/div/ - Divination General (Black edition)

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Tell me something and I'll tell you something back.

Hello all, how are you today?

>>16983597
Will it Take long until this person come in my life? Or any other

>>16983631
Hey, how are you Stocking? So you're flavor of the week or going to stay here a bit longer?

>>16983619
I am curious if I have future as an actor. I recently landed a role from an interview for a tv show.

>>16983619
If bees go extinct the earth would die in 5 years

I wanna know what girls think of me

>>16983631
Just balmy, yourself?

>>16983639
Ha, I've been here for years, just haven't been around /x/ much in the last few. I plan to stick around some.

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>>16983654
And forgot the trip.

>>16983647
Wish I didn't have to work this evening.

>>16983631
There are maggots in my vagina
It feels ticklish :(

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>>16983657
Then let me welcome you back?

>>16983658
Maybe you should consider chewing your food?

>>16983657
Ahh what do you do for a living?

>>16983660
My vagina hasn't grown its teeth yet :(

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>>16983659
As if I could ever leave 4chan...

>>16983661
Get people to do surveys over the phone. Not too bad, but I'd rather work 1st than 2nd shift.

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>>16983665
Baby, all you need is a horny homeless man, he'll use his penis to scoop out dem maggies with his benis.

>>16983635
it's me again
yeah, as said it will be a rather long journey. you can make it quicker if you try not to date everyone who comes your way. not every relationship on this way be a mistake. but you will now when you meet THIS person, because she will come in with a big bang, changing your life

Anybody doing readings?

>>16983616
Hey ya Sorrow!

Can i bother you with a chart reading? My Sisters wants to know her daughter future personality traits :)

>>16983670
Call center, and not sales or customer service, nice gig

Is it a consistent cause/topic?

>>16983670

oh so you're the one who keeps calling my house about a survey, eh?

>>16983642
Yeah, just get ready to have your life controlled for the sake of selling things.

I hope you like butterflies. I hope you like other versions of yourself.

I would say don't act. You can't go back if you make it.

>>16983645
Have fun, you should notice all the ugly bettys chasing you.

Instead, you're focused on those top shelfs.

You need to go out and socialize more, though, less "working", more playing.

>>16983736
Sure, post it.

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I'm a piece of work.

Does my chart agree?

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>/black/ -
/div/
- /paranormal/
>- /magic/

Your future is on its way, just wait.

The present is on the inside, not on here.

Your past was before this moment.

I am getting a strong reading you are having some trouble, try to gain hold on your own perspective before anothers...

Perhaps there is a person in your life who would rather you vent to them than to a stranger.

You need direction.

Here, have some.

>>16983739
We do customer service for insurance sometimes, but mostly just market research. The healthcare related stuff and insurance customer service is consistent but the rest is all over the place, and consistently poorly written.

>>16983742
Probably, just listen to their intro and if you still don't want to participate, politely tell them to take your number off the calling list, they should stop calling you after that.

>>16983744
>Have fun, you should notice all the ugly bettys chasing you.Instead, you're focused on those top shelfs.

but they have big titties tho

>>16983763
shit man how much does it pay

>>16983768
I once asked an adv. girl for a date, she ended up agreeing but then she never called back :(

why do you guys and gals break my heart like that

>>16983774
$9-13/hr depending on how good you did the previous month. Extra $1/hr for bi lingual Spanish speakers. Butter than burger flipping and super lax attendance system plus flexible scheduling.

>>16983619
Hello sir, I did not do nothing since august, just going to the gym and coming home, watch few law of attraction vids, play vidya and music then go to sleep.. What can I do now, read me please?

>>16983787
better than being unemployed

>>16983780
I literally have no idea what you're talking about.

>>16983756
to the german speaking person of the previous thread.
i made some reading about the next year and it lookes so miserable: financial problems, major problems in relathionship, breaking up. can you do a general reading for the next year for me?
>female, 26
>libra
>dark haired, dark eyes
anything else?

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Hello, I want to give a few readings.

>Sun, moon, ascendant
>Gender
>Age

>>16983619
did you know the human baby is a younger version of an adult human? spooky aint it

Will I be a sucessful doctor?

>>16983755
They want, not need

>>16983801
Sun in:27°59' Gemini
Moon in:7°46' Sagittarius
AS in:6°48' Cancer
Male, 18, Gemini, just a quick general reading please

>>16983716
Hey, thank you for your answer .

I don't date everyone who comes my way, I'm rather picky. Well, since I've been trying to make major changes in my life since a while now, hope this lass come my way.

However , at this point won't really wait much longer

Thank you for the reading, appreciate

>>16983801
Sun: pisces. Moon: cancer. Asc: virgo. Age:24

Any future romances on the way?

>>16983801
Virgo, Aries, Aquarius
Male
23

>>16983790
You're having a resting time. Enjoy it. Things will kick off by themselves.

>>16983802
If you even decide to study omg.

>>16983834
>If you even decide to study omg.
sorry I didn't get it, what does it mean

>>16983813
>I don't date everyone who comes my way, I'm rather picky
aren't you a snowflake bet you only pick men with big dicks and deep pockets

>>16983834
Tell me some cool stuff about me maybe one frightening thing also to keep it /x/ based

Something you won't hear from anyone else on here

>>16983801
I remember getting a gold poling card in a poker ball at McDonald'swhen I was younger.

Sun Pisces
Moon Capricorn
Ascendant Taurus

>>16983843
you have maggots in your vagina you unhygenic fuck

>>16983841
Hypergamy. The moment something interesting shows up, she will give up previous guy no matter what.

>>16983848
Pokemon*
Female
22

>>16983841
oh my, i just dont get why ppl have to be that rude. everywhere so much hate

>>16983619
I'll tell you there is no real destination when things aren't moving at all. Is that strange to you?

>>16983849
But im a dude 0_0 maybe I should get myself checked that wasn't cool at all by the way and A little disturbing but not shit my pants scary

Hello beautifuls ^-^
Doing readings! Specialise in advice with relationships, people and situations
Can do most stuff but will only do financial readings when I'm bored :D!

>>16983849
This reminds me of the tlc show with the girl that was homeless keeping living earthworms in cuts in her arms....

>>16983855
I'll love you bby, let me give your asshole a good licking :^)

>>16983868
>>16983868
>But im a dude 0_0
I have bad news for you son... you *were* a dood, not anymore

time to yell allah akbar and declare jihad on your nether regions

>>16983875
that's a good idea for pet houses

Can you make up your mind querents without the false guidence of a psychic reading?

Or are you too scared too trust your own light?

>>16983868
>But im a dude 0_0
scared the fuck outta you didn't I :^)

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>>16983799
A general reading for your next year. Let's get a Celtic Cross for you here.

Ah, this one, I'm sorry to say, looks a bit similar to the one that you described today. I see some financial difficulties will be at play, and they seem imposed by the choices you'll make. Ah, what sort of a choice? I think you'll struggle to decide on which voice you should obey: is it the head or the heart that has the best thing to say?

From the very beginning, I see you leaning more towards your emotions more, and the end of logic where it counts is what shall leave you sore. Chasing after something that you think is fair is what will lead deep into a place where your zealous nature came finally to bear upon the more logical thoughts in your mind. And, thereafter, some constriction you'll find.

Trying so hard! Trying so hard to move on, but it seems all too clear to this bard that you'll likely ignore the help you stumble on. Blind to the world and the help they unfurl! But your friends and family are the ones to whom you should reach.

And, at the very end, I see that you'll reach a place of...it's not clear to me whether the world will be your oyster, or whether you'll still be stuck in the fantasy that first came about by manner of how you sought to do right and got involved in the wrong fight.

I'm sorry that I don't have better news, or something more hopeful to tell, but I wish you the best of luck; and, remember: the future's always in flux.

>>16983747
Sorry i am having a hard time finding a page that lets me post dates over 2000 :/

Her birthday is March 31 2009 Born at 12:30 PM

Does that work or do you need the chart?

>>16983892
Also, The country Venezuela, State Zulia, City Maracaibo

>Male
>Taurus
>26

Will I die alone in a relentless anguish without the comfort of my friends, or even my family, only to wonder what could have been with the woman I love but instead die knowing I can't bring her happiness and instead have failed her?

I hear you guys like depth and detail to the question so...
hollar at me!

>>16983902
Like really dude sounds like you need to be happy and learn to value the people around you instead of asking for some bs confirmation "its gonna be okay" in depth analysis.

