cats

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>>1331444
muh trips

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>when all your cat gifs are too big

>>1331452
are you trying to say its against the rules to have cats unless its saturday?

>>1331530
STOP, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW

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c:

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>>1331555

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OC of my cats

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my handicapped cat, Kiki

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I need to make more of her running.

>>1332202
what's his handicap?

>>1333731
Going by >>1332203 it looks like her back legs are messed up. Bit sad, but the cat looks happy regardless.

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>all these gifs

>>1333756
>Wait a minute... why the fuck am I on a leash?

>>1331273
>wasted

>>1334551
what a cunt

>>1334584
Psh. Like they're actually going to electrocute a kitten.

>>1332202

Developmental retardation. She's 6, but has the mental age of a 2 year old cat.

>>1334595
whether it was real or not she still chose to kill a kitten for 500 pounds

>>1331717
One of my cats would do this to the other when he wanted the other to move.

>>1331547
I like this

>>1333756
>that gif badly converted into a webm
woah so much quality right guise

>>1331277
I'm gonna die

>>1332133
Why would you post this, you enormous fucking faggot. You are an edgelord waste of air and you should tie a fucking plastic bag around your head.

I just had my male cat castrated, what should i give him to make him feel better?

>>1335976
Calm down dood.

>>1335976

here (You) go.

dont spend it all in one place now

>>1336666
checked

>>1336626
play with him, make him your best friend, I play all times with my cat on my room and 1 year later every time he hears the door opening he goes running to my room and meows at me.

>>1332133
i was waiting for it to rapidly jump up and attack the guy and all that

>Love cats
>But also love dogs
Why can't there be some cat-dog hybrid that isn't a conjoined cartoon character?

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>>1337806

>>1334836
The fact that it's not real means she didn't choose to kill the kitten though. She just pressed a button. Are you stupid?

>>1337806
Get a fox

>>1337466
He didn't fly so good

>>1337449
Prince of Purrsia

>>1338143
Are you retarded?
She pressed the button expecting the kitten to die.

>>1337434
What a nice doggo

>>1337466
Pow! Right in the kisser.

>>1332126
Yay, somebody kept my filename.

>>1331452
>stop liking things I don't like! WAAAH!

>>1334584
I would have ripped the cable out of the box with the button, then gone in to free the kitten, so NO ONE would ever threaten it, and woe be the one who tried to stop me. People and their sick-ass games.

>>1337433
Maru is sometimes not very smart.

I wish my cat loved me.

He doesn't like to be touched and plays rough; bites and paws hard.

: (

>>1337443
WTF is he even filming?

>>1331277
savage

>>1337433
i don't get this, when their whiskers touch something doesn't that tell them they can't fit through something?

silly kitter

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>>1339629
cats come in two forms: solid and liquid

>>1337439
Requesting this with the King of the Hill theme.

>>1339680
kek

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>>1338143
How stupid are you?
She had the choice of getting 500pounds and kill the kitten or letting the kitten live.
Whether they actually killed the kitten or not is irrelevant.

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>>1340048

>>1338817
Do you honestly think she expected the kitten to die? She knew she was on a show. She could have pressed the button figuring that they /probably/ wouldn't actually just kill a kitten.

>>1334836
people eating innocent animals for free so she is still nicer than them

>>1338543
very punny

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>>1339836
Here you go.

>>1339629
Maru is a special cat

>>1337438
If they would stay at that size

>>1339836
This nigga...

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>tfw no one posts Lil Bub

why?

>>1339894
Portal.webm

>>1340660
funniest part about this is that branches on tress don't grow upward, ever.

>>1340671
u wot

>>1337162
What kind of cat is that

>>1340983
Neopatalian Fluffmaster

>>1340983
It's called a Pallas Cat. They are extremely skittish and rare to see. For a long time, people debated their existence.

What you just watched was footage from a remote camera, the first ever footage recorded of a Pallas Cat. And the silly bastard just gets his face all up in there like any other kind of cat.

>>1339482

My guess would be shots of street cats.

>>1331452

More like a general shunning for making a thread full of GIFs. This isn't 1997.

