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Just watched Robocop, I'm in the mood for robots.

Share your stuff.
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Stupid waiting while dumping.
Count faster you dumb counter.
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I think that's about everything I could contribute so far.
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>>1216835
how is this possible?
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>>1216840
The two propellers are pushing it against the wall, so the wheels have traction.
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This thread hasn't seen a lot of action since I left it yesterday. Pity.
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>>1216813
Lebron, yea?
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I would totally watch this.
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>>1217631
I think. I have no fucking clue and can't tell 80% of them apart.
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>>1216815
webm version
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>>1216675
My sides are in orbit
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>>1217655

This is it. This is how we all die.
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>>1217665
pop pop?
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>>1216662
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>>1216838
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>>1216870
neato
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>>1217735
Still makes me laugh.
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>>1217635
>Thomas the mech
Wow anime has really gone far
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>>1217735
Hilarious
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>>1217735
I think it needs a vinyl distortion effect when he's pushed. I'll add one this evening.
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>>1217667
It took me way too long to realize that this isn't a robot.
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>>1216823
Joe Hart?
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>>1216811
>robocop2.webm
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>>1217857
Damn, I remember this. Looks like the guy removed his videos on Niconico and let his website expire. Shame.
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Cooking some up from YT-Videos

There can never be enough robot webms

This contraption here is quite pointless (needed to speed up the video 2x), but I like the concept.
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>>1218358
2/?
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>>1216815
>>1217655
>>1217665
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>>1218376
3/?

The sound it makes when all axes are moving for moving the yellow piece is awesome.
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>>1218436
>are active moving
ftfm
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>>1218436
This is super impressive. Even with the nxt programming sofware there is a lot of servo action being setup here. 5 axis shit is crazy
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>>1216813
>Rich Evans' fantasy
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>>1218472
>shit is crazy
you should check out the creator's (youtube.com/user/akiyuky) channel, this guy is definitely a maniac.
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>>1218490
third times the charm
thanks man
this guys got some cool vid
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Here's 4/4 for today, I need to go now. Morph HexMorph is one of the cooler concepts I know of. Unfortunately no original sound.

>>1218492
sperged a little until I remembered I can delete posts. Guess it's really late.

>>1218480
this is awesome.
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>>1216811
one day all the robots will look back on this point in their evolution and laugh
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>>1218522
This is only robot in the thread that's truly terrifying.
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>>1217727
Wonderful edit, so simple, but effective. I needed that laugh.
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>>1217727
pretty good

for some reason the to be continued edit of this one made me laugh a lot
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I forgot I have a couple.
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surprised nobody posted the robot bully
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>>1217727
>>1216662
If you watch the full video, the lever on his head actually extends out and the dog rights himself.
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how about biomechatronics
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last one
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>>1216671
he did such a good job!
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>>1219225
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>>1218358
That robot has the body language of someone who fucking loves his job.
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>>1219225
Even better.

Who here will cut their limbs off so they can become cyborgs?
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>>1216675
Those aren't robots, they're controlled by the driver
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>>1218428
I appreciate this cartoon
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Don't die.
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>>1216675
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judo chop
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That's all for this batch
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>>1219892
I hope the toilet is only in this room for demonstration purposes
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>>1219225
WHAT A TWIST
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>>1219900
It's like the Pixar lamp before he was famous.
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>>1218428
kek
>robopop
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I could post them all day.
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>>1218480
How does it climb? Source?
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>>1220019
this particular one in that setting has hooks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEMlkonimvQ
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>>1219225
Amazing
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>>1219897
Shit's backwards. Impressive nonetheless.
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>>1219891
lol, fucking utah
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>>1220196
you sneaky bastard.
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>>1219988
If it's name isn't P.E.T.E.R. I'm going to be pissed.
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>>1219225
Better version
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>>1220231
I found it kinda odd that the moonwalking convention was held right next to the retard robotics expo.
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>>1219982
JUST
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>>1219213
now with sound
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does robotic stuff and cyberpunk shit make anyone just hnnnng? I fuckin love technology and every bit we go to become cyborgish makes my dick harder and harder.
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>>1217735
>>1216838
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>>1219892
>reach for the toilet paper
>robot cuts your arm off
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>>1220261
goosebumps
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>>1216671
To be fair, no one is at their best, first thing in the morning.
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>>1220449
Oh god this is brillant
>that subtle muxer blinking when it's in

>>1220733
Well better wear safety goggles. Blood is nasty.