Wake up and realize your problems are superficial, learn to enjoy the reality around you man come on

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>>16983747
Never mind found the chart :D

>>16983871
Male
scorpio
general future, let's say month or less. Mainly interested in health and social life though

>>16983890
i did a bigger spread but the cards are mostly the same. it'll be not my year. i should change something. i'm torn between emotions and a rather rational point of view.
thank you very much

>>16983917
Why dont you just appreciate your health and social life in the present moment this isnt a nick cage movie stop asking about what something perfectly fine in the present will be like in the future

Learn to appreciate what is going on now

>>16983879
Uh-oh
>>16983886
Yes made my muscles twitch

>>16983922
If they were perfectly fine do you think I would be asking? What is going on now is fucked

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>>16983875
Hey you think I can get an aura read when you get the chance

>>16983871
hey!! you sound like a qt :D

Can I know what's happening with this girl?

also, does N miss me? she's a girl too :P

>>16983812
It would seem that you're down on your luck right now and are at rock bottom or at least that's how you feel do to your current material wealth status, but this will take an upturn. You might get a new job or a new promotion or something that takes you to higher material wealth. However, in order to do this you need to do it on your own and for yourself. Attempt to be a bit greedy (maybe not just as it comes to wealth either) and don't let yourself get hung up on whether or not you should help others. Right now you should be focused on helping yourself.


>>16983819
Yes you will. But you have to be willing to go out and find them. You seem bored of your current situation and are in need of (or are in the current process of) avoiding current obligations and finding new priorities in your life. Perhaps a vacation with a fair amount of travel is what you need. Either way, it will help you break out of your emotional solitude.

>>16983825
>>16983848
I will do these next.

>>16983917

I'm sensing you are going to be dissatisfied or extremely bored with a girl- be careful of hidden motives either of yours or of hers.
Confidences are going to be betrayed- try looking at things from a different perspective.
Your health is however fine, minor cold tops just eat some oranges/strawberries/vitamin c and you should be okaay :)

>>16983801
Sun:Aries
Moon:Virgo
Ascendant:Scorpio
Male
18
General reading

>>16983938
She is living her life just like you are, next.

Does she miss you? Just fucking call her dude, you guys act like life revolves around your superficial problems like grow a pair of nuts and go find out for yourself

>>16983946
I am sensing you are all giving out general advice in a really bad way

>>16983949
you aint even a mind reader tho >_<

Male, 19, gemini
Asc: cancer
Sun: gemini
Moon: aquarius

I'd like a financial and/or romance reading please.

>>16983958
Are you even old enough to be on this website?

>>16983958
Dont have to be to know that your a being a little bitch about your "situation"

Man up nigga

>>16983963
Finances, get a better job or be happy with what you have

Romance

Itll happen give it time or be more romantic towards your partner

>>16983949
Just a reminder about respecting the querent everyone has an inner battle you want them to see they got this at the same time you don't have to sugar coat it but maybe see it to say it in a way they'll be like hey you know what this person has a point

>>16983945
Fuck off shia, fo real. I didn't even ask you

>>16983946
Hmm...confidences....The bored and dissatisfied is already pretty true but I don't know about that. Can't think of anything any girl could betray

>>16983970
yes :P

>>16983976
All are sugar coating peoples problem solving abilties on this thread

>>16983916
She will be quite a masculine female and by that i mean she wont back from conflict and be very assertive yet deep down she will be nurturing (think as tsundere type). She might get into conflicts with authority due to her ability talk first and think later. There shouldnt be any major difficulties in her life due to her communicative personality. Physically attractive girl and able to flirt with men without sign of promiscuity. A problematic side with self-expression and mother figure - explosive emotions without any grudge. Might have very good carrier yet be alone romantically due to her inability to open emotionally. Fear of intimacy because no one looked at her as a lover. A big problem of nervous breakdown if there's no faith in religion.

Male
Gemini
20

General future reading, please.

>>16983989
Thanks Sorrow! sounds spot on as far as i can tell. hehe.

Again thanks!

>>16983989
damn she sounds hot

>>16983989
By the way, what did you meant by mother figure problems? she as the mother or problem with her mother?

>>16983946
>>16983977
One thing I'm curious about. Do you get the feeling this is a family member that does the betraying or a friend?

>>16984003
Like really dude

Focus on your present

>>16984014
np
>>16984014
You'll have to be a quite dreamy and romantic person. Able to stick with her no matter how many times she will say go away.

>>16984022
that defeats the purpose of a reading...

>>16984029
You dont actually need one at all

>>16984016
Her and mother as authority figure.

>>16984033
why do you say that?

>>16983801
Aries, gemini, cancer.
23, male.
Will it get better financially?

>>16984048
good to know

>>16983988
I was just saying to not put the querent on the spot they may end up less sound than when they asked and that you aint got to tell what wants to be heard but you know what your the div reader who am I to question your methods the fuck do I know anyways onwards as we were right

>>16984028
>how many times she will say go away
haha sounds cute :) would be nice to have a niece like that... I have a distant cousin who's 8 now, she's a cutie

>>16984048
Because a troll wants you to respect your own eyes rather than one's eyes you cannot see

If you can't read this and understand nothing qualifies you to read

>>16983825
You may be having a problem with personal power. Perhaps emotions are taking over you, and you are unable to take control of any situation. What you need is much thicker skin. My advice is spend more time doing more laborious labor. Whatever you do, have it be something that requires some kind of strength or power even if it's mental. It's OK to be an emotional person, but don't let excess emotions get the best of you. If you don't do anything about finding a way to handle your emotional side, you will become a dramatic, obsessive and fickle person.

>>16983848
Huh. Everything reversed: the reading.
You are not taking good care of your physical self. You need to eat more wholesome foods and engage in more physical activity and stop attempting to hide in the mental world. It's also possible that you are acting in a greedy way and are letting your wants take over you while ignoring what is truly good for yourself. This is because you are overly impulsive and overly reckless let the resources in front of you. If you do not change your ways, you will become overly selfish and mean. Whatever way of life you are living, it is not going to work out.

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>>16984036
Please take a read?

>>16984070
It looks like you need to stop associating with your astrology and break out of its matrix before it is too late

>>16984067
I dont see how laborious work can help me. Emotional side is either wall of silence or explosion of anger. Thank for spent time on me Poliwag

>>16984036
Ah ahlright. Thanks again!

>>16984087
NO U

>>16984067
Ouch, the harsh truth.
It's true at my current state I am being lazy and eating out of boredom. In my defense though it's literally freezing outside and I'm too poor to join a gym. I'm planning on moving far away soon though so hopefully I can get my life back on track. Thanks for the reading. :)

>>16984058
I don't do readings, but I'm literate enough to know if you want to do your little self improvement act, /adv/ is thataway

>>16983871
Would you mind giving me a love reading? I'm unsure about this situation I have with a certain female I know. I will be seeing her tomorrow. Can you tell me how I should view the situation? That's really my trouble here. I can't think straight on this.

>>16983948
>>16984041
Sorry, folks. I'm toast for the night.

>>16984104
>>16984101
When you find your eye and remember you have eyes and ears, be happy when the connections in your brain feel free

>>16984114
I have two. Sorry Mr cyclops, you'll just have to go give advice to your own kind

>>16984092
I'm new at this and only recently acquired this deck.

Situation: Reversed Strength
Challenge: Page of Cups
Advice: Reversed Ace of Cups
Outcome: Reversed Knight of Cups

In light of what you said, it sounds now like the issue is in the communication of your emotions. Despite what a lot of people say, it shows a lot of strength when someone honestly and openly communicates their emotions. People who are weak in this department are prone to emotional outbursts. So perhaps this is where your weakness is. Find a way to speak about your emotions in a rational, constructive manner.

>>16984136
Cups. So that's definitely emotional situation. From spread i'd say i cant access whole strength because i'm ignoring emotions or not feeling emotions deep enough. I have untangle them and find connection with exact moments in the past.

>>16984102
Look up Convict Conditioning. I'm sure it will work great on a female body. It's been doing me wonders, and the best part is I never leave my room. At the very least, learn how to bridge, handstand, and hang properly. This is all stuff you can do at home.

>>16983871
Male
Sagitarrius
Does she have any feelings for me?

>>16984156
Okay, thanks for sharing!

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>>16983801
Sun in Cancer 12°35'
Moon in Cancer 29°52'
Ascendant in Leo 1°40'

Male, 26

>>16984155
Don't forget, there's nothing wrong with being emotional. Most men say otherwise because of what modern culture tells them, but it's a whole bunch of shit. The ones that say they aren't emotional are often the first ones to get angry--as if anger isn't an emotion. In my mind, there's a lot of strength in someone who can experience emotions and use them in a productive manner while still understanding how and why they feel the way they do.