>>1341015
>wanting WebMs
nice b8 familia

>>1337870
Why is Mace Windu's lightsaber in the back?

>>1340264
They do it too when they're big

>>1340671
Have you ever seen a tree?

>>1331278

this is occasionally a very good world

>>1341147
>>1340675

he means that the branch the rope is tied to will stay that height forever. The branches may point upward, but the tree will grow past that branch rather than beneath it.

at least, I hope that's what he's saying. I also have no idea if it's true

>>1334836
You do realise she knows she's on TV (most likely an actor) and that no TV show would ever allow it, there was 0 chance she thought it was real.

>>1332133
that was morbid...

>>1334836
I've seen this show, it was Derren Brown's Trick or Treat. It was some kind of experiment to show how certain circumstances can make people do things they shouldn't, or something like that.
Here's the longer video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2YSNm66sQQ

>>1339478
if your cat is biting you without you meaning to you suck at reading their body language. Learn to cat.

>>1339629
whiskers aren't rulers, they just tell the cat that something is close to their face

>>1339482
he's shooting a documentary about about an island that has a fuck ton of cats, hes trying to not not interfere with anything at all and just take the shots without bias, but a kitten walks right up and starts doing kitten shit

>>1337452
lol you cut it off too soon, the cat tries to cover it up after that

>>1342265
>you cut it off too soon
I didn't create it

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>>1337457

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>>1340264
>>1341113

>>1337460
the mike jackson one is so much better.

>>1340671
>>1340660
The funniest thing about that is that the tree will grow around the rope. The rope will never gain any height.

>>1341177
You're right. Most plants (but all trees) grow in height from the tips of the branches only.

Anyone got this one as a webm?

https://youtu.be/4tt3z-mnz7c?t=35m40s

>>1337162
that sure is a weird dog...

>>1345076
kek

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>>1337466
Made this webm for you

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>>1340264

>>1334551
500 to shock a cat?

I've done worse for free

>>1334598
...aren't cats basically adults by 1 year old?

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>>1341075
>Webm
>60 fps
>sound
>fast loading
>""""Bad""""
versus
>Gif
>20 fps
>silent
>takes ages to load
>""""Good""""

>>1331559
I felt really down but this brought a tear to my eye. Thanks anon.

>>1345277
fucking kek'd

>>1331559
This actually makes me want to cry.

>>1345227
>gifs
>universally supported
>webms
>umm....

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You know what I'd love to see editted in here. That girl with the wheezy laugh after she says "Not to be racist or anything, but Asian people."

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>>1340660

I got you bro.

>>1334551

What in the fuck is this...

>>1345076
top lel

>>1342251
actually pretty sure they grow slightly longer then their width as they lose and gain weight idk how often they replace them.

>>1345480
he doesn't like flies

>>1333731
Her back legs are paralyzed and kinda twisted a bit. She drags them around but still can run, climb, and tries to attack bugs and stuff.

She's happy, but it's pricey. She gets a lot of UTIs and gas difficulties cleaning herself.

>>1345475
look its the
>i use safari
guy

>>1345500
what is wrong with cat

>>1345227
how shitty is your internet that gifs are loading slow?

>>1340049
needs to be edited with super violent blood/gore effects like the kid and the dog

>>1346084
>thinks it is to do with browser and not the website itself
if the devs don't support the file format it can't be shared on the website.

>>1346252
It's itching, mine does that biting too.

>>1346252
A lot of cats do that. Both cats and dogs have some kind of - I don't know - nerve cluster right at the base of their tails.

Not all of them react as weirdly as that, but every cat I've ever owned has reacted either like that, or in a less noticeable manner.

>>1332133
This is so sad.

>>1334551
Name of the show please

>>1346021
That was terrible.
Why can't I stop laughing though?

>>1334551
It's a Derren Brown show: Trick or Treat, Season 2 Episode 2, Channel 4. It's a good series and worth a watch.
I don't know why they've manipulated his voice, he sounds like him in the original (probably to be maximum edgelord). The cat goes unharmed despite her pressing the button.

