Can anyone explain please?
>12
>hanging with friends after school
>get off the bus, there is an old woman
>wearing scarf around head, looks homeless
>starts blowing air in a kind of spitting motion around me
>freak out and run away
>see her second time couple months later, again comes straight to me and same thing
>never see her again
wtf?
>>17239969
Should have gave her the middle finger it wards off the evil eye
Crazy homeless lady doing crazy things, must be paranormal anon, we gotta get Scooby and the gang on top of this one
>>17239974
thanks
so today i woke up with these scratch marks on my arm. (pic related)
theyve felt heavily rough & seem to be incredibly irritated.
i only bring this up bc the mirror violently fell in one of my living rooms, followed by a wall decoration a couple min later on the opposite wall. My baby sister mentioned our house having a "friendly casper" in the house & our house is very old.
any ideas /x/? im sure this is all coincidence but i want to habeeb
>>17239852
Is that a Pokemon?
>>17239897
a jackalope.
>pls no bully
Either bedbugs or fleas. If you think its a ghost say "in the name of the dark lord satan I vanquish you to the depths of hell"
I perform military honors for my Air Force base. Been doing it for about three years. Is there any way for spirits to latch onto people during such an emotionally charged event?
Also please ask questions about what it's like to be an outsider for hundreds of private, family gatherings like this. (It's really weird)
Will bump with my most awkward story
>open casket funeral
> family wants me to close the casket before we fold the flag
>I march to the casket
If you didn't know there's usually some weird cloths draped over the open edges of the casket
> I ceremoniously fold the cloths inside of the casket
> go to fold the one that covers the dead person up
> while I'm folding it, I notice it's really long
> I accidentally folded it up so much that it was just one thin strip of fabric
> seriously inches from corpses face, and they didn't do a very good job preserving him
> try to tuck the folded cloth around the dead person
> when I go to close the casket it won't shut its a cheap ass piece of shit that the family bought so they could keep whatever life insurance was left
> pretty much put a huge dent in the casket trying to close it
> fold flag and do my thing and leave
Family caught up with me and said it was the best thing they've ever seen
> kinda felt bad for bending the casket but w/e
Pls respond
>>17239673
So... you just sorta... stand there? until they need you?
Good Luck
It's a group of annoying college kids making references they think are deep. It's dumb. Let it die.
>>17239713
God please yes let Cicada 3301 finally go away.
You gotta stop smoking that retard grass OP
Last time there was an /x/ meet up thread posted here, I introduced myself to a guy from my area and we have been emailing ever since.
Has anyone here actually met up with someone they found on /x/? How did it go and did you ever come across anything weird?
>>17239647
Yes I met up with someone and I murdered him.
>>17239682
did he taste good?
Yeah. I met up with a bunch of man children trying to spout dank memes
Does anyone care to explain what the hell this is plz. We where having board session then bam, this shit!!! Explain.
>>17239624
a really bad fucking camera angle nigger
Not really that's how it came up when it was recording.
Is the smell of a skinwalker (Or fleshgait) alone enough for me to be concerned? I smelt metal all the way down my road
That is what they are said to smell like, right? That and rotten flesh
>>17239037
Yeah but I mean normal things also smell like that so just play it safe anyway. Avoid wooded areas, don't go out when it's dark, and if shit gets spooky lock yourself up with a gun, phone to call police, and camera to film the spooks for eternal glory. You'll probably be fine as long as you don't act like a total autist if shit goes down.
>>17239037
..wat?
> I smelt metal all the way down my road
That's a cool occupation you got, but it would probably be more efficient to do it at your work shop instead.
I've been expereincing sleep paralysis and a vibrating sensation for 4 years now
I looked it up and found out it was the start of OBE
But I can never recall a night where I actually left my body, besides one night which was last week
The whole procedure occured but this time I recalled reading somthing about controlling the "virbrations" into different areas of your body, and so I did
What happend next was kind of a blur but I recall trying to get up from my laying position but it took a lot of effort like if I was in jelly
everything was blurry and kind of cold
I woke up minutes later drained out as if I had ran a marathon.
So my question is how do I complete the vibration phase and have a clear experience
also is OBE safe can a demon take possesion
of my body while im gone?
