Dodger thread 136

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I always remember to let out a rancid toot before browsing these threads. The goal being to create an association of this place with stinky, smelly poop. LOL!

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Dubs and Dodger's first child is coincidentally a redhead.

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Is TB gonna die?

Also, thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huFYl8-Omws

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why do you virgins like her so much?

>>1036833
she really looks cute in that gif

>>1036855
She's like really dreamy, is she not?

She will become a fat sloth, now that shes married.

anyone have the vine that TB removed the other day?

boston

>>1036869
what did he do?

What took so long I have been worried for hours

What is the point of these threads?

>>1036879
ass and feet

>>1036879
what is the point of any thread?

>>1036881
How is that an actual answer? What is the point of these Dodger threads?

>>1036883
This is a pointless thread to match Dodger personality.

>>1036883
Well Mr. Genius, the point of any thread on an anonymous IMAGE board is to post images (in this case animated gifs). This thread revolves around posting gifs (or webms) of Dodger. I'm surprised such a smart person like yourself didn't already know that!

>>1036893
And why do people post gifs of Dodger? Also, why are you so defensive?

>>1036875
He went to lebbit and saw a meanie commenting about him so he had to make a whiny vine about it, and then proceeded to delete it.
Genna even tweeted that no matter how many parental locks she puts up, TB still finds a way to read comments about how he's shit and failure of a person.
One of these days he's gonna read more than usual and just commit seppuku, of course he'll make a whiny vine/tweet about it as well.

>>1036792
can i haz webm of evee dodger pls? many thanks friend

someone post the playboy videos and pics pls.

>>1036931
http://www.playboy.com/videos/dodger-sexy-video
http://www.playboy.com/galleries/social-media-stars-dodger-brooke-lawson-pics/slide-1
http://www.playboy.com/videos/dodger-playboy-bts-video

>>1036883
This is a pointless thread to match anon's personality.

Dodger and Sam got mani-pedis today.
Prob why she forgot about newz

>>1036991
>Prob why she forgot about newz
newz is not on fridays

>>1036991
wot

>>1036883
It's /r/cynicalbrit for people too cool to be redditors.

And also the odd fucking retard, like >>1036893.

wahh why can't dodger have sex with me haha

>>1037019
>too cool to be redditors.
most of the regular posters here also post on /r/cynicalbrit, like BlondishMist748

>>1036883
>>1036879
Ok, this is fucking weird. I remember posting these EXACT replies like 2 months ago, but I did not post these this time. What the fuck is going on?

>>1037052
bot replies

>>1037052
Doesn't show up on archive.

>>1037052
>>1037067
Ok, this is fucking weird. I remember posting these EXACT replies like 2 months ago, but I did not post these this time. What the fuck is going on?

>>1037076
I take it you've never had that feeling of deja vu.

>>1036935
There's also a version of the first video, without her talking parts and with different music, but I can't find it right now.

>>1037128
is it on youtube?

>>1037133
Oops, I was thinking of the "Behind the scenes" video already linked. She also has a real Behind the scenes video, though: youtube.com/watch?v=eu2zG1DO9Us

>>1036849
Absolutely. On the last podcast he declared his love for Brazilian meat restaurants. You'd expect him to know better since grilled and red meat greatly increase the risk of poopy cancer. But as evidenced by his online behaviour, he's incapable of learning from his mistakes and keeps repeating them over and over again. His own God Complex will be the thing that kills him.

>>1037182
Why the fuck should he care about increased risks of cancer? When he already have terminal cancer.

>>1036792
Hey idiot, this is
Dodger Leigh #140

>>1037198
He might get DOUBLE cancer! Kappa

I used photoshop to stich several frames from http://www.playboy.com/videos/dodger-playboy-bts-video together, to form a bigger image: http://imgur.com/Ktmcgav

you know that TB is going to get better, right?

>>1036991
M-maybe she'll show off her pedi on fz...

>>1037198
He's still having chemo to prolong his life, he's also hoping for the odd chance it actually puts him in remission. Since he doesn't actually want to die, it'd be wise to minimise his exposure to things that might aggravate his condition.

>>1037218
they didn't get mani-pedis today

>>1037206
I did another one: http://imgur.com/JTsS72U
I tried cropping this one a bit. I think it turned out okay; especially on a white background; except for the hair :P

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>>1036931

>>1037210
his cancer metastaticized, he is fucked

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>>1036931

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>>1036931
>>1037523

So dodger goes 5 months without a video on dexbonus, then uploads 2 within 12 hours of each other? she is bad at pacing.

also first SMD uploaded since July 18th (except for the engagement video with sam)

and both were edited by an editor, still have no idea what she was editing the other day that she took off to edit stuff, she has put up no videos and hadn't filmed the anime thing yet

>>1036838
trips and he/she comes out black

>>1037675
Seriously, each time she says she needs special time to edit or says she's editing all day long or whatever she never upload anything afterwards. If she uploads something it's something that was made later than the day she said she edited all day long so can't be that or something she told she was working on way before that day.

