Good Feels

>>1653529
Get over it you fucking pussy.
I wish my life was so cushy that breaking up with a girlfriend was the saddest thing in the world.

>>1653529
Good for you, I'm going to apply for diversity because I can't play for any college, and I can't get my first job after 7 years of trying. Doesn't matter if it's "cushy" government living, I wanted to go somewhere damn it. Not be stuck in some half ghetto piece of shit while I have to deal with living this life forever.

>>1653603
*pay

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>>1653529
Sho thang bro

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>>1653558
So, what makes YOU sad?

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>>1653614

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Hang in there, bro.

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>>1653529
In 2013 my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me over the phone. I felt the same way, but had the restraint to not follow through with what you did. After a 3 month grieving period I figured I should put myself out there, have a casual and fairly safe relationship with few emotional attachments. I bothered a girl I thought was cute and went for it.

We celebrated our 4th anniversary in February. I plan to marry her. It gets better if you let it anon. Just allow yourself some time and do the things you enjoy. Go out there and find someone else when you feel you can. Have a cute thing.

>>1653608
as a 27 year old drunk who just lost his job and the woman he loves this fucking warms my heart to no end I love it

>>1653530
That's pretty neat.
Anyone have more DH videos?
I'm looking for Sam hill faceplant video.

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>>1653529
Well good sir, let me tell you a thing or two: The only way to get out of it is to get up and get things GOING. And I don't mean blindly doing stuff for the sake of doing stuff, but rather to get things going one step after another.
First off, you need to make sure this doesn't develop into major depression – yes, being heartbroken may feel worse but you need to make sure it doesn't GET worse. To ensure your mental health you need to watch your neurochemistry – balance is key. Trust me, an unbalanced brain can be a real bitch.
To maintain balance you need to take a few precautions:
Firsly, don't stay in bed any longer than you need to. Early to bed and early to rise, as the old saying goes. After a good night of sleep, get your body going as soon as possible.
Secondly, at least half an hour of exercise with a heart rate at around 130 bpm will leave you feeling more energetic after a minimal period of exhaustion.
And watch your fucking diet!

Step two is making plans. Yes, MAKE plans, don't just dream them up. Set them up, write them down. Staring at this monitor may be a nice distraction and as such it does serve its purpose. But only as such. If you keep telling yourself you're an unworthy piece of shit, you'll end up being one. So look at all your "work in progress" at first, everything you need to do to make ends meet, and complete it. Imagine having to write a CV and strive to round it off.

Then, and only then: Bite off more than you can chew. And chew it!

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>>1653621
Three months is a rather swift recovery, actually. Six months wouldn't be out of the ordinary. After that, however, professional help is required.

>>1653652
>CV
that's actually "résumé" in the US, in case you were wondering...

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>>1653659
It was fairly quick I'm told. But I had a decent support network of family and friends. I also posted a lot on /b/ to vent and shitpost, and after a while of seeing
>tfw no gf
I said fuck it and looked for someone. Tbh I wasn't totally ready, but it felt better than grieving.

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>>1653700
Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. Saying "fuck it" is indeed the most important step. Taking it can feel rather good in an for itself. There are pitfalls to avoid however, the most dangerous being surrendering to cynicism, since that can be hard to get out of as well.

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>>1653529

>>1653619
thanks man, that warmed my heart up
>>1653624
gave me a good chuckle
>>1653713
aww

>>1653700
>my favorite primitive technology video
thanks

I don't know anything about how long I should wait, I'd never been in a relationship that lasted more than a few dates before this time. All I know is that I am way better as part of a couple than by myself, I need someone to recap my days with and share my life with. Suddenly being without that is crippling.

>>1653723
I understand anon. Like I said I was in a relationship for 4 years before it ended. The important thing is to be able to do those things such as talking about your day again. That's why I vented on 4chan, just to talk to someone. But it's a poor alternative to in person. Just talk to friends and stuff, but don't be needy. I'm sure they would like to help, but you can't pressure them back; it will make them draw away.

>>1653741
my friends have been an amazing source of support so far, but I don't want to overburden them, I suppose shitposting on 4chan could help a bit, but the number of 'kys's mostly outweigh actual advice in my opinion. Unless I'm in feels threads, and still then there are fags like >>1653558

>>1653759
The great thing about real friendships is that they're not easily "overburdened". However, the one surefire way to drag everybody down is through self-pity. Therefore it's wise to snap out of it as soon as possible.

