>SJWs will hate this for obvious reasons That's a no

>/v/ hates it because I dunno
/v/ doesn't, most of the ones who liked it moved to /trash/ and we've discussed nearly everything.
>/trash/ line
Like I said, we've talked the game to death and all that's left is porn and hypotheticals.
Also,
>Not wanting to be the Hayden unit

>Character that is actually 60% tits 'n ass
>Complain that people want to fuck it

There's only a demo, it's not like there's much else to talk about at this point.

>>349174281
I do want to be the shota, but you people have an obsession over it more than Haydee
>>349174421
>Complain that people want to fuck it
Shouldn't I complain if I too want to fuck her circuits out?

boring ass garbage
Fuck off with your stupid THICC maymay

the robot is top tier fap material
the game is low tier game material

if you want a good game there's other good games you should play
if you want a good fap there's other porn games you should play

the game can't decide what it wants to be and both sides suffer for it

>>349175153
Eh, I can't speak for the rest of /trash/, but I just like the idea of it leading to a sequel with an asymmetric multiplayer aspect.
That or full modding support and luring some big names towards it from Nexus and LL.

What I played of the game kinda sucks. The devs did hit gold with character design, but that doesn't improve the gameplay.

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What the fuck is this character? What the fuck is /trash/? Muh secret fucking gayboy club topics.

>>349175331
>>349175545
this
>>349175648
newfag

>le sjw boogeyman gunna take my games away :(((

>>349175648
lurk moar

>>349174108
>some shitty puzzle platformer is only talked about because of the porn potential
Gee, who cold have seen this coming?

>>349175331
>>349175545
>the game is low tier
I quite liked it. I can't speak for everyone, but the Demo showed considerable promise once you figure out the little tricks like control dropping onto ledges and figuring where secrets hide.

pls tell me this game gonna have porn mods

The only reason anyone is talking about it is because it panders to thiccfags.

>>349175823
the game makes you press space twice to climb up a ledge just so you can stare at her ass

not even tomb raider did things like these without a mechanics reason

>>349174108
I swear the humanoids hyped for this trash are closer to chimp than man

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>>349175648
It's self explanatory. Don't go there unless you are trash

The only criticism Ive seen of this game is "HURR MEME FETISH". must be hard for the faggots here to comprehend love for big ol titties and ass.

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>>349174108
People hate it because
>being posted on /v/ daily with hte same 3 images so we know it's probably the developer shilling it
>the gameplay is boring and lifeless shit
>its only selling point is an android with big tits and ass in third person view, and nude mods for said android

Now fuck off. Make a better game then come back.

>>349175903
All videogames pander to someone

>>349176057
Because it nothing more than a low tier 3D model, asset store is full of them, nexus mods is full of them, it's just so fucking cheap and shallow

>Haydee and shota bots

WHY THE FUCK WAS I NOT TOLD ABOUT THIS??

The game is boring. If it didn't have an ass jiggling in your face, would you play it OP? I doubt it.

>>349175693
That's silly. They're second rate at their best and third rate at their worst. They'll just make everything shit like they did with science fiction.

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>/v/ hates it because I dunno
>Well shit, you're missing out

Maybe because that's a disgusting low poly nigger robot from a game that is complete amateur garbage and it's only liked by autistic faggots with shit tier foreverial tiedup deviantart tier fetishes?

Faggot get the fuck out and stop shilling this atrocity.

>>349175823
The movements are way too slow when it comes to platforming, you spend a lot of time lifting yourself up from the edge of a platform when the game should just let you jump directly on top of it, especially for platforms that are around waist level.

why isn't she wearing pants

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>>349175912
The 2-step climbing mechanic has an explicit use, I've found in my studies.
Notice in this image I'm in the lowered position. I can see a good bit of the floor in front of me, but I can't see much to the sides and my sight lines are relatively limited, but I am also safe from Robots if there were any here.
1/2

>>349176252
Summed it up t b h

>>349174108
That's not real thicc.

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>Make shit game
>make player model fetish bait
>expect it to do well outside of groups that like that fetish

Well shit. At least SJWs hate it, guess everyone has to buy it or be called a cuck

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>>349176323
Now notice here, in the raised position, I am exposed to robot attacks and can get knifed/slammed off a ledge, but I have much better sight lines and instead of having to slap about a few buttons to drop back down in-case of problems, it's just 1 control press.

This isn't really shown off in the Demo at all, so I wonder if it will be used in the final game, but we'll see.

