5 english men

so this theory of evolution is shrinking, feathers, and beaks not mouths? sounds more like de-evolution.

further, for example what ifthey cant find the missing link to monkey and man, because it hasnt happened yet.

also looking at pics of bears and chickens without fur/feathers, its pretty clear bears are dogs, and chickens are velociraptors.

i would guess that t-rexes are now kangaroos and brontosaurs are giraffes. with the rest being like giant field mice, chickens and lizards

anyway ill stop there ;o

>>16993513

>1) two things cannot exist in the same place at the same time. has to be false, consider the case of a snake eating a live mouse. or a virus. why would this be a fundamental part of sci? to call people who need tinfoil crazy and conspiracy theorists
and humans are made of cells
cells and humans are now in the same space
things in those cells are in the same space
.... law is broken
if this law is broken what is possible?
quantom shit.

if these two things exist in the same place, can they talk to each other with their minds? do they know what the other person is feeling because they are in the same place in the same time in the same space

tin foil wat

idk tho
fuck psykiks

im just sayin

>>16993494
OP has sucked Michelle Obama's dick.

>>16993494
There was some story that Obama was gay in college and they fixed him up with a tranny so he could still be gay but appear to be a normal family man.

>>16993410
Unfalsifiable =/= provable.

There are people out there who believe in conspiracies but side with the alleged conspirators.

for example, people who believe in the NWO but support it and even say they are members.

>>16993454
It's called tidal locking and it's not uncommon.

The moon does spin, it just spins at a rate synced with its rate of orbit so one side faces us. This is a result of astrophysics.

>>16993421
>Seeing is believing, ha know?

Why not go watch a Foucault pendulum?

>>16993494
>What's your evidence for the third?

Joan Rivers literally said on camera that Barack was gay and Michelle was a tranny. A few months later she's killed by her doctor doing retarded malpractice shit.

>>16994344
Yes. This is true

>>16994406
That sounds familiar but I dont know if ive heard it or not. But I remember seeing a video where he was pictured with his lover, some Arab guy he went to school with

>>16993459
Believe it or not, this is pretty much the same mechanism that mainstream science uses to explain why natural satellites are so often "locked" to their planets - the Moon is somewhat deformable, so Earth's gravity means that one side's heavier.

>>16993454
>And lol and behold, the one singular object in the sky we can observe with our own eyes, seemingly doesn't rotate! Gee willickers how fascinating

That's not actually surprising, just not immediately intuitive. Actually, almost all moons in the Solar System have a rotational period equal to their orbital period.

It's no coincidence, either. It's due to the same effect that creates tides - the gravity of the planet creates a small bulge on the facing side of the moon. As the moon rotates, it has to pull that bulge away - so there's a small braking force. That gradually slows the moon's rotation until it eventually becomes synchronized with its orbit, so that the tidal bulge always points towards the planet and the rotation never has to lift it against the planet's gravity.

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>>16993405
>Bob barker died in the 90s, advanced puppetry used to keep him as host.

I met Barker in 2004. Sorry m8.

>>16994881
Thats just how good the puppetry is m8. Hes a synth

Russia is only supporting Assad so that more terrorists will go to Europe in retaliation for the sanctions over Ukraine.

Most of the GOP would support gun control if it didn't get them votes. Both parties would do the same to the first amendment.

The Chinese government is promoting the growing of water-hungry crops like rice and almonds in the arid/desert regions of California to create another dust bowl.

Anti-government conspiracy shit like Cliven Bundy, FEMA death camps, sovereign citizens/"black moors", etc, are promoted by anti-American groups (China, Russia, Iran) to cause national and racial disunity.

>>16993410
>>16993410
As a pilot I can't help but laugh at how wrong you people are, this movement has shaken everything I believe in, I hope people don't think of me the way I think of you when I spout certain conspiracies

>>16994798
>>16994798
The bulge your describing isn't from a malformation it's actually the effect of the earth being dragged across the universe by the sun which is rotating twords a black hole in the center of tge milky way galaxy

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>>16993513
This has so many flaws
>snake eating a live mouse
Well the snake is expanding to adjust to the mouse. The mouse isn't merging with its skin to be two alive things in one space.
>a virus
They teach us in highschool biology that viruses aren't alive.

Life has become much easier over time and you have to keep in mind that part of the extinction of the sabre tooth cat and such came from geological changes. For instance we lost the ability to eat raw meat because cooked food is much easier to digest, not because we are somehow going through a de-evolution.

Anyways, your theories are shit. Do some more research faggot. Also ancient aliens are to blame for our progress, all hail the gods from above.

9/11 was an inside job

our universe is just a simulation running off some kind of entities supercomputer or imagination.

also theres other worlds where things of the mind and imagination exist.

>>16993405
>our sun dies a little every time a planet goes barren
>the sun feeds off of living planets that create god particles
>earth is its main source of food
>the death of mars took a major food source from the sun which created global warming
>this is why stars go super nova and why black holes exist

>>16993410
The flat earth hypothesis has already been falsified several times.