When you translate, when she says she needs to edit something, it means she doesn't want to work that day and take a break but she doesn't have any reason to give.

This is not thread 136, there already was a 136.

135: Dodger Leigh #135 (bis) >>969347
136: Dodger Leigh #136 >>978553
137: Dodger Leigh #137 >>987584
138: Dodger Leigh of PressHeartToContinue and DexterityBonus on YouTube >>994204
139: Dodger thread 1337 >>1014847
140: THIS ONE

I could have understood maybe naming this one 138 because of the last two not being numbered, but number this an already existing number is beyond retarded.

>>1037022
bc dodger doesnt have a penis

>>1036792
I hope you or somebody is archiving her Snapchat stuff.

>>1037728
They are in the pics album

>>1036792

On her youtube channels, since getting back from Christmas holidays:
- 4 Newz videos
- everything else being streams dumps

and since last week, 0 uploaded videos (all the streams dump have reached their end).

While Sam could be kicking her ass to work, it seem to have actually to opposite impact of lowering her workload even more. Those twitch $$$ are too easy to get so why work her ass anymore.

>>1037675
SMD is terrible, this one was two weeks old, and in the first 2 minutes she already stops mid-story twitch to thank new subscribers twice, and then she has "haunted" webcam problems for the first 10 minutes and that is pretty much the only thing she talks about, is complaining about her wtf camera and how everything is locking up and slow. then she messes with it and makes it worse. she is just tinkering on her computer for 15 minutes messing with he webcam, then i turned it off.

with all these subs and donations maybe she could afford a better one instead of using 6 year old hardware on a 6 year old computer... maybe in 6 months she'll finally get her new free computer up and running with her shit misconfigured webcam on it

SMD is NOT coffeh. Her persona is turned up to 11 and feels even more fake than coffeh, even later coffehs, and all she does is do nothing and thank subs. FML

>>1037728
http://imgur.com/a/TTSxs
this is only missing the last 1 or 2 pics, she has only used it for one pic in the last week or so

most the (few) vids are just cats, and not even good cat snaps

>>1037742
... but look at the quality content their are doing on twitch. At least Sam forced her to shower this time (because she wouldn't if he wasn't around).

>>1037696
sorry your autism got triggered

>>1037738
thanks

>>1037750
>>1037728
the imgur album pics are ripped from snapchat, the ones in the OPs google plus gallery are just screenshots, you can see the timer in the top right

here are all 17 of the vids, all shit
http://webm.land/tag/pressheart/
they are in reverse chronological order, so newest are listed first, oldest last

i could have converted them to webms from mp4 and uploaded then individually to 4chan, but fuck that, too much work, so i just quickly uploaded the mp4s directly to a webm hosting site and let them convert & watermark it

seriously, all she does is stir mugs and food and pet (stare at) cats and use her retard voice

and this one shows off her amazing...ly gross hair
http://webm.land/w/sbd4/

>>1037750
>>1037826
Funny, less than 10 minutes after ya said she hasn't used it in a while, she snapchatted2 pics, one of watson, and then one of her laying in bed complaining she had a migraine. She must have work to do.

She always gets those "migraines" whenever she has non-fun work to do.

>>1037743
>with all these subs and donations maybe she could afford a better one instead of using 6 year old hardware on a 6 year old computer.
Her home PC is the one Sam left and she waited 5 years before getting a promo PC for her office. She is probably waiting for Logitech to send a webcam.

Dodger @dexbonus
>GUYS we just hit 300k Twitter followers! Thanks for all the love you guys make every day doing this job a treat!

if her job is such a treat, why does she only do it for about 4 hours a week? 4 vids in all of April: a NEWZ, a paid promo unboxing, a 2 week old SMD stream dump edited by Pete, and a month old TY stream sump edited by Pete.

the only treat dodger shows moderation with is the treat of working, everything else is slothy overindulgence

>>1037930
the treat is that she only does it 4 hours a week

Don't you guys just wanna beat her face into a pulp? LOL

>>1037950
she is the Johnny Manziel of youtube, disguised only by her pear shaped midget child body

>>1037756
Smelling each other like that reminded me of chimpanzee at the zoo. I'm sure their moms must be so proud of the

>>1038077
think dodger cried when he told her to shower?

