Last birb thread died, can we get another one going?
>>1398471
I'll contribute with what I have, anon. I love birb threads.
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>>1398541
Here is the full version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-aHj2Liw8w
>>1398553
Thank you Birdahim Al-Cockatooli for your selfless sacrifice against the infidel
>>1398546
what's wrong with this avocado
>>1398528
Fucking lost it
>>1398546
What song pls?
>>1398529
source on the song, i've been told the name a million times but once a year hear it and can't recall
>>1398539
bird2d2
>>1398529
i got mentioned
>>1398711
i don't think your dog like this
>>1398471
Man im gonna get a parakeet..
>>1398548
I love how he immediately turns to the owner like "You liked it?"
>>1398544
This neds a longer version
>>1399274
Poor motherfucker
>>1398661
Wtf is that
>>1399305
>filename
>>1398552
bird makes russian hardbass
>>1398557
>you can say other things
>fok of m8
I love these
>>1398814
Soulful Strut - Smooth AF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX1XSOzDPik
>>1398528
does anyone know the song that plays in this?
>>1399878
Monty on the run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EcgruWlXnQ
>>1398722
Boys Noize - & Down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_48JNlRIERw
every time i see a cockatiel it's doing something adorable
do they make good pets?
>>1398471
birb threads are the absolute finest threads on /wsg/ hands down.
>>1399274
the most anime thing that happens in real life
>>1399924
Yes/no. They're a LOT of work. They live to be like 20 years old and they are literally like having an autistic child in your house.
Cockatoos are similar but bigger and louder and smarter but just as autistic and they can live to be 60.
>>1399992
>just as acoustic
>>1399305
have you played skyward sword?
>>1398747
>Alright listen here you little shit I wanna know who's motherfucking bills do you pay to be throwing shit in my goddamn house
>>1399992
cockies are even more autistic, keep with the tiel
>>1399893
Remember the bit straight away, but from this really old Machinae Supremacy song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSqFgYvdzzk
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>>1398547
those blast beats are fucking sick
>>1400269
Thats one sarcastic bird
>>1399036
during training he was given a treat at that point. He's saying "do I get a treat this time?"
>>1400235
>tit
>>1398557
Lost
>>1398528
Is there a video version of this?
>>1399274
*swoops in and decapitates you*
>>1400456
sorry for your doggo, dude
>>1400456
This is just sad
rip
>>1400448
>you can see teh eyes
Birb version of truck headligths
>>1400677
>*owl swoops in and takes flatmate
>Hey! What the fuck, man?... Jesus. Keep it the fuck down!
Posting my best bird webm.
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>>1400892
>doom metal vs grindcore
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>>1400894
which is which?
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>>1398535
that's adorable.
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>>1398553
get the fuck outta' here
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>>1400868
the surest sign of inteligence: Being a dick, and beign abd about it
>just eyeing it
>basicly licking its lips
>Other only making moves at it when its in front of its face
>"fine, i dont want it"
>"argh, giveitotme"
>in the end it gets pissed at the one who didnt start it
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>>1398604
It's summoning food from within its nethercrop for its youngling
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>>1398544
fuck dude that one looks exactly like mine. exactly the same amount of green feathers on the wings and tail
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>>1400227
Bird! You're going to interrupt the I/O of that hard drive!
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>>1400227
how can I teach my bird to jump like that
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>>1400995
well that's an hour.... I'm done.
>>1399305
His wife show some fucking respect
That's it.
I'm getting a cockatiel, those fuckers seem like more bros than dogs.
>>1400861
why they no fly
>>1401242
they're still being weened they expect they're gonna get fed.
>>1401242
they are asking for food
The demanding little shits
>>1401245
kek
>>1400669
story?
>>1399735
your birb in the birb that will P I E R C E T H E H E A V E N S
>>1399305
birb
>>1400250
>Average McGregor fight
>>1400859
Nah, that's spooky as fuck. I'd run away too.
>>1400296
you mean... blast BEAKS
>>1400187
KEK that ending
>>1398552
someone needs to hard cut this to the futurama opening
>>1400425
Yeah; you literally just watched it before asking.