Consider the Coriolis effect, it makes no sense if you consider Earth to be flat; however it's perfectly explainable given our current model of the universe.

Flat earth guy here.

Kudos to everyone in the thread. Very amicable people trying to set me straight with polite knowledge, and only one pilot who has lost faith in people, but hey welcome to 4chan.

Would still love to get on that space station.

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>>16995721
By far the most ludicrous theory in this thread

OK so I think their are certain things in our lives that are total fabrications but these fabrications are meaningless. I.e. I don't think my dog is actually the decedent of a wolf.

How can people even think the earth is flat when you can travel both east and west from the same location to somewhere else?

>>16993421
Oh you know how you can't see after a certain point, known as the horizon? And you know how the stars twinkle weirder closer to said horizon? That's because the earth isn't flat.

>>16996918
>implying these people travel

The Powers That Be fund video games and pornography knowing that the Huxleyan masses will quietly sate the desires that fuel unrest with simulations, and will gladly work eight hours as a cog in the machine to afford the opportunity to do so. Basically subsidizing the cultivation of the lotus flower to preempt Haymarket riots.

The reason chemtrails and verichips are laughable isn't because they're unrealistic, it's because they're unnecessary. We do it all willingly.

>>16995677
>Anyways, your theories are shit. Do some more research faggot. Also ancient aliens are to blame for our progress, all hail the gods from above.
>>>/b/ is over that way kid. not sure why you attack the guy for sharing his opinion.

>>16993416

if you're interested, take a look:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk4YqPtvJao

i gotta admit, i find many of the arguments presented here to be... very interesting. i'll leave it at that.

i'm not a flat-earther, i just have Cartesian doubt of sorts, and a desire to hear people out.

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>it's a flat earther "evidence" thread

>>16997932
sure, sure. but they're also laughable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8

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>>16998120
I hope I didn't hurt his feelings!

>>16993405
Alex Jones is Bill Hicks.

>>16995861
i dunno about iss
but you can go to space for w/ certain companies
albeit for ludicrous amounts of cash
also, the only argument for flat earth i thought had any potential credence was the southern hemisphere flight plans, which to me lost all credence when I gave it the benefit of the doubt, and then discovered I can easily book a nonstop flight from Australia to South America

I have a theory that Donald Trump is working for Hillary Clinton if anyone wants to hear it. It's not too crazy really

>>16998477
What in sam fuck would Bill Hicks have to gain from that.

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>>16993405

>michelle obama is actually a tranny.


Uh "she" is
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQwR0A3-xWA

a tin foil hat protects you from many outside forces and prevents headaches. try one on, hell, even just put a peice of tinfoil over your head for 2 seconds

>>16998565
shieeeit wish I knew a tranny that actually sounded like a chick
She does have a bit of an adam's apple though
idfk

>>16998537
lets hear it

>>16995096
>The Chinese government is promoting the growing of water-hungry crops like rice and almonds in the arid/desert regions of California to create another dust bowl.
any info or links? i don't trust china at all but you barely ever hear negative shit about them getting news coverage.

>>16995096
>The Chinese government is promoting the growing of water-hungry crops like rice and almonds in the arid/desert regions of California to create another dust bowl.

"Clem, what should we grow on the farm?'"

Funny you should ask, the Chinese Government was on the phone earlier and said to grow almonds.

"Well, shit lets plant some full grown almond trees right now!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr6rp0HYgQ8

>>16993405
the world is a prison, when you die you will be reincarnated to suffer again until you live your life right. The elite profit off of the misery of this world keeping souls coming back and back by baiting them with materialism, sex, greed, violence and drugs through the media.

>>16998754
So it has been reported by both the Trump camp and Clinton camp that Bill Clinton called Trump the night before he announced his campaign. Who knows why. It hasn't been confirmed or anything but it's interesting that both sides said so. Also interesting that it has been confirmed that some of the people in the crowd during his campaign announcement were paid actors. Trump can be considered pretty liberal in the past; maybe fiscally conservative, but he does not strike me as someone who would irrationally hate Mexicans to the degree he does. He also has been pretty friendly with the Clintons in the past, and even donated to Hillary's last campaign. But in the first debates, he mostly focused on striking the other Republican candidates, humiliating all of them in varying amounts. He still seems more focused on eliminating other Republican candidates than he does on beating Hillary. He is definitely trying to put the Republican field in disarray. He appeals to a large number of Republicans by putting out the raw, unfiltered views that they've held for years. It's a large enough group that it got him in the front of the polls for a while, but puts off some of the moderates. Even now, the polls are shifting all the time. I think Hillary has carefully studied demographics and what conservatives want, and given them something that will appeal to them and intrigue others, leaving the Republicans confused and disorganized. If he makes it to primaries, she will be sure to win. If he doesn't, the party will still be unsure of who to back.