>>1038114
no, but she whined and screamed, and went limp on the floor so she was hard to pick up while he was physically trying to place her in the shower

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TB is also censoring the podcast too, this was cut out of the youtube version of 118 (cut just after 36:10), but it is/was there on the stream

not the only cut that episode either, a toby tuner joke

>>1038146
fuck off retard

>>1038148
go away TB, don't you have cancer to die to?

>>1038153
what is your life like

>>1038213
better than cancer

>>1038214
Doubt it.

>>1038218
meh, it's a living

>>1038247
I think it's more like a strange compulsion you can't stop, even though you always just get called a retard by everyone here

>>1038255
>I think it's more like a strange compulsion you can't stop, even though you always just get called a retard by everyone here
You talking to Dodger there?

>>1038306
No.

Dodger finds it very easy to stop.

>>1038146
Well I kinda get why Dodger and Jessie who work for Maker Studio dont want to piss off the daddy company.

Same for Lea, you dont want to get Sodapoppin against you on Twitch.

>>1038617
jessie quit the maker studio, they were fucking up with his vids or something

>>1038640
Jesse is not in Polaris anymore? I thought he was in the same office as Dodger.

>>1038643
office has nothing to do with maker/polaris

>>1038643
>>1038647
The real question is: Is Dodger still using her office now that all her streams are with Sam?

>>1038647
Ah, I thought it was rented by mostly Polaris people. Jesse is with what company now?

>>1038650
She says she will bring mugs to the office, so I think so.

>>1038650
she streams with sam on thursdays

>>1038651
office is mostly not polaris people

>>1038651
He's gone solo!

>>1038651
>I thought it was rented by mostly Polaris people

Office is dodger jesse and jirard. 1/3 polaris people.

>>1038650
>Dodger still using her office now that all her streams are with Sam
She use her office when needing to edit...so very rarely now.

>>1038661
She mostly streams from the office.

>>1038656
Ah cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA5qcEaqPLM

>>1038658
>Office is dodger jesse and jirard
also alex and sundr and Sam soon

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>>1036792
Is this you OP?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg

>>1038677
No, known stalker Nick Tomasheski is OP, here is his twitter
https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/with_replies
here is a picture of him
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AtLoS4WCAAAeTrS.jpg:large

The guys who said Dodger's new hair colour looked good were right. It really suits her. I think it was the hairstyle that made her look childish rather than the colour.

That said, it would've been way better if it was black/darker/any colour but shitty gravy.

>>1038717
Yeah right? Just a little bit more black and it would be, to put it in her words, "A+"

>>1037206
>>1037299
Great work dude. Only reason I check these threads is for some occasional content like this.

>>1038830
Thanks!

>>1039023
Happy dances :-)

>>1039023
i wish they would stop trying to be funny

>>1039031
I don't.

>>1038666
Not SMD, which is sometimes the only stream she does that week

>>1038617
WTF is a sodapoppin?

She said she is going to stream tomorrow too right? Did she mention when/ what?

>>1038308
She hasn't stopped being stupid, or camwhoring. She is addicted to both.

>>1039192
SMD is also mostly streamed from the office.

>https://twitter.com/TOVG/status/721462186757885953

figured it would trigger your autism

>>1039210
cute

>>1039210
feet

When did jesse last stream?

>>1039203
Nope as usual. She is not organized at all.

>>1039203
9am her time unless she says otherwise on twitter.

>>1038658
>That one video gamer is only Jirard
He employs like seven people.

>>1039210
Dodger is hardly ever in her office. Jesse is probably showing her (holding her hand and doing it for her) how to change her settings and stuff so she (he) can set up her computer.

>>1037182
this
I remember when he first announced he had beaten colon cancer. I thought: shit, this should be a wake-up call for him; he'll start exercising, eating clean, etc. shit will be so cash etc. but nope.
Then, every other podcast he'd bring up chocolate, I'd tab back into JewTube and see him stuffing his face, and think, "wtf m80"

>>1039390
>JewTube
I don't think TB has ever been in a Fine Bros. video

>>1038146
what was the toby turner joke?

So she cancelled Thursday stream because she has editing to do (according to twitter).

No vids on pressheart in a week, 2 vids on dexbonus were stream dumped edited by pete morgan... so what was she "editing"?

She hasn't even filmed the anime thing yet, she is still asking twitter for anime to add to the list, the list of things to watch, in the future. She is still tweeting about the anime she is watching, so not only hasn't she filmed that video, she hasn't written.outlined it, or even finished watching anime yet. Her anime roundup videos only get viewed the same as a NEZ, so spending 3 weeks watching anime to make one video is retarded. But I guess the point of the video is not to get views, but to give her self as excuse to watch all the anime while pretend that she is actually working. This video is just a ruse to disguise the anime watching her lazy ass was going to do anyway, as work.