>>1401242
why aren't you outside living a life instead shitposting in here?
>>1398557
/pol/ has ruined me. The foliage combined with the birb looks like the conniving merchant
>>1402930
/pol/ really has the Midas touch if gold was shit. Have a friend I've essentially disowned because I can't take him anywhere without him saying racist stuff or inviting some sort of political argument from strangers.
>>1402939
You sound like a shitty friend.
>>1400236
this is adorable
>>1403047
yes, because I'm a horrible person for not wanting to spend all my time dragging around fat anti-social neet who get's us kicked out places by being a vocal bigot. If I had a nickle for every time he's cock blocked me by scaring girls away by asking them weird shit.
>>1403058
bros before hoes
>>1403060
there's a limit to how many hoes a bro is worth.
>>1402939
Guy you replied to here, yeah I don't blame you lol it's kinda cancerous
>>1403119
I've known people who're upright citizens and politically minded go full blown "gas the kikes" in a matter of about half a year. tfw when you're a goldwater conservative and these people are the reason the right's still thought of as bible thumping, gay hating nutters.
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>>1398539
the best part about this is that budgies usually only copy sounds that they genuinely admire
>>1400227
Bird be like "I said gnome warrior!"
>>1401241
"Mr.Duck what is the capital of Thailand?"
"Wha--huh? Bangquack."
>>1402903
Don't tread on me
>>1403142
dude weed lmao
>>1399893
Thank you
Best bird coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGtWxq7aH9Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu9FI1maVqY
>>1401023
hot
>>1400984
what the fuck
>>1403047
tbqh his friend sounds like a shitty friend, ohana
if one of my buddies kept trying to start a fucking racewar when I'm just trying to buy a fucking burger I'd kick his ass to the fucking curb right quick
>>1403064
this.
>>1403058
>weird shit
such as?
>>1398528
What a dick
Why are birds such dicks
>>1404080
i love how much fast is the hummingbird.
>>1400227
>Your raid partner is a parrot
>>1403296
Fucking legend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdzaYZWDO3A
>>1400906
Cockatoos of all variety are, by definition, insane.
>>1399305
A Shoebill, it's a Stork that decided one day to look scary as fuck
>>1404796
>look scary
it goes beyond looks they'll eat almost anything they can fit in their mouths.
>>1400984
Someone should add the Transformers sound to this.
>>1402939
What does that .gif have to do with Deus Ex?
>>1404872
normally I would not spoon feed but I really like posting this.
>>1398660
CUTE
>>1399274
>teleports behind you
>pst, nothing personel kid
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>>1404894
I'm very familiar with that video, and I get it now, but you have to admit that that was a stretch.
>>1400861
I wonder what they're typing.
>>1404937
kinda the point of cryptic filenames
>>1404950
something in borg.
>>1400866
Fuckin Woodcocks, man.
Birds are the funkiest bastards ever.
>>1398536
Look at this smug fuck. He's gonna fly to nearest park and pick up chicks by humming videogame music, not some random shouts like most pleb birds do.
>>1404950
Birdish Navy Seal pasta.
>>1404951
>implying Silence of the LAMs is the only Deus Ex video in existence
>>1405024
are you're really blaming me for your not getting a file name joke?
>>1405029
Yes. You ruined the joke by choosing a shit file name.
>>1400866
If I ever get a birb, I'm naming him/her JoJo
>>1405041
boo fucking hoo if most of /v/ gets it's you're clearly behind the curve.
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>>1400861
On the internet nobody knows you're a handful of finches
>>1398549
Holy fuck, that laugh is haunting
>>1401245
M-multitrack baithing?!
>>1400906
Alex Jones as a bird
>>1402903
Wtf is a Pokemon doing in real life?
>>1403296
Everytime I see one of these videos it weirds me out because that's my name. Also god damn he's to a point where he's mocking her now. Before he was just cocky.
>>1400456
for fucks sake just get another dog
>>1400648
HEYHOWAREYAHEYHOWAREYAHEYHOWAREYAHEYHOWAREYAHEYHOWAREYAHEYHOWAREYAHEYHOWAREYAHEYHOWAREYAHEYHOWAREYAHEYHOWAREYA
>>1399274
what birb is this?