Also general Astrel projection thread
>>17238641
>also is OBE safe can a demon take possesion
of my body while im gone?
No, but you are moving in the spirit world when out of body, and therefore, spirits can attack you.
>>17238657
So lets say my house is haunted or has a spirit or w/e residing in it would it try to make contact with me? Cause I'm a pussy when it comes to this type of shit
>>17238703
It might. It might not.
Going on the astral is like going on the street. You might meet some people
Forget tulpas, I want to create a physical esoteric entity. How would I go about this? I've tried most of the common words for god and the various mystical Hebrew terms, and nothing gives. Recommended materials?
Golem is very complex to create, an unnatainable goal save for a mystic maintain an intense focus for 20 hours. Homunculus would be much simpler.
>>17237501
>Creature of flesh is easier to make
>>17237489
Did you recite the hebrew alphabet, used untouched natural materials and tried to cannect your energy to the being you were trying to create, while at the same time asking for gods help? And being neked or using plain white robes helps a lot. Having earth as your element is helpful aswell because it is easier.
I asked this in /balk/ already but didn't receive any satisfying reply. Considering that most prime ministers, presidents or other important politicians are in the best age for cancer, further considering that cancer is worldwide increasing and the percentage of dying from it someday is over 20%, why no politicians die of it whilst in charge? Can't be only the money considering the rich as fuck celebrities dying from it. Any explanations ?
>>17237417
Either they keep it secret to maintain the illusion of a strong leader or governments have a cure that they don't share for population control.
Surely ex leaders have died of cancer though.
>>17237417
Rich people have access to higher quality medicine, the same goes for world leaders.
>>17237417
Our genetics prof explained that we will never cure cancer.
It would have too many repercussions.
If we could cure cancer, we would unlock immortality.
Post your findings. Googling "Black Chalice pdf" brings up a satanic ritual pdf and a somwhat miscellaneous summonings book. "Indaweb Book of Jasher" apparently contains a missing book of the bible.
>indaweb
>>17237445
Google it bud.
Theosophical is a site that possesses a collection of introductory esoteric studies.
bump for interest
Anyone know how to fix it?
It's been stuck in my head for over 6 months.
Delve into the inner depths of your conciousness, entertain the insane and come out as divine.
fix it good, man.
>>17237256
Meditation
Mindfulness meditation.
Does anybody else know or experience this?
I think I am experiencing this more and more frequently.
>AMA
A few days ago I found an article of clothing I had been searching at for ages just put across my keyboard.
Last night I was talking to my girlfriend and she was thanking me for all the clothes I had bought her recently. I asked her what she meant and she sent pictures of them, so, I checked my wallet, and sure enough there were receipts, and after looking at my account balance, it all lined up.
I buy her things, but we're a very food and movies kind of couple. The last time I bought her clothes was when we first started dating two years ago in 2013, hence...
>timestamp (pic related)
I also experienced a lot of deep, low vibrations last night that did not seem like a headache. They woke me up.
Another thing I just noticed is that it's almost 7:00 now and there isn't a hint of light out. There's usually at least sunrise and a good array of morning colors within the next five minutes, but I just checked out the blinds and it is pitch black out still.
Help me out guys. What is going on?
Also, because I know how this works.
>I'm either going crazy or slipping between universes AMA
*two years ago in 2014
my b /x/
>>17236855
If you started dating in 2013 and have been together for two years, you should have posted this thread one year ago to be accurate.
>>17236866
I just realized that it would be 2013 since it's a new year (january) and thought it'd be stupid to correct twice. Once again, my bad.
are dreams the only paranormal thing that is actually real?
No even dreams are the products of brain chemicals, right?
>>17233816
I have a dick, though. Is that okay?
>>17233816
my ass is caked and layered with unwiped excrement and shame
I've heard a lot of stories on here and on /k/ about people seeing some S.T.A.L.K.E.R worthy shit near chernobyl. Are any of these real
>>17226790
lel fake
>>17226790
You have to be trolling
>>17226790
woww wat are dey omg so scarey reindears runned across traintracks?lol warning very scarey pic lol lol lol