YLYL (you laugh you lose)

okay, you start

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>>1647936

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I have not yet lost. This thread is not funny. Let me fix that.

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wait for it

>>1647936
>meet me somewhere, I got my glock here
Just like one of those old westerns!

>>1647936
Very entertaining, but this should be in cringe not ylyl. Face-palmed the entire time.

>>1647943
Weird hearing a mix between Asian and Brit accents.

>>1647948
transformers: revenge of the fallen

>>1648020
Seriously if you want a deep voice in exchange for 5 minutes of pain just chug like 3 cups of skalding hot water and then a cup of strong whiskey. Your voice will drop like 3 octaves in a week.

>>1648029
Exactly how hot are we talking?

>>1648032
Is there a stronger word for scalding? Piping? Boiling? Dunno but it's an old remedy used back in the day by young kids to sound tougher.

>>1647982
It's right where it belongs.

>>1648032
Just to add to this post >>1648035 another way to get a deeper voice is to yell as hard as you can until you lose your voice and drink hard liquor and smoke cigarettes/cigars while it's gone, you voice will drop some and get a lean raspy touch.

>>1647952
Did this really happen? Did Trump say all that shit?

>>1648045
That horn Kek

>>1648061
That's adorable.

>>1648029
enjoy your throat cancer

>>1648061
Yeah I laughed because of that.
Someone said it was cruel because she's in shock.
Kids.

>>1647943
is this fucking BBC radio 1?? didnt know they did prank calls

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>>>/r9k/

>>1648021
>bey buys, barkiblier bere

>>1648089
>Filming a tense family moment, laughing

Man, if that's not the definition of white trash, I don't know what is.

>>1648089
If that little shit was my brother I'd knock him the fuck out and stump his ass for good measure. Too bad it's a fake vid.

>>1648038
wtf ahha

>>1648101
If you have a girly fucking voice or a squeeky bitch voice doing that shit will do the trick, don't believe me? Try it, it may take a couple of tries but that'll man up your voice good. Look up singers before and after doing that shit.

>>1648097
you do know that's staged right?
These guys have a whole load of youtube videos where the one with glasses plays the part of some sort of "problem child" or something, by the looks of it they're a pretty wealthy family, they break a lot of shit in those videos.

>>1648073
I love that guy

>>1648101
There's a singer who got laringitus or some shit and the cunt couldn't stop smoking and drinking hard booze for a week and she ended up completely changing her voice, another one had throat surgery and before she fully recovered she decided to yell or some shit and changed her voice as well. Another actor/rapper from the early 90's drank super hot tea and burned his throat as a kid so his mom thought it would be a good idea to let him drink a couple of shots of whiskey to "soothe" his throad, Ton Loc is his name I think.

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>>1648040
course

>>1647936
It always gets me on the "white boi" part

>>1648046
gold.

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my favorite of this dead meme

>>1648107
>when youve played enough east asian genocide simulator to recognize these historical figures immediately

>>1648061

Holy fuck, does she shake from excitement, becsuse someone shot that buck?

Holy shit, she is going to do some crazy ass fucking when she gets older.

>>1648029
>piping hot water down the hatch
>3 fucking cups of it too
>5 minutes of pain
Something tells me that burnt throat and esophagus is going to hurt for a bit longer than 5 minutes

>>1648179
She shot it, at the end the father said go sit down next to your buck.

>>1648123
is that big money salvia?

>>1647936
>MAH DICK HARD

hahahahahaha always fucking gets me

>>1647947
kek

>>1648135
damn, gota go watch whole series now

>>1648073
>let me measure it
who is he? source? :D

>>1648109
*angry bubbling*

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>>1648281

>>1648161

underrated

>>1648179
It's called an adrenaline rush

it's pretty common when kids get their first kill, it's how we survived as a species until the industrial age

>>1648281
nice

>>1648296
"mass" livestock farming was pretty common even before the industrial revolution. It's not like everyone in the average 500 AD city was a hunter.

