SFW rekt thread go.

>>1590254
She nee sum mil

>>1590262
kek karma is bitch

>>1590262
I was really expecting the tape to wrap around his leg and pull him over when he threw it.

>>1590302
is that SFW?

>>1590348

Don't Click on a Rekt thread.

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>>1590348
There's not any visible gore, outside of a few red pixels, so I assume it is.

>>1590302
>>1590323
>>1590353

"SFW rekt" is supposed to be "ouchies that make you go lol", not "ouchies that make you go OHHHH SHITTTT GODDAMN" and wince in pain.

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>>1590364
SFW just implies that there's nothing sexual, gruesome or graphic on show. What makes some people "lol" would make others go "oh shit", which is why that sort of definition doesn't work.
Does anybody visibly die, or is there any serious graphic gore on display? If not, it's safe.

>>1590302
oh god damn

>>1590367
they wouldn't allow gore at work aspie

you'd know that if you had a job

>>1590401
all that gore...

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>>1590401
>>1590406
found the middle schoolers

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Why didn't you punch out
Why didn't you set it down on the remaining runway
You didn't have to stall and die..

>>1590353
OOOWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

>>1590407
What is happening here?

>>1590401
they dont allow 4chan either, so unless you want to be unemployed too, get back to work,

>>1590321
Like a modern day Captain Ahab.

>>1590407

motherfuckin karma

>>1590875
The gritty Zoolander reboot.

>>1590875
a man is trying to set another man on fire

>>1590659
no ejection?

>>1590367
This.

>>1590364
>supposed to be
Says who exactly? You?

>>1590401
>>1590919
>thinking all jobs on the planet follow some universal rule of what is and is not allowed at any and all workplaces

>>1591033
>>1590659
Do you know just how much the ejector seat fucks you up physically?
It's pretty obvious to me that he unsuccesfully tried landing the plane instead taking a 100% chance to be crippled for the rest of his life

>>1591128
He was past the point of no return he should have known better to eject as soon as it didn't start to climb.

Also Russian ejector seats used to be better than american ones

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>>1590382
i like this version better

>>1591033
Probably tried to save the bird.

>>1591207
Same

>>1590353
Someone's playing too muh qwop.

>>1591124
Just go to /gif/ to post all the stuff you want. You know full well there's silly stuff like a kid falling over, and stuff where a man burns to death, and that those two things are not the same.

>>1591033
>>1591128
>>1591181
>Also Russian ejector seats used to be better than american ones
Not really, that being said the reason he didn't eject was that he wasn't high enough for it to function properly

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>>1591404
>Not really, that being said the reason he didn't eject was that he wasn't high enough for it to function properly

Yes really and yes he was. Russians pioneered ejector seat tech.

>>1591128
I do know. You will compress the disks in your spine even if done correctly, but it is not fatal or seriously crippling. Even if it was, its the choice between life and death.

Here's a crew who bailed out of an F-4J walking away just fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhajoju_7Qc

When the engine failed, he did not push the nose down to maintain airspeed, nor did he attempt to settle into ground effect and touch down. The MiG-27 is equipped with ejection seats which he could've used to bail out. Instead he kept back pressure on the stick all the way to the stall, literally the worst thing he could've done in the situation.

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As the saying goes: You can only tie the record for the lowest altitude.

Rest in peace. Cleared for takeoff, winds calm, unrestricted climb and on course turn approved, contact heaven approach on 777.7

>>1590321
but it's danger tape.
you can walk through it and it breaks

>>1591404
I understand what he means, I'm almost too high to function properly right now.

>>1591297
Nobody has visibly burned to death in this thread. If you can't handle it, stick to Failarmy shit on Youtube, pussy.

>>1591404
Netch, Russian ejection seats are zero-zero, you could pull the lever while on the tramac and it will still punch you out.