>>349174108
>SJWs will hate this for obvious reasons
Except it's a SJW game, faggot

>>349176323
>>349176478
really hope you aren't trying to be serious

What even is this game? Literally what is it called? I want to research.

>>349176414
WEW
E
W

>>349176554


eedyah

>>349176554
Haydee
It was recently greenlit on Steam
Has a demo on his steam page

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>>349176414
oh baby, all of my favourite fetishes combined

STOP SHILLING THE FUCKING GAME YOU SACK OF SLAV SHIT DEVELOPERS

>>349174108
which game?

>>349176554
Haydee, it's on Steam Greenlight with a release date set for late September-early October IIRC.
It's a "3D Metroidvania" featuring a cyborg MC with a pretty shitty primary third-person camera. Instead of having player progression, however, it's all about gear progression, everything is either a consumable, like ammo or mines, or a tool, like night vision or a gun.

>2 posts and at page 7
>make a post while saging
>leave for about 20 minutes
>40 replies omitted
Everytiem

>>349174108
> download demo
> install ancient audio DLL
> attempt to run launcher.exe
> windows defender says "this is malware, I've already deleted it for you, no need to thank me"

Why are Russian devs subhuman pieces of shit

Link to mods, I thought I remember seeing a fishnet one

I like gameplay, not fapbait.

When will lewdfags be purged so recommemdations for shitty fanservice games can end?

>>349176640
But you americans like big women yes? So I give you big woman and you give me money yes?

>>349176846
Maybe OP (the dev) will answer this one

>>349176872
t. asexual

>>349176851
I believe that is this one.
https://mega.nz/#!RNcjVayZ!BcrEpg3oDRIV5Hh7rW4y4-Y1xI2nzv1JQQla3dr2-QY
If you don't have the patch installed, you dump them in your Actors/Haydee folder.
If you have the patch installed, you dump them in Outfits/Eva, make the folders yourself.

>SJWs hate it
yeah bullshit i keep seeing people posting about it being empowering anyone who says its not is probably trolling

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>>349176872
This, and it's not even good fapbait fanservice, this shit is about as cringeworthy and autistic as pic related.

>>349176172
>cheap and shallow

Nice buzzwords

>>349176908
I'm not but I'd rather be american than russian

>>349177051
even the artist who made this was capable of understanding the reaction it got, apologized and stopped making more of it

>>349177098
Kill yourself no they perfectly describe it being about tits and ass which is fucking shallow and cheap

>>349176872
You should grow up and realize that embracing your sexuality is freeing your mind. People complaining about unwanted fanservice etc. are just closed pedohpiles and rapists in the making.

>>349176927
You can get fapbait or sex from various other outlets. There is no reason gaming has to be tainted with all of this lazy shit. It's even worse than movie games or early access games because at least most of the guys are honestly attempting a vision. 99% of these fapbait is purely for cash grabs.

>>349177206
>shallow and cheap

Nice

buzzwords.

>>349175648
How new do you have to be to not know what /trash/ is?

>>349177249
>lazy
See, you said the important word now.

> 99% of these fapbait is purely for cash grabs.
MUH PATREON
> fag is creating ATTENTION, pls gib monies

I detest lazy as much as you do. I like smutty games but you're right, if it's just press X to pretend you're getting laid it's poop.

>>349177249
>There is no reason gaming has to be tainted with all of this lazy shit.
Some people want it and some people want to do it, that's all the reason you need.

>>349176414
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?!?!?!

>>349177206
I have to agree, you're just chucking buzzwords without explaining how a "low tier" model offsets a potentially good game.

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>>349177241
I embrace my sexuality by having sex and discussing sex with people. I don't need to shove it into every facet of my life. It's apart of me, but it doesn't define me.

>>349177289
I know the controversy is a part of the shilling tactic, the slav dev giga nogger lover OP figured that shit like this gets bumped everytime because people are divided by it

I can't imagine any other people having a reason to bait like this, devs however get bumps from it and more literal kids lurking /v/ will see it and run to their mom telling that there's a new cool game because they haven't found porn yet

>>349177473
No one would play this shit if there wasn't tits and ass, it really mediocre just fucking end your life

The demo is only a black screen for me. I installed the patch the dev put out too, no change.

What do?

>>349174108

>SJW will hate this

they wouldn't even know about it without us popularizing it.

>/v/ hates it because I dunno

general threads posted every couple hours will do this to any topic. Haydee threads are basically just thicc robot threads, occasional gameplay discussion but most of the discussion is about how you'd fuck Haydee.

