Ditty thread?

Edgy

nice meme

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>>951412

>>951412
Kike alert.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwMY5MHMElk

Lovely memes
thank you for partaking in the memes on this website

>>953886
no thank you kind sir

>>951657
saved for future use

>>951657
This one is great

anyone got suicide ones?

has anyone made one with the navy seal copypasta?

>>954629
Nice!

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>>951400
>>951404

Any idea what they used to synthesize the vocals? I am very much interested in making shit like that.

>>957161
It's an app named Ditty.

>>957199
We've made it pretty clear we don't want the thread, by not bumping it at all. Just let it die stop trying so hard

>>955515
catchy

>>957242
>>951657

>>951404
>heeeeetluuuurrrr deeeeee iddd

>>951657
same here

>>957242
I'm ok with it.

>>951412
>>>/pol/

>>960248
I don't think you understand the >>>>> meme
>>>>>/lurkmoar/

>>958144
pretty cool

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This may be useful for you

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Can't go wrong with this one

>>960291
I don't think you understood the joke either

>>960592

God damn it, what is the name of the actual song? I can't figure it out and it's making me mad as fuck

>>965496
I like the simple rhyme scheme.

>>968833
sugar

>>968846

Many thanks!

>>960594
what song is this I can't find it anywhere

I hope it wasn't made just for this program

>>960564
>>957328
These two made me laugh real hard

>>969114
lolol

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How do you make these?

>>969967
I keked

>>969967
>poo in the loo version when?

>>969114
laughing uncontrollably

>>969454
Ditty

Anyone got one for Designated Shitting Streets?

>>969114
These have never made me laugh until now

thank you

>>969499
Thanks, I was having a shitty day until now

>>960564
>>957328
I hate rap music on the radio and shit, but I gotta admit, those instrumentals are kinda catchy.

>>969114
hahahhaha

>>969967
I'm fucking losing it

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>>955515
better than mine :(

>>971943
Beyond perfect

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>>974794

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>>974798

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>>974802

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>>974805

This app is God tier

>>968910
https://m.soundcloud.com/4qent100/good-day

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Nothing.

>>975005
10/10

>>975005
Got me good anon

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H-here I go!

>>957328
sauce?

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>>970012
Here.

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>>975005
fuckin' saved

>>969112
Underrated post

>>958144
I died

>>975005
you got me kek

>>951404
the best one
and im jew

>>969499
It feels great

>>971935
I appreciate your effort anon

Where are these made?

>>971004
had to put it on two replys to make sure everyone knows how cool you are

>>955515
I can't post mine on here, but if you take the hava nagila and make it say "we run the government ad the holocaust was a clever lie" its perfect

>>958144
>>958271
What's the backing track for this one?

>>978569
shit, m80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIcCu3W66Eg

>>978484
>expecto petroleum
Heh

>>979491
*insert jet fuel meme here*

>>969110
haha

>>959977
Please kill yourself.

>>951673
What song is that?
It's not Elvis is it.

>>981240
Queen - Crazy Little Thing Called Love

>>951657

Hilarious! XDXD them reddit posters amirite? 8/8 m8

>>954629
fuck you!!! fucking spoiler!

>>981172
Hi Billy

>>974810
Lol, I fucking lost it to this one.
The timing on some of these is incredibly good.

>>975790
underated

>>969114
im laff

>>958272
kik

>>969114
Absolute best

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>>982626

>>951412
/b/ is that way <--------

>>981299
You seem angry.

>>981299
>>>/b/

Someone post the Classical REEEEEEE one

>>975790
my fucking sides

>>960564
>be honest deenduu
fucking dead

>>983480
funny meme

>>983669
see >>960594

also wish people wouldn't use this song for fucking every other webm, especially when it doesn't even specially fit

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>>983669
Here you go bud

>>951657
should've said fucking fag at the end rather than fucking faggot

>>969110
underrated

>>969499
Hah. I created a twitter account dedicated to harassing him

>>983945
>>984226
oh, no there was beethoven song which excapes my mind right now and "geeeeet ooof my boooooaaad you goodamn nooormieees REEEEEEE EE EEE"

i loved that one

>>982252
> oooooohh
> aaaaaahh

>>977665
Or because he he liked both instrumentals?
Fucking retard.