>>1039476
>pretend that she is actually working
With all the stream she is missing (or the few she is doing), her subs count have stalled at ~1850 for several now. She doesn't seem to grasp money doesn't fall from they sky just because she shows up. What a skank.

>>1039476
All this anime watching is now "research" for that video... lol

Can't stream can't film, can't edit, can't record.... got keep "researching"

>>1039210
Dodger? hard work? where is it? lol

If dodger works hard for the stuff that we see, she is incredibly bad at her job, insanely bad at her job.

but we all know that her friends don't rly watch her content, i wonder why.

>>1039598
>but we all know that her friends don't rly watch her content, i wonder why.
they can't watch what doesn't exist

Dooger
http://imgur.com/a/hrdAo

Dodger @dexbonus
>For the first time since moving out of my parents' house...I own a printer

What an interesting thing to tweet... /s

I bet she was holding out to do a HP printer unboxing so she could get one for free.

She's probably sad that she had to not buy one Bulma figurine to be able to pay for it.

>>1039476
Everyone was absolutely right when they said Dodger would lazy up as soon as her engagement announcement happened. Getting ready for that "now I can get fat" phase, I see.

>>1039699
to be fair she started that about a year before their engagement. people started noticing it in 2013 and it just got worse as time went on

>>1039476
a dream job

>>1039714
There was a decline for a while, but around 6 months ago, she really drop the ball on nearly everything, and even her twitch subs count has suffer from it. Since her wedding will be in England and she has yet to start preparing for it. I see many many 'sorry for lack of content, but planning my wedding' excuses in the coming month.

i want to watch her take a shit in the sink

>>1039858
I want to sniff her feet while she humiliates me.

>>1039210
cool, maybe recording that coop that's gonna go on her channel

>>1039476
she filmed the video

>>1039210
Jesse Cox I absolutely see. He gives that impression, of someone who stays really late to finish his work even if he doesn't really need to.

Dodger? If Dodger works really hard, there must be a lot of stuff she does that doesn't translate into videos, for one reason or another.
>>1039390
We have no idea what TB has or hasn't done, and Boogie is a good example of why eating chocolate has no bearing on your physical fitness.
>>1039527
>repeating exactly what the original anon said
Autism.
>lol
Terminal autism.

>>1039897
>repeating exactly what the original anon said
It's called samefagging and he did it 2 or 3 more times lol

>>1039688
HP has been doing a promo sending printers to youtubers. She may have got one.

>https://twitter.com/JesseCox/status/721550189345972224

>>1039714
husky ditched her in early 2013

>>1039909
and badweek, and she went fulltime youtube, quitting her part-time data entry temp job at maker

once she got off the "do coffeh before going into work" thing and had to start doing things on her own with no schedule, the wheels started to come off. also the polaris stuff made her "talent" and so people started doing things for her and she just had to show up for that stuff, and she got too accustomed to it and it affected her own work becuase she expected that to be just as easy.

>>1039914
>data entry

To be fair I would not wish that job on anyone. Good old typing is at least tolerable because you can do whatever the fuck on the side, but I worked on modernizing a land deed particles database at one point and had to scan so many papers I lost my fucking mind.

>>1039921
>I lost my fucking mind.
dodger doesn't have one to lose, so that doesn't apply to her

but seriously, the point was, she'd get up, do coffeh, go into tow work around 10 or 11, and come home at 2 (earlier on days she did NEWZ 3 times a week) that job forced her into a productive routine, once she didn't need to get out of bed for work, she stopped showering and just watched anime until she *had* to half ass something, and could and would just skip work days all the time without consequences from a boss.

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I just started watching their Dark Soulmates thing... Oh my shitting god she is INTOLERABLE! She completely ignores the HUGE way too big info box that covers like a fifth of the screen, and screams every time she meets a new enemy. And she stop every 5 steps to eat something. I think this is the first time I've been genuinely angry at someone in a video.

>>1040007
that is how Tiri and Dodger played Borderlands 2
they ignored the blinking quest things and were always "where do we go next"" and "what are we supposed to be doing now"
not to mention dodger kept forgetting to use her turret

>>1039751
>her wedding will be in England
so she really is moving there.

>>1040007
>I think this is the first time I've been genuinely angry at someone in a video.

That is sooo Dodger. I remember her doing the same things in BL2 and when she did Path of Exile a long time ago. All these games have quest info in the UI, but she never sees it, even when it's blinking and yellow, she gets tunnel vision and can only see the extreme middle of the screen and gets overwhelmed and screams.