>>1647961
The way she powerlessly whimpers "No" at the end always gets me

>>1647949
I'm fucking ded

>>1647946
I'd love to see a guy actually do this before they quit

>>1648018
>badum *tss

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ylyl

https://youtu.be/zlSNy1Of_hw

>>1648108
>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

>>1648276
thats good. i hope it isn't fake. the way the girl flies across the room seems a little exaggerated. but the brothers smug expression and opportunistic seize of computer time at the end was great.

>>1647949
if like me you were wondering what he said (because the sound at that part is really low compared with the rest of the video) it's "jedi temple".

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>>1647926

>>1648304
why not the full sketch?

>>1647926
this kills me every time i see it fucking bless that soul who made this :,D

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>>1648111
That did it for me

Memes

>>1647926
anyone have the webm of this playing alongside the actual OP?

It's genuinely amazing how well it syncs up

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>>1648328
>what did she mean by this?
kills me everytime

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>>1648382

>>1648270
electroboom

>>1647926
omg can someone pls find the webm with the black ganstas singing an anime opening

>>1648376
so the kid's an autist?

>>1648328
he reminds me of dan stevens

>>1647948
How did she lose her balance so easily?

>>1648426
Enh more of a little brother, although mine would have had the sense to book it and not cry in the corner

>>1648123
He is RISEN

>>1648135
What the fuck is this

>>1648046
geeeez nigga i am dead, sides are all gone, won't be able to recover for years

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>>1648070
i laughed

>>1648109
Did he call the fish a nigger at the end?

My sides

>>1648431
looks like her joints around her ankle locked up, probably messed up her perception of depth.

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>>1648070
Lost

>>1648431
Couldn't reposition her foot off that sloping section fast enough to catch herself.

>>1648021
>"Eyh burgeh ey burgah"

>>1648085
underrated

>>1648138
egg...ward

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>>1647926

>>1648089

>ruining all that food his mother cooked

fucking triggered me

>>1647926
how big of an autist do i must be to find this shit funny?

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>>1648272

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>>1648328

>and my mom, Sheev

fuck i've never noticed that before

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anyone got the mgs war is changed blasting kpop across border webm?

>>1648346
holy shit

>>1648516
Are you going to extract him?

>>1647926
I don't get it. Can an autist pls explain?

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>>1648638
Heres a webm just for people like you

>>1648578
How do you even get a tank

>>1647926
>>1648648
We just need the one with the dancing white guy now.

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>>1648680
enjoy

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>>1648684
I love you anon.

>>1648331
And to think that shit really DID happen, proving indisputably without a doubt that coincidence is an absolute literal impossibility, in every single possible universe that can exist, except in one multiverse, that memes literally cause shit to happen and will probably, even begin to create actual literal matter from absolute nothingness.

tl;dr meme magic literally works, start memeing everything into existence right now

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>>1648669
You can get a T-72 MBT for the price of a new car right now from Czechoslovakia. I'm planning on getting one

>>1648669
government liquidations

>>1648735
lol. are you kidding?! I'd definitley buy a tank if they are that cheap.

>>1648380
>rejection handling at its finest

>>1648099
you are like, so tought

>>1647946
>Pol buys an ice cream truck.webm

>>1648089
>/r9k/ goes to dinner.webm

>>1647967
YOU HEAR THE SCREECHING OF AN OWL

>>1647990
i fucking hate people like this, even worse when they're in your fucking store and refuse to leave

and of course it's all pleading and niceties and the second there's a perceived slight you become their arch nemesis

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>>1648744
Pick your poison. http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/tanks-2#currency=USD
Now the issue comes with the shipping fee, depending on size and whatnot, it can be another few thousand. I was looking at getting a UAZ http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/jeeps,-trucks-a-bikes-3/uaz-469-96#currency=USD
And they informed me the shipping would be about 3,000 euro (I'd assume that it wouldn't be much more in regards to USD for me) to get it into port. I have the equipment to tow/ carry it back home so it wouldn't be an issue, but with a tank- that's quite a larger and heavier vehicle. For that they had assumed 100,000 in total for the vehicle, shipping, and handling This can change too with the cheaper tanks like the T-55 or BMP-1. But for all that, pic relate is what you get.