>>1653759
>>1653787
In short, it's as mentioned here >>1653652
>If you keep telling yourself you're an unworthy piece of shit, you'll end up being one

>>1653675
>>1653677
So precious.

>>1653787
>>1653793
It's easy to fall into, you ask 'why did this happen?' and a relatively easy answer to fall onto is 'It's me' and that quickly evolves into 'why should I do this? why do my friends put up with me? what am I doing?' and people don't like defending you to you. Problem is I've had that issue since I was in middle school, I don't like saying it because I know what it does externally, but I know me, I'm a /b/tard and a /pol/lock. Most of the time I just slap on a smile, try not to think about how hollow I am, and force myself outside.

Not your personal support network. Fuck off.

>>1654026
how about you hop over to /gif/ and tell people you're not their personal search engine when they ask for a specific type of porn.

Some of us are just here to have a smile. Fuck off.

>>1653533
black weaboos are a rare breed

>>1653659
OH GOD THEYRE SO FUCKING CHILL

IT BLOWS MY FUCKING MIND

>>1653679
i want that outfit

>>1653608
If I still had a heart it'd be melting right now.

>>1653636
[Intelligence 9] hmm your voice out put moduel seems to be damage, i dont know if i can fix it.

>>1653612
Who would be so cruel to that poor turtle

>>1653700
>nakedmandestroysnature.webm

>>1653612
Sauce?

>>1653652
You've got to do something, Man! Get the creative juices flowing again or whatever juices you think you have in you. You'd be a crazed lunatic to not follow this person's advice. I highly advise buying an incredibly fast motorcycle. Push yourself to your own personal limits and then exccede those. you don't need any god-damned rules where you are going.

>>1654317
You must be 18 to post on this website.

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>>1653652
>>1654487

Check out the highly motivational nighttime version.
It's fast. It's cool. It's radical.

>>1653659
>tfw it's been 9 months and I still love her just as much if not more

Fuck

>>1653995
>but I know me, I'm a /b/tard and a /pol/lock. Most of the time I just slap on a smile, try not to think about how hollow I am

Oh that feeling of hollowness can very easily be mitigated once you just stop visiting those boards.
/b/ has been dead in the water for years now and mostly functions as a mere extension of /pol/ nowadays with the occasional photo leak and quickly deleted edgelord-threads.
And /pol/ has become cancer-central.
Yeah, it might be one of the most OC-rich boards here but how much is that worth if the OC amounts to little more than virtually fellating Mr. President and the Nth NS-meme.
Every somewhat insightful post will soon be shouted down by endless buzzword-spamming and meme spouting that, in a nutshell, consists of little more than the following:
>variations of the word "cuck"
>the big bad muslim man
>happymerchant.jpg
>George Soros is evil incarnate
>spics, gooks, sandniggers, eurocucks
>niggerniggerniggernigger
>REEEEEEE
>your sheltered libtard-life
>two nukes weren't enough
>((((brackets))))
>I'm subject to the global [insert possible pressure group]-conspiracy

I think it just gets really boring after a while, especially once you realize how many clueless middle schoolers are frequenting that board.

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>>1654553
Have more capybara then.

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if someone can give source to song it'd be bery appreciated.

>>1653558
u ok bud? sounds like you're holding a lot in. Just vent here no one's gonna judge harshly.

>>1654284
>weeaboo
thats korea

>>1653612
It did it for me

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>>1653636

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>>1653529
there y'are

>>1654927
Quoth the raven, "Fuck you."

>>1654927
This is the kind of shit that only happens when you're really *really* high

>>1654313
Same
That dress is super dute

>>1654933
this is the best

>>1653530
I just love their enthusiasm

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Sorry mate

Feel better

>>1653529
https://therationalmale.com/the-best-of-rational-male-year-one/

You should read all of Year One tonight.

>>1654478
>anon implies man isn't nature
I fucking hate this meme

>>1653607
sauce?

>>1653558
>WAAA WAAA MY LIFE IS HARDER WAAAA
Stfu nobody cares kys

>>1655641
Look up crip walking

>>1654227
faggots.