Also, the Rusians were the first to design ejection seats for supersonic jumps and their seats were so far ahead the murrican ones that they considered licensing them for the F-35

>>1590947
I guess it backfired
>carlos.jpg

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>>1591755

>>1591404
>wasn't high enough
this, his chute wouldn't have time to open

>>1591476
[muffled cyka blyat in the distance]

>>1590407
Wake me up! Before you go, go. Don't leave me hanging around like a yoyo!

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>>1591181
>Also Russian ejector seats used to be better than american ones

.
.
.
NO

>>1591181
>>1592196
certainly better than Japanese ones

>>1592231
You infider NIPPONESE EJECTER SEATS METAL FORDED 1000 TIMES

>>1591476
>seats actually try to fly "up" instead of just out
neato

>>1592196
It is true though

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>>1591128
>>1591181
>>1591404
>>1592103
The MiG-27 is fitted with the same ejection seat as the MiG-21. The KM-1M ejection seat is designed to perform a safe ejection <75 kts on the ground up to ~280 kts above 100' (specific speeds for ground level ejection range from 0kts to 75kts depending on the source). In the case of my original post, >>1590659 , the aircraft was well inside the envelope for a safe ejection.

http://www.topedge.com/panels/aircraft/sites/kraft/km1.htm

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://medind.nic.in/iab/t07/s1/iabt07s1p63.pdf

http://en.valka.cz/topic/view/48616/SOV-Mikojan-Gurevic-KM-1-KM-1M

Pic related is an IAF MiG-21 in a similar situation to the MiG-27, except the pilot bailed out safely.

>>1590659
the mig-27 was and is shit tier.
has a kill ratio of 1:7
russia best jet has a 3:1 rate

while the F15 is undefeated at 167:0

>>1591141
I always laugh when that door opens and 3 people dressed the same run out.

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>>1590240

>>1592520
Dumb motorcyclists, the road signs clearly says SLOW. But fuck it, he gotta go fast, fucking sonic fans.

>>1592638
Cyclists seem to think that since they aren't cars, traffic laws and road signs don't apply to them.

It's always os satisfactory watching them get their shit fucked up

>>1591027

"Seu fia da mãe"

>>1591476
They fought until the very end. Props to them.

>>1592397
You're not a pilot are you

Its not about kill ratios or performance specs, its about watching another pilot crash and die in a fireball knowing it was completely avoidable.

>>1591027
that is some pretty harsh knock out for a kid

>>1592269

More than that, it looked like it ejected away from the plane at an angle that had nothing to do with gravity. Like it was smart enough to put maximum distance asap.

>>1592520
I hope the camera detached.

>>1591027
>my dad died in a mining accident, in our town mine, one my family worked in for decades
>everyone in class knows it, only family I had left
>some new kid came to our town, his dad apparently bought that mine after the accident
>this tiny asshole becomes class popular
>decides to pick on me now
>i finally went to his house and wanted to tell him dont want no trouble
>says my bitch ass is gonna work for him when i grow up
>he then has the audacity to tell me I should respect him
>i grab him by the collar and scare him into not fuckin with me
>"you're gonna work in that mine, and im gonna be your boss" he shouts
>fuckit.jpg
>i let go of his collar cuz I know he's already won, still screaming saying
>"we dont want another accident"
>wait what, i didnt catch that
>this fuckin bastard just lowkey mentioned my dad death
>im fuckin fuming now, but i barely fuckin contain it and walk away
>then he says
>"so fear that mine"
>MRW

>>1592520
I wonder how awful it must be to roll down a cliff that fast even if you don't end up crashing at the bottom. Dude's spinning so fast his video feed looked like Kiznaiver's OP.

>>1592269
thats how they are suposed to work.
if you are not under 50m above ground, you can eject at any angle.

>>1590273
dad of the year

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>>1592976

>>1592520
kek that camera rolling reminded me of the scene transition from the old Batman show.

>>1590659
Is ded?

>>1593132
Yeah he's dead.

>>1590659
Air is denser on ground level than way up in the air, ejecting at high altitude is risky, shortens peoples heights and can cripple,
the forces from ejection at ground level will cripple you.