>>16998477
i like this one. they look enough alike. and alex jones started his radio stuff a year after hicks died. 2spoooopy.

US Government created isis with the full intention of bringing them over to the US (with Syrian refugees) in order to establish a police state, enforce curfews, keep us all under control with the looming threat of terrorism over our heads.

This was put into motion pre-911.

Long con, bitches.

>>16998873
interesting and less crazy than a lot of shit here
I dont think he hates mexicans though
I think he has an issue with the FUCKING TERRORIST cartels running drugs and chopping peoples heads off and shit, as well as the little "illegal" before immigration.
Before Border patrol just started releasing detained illegals, some with criminal records, thus prompting waves of immigrants, the main groups of immigrants were coming through with paid guides from the cartels.
All I'm saying is that south of the border may as well be a warzone with all the cartels, and everyones trying to get the fuck out of dodge.
How about we unfuck mexico instead of straining our own system?
I digress.
I think campaign funding is the main conspiracy in US elections, though its not really a conspiracy

Wait can someone talk about the Swedish guy
I haven't heard of this yet

>>16999075
Terrorist isn't the right word there but no I get what you're saying. I agree Mexico does have a huge problem and it's about time someone stepped in. Saying Trump irrationally hates Mexicans wasn't exactly correct, but I would've expected him 2 or so years ago to have put the illegal immigration problem a little bit more delicately. Now he's just saying that they're all criminals and that we should get Mexico to build a wall for us, which is something that really only rural conservatives with less education and understanding of the real political and social climate elsewhere in the country would think is a viable option

>>16994344

I'm one of those guys. Not so much NWO, but the actual Illuminati were founded on the principles of the enlightenment, free speech, free thought, and education. If they're still out there undermining religious authority then I'm OK with that.

>>16999802

You're wrong about the illuminati. On their surface they might seem like an anti religious organization, but in reality they're one of the most religious.

It's just glorified satanism with narcissism thrown in.

They believe that by harnessing certain types of knowledge they can unlock the powers of God.

That's what Satan tried to do to humanity, illuminati is just the organization of Lucifer, or "bringer of light" in Latin. If you were a lower level member and asked them what their god was they'd say "enlightenment"

If you were a higher level member, they'd admit their god was satan.

On the surface you may think

"Hey, knowledge. Great!"

But this type of stuff gives you a power that is unweildable by humans. When utilized God turns his back on them.

It's the same corruption that took Lucifer down from heaven.

The communist Russian revolution and the French revolution are the big ones that are connected to the illuminati. How did that work out? The reign of terror? The red terror? The Napoleonic Wars? Stalin? WWII? By extension Mao alsoHow many millions dead

The bringer of light is a sham. His whole purpose is to take humanity farther away from God in order to corrupt them. He's jealous of humanity because we have free will while he was made to serve. When we sin we can ask forgiveness while he was thrown down and made to suffer when he sinned against God

By corrupting man he throws what he believes as God's hypocrisy back in his face.

That's what the illuminati really believe. It was always about bringing humanity away from God. One (false) religion, one government, and all people deceived while they feel themselves "enlightened".

If the illuminati and NWO are successful it won't be a good thing. Humanity will be treated as cattle to the ones up top, getting their orders from someone with a great hatred for all of us. Think of it like unit 731, it learned quite a bit. Only had to brutally torture a few thousand people to become "enlightened"

>>16999802

It doesn't matter what any of us think though. A nation controlled by the bringer of light already unlocked the power of the sun in 1945 and used it to vaporize tens of thousands instantly.

That "knowledge" will probably eventually lead to the destruction of humanity. Nothing we can do about it now.

Nuclear war is inevitable, it's not if but when.

There is no game to play, most of us were born after the opposing side had already won. Now we just sit around waiting for the clock to run out.

>>16995096
>Anti-government conspiracy shit like Cliven Bundy, FEMA death camps, sovereign citizens/"black moors", etc, are promoted by anti-American groups (China, Russia, Iran) to cause national and racial disunity.

this isn't a conspiracy, its literally in Russian geostrategic military textbooks.

a guy named Alexander dugin wrote a book called "foundations of geopolitics" in which he details just this sort of thing, and this book is taught to Russian officers.

it's very much a real thing.

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The NWO is real and is using this ISIS situation so it can march into the Middle East unquestioned.

It's just like the propaganda that was used in the US with the "Red Scare". Where they brainwashed people to hate Russkies and Commies. Except, with ISIS, it's on a world scale. So, everyone will hate Islam and if everyone does it will give the SuperPowers free access to take the Middle East. No questions asked because the entire world will be okay with it.
Like another anon said it's the long con. They really ramped it up with 9/11.

>>16993405
Rush limbaugh is jim morrison.

Morrison and limbaughs family are all govt. Morrison died 71 limbaugh started 72. He has no history. Way more reasons, im relatively certain

>>16999123

It's not a conspiracy. Its true. His name is Max Martin.