>>16983801
Sun, moon and ascendant are all three Scorpio. Today, the 19th is my birthday
Gender is female and I was born in 1998 so I am 17. My sixth sense is receiving so much? Interference? That it does not tell me much. I sense a global or continental (European) shift happening. Please read into this. I am supposed to be at school today but my gut tells me I should stay at home and absorb and think about all this, read the local surroundings. This is my third post here in a short while and it has yet to help.

>>16984173
Speaking of being emotional depressed guys gets ridiculed way harder than depressed girls.

>>16983801
gemini, piscis, aquarius
f
32

>>16984185
Trust me, I know a lot about that. They can go fuck themselves, though.. Although this is often hard to say because often times I get tired of telling people to go fuck themselves out of a desire to make long lasting connections. Personally, as someone who has somewhat come out of a dark time full of a series of depressive episodes, it sure has made me a lot stronger of a person.

>>16984181
This sounds interesting, so I'm going to read this.

>>16983801
I like how you guys always say 'a few' and you end up with twenty responses
22.02 Taurus sun
22.23 Capricorn moon
11.40 Leo rising
Male, 18

>>16984173
>Most men say otherwise because of what modern culture tells them, but it's a whole bunch of shit
nice feminist propaganda there its mostly bimbos who avoid emotional men like the plague. Naturally, being overtly emotional is a failed strategy for mate attraction so most men eventually have become unemotional and dont take pride in being a little bitch

In the end, despite the feminist propaganda about patriarchy, men have fought with other men to defend themselves, their properties and their wives and kids.

>>16983858
It's amazing because I can decide where my consciousness "is". The only destination is "you".

>>16983843
You are intimidating and tough. Don't doubt it, though. You're also a nice guy, and had a shitty childhood school based. Things are better, now.

>>16983933
Kazbando yusss.
Hands are a little red gold and copper tonight op.
Nice seem to be friendly and goal oriented.
>>16984104
EXCEPT adv is just incest and tfw no gf threads
>>16984172
Do you eat alot of cake food. I see you going to a wedding soon.
Achievements online are in your near future as I heard a xbox ping.
You should go out for drinks this weekend. And there saying clean up your closet....
Theres a heat too. Can't tell if its a astral projection newfriend or not in your room

>>16983801
Sun cancer, Moon scorpio, Ascendant Cancer.
Female.
25.
What kind of readings do you offer? I'd go with a general, but if you are able to communicate with spirits, I'd like to hear from my guide.

>>16984209
Thanks, I really need someone's reading atm, too much light blinds the eye. Speaking of light, minor detail but at least one in every four lights Ive come across today had major fluctuations in luminosity

>>16983890
Hey BV! You plan on doing any readings tonight?

>>16984212
Emotional men doesnt equal emotional men. Girls like emo's, socially emotional guys who can give to them emotional roller-coaster or even men filled with negative emotions (drug dealers, pimps or abusers) but romantic and depressed ones are invisible to them.

>>16984212
being emotional =/= being a little bitch

But that's OK. You have such a simple mind, I don't blame how you think. One of these days you'll realize that although humans are animals, and that it's great and all to descend here and there, this is by no means a limitation. Honestly you should stop letting vapid people define your world view.

Seriously, you're on the wrong board if you don't understand that humans are capable of transcendence.

I need a reader to read thutmose 3 for me
Ill do a reading back.

>>16984218
School kid here thanks that hit me hard in the right way thanks you rule

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>>16984221
Does bread count? I am poor. Roommates sister is engaged. Probably the wedding. My whole life is on the computer, but i hardly play online anymore. I drink everyday. Alone.

I keep having nightmares about a woman. When I'm alone i see a shadow passing by on the wall that makes me think a roomate or someone is passing by. When i check there is no one but me.

>>16984240
That was really weird I have never tried to read a historical figure before

It was like looking at a strobe light and gave me a headache

Do you actually want to know something related to him? This is the second time you've mentioned his name

>>16984221
Dunno what's kuzbando never played msgv also can you clarify the red gold copper meanings unless what you said after the auras was just that thanks also for that read

>>16984240
I'd be glad to help if I had any idea what that was.

>>16984223
You need to stop letting your imagination run so wild. No shit the reversed seven of cups popped up. It's great and all, and I love imaginative people, but understand when it's taking you to places you don't want to go. In order to deal with this, you should get outside in nature more. Come to deal with the real world more. Honestly, fuck other people when it comes to stuff like that. Don't find yourself dealing with other people with your need to get out and face reality but go straight to the source and go to nature. Also eat well and get good exercise. You not taking care of your physical self is bad. Get out of your head.

A root cause I see here is where the fuck are your parents? Do you have friends? It seems as if it's isolation and a lack of support system is what is keeping your brain acting up in such a way.

This is all causing you insurmountable anxiety, and should be handled soon. Another theme of advice would be to find an outlet for it. Hell, you sound like an interesting, imaginative young female. Why not pick up writing or something of the sort? Put yourself into a creative pursuit. It would do you good.

>>16984297
Fuck you might be very right, cognitive dissonance is acting up in me but whatever, I'll take those words to heart.

>>16984305
You'll figure it out. And if you don't, you're young enough that it probably wouldn't even matter. Happy birthday.

>>16984312
Thanks, I'll defs start up the exercise routine. And yeah my parents are pretty much out of the picture and I do have social contact but not with the people I want to be with (friends), a lot of em were coming over to my place this weekend but I called it off since my grandma who basically acted like my mother throughout my life has lung cancer and I want to be with her for now. My eating is pretty much okay lately though.

>>16984322
Yes, start exercising. A healthy physical body begets a healthy mind. Mastering a bridge progression will keep your spine healthy and strong while a handstand progression will keep your shoulders in a healthy position and help maintain good posture.

That is a shame about your lack of support, though. The cards did say that this a root cause, so make sure to understand that it is not your fault and that this is a hard card to be dealt for any young adult. As much as friends go, fuck it. The only friends I still contact with I met in university or at work afterwords.

One thing you can consider is perhaps a career in agriculture. The people who work on small organic farms a great hence the word often used "farmily". It'll give you good exercise and get you out in nature. Farms take high school/college interns all the time.

>>16983619

the only reason the original night of the living dead was filmed in black and white is because george romero didn't have enough money to shoot in color

will i ever find someone to be with?

Could a get a reading about my finance / career? I'm at rock bottom pretty much and would like to know if I'm at least half past this predicament.

Male
30
Sun Capricorn, Virgo Ascendant, Moon sign Gemini.

>>16983919
It can be said that this certainly wasn't my year, so there's will be a lot of reflection involved, and that will come out to be a major defining factor in the end. Keep that in mind for yourself as well.

>>16982617
>he thinks I can tarot timeframes

>I actually just want her company right now, not her pussy
3 of Cups, friendzone that seems pleasant to you in a way

>Yes I dont have the balls so I will probably tell her, but through a friend
7 of Wands reversed, failure to compete adequately

Well, if you really want to be her friend and nothing more then, by all means, go for it, bro. My parting counsel here will be with respect to that Hanged Man reversed and how I fear that it might make you suffer after a while to go about this all in orbiter style.

>>16982622
Ya, that makes a lot of sense, actually...

>>16984227
I might change my mind, but I don't think I'm up to it today; I've had...I've had a day.

>>16984253
I read your aura and its deep blue and red.
I wish you could get back into online gaming. Even if its just facebook or runescape. You might even get a gf out of it.
As for the black girl its a astral worried about you. I would invite her to speak and make friends with her. She's not dangerous op. Dunt worry
>>16984265
Hmmm. He's a nice guy. Had a awesome cat. And loved his family and country.
>>16984268
Kaz miller he is the xo of motherbase.
I dunno what the copper means but I think you're a nice guy....
Saw you reading cards in the near future too.

>>16984297
An Egyptian high priest would have been pharaoh. I pretty sure he was into ptah.
Likes gold.
Likes magic.

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Wassup mah niggas! It's yo boy Ghetto$cry here to scry yo shit up! Three queries, and tell me if you a ghetto boy or a ghetto girl, please.

>>16984435
ayyyye I'm a ghetto girl just trying to be well in life and hoping love will come my way

what do ya have to say huh

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>>16984415
What does a blue and red aura mean?