Whoops
>>1347075
See >>1347180

>>1345087
>>1345741
>>1345076
Top kek

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>>1331452
i went to /an/ and they said "take that shit to /wsg/"

>>1345263
it's weird to think a cute cat animation could bring about world peace, but i'd like to see even hard-line ISIS fighters not smile at this.

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>>1336626
fish. raw chicken. buy a couple of mice from the pet store and let him play with them.

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>>1338143
>The fact that it's not real means she didn't choose to kill the kitten though.

the fact that she thought pressing the button would electrocute the kitten makes it real. her intent makes it real.

>>1337443
>>1342260
Cats doing cat shit is enough to remind me that the world can sometimes be a wonderful place to live.

>>1345277

Made me a bit sad desu, pupper obviously wanted to play
I love cats but they're assholes to other animals

fuck captchas

>>1336666
check'd

>>1332133
T_T

>>1345166
edgy

>>1337437
1337

>>1345227
>GIF
>Lossless
Versus
>Webm
>Lossy
Checkmate atheists.

>>1347269
/an/ hates cats

>>1348322
no they don't, they have an active cat thread like all the time

>>1348322
a bunch of cross boarding shitposters don't carry the opinion of an entire board.

>>1345488
what cat is this? doesn't sound like a domestic one

>>1340046
if you actually believe they'll allow a kitten to be killed on a tv show you're a moron

>>1346008
Holy shit, practical cat use.

>>1349269
Bub has down's syndrome.

>>1345501
Sounds like a 70 year old smoker

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>>1346534
any site that supports gifs but not webms needs to get with the times

>>1345292
Maru best cat.

>>1345277
Source on the music?

>>1349720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zWX3iO6-TU

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>>1331559
Obligatory

>>1331266
It reminds me too much of the 7 kittens i tried saving, plz stop

>>1350147
Those nigga cats have style.

>>1340091

This is the same reason I would push the button, and I would explain my rationale before doing so. My only hesitation would be due to worrying that the producers would edit out my spoken rationale to portray me as someone that would harm a kitten for money.

Hmm anyone got the cheetah one?

>>1332133
Cat is playing dead
I see no wounds

>>1334598
Dude my cats all lived to 20 yet never acted older than kittens. I think all cats are retarded like that. It's called being a mother fucking cat

>>1340096
Those animals ARE FOOD. Cats are not

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>>1331555
Where can I get one of these? I want to see how my cat will react

>>1346024
>swimming in pussy

>>1346021
>that surprised backwards hop
topkek

>>1346534
It IS because of the browser, faggotron. If it was the site, webms wouldn't work at all.

>>1331278
look at the face of that man, for one second, that man forgot the war,
he forgot the hurt,
he forgot the pain of losing his friend,
and the fear of what he was going to say to his friends family,
knowing how hurt and broken over their little boy the family would be,
the feeling of sorrow as he of wondered if his family is okay,
the feeling of himself slowly slipping away with each gunshot,
wondering which bullet had His name on it,
the feeling of having killed many men,
men probably with families, men just like him.
for one second he stopped thinking about how much the gun wound in his leg was hurting and thought of that innocent, little, cat.
for one second that little cat brought him something that he hasn't felt in a long, long time...

happiness.

>>1331444
nice gif size

>>1340232
10/10

>>1339455
You wouldn't do shit

>>1345108
>he can't overlay audio without re-encoding
l e l

>>1349579
It's like a game with its models glitching out.

>>1332126

this fucking filename i keked a lot thank you sir

>>1345277
The file name clashes with the music and I hate you.

>>1354250
Thought that as well

>>1345505
poor kitty, they played a funny on him =/

>>1346020
Looks more like a yawn than a show of aggression.

Cat threads like this always remind me of back when I used to beat the shit out of my neighbor's cat. It got so much out of hand that they had to put it down one day because it was acting weird and started attacking their kids. Good times.

>>1355175
(you)

>>1355175
>Good times
Made me cringe so fucking hard dude

>>1345227
>implies webms are better than gifs
>posts a gif

>>1355814
just get me some apngs

>>1334551
What the fuck? $1000 to kill a cat? How desperate for money do you have to be to even consider that?