>>1220704
keked

>>1220694
I'd get a huger hardon if it was cybernetically enhanced already.
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>>1219982
ATTEND THE TALE OF SWEENEY BOT
HE CUTS YOUR HAIR IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
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>>1220753
>>I'd get a huger hardon if it was cybernetically enhanced already.
the anticipation really gets me going

when do you think we'll see cybernetic enhancements as the forefront of technology rather than just being mainly research it is right now?
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>>1220449
>that cap pop sync
>that "let's get it on" sync
10/10
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>>1220764
To the forefront it will take a while. And that's good in my opinion.
Right now, companies, media, politicians, agencies are loosely cooperating to gain insight into our life's or ultimately control. I can't imagine any company at the moment, whose gadgets wouldn't contain a major attack on my personal freedoms or just, in the more commercial way, be just totally annoying

Imagine your boner singing a muffled "download Coke's new and enhanced flavours for your electric dick" from inside the mouth of your recepting person.
Or think about it shutting off all feeling and the ability to go erect in mid action because your dick mileage has reached the inspection threshold (at your certified dick dock (TM) care center).

Or you being blacklisted and popping up in warning lists all over the planet because the measured pressure and resistance around your dong was just high enough to make you a registered sex offender and notify the authorities.

I totally would install the Power Dong expansion pack, but not the botnet version that would be commercially available and marketed to you as service oriented.
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>>1220449
This board is SFW for god's sake!
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>>1220800
But imagine if you could share the feeling. "214 people are currently hooked up to you having sex with your wife" The gang bang of the future.
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>>1216664
>that shifty eyed fuck
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>>1220800
>the measured pressure and resistance around your dong was just high enough to make you a registered sex offender and notify the authorities.
holy shit lol
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>>1220800
The chaotic aspect of it is one of the cool stuff itll be just like a movie or a game like deus ex.
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>>1219351
me cause i've got a degenerative muscular disorder
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>>1219218
Naw I figured they just left it there forever
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>>1217877
thank god you posted it because i was going to if you didn't
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>>1217857
> moebot
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>>1218485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU

Better with sound.
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>>1220256
where is this from because mein sides
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>>1220256
Who wants to see fake shit?
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>>1219897
"yeah, shut off that one. He's been fucking around all day"
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>>1219900
who needs humans when machines can damage goods for half the price
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>>1217735
Who ever programmed that strut into it deserves a noble.
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>>1217857
Brings back memories of that GITS:SAC episode ;_;
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>>1220704

Song name?
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>>1216811
LMFAO THE DOOR
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>>1218522
FUUUUUUUUUUUU
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good thread
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>>1219900
"Hmm... This? No... This!?... No... Ah yes, THIS! FUCK THIS!"
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>>1217636
Das shaq mang
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>>1218522
so THATS how metroid rolls in his ball form
interesting
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>>1216840
Light construction, propellers with high pressure.
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>>1219900
Just like real workers, but without sickness leaves and vacations!
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>>1216671
Beep
>My master is pleased
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>>1219351

I want to be inhumanly strong and live forever yes
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>>1221614
Bitch please, you get bored before it's even wednesday.
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>>1221354
it's a remix of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
Even I didn't recognize it at first.
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>>1221576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHhD4PD75zY
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>>1217857
I want one.
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>>1218552
Don't be terrified, there's a MKIII now, and it rolls with a smily face.
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>>1223221
I have a palindrome post number. awesome.
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>>1219216

I find it funny that some people actually get angry that they do these things to the robots as if they can feel anything
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>>1217655
Only trained to shoot blacks :^)
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>>1223234
kek.

But there are actually reasons for this. Black bloons need less powerful lasers to be popped because they absorb light energy way better.
Also the average person with interest and skills in robotics wouldn't like to train his robot to shoot lasers at light ballon-shaped objects.
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>>1217667
that vhs killed me
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>>1220704
all it needs now is a black trenchcoat
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>>1221576
>"See guys? Now that we have a cheaper atomated solution for pushing around those smelly carts full of beercans and dead racoons, we can just murder all the homeless!
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>>1219982
Still better than the barbers at boot camp
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>>1223231
>>1219216
Nobody will find it funny the day it finally grabs that guy's head instead of the box and squeezes.
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>>1220261
My favorite supervillain.
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>>1220800
The tech's going to get better.
The people running it won't.
Enjoy the the sexually transmitted adware.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Pbx9mvWPY
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>>1223552
>David Sarif
>Supervillain