To be fair, she's pretty fuckable. Shame about the game though.

>Robophiles hate her

fetishists my man. Doesn't matter because you can mod the textures. Or just make porn to your own tastes; same difference.

More robutts though please. I love me some thicc.

>>349177547
More like Slav dev knows lewd threads stay up longer than actual video game threads that aren't a lore or bashing thread.

>>349177515
>I don't need
It's not about needs, it's about wants.

>>349177718
>le thicc meme

Kill yourself.

>>349176414

>didn't even bait with the crop.

I'm disappointed anon.

>>349177639
I disagree with your statement. The game has a pretty good Demo of what is to come, promotes exploration and learning to precisely attack your foes.
The titties and ass are just a free bonus.
I wish the model was a bit less fapbait to be honest.
>>349177679
Did you install OpenALI? It came with the original download.

>>349177856
More like it's about substitutes

>>349177893
I don't care if you disagree I'll just keep telling you to kill yourself because you must be really deluded, there a million better indie trash games

>>349178001
Show me 5 better 3D Metroidvania games.

>shilled on /v/ over and over
>Finally play it
>Game isnt anything special
>The main character looks stupid as fuck

>>349177929
I'll just point out that kys is associated with the underage following of a strange youtuber this strange youtuber even sounds like his fanbase; underage

also I'm not even wrong you fucking literal chimp

>>349178071
Donald duck quak attack you retard

>>349174108
oh boy, another one of these threads

THICC THICC THICC THICC THICC

there you go, i've just compressed all the discussion of this game into 5 words

>>349177547

There is something amusing about the idea of slav devs learning lessons from Hatred and purposefully adding controversial shit to their games to get them known.

Imagine all these functional but low quality with little to no innovation games selling purely on sex or violence. They might actually do more to change the industry away from super violence and objectification than feminists ever have.

Probably not though; people will eat shit in terms of game-play if the characters can get them off.

>>349178283
>DDQA = 5 games
I will admit, you got 1 that is better than Haydee.

>people will buy this game because of titties

I'm not surprised, just disappointed

>>349178398
Well I'm not fucking wrong sbout it being a valid tactic so your simply just lost a lyfe lmao

>>349178292
You forgot a bunch of slob and inflation jpegs

>>349178438
Rest are the metroid 3D games, duh

>>349178598
And you failed.

can someone give the link to the booru?

>>349178646
Well donald duck is at least worth 2 games then

>>349178647
http://haydee.booru.org/index.php

>>349178626
This is the thing I was talking about though

>>349178331
Fuck I envy the shill devs, I might pull the same shit once this is forgotten unless everyone and their grandmas have the same idea

>>349174108
>>/trash/ can't stop fucking talking about well hung shotabots, how they want to be Haydee being fucked by shotabots, oh lets talk about shotabots, i want to be a shotabot being milked by Haydee, oh I want to be by her side as a shotabot. OH DID I MENTION SHOTABOTS YET?

Seems like on the wrong board, this isn't really video games, definitely not good ones but atleast they seem to have their priorities figured out.

So how long will it take for a proper porn mod for the game to be made

>>349178820
You're fucking retarded. All you can do when people post about a game you dont like is resort to personal attacks instead of being objective. Fun fact: MY board is 18+. kys

I saw someone made a nurse outfit mod.
Can anyone share it please?

>>349179094
As it stands, few months. SFM and Blender porn pieces are being made, though.
Developers have also commented they may make a proper development kit so we can do all this shit to the game with ease.

>>349179094
Theres already a cameltoe with a bit anus peeking through her thong mod out there.

>>349179139
you intentionally ignore my point ifor the sake of bait

i cant believe how much attention this game is getting. something in the human brain doesnt work right

>>349174108
>you will never be a thicc woman captured by a robotics corporation to have your head and arms replaced with machine parts, turning you into a sex drone.

>All those assblasted "GAMEPLAY IS IMPOSSIBLE WITH FANSERVICE" fags
Grow up kids, your mom will stop judging your vidya tastes once you move out.

>>349179360

nah, at least Haydee is actually a game with actual game-play mechanics. Sure the title is getting popularity from sex appeal alone, but that's nothing abnormal. Using sex appeal is practically human nature.

>>349179679
this game is shit and youre a retard

>>349179360
it's a fap game. What the fuck is so hard to understand about this? People who more than likely jerk it to anime come into these threads and actually have the nerve to think this is somehow worse. Bunch of hypocrites.