>>1591497
speaking as someone who has a family member with a compressed spinal disk, it can eventually be crippling. if it moves in such a way that it presses against a nerve, you can end up with partial or total paralysis

>>1593194
>>1593207
I know someone who punched out of an AV-8 Harrier at <500' AGL at 340kts, I know what it can do. The dynamic pressure literally forced one of his eyes out of it's socket and messed up his legs. He is ~65 years old now and is in great health and better spirits.

The choice to punch out is the choice between certain death or a good chance at life. The seats are designed to save, not kill. Go look up case studies on the physiological effects of ejection seats, they're not as bad as you think.

>>1592397
You clearly don't know what you're talking about

The MiG-27 is a surface attack aircraft that can be equipped with precision missiles. You're referring to the MiG-23 which was roughly equal to it's American contemporary the F-4 Phantom.

Russia's best jet has never served in combat but could easily outperform an F-15.

>>1593558
is this a birb thread

>>1593558
lmao

>>1592397
That's hardly fair though. Who uses the Eagle? USA and the kikes are like the only people to ever use it in anger. ROK and JASDF don't fight. Ugg, and the Saudis too I guess...

But who flies the 23/27 except third world shit holes?

>>1592520
>SLOW
>SLOW
>SLOW
>SLOW
but I wanna go fast
RIP

>>1590273
Taught him an important lesson about seatbelts he will never forget. By using an example

>>1591128
>> unsuccesfully tried landing the plane instead taking a 100% chance to be crippled for the rest of his life

so he took a 100% chance to be dead for the rest of his life instead

>>1592616
>not naming it "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?"

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>>1593751
>so he took a 100% chance to be dead for the rest of his life instead
>chance to be dead for the rest of his life instead
>dead for the rest of his life instead
>dead for the rest of his life

>>1590262
whats that blue thing moving around
its too slow to be sanic

>>1590407
luckiest motherfucker on the planet

>>1593020
looks like he landed on some barbed wire too

>>1592616
This >>1593764

>>1591220
Nigga you blind

>>1593391
> The seats are designed to save, not kill.
No, they are literally MURDER SEATS you faggot!

>>1591497
all you saw was the video of the engine failure maybe that fucked with flight controls. i dont know because i wasnt in the cockpit niether were you but i love to see you guys spec on what this guy should have done.

>>1592760
>completely avoidable
>third world military avaiation maintenance

choose one.

>>1594046
There is a handle in between your legs that, when pulled, literally blows your goddamn chair through the canopy to get you the hell out of the burning plane.

>>1592520
LAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YOUURRRRRRRRRRRRR
HAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNDS
ONNNNN MMMEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1591519
The ground clearly violated the NAP

>>1592311
>>1593391
>kts
Please do not abuse SI prefixes and unit symbols.

>>1592682
Most traffic regulations are only necessary because of motor vehicles. In many cases disobeying them as a cyclist should be considered civil disobedience.

>>1594590
Both kt and kn are acceptable forms, and in my experience kt is more common.

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>>1590240

>>1591033
No. Just erection.

>>1590407
Reverse-Hitman-man!

>>1592311
wait why did this one bail?

>>1593764
kek

>>1593391
I knew a guy who prematurely ejaculated out of a harrier at high altitude when both thruster on each side cut out and the engine failed, he survived with a few burns but lost an inch

>>1594744
I'm not gonna remake the webm but right before rotation white smoke appeared behind the aircraft. I couldn't say for certain what it was, but whatever it was justified a bailout decision.

>>1594744
fart.

>>1593764
kek brings me back to the good old days

>>1591232
I went from topcringe to topkek in record time.

+1

>>1595092
>+1

>>>/b2reddit/

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>>1592231
>>1592254

>>1590240
Poor guy. Looks like someones granddad.