A Swedish jew that writes almost every single pop song that reaches #1

Since the late 90s he has had 54 top 10 songs, that's the most in history. 16 more than the second place person, Madonna.

Only john Lennon and Paul McCartney have had more #1 hits.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Martin

>>16999926

>If the illuminati and NWO are successful it won't be a good thing. Humanity will be treated as cattle to the ones up top, getting their orders from someone with a great hatred for all of us. Think of it like unit 731, it learned quite a bit. Only had to brutally torture a few thousand people to become "enlightened"

How is this any different than now?

>>16993513
>darwins theory of evolution.
>sabretooth... house cat
>giant sharks and dragonflys size of 747s planes... now very small
>giant human skeletons ... now 5'5 english men
>so this theory of evolution is shrinking, feathers, and beaks not mouths? sounds more like de-evolution.
>further, for example what ifthey cant find the missing link to monkey and man, because it hasnt happened yet.
>also looking at pics of bears and chickens without fur/feathers, its pretty clear bears are dogs, and chickens are velociraptors.
This is the most retarded shit I've read so far today, thanks for the keks lmao

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>>16999999
niceeeeeeee

>>16999144
>terrorism isnt the right word
whut
>media blackouts
>corruption of officials through bribery/intimidation
>executions 'n' shit
hay check this out
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/10/21/she-tweeted-against-the-mexican-cartels-they-tweeted-her-murder.html
Not terrorists my left nut.
>>16999936
>nuclear war is inevitable
and stopped reading there
stop being such a fucking pessimist for no goddamn reason
also
>he thinks 'merica is controlled by lucifer
>he also thinks the atomic bombings were eebil
holy shit anon get a grip

>>16999999
that's the point,is it's already happening

the nwo is already here

>>16999802
This.

>>16993513
How bout you finish elemantary school, k? And don't bother coming back

>>16996918
Because the earth is a disc with the north pole in the center of it. When you go east to west you're just rotating around the center

>>16998873
So why did he announce his candidacy last election as well?

>>16996691

That's more of a "I wasn't there to see it so I have no proof that it actually happened that way" belief.

Which to be honest, is actually a pretty sound way to think.

How come things stopped evolving?

Like why has the American honey bee began disappearing, rather than the queen start giving birth to the next in line more resilient super bee?

Why are monkeys nowadays ok with being monkeys?

Just seems like deer, birth deer, birth deer... Where's super deer already?

Hard mode: your answer must not contain the phrase "millions of years."

>>17000233
>Hard mode: your answer must not contain the answer
ftfy

>>17000233
>>17000242
This. You're an idiot.

To put it in very simple terms: The United States "evolved" from Great Britain. Great Britain still existed for a long time after that, and eventually evolved into the UK.

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>>16999999
SIXES

>>17000269
GB was to the US as Greece was to Rome

>>17000269
Seems like large amounts of world history will occur before another ape gives birth to a human.

Shithead.

>>17000013
The oxygen content in the air is decreasing. They can't breathe in enough oxygen to sustain ridiculously large bodies. Dinosaurs would die if they came back

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>>17000233
Things didn't stop evolving. Individual organism don't evolve, evolution refers to beneficial changes in entire populations. We didn't evolve from modern day monkeys, modern day monkey and humanity both evolved from a shared ancestor somewhere along the timeline.

There, now stop being a smarmy little faggot.

>>17000308
Heard, like, every single Dino bone hadn't been discovered until the 1850s.

Pretty neat conspiracy right?

They weren't finding those things digging up the ground for castles and shit?

>>17000318
Just seems like current day monkeys would love to get a hold of all the sweet shit us humans got.

Wtf is taking them so long?

Douchebag.

>>17000324
What the fuck are you talking about? Some modern day apes are known to use tools, orangutans come to mid immediately, and actually do utilize human-made implements when they find them. Their evolutionary path followed a different set of mutations than humanity's did, but was equally successful in the continued survival of the population.

>>16999999
What's that? Dub trips?

>>17000338
What evolutionary path was that exactly.

What environment lead monkeys to be ok with using a rock, I'm sorry, tool.

And what wildly different area did modern humans develope in to make us travel to the moon?

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>>16998565
Holy shit....

>>16993405
I'm fairly certain that feminism is a Jew machine that works both as a smokescreen for bigger issues (like all the shit that's going on with food in America eg. patenting SEEDS WTF) and to drag down the level of critical discussion.

>>17000351
Humanity went down a much more social path, with larger brains that allowed for better critical thinking skills and specifically language.

Modern day apes and monkeys followed the path of physicality, becoming either stronger, or more agile, or some combination of the two

The fact that many monkey species are highly social points to the fact that we share many ancestral traits with each other.