If anything Sarif is the good guy of the game
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>>1217857
She's making you coffee, anon. She does it because she loves you.
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>>1223606
"I-It's not like I l-l-love you or anything! You're just grumpy in the morning. Baka."
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>>1216838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaOJuQjstbs
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>>1223869
I found it
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>>1220231
Can someone post the version with the faces edited in? It's funneh.
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>>1223860
I've looked everywhere, you can't buy those.
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>>1224018
This is a corporate ad so it has that sort of insufferable schmaltz to it
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>>1216675
But he was doing so fine!
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>>1224026
If I ever build an autonomous killer drone, it will totally face a screen like that for cute facial expressions and sounds.
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>>1224023
>I've looked everywhere, you can't buy those.
Ironically, it was developed and built in Japan. They didn't program specific motor/servo sequences for the phonemes, the firmware experiments with the controllers until it finds sounds closest to the vowels, consonants and phonemes then stores those methods.
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>>1223234
Duh. Didn't you notice its police colors?
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>>1217667
underrated
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>>1223880
best one
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>>1218522
getting tetrisphere flashbacks
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>>1216671
"Xbox, make me breakfast"
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>>1223224

>>1223221
Thou art witnessed
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>>1223537
>Nobody will find it funny the day it finally grabs that guy's head instead of the box and squeezes.

Except efukt, liveleak and /b/
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>>1219280
talk about a "mechanical Turk"!
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>>1219908
>I hope the toilet is only in this room for demonstration purposes
If you were in the room seeing this the toilet would be superfluous
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>>1220810
>214 people are currently hooked up to you having sex with your wife

twatch
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>>1219351
This is my life goal. I've invested money in companies that are working on graphene semiconductors.
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>>1220261

source on music used ?
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>>1224871
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
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>>1223860
As an upcoming phonetician I find this... hilariously bad.
But okay, it's also old.
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>>1225384
trumpbot
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>>1219225
>>1220261
Fuck, I never noticed til now that the "Oh wow" guy had a prosthetic too
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>>1225384
Was this slowed down for demonstration purposes?
Seems like that's just stupidly slow.
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>>1225539
It is that slow, but it can run 24/7 with no breaks and every single brick will be perfectly aligned and uniform, no extra or too little concrete anywhere etc...

That's usually the deal with stuff like this. Slower but more precise and can work continuously.
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>>1225542
I just looked it up after posting that and it's basically a proof of concept that works in tandem with masons. It's needs someone to load it and someone to double check all of its work so it's got a long way to go still.
Interesting nonetheless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVWayhNpHr0
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>>1225542
Potentially they could be a lot faster - with more arms, or different kind of arms, like that one Aussie machine Hadrian, that's currently equally slow, but has more potential with a single arm.
It's just an unproportionally increasing complex task the more actuators you put into it. Two Human brick layers working on a wall can coordinate automatically, cooperate and not hinder each other, robot coordination is still in its baby shoes.
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>>1216664
Must be a jewish robot.
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>>1224026
If it can say Wall-e I'll get one.
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>>1226221
I was genuinely wondering why they didn't just hire Ben Burtt to voice Cozmo
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>>1220235
nope P.E.D.R.0
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>>1226156
How cute, they're kissing in the corner
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>>1226263
P.E.D.0. only picks the unripe.
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>>1223853
>>1223860
Put these two together and we have a strong contender for the US presidential race.
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>>1226455
Dude I'd even prefer to vote for a rock or a tree right now.
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>>1218485
>putting ketchup on a hot dog
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>>1227884
>Eating hot dogs. ever.

Fixed
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>>1216826
hes so cute
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>>1223231
Wow this is bad...
Is this a recent show/movie?
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>>1216817
muh dick
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test
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>>1217631
Shaq
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>>1219982
but will it cry while telling me how it would treat Peggy Hill so much better than Hank does
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>>1219982
Not gonna lie. I kept expecting an ear to plop on the floor next to that hair.
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>>1217635
Absolutely terrifying.
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>>1216664
The only winning move is not to play.
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>>1216811
Someone please get these guys some robo-antidepressants.
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>>1227963
Supergirl on NBC, Its awful. She is the vision of superman, yet we never see superman. And she constantly is like oh geez how would he handle this? Idk I guess I try my gosh darned best.