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>>1648794
Found a better one

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>>1647990
this could have been easily resolved by saying
>"nah man you don't want my piss, I smoke weed"
or something like that

>>1647990
This isn't real, is it?

>>1648084
>lvl5bard.webm

>>1647964
>kid eating with mouth open
>the sounds
>forced post birth abortion when?

>>1648082
>>1647943

I absolutely lost. I'm surprised something so funny came out of Radio 1, they're 99% trash and 1% garbage.

>>1648085

It's weird how much more physically talented Chloe Moretz its physically compared to a lot of these other actors. Did they have a double doing her choreography for hit girl or something?

>>1648346
>kid goes from absolute terror and helplessness to an aggressive verbal defense
>visibly starts plotting his parents murder when they start laughing at him
>is still forced to do his dad's stupid outro

>>1648138
B'lphhphpph to you too

>>1647949
Fort Hood? The military base? The place that has all the guns?

>>1647946
anon is a fag for not naming this
>polgetsasummerjob.webm

>>1648669
Buy one.

Fml... it's just like buying a car. Find one for sale and give them money for it, dumbass.

>>1647955
That's cute.

>>1648744
http://www.armyjeeps.net/LeopardTank0210/index.htm

For less than a lambo you can own a Leopard 1A5

>>1647990
why dose he look like our good ol friend shia labeouf

>>1648520
it's a jew fish
no joke
wiki jew fish

>>1648021
>op gets an interview

>>1648061
> /k/ bonds with daughter

>>1648021
EGG BURGER
GET THIS TRANSVESTITE AN EGG BURGER, STAT

>>1648073
not naming this
> /diy/

>>1648029
>>1648079
Yeah, that will genuinely increase your risk of throat cancer.

>>1648800
Even if it isn't, it absolutely COULD be real, which is just as bad.

>>1648669
You buy one, have you never seen people driving old tanks on the road before?

>>1648269
it will hurt your head, especially the ep about the gorilla
>>1648484
Clutch the dark purple hairs of the galloping orangutan of normalicy and ride nigga ride!

>>1648799
think its a skit maybe dude looks like riff raff hard to tell i cant see his teeth

>>1648061
cuuute!!

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oc frssh off the presses

>>1648269
What the hell is this? I Googled >>1648879 and couldn't find it.

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>>1648744
you can buy the tank but sadly get some ammo is almost impossible :(

>>1649020
Xavier, Renegade Angel.

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>>1648400
>/wsg/

>>1648089
fucking liberals

>>1648814
>he doesn't remember the nigger who went postal at Ford Hood

>>1649035
What the fuck do liberals have to do with this?

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>>1649003
I've seen that before though

>>1648858
is that an iron cross on his arm?

>>1648800
Even if this incident is staged it is an ongoing problem in Australia. A lot of druggos who are on the lamb looking for clean piss to stay on welfare

>>1648814
Private firearm ownership is basically forbidden on military installations. If you are a military member and have a personal firearm you have to turn it in to be locked up at your unit's armory. You can sign it out if you wanna go shooting. As for duty weapons, the military strictly controls when ammo is distributed - which is basically only on live fire training ranges. Basically, on post no one is strapped except the MPs

>>1648109


Groupers are like the n!ggers of fish

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>>1649073

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>>1649131

>>1648376
something the little bro or cousin always does. Gets mad does something dumb to hurt the older cousin or sibling. Cries like a little bitch for help before justice is served.