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>>1592976
>>my dad died in a mining accident, in our town mine, one my family worked in for decades
>>everyone in class knows it, only family I had left
>>some new kid came to our town, his dad apparently bought that mine after the accident
>>this tiny asshole becomes class popular
>>decides to pick on me now
>>i finally went to his house and wanted to tell him dont want no trouble
>>says my bitch ass is gonna work for him when i grow up
>>he then has the audacity to tell me I should respect him
>>i grab him by the collar and scare him into not fuckin with me
>>"you're gonna work in that mine, and im gonna be your boss" he shouts
>>fuckit.jpg
>>i let go of his collar cuz I know he's already won, still screaming saying
>>"we dont want another accident"
>>wait what, i didnt catch that
>>this fuckin bastard just lowkey mentioned my dad death
>>im fuckin fuming now, but i barely fuckin contain it and walk away
>>then he says
>>"so fear that mine"
>>MRW


Mfw this could make for an epic hollywood film. Staring Armie Hammer

>>1594597
>pluralising unit symbols
kt is the symbol for the kiloton in any case.

While we're on the topic of ejection and ejector seats, does anyone know what happens to you after you use them and if you survive? Are you grounded permanently for losing a plane worth tens of millions of dollars? I suppose it might depend on if your aircraft actually sustained enough damage to crash vs you just fucking up horribly. Still, I would imagine using the ejection seat is setting yourself up for either the complete end of your career, or a lengthy accident investigation during which time you are grounded.

>>1595384
>a safe ejection can be made on the ground from 0-75 kilotons per hour, and at 100 feet around 280 kilotons per hour

I hate people who can't use the slightest bit of inference based on the preceding text.

>>1595436
The cost to choose a pilot out of a selection pool and train him to the point of proficiency with a high performance jet is very high and very time consuming. An aircraft can be replaced quicker than hiring and training a new pilot, so it is both a time and money-based issue. If an aircraft sustains damage or experiences mechanical failure (provided it was not due to unsafe operation of the aircraft), the pilot is not responsible for the destruction of the aircraft. If he is responsible for the damage or failure resulting in the crash, he will be grounded and an internal investigation will be conducted to determine probable cause, and the military can enforce punitive measures against him. He will probably go through a period of retraining, assessment, and probation if it is his first accident. If it is a recurring theme, he can be removed from flight status permanently.

>>1592520
>20 signs telling you to slow the fuck down
>speed up and overtake somebody
I unironically hope he got crippled.

>>1592638
>>1592682
it was supposed to be a closed course faggots
>muh cycleist are bad
stay mad

>>1593558
not the original video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h0IpjnByfs

Thats the real vid

>>1590323
>Armenia

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>>1592976
Damn son

>>1594625
Man I'd hate to have a retarded kid

>>1590353
>QWOP IRL

>>1591519
Given the force of the impact he was trying to break through to the area below rather than the skies above. So I guess it's winds fierce, catastrophic dive and spin approved, contact hell at 666.6

>>1594590
In what world isn't a motorcycle a motor vehicle?

>>1592776
It would have been if the kick had actually landed.

>>1592520
>MO˥S
>SLOW
>MO˥S
>SLOW
>SLOW
>@@@@@@

>>1593770
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
SHATMAN

>>1593764
what a kek

>>1591128
>instead taking a 100% chance to be crippled for the rest of his life
not true
while ejecting does compress the spine (and make pilots shorter than before they ejected) there is not a 100% chance of being paralyzed
there's a 92% chance of survival and a 33% chance of spinal injury
http://www.baka.com.au/national/education/how-dangerous-is-it-to-eject-from-a-fighter-jet-20120730-239mp.html

>>1592616
>shoooryuken!

>>1594625
What breed of dog is that (the small one)?

>>1590401
they wouldn't allow 4chan at work tard

you'd know that if you had a job

>>1591497
>walking away just fine
I "walked away just fine" from a dirt bike crash when I was in high school. A half an hour later I was in the hospital with internal bleeding and fractured vertebra. You'll "walk away" from a lot because of the so called fight or flight response.

>>1595924
>that crunch
Ow is right.

>>1595924
>that crunch
fuck that made me wince

Climbing trees is for monkeys, stupid faggot

>>1592616
lost

>>1595525
No inferences required my dude. kt unabiguously refers to the kiloton. The fact that it makes the passage read as nonsense is something you should take up with the original author of said text.