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>>1653529
been in the same boat anon, gf of 2.5 years dumped me out of the blue. took a fucking long time to get my shit together again after that, but 3 years later ive got an awesome new gf and things are looking up

my advice to you is to find something to occupy your time with. i spent months sitting in bed beating myself up over every aspect of our relationship and just being miserable as fuck

pick up a hobby that you can lose yourself in. it occupies your mind so you dont get caught in those loops of shitty thoughts, and finishing a task or project can give you a big boost of confidence

im a complete anxiety-filled waste of oxygen and i still somehow managed to find happiness again. you can too if you can slog thru all the shittiness ahead

>>1655407
it's because these commentators would drink their-selves drunk. they were an independent radio station. they don't drink anymore though ever since they were bought out by redbull

>>1654553

Took me almost two years to get over one of my exes a couple years back. Eventually that heartache turns into a low, dull pain. Your heart may fall into your stomach if you see someone who looks like she did and you think it might be her, but it's never her.

Eventually you stop creeping on her social media pages. You realize that she's moved on and that you have to do the same. You stop "checking up" on her. You're kind of adrift and directionless for a long time. You go through the motions, spend time with friends, maybe even try something new that you've never done before. You get into a routine, you try to organize yourself and get your life back together. You put your head down and start to grind.

Then, Anon, something weird happens. One day you realize it's been a while since you thought about her. She used to be your every waking thought, but somewhere along the way you managed to get through an entire day without her crossing your mind once. And you're only going to notice that in retrospect. One day you just sort of...stopped thinking about her. And you're still here. You came out on the other side.

It's not an easy process. You can't give yourself a deadline or force yourself through it. You just have to understand that it is indeed a process but it does have an ending. Love is always a risk, but it's a risk worth taking. And one day you'll find yourself ready to take that risk again.

You deserve happiness, Anon. And one day you will find it. I promise you. You will.

>>1655449
Uh, this guy is currently under investigation for abusing his kids.

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>>1653529

>>1655722
>be me
>friday night
>got off work late
>decide to pick up a pizza for me and my roommate to share
>get some small thing from dominos because I'm not super hungry
>waiting at a bus stop
>decide to chat up one of the girls there
>talking about whatever when a car pulls up and some guy leans out the window
>fucker stole my pizza
>girls screech as car drives away
>I just look around in disbelief with a smile
>girl gives me her number because she feels I deserve it after that happened
>have a story to tell at every party for the rest of my life

>>1656032
Says who?

>>1655722
they gave it back to him after that, he was totally chill with it

>>1654313
i want poppy

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>>1656739
Too darn skinny for my taste, but you want Poppy and Poppy thou shalt receive.

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>>1656739

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:)

>>1656350
the police

>>1656861
what police?

>>1654749
Aria ost, yuunagi i belive the name of the track is. Worth finding all of aria and ykk, some great calming music in those.

>>1653636
>HAHA kill gods kill gods
satan in bird form

>>1656807
No sir, I don't like it

>>1653619
OH, RIGHT IN THE FEELS

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>>1656809

>>1655822
Fucking A-grade webm man, thanks.

>>1656807
thank you

>>1656807
why? why does this affect me? why do I feel sad and comforted by someone resting their head down and holding their arms out?
>>1655822
I always love this one, It's stupid but I used to think of this when I was slowing down during my jogs. I have some bad anxiety too, I'm afraid that she may have been my best shot for a wife, but I'll try to keep my head up, thanks dude.
>>1655948
>You deserve happiness, Anon. And one day you will find it. I promise you. You will.
I know you weren't responding to me but that's something beautiful to read, thank you

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>>1657166
>why?

>wah my fuckmeat dumped my ass and now I am so sad


Every time man. Getting attached to someone like that is not much smarter than shooting yourself in the leg. Expecting pity for it is just fucked.
Why do these threads always start off with blogposts about some teen problems? Cant we just have a good feels thread without you faggots reminding me that I am walking among little fuccbois nowadays on this site.

>>1657171
stop pushing your shit Titanic

>>1657191
>i am incapable of forming any meaningful emotional attachments or feeling empathy
>i dont understand the mutual investment of time and energy in relationships or the emotional impact of losing those investments
>REEEEE

go back to /r9k/

>>1657171
WHat the fuck is this shite?

>>1657166

>that's something beautiful to read, thank you

I meant every word of it, and it applies to you too, Anon <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma7lyfYzIw8

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>>1653529
Know the feel.

