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I know they celebrate Midsomer which is somewhat bastardised now and is more of an excuse to drink and eat, but they still practice a weird kind of ritual that I presume is related to fertility as they make a penis shaped tree and dance around it.

Also I've been to a few viking burial mounds in Sweden and Norway, not sure of any spiritual connection though.

Mate the only paranormal activity you will get in Sweden is when you dream of Jamal fucking your wife

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>>17233474
>Be OP
>Start Greentext thread
>Don't post Greentext
>MFW

>OooooooOOOoooooOooOOOoooOOOo

>good /x

>>17232785
>be me chilling in my room
>hear noise behind building(I live in an apartment block)
>peek out of window to see what's going on
>little girl in red frock/dress crying
>ignore
>play vidya for 2hrs, take off headphones
>still hear girl crying
>theherowedeserve.jpg
>decide to go and check why the kid has been crying for so long and why no one is helping
>go down, looks like nobody on the ground floor is home
>walk up to girl and ask her why she's crying

>>17232811
>she says nothing but keeps crying
>finally opened hey eyes and looks at me,(I should have mentioned she was sitting on the sidewalk and crying into her arms)
>her eyes are completely black!
>nope.jpg
>I'm lost, she says
>getmeoitofhere.PNG
>ask her how she got here, where her parents are etc
>has no idea
>kid looks really rich, I ignore the black eyes in hopes of getting monies!
>kid starts to cling to my shirt

I decided to call the cops and report this but for some reason my phone wouldn't work. This wasn't out of the ordinary as my service provider is shit.

>>17232833
>don't know what to do, can't take girl to my house cause don't want to get V&
>decide to do a parameter search with the girl
>circle around the building and the neighboring buildings
>girl doesn't recognize anything, still says she has no idea how she got here
>refuses to tell me her name
>only pulling at my elbow sleeve as we look around
>I decide to go back to the building
>when a child gets lost they are supposed to stay in one place
>take her back, its nearly night now
>ask kid if she's hungry, she says no
>still no one around
>take a picture of the girl with my phone to show people and ask if they know her, maybe spread on fb etc
>freak the fuck out
>the pic looked like the girl had holes, like black holes for eyes!
>ask her about her eyes, she says nothing
>take her to my house, she doesn't come in
>what's wrong?
>I can't come in if you don't ask me to, mommy says its bad manners!
>invite her in
>she comes in and sits down
>give her some water
>ask her to eat something, still doesn't want to

>>17238090
>what is hell?
Ultimately up to interpretation but also the consensus is that its not somewhere you want to be
>if we die can we travel there
Possibly but it's probably horrid
>do dimensions of pure horror and chaos exist
likely, good thing we don't reside there
>are black holes gateways there
probably not

Separation from God, The Absolute.

Hell is the lowest place on the evolutionary tree.

>>17237978
>>17237978
>>17237978

I am the OP and I am basically continuing here because of a limit or essentially some limt.

Basically it kind of made me more concerned essentially when I went to work one day and some guy in a suit walked into the car wash I am the manger at and I noticed that it was bassically the same guy. I tried too make normal conversatioon and basically tried to feel out wheter he was a normal person or essentially some goverment FBI/FDA/CDC type, but basically he just seemed really wierd when I asked if he wanted to come over and watch ancient aliens with me. Basically I think he realised that I was on to him so he just said he was busy that night and had a lot of people to pick up. Essentially that made me afraid he was going to pick me up t oand abduct me but I basically decided that I should just bored my windows up and only go out during the day time to prevent an undercover night raid by the FBI/CDC/DOT roaid or something. Essentially, I just want to know if anyone has any similar experieances or techniquies to basiccally get this guy off my back. I already decided to try and cloak my online interactions and essentially remain anonymous that so he way he that way can't detect my aactivities basically and arrest me. Bassically does anyone have any sugquestions? Basically the picture is kind of what the limozine looks like. I didn't want to take an actualy picture essentially so that they cannot back trace the image to my ip.

>I'm so dumb I thought a limo driver who got Dish Network installed is a spooky govt man in black
roleplayers fuck off

I heard that this is true. I tried once. No succes.

I used to have lucid dreams when I was a kid. Dont have them anymore though. :(

I have them like almost every day, i could day im very expert when it comes to lucid dreaming, or that I might have mastered it.

Most of the times I lucid dream after waking up and then going back to sleeping on my stomach, I use a medium height pillow, and it gets very tired when I wake up again just like if I was knocked out, this morning I, I really liked it, I was able to meet some old friends on this dream we spoke we jumped etc. It left me with s good feeling but a little bit tired.

malaria

weed pirates

Why not?

>>17237772
>>17237769
Thread ded. Good post OP.

>>17237769
sounds like bullshit, op..

continue

>>17237764
Mindfulness meditation
Start a meditation program to root yourself in reality.

Good luck.

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>>17237764

hope this help anon

where thou go, chaduettes and hoes?

>willing to do LSD
>nothing bigger than that
umm, how can you go bigger than that anyway? dmt?

>>17237210
sleep tends to make time pass pretty quickly

dxm was the most time dilation I ever experienced. second most was when I first started smoking really good weed.

If you wanna try DXM, read up on it first and make sure you buy the right kind of cough syrup. make sure it has NO guafenesine or any active other than dextromethorphan. If it treats chest congestion or mucous, dont use it.

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If you really believe that then you think they were reading everything you post to the internet too.

Doubtful.

You are going to die, Josh

>>17237128
aren´t we all gonna?

>>17237120
>>17237128
just kidding, that was mean. You are totally going to die tho, but not in a very long time.

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It`s also on archive.org...

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>Am I just being a pussy

ding ding ding -- We have a winner!

Step one to a haunting: Check your plumbing for emissions

Step Two: Check your AC for infrasounds

Step Three: Check your piping for infrasounds.

Infrasounds are very closely associated with feelings of dread, anxiety and some times visual hallucinations due to subtle vibrations in the cornea.

>>17237110
Not OP but this helped