>>1040013
>>1040016
Dark Souls has the largest info box thing I've seen in any game ;_;

>>1040013
How is she decent at Undertale and Binding of Isaac, but horrible at so many other games :/

>>1040021
she was decent at They Bleed Pixels, she just squealed too much

and if you closed your eyes it sounded like she was furiously masturbating -> uh ooh uh eh ooh ahhh yes oh yeah uh huh

and she is amazing at those virtual novels, she can 'click to continue' with the best of them.. ;)
wait, nevermind , she reads those in dumb voices.
so if you watch it on mute and read it yourself, she is good at VNs

>>1040031
You really suck at living.

>>1040031
that was pretty funny, nice one.

>>1040031
They bleed pixels was one of the games i rly enjoyed watching her play, and i still not sure why she didn't finished.

>>1039036
cute. this hair color looks great

Curves of a 12 year old boy

>>1040007
Their DS1 playtrough was awesome, it also got the highest views for both of them.

>>1040110
Wait, they have a DSI playthrough? I thought it was just DSII...I just got back into the game for obvious reasons.

>>1040118
*I've gotta watch that, I just got &c.

>>1040118
She played trough DS2 when she started streaming, DS1 they played trough together recently.

>>1040015
Yes she made it obvious that she was going to.

>>1040049
Like Off. That game was awesome but one fan said she sucked at it so she stopped playing it.

>>1040150
>fan

>>1040150
>one

>>1039751
When did she say her wedding will be in England?

>>1040150
She said she should finish "Off" on stream yesterday... For like the tenth time.

>>1040246
Should is not would.

>>1040246
Seriously? I stopped watching her stream a while back. I though she abandonned Off. That's good news then, right?

>>1039699
Not to mention you could tell she's phoning it in even on other shows she was in, like that podcast TB has. She's just there so it's not a sausage fest and plays the "weird resident anime games expert" role.

>>1040259
>That's good news then, right?

She's been saying that for over a year, so it's "no news".

>>1040234
she didnt

>>1040375
She mentions the wedding in England in last week SMD and also talk about needing to search for a wedding planner in England. The will do a ceremony in US after (most likely).

>>1040441
>a ceremony in US after
I think that will happen first

The only reason she moved a stream to Sunday was so she could advertise it being the last day to order her terrible cat gang shirts.

>>1040629
Yes. And?

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>>1040445
From the horse herself. Wedding in England. Sam and his sisters will need to take charge or it will never happen if left in Dodger hands.

>>1040629
Nah, she has advertised her stuff on every stream, this is no different.

>>1040693
Why in England? Is she moving there?

boston?

>>1040717
They're moving there eventually.

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> @TB: No Secret Hitler Sundays this week due to lack of player sign-ups. Thanks.

>>1040732
>boning
Good for her. Why is Jesse not doing the lounge again?

>>1040738
he cant fit in the chair

>>1040732
No she is not. Too lazy to do anything and she hasn't wash since her new hair color last week.

>>1040732
no one wants to play with TB and we all know that his friends don't even watch his content lol

>>1040836
>she hasn't wash since her new hair color last week
her not showering was just a joke

>>1040880
Yes indeed, everything she says is a joke, she is just a dump retard.

>>1040880
he takes everything seriously

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>>1040738
he had to record cnc /s

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>>1040957
yeah, I know he's autistic, even TB knows.

Has dodger ever met seananners or hutch? I'm curious they would be a weird pairing.

Man enjoying some nice single malt with dodger would rock! Heard she likes whiskey.

>>1040700
>Nah, she has advertised her stuff on every stream, this is no different.
U dumb?
There is a difference between having a stream and mentioning your merch that is for sale, and having a stream rescheduled to the last day of a shirt sale for the sole purpose of selling that shirt. The stream was titled "LAST DAY FOR CATGANG SWAG! LINK BELOW!", not SMD, not "Dooger playing GAMENAME". It was a 2 hour infomercial.

Great content. /s

>>1041146
Each day she is striving to outdo herself in laziness in getting to $$$. She would have make a good cam whore only if she knew how to setup her webcam correctly (>15fps, no glitching, etc)

>>1040844
>>1040957

>>1041146
>It was a 2 hour infomercial.
U stupid?
Who gives a shit what the stream title was? It was a two hour stream of mostly Darkest Dungeon. She mentioned her shirt as much as she did any other stream.

>>1041181
>Secret Hitler Sundays this week due to lack of player sign-ups

>>1041293
He burned too many bridges

>>1041313
Nah. People are just fed up with that game. Not a surprise, as the game is not very good social deduction game and gets old really fast.
It only rides on the "Hitler hurdur!" gimmick.