>>1595583
No it wasn't. Prove me wrong.

>>1595762
You'll note that the comment I replied to referred to cyclists and not motorcyclists.

>>1595743
Topkek

>>1595924
That made my shins hurt.

>>1593764
nice

>>1595092
Leave

>>1596379
>the fact that it makes the passage read as nonsense
No you're just a fucking prick. If you read anything other than the units in the text you'd figure out that it is not referring to an explosive yield. Not only that, but the abbreviation for kiloton never has an 's' at the end of it.

>>1596693
Kill yourself niggerino. Holy shit, end this. Walk away.

>>1594744
misclick

>>1590937
kek

>>1593764
hahahaha

>>1592682
I see some fucking bikers go through solid red lights

>>1595924
>half-life gib sound

>>1595924
Fucking kek!

>>1597505
oh shit

>>1598583
Do their mothers just not tell them not to play in the street?
Or do whatever the fuck it is they're doing in the street?

>>1598583
children getting hit by cars not SFW

>>1598583
>Footloose (2017).webm

>>1599023
>Driver ploughs into clearly visible group of people
>Wow how dare they
Please never drive

>>1591519
good news is that guy's organs probably ruptured and killed him before he felt the fire

>>1599123
>play in street
>potentially get hit by car

>not play in street
>less likely to be hit by car

so what if its the drivers fault you've still been hit by a car dumbass.

>>1596166
Is a puppy golden retriever. They just get golden with age

>>1599155
I know what you mean, in places where walking is a much more used mode of transportation than driving, they should keep streets empty for the three cars a day that actually use that road. Ignorant fucks like that should use the sidewalk, oh wait, they don't have any because they live in a poor country where all towards are dirt.

>>1599187
Oops, i meant to say all the roads are dirt

>>1599155
>leave the house
>potentially get hit by car

>stay in basement
>unlikely to get hit by car

It's not feasible for all of to be as risk-averse as you are.

>>1590353
LA WEA FOME CULIAO

>>1590323
>His trainer's face
He knows that his student's career is over

>>1592073
>.jpg
>>>/out/

>>1591027
That smacking sound is what makes this.

>>1591141
W,k-"HIGH KIK , HIGH KICK"
B,K-"BLACKKK PUNCH"
*k.o*
W,k-"shadow ninja a need your help!!!"

>>1592520
YOU GOT A ENEMY ON YOUR TAIL
QUICK DO A BARRAL ROLL
*he broke his neck*

>>1592413
hahah wtf

>>1590659
EFATO is a bitch.

>>1594781
I premature ejaculate all the time and never get hurt.

>>1592976
fucking kek

>>1591027
the smack sound is very obviously foley'd in. but by god is it satisfying.

>>1600553
Oh, fuuuuckkkkk context pls

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>>1600590
the one guy died

it was in sochi, russia

>>1600647
>American flags
>communist flags
>Some hoplite looking lad with a shield bashing someone over the head with a spear tipped by the American flag
Where is this and wtf is going on?

>>1600671
>I don't know the story of Based Stick Man
Someone needs a quick rundown

>>1590323
>429lb clean and jerk

Armenians are absolutely insane.

>>1595583
If it was, he would have done exterior interior exterior.

>>1592413
clone-jitsu

>>1594625
i think that cat has autism

>>1600551
is there a story to this?

>>1601012
backup dancer for SeeYa has an epileptic seizure on stage but since asians are soulless they keep the act up and it takes a full minute before a stage hand drags her off

>>1600551
the famous chink empathy

>>1593777
probably a puddle of phazon

>>1592520
WHEN THE WHOLE SQUAD DOESNT KNOW IT WAS A CLOSED COURSE AND THE DRIVER GOT ARRESTED FOR TRESPASSING

>>1600551
How to avoid yellow fever. Asians have no soul.

>>1593020
>He thinks the video feed comes directly from the rider's eyeballs or something

>>1593722
>>1595574
Unfortunately he survived with minor injuries.