GF of 8 years wound up cheating on me, she's getting married to the other guy after 9 months of knowing him. Women are fucking cancer. Yes, I was hurt.

Have a little love from /k/ in the meantime, my dude.

>>1657466
You're a kind person Anon, I hope you have a happy life ahead of you
>>1657482
I love /k/, haven't been there in a while, maybe I should stop being a noguns and take up collecting as a new hobby

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>>1657646
Well we love you too my dude, we're a bunch of angry, GF-less autists that horde weapons and ammo and occasionally shove larger rounds up our asses.

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>>1657719
It just sounds a little bad to say 'I got into guns after my long time gf broke up with me'

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>>1657758
Sounds bad when you say "I got into DnD after my GF broke up with me." Whatever helps, helps. Whatever doesn't should be discarded. I won't tell you that it gets easier over time, because it doesn't, but to spend your single years worrying about what other people think of you will literally kill you.

>>1656032
No he's not you dumb faggot. Stop trying to ruin things.

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>>1657799
I've done a lot for her in the past few years, I tried not to smoke often, despite my love and proximity to a fine tobacco shop. I spent more nights than I can count staying up just because she needed to talk to someone. And all it's gotten me is a sick feeling in my stomach and a heavy heart.

I think now I just need to focus on whatever the hell makes me happy

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>>1654553
I got over my ex of 3 years in about 10 months. You're close! My best advice is to not talk to her and don't look at her social media. :)

>>1653529
I don't know why I'm posting this here of all places, and I can't wait for the masses to call me a pussy, but I recently lost the love of my life and I blame myself for her death, I was stupid and broke up with her because I wanted her to chase her dreams and not feel like she had to stay around because of me. After we broke up she started drinking hard and ended up with a deadbeat who gave her a gun and she shot herself. I haven't really told anyone that I blame myself for her death, because I'm afraid to tell anyone, they probably won't understand. But hey, backstory aside, I like this thread, it's easy for me to break down and cry but feeling good for a little bit is what's getting me through. Don't worry anon, I believe that someday I'll be better, so should you. Loves waiting out there for us, we just gotta find it.

>>1653822
very clever

>>1657867
stop masturbating that hedgehog

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>>1653529
You better of not replied with anything other than "k".

>>1658207
Your grammar sucks.

>>1654317
LOL quoting Dexter

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>>1657821

>>1653608
This is so wholesome bro

>>1653619
>I love you wobot

all of /r9k/ should be crying :(

>>1658207
>profile picture
>grinch
>mask

I guess journalistic research is just too much effort these days

>>1656256

>girl gives me her number because she feels I deserve it after that happened

In what world do you live in?

>>1656704
That blew my mind

>>1654761
weeaboo detected

>>1653621
Enjoy your next breakup.

>>1653612
Shame it's so short.

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get in to hobby.. you are free

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>>1657758
No it doesn't getting into guns and either hunting or going to a range is great. Saying I got into MGTOW after a break up sounds bad.

>>1658601
Stop posting this WEBM, you faggot.

>>1657758
Dey white!
Finish it!

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>>1658625
Make me

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>>1658668

>>1653608
This is the best thing desu

>>1658350
Any real reason for that or are you normally a cynical faggot

>>1658625
Why? Gay.

>>1653621
>0:45
>(I don't know what he said)
"Go ahead, what's the craic" ... just in case anyone else was wondering...

>>1656032
That isn't daddyofive dude

>>1653608
fucking adorable

>>1653558
>>>/r9k/

>>1654519
wow hotline 3 looks great

>>1654570
That's adorable. Rodents are the best pets.

>>1653659
>tfw my old fort in Dorf Fort had giant capybara on it
Best I've got right now is a werekangaroo :\

>>1659486
Oh, Boston Dynamics, what a bunch of silly geese. As if cybernetic dog things weren't enough. Do they expect the military to purchase a ROLLERSKATING cybernetic dog thing?

>>1653530
>OH GOD, DANNY STAY ON YOUR BIKE!!!
That annoucer fucking loves Danny

>>1653529

Why not check out some of wong kar wai's movies and deal with your negative vibes through the lens of Hong Kong in the 90's?

Killer Angels (1995) :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqCr_3PDTps

Also, you got the binge/purge out of the way in a single day!

everyone here is wonderful. I love you all

>>1653612
>>1654481
Found the salsa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYF415wnZ0w

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>>1653530
I don't know why but this made me cry. Amazing to see such mastery.