>>1037692
>each time she says she needs special time to edit or says she's editing all day long or whatever she never upload anything afterwards
I guess she did so much editing that she totally couldn't do Newz (again). After 5+ years doing youtube, and she still have to figure out how Premiere works and what are keyframes. She probably went back to Movie Maker which explains all the trouble she has.

she is editing her sextape guys, getting it ready now while she is in decent shape, for the difficult times.

>5 hours left to get your Cat Gang shirt or hoodie!
I guess she was too busy selling her crap shirt to make a NEWZ this week, and PAX East is this upcoming weekend! So even less for pressheart.
April 18, 2 vids on pressheart all month. 2 vids on dexbonus in last 4 months.

And what was she editing so hard Thursday she had to skip a scheduled stream? not the stream dumps, not the anime roundup.

let us all remember March 11
>I know channel content has been really light but I promise cool stuff is on the way <3

been over a month, and nada

>>1041428
>>1041400
So NEWZ on Tuesday then? ;)

>>1041428
She was editing the new anime bullshit series with octopimp. Or at least that's what she said on stream yesterday.

>>1041481
look forward to that never going up

Octopimp:
2.5 million Views for the Last 30 Days, and with only 397k subs.

Shit he went from nobody to somebody kinda fast, even though he is super annoying. He took this Polaris thing and ran with it. He doesn't even upload that much.

Dodger
1.5 million Views for the Last 30 Days with 743k subs
and
0.15 Million Views for the Last 30 Days with 274k (and decreasing) subs

Dooger down.

>>1041421
can't be true; would require planning ahead

>>1041481
>0.15 Million Views for the Last 30 Days with 274k (and decreasing) subs
those are just fans fapping to old videos

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>>1040957
>>1040965

>>1037523
they really got carried away with the pizza theme

>>1041595
despicably since her go-to pizza is cheese-less veggy, which is terrible

>>1041579
She actually looks legit midget there.

>>1037528
hot

>>1041620
pizza with no meat and no cheese, is it rly pizza?

>>1041683
>
It is in italy, Faggot.

>>1041793
if there is not even cheese on it is not real pizza, get triggered bitch

>>1041801
The Italians created pizza... therefore the minimum requirements is bread, tomatoe sauce and whatever the fuck I feel like.

That whole cheese bullshit was was just propaganda set up by the Natzi's.

>>1041831
on a real not though. cheese-less pizza ain't all bad. it a lot like eating garlic bread dipped in tomatoe sauce. (but just no garlic) if you get what i'm saying. it's weirdly satisfying.

>>1037523
>Basic Bitch Meter: Over 9000!!! :)
Pizza being the theme she used to make her shoot so fun and quirky. A person who's lactose intolerant too, lmfao.

>>1039909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr6nP_kNoCw

she looks 20 billion times better with dark hair.

>>1037523
>>1037528
they did a good job hiding the dark spots around her eyes, which is a problem she's had for a long time now.

>>1042098
this is cancer

>>1041833
But it's not pizza

Wow it took her 5 days to edit one episode of an LP with octopimp.

And skipped NEWZ

>>1042165
You're exaggerating just a tad bit.

>>1037523
Is there a MEGA link for the HQ version of this?

>>1041428
Dodger @dexbonus
>Thank you all so much for hyping the Cat Gang campaign! We said "let's try to sell 100!" and blew it out of the water. Y'all are the best.
Selling shit is the only thing she cares about. Its the least work, she just has someone else design a shirt for her, then she camwhores a marathon to shill it to WKs.

What a creative artistic talent she is /s

>>1042188
endslate of octompimp LP implies dodger is starting a third channel for her not to put content on

>MY OTHER CHANNELS:
>DEXTERITYBONUS
>???????

>>1042782
Either she so lazy that she reusing/modifying pre-made slate with an extra blank link or she forgot putting Octopimp twitch.

>>1042856
it's a new endslate, it has her snapchat on it, the snapchat she used for 2 weeks and forgot about

>>1042877
So she even stupdier. Asking someone to create a new slate and not capable of telling how many box she needs.

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>>1042877
>>1042856
>>1042782

and her annotations aren't very accurate either, like she just rushed making them "good enuf"

>>1042898
the question mark makes it look like she is teasing another channel that she is going to inevitably abandon soon enough

>>1042900
i hate the cartoon shit she has

Is she a dyke?

>>1042913
Sam is transitioning, so prob

>>1042903
She could always bring Tw33k5 back. It's as "real" as anything else she does nowadays.

>>1042916

who the fuck is sam?