>>1595583
>>1601548
WHEN THE MIDF TURNS UP AND STARTS POSTING UNFOUNDED BULLSHIT TO EXCULPATE THE RECKLESS MOTORCYCLIST
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-28856485

>>1595583
>>1601548
He got arrested for dangerous driving top fucking kek

I bet you think the earth is flat, too.

>>1593777
You're right. It's UFO

>>1592397
>Mig-27
>kill ratio of 1:7
You are the next breed of stupid, Mig-27 is a literal ground attack aircraft.

>>1593777
What if it's sonic going so fast it looks like he goes not fast?

>>1593764
igetthatreference

>>1601760
No one cares, not even Noone.

>>1591476
[muffeled AJ PIZDJAC in the distance]

>>1593558
knowing japs I wouldnt even be surprised if this wasnt edited

>>1594744
he held J for 3 seconds

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>>1593740
>By using an example
By being the example more like it.

>>1594625
post more puppers fucking dying

>>1601933
>japs
baka desu

>>1590407
Freak gasoline fight accident

>>1601821
peter noone.


>Disclaimer, This page is perfect you can help by DONT FUCK WITH IT

>>1600527
you need to see someone getting punched really hard in the face then, it makes a similar sound
i don't think its edited

>>1591141
>>1592413
That might be a matrix glitch

>>1591755
Shit, that reminds me I haven't watch fail army in months

>>1600590
russia. One guy lived the other got tumbled

>>1599657
kek wtf? did that guys head explode?

>>1601609
>http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-28856485
>Biker Sanderson told the court: "I was in full control until I hit the fence"

Fucking kek.

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>>1590273
Fuck yes.

>>1590323
Guess that's why the country isn't called "Armsmenia"

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>>1599540

>>1592520

WARPING TO LEVEL 3

>>1592976
What even is this?

>>1602161
I love this one, shit stupid faggot face, the singing.

>>1600551
>>1601066

Actually seems to exist across the spectrum of Asians to a point where I wonder if its cultural or genetic.
They all do seem to be very attracted to collectivism too. I wonder if that has something to do with it.

>>1591141
How mean! She was just showing her ballet skills

>>1601933
>knowing japs
>not knowing the text is korean

>>1600553
that last shot of that ball just launching gets me every time

>>1599657
Holy fuck, that was funny.

>>1603740
he actually died.

>>1604892
Good? Who cares the fall was funny.

>>1604892
>>1604912
Yep this, play stupid games, win stupid prizes. One less retard that wont breed

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>>1601933
>not realizing they all the same
kek

>>1600553
and this is how Jeremy lost his job

>>1601720
the longest version is even better

>>1600553
It's funny till you remember that they both died.

>>1591476
In the background
"It's okay capin,will just buff out the scratches"

>>1602161
do we have more details?

>>1605054
lost control of his car in the rain and rolled it into the ditch

>>1600553
Well what the fuck did you expect to happen?

>>1591141
this is why nearly a decade into doing kung-fu I never tried to get into a fight. Cause i would lose and look like and idiot

>>1593740
The bigger lesson he learned was that whoever was driving was a piece of shit and other people are assholes.

Great lesson that I'm sure made humanity just a little bit better.

>>1605032
[Citation needed]

>>1601720
Is that the Sienne? I recognize that walkway from Battlefield 3.

>>1605553
>the guys neck is all the way out
holy shit i'm triggered

>>1602145
Fuck I lost. Underated post.

>>1605555
nice quads

>>1605580
no that's Utrecht Netherlands

>>1591141
The black kids initial reaction makes this for me.
He's squares up, ready for a legit scrap, and you can see as soon as the fat shit starts his gay moves, the black kid's cheeks look like he's smiles, and then he just moves back.

>>1604664
oh shit im in pain for laughing so hard
omg

>>1605553
i lived near to Bajo before he moved
rip sweet prince

>>1602105
Shovel broke

>>1605660
cheeki breeki kick

>>1604892
Great! Evolution is a wonderful thing.