>>1661878
anybody know what this is from?

>>1653530
moar like this?
sports announcer going crazy on sweet accomplishments

>>1659859
Dude, put some heavy duty wheels on it, bullet proof the important bits and put a few precision guns on it.
Drop a few of these fuckers into hostile territory and let them kill everyone.
No inteligence needed, just a simple human killing program with the necessary fail-safe mechanisms to prevent accidents.

I don't see why not use it.

>>1658312
Fake news

>>1653558
This.

But the one time I did get a gf, as a lonely robot, after about 2 years she broke up with me and I never drank in my life and didn't then. Now I do because I'm a robot, but you're just being dramatic if you drink when having a life. How could you even drink? You're busy having your life? Idiocy. I never got high, nor drank, until my life ended, and it wasn't then. Other girls wanted to date me but I'm no degenerate, some people are loyal and monogamous. Some. Not many. But some.

>>1662464
The GoodTimesKid

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>>1658625
His not the only one that posts it.

>>1662781
he's*

>>1662775
I was thinking the same thing but the beak definitely looks like a raven's

>>1658601
aw this shit is cute

>>1656905
That's a really poor curtsy.

>>1654284
>rare
Have you seen the Yu Gi Oh crowd?

>>1659101
I'm sorry this is ages later, but you might understand in what site you're posting on.
Calling out faggots for being faggots around here won't win you anything. Attention is what they crave, and by giving it in form of replies, you'll encourage them to continue this kind of behavior.
The best way to go about is to plainly ignore.

>>1653614
>>1653616
Reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro5K93CkLO0

>>1653816
hahaha, it's amazing !

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>>1663264
>the fact that it's too small notwithstanding

>>1663365
Kingdom Hearts too, and I really don't get it

>>1653614
why cant i meet black people like this

>>1653614
Something something Hannible.

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>>1661778

>>1656880
We are the police

>>1656032
that idiot wouldn't do something that requires any thought, he would just walk in a dump a bucket of water on his kid

>>1656072
>flu.webm

>>1654478
he typed from his comfortable heated room, built on centuries of design and research. Anon didn't know exactly how many trees and animals had to be sacrificed by his ancestors' hands for modern society to reach the current level of advancement. He couldn't even fathom a guess how previous generations toiled and struggled, in the hopes of making life easier for their children. Really, he didnt want to know. He was only here to pass judgement on those who created the life he enjoyed.

Cont?

>>1663752
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CONT!

>>1657962
You are the cause of her death.
Kill yourself

>>1659183
i didnt know they said craic in ireland i thought it was just a highlands thing

>>1658313
In a girl where women are terrified by a pizza getting stolen. And women often confuse fear with being turned on

>>1654562
Wouldn't trust that tortoise enough to have my balls face to face with it

>>1663512
lots of smart black people out there man, not everywhere is the US

>>1653636
The woman says "What was you saying yestarday?" in spanish.

>>1664648
i know, which is why i said i wish i knew blacks like this. there are a lot of trash here.

>>1653558
>t. someone who has never loved a woman

>>1664706
this

>>1653619
Whoever raised this kid, I would like to have a drink with. Seems like great parenting

>>1653636
ahahaha what

>>1653529
plenty of other fish, don't worry. At least you had a GF. Better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all.

>>1661878
>when the Nazis don't look behind the bookshelf

>>1665186
Heh, you're a penguin!

>>1665186
>I'm not the only one that thought she looked like Anne Frank
>I'm not even surprised by that fact
I've been here too long

>>1653616
Never realised the barenaked ladies were one black guy.

Comfy @ least

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeUWxet2mOg

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>>1653529
Had a girlfriend break up with me the same way, about four or five years ago, and she was pretty much my ideal partner to boot. I didn't immediately drink a lot but I pretty much destroyed a wall taking my frustration out on it. All things considered they were probably both right to break up with us remotely. Clearly neither you nor I were stable people, at least after being broken up with.

Hang in there I guess. From my experience things don't really get better again, or perhaps I should say they don't get to be like they used to, but it's not like you'll never be happy. In my case it made me realise I was not as stoic and even-tempered as I liked to think, and eventually led me to redouble my efforts to maintain self-control, so I suppose that's a good thing.