>>1042919
some guy she met in boston

>>1042900
debut of a brand new endslate for a brand new series... which pictures merch that stopped being sold the day before

shows how long dodger has been sitting on this series of videos, as the endslate was for during the month the shirt was available, which is already in the past

just as bad as when dodger's snapchat was announced to show a, exclusive sneak peak of her new shirt days before it was unveiled, but dodger didn't post to it until days after the shirt was already available. not much of a preview. it was a not exclusive postview

>>1042919
Jesse's gay assistant, he bought him from the yogscast for one and half boxes of jaffas. His sisters are prostitutes, very manly prostitutes.

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>>1042928

>>1042924
>which pictures merch that stopped being sold the day before
Haha, that's so stupid I didn't even notice it. How much do you bet she will keep the same end slate for the full series (don't or you will lose).

>>1037220

lol, if you listen to the podcast or watch some of the videos on his wife's channel, he still eats like shit. You'd think that after feeling lethargic enough after all the chemotherapy, you'd want to get out of the house and go for a walk with his family or something, but nope, he still sits on his ass 24/7 eating Jaffa cakes and making videos while his life is quickly slipping away.

He says a lot of stuff, but he doesn't have the willpower to execute anything significant.

>>1042967
and the series will take 6 months ;)

>>1042970
she wont finish it

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> TB: Co-optional is not a part of Polaris' lineup and will be broadcast for free (Go90 sucks)
Will TB finish his career with Polaris, because lately he is getting more and more vocal about his distaste of Maker. And as usual, Dodger takes TB comment in the ass and make it look like she likes it without saying anything.

>>1043038
He'll probably die before his contract is up

>>1043038
bc she has friends on polaris, and unlike jesse and tb that actually makes videos for a living, she didn't got fucked by polaris stupid decisions yet.

and the only promotional shit she gets is from polaris probably, and she is too lazy to run her channel by her own, so she actually need polaris for that.

>>1042757
>waagh why does Dodger want to make money without effort?!
Because she's human.

As for laziness, she said a few times that she's got issues with that. So she very much knows, at least.
>>1043038
TB probably won't start shit because he's in well enough muck already, what with OHSHITI'M GOINGTODIE and all.

>>1043038
> shit_on_dooger
lol he's not talking about dodger, retard

>>1043192
well not directly, it applies to her though

>>1043182
>Because she's human.
she's a hobbit
and she keeps hyping upcoming content, while making nothing. her complaining about it being hard to be a woman in the industry when she is just camwhoring and shilling products and not making anything is retarded

>>1043038
TB is not leaving Polaris, he has a better deal with them than anyone else, because he's "special".

>>1043199
When did she complain about how hard it is to be a woman in the industry?

Also, again, I think it's stupid to be bitter that someone's doing the normal thing and doing the least amount of effort possible. Better to try and convince them, one way or another, to do more content.

Which you won't do.
>>1043201
D'you have a problem with that? He's bigger than many, they wouldn't want him to leave.

>>1043199
>it applies to her though
it really doesn't though

>>1043202
>When did she complain about how hard it is to be a woman in the industry?
Never happened.

>>1043201
Because he knows how to negotiate unlike most youtubers. I guess that makes him "special" among youtubers.

>>1043205
>>1043202
she has used "being a woman in this industy" at least a dozen times through the years on the podcasts

>>1043203
she is the face of the Maker camgirls

I unsubscribed and stop giving a shit about Dodger once she stopped playing games that have actual gameplay and started up the whole date sim/story game fetish.

>>1043214
>she has used "being a woman in this industy" at least a dozen times through the years on the podcasts
I don't remember that. Doesn't mean she didn't, but it doesn't mean she did, either.
>she is the face of the Maker camgirls
Hell no. She dropped Dexbonus, remember?
>>1043215
That's when I started watching her.

>>1043215
Should watch her Twitch then, more mainstream games there.

>>1043214
>she has used "being a woman in this industy"
That's not what you said >>1043199 so which one is it now?

>>1043214
>she is the face of the Maker camgirls
there are no Maker camgirls

TB sure works hard for that Twitch money

>>1043202
>doing the normal thing and doing the least amount of effort possible
Oh I almost forgot, you're a faggot. #FeelTheBern

>>1043223
Selling shit is the only thing he cares about now. It's the least work, he just has someone else design a shirt for him, then he shills it to the WKs.

What a creative artistic talent he is /s

>>1043217
I won't say her Coffehs were a high art, and that I'm not somewhat of a loser for watching that girlfriend simulator crap. Though in her current state, if you see all that as entertainment that you want more of and are willing to spend your time watching, you're probably a child.
Let's Plays are shit, hers are doubly so. Watch Barney instead, it's a little more substantive.