>>1648744
enjoy your 5gal per mile

>>1649136
Nigger if someone has enough money for a fucking tank they don't give a fuck about fuel costs

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>>1649109
>profile picture
what is this, myspace?

>>1648138
john dimaggio got transformed into a seal

>>1647990
>YEEHVE GOT A CIGGY BUTT BRAIN MATE
>GIMME YA LOIGHTA

>>1649003
What cartoon?

>>1647947
not funny
kys

>>1649143
Michael Cusack is a genius

>>1649113
Celtic Cross but still a white power thing

>>1648328
This guy has a massive fucking dong. Shame he's straight

>>1647955
shit i fuckin lost hard

>>1648021
I see a mexican carrie fisher....

still sad :c

>>1648168
nice desu ne

>>1649148
it says it in the corner can't you read?

Symphogear GX was 3rd season

>>1648040
it says "LIVE" right there in the lower left, of course it happened

>>1648331
tragic people died? yes but this shit is incredibly ironic

>>1648089
why this hurt to watch

>>1649215
You are wimp.

>>1648085
>>tiny dicked Trumptarded Alt-right buttslave punchs stinky radicalist dreadheaded angel

>>1648167
Got any more Sam?

>>1649131
>>1649133

the succession of these two + the filenames always makes me kek

>>1649027
Even if you got a volley, the civilian tank cannons are dismantled and wouldn't fire anyway.

>>1648089

source / backstory anything?

>>1649072
sad it's fake

>>1649141
don't tell them

>>1648280
heh

>>1647936
fucking lost

>>1649134
can confirm
am little brother
have little brother

>>1649143
immediately what I thought of

>>1648516
where's the version with the music from >>1648161 ???????

>>1649254
>
just some staged vid from mcjuggernuggets hes unfunny though

>>1648400
Lost

>>1648793
this is made way funnier because I've seen the source video

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>>1649247

>>1647936
>censoring nigger
>not censoring any of the cuss words

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>>1648123
Orgasm Machine

>>1649233
>Being this autistic

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>>1649353

>>1647955
I don't get it.

>>1649073
The pause

>>1648368
good clean meme

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>>1648171
Up until they met in the middle I thought this was real. Are lighting engines in games really that good now?

>>1649040
Fucking lol

Sauce?

>>1649216
>Tactical Hitler

>>1648061
is she having an orgasm?

>>1647959
Lost

>>1648314
Oh, quit being such a stickler for detail, ya know what the fucker meant.

>>1648070
>being high
the only time it is acceptable to 'ree' out loud irl.

>>1649032
Yes. That is the board we're on. How observant.

>>1649372
Got me good, Anon. Was ready to report NSFW content on an SFW board and everything, but you pulled a fast one. GG

>>1648648
I always found it funny, but now seeing the amount of effort that went into emulating the actual intro just took it to a whole new level

>>1649265
the first dude isn't an actor
that's how the show works

>>1649413
Unless those shows are designed the same way prank channels are.

>>1649415
I was literally caught by one of these retarded things

the most embarrassing part of the whole thing is when they point out the camera and you realize it's a fucking massive fuckoff arcade cabinet sized black box with a camera inside it that isn't even obscured by anything, it's just barely far enough away from the action to not really register for most people

>>1647949
>Fort Hood
even though Fort Hood was an Islamic Terrorist Attack

>>1647951
I vaguely remember these things as a kid, and being really scared of them because I might fall down. Are they designed to be fallen down like that?

>>1648376
Larva of a liberal

>>1649185
hes done plenty of gay scenes

>>1648376
for me it was just getting my ass kicked daily and never got justice. parents didnt give a shit and blamed me for everything bad that happened

>>1648380
this is exactly something i would do at his age. this is adhd folks

>>1648588
nice underrated

>>1648281
Lost

>>1648401
>>1647926
Someone needs to do the new season one now.

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>>1647947

>>1649417
gotta link to it?