Humanity has controlled its own environment for a very long time now, as well, basically as soon as agriculture became the norm for food production. This allowed humanity as a species to evolve in a much different way than a traditional species would, as we didn't have to worry about many factors that exist in the wild. Shelter, the warding off of predators, and a semi-reliable food supply obviated natural selection in the realm of outright survivability.

Judging by your poor grasp of grammar, and the fact that you are literally ignoring everything I'm saying leads me to believe that I'd be better off trying to explain this to a gorilla anyway.

You keep on keeping on though, champ. I'm sure someone won't laugh at you on sight someday.

>>16998873
It's an interesting theory, but I have to say there's too much of a leap. In business you donate to people who help you make money, you say things that help you make money, you support things that make you money. The top one percent support democrats every election by leaps and bounds. There is a good reason for that, they get tax breaks and loop holes to keep more of their money. It makes complete sense to say that trump donated to clinton but doesn't actually support her on a personal level. I think trumps intention is to be the next great conservative president, and frankly I know he would be

>>16999967
I like this

>>17000369
just wondering how one species in one environment could branch out into two radically differing paths. The monkeys being monkeys, the other monkeys evolving super intelligence.

You can say aliens, it'd make more sense than anything you're currently saying. It would actually be an answer.

Special little guy...

>>17000393
Ok, anti evolution guy here.

He's gonna let it rest at aliens, maybe he's sorry for hurling insults.

But since he's not coming back I'd like to say it was god's hand that created man.

>>17000424
Wrong

Evolution is real, you idiot.

>>17000374
Trump is shit. It's the republicans who give huge tax breaks to big companies, not to say democrats don't too, but they also want social programs to help the lower class. "Conservative" is a shit term that republicans use to try and make themselves look better. In reality, they are destroying the USA. Thanks.

>>17000364
Are you even aware what Feminism is? It is a social movement for gender equality. It is not a conspiracy theory that in these modern times, people should get equal pay for equal work, rights against descrimination, and greater social equality. You don't hear Feminism being talked about on the news, unlike the 500 other stories they use to "distract you from the real issues." Pls fuck off.

>>17000424

Then who was dinosaurs

>>17000465
>>17000319

>>17000364
>drag down the level of critical discussion.
Well based on your post it sure is working.

>>16993449
It's a troll/meme designed to make fun off paranormal x types who will believe almost everything, and make them question themselves. It's dumb and played out though, so call it out as the dumb bait that it is when you see it

>>16995096
They do support gun control anon, it's called the United States federal budget, which funds the ATF, becuae if you're anti-fed then you're blanketly marked as a criminal. Useful idiot repubtards and libtards alike don't like anybody that isn't "tough on crime". The supreme court also recognizes regulations of the second amendment, which is through interperetation logic instead of literal face value is totally constitutional. Shall not be infringed apparantly wasn't clear enough.

Fluoride may fix up your teeth or dull your brain, but the government doesn't really care. What they do care about is special interest groups in aluminium manufacturing that want to be paid for the fluoride waste that comes with smelting bauxite to make aluminium.

>>16999952
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/380614/dugins-evil-theology-robert-zubrin

>>16995096
>>16999952
This. My favorite example is the Kennedy assassination. We now know, as a point of documented history, that the KGB intentionally fanned the conspiracy theory flames surrounding it for this very reason.

As to that first one about Russia and Assad, I wouldn't be surprised if they thought of the refugee crisis as a bonus, but no. There's much more important economic and strategic reasons behind that relationship.

>>16993410
>but equally as unprovable as any of yours posted
what shape shadow does the Earth cast on the moon?

>>16994334
>>16994406
Oh, ok.

>>16994406
Joan Rivers is a comedian

>>16998565
If she was a tranny, that wouldn't happen from a dick. I know trannies, drag queens and "female impersonators". They know how to tape and tuck their shit. Saw one in a fucking bikini, their junk easily passed as a labia.

>>16999936
>A nation controlled by the bringer of light already unlocked the power of the sun in 1945 and used it to vaporize tens of thousands instantly.
how many world wars have we had since then, nigga?

Mutually assured destruction means that super powers play nice.

>>16999970
neat

>>17000233
extinction is a natural part of evolution

>>17000393
>just wondering how one species in one environment could branch out into two radically differing paths.
geographical separation? social separation?

>>16994389

The moon doesn't spin, when it was formed during the time that Mars-sized object collided with earth, and sent shrapnel of crust and stuff into space, it didn't turn the orbital body like earth was when the primordial nebula/ disk of gas was ignited to form the sun. And kept spinning to form the planets.

The formation of a satellite compared to a planet is very different. The moon doesn't spin, it does make revolutions around the earth though. There is a big difference. Such as one side is permanently lit and one side is permanently dark.

>>16995728

This one is actually supported (in part) by recent findings in quantum mechanics. We hear evidence every day that we are in a simulation, a hologram. Like when a photon is extended differently when viewed by someone; perception seems to be just as much a universal rule as relativity.

>>16995766

Please don't reproduce.