I don't want a gf. I don't want friends. I want to be alone. To hell with the astral lady. I'm just waiting until july then i get my wish.

>>16984435
Hey playa, nice to see ya

Straight ghetto boy here

A love reading plz, any qt coming my way?

Thank you

>>16984435
Hey Ghetto!

Will i get the Deck i am looking for?

>>16984463
Male btw

>>16984435
>>16984467

Oh let me rephrase it better.

Will i get the Deck i am looking for? and where?

I know you wont give me an exact location, but my doubt is more about if ill buy it, or make it... or if ill do better sticking with the plain Rider Wait.

Thanks in advance!

>>16984448
She want a man! Aight, I gotcha, girl.

I see dis one dude, tall with big shoulders, and he all dressed up in like a suit or some shit, classy nigga he is. I dis one fucked up black bird flying behind one of his shoulders, and he ain't even know it's there! It's like someone watching this nigga or something...damn, idunno boo he look real respectable and employed and shit but dat bird mean like somebody watching or something...I ain't know what he into, but someone be watching his ass.


>>16984454
I see...I see a right hand!

Ah shit man, lemme try again.

Aight this time I see this chick who like spinning with her arm up. You ever see dem music boxes some old ladies keep their bling in? You ever see that one that got that ballerina on top or some shit? She the one who spins, and she got her arm up to like heaven or some shit.

Aight, I'mma be yo nigga right now...that's actually one of them boxes! Cuz I like see it in her bedroom on a dresser somewhere...she maybe like dem antiquin and shit, or maybe that's just her style, dawg...like old-timey like dem old white people collect sometimes.

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>>16984415
read my aura

>>16983909
I've been coughing up blood is why I asked asked about a early death involving pain.
I realize this world is a lie and there is no death but the only thing I care about in it is the happiness of someone else. You're a negro for teling me my problems are superficial.

>>16984476
Aight das better
>nigga think I got a penjaloom

Damn...the fuck is this...I saw some dude walking down the sidewalk with wind blowing all hard and shit, then his ass go straight into a muthafuckin cave! Like a muthafuckin cave and he ain't look like he ever been there before, but he ain't look afraid neither.

Now, I ain't say go explore some caves, dawg, I think this here is some allegory or something. Like you be exploring somewhere you ain't never been before and you ain't gotta clue what's inside.

I saw some clown-looking motherfucker with one of them mustaches like those OG Latino gangstas got, like the kind that look like some nigga painted a horseshoe and jusr fucked his shit up widit. But he dressed up like some straight up Shakespeare shit or something and he got this big smile like he real happy to see you, but he look a little crazy. Aaaanyway, I see a deck on a table below him.

Damn nigga, all that trouble for some cards?! I know this nigga who sell cards fo treefiddy, and they aight. Well good luck find yo deck, hit me up if you need a find a nigga who on deck.

>>16984525
aaaight thanks homeskie

I'll keep a lookout aye

>>16984531
Have you gone to the doctor nigger

>>16984525
Thank you, homie

I know dem boxes, my mom had one and I would play with it all day long

Do you think it'll Take long till we meet?

May I have a soul card reading? Thank you

>>16984450
Pretty much means your depressed and introspective....
>>16984531
Mix baking soda in water and tell me if it improves anon.
>>16984582
I saw a heron as your card.
You need to act without feeling guilty.
>>16984529
Dark blue with ripples of gold and green.
There is red in your chest.... you need a doctor appointment .
>>16984525
YOU I like.

>>16984550
You do that, girl. Look how, but also low. Look far, but also near. Feel me? Aight go get yo suit-wearing nigga then.

>>16984566
Ah damn son that's some straight Froyd shit right there, homie. Idunno tho, and hell if I know when she show. I could be niggarich if I could predict shit like that.

>>16984608
Sup shorty, how you do

>>16984547
Yeah thanks fami

Well, what i am looking is you know, for the ''right deck'' for me you know?

I am still going to keep practicing with my current deck, but i want something more unique, i keep hearing the term ''the deck that calls you''. I want to know if there is one out there for me.


Anyways, thanks again!

>>16984415
Well what you said about me being nice and goal oriented and is something that I think I am and have been.Do you know ehat kind of cards specifically tarot and what not thanks for this you rock

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>>16984635
Fair enough, thank you ghetto. Gonna keep my eyes open for this box .

Take care ,senpai

>>16984608

Act on things in general?

>>16984525
I was thinking ya know
is there a way to knock that bird off?

>>16984382

It hard as fuck then man. I mean. If I tell her myself, I will probably spaguetti all over and fuck shit up, besides being over emotional and shit.

If I use a friend, that may refer to the 7 of wands reversed of the only way of making her know...actually tarot saw this action as the possible "balls-out" course of action...heh

but in the 3 steps to take take, reading, in which you told me to go for her, could not the hierophant represent my friend? (he is older than me, so...) he if bringing the 4 of pents and the queen together, and he often reppresents a counselor.... so...what do you think?

I decided to go for this action, even if this is going to make me suffer in the long run, I want to get to really get to know her

Anyways, see how it goes and then I may appear around here asking for advice and shit,
thanks man

>>16984661
I say this because I was told about the cards before but no specifics

>>16984608
>Dark blue with ripples of gold and green.
what does it mean?
gold sounds nice tho
>There is red in your chest.... you need a doctor appointment .
i dont feel bad or anything

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>>16984661
A beginner deck rider waite b8
>>16984666
Demonic trips say act
Do you know about orbas? He's a great demon to get into action.

>>16984713

I'd rather not invoke a demon.

Can I see something more specific in regards to what I should act on first? I'm very much against medication but I'm tempted to try a mood stabilizer to help me focus on my goals.

>>16984756
Legal or illegal... because it matters.
And envoking orabas is better then big pharma.
>Just sayin

>>16984382
Aw geez, man. I am sorry to hear you had a bad day :c I hope it wasn't anything too terrible.

>>16984762

Legal. I was thinking of Abilify and Vyvanse. I can't seem to hold a mood long enough to do anything with it and I retreat into a super seld-conscious state where everything is peaceful and easy, but boring.

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>>16984657
Well, I ain't know too much about tarot decks, but I know some niggas who on deck with some weed so dank you see God and shit...but idk tho


>>16984668
Oh shit, is this some nigga you already know? Wait...
>bird
Oh shit, do you mean there's some chick who all up on his dick? Well, he look kinda classy, so maybe he ain't be too easily persuaded by some bitch who just clap her ass in his face, so maybe you gotta be like...cerebral or some shit.

Ey gurl you say you wanna knock that bird off, tho...you'se a crazy bitch...

I like that shit! ^_^

Aight, I don't know if I'm even making sense of this or just talking shit, but I can try to scry that shit too. But girl, if you already know what this is about, help a nigga out.

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I posted last night at a bad time. But if i could get a reading that would be great.

This is for the readers and I can supply more info as needed. I have added quite a bit of info that I know readers have asked for and if anyone needs more info let me know.

Female, taurus, reserved, pretty eyes or so I have been told not pretty in a standard way and dark coloring. I have attached a photo that I like and I am adding one of my favorite songs or what has been on my mind lately.

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Question- How does he feel about me? Do I have a chance with him?

>>16983801
Sun: Scorpio
Moon: Aries
AS: Sagittarius
Male, 27

>>16984415
Hey, wanna read for me???

>>16983801
Taurus sun
Capricorn moon
Leo rising
Male, 18

>>16984834
Excuse me. My Ascendant is Aquarius.
Just a gneral reading if you can.

>>16983801
Sun: Taurus, 13 03'
Moon: Scorpio, 9 25'
Ascendant: Capricorn, 23 04'
Female
19

I hope someone can help me, if they can't get back to me I understand. I just want a second opinion, I kinda need help tonight if someone could do a reading.

M
Sun: Libra
Moon: Virgo
18

>>16984985
Ascendant: Sagittarius

>>16984836
O.K. you wanna show me a fat kazuhira miller

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>>16985011
How close is this to what you want to see?

>>16983799
>>16983890
>German
BV speaks German too? Wtf?

>>16985031
Any pairing pics....

I saw a game like monopoly... and coins like red seals.
Saw d horse ....
And a brunette waiting with a set of keys?
Saw a car break down in winter. And they keep saying Colorado?
And someone may give you seasons tickets.
Download a movie on Netflix tonight kk.

>>16985054
yo!
read for me?

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Why is it "black edition"?
>inb4 racist jokes

Are you fellow readers evoking daemons to get your answers?
Practicing haruspex from your recently slaughtered lamb?
Did the voices in your head tell you to perform some divinations before you kill again? Or better yet, offer to divine for you?
Have you reached into the darkness to see what reaches back?