>>1405158
Radical af
>>1405398
Half duck.
>>1400837
I seem to be crying, and my sides are in great pain.
>>1400965
noice
>>1400941
make a webm and add irish music you lazy fuck
>>1405668
a potato nigger has no right to call a person lazy.
>>1398528
the delay got me
>>1398548
"you liek dat?"
where does this bird live so i can steal him away
>>1398660
Gotta respect how long it took to get that bird to do that.
>>1402903
Funny thing is, that's probably why these secretary birds evolved such long legs. It's pretty hard to poison someone when they are attacking you from half their body length away.
>>1398724
Go get those outlaws, little sheriff
>>1398900
>superior version
>>1399274
falcons are seriously the overpowered anime characters of this world. Small, pretty, quiet, and extremely dangerous under the right circumstances.
>>1400227
I think ive played with that guy before.
No wonder our group wiped... The healer was a fucking bird.
>>1400677
>and from the shadows comes...
>>1400861
>tumblr.webm
>>1400907
>when the black kid and the white kid start fighting
>>1400988
the owls natural instinct when in a body of water is to act as close to a rubber duck as possible to deter predictors.
>>1403064
that cat sucks
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>>1405681
Apparently they don't even eat snakes, they hunt other creatures on the ground with the same devastating kicks. From what I gather they've just evolved to hunt snakes because they pose a danger and they're good at it (Probably more threatening to their young as well)
Also they're attracted to brush fires, and will get easy pickings from the smaller animals trying to escape from them
dude, he knows what's good
>>1398534
dude I think your parrot has autism
>>1398557
Oh sweet Jesus.
In the most matter-of-fact tone I have ever heard the word said....
>twat.
From beginning to end I can't stop.
It just doesn't stop being funny.
>>1403129
>tfw when you're a goldwater conservative and these people are the reason the right's still thought of as bible thumping, gay hating nutters.
Thanks man,
As a long-haired-hippy-type-pinko-fag
who is cool with dissenting opinions; it sure is nice to you y'all still exist
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>>1406723
Poor bird
>>1406745
>Dat frightening stare at the end
>>1405194
when you nutted but she keep on suckin
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>>1398900
All it needs is that same music too
>>1399217
no one with good tastes ever adds music to this. always shit.
>>1398747
What kind of owl is this?
>>1399274
>CAN'T WAKE UP
>>1400269
Is this a cockatoo?
>>1404565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUjJysUMTw
what the fuck
>>1401326
/f/ may may
>>1398551
I'll be cursing all day if chained
These are some really sweet looking birbs
>>1406865
>your ubrird arrived
>>1401610
fkn lost.
them birds do look irish
>>1406925
A literal satanic autist, holy shit
>>1398549
*shitposting IRL*
>>1406865
The audio for this must be fucking great.
>>1403060
You know who else says that? Guys who never get laid because their "bros" are socially retarded assholes.
>>1400236
>"What's my favorite fuckin' genre of fuckin' music?"
>>1407666
(I'm the guy he was replying too)
I don't think it's a bad precept to put your friend over potentially getting laid. It's almost a given of family>friends>acquaintances>strangers. Obviously life few hard rules but there are times when you friendship has to move down a priority because the friendship has ceased to be mutually beneficial.
>>1399305
a dinosaur
>>1400224
p. good
>>1404950
They're just doing some Tweeting
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>>1405398
Pretty sure it's a red tailed hawk vs, mallard duck.
got any vultures?
>>1398724
Hoot shot the sheriff?
>>1399735
>interlaced
>>1406913
Looks like a burrowing owl. They're really cool. Very sharp claws.
>>1408581
PERIGRWIN FALCON
>>1403296
>He said, “FUCKING LEGEND” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Naughty bird!” but he kept cutting me off and going “SKRAW? SKRAW? SKRAW?” and throwing coins on the floor
>>1406745
>that fucking look
>>1408286
life found a way
>>1398549
i love how it just starts progressively lose it more and more
>>1398661
it's like a burton claymation
>>1398747
>the thick of it: owl edition
>>1408874
What gets me is those eyes of his
>oh yeah, im doing it
>act cool
>shes so impressd, im gona get laid
HOLY FUCK birds are expensive.