>>1590273
hes lucky that airbag didn't blow or he'd be out 10k

>>1602043
>>1591141
Its the white boi using his shadow clone jitsu

>>1600553
>>1605032
To be honest, that makes it even funnier.
>>1605524
Go suck a dick you faggot.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/11/world/europe/zorbing-accident-kills-1-man-and-injures-another-in-russia.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2259094/The-horrific-moment-father-young-girls-dies-inflatable-ball-zorbing-spins-control-falls-cliff-Russian-ski-resort.html

>>1606139
>implying airbag can deploy by hitting anywhere inside the car
fucking retard

>>1591128
that's nowhere near dangerous speeds for ejection

>>1596229

> Doesn't know you get breaks and can browse the internet on your phone in the breakroom
> Can watch all the cute puppies and funny gifs you want for 10 minutes
> Still shouldn't be looking at someone dying or porn in case someone else walks in

Not every job is at a computer in an office

>>1605555
QUAD FEEEEED

>>1602145
KEK

>>1604664
That "ack" makes him sound exactly like one of the scientists from Half-Life.

>>1592976
kek

>>1592520
he died. His mother said she hopes this video will be a warning to other road users.

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>>1591207

>>1601933

I used to not care but it's really easy to tell Japanese, Korean, and Chinese apart.

Or at least the written language of each.

>>1606345
Wow, you're right.

>>1590401
>Browsing 4chan at work
>Calling others "aspie"
yeah ok m80moo.

>>1604670
Loud noises are not funny.

>>1606203
Airbags are designed to deploy after a sudden deceleration

>>1595924
This feels like something out of Family Guy.

>>1600551
GET UP YOU DUMB BITCH YOU ARE RUINING THE SHOW

Poor Ming, going to be made into soylent green

>>1590367
No you're wrong. SFW REKT is just supposed to be REKT lite. This is too much. Not all of us want to see someone's arm twisted behind his head

>>1606798
Are you actually trying to say that an airbag will go off because you braked too hard? Are you stupid?

>>1591755
Hey everyone back off this kid is hard as nails!

>>1606839
This. You have a whole board for torture porn. Nobody goes to a thread marked SFW to see people killed or maimed in disgusting ways.

>>1600697
>based
It's just a bunch of retards on both sides acting like children. Nothing about this scene is based.

>>1605032
agreed. It's just a hilarious accident at first, imagining them freaking out on the inside. But knowing one of them dies kind of deflates the comedy.

>>1603740
Clevelander here. People were doing shit like this after the Cavs won the finals. Honestly surprised this wasn't happening constantly.

>>1604670
The muzik iz lowd get itt?? xD

>>1592707
"traps aren't gay"

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>>1606875
>Not following the virtuous path of the Alt Knight
pleb cuck detected

>>1600671
Bunch of special snowflakes started attacking Trump supporters, dude with a shield and stick stepped in to quell the violence

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>>1606946
Alt Knight thread?

>>1606852
If you brake hard enough or if the accelerometer is too sensitive, yeah

>>1606964
>being this fucking retarded

>>1606968
>he things airbags only deploy on impact

>>1606964
>>1606974
You're severely underestimating the technology used in airbags if you think they can't tell the difference between a crash and a sudden, heavy deceleration.

Go slam your hand as hard as you can against a pillow, then do the same on concrete.

>>1604664
A separate peace

>>1604664
Man, I remember my parents spending an obscene portion of my childhood drilling into me, hard, not to do stuff like bounce on tree branches or other fragile platforms -- to the point of nearly traumatising me. And yet there are apparently some fucks here who can't put two-and-two together and envision the shit they're getting themselves in.

>>1605458
Learning your father is an asshole is an important lesson for every young boy
I learned that lesson when we moved to a house on elm street when I was four and he had me watch this movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBRYm5zDs_A

>>1590240
>/wsg/
>Worksafe Gif
>Worksafe
>Has to specify that the thread is SFW
?????

>>1607132
squash banana.