>>965498
my name is lucas and I played tons of mmos. thanks m8

If it wasn't for fucking assholes who would post screamers and shit some of these would be so perfect for use on other boards.

>>978484
is there an extended version of this?

>>951404
Backtrack? Sounds very familiar

>>986968
A-ha - Take on Me

>>981231
Should have tried to work in the phrase "Its not gay if its a feminine dick"

>>986018
It still busts my balls that audio's so limited when it comes to other boards. Is there a particular reason its limited to /gif/ and /wsg/? I get that screamers and john cena-tier audio jumps would be a problem, but that can't be the main reason, can it?

>>981172
hey billy.

>>982248
>dat filename

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>>983945
Too fucking bad.

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>>984673
>>988972
Good god, 2 of these in and I'm fucking addicted.

>>988965
Original song? That bass is fucking gr8

>>974802
Saved

>>951412

>stop having fun, guys!

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Perfect

>>988984
Can't Stop - Red Hot Chili Peppers

>>989560
Oops. Meant to reply to>>971943

>>989770
Should've known it was RHCP. Thank you based anon

>>984226
id like to see more with this song

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>>990683

I was going to make one with the Imperial March
Apparently "nose. How" is a profanity

>>978569
i'll tell you what it is
a fucking shitty song that is so overplayed that if you go to any modern radio station that plays today's hits in your area
me and my friends tested this
if you go to any of them, at least will guaranteed to be playing it
IT
IS
SO
FUCKING
ANNOYING

>>969110
>>975005
What's the name of the original music in these ones?

>>992563
ella henderson - ghost

>>975005
fukin kek

>>951400
how do you send one of these, mine just says copying atnd there are no share options

>>994418
Personally, I save mine to my phone's gallery and email it to my computer.

Is there a way to have this app on computer? my phone is not compatible

>>995894
blue stacks

Jesus, these would be better if it wasn't the same 5 fucking songs for everyone of them.

>>951412
>thinking this is edgy
lmao

>>990968
thats a different song

>>988965

This is amazing

10/10

>>980606
10/10

>>988965
This song always gives me goosebumps at the end, I don't know why, it just does.

>>989137
I will show this to the original singer of the song.

>>1002878
Get me a date with the chick from the video while you're at it.

>>974794
KEK

>>969110
This is the best one

>>982252
What song is this?

>>988965
Clover is ded, isnt it? What is a good alternative?

>>981299
>>>/reddit/

/r/equesting

"the pleasure of being cummed inside"

and

"it's not gay if she has a feminine dick"

>>969114
Spooky!

>>1002878
Morten Harket is my nigga

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>>1004350

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>>1004355

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lil OC

99% of these are made by arrhythmic sperglords with no sense of meter

>>1004928
The irregularity of the meter and displacement of accents and syllables is what makes most of them so funny

>>1004928
You are the one, that doesnt know shit

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best in thread right here i guarantee

>>1005153
>>1005175
Well then, guess this just isn't my cup of tea. I'll stop the hate and take my leave

>>988984
you should be ashamed
get educated

>>958272

Can it wait?

>>969499
Made my day.

>>1003857
mimi

>>989137
great thread.

Hey can some kind anon do me a SHEEV DID NOTHING WRONG

>>982685
how do you get the ditty.co watermark of the video?

I just realized, the effects remind me alot of what Comedy Central does with their logos or whatever.

>>965496
Great

>>954629
bastard!

>>984226
Still one of the best ones so far

>>1012778
What would happen if you did the actual lyrics to the song you were using?

>>1012778
As an oldfag, you got a good chuckle out of me. Keep up the good work anon.

>>1013061
It be gold sadly the lyrics where to long

>>1004704
haha
i thought the same when i heard that song

>>951657
does someone knows the name of the original song?

>>988984
you uncultured swine. You just triggered my autism.