>>16985054
??????????????? Thanks pal. A brunette boy or girl??? What'd they look like?

>>16985054
do a reading for me <3
what are his intentions with me? his feelings?

>>16985061
Kinda fat but a girl with long brown hair.
Nice personality.
Lies tho

>>16985058
>yfw we summoned Ghetto$cry

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>>16985056
forgot to include pic. I put a filter on it for your enjoyment

>>16983619
I have a lot going for me, psychology studies, a supportive family, musical skill, but right now I'm in a rut and i feel absolutely worthless and useless, pathetic in so many ways. It's primarily my own fault, but its so damn hard to figure out how to motivate myself. What will happen to me if I stay on this path? And, how if I do change paths and get ontop of my life, what will happen?

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>>16985080

>>16985189
What is in the cup... hijinks do you summon?
Ever read famous historical figures like....
Oh I dunno thutmose 3???
>>16985090
Saw a island like Hawaii. And your insurance company is cheating you.
I would like you to have a kid too one day.
Who has THE garden with corn I think.
I think you moving a little after June or someone in the family is. There is a married couple about to split .
Offer them support if you can.

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>>16985222
>222

>What is in the cup
It's a milkshake... Like the song? It's humorous. Seemed befitting of Ghetto$cry.

>do you summon?
Yes.

>thutmose 3???
What about him?

>>16985222
Why are you obssed with thutmose 3?
read his history in wikipedia, he was pretty bad ass

>>16985222
thanks

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>>16985222
Will i ever find love?

What does a rippling or thick as syrup supposed to mean in an aura? Still can't find the information :( lol

>>16985291
I know right.
Also a total chad
>>16985289
I like my trips. Oh it's a milkshake ok.
Haven't been to dennys to get a milkshake in awhile
Well thutmose is awesome just wondering if anyone scryed him or read his cards.
Heard the sphinx was actually thutmoses cat.

>>16985222
Hello, does she have the same feelings for me? If this is true, how do I pursue it?

>>16984547
>I saw some clown-looking motherfucker with one of them mustaches like those OG Latino gangstas got

Shiiiiit can't believe I didn't realised untill now but that description fits exactly the guy I was going to ask to draw my deck!!!

That would explain the Shakespeare clothes and well yeah he has a bit of a crazy look. He is ahlright though. One of my best friends, like a brother to me.


Getho thanks again!

>>16985189
>>16985058
>>16985080

Lel

Are readers even reading other anons in here or am I lost in some magic thread?

>>16985318
Not until you change a little and gain confidence to approach women.
I saw a purple mist... coming from your computer... I think its a psychic computer anon

>>16985391
Read thutmose 3 thx

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>>16985406
>I saw a purple mist... coming from your computer... I think its a psychic computer anon
aww shit, i was planning on getting a new one on xmas.
One with a fucking dedicated graphic card

>approaching woman
pic related

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I'm tempted to start a thread like /div/, but for spells sometime. I'd probably do something like pick three requests that fit my stipulations and cast a spell for each of them. Others could cast too. Given the amount of time and energy to cast though the thread would probably clog up with requests long before even a significant number of them were filled.

>>16985440
>implying /div/ isn't clogged with queries as well

>>16985440
Do it! Or maybe you can help me?

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>>16985391
Idk I'm pretty lost too, buddy
What is this place?
It's like some kinda magical forest ...
How did I even get here, man?
Whooooaaaaaaaaaa duuuude.
Just...
Whoa.

>>16985440
Pretty sure the occultism and magic generals are still going, and you could just go there and do however much you want and not worry about keeping it going all by yourself.

Or, if you're feeling more ambitious, start a new general thread specifically for spellwork

>>16985391
Some will be read, some will be unanswered.

I've never had my palms read before. Always been super interested. Anyone here do that by chance?

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Alright my little girls, I'm going to do a reading or two.

Give me your query and genders of everyone involved in the query. No financial/career readings. I may try some interpretation, but it's going to be a bit shaky, to say the least, - either way be warned of allegory.

>>16986202
Male
Query - why i'm stuck in the rut?

>>16986202
>>16982505

Hey /div/, I need some advice. I'm kind a lost about my personality. I always seemed to be torn between emotions and rational thinking. But not in this good way like being balanced. Rather like first deciding on something using my heart, than throwing it away and choosing the rational way, which leaves always chaos and destruction. Can someone do a reading? What do you need?

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>>16986245
Well damn, I got something rather interesting here. A lot of slight symbolism, but at the same time I'm not sure if anything will ring true here.

I drew the card of a Knight, but soon enough I realized that this may just be the Knight of Death - Death itself. Change. I see him heading out of his comfort zone, his...home. There were two people standing, waving their hands and letting their son...perhaps a visitor or a friend...leave their comfort.

I see him on a road going through a forest of sorts. The road is quite wide and clear, but where it lead was the question. I could never see the entire road, oh no. But up ahead, far far away, there was a castle. There was his destination of sorts. He wanted to go there and rest, or perhaps even live. However, the path was not a short one, and this would be a long journey indeed.

At some point, the road takes a very sharp dip down. The knight with his black horse jump down, and fall...fall...fall... The knight had his white pair of wings, but at some point they fall off, leading him to fall down into the deepest recesses of the darkness below. Into the abyss. He falls and falls until he hits the very ground. The very bottom. I can see corpses of various sorts of people.

The knight survived however, albeit writhing in pain. There is blood leaking out of him, and he is barely conscious to figure out what is going on around him or even inside of him.

(1/2)

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>>16986328
I draw another card, to show me just how you could get out of this rut. I see... a devil. Not a devil in the traditional sense, but an armored human who looks like a devil. Perhaps it symbolizes the Devil from the Tarot - bondage, addiction and materialism? Perhaps that's what the knight needs, to ground himself with materialism of sorts?

This knight runs with his two swords extended outwards, - two of swords - choice. He runs towards a crossroads of sorts, and there were two paths, one leading to the left and one leading to the right. The knight does not even stop to consider anything and he heads left. Still running, still running, he runs up to a cliff. Yet another fall, it seems, but he does not care about anything anymore, for he simply jumps off the cliff and sprouts a pair of demonic wings.

He flies out, higher out of this darkness. This knight may have become a devilish creature, but his goal is still there - the castle up ahead. I see it looming far away in the distance, bright and beautiful and massive. There are stars in the sky...hope.

Well... I do hope this made some sense to you.

>>16986251
Ah, you again? Alright, give me a couple and I'll do it.

I'm always late to these.. Hopefully one of you kind anons could give me a reading.

I am 24/m/Leo/gay

The person in question is 23/m/Cancer/gay.

Will we ever get back together in a relationship again?

I know it's a simple question, but whoever reads this... Could you explain what exactly the cards or how ever you read play into this?

Thank so much!

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>>16986269
Sighhhhhhh

Oh anon.
It's not head versus heart...

It's heart (morals) between head (thoughts) and hands (actions)

Pic extremely related

If any of the three are at odds within a person, group, or society, negative things will happen.

>>16986328
>>16986330
At first it looks like paragraph from fantasy tale. The only question i have - does knight becomes corrupted by devil? I can relate with falling and falling down but now i'm just sitting in the very bottom but unable to see any stars.

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>>16986251
I ended up drawing two cards for you, on top of a normal scrying. Reversed Hermit for whether you should go out with it, and Reversed Judgement for your brother's reaction of this...situation.

To put the two cards shortly and bluntly, yes, you might as well come out because it's not doing you any good by keeping it all inside, but at the same time it may cause you to lose the little stability that you have right now. However, your brother...ah... that may be an issue. He will probably not take too well to this. In general, the entire situation is a little bit too shaky for my tastes...

The first card, as to what would happen, was a very...interesting...I'm not going to lie, this confused me. A fine line, a fine red line, between orange and yellow. But I had this urge to look at it sideways... It made more sense then. It was a reversed card, but on the side. A man crawling on a barren mountain.

Moments later, gravity takes place and I see the man falling down in the sky. Loss of stability. An utter loss of stability and grounding. The man was in a bad situation before, starved and dying and crawling in a location where it would bring him no help, but now even the laws of nature did not spare him. I see him falling into the sky...but then being dragged back onto the ground. Back into the sky, back into the ground...until he seemingly is held in place in the sky, between ground and the sky. One mere movement and he is thrown back and forth again, until it all stabilizes out again.