I'd be lying if I said I was over her even now, but I'm still moving on. You have to as well, preferably sooner rather than later, or you might as well be dead. Remember that everything is temporary, positive or negative, and that life is a state of change. Stagnation is your enemy.

>>1653679
Poppy is the cutest brutal social satire I've ever seen.

>>1657962
You may not have made the right choice, but in the end what she chose to do was her decision, not yours. You are not blameless, but you are not responsible for her death either. I'm no good at consolation even among friends I feel deeply for and empathise with wholly, let alone strangers, so I can't help you with the other part of that.

>>1658601
>the quickening overpowers me

>>1659397
Poor thing has a hurt foot.

>>1654933
he's such a good sport about it, Jeff is best

>>1658601
this fucking weirds me out, man

>>1654570

The normal dogs be like "this dog has the downs or what?"

>>1654227
It would be nice if had a bomb inside

>>1658601

I get adrenaline shakes too, but god damn

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>>1653529
>>1665334

nobody gives a shit about you or your whore girlfriends

>>1659489
Bird:" 'Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family."
Bird: "What's wrong?"
Owner: "Abe-chan, you're a little too early. Once the phone's picked up, then properly say hello."
Bird: "Okay, understood."
Owner: "Do you really understand? I'm counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu."
Bird: "Okay, I understand!"
Owner: "Got it."

>>1659859

Explore all options. Apply technology to make the most versatile thing you can. If it doesn't work in the military market, it'll find it's place in the civilian market. There's many instances of developments intended for the military become useful to everyday people

Also if you attached a dildo to it think of how hard it could fuck

>>1653636
Is this a new venetian snares song?

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I made these for you.

>>1657867
source?

>>1656807
>>1656809
I fucking hate this girl

>>1666345
that was great, thank you anon

>>1666322
And she fucking hates you

>>1664648
Dont be a cuck please.

>>1656807
No, thanks.

>>1653659
I was enjoying this thread and even that webm and then
>After that, however, professional help is required
I got ever so briefly mad and then I realized that maybe you just don't know any better, so I instruct you to take your arbitrary-ass standards and go fuck yourself

different people from different relationships take different amounts of time to get back from it

now imma get back to enjoying the thread
ya cunt

>>1659859
<huge tangent>
If you're interested, there's been a few articles out there about what happened to Boston Dynamics
Basically they kept doing amazingly cool stuff until they got bought by Google, and google kept pushing them to make something actually useful so that they could eventually make their money back.
Two problems came up: 1. they wanted to keep making amazing robots, for science, even if it would be useless (money-wise) for a long time, basically just keep doing research, and 2. they got some amazingly shit management from google

So they just trolled them for a few years by making derpy videos with awesome but unsellable robots (including the dogos)

Dunno what happened in the meantime, but it was a great (albeit somewhat sad) read, I think it was this one:
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-google-and-boston-dynamics-are-parting-ways-2016-5?IR=T

>>1653759
Fuck off normalfag.

>>1666471

why does Google ruin everything it gets is chubby Jewish hands on?

>>1665591
Link it up with loud orgasm and make it funny and unexpected

>>1666514
you forgot the brackets, faggot.

>>1666407
It's the truth though. You're just a clueless kid, that's your problem. Don't get mad. Grow up instead.

>>1661994
please, who is this man?

>>1654313
You can probably get one at a car wash

>>1655449
Oh I'm pretty sure this is one of my Steamfriends

>>1657850
takes 1/3 of your relationship they say.

i had a girlfriend of 7 years, i'm 2.5 years in. and i'm actually starting to feel really good again.

>>1666733
>1/3 of the relationship
fuck me, I don't want a 9 month mourning period

>>1653607

I unironically like this song.

>>1666577
Suggested sources for audio?

>>1665574
>>1665577
>>1665582
>>1665591
I can't help but be reminded of the guy who opened up all those webms of that rubber chicken till it sounded like the screams of the damned.

>>1654284
not that rare, a lot play fighting games but of those a good percentage will at least watch some good anime

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>>1653529
Fresh from today's launch. Hope you're feeling better, my dude.

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>>1667646

>>1658207
or how about "gg"

>>1667603
It's a song about manufacturing and imbibing illicit substances, while running from the law. It's amazing how well it fits.