>>17003446
Spooky particals are truly spooky

>>17003453
I think that might be a little over your head, check out Einsteins work with quantum entanglement, it's a good place to start

>>17003461

Possibly the only thing Einstein was blatantly wrong about. He swore that quantum mechanics, and the general randomness, could be explained with some form of concrete science (not spooky action at a distance) and that it was simply out of reach for the time in which he lived.

>>17003490
Basically string theory right? I'm pretty new to this shit

>>17003472

Lol I'm the guy posting about quantum mechanics. I know a great deal about spooky action and entanglement theory. Nowhere does it state that the sun eats the solar system, and gets mad when one goes barren so it produces hot farts on the planets with life.

It does talk about general relativity and how the fabric of space/time can be bent and is malleable. This is how time differences work with satellites (not the moon) compared to the earth and effect GPS systems.

>>17003501

Yeah, where string theory is a theory to (essentially) explain everything. It is actually really fascinating if you look at quantum mechanics closely. It has a reputation of being random, which it is. But it also is quite possible to break the speed of light barrier. Quantum entanglement entails two particles having this sort of link. And the particles can be anywhere, on different sides of the universe even. And if it change one thing, let's say measure the speed of one, it directly, almost instantaneously, changed for the linked particle. Going much faster than the speed of light.

This is leading to breakthrough's with quantum computing and even teleportation. It's a crazy world we live in, if you're an astrophysicist.

>>17003501
>>17003533
No, String theory was a new way to interpret subatomic particles. Different thing entirely.

>>17003540

You are right, but so am I. String theory was a new way of looking at astrophysics, and a new way of looking at the universe. It was a theory to understand everything, and to do that we had to look on a subatomic level.

Looking at things that small can be visualized by these "strings." Similar to the makeup of a pool table. These strings connect everything, and are even thought to possibly be wormholes.

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150409-can-science-ever-explain-everything

This link explains how the two are linked. And now a craving for such a theory has Kickstarter modern concepts to understand the universe.

>>16999936

Nuclear fission is entirely different from nuclear fusion, my good chum.

>>16998627
is tin foil even easily attainable? most of what I call "tin foil" is actually aluminum foil which is much more common and widely available.. but I could be wrong. Does walmart or another chain store carry actual tin foil? and can any one confirm even anecdotally that tin foil actually prevents headaches?

>>16993410

Flat Earth is observably true. Spherical Earth theory just doesn't make any sense and has numerous flaws with physics

>>17002824

>>17003671
go shit up your own thread

>>17003685

Only 2 minutes and the JIDF agents come out kek.

You know a theory is actually the truth when the JIDF try to suppress it relentlessly.

>>16995728
>goes to supercomputer
>finds program "god.exe"
>click
>somewhere in the cpu, a universe is born

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>>16993470
I was on board before the whole "moon ringing like a bell" thing. Sound waves are mechanical, meaning they need a medium, such as air, to vibrate through. Sound cannot vibrate through a vacuum (space), so we wouldn't possibly be able to detect anything like that with our ears alone. That's either a popular lie, or an interesting phenomenon.

>>17003881

Actually there is recent evidence to disprove the theory that there is no sound in space. The article, if I remember correctly, described sound being able to travel through it, but we as humans are not able to hear it.

>>17003911
>we wouldn't possibly be able to detect anything like that with our ears alone
>our ears alone
so

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>France was another False Flag in a long line of False Flags in recent years

I wanted to do research on this to prove/disprove it and maybe even seek help in digging deeper, including the past events.

>>16993421
No there really is not, you're just so retarded your brain will just allow any bit of intellectual flotsam in.

>>16993470
I just want you to reread your paragraph, really savour the idiocracy that has leaked through the amazingly complex series of nerves that connect the shrivelled husk of an organ you call your brain to the sausage like tubes of flesh that are your fingers. Once you've really savoured that BS aroma of poorly cooked up arguments you should go outside and avoid touching a computer until you've lost a chromosome.

>>16998873
I have a similar theory that trumps campaign along with several other movements are part of a process to degrade social conservatism and replace the family values demographic with a younger more tech-savvy demographic.

Big foot is a creature called a uaguay (can't spell it)

Its a creature that becomes real when a mass population believing in it.
Its why it is never fully captured and only glimpses of it are seen.

One bigfoot story is one where a man heard someone walk on his porch in front of his cabin every night for a week. He finally had enough and nailed nails into a board and left it on his welcome mat. Aimed his shot gun at the door and waited. He then heard footsteps and a scream. He opened the door and fired. Saw it was bigfoot who screamed and scattered into a million particles and disapeared.

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>>653620522
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>>16993513

Best post I've read in months.

>>17004798
Both the left and the right benefit from the degradation of social conservatism.