This is some of the worst shit ever forced

>>983480
forty keks

>>953219
Toppest of keks

>>958144
Not Gas the kikes for the rhyme...

>>1012064
hahahaha LOL! great meme xD

>>954629
l m a o

>>1016121
I want a full song of this ;-;

>>954629
>>953219
>>951400


Lost my shit hard

>>975703
lost hard to this one, very underrated

>>951673
the corny ass song made this so fucking funny
11/10

>>981299
u have to go back!

>>969108
Oath cunt 10/10

>>951404
voice reminds me of moonbase alpha, good times

>>1023094
Can you get rid of the watermark

>>975113
original song

>>1023215
No

>>1023094
Best in the thread

>>1014870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnExs4IFMRg

>>975703
Holy crap this one's great

>>969967
hah, Melissa Ashley/Anne Howe

>>975005
You win

you people realize what kind of effect these have on your psyche right?

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>>1026399
no, please enlighten us

>>988965
That ending ruined it.
What shit.

>>1026423
i will enlighten you to your reality. you're creating a hell for yourself. look up quantum mechanics. you will realize you are only decieving yourself.

>>1026453
Hey bud i hate to tell you but... your fedora is showing.

>>958272
Id like to hammer your sanctuary all night babe

>>1016362
Salsa on song ?

>>1004358

underrated

>>985240
Dito

>>969108
Damn it straya.

>>982250
Original song on this one?

>>975790
HAHAHAHA

>>1016138
keked

>>1016096
You know what I like
To do
On a Thursday night
Gas the jews

Rhymes to me.

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no one ever posted this one again, so I had to get on the ditnet and do it myself

>>1026448
This. What the fuck was that

>>961420
underrated

>>1005768
underrated

>>1029542
That's pretty catchy right there

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Someone do this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imamcajBEJs

>>957328
>>975592
Good day by Flash Garments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM9VKk6XRpo&nohtml5=False

https://soundcloud.com/4qent100/good-day

>>968910
>>1030918

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I made this for a friend months ago

>>951673
can any1 tell what song is this?

its so catchy

>>988965
I dont even /v/ and this is perfect

>>971943
10/10

>>1011588
I uploaded it to a facebook chat and saved it from there.

>>980606
underrated

>>951400
>look up "ditty"
>it's a facebook app
God, you people are cancer.

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>>1041648
Its a phone app m8.

>>1042325
is it wrong that i get this one

>>988965

When the last part kicked in I kept waiting on the twist, but it never came. The rest was so good, and then the last part unironcally apes that fucking "I am a gamer" video

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happy green cigarette plant smoking day

>>988965

it was ok but that ending ruined it completely

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Had some fun with Ditty.
1/4

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>>1049346
2/4

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>>1049348
3/4

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Final one. Thanks for helping me discover this new form of fun posting.

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>>1049353
Bonus 5th one.

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>>1004197

>faggots uploading with the ditty watermark and not doing it via FB for a cleaner upload

>>1049931
>caring about watermarks
>being this fat autistic nerd

>>1049938
>not caring about aesthetics

all my posts in here have been top notch watermark-less

>>1050033
bad post. watermark visible.

>>1049351
>You are waifu
at least u tried

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>>1050103
>Someone hasn't been memeing since 2008.

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WE

>>998799
gotta be careful tho, it tries to install adware, even if you say no

>>995894
how shit of a phone do you have? my 4 y/old ipod is compatible fine

>>988972
i hate in app purchases

my free in app purchases extension is broken currently so I can't "buy" the rest of the songs

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>>1026453
>>1026468

>>1049951
well aren't you a special snowflake

>>1039515
crazy little thing called love

>>1050500
>>1050699
>>1050773

posts hidden, watermark present

>>1049918
Dat ending right there

>>1051668
ugh, watermark visible

>>1051700
>>1051238
calm your autism, faggot

https://youtu.be/3fqdz0Q4cPw

https://youtu.be/i6HGOaKPpOU

>>975703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FezOKRub0gA
r8

also what are you guys using to convert the video to webm?

>>974805
so much irony in this one... a trump quote added on top of the EU's anthem.. 10/10