A very fine line indeed you're walking there, friend.

The second card, I saw... The Emperor. How your brother will react to it all. I see him sitting on his throne with a relatively bored expression on his face. He does not seem to react to the man in rags, standing beneath him and looking at him with almost a hopeful expression on his face.

(1/2)

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>>16986369
The Emperor simply waves his hand and the man in rags falls down a trapdoor, down and down. The trapdoor shuts itself soon after. The Emperor did not seem to react too heavily from the outside, but he was more annoyed and bored by what just occurred. Akin to a ... waste of time.


Make your own decision here, friend. Either don't seem to call it all that good, and even then the entire transgender thing might as well symbolize the barren mountain that you're crawling on, dying and hoping that you will manage to get out of it.

>>16986363
That's scrying for ya, anon. And I am unsure, if to be frankly honest. I did not see an outright devil, but it made me seem like the knight who fell down there changed over the time spent in the darkness. He became more aggressive, he almost didn't care as to what would happen. Thus, the running, the no consideration about the upcoming choice and eventual jump and flying out.

Aggression...hmm... more certainty. The word Akuma did pop into my head when I saw the figure, which is Japanese for Devil. The knight that I saw looked like a samurai, but with a demonic mask. Red colored armor.

So, take that as you will. It almost made me think that you may just need to get up, ground yourself and perhaps even ''corrupt'' yourself a bit. But corruption, in a sense, change. You need to change. You, yourself, may need to change.

Funny how I heard a person say the word corrupt when I was going to consider typing it down. May as well take that as a sign?

>>16984797
Ayye sorry I fell asleep.

I know the dude and he's real classy but the only bird I think is haunting him is himself so I'm a bit confused ya know?

I think all I need is some patience and time.

>>16986372
That's very unusual that knight has had no consideration as i have complete opposite trait to overthink everything. It suddenly popped that aggression isnt the bully type aggression but more like desire to kill as becoming more ambitious. I do believe in destiny so maybe it is a sign.

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>>16986393
No, it is definitely not the bully type aggression, far from it. More along the lines of ah...ambitiousness, a drive to do things, masculinity if we're going with it.

And it did seem rather strange to hear that word just being mentioned REALLY loud just out of the blue. Isn't there a divination method that listens in to random conversations and figures out the possible answer to the query? It may be that for all one knows...

Either way change, it seems, is necessary for you to continue on. You will be able to rush through whatever happens to you and then...fly. You will see the castle and the stars then, and then you will know that you made the right choice.

If you don't, then shite, I must have put you on the wrong path then. Either way, good luck getting out of the rut.

>>16986419
It certainly looks more like spiritual journey. Many thanks for reading Yaldabaoth!

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>>16986445
Indeed it does. More inner and spiritual than external, but still, it's a journey nonetheless.

No problem anon and yet again, I wish you well. I enjoy doing readings most of the times, so if you need one from me again, you know where to find me!

Hello, i'm female/scorpio. Can anyone on /div help me?
I've been having a lot of odd dreams. I've already talked about them with a reader, who told me they resulted from the hegemonial influence of my spirit animal, the crow. I have meditated, and learned the Crow's teachings, as to move on. But the dreams aren't gone. Now, for as long as I remember, the figure has always been in my dreams- I'll describe it as a crow-headed man. I figured it'd leave when I broke off my connection to the crow. It didn't, it became more menacing. It used to simply walk about, but now, he gets closer to me in every dream, his head swivels really fast, and I feel in such danger that I wake up. Do you have any advice?

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>>16986462
Well, you should try different things one by one until one works
My advice for the first thing is to have a fight kind of response to the figure, instead of flight. Don't be bullied by this thing, get angry at it

If that doesn't work, ask again or figure out something else yourself using simple logic.
You can't have something in your head that is so hostile toward you. You need to deal with it somehow, even if its painful.
Think of it as ripping off a bandaid that's stuck on you skin

There are things other than fighting it, but if it's being such an asshole, it doesn't deserve asking questions first

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I can do tarot readings in a bit

post the following information:
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°Appearance (and gender)

°Personality

°A pic of a (preferably) drawn fictional character you admire, identify with & would enjoy being

and make it clear what you're asking please

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>>16986544
Male, 6'3, light skin and brown hair

I am firey as fuck: fierce in how I fight and fierce in how I love.

I'd like a love reading, please; preferably, for something long-term.

Thanks in advance, I'll be back in a while.

>>16986202
I am a male
This is a two parter... 1. I'd like to know my future concerning finding love again and if I'll ever be able to trust... 2. Does the future look good concerning a female whom I currently still love?

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>>16986544
6 ft male , brown hair, brown eyes
Laid back, introverted, good sense of humor, very protective, emotional but rarely open about it
I suppose it should be a love reading, but--er--I'm a little bit more interested in sex right now. It's been a long time. Actually, I'm not even sure if I should feel this way. Maybe I should be going after love?

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>>16986544

5'8, light skin, orange hair (natural blonde), Female

Dorky, Smart, Funny, Introvert and abit of an analyst

What steps should I take to get into a counselling career? (if that's what I should be doing) :)

Thanks in advance

>>16986551
Wew lad, you're one lucky bastard. I would usually not consider doing another reading after I said ''a reading or two'', but eh. I just got back home, I'm feeling all too comfy, so I guess I'll give you a reading to ruin all of the comfiness.

First part gets the reversed Hanged Man, and the second part gets reversed 10 of Swords.

...you know shit's looking bad if you get the fucking 10 of Swords. No matter how you look at it, it's bad. To put it bluntly and not so politely, it's not going to work with the girl. It's a dead end. Full stop. Period. It literally can go on about how you're trying to resist it all, but it's going to happen anyway.

As for finding love again, well... Are you stalling something? Are you refusing to admit some sort of a decision that you have to do? It almost echoes the reversed 10 of Swords. There's a decision to be made, but what sort of a decision are you going to do?

Sorry, I'll give you a proper scrying in a few minutes, but I thought I should entertain you with some tarot cards instead.

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>>16986544
Male, tall, lightish brown skin, black hair, brown eyes. Athletic.

Shy, quiet, nerdy, reserved

I know readers hate these questions, but I would like a love reading please. Should I expect something to happen soon in regards to my love life?

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>>16986462
It hasn't been long enough for you to have fully moved on if he's been with you as long as you can remember

>he gets closer to me in every dream
Ahhhh I have experience with that phenomenon

I agree with dreamwalker, especially this:
>My advice for the first thing is to have a fight kind of response to the figure, instead of flight

Getting over this is going to take two things
>surrendering to the cause
>defeating the manifestation

When you encounter it in your dreams, instead of succumbing to the fear, transform it into "confrontation". Imagine he is someone you were scared of in the past but had to see anyway? A teacher/coach you had wronged? Parent or other relative?

Once you are able to feel angry and threatened but not "shitting my pants" you will have the perspective to figure out why he keeps showing up

What is happening in the dream that triggers his appearance?

Not necessarily something external, but even an emotion you feel, a response you're about to give, a goal you're about to achieve...?

Once you have figured out his trigger, you meditate on THAT, and that is the lesson of your crow. Surrender to this lesson. Defeat the demon. This is clearly no spirit animal, not in the typical sense, this is... wrong

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Here for readings whilst I'm free! :)
I specialize in advice regarding people, relationships and general life situations

Information I'll need:
Why you're asking (eg. Loneliness, Confusion, Wanting Stability, Needing a boost) - please be honest with yourself about this

and your name (nicknames are fine)

Look forward to hearing from you guys :D

>>16986577
Why dont dreams talk to me? I'm asking because they are big inspiration to me and without it i'm doomed.
Name is Rich

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>>16986544
Lanky dude, with dark hair

A little bit mysterious a little bit crazy a little bit rebellious

A love reading please.

>>16986577
Where should I focus in life?
People call me Jed

>>16986577
There is a certain female I know. How do I overcome the uncertainty here? I want to be able to be playful, but I can't help but overthink and take the situation serious.

It's causing me a lot of anxiety. I'm sure it's because I'm lonely, but she has shown interest (physical contact, eye contact, etc.), so I'm not completely off.

Call me Emil.

>>16986603
Are you Virgo?