Shit. DC needs to fix their shit. 2000AD for lyfe.
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>>1228242
Cousin*

>Bonus spooky rocket webm for fucking up.
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>>1216870
I was hoping for a full on crane stance. I was disappointed.
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>>1224026
you will get bored of that shit in 1 month
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>>1227884
>not putting ketchup on a hotdog
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>>1223231
christ this looks like shit
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Posting this, because according to their site, the 2016 HEBOCON World Championship is today.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46ivFpsmEVQ
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>>1220261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfwKMcFNKC8 is what's going through my mind now.
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>>1216671
Just like the Jetsons!
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>>1216813
That's not Lebron you racist. That's Magic Johnson.
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>>1230047
It's clearly Michael Jordan
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>>1223231
Whammu!
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>>1216811
I remember watching this live with /m/, it was a hoot.
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>>1216813
SHAQ ATTACK
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>>1230675
Watched it with /g/. Guess it was quite the event.
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>>1216811
And Stephen Hawking is worried about the robot uprising. Yeesh.
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>>1225406
Well it's not like he's going to be able to hire Mexicans to build it.
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>>1219900

IPI is Industrial Perception Inc.
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>>1216811
>Attach crab claw legs

Now the robot can run as fast as a crab
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>>1229647
Thanks. Now I had to undergo busted sides surgery
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>>1218488
I want that juicy Shaq meat
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>>1218522
its like a droideka?
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>>1223860
Remix plz!!!
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>>1228245
what is this?
>>
>>1220449
SFW board mate!
>>
>>1232258
If I'm not mistaken it's that Trident II missile test the Navy made this winter on the pacific coast. It was just high enough to be in sunlight while the sun already was absent on the ground.
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>>1219225
took me a while to torrent this but it was worth it, pretty much only for this part and the hand part
>>
>>1229647
>dolls spin dynamically to advance

kek
>>
>>
>>1219216
I wonder if, one day, robot rights activists will play this as propaganda?
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>>1232611
If they do, they are as human as they could be.

>using out of contest stuff
>totally disregard the own nature and evolution
SJWs would be proud.
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>>1232525
How quickly they go from slow and gentle to ridiculously fast is kind of unsettling.
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>>1232525
Is there a robotic cleaner to clean up the mess they leave?
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>>1229647
Man, I could enter a brick and it would win most battles.
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>>1218358
>inb4 this is its morning alarm music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN5bzsZ8mms
>>
>>1218522
>>1223221
WATCH OUT FOR THOSE DROIDEKAS
>>
>>1223860
La Li Lu Le Lo?
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>>1219978
That poke at the end
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>>1219982
J.F.M.S.U. 3000 ver.2b
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>>1219213
Why am I hard?
>>
>>1233693
No, we still use Mexicans for that.
>>
>>1220256
I like how at the end the dog is just calmly hanging from the harness like "Oh, okay, we're flying now, I guess."
>>
>>1216675
Imagining this being self-automated had me in stitches. The sheer malicious intent
>>
>>1217635
>Thomas the Lazer Crab-bot

Oh heavens no
>>
>>1225552
Yeah, we have a very, very long way to go before robots will be able to eliminate the need for humans in the production process entirely. For the foreseeable future we'll still need people to babysit the machines and make sure they're working as intended, and of course any job that requires critical thinking and creativity requires a human.
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>>1227884
Bro do you live in China or something? Other than relish, grilled onions, and sourcraut the only other thing to put on a hotdog is ketchup, mustard, and chili.
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>>1232525
I lol'd at how it carefully lifts the lid off of the container, then just fucking drops it on the floor like "fuck it."
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>>1220395
God these threads never fail to destroy my sides
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>>1223221
Lights just make it more sinister
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>>1229647
>this is what happens
>when nerds go outdoors
>shit gets fucked up
>on Robot Wars
>>
bemp
>>
>>1219982

>Input hairstyle:
>justFuckMyShitUp.exe
>booting up justFuckMyShitUp.exe please say no more until operation complete senpai...
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>>1216675
And things started off so well. Bonus points for the truck running over the lid
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>>1219892
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>>1220805
>>1232262
get outta here, you and your dirty minds. I just happen to like this song that is all
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>>1220196
>>1219897
the people in the background are subtle
>>
>>1216815
A fucking Brood war Dragoon
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>>1224018
I wonder how it would react if I hotglued it.
>>
>>1242419
this needs the soundtrack from >>1217857
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>>1216811
>drunkrussians.webm
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>>1216843
The concept of this makes me angry. Why would you purposefully recreate the worst stage of human life? I guess for research.
>>
>>1219351
Lifegoal
>>
>>1216843
I find this disturbing.
>>
>>1219351
Wouldn't chop off any but I'd definitely Doc Oct that shit. More arms=More shit I can do
>>
>>1232525
found a source
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsxX-eA-DMM
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>>1224018
>>1224026
>cosmo the robot