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imma help a nigga out

you'll find the right girl
you'll find another one, a better one

>>1653612
Story?
Is that an autistic mermaid?
Why is her tail a turtle shell?
Why does she keep beating it?

>>1653608
and white peolple are no longer having kids :((

>>1653820

>See this commercial all the time as a kid
>Makes me want a pin stripe suit when I get older
>Be 27 now have a pen stripe suit
>Fucking Mentos

>>1656704
this is like a super heroe villian storie

>>1653533
niggers get out of korea REEEEEEEEEEE

koreans dont know you faggots ruin everything....

>>1655641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2TSy0Z5qTE
original video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJP1RzqxkHw
source video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVGUs9nQGaw
song

>>1668200
dont worry bro i got you.

me and like 5 other couples i know are all having kids this year, one couple is on their second. no worries.

>>1657171
don't listen o this faggots post more pls

>>1653636
STAY BACK SATAN BIRD!

>>1666603
I have this webm under Aleksei Arkhipovsky, must be him

>>1656072
seals are so cute

>>1665276

AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

>>1654209

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>1666660
top kek

>>1657867
>Gotta go at a moderate pace

>>1653529
thats what happens when u dont clean ur dam room for the 100th time boi

>>1653533
...."but how is it black?"

>>1667918
Every fucking time. I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard.

>>1653612
there were singing/talented music threads a while back, featuring an old guy singing on the street and a little boy listening.

Can anyone post that? I really liked it then, and while I'm not OP, I also broke up with gf of 4 years and no job. kinda lost here. Would help I guess

>>1653675
Pure...

>>1654562
>>1664643
ever since I saw that encounter of the turtle with the dog's balls, I was terrified by this webm

>>1662696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkzxP-Wt9oo

>>1656072
What's actually going on with this seal?

>>1667905
thats fucking unreal

>>1666392

This kid.. Man.. It really makes me want to be a dad D:

>>1664706
correct

>>1668556
It just found out that it doesn't like water and thinks about taking up a new carreer as a weird looking dog.
No, actually, from what I've gathered, it's a freshly-weaned young seal that just starts hunting for food, which is why it's always tentatively poking its nose into the water.
Those vocalizations are just what young seals will do. It's also blowing water out of its nostrils – remember, they don't have hands to blow their noses.

>>1667905
Ahhh, the SpaceX Falcon-9 Upgrade. Fascinating.

>>1659499
wtf same

>>1668200
Are you?

>>1653621
>give me a ballpark figure
kills the demoliton man

>>1654328
Nice anon.

>>1657799
god, this one´s heavy

>>1668490
I was waiting for the ballbite, too.

>>1668556
just a seal doing seal things

>>1665574
>steppingonlego.webm

>>1653659
>tfw it's been 6 years

>>1661994
i swear steve vai heard this performance and was inspired to write this awesome piece
I wish i knew if it was true or not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzTeka-7jvs

>get to end of thread
>back to feeling miserable
well was a nice 15 min

>>1653612
I hate that they are trying to play this instrument off as some sort of indigenous tribal instrument ;(

>>1667918

I know the guy who did this lel

>>1653636
is that a lyrebird?

>>1669134
Nope, a lyrebird gets its name from its tail feathers which form the shape of a lyre.

>>1654474
KEK

>>1656807
>>1656809

I like to think I have some hope when shit like this creeps me the fuck out.

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>>1669192
Oh come on. It's all been said and done before.

>>1656905
WOW giant feet

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heres the video it came from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMBJzoc5n_M

We wouldn't feel sad if we didn't have the capacity for love. You're still capable of love and happiness and you'll find your way back to it again soon enough. God be with you, anon.

>>1653670
shit i just lost it out loud at 4 am just
bunp

>>1658601
m8 this is fucking horrifying

>>1654926
ASMarf

>>1654570
>>1654562
Capybaras are animals straight out of a Miyazaki film

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>>1656704

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this one always makes me happy and hopeful to have girls in the future. want to raise something so precious

>>1670400
why are there two benis but only one pepe?

>>1672249
One is spurdo, one is gondola

>>1653646
hang in there brother

>>1658601
biggest grin on my face. reminds my when my dad took me and i got my first deer.

>>1670166
Those glorious bastards are spot on.

>>1661878
Everytime I see this I cannot help but hear the miss new booty song.

>>1665444
Lost

>>1653679

>liberals.mp4

>>1659510
sauce?