The right wing as I stated get a small boost to ratings and more net-savvy(old-fashioned family values type people usually aren't good with internet based operations which is a big thing considering the internet is the most influential media front on the planet.)followers to help push their agendas.Take note of which groups are for or against trump.Fox news is against him and their target audience is the post-middle aged family vales type who are being replaced whereas his backers are sites like breitbart.This can(and already is to a small degree) blow up in their face when the anti-Semitic/racist segments of the "Red-pilled" groups being brought in attack the older conservatives.Thia has already happened to an extent with the kekservative hash tag.

>>17000233

Those organisms don't reproduce fast enough for us to observe their evolution in our lifetimes.

If you want an example that doesn't require you to examine fossil records, check out rats and insects exposed to pesticides, or better yet, bacteria. Since the introduction of penicillin, the genetic makeup of many diseases has adapted to the point that we need higher doses of the stuff to cure ourselves.

>>17004882
The left on the other hand gains several far larger benefits in both the short and long term.

The big difference between the "red-pillers" and the old-fashioned conservatives is because old-fashioned conservatism is rooted in genuine religious beliefs and discomfort towards newer social concepts whereas "red-pillers" beliefs are rooted in juvenile contrarianism.People who complain about SJWs do so for the most part because 4chan/reddit tells them to.The left are having there legitimate opponents replaced by meme-spouting anime-obsessed bizzaro hipsters who are more worried about impressing people on an anonymous anime website than honoring their cultures traditions.

>>17000393

>one species in one environment could branch out into two radically differing paths. The monkeys being monkeys, the other monkeys evolving super intelligence.
These two species seem radically different to us because our superior brainpower is central to how we perceive the world. But genetically speaking, humans and chimps, for instance, are 98% the same. We also both have opposable thumbs, chew with similar teeth, and are smart enough to use tools.

Just cause chimps aren't writing theater doesn't mean we made such a huge evolutionary leap as you suggest.

>>17003472

>my retarded theories are true because quantum mechanics
>if you were a PhD level cern physicist like me you would understand

>>17004909
>People who complain about SJWs do so for the most part because 4chan/reddit tells them to

Yeah, it's not because they're coo-coo for coco poofs pants on head retarded or anything. Nah, it's not that they're pushing harder inequality and dividing people even more by slapping on more labels for everyone than a box of poptarts. Nope, couldn't be the extreme extent of blatant lying and crying wolf/making shit up to drum up support. Definitely not their dislike of free speech, free thought, and common sense. Totally all because of 4chan.

I'm pretty liberal and I don't like them one bit.

>>16999999
Holy fuckeroonie

>>16993405
>Humans can actually use magic at some degree
>But they need to believe it truly ever since they were born and keep on meditation and such to it work

>>17004909
Stop in think for a minute that what if during the bill nye vs ken ham debate ham started spouting internet memes and using the fedora strawman argument.If the main opponents of Atheism/homosexuality/feminism are people on an anime board who also have both a "waifu" and a hentai folder on their computer the former three groups aren't going to seem so radical.

It's a big deal that companies recognize this.If the corporate world doesn't respect you then you loose a certain type of power.

The group that got the most shows on TV banned were not "SJWs" but rather the christian PTA group that got several fairly hyped shows like the American version of Skins,666 park avenue and the playboy bunny club cancelled (the playboy bunny club got taken out after one episode.)

http://onemillionmoms.com/successes
As you can see they've taken down quite a lot of shows.

They did this by threatening to boycott the companies that used the commercials to advertise their products.This is quite an effective tactic.It doesn't work though if the corporate world doesn't respect you.That's the type of power you loose with the redpill conservative.

The Gamergate movement is a perfect example of this.At first they were somewhat successful by getting companies like Intel to pull their ads from websites which cost those sites money until the advertisers saw the people threatening to boycott them were neck-bearded anime-obsessed contrarians.

Honda,ford and Bayer care about what the shrinking PTA groups can churches goers think of them.No big name company cares what someone who had a "waifu" thinks of them.

If you notice a lot of kids shows like Steven universe and adventure time feature content that would of gotten an adult show cancelled in the 90s. I think that's a byproduct.


Think about how /tv/ and /pol/ tried to get bella and the bulldogs cancelled then look at all the shows One Million Moms were able to get cancelled.

>>16993410
These salmon would not outcompete regular salmon because they would starve to death because the grow faster than they could find food in the wild. If wild salmon could eat fast enough to grow as fast as the genetically modified salmon, they would grow as fast as the genetically modified salmon. Competition selects salmon which grow as fast as the food supply allows because of competition. The AntiGMO-Tards merely spread FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt)!