But can it give me shitty relationship and sex advice?
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>>1219227
Sauce please. When i was younger i decided i would cut off my hand and build one to replace it when the tech became available.
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>>1219216
JUST LET HIM HAVE THE FUCKING BOX ALREADY
>>
They're rising
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>>1223231
wait, that's real? It's not a parody or something? Those shitty effects in CURRENT YEAR?
>>
>>1245108
I found it in /vg/ or something.
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>>1223231

That red costume with gold paint looks really tacky.
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>>1245128
Sauce for song?
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>>1216843
TECHNOLOGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8K90hX4PrE
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>>1245360
Elegia by New Order.
>>
>>1245360
fucking robot can dance better than me. FML
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>>1232460
>This is what nuclear war is going to look like
>>
>>1216662
Which Robocop?
>>
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>>1216823
7-1
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>>1216815
>a laser with a laser sight

Holy shit!
>>
>>1221354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mQhMyO8dhk
thank me later neck beard
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>>1249045
this song has never needed a remix for any reason whatsoever and dancefaggots need to pozz themselves asap
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>>1219225
adaaaaaam
>>
>>1221576
thank you for serving our country sir.
>>
>>1248847
Ah, the Hillary Clinton bot is working perfectly I see.
>>
>>1216823
lucioball
>>
>>1216870
did this nigga just dab
>>
>>1217635
Choose the form of the destructor.
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>>1219351

I think the only part I'd really balk at touching is my brain.
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>>1217735
>>1220704
can I get a r8?
>>
>>1218376
One step closer to realistic artificial vagajnas
>>
>>1216870
>27 seconds
It's just dabbing
>>
>>1218428
Thank you for this
>>
>>1245360
"BEEEP...your human meat puppet women are mine. They can't resist our robotic glaze."
>>
>>1250178
Top fucking kek
>>
>>1244673

Two areas of research are addressed:
1. Means and mechanics for a human baby to learn to crawl and walk, using an artificial neural net. Previous experiments with robots that don't know how to walk showed that an ANN learns it extremely quickly, but they only had a couple degrees of freedom, so now with all degrees of freedom accessible to the "baby robot", will it still learn faster than a human? If so, it says a lot about the computational architecture available in the cerebellum and brainstem.

2. Robotics also deals with human-computer interface, which is closely related to cog sci and psychology and has enormous applications in everything from advertising to movie/vg cgi to police/enforcer robots of the future (and of today, in the form of robotic mannequins). Question: how "baby-like" does the robot have to be to trigger automatic care responses in human brain chemistry? Previously it's been shown that big "puppy-dog" eyes is the easiest and most effective tool, but this robot obviously doesn't use that.
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>>1219227

Imagine her staring at you while she gives you a handjob/fingering with the robot hand.

Yes it won't feel as good as a natural hand, and you could just get the robot hand as an attachment that she (or any gf) controls remotely, but it wouldn't have the intimacy of her manipulating it directly with her nerves and extending from her elbow.

That said, it really is about time we commercialize remote-operated hands with pressure sensors to aid long-distance relationships.
>>
>>1223231

Do they ever explain in Superman/Supergirl how their costumes don't catch fire/have bullet holes/rip apart?
>>
>>1223853

Still a better dancer than Shia LeBoeuf. More stage presence, too.
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>>1220449
I was not expecting it, and I genuinely burst out laughing for how perfect it was. Thanks anon.
>>
>>1225552
>>1236278
Babysitting and quality control is much less labor-intensive and needs only one person at any time. For a masonry robot like that you'd also only need to check maybe once every 10 minutes, when it finishes a row. In the meantime you can work on other stuff.

And only through actually getting it in the workplace can the developers see all the real-world issues and make improvements. In other words: Ship ship ship!
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>>1216817
Haydee (2016)
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>>1216823
windows defender be like
>>
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>>1219351
I wouldn't be able to say I never asked for it so no.
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>>1242419
SHINJI!
>>
>>1246401
I want to fuck that spider!
>>
>>1223860
*unzips dick*
>>
>>1252556
>Haydee

Ah I was not aware of this game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z2MHkJLb-w
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>>1231677
the brain needs an average of 20watts to run

http://hypertextbook.com/facts/2001/JacquelineLing.shtml

thats every system, including motor cortex, visual cortex etc.

Hawking isn't concerned with what their bodies may look like but the vast increase of power a single intelligence can be given over an individual humans brain.
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>>1248847
i look so horrible there
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>>1255197
They did this just to spite anita didn't they?
>>
>>1255197
>>1252556
>>>/v/349176846

Seriously help a bro out, I don't have any third party AV
>>
>>1255816
>>>/v/349176846

I"m sure they can help you on Steam forums.
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>>1256763
> where all the comments are in Russian

lolno
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