>>16986581
You feel a bit out of sync, perhaps you've been a bit stressed/worn out lately? You've been weakened by something- I think it might be a sport but I'm not entirely sure
You can use the strength you have in reserve.
You've been pretty restless lately too, If you're interested in art, try doing some self-expression/ release using art to clear out the trash that might have clouded your mind a bit.
I'd also recommend a sleep talk down video on youtube to increase your dreams again :)

You have nothing to worry about, your dreams will come back. You just need to take a bit of time for yourself to renew yourself :)
Hope this helped- first reading of the day are sometimes a bit rusty

>>16986609
Cancer, actually

>>16986610
The catch is that i cant use art if i dont have inspiration. I basically have huge creativity block which i'm able to jump with help from dreams or substances.

>>16986592
I'm getting the word student- if you're a student focus upon your work. If you have been interested in learning about a particular subject in your free time, your focus should be on this

I'm picking up magic- Success maybe yours through the application of talent and effort :)

>>16986616
Ah! That's where I got art from then. You don't just have to have inspiration from dreams, situations and emotions can be inspiring enough with the right mindset.

Grab some paint and symbolize your frustration

Where are you giving and receiving in the process? - You receive ideas from your dreams and give art. Try giving art to receive from dreams. It doesn't entirely matter if it's a master piece but at least you have gave time and effort in order to receive :)

"I have come to believe giving and receiving are really the same. Giving and receiving not giving and taking" - Joyce Grenfell

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Good morning everyone! I hope you are all doing well.

Today i'll just be performing one reading. Please keep in mind that I am still a beginner at this so it may take some time for me to get back to you. (maybe 20 minutes or so) Nonetheless, I will try my best to help you. I havent done any readings in a while since i've been so busy so for this one im going to try extra hard.

What i'll need is:
>Name
>gender
>age
>brief description about yourself
>question
>any additional info you may add

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>>16986551
And now the proper scry. Hopefully my cards were just going awry here and there's nothing too bad going on...

Alright, this is a little bit...I definitely interpreted the cards wrong, way, WAY wrong. Yeah, I might as well try not to read purely in Tarot for now.

The first sights were of a heart with two swords stuck in it. There was a third one being driven into the heart by some sort of a young person, - they were grinning to themselves, by the damage that they have caused. The heart does not beat, and has not beaten before that, but it seems to contain some inner strength nonetheless. There is a golden glow bursting out of the heart, as if the sword was the final blow that it needed to break free, even though the heart still bleeds out of it's wounds. And rather heavily, for that matter.

Then, I drew another card and saw a knight dressed in white, upon a white steed. He charged bravely through the land, until something happens - the horse does a very sudden stop and he is flung forward from it, on the ground. The situation is not looking out too good for him, for he seemed to have stabbed himself in the heart. Great going there, knight.

He crawls forward, with the little strength that he has, and his luck seemed to have abandoned him that day. The figure itself, the collector of souls, Death itself. It loomed before the knight, his scythe ready in hand. The knight gives up completely before the figure, and I see it swinging the scythe...blade towards the knight.

(1/2)

>>16986603
Try living within your 5 senses when you are around this girl, rather than inside your mind. What you see, hear and especially how you feel whilst being around this girl

Trust yourself and trust this girl until you have a legitimate reason not to- there is mutual love there and it will blossom into something truly beautiful once you live within the moment instead of your mind :)

I hope this helps and I wish you the best of luck <3

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>>16986641

Struck deep into the heart it did, and the figure simply dragged the sharp part of the scythe downwards, through the body, through the brain - mind, until it was free. The man was cut in half, but not quite...

The body has died, but it seems that he is reborn into something else entirely. Flashes of a spirit, of an angel, a spirit of the knight who died, were before me. Rebirth.

The second part of your query, well...

The flashes of 10 of Swords stood before me. Imposing and great it was, showing me the horrifying image of a man who succumbed beneath the ten swords in his back. He has given up hope, powerless and perhaps even quite so dead. He does something unexpected however,... he pulls out the swords. They were but mere toothpicks in his hand, both literally and figuratively. He even used them to pick at his teeth, to make sure that he had every small bit of whatnot out of his teeth.

There I saw flashes of him heading away with a woman, hand in hand. The worst is over, it seems. He's heading out, towards the small flashes of the bright horizon up ahead.

Yeah. I interpreted the cards way, way wrong. Damn it me, great job.

>>16986634
Art to receive dreams? That sounds interesting and i might do that. Thanks Wanding Queen

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>>16986645
Yes I hoped it helped as well. Thank you.

>>16986577
Oscar
Will i find love soon?
Sadness,loneliness

Ah whoops I got distracted I'll do those 5 readings in a sec sorry guys

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>>16986577

i'd like to know if i'll meet a new guy next year, or if i'll fall in love soon. i'm asking out of loneliness and wanting a stable relationship. i think i'll go by alice today

>>16986666
I feel that you spend a lot of time in sorrow, deep distress about not having a partner.
I guess a lot of it is social conditioning, we have been lead to believe that all of us must have this other half that completes us when that isn't entirely true.
Happiness stems from within you, yes situations and other people may trigger it but is you nonetheless. Feel your place within the universe and fully involve yourself with what you're doing, especially when talking to other people.
You have to emit your energy imprint onto things rather than absorbing what's going on around you. If you're feeling like you cannot obtain happiness without another person you will be in a cycle of searching and losing

At the end of the day, anyone looking for love are looking for the feeling of completion. The other party involved are also searching for that to. Do not just think of how somebody can make you happy, think of ways you can make them happy and how you can enhance their life :)

You will find love but you must start loving yourself and your own life first.
The situation requires a proactive approach, you need to start being active and productive with yourself

Hope this helped, wish you the best of luck :)

>>16986571
Thanks yalda, really. I've been pretty lost and I still feel like I should pursue her...but oh well time to move on or at least try.

>>16986687
To find someone or to fall in love you must be active in wanting it and actually putting yourself out there. Get in touch with your femininity, your loving sweet nurturing self- be proud of your gentleness and do not be scared of being soft. To be soft in this somewhat cruel world is the surest sign of strength in your heart.
You have some hidden fears that you perhaps need to delve deep upon - I feel you have had at least one long-term relationship that left you quite confused and a bit weary of putting yourself out there to be hurt once again

Start dating and be patient as your ship will come in. The sky is the limit. I'd highly recommend writing down a big list of what you would like in your future partner and also a list of what you can give to them in return.
And remember that dating is supposed to be fun, get to know people and know that there are no commitments- do not be afraid of rejecting second dates when you know that you haven't meshed as well as you'd of liked :)

Hope this helps sweetie, good luck <3
You have a lot of love to offer, you are a beautiful sensitive being and you will make a loyal and nurturing partner to the right guy

>>16986577
Honestly, I am asking out of loneliness right now. I just want to know if I will be able to fall in love again. Its making me nervous, how every day feels the same.

Jose

>>16986710

Of course you can love again! You need to tap into your charm and your big heart. You have a lot of love to give but I feel as if you spend a lot of time doubting yourself. You speak about yourself quite harshly when you would never dream of talking about someone else in such a way!
"Judge thyself with the judgement of sincerity, and thou will judge others with the judgement of charity"- John mitchell mason

You have to recognise your own potential and KNOW that you have a lot to offer to somebody else.
Listen to the way you talk to yourself and remember this so you can actively change it- One thing I suggest to do is get a little sticky note saying "Looking good!" and put it above your mirror- It honestly works wonders!

I wish you the best of luck and I hope this helped <3

>>16986577
Hey could I get a reading on my love life please? My name is Jerry and I'm asking because it's been a couple months since I've been in a relationship and I'm getting lonely.

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>>16986546
This spread is from someone else, I just thought it was a fitting one to use

What are they like? - 10 of Wands
Powerful, fierce like you, even more driven, intense, especially alone or when she is in conflict with someone.
She may seem overly competitive, but there is no such thing as overly competitiveness, just misdirected competition. She may need to find areas where she can really compete with people in a healthy (at least not harmful) way, and I'd these are not found, she will be too hostile toward people that annoy her
In terms of her relationship to you, uh I'm having trouble describing it... Lots of passion, some kinda protectiveness/possessiveness, and a weird combination of a relaxed feel and an excited / on-edge feel.
I think it get it now, why that would be, because both of you have sorta two personalities, one more outgoing, wanting to do cool things, and the other more introverted, preferring not to go out much...

In what situation will you likely meet them? - Couldn't narrow it down past three cards. So three different possibilities:
Knight of Wands
Ace of Swords
Prince of Disks

How to approach/charm them - Ace of Disks

Advice card - 5 of Cups

Eh I've got other readings to do, next time I see you I can finish this

>>16986722
Thank you for the reading, I really appreciate it!