>>349174108
Probably the worst character design I've ever seen.
Also the game sucks ass.

>>349179671
haydee is certainly not an exception to the rule

>>349179756
plenty of porn out there m8 you dont need to rely on these terrible games

>>349179679
Oh god, the dilusion.

Or is it shilling? You are trolling, right?

>>349176252

>When you can't think of a reason to hate a game when you suspect shilling, attack the graphics and remind people it's indieshit.

It's never about the game, it's about feeling in charge; denying the devs a purchase to show that their shilling has no control over you.

Do you feel in charge?

>>349179830
This will never stop being the dumbest fucking argument.

>ITT
>I didn't play tomb raider
the old tomb raider games are worse than this but get constantly praised, what's up with that?

they should fix stupid camera asap

>>349179679
we watched the same gameplay video? it lacks so much depth, the art is rounded out. but the level design is really linear and i dont see good tps mechanics here. seems like a five dollar or less game right now. anyone can make 3d models in blender, but to say this has good gameplay? not from what I've seen, that needs more work.

>>349179970
/v/ is triggered by brown legs

>>349179970
the old tomb raider games do not get constantly praised

>>349180138
>level design is really linear
>gameplay video
I dunno about you, nor the Anon above you, but the Demo was definitely not linear.

>>349180179
But they don't get shitposted like this either.

>>349180138
how about playing the demo before talking out of your ass

>>349176527
With this much lewd I doubt it.

>>349180138
The demo's free.
Go play it.

>>349180281
no one talks about the old tomb raider games period (because they're shit). and why would you shitpost about a game that came out 20 years ago anyway

>>349174108
Personally, I have no interest in it because the ridiculous jiggling when moving.

I'm all for lewd robots, but that's retarded.

>>349180281
Maybe because the franchise is 2 decades old. Nobody cares about TR old games because the games were mediocre to begin with.

>>349180484
this guys pretty mad

>>349180138

I wasn't even saying Haydee has good gameplay, just that is has gameplay. It isn't a walking sim. I agree with most people that Haydee gameplay isn't particularly interesting and the game's main draw is a big T&A character that takes her time getting up things so you can appreciate the ass.

>>349174108
>SJWs will hate this
Are they even gonna know about some pile of shit Greenlight game?

>>349180281

to be fair, shitposting didn't happen nearly as much in the earlier threads (or at least they were more constructive). We've had Haydee generals for a while now and rolling threads always piss off the regulars. Welcome to /v/.

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What's wrong with slavs?
I can see nothing but ass
>gameplay

>>349174108
>>/v/ hates it because I dunno
>Well shit, you're missing out
>constant threads about it
>the only thing it has going for it is the lewd
>thiccfags safe haven
>you dare talk badly about this game you low-test sjw nu-male Ireland cuck

>>349180484
no but that tits and ass as THE selling point for your game is a pretty controversial choice which means bunch of bumping with the devs driving the shill threads with occasional bumps and bait

>>349174108
So wait, are shotabots actually in the game or what?

>>349182749
>are shotabots actually in the game
no.

It almost looks like you can see her pussy lips when she's clinging to a ledge.

>>349183486
this is the obvious dev shilling, as soon as these threads are about to die the devs deploy their shallow shill comments

>>349183913
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>349184315
I have ten but I ain't telling ya

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>>349174108
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS
NOBODY FUCKING POSTS ANY GAMEPLAY SCREENSHOTS.
OR EVEN TALKS ABOUT THE FUCKING GAME.
IS IT A GAME? LIKE AN ACTUAL GAME OR IS THIS SOME FURAFFINITY TEXT ADVENTURE LIKE YOU FATFAGS ENJOY?

YOU JUST GET THICCFAGS, AND YOU, POSTING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER.
MIGHT AS WELL BE THE FUCKING ROSALINA/PEACH/WHOTHEFUCKEVER IN THOSE RED DRESSES THREADS.

>>349183913
>>349185931
it just keeps happening

>>349186007
I USE SAGE, NIGGER. SO SHOULD YOU.
SPOILERS, IT AIN'T A DOWNVOTE EITHER.

>>349186137
I do sage but the caps lock comment did not as the thread was bumped to the top again

>>349186905
MAYBE I FUCKED THAT ONE UP, SORRY

>>349187301
NO WORRIES MATE I GOT IT MATE SORRY I ACCUSED YOU OF BEING OP