>>1351037
Only place I know of is J-List but I see them on randoms sites every once in awhile

>>1355970
Well he did some psychological shit, and its probably scripted anyway

>>1331547
>if you are happy say meow
>meow
>if you are happy say meow
>if you are happy ,show it to all the people
>if you are happy say meow
>meow

Even the cats know better.

>>1337210
needs to be in reverse

>>1346009
we need the full good one

>>1346009
https://youtu.be/zvEWFjWfqiU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87p53rAD7Sk

Necessary watching

>>1353749
>look at the face of that man, for one second, that man forgot the war,
>he forgot the hurt,
>he forgot the pain of losing his friend,
>and the fear of what he was going to say to his friends family,
>knowing how hurt and broken over their little boy the family would be,
>the feeling of sorrow as he of wondered if his family is okay,
>the feeling of himself slowly slipping away with each gunshot,
>wondering which bullet had His name on it,
>the feeling of having killed many men,
>men probably with families, men just like him.
>for one second he stopped thinking about how much the gun wound in his leg was hurting and thought of that innocent, little, cat.
>for one second that little cat brought him something that he hasn't felt in a long, long time...
>happiness.
Woooah men, your words are truly amazing i must save it

>>1339804
>>1339894
Back to /dg/

>>1356105
Thanks, Vlad. Was wondering what he was saying. Silly man, I like it.

>>1337162
>>1341008

interesting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pallas%27s_cat

>>1349269
he is the most deformed living cat. in the sense that he has the most illnesses and disorders found in one animal.

>>1361415
>not recognizing the song
I mean isn't it known world wide?

>>1337443
This will never not be amazing

>>1331278
sgt. whiskers keeping a watchful eye on trigger discipline.

>>1345142
People tend to treat big cats as if they were not cats, that's stupid, they are just bigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J11uu8L8FTY

>>1364025
I mean, I recognize the song, I just didn't know it translated well to Slav runes. Plus, if that anon's translation is actually what it is, it doesn't really translate well.

>If you're happy and you know it say 'meow'
>meow
>If you're happy and you know it say 'meow'
>meow
If you're happy and you know it and you really wanna show it, if you're happy and you know it say 'meow'
>meow

Awwwww!! Looka de BAABAOOOO!!! XD

>>1351034
because our fucking "culture" said that. I China they love dog meat. Some people don`t eat cow. What`s your point now?

>>1364117
That's probably because of the rhymes, it has the same meaning just worded a bit differently. I would say that it is different like that in every language, it is different to both of those in mine.

>>1364058
Better video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap8Z-DbUqX4

>>1349579
CRIPPLE FIGHT

>>1340096
We get it, you're vegan.

>>1353749
How do you people not realize how autistic shit like this is?
Whenever there's a happy soldier something like this is posted

>>1331266
I prefer the people that tries to save a cat that then jumps down several floors onto the ground or the ones where people throw boiling water on them.
Can you tell I dislike cats already?

>>1340091
>>1349282
It was a hypnotism thing.
Also they weren't claiming the cat would die. The shock would not kill the cat. Just hurt it.

>>1356075
My cat is a ragdoll. This breed is 10/10. So lovely and always do such dumb shit.

Also they act like dogs. Surprised there aren't more webms of them here

>>1345501
khajit has no time for these silly games

>>1331278
I love this one

>>1337431

This video was anxiety inducing...I spent the whole thing going, "Don't fall in...Don't fall in!"

>>1345488

Such a derp cat...and I kind of think it's cute.

>>1331278
This cat is better than my range officer...

>>1337212
>when the E hits you

>>1364398
most people back the were forced to go to war

>>1332126
song?

>>1349381
you can see the cat nearest the window peeing as it falls

>>1332133
Dude. I've been there. Its shuch a shitty feel.

>>1364117
the guy is singing in portuguese you retard

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>>1366230
Really? Sounds like a STALKER, not a favela monkey. Huh.

>>1353749
Maybe he was just happy all along you autistic fuck.

>>1346618
Wait, so is it pleasureable or an unpleasant sensation?