>>1601581
>people above the age of 6 actually enjoy watching this

>>1605660
>slav sunday

>>1605553
LOL now that is rekt

>>1606839
Well, I'm still here after 10 days, so I'm pretty sure it's considered SFW.

>>1590273
broke his son nose.

>>1590364
This.

>>1605005
sauce ?

>>1590240
>>1590262
>>1590273
>>1590323
>>1590353
>>1590367
>>1590382
>>1591027
>>1591141
>>1591476
>>1591519
>>1592520
>>1592616
>>1593770
>>1595924
>>1601581
>>1601720
>>1601736

All these were funny as fuck,... but that "Magic Choke Slam" Took the whole fucking cake!!!!!!

>>1592520
Overtook on a double white line

>>1600671
>communist flags

retard detected

>>1594137
kek

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>>1606886
>>1606747
>stop liking what i dont like

>>1608315
This is now a cringe thread

>>1606148
>balks at request for citation
>provided sources do not support the claim
sasuga, fuckwit

>>1606443
>I'm too lazy to read the replies before spewing regurgitated bullshit onto the thread
unironically kys

>>1600553
Kek

>>1609345
What do you think this is, debate class? Fuck you and your sources.

>>1609393
>Provides sources which contradict the original claim
>Acts smug
It's ok to admit you lost. We're all anonymous here.

>>1609566
What's the point of that?

>>1609725
Mating ritual between the beetles. Males climb the trees and fling each other off to get to the female. And then they rape the female and throw her off too so they can be king ape in the trees.

>>1609729
Sounds like a pain in the ass.

>>1609733
Think of it as beetles imitating Donkey Kong and Jump man and it becomes entertaining.

>>1609729
Why would he toss the female off? I mean idk how beetles have kids but that seems counter productive

>>1609743
Idk i'm no scientist but I think he just loves to throw shit. I'm pretty sure the beetles dont die on impact but again i'm no scientist.

>>1609566
We don't need it anymore these days, but I think beetles may need feminism now.

>>1605363
>kung-fu
>get into a fight
kek

>>1601943
When is this film coming out, I might actually see this X-men.

>>1609743
>>1609743
Saves him from being another dead beatle dad.

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>>1609564
[TRIGGERED]

>>1609566
how/what do bugs cum, anyway? Mammals all have some sort of seminal fluid, but what the hell do bugs do? I don't think they jizz, so what actually fertilizes the eggs?

Come to think of it, I don't know what birds do either. Do they have semen that squirts out or is it some other system?

>>1590353
I felt that one in my balls

>>1593764
Damn it now I wish I had that jpeg so I can reread that story

>>1591027
He used the same foot to kick off the wall and kick him in the face. Fucking props to that little badass.

>>1593764
Hahahaha yeah I saw that thread on Reddit too!!! Lololol

>>1610492
reverse?

>>1611017
kys cancer

>>1591141
>>1591141
Holy shit those 3 people at the end are fast

>>1606964
>>1606974
Airbag sensors are built specifically not to go off during a panic stop. A whole lot of things have to go right for your airbags to blow.

Do you know what would happen if an auto manufacturer put out faulty airbags that deployed when someone slammed the brakes because they didnt see a red light early enough?

They cause bodily damage and can in fact kill you.
A messed up back/neck + 2 broken forearms is acceptable when you get into a large collision. Its not acceptable when you are stopping at a red light.

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>>1590240
OC from this morning.
A local school, girl gets in a fight. Goes and grabs a knife out of her backpack and jumps on the table. Proceeds to get rekt by a cop with a taser.

>>1610429
Under fucking rated

Heres a You

>>1606964

So, you derp often?

>>1591207
...

... ha!

>>1609566
I feel like the people that made this just had to be tossing beetles to get a better shot. Would they really have cameras set up on every one of those branches? How would they tell where they would fall?

>>1602161

is that Denny?

>>1609566
>fucks the bitch and throws her out of the tree

my fuckin nigga

>>1613678
Were you on the scene at the time? Did you shoot this or you acquired it from someone you know?

>>1602161
>airbags didnt go off
shit car bruh