>>16986737
You perhaps need to recover from your previous relationships still before finding someone again. Really mull over what you have learnt about yourself from your past experiences- prime example being what do you want from another person and what can you give to them in return.
Loneliness always tends to set in when we're not really pursuing anything else in life and are sort of acting like it's the same shit different day
Be active in doing things or hobbies that make you happy!
Or even seek out new experiences, things you've always wanted to do but never really got round to doing and don't feel like a wacko doing them alone- doing it alone means you only have yourself to please
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Be ambitious and impulsive, You will find exactly what you need in due time :)!

Hope this helped, wish you the best of luck :D!

>>16986737
Have you considered asking Elaine if she wants to hook up? Maybe George knows a few chicks?

Hi guys I have time to do a few readings. Maybe. Probably. Hopefully.

>Name
>Question
>No love shit
>be specific.
>Yes I will do the Aura Thing.

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>>16986784
James
Should I go back to school or remain at my comfy farm job?

>>16986784
Can you see chakras or just auras?

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I would greatly appreciate a reading.

I do a lot of I Ching readings, so I appreciate good craft - not so good with Tarrot.

Basically, I had a reading recently that shook my world, without getting into detail, the Oracle said I was dead.
I know this is a bizarre request, but I would like some further information (ie. should I assume i'm dead? - what does 'dead' mean? - are we all dead, maybe this universe is a Valhalla?) that would be phenomonal.

Also, if you can, and if the first is too unorthodox, i'm at a crossroads right now where i can either travel somewhere else and start something new or stay where i'm at and strengthen what i'm doing here. i'd like some advice on that as well.


Thank you dearly, anon. God bless you ppl.

>>16986784
Oscar
Scry my aura senpai

>>16986792
same anon; if i could get a read on aura as well hf that would be so dope!

>>16986784
Kris
Should I continue to try and repair this broken friendship?
And maybe an aura reading if you don't mind?

>>16986789
Back to school yo.

It's comfy now...but in 20 years? Being stuck with the senpai can end up pretty toxic. Also, i feel like family drama is or has been brewing for a while. It'd be best to get out before you get sucked in.

Partly advice. Partly a reading.

>>16986790
I'm very nontraditional. My colors show up different. So red can mean something totally different than traditional red.

That being said, I can sort of do chakras. But I have not done them enough to really be any sort of good at it.

>>16986793
I seee....brown. Your aura is just brown.

>>16986707

thanks queen of wands, it's the dating part i'm having trouble with. i can't really seem to actually find anyone that wants to go on dates with me, haha. i keep putting myself out there but no one really seems to care. i've done the list thing a few times out of boredom though

>>16986802
>>16986793
What dose it means?

>>16986784
Melissa
Should I worry about T reacting harshly or doing something or should I rest easy? I am planning to do a thing, so if he reacts heavily to what I shall do, then I may reconsider.

>>16986800
I'll tie them both together.

Towards your friendship I see lots of dark blue. To me dark blue denotes a feeling of negative reflection. I.e. "Oh I messed up" "It was my fault" Etc.

Was it your fault? No. Not really. If it was it was also just as much theirs. But I do feel like you had little to do in breaking the friendship. You simply stood your ground and chose not to be manipulated.

"Should I fix it?" you may ask? In my opinion no. No, not at all. Your personality will just be taken advantage of again ( Soft red color, denoting you usually being the emotionally strong one. But in an almost exclusive loving way.)

I think you need to keep doing you. If they come back, take them back. If they don't, fuck em'.

>>16986776
Please marry me, Anon.

>>16986802
Hmmmm. Cheswick and reader both did my aura the other night and had similar, very similar results. Maybe you could try for me? I was told that my purple was slow rippling and thick like syrup, if I remember correctly lol. Not sure what that means but I still can't find info.
Cara, no question
Just an aura reading if you don't mind :)
Thanks Orion for your time.

>>16986810
It means...it means TRUMP 2016

>>16986814
"Is my boyfriend a jealous prick?"

I feel like this is the true question, no?

Do it. Fuck what he thinks. You have been wanting to defy him for a while now, because he does not allow you to be yourself.

Hey Thoth, are you lurking by chance?

>>16986825
He is not my boyfriend, more like a close friend than anything else.

You made me certain of something else though that is related to another person entirely.

>>16986802
Whoa whoa. Can you elucidate what you mean by "stuck with the senpai"? This has a lot of meaning to me, and I don't know if you were poking at something... or if you didn't read or at all. Or whatever.

>>16986805
Well the cards were saying the sky is the limit, patience as your ship comes in. I see that you are going to meet somebody through a mutual friend within the next motnh but be sure to express to your friend your interest before they do :P

>>16986784
Lucy
What do I need to do to get into a counselling career

No clue what the aura thing is but do it ^-^ <3
Thanks

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>>16986556
Questions for the spirits spread

*Should he go for love or for lust?* -- Priestess of Wands
A relationship with a lot of sex, it sounds like. Not just sex, or anything super romantic and slow; there is an area in between where real people are, seriously you're either taking it too seriously or not seriously enough or both or something haha
I don't even wanna say shit here. you've got a pretty good chance for what I said I guess

*Why isn't his game tight?* -- 7 of Swords
Ahh, really common problem in this stuff, even I got it, doubting yourself and thinking too much and just getting all stressed in your mind and all that bad stuff, I'm sure you know even better than me what that's like, but you're finally starting to address the issue, so its only a matter of time before this specific demon of the mind is conquered. This one is Swords, or Air, thought. It will use logic and reasoning against you. To defeat it use the other elements, water - emotions, fire - lust and willpower and earth - practical action.

*How could he be more attractive to people he would be into?* -- Ace of Cups
Being passionate about things, maybe a creative hobby or some subject you're studying. Also being direct and honest.
Best would be being able to talk to some girl for a long time at a party and if she is into you, that will be obvious from her sticking around and talking for more than a few minutes
You need something somewhat casual , but with a real connection, as I mentioned earlier.

*What is the feeling of nervous energy or whatever that's slowing him down?* -- 7 of Disks
Oh that's easy. Frustration and impatience, while understandable, are simply making matters worse

>>16986819
Like I said my colors will be different.

But, here goes.

I see a layer of black. Black is neutral for me. It just shows that you hide parts of yourself. Why? I don't know. I'll try to answer that. Let's see what lies beneath.

Red
Yellow
Green.

Red Positive: You try to hide it, but you are very very very caring. IT's almost a flaw of yours, you love unconditionally if you choose to love.

Red Negative: Moodiness. Sadness. People let you down because you have high expectations, due to the Positive aspects of this color.

Yellow Positive: Your mind is always open. You love meeting new people and meeting people with new ideas especially. You love talking about new spirituality, philosophy, and you like finding new ideologies to add to your own.

Green Positive: Creation. You are in tune with your creative side, and the reason it shows up as green to me is because you derive a lot of your creativity from...nature?


The last color you were hiding was in fact purple. But light purple. To me this denotes a bad experience that actually changed you for better. And in and of itself the experience was not that bad. But it was traumatic. Such as the death of a loved one you were very close to.

You try to hide your feelings for them and your memories of them because they are YOURS. You take yourself back to days spent with that person, when you need a pick-me up. Or an emotional release.

Maybe they still live, but just moved. But to me this does denote a close friend or loved one who moved on.

>>16986784
Ethan

I'm order to further my long-term goals, which language (if any) should I learn or improve?

>>16986842
Oh wow. I actually don't remember typing that entire sentence.

Dunno man. Maybe i just zoned out, or maybe you are going to end up in a perpetual state of hating seeing a certain person.

>>16984350
I've been dealt a lot of hard cards, I'll manage, the lack of support should be alleviated soon and I'm sure I want to work in IT, specifically making artistic games, will pick up writing this weekend too and I'm getting a little garden soon

>>16986857
For whatever reason, Chinese came to mind.

>>16986855
Thanks Orion! :)

>>16986872
You owe me ;)

>>16986868
We're definitely on different wavelengths, then, but thanks for trying anyway. Have a nice day.

>>16986784

>No love shit


Do you do other types of relationship readings? for example work relationships?

>Name: Andres

I want to know if Star will help me, also do the aura thing :)

>>16986877
Diego
you think I can get some guidance thru your aura reading please

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>>16986810
>>16986825
OH SHIT

>>16986784

hey orion man do that aura thing for me pls, my name is marina :^)

>>16986853
This actually seems pretty accurate. I think I'm taking it too seriously is the thing and need to focus on getting better at guitar.. Hmm.. Thank you. I will keep this at the front of my conscious for a bit.