>>17003691
>what is the Coriolis effect

>>16999144

This post illustrates why i believe most whites are voting for Trump. It seems to come from an immature mind, like a highschool kid that just wants to be accepted and parrot the common and not very well thought-out ideas. People that dont understand society huh? That sounds like most people. If we dont elect Trump or Sanders the white man is dead.. Dead forever.. Sanders would open the door to Communism and other depravities. Our world is in flames while completely uneducated fools burn everything in their selfish anger.. We cant even talk about any of this. Literally. Since when has the Us become a communist prison?? No Freedom of speech? What your post assumes is that political correctness is truth.. Most people understand better than that and are thus being selfish/dishonest.. Your post could be used as a mantra/poster child of this current generation. You want what you want, fuck other people, they must be stupid/racist. A very immature judgment, these people are the most foolish/unenlightened/uneducated people in the USA right now. This is the exact reason i will be voting for Trump. Im tired of being attacked by people with no logical who do not engage in any kind of thoughtful communication but rely on the pressure of herd-mentality and other absurdities.

Obama is not a US citizen.
1. When he released his digital birth certificate it took months for him to finally release it. When it was released a man analyzed it and found that the file code for it showed that it had gone through Photoshop.

2. When he was a child he went overseas to be schooled in Indonesia, while they were communist. The only way to attend their schools at the time was you were required to renounce your citizenship and become a full citizen of their country.

So even if you ignore the people who question his birth certificate, their is still speculation about his citizenship.

Obama supports communism: Both his parents traveled around the country and spread the idea of communism. They were so commuted to doing that they left Barrack with his grandmother to be raised by her.

He was put in power by a group of high elite rich. People who say he was voted despite being black ignore the fact he was voted for BECAUSE he was black.

There is a man who was famous for revealing things. He said he found a video of obama in college attending a communist meeting at the college. That man died a few days before the date he was going to release the video. He died of a heart attack after leaving a bar. Did you know there is a chemical that causes heart attacks that can easily be slipped in a drink? The government has revealed for a while now they've had the technology for years.

This man also used to stand in front of a hotel where the elite rich met for their meetings. He'd stand outside with a megaphone and would shout who was walking inside and tell people they were meeting there.

This group I believe plans to dramatically lower the earth's population. Sure are a lot more gay people than there used to be... "Oh gee we should embrace them". Sure are a lot of movements to support abortion... "It should be on every corner in the US". They claim to be open with what they want to do and their main goals. So you could Google all the other things they plan to do.

The theory of evolution as it is has a lot of flaws that need to be addressed. Im not retarded and want it gotten away with, I just want the flaws to be addressed and analyzed so we can modify the theory. It pisses me off people stubbornly refuse to change it or look st its flaws because only crazy people are suppose to question it.

Theory as is: Evolution is random mutations. Problems: One creature mutating does not make a species. Captive tigers cannot be used to save the species because all are too genetically close. If one hundred tigers can't make a species how the hell does one single mutated animal's offspring start evolution?

Also animals are suppose to evolve by keeping random traits they benefit from. But, everything had to start out as useless. A extra arm is neat, but it starts out as a nub before it is a arm and the creature has no reason to keep it.

Scientists recently argued life on land couldn't have come from the ocean because nostrils would of had to of been indentions half way through the skull. Which the animal would have no reason to have. Guess what they discovered years later? A fossil of a fish with two holes in its face that were half way through the skull.

I believe the answer is intelligent design. God nudges things along while they just derp around with no idea that lump will be a arm or those random holes will be a new sensory organ.

>>17007974
You are retarded.

>>17007974
I also think animals evolve by a mass population change. Recently rattle snakes in the US are more aggressive. It is thought the answer is because snakes rattle to warn animals but people are being stupid trigger happy fucks who shoot when they find it. So the snakes will instead lash out and bite without a warning. Populations that are no where near human habitation are reacting the same, on a mass scale. I think all changed so all could benefit.

Back in our very own history there is something called "the bottle neck" we don't know what happened but thousands of years ago a global disasters wiped out most of our ancestors. It was thought only a thousand were in the world at the time.
(One man went around and boned a lot of the women, we know this by looking at DNA of modern humans.)

Scientists know this is the point in nature when we became homosapiens. We suddenly started making art and complex tools. It's thought what ever the bottle neck was, it made us adapt to be smarter.

A mass population dramatically all changed their behavior to adapt at once.
I think this is the key to understanding evolution better.

>>16995721
"Conspiracy"

>>17007988
You are close minded.

You evolved from one fish's offspring.
If they were the only ones to survive then there goes genetic diversity.

One of it's offspring mutated and bred and was the only survivor. Then one of it's offspring mutated and bred and was the only survivor.
The gene pool gets more restrained. How does coding get more diverse if it gets more restrained? Why did the fish keep a nub that drags in the water just so it's offspring 1000,000 years in the future could walk on land?

If mutations are good why does nature punish it? Animals born with extreme mutations rarely live past infancy. They are born sickly and die almost instantly. Google "mutant" and see how many extreme ones are dead infant animals in a jar. Hermaphrodite humans are all born sterile. Because nature fucked up so bad it doesn't want that thing to reproduce. Nature treats mutations like a mistake.
You inbred son of a fish beaver that boned five monkeys.

>>17003659
Oh, you poor, lost soul..