>>1366290
>happy
>in a war

either he's a sociopath, or you are. now shut the fuck up.

>>1365346
Yahel- I.M legend

>>1332257
Why would you post a turtle in a cat thread?

>>1337448
Cats lucky its owners aren't Asian.

>>1366316
Depends on the cat. Mine hates it...it's a "weird" sensation. Think of like the feeling of after your arm falls asleep and it's coming back and you feel like there's all these bugs over your skin? Some people like that feeling, and some people don't.

>>1358020
thx 4 appreciating mate

>>1366316
One of mine hates it and one either likes it or tolerates it.

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>>1337210
>>1357577

>>1337162
It kinda looks like an monkey with four legs

>>1331476
>you'll never be as happy and comfy as this cat

>>1334551
I don't know why she looked so distressed. All she'd have to do is not fucking press the button.

>>1337470
I wish I had the editing skills to add "sneak skill leveled up" from Skyrim to the end.

>>1370821
She was thinking about all the shoes she could buy with 500lbs.

>>1334551
I would hit that button in an instant. Because this is the worst bluff in the history of bluffs. Push the button for 1000 dollars, but we will KILL THIS KITTEN! ON LIVE TV! WITH ALL THE ANIMAL RIGHTS PLACES LINING UP TO FUCK US IN THE ASS AFTERWARDS!

I would stare into the camera, slowly push the button, and pretend to turn around shocked as the cat was unharmed.

>>1332133
fuck you

>>1331273
Poor thing, cats that have this don't tend to live to long.

>>1349579
Shame you can't join them together and make one good one.

>>1366245
song?

>>1346010
>that collar and shirt
Nice way to suffocate your cat

>>1345501
>Billy, get my ash tray
>o-okay grandma

>>1345142
Read it in Jeremy Iron's voice

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one of my favs love 2 watch kittens spooked

>>1371240
exactly what i was thinking while watching that idiot hyperventilate and then reading the butthurt comments.

>>1345277
I love how the cat's looking towards the camera before shit goes down.
>Hey you filming this? I'm about to fuck this lil nigga up

>>1337434
thats some real fucking green grass

>>1371240
I think the thing is, they don't know it's a reality TV program. It's like watching Prank'd and going all "OMG! This is so stupid! They can see the cameras they know Astin is right around the corner why are they getting so caught up in it!" You know it's a TV show, the people in it usually don't.

>>1347278
The characters were designed by Frencel/株式会社フレンセル:
http://www.frencel.co.jp/
Their name is a mock up of "friend" and "cel", for animation and design, as they are a design company. I know it's a bit of PR posturing but it's kind of warm and fuzzy. It's nice to see Japan embrace "cute" things, even if it is in the name of commerce. We could sure use some more adorable things in our lives, that's for sure. The west seems really insecure about these sorts of things, which is sad.

>>1343098
That's so adorable.

>>1339482
>>1342260
動物写真屋
It means he is an animal photographer, like the guys who shoot David Attenborough's documentaries.

That island is called 田代島 and cats are venerated there kind of like how cows are sacred in India.
There is a website dedicated to these sorts of placed in Japan
http://nekonoshima.miau2.net/tashirozhima-2/
Looking for related videos on youtube I found this instead, which is even cuter because of the music and narration:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAJMsjm90eM

>>1331476
How large a bag of heroin would you have to take to feel that comfy?
Kittens man, they're fucking incredible.

>>1374887
Potter: "Invito Kitty-cat"

>>1349335
And pretty much everything else as well.

How is he still alive?

>>1332133
eat shit and die

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>>1366322
So, what? People can't enjoy combat, or feel vindicated and useful, and therefore happy, by being a soldier and fighting for something they believe in?

That's a pretty short-sighted, narrow way of thinking. Apparently all volunteer soldiers are sociopaths, I guess.

Always brightens my day.

>>1364400
>>>/b/

>>1331717

thank you.

>>1374782
No idea, I just have the .webm.

>>1357577
>>1366754

thank you both.

>>1337443

cats are pretty amazing.

>>1331476
this actually made me giggle, I haven't done that in so long. thanks anon