1000+ buck for a pet?
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>>1408918
Not that crazy considering most of them can live for a fucking eternity. I 50+ years doesn't seem uncommon for a lot of the medium to large birds, even cockatiels can live 20-30 years
That, and they don't breed nearly as quickly or easily as say dogs and cats
>>1400448
*teleports behind u*
>>1398557
Perfect answer when being told to speak in French.
>>1400893
>am I kawaii? uguu~
>>1399274
He should have ducked.
>>1407806
this is how i know that im on /gif/ too much. i know exactly what you are talking about and laughed audibly imagining two birds in the same situation.
>>1400456
i killed your fucking dog and im not sorry about it shitbird.
>>1400988
dem eyes tho
>mfw this thread
>>1409200
is the cat squishing the ones at the bottom?
>>1409200
that pussy is swiming in chicks
>>1403662
they're like eagle parrots
>>1404781
that noiiiseeee
>RATTLE ME BONES
>>1407595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxFfxTZA6ao
>>1409197
anyone got this with sound?
>>1408918
>not going outside and just plucking one out of the sky
>>1398471
She's crazy hot. Any more of her?
>>1408931
Somebody should put some hydraulic sounds on this
>>1403662
Second video reminds my of dumb white tourists in Japan up in the mountains slowly coming to the realization that monkeys are bastards and maybe it wasn't a good idea to bait them.
>>1409549
was thinking the same thing. Hydraulic noises and the sound of things locking into place. Maybe a Vrrrrrrrr of something powering up.
Any more birbs?
>>1408908
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEE
>>1399274
>top ten anime deaths
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>>1398548
holy shit this is exactly how I knock on doors. is this a common melody I picked up without knowing? weird shit.
>>1409888
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shave_and_a_Haircut
>>1408874
>black woman dancing with whitey
>>1403296
>let's try calling him a naughty bird, that ought to stop him immidieatly
>>1399305
It's a muppet
>>1406919
No, its a Galah
>>1398528
This is the Official Birb Theme Song
>>1400979
Knew something was up with Eric.
>>1410209
DELET THIS
>>1410209
i cried
>>1401123
Are you sure
>>1401123
they aren't dogs tho
you need to care for them
they live very old
are very energetic and scream all the time even if you train them
>>1411131
>this is bullshit
>i aint done nothing
>wheres my lawyer?
>im not saying a word!
>you cant porve nothin'
>who are you anyway
>im inocent i swear
>i'll mess you up once i get out fo here
>cant we make a deal?
>c'mon bro, be cool
>oh man, my old man's gona be PISSED
>i demand my phonecall
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>>1398534
plastic is not good for birbs
>>1411131
dindu nuffin
>>1404932
the first time the cancer screams ever made me lose my shit
>>1411492
Finally
>>1409207
no they are being kept warm with a side of suffocation
>>1411131
they said cockatiel
that's a cockatoo
>>1400456
song name?
>>1413846
Theme from My Neighbor Totoro
>>1413874
that is a beautifully colored lovebird
>>1406745
th-that's a monkey's paw right?
Does anyone have the gif of the yellow bird being picked up by salad tongs? When I first saw it I laughed harder than I have in a long time
>>1398535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51LTSWiwK-I
>>1400861
IT's all fun and games untill they all in unison void their bowls onto your keyboard.
rip lil bud
>>1415166
>macaws
>parrots
pls gringo
>>1415225
that's literally how the video is called in youtube
>>1405706
yeah, i'd do that too if i saw a mentalist
>>1415225
macaws are parrots
they are parrots, perruches and lorikets
macaws fall in the parrot category while cockatoo and cockatiels fall in the perruches category
>>1414053
thats a touie you IGNORANT SWINE
can someone redpill me on getting a cockatiel?
>>1398660
>winning at hide and seek
>>1400648
>you will never be this happy about water
>>1400215
who are you quoting?