>>1648328
The producer of this scene did an AMA on /tv/ to get lines for this

He's also the bane voice

>>1648089
Guys this is the same guy from the deleted Wow account freak out video. They're all fake as shit.

>>1649377
no dumbass, it's adrenaline

>>1649333
Every fucking montage with that shit music was never funny and was super irritating. Feel like punch that guy that always show me this kind of unfunny shit in work with the biggest smile on his face.

>>1648328
She's so beautiful. Shame that she does porn.

>>1647952
>this retard got voted because he made a reality show of the elections
he couldnt even do his campaign promise of giving Xi a burger

>>1649134
>justice
aggravating a sibling until they flip and act out (cos that's usually what younger people do when they don't have power) is outright immature and retarded.
Yes, I would have smacked the shit out of my younger brother for pulling crap like that. But, I wouldn't have been a cunt to prompt my sibling to act out.

>>1649252
>not rebuilding the fireing mechanism
what kind of pleb are you?

>>1649372
brushing a sandnigger's teeth is the equivalent of torture

>>1649526
>be portugal
>we as a people are very clean people
>shower daily is expected by everyone as it is in every western country I hope
>be on the bus
>indian guy enters
>is wearing a lycamobile jacket
>already suspicious of him
>sits right in front of me
>suspicion confirms
>starts to smell really fucking bad
>have to carry the rest of the ride to my destination will covering my nose

>be on bus again
>black woman sits next to me
>smells like black people sweat as expected
>have to carry the rest of the ride to my destination will covering my nose

Don't people know the meaning of hygiene?

>>1648021
averagebrazillian.webm

>>1648111
lost hard

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How did you guys manage to make such an unfunny thread?

Let me fix that quickly

someone add >>1648684
to >>1648648

>>1647936
Oh SHIT I fucking lost at the second fucking post

>>1649163
t.butthurt degenerate tranny

>>1648061
this is strangely really cute and slightly disturbing at the same time. didn't really laugh, just got a really peculiar feeling, thanks for that anyways

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>>1649109

I forgot about this

>>1648109
Fuckin JEW FISH!

>>1649493
Man.. Just woke up and smoked a bowl 420.. Then saw this and laughed so hard I have tears running down my face

>>1649040
Full vid where, m8. I need to know if Sven stops lying

>>1649493
>it literally takes 4 minutes for goku to transform
glad the memes are not misplaced, DBZ is 5% story 95% filler

>>1649599
DUDE I'M SO HIGHH WEED LOOL LOOK HOW FUCKIN COOL I AM
I remember when I was 18

>>1648169
fuck me, this is great

>>1649163
>is joke
Welcome to 4chan faggot.

>>1649520
I'm pretty sure he did that because he was being a sore loser anon. Some kids are just dicks about dumb shit like that.

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>>1649625
better version

>>1647959
Everyone ever including myself has ruptured spleens at the old lady.

>>1649689
Don't know why, but I love english accent. Would love to speak english like that.
The ear rape was unnecessary btw.

>>1649693
Natural selection at its finest.

>>1649698
It's a scottish accent you fucking idiot.

>>1649113
>>1649175
It's the four directions or whatever, It's some native medicine wheel thing. See the feathers on the sides?

>>1649701
okay, so? My point was made.

>>1649707
What point? The point that illustrated to everyone what a utter fucking retard you are. That point?

>>1649711
Banged your mom still.

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>>1649567

>>1649693
How hard do these actually hit? Never lived in a house with ceiling fans

>>1649372
someone should add a live leak watermark

>>1648061
THRILL
OF
THE
KILL

>>1649163
SO FUCKING FUNNY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmfsYdeTIXs&feature=youtu.be

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>>1648669

>>1649750
It hurts

>>1649723
That was alright.

>>1648126
Good title

>>1649163
FOR YOU

>>1648380
Fucking awesome

>>1647936
>when he almost catches on and then proceeds to believe it even more