TB never cared about twitch, the max effort he does is stream occasionally, his effort is on YT. Same for Jesse.

Dodger is the only one on the podcast that switched focus completely.

>>1043232
exactly, he puts no effort in Twitch and makes more money from it than most

be sure to head over to http://chrono.gg/tb for a special deal on the games I review tee hee

The issue isn't that what you're saying about Dodger is untrue. It's that you care enough to say it again and again, day after day. With what return? Is she sending you nudes for this trash talking? I get you're all venting here, which an be satisfying, but you shouldn't have to vent in the first place. Her being a mediocre person with an unwarranted amount of success should have no affect on you.

>>1043237
He has no integrity left.

>>1043247
It wouldn't effect me if TB had the balls to kick her off the podcast.

>>1043247
>Her being a mediocre person with an unwarranted amount of success
how is it unwarranted? her success, like every other youtuber/streamer's, is based on her personality. most of the things said in these threads about her are untrue, same goes for TB and Jesse. it's not "venting", it's more unchallenged delusions and entitlement, like these people owe them something.

>>1043247
It wouldn't effect me if TB had the balls to kick Jesse off the podcast.

>>1043237
also buy my shitty shirt because I totally hate fanboys who would do something like that

>>1043268
>>1043269
Why do you think attacking Jesse instead is getting back at the people in these threads? I'm getting a very distant blip on my SJW/whiteknight radar.

>>1043272
getting back at what? I just want Jesse off the podcast.

>>1043268
Dodger seems very unappreciative and her "success" is entirely based on handouts from other people who gave her things because she is a girl or from her friends Even friends she couldn't use anymore she bailed on. I guess Husky/Ro taught her that.

Husky told her what to do. TB needed a token girl. People who are/were way more viewed than her during her favors (Jesse, Crendor, Cry, Octopimp, etc.) She just takes.

The only lesser know person who she does anything for can use family guilt to reel dodger in, and even they never finished their youtube series together Borderlands 2 with Tiri). I guess there is mangapod. But she has bailed on anyone not bigger than her. She doesn't give back.

Just a shallow selfish brat who needs to constantly show off her man in couple's streams.

>>1043225
>he denies basic human nature
I bet you're spooked, too.
>>1043231
To be honest, I only watch some of her VNs. Mostly the ones that sound interesting, like Aviary Attorney, Hatoful Boyfriend and that sweet one. But you should know by now that LPs are not about the game at all.
>>1043232
He also tends not to shill "sub to me!" shit, although chat in sub-only mode is a big draw on its own.
>>1043228
>>1043271
His shirts always fucking suck. He had one good-ish one (the cowboy-like one) and the rest look God-awful. Jesse and Dodger's are always way more tasteful, and they have way less subs.
>>1043249
Kek.
>>1043268
It's memeing. Some deranged fans started doing it, then other idiots who wanted to fit in started doing it, and then we were an echo chamber. See >>1043276 for a neat summary of all the delusions people have built up around them.
>>1043269
>this much bad taste

>>1043237
>http://chrono.gg/tb
Funny how he shat on it on the podcast but then they waved enough money in front of him and now he's all on board.

>>1043276
>>1040957

>>1043281
>>1043278
Shouldn't you be busy sending her money over Paypal?

>It's memeing. Some deranged fans started doing it, then other idiots who wanted to fit in started doing it, and then we were an echo chamber.
You're right though, bro. You're always right. She's a hard worker, and we should all aspire to be a like her someday.

>>1043290
I watch what she produces, if I like it. Much as Randians are dumb, the free market is a decent way of just supporting what you like and not supporting what you don't.

It's more the "Sam is Jesse's cuck" to the "obviously Dodger and Sam will break up any second now" bullshit that's memeing. Complaining about low content is just complaining.

>>1040724
If you can choose between US and UK, why would you choose UK?

The new video with Octo was fun, the nerd alert thingy was kinda hamfisted but besides that I really enjoyed the kinda cringy playthrough

>>1043310
I prefer UK to US, and I *live* in the UK. The US can be pretty shit in a number of ways.

>>1043278
Dodger shirts were all shit, at least the ones that i saw, jesse had like one cool shirt. TB shirts are usually pretty decent, i own one.

>>1043355
You either have very good friends, or none at all.

>>1043355
Wearing any t-shirt with a picture is pretty shit tier. Easy way to dress like you're twelve.

>>1043355
Dodger's shirts were the best out of the three to be honest, TB's current one is complete trash.

>>1043366
I'd buy one if it had a never-before-seen picture of her soles, then I'd stick it in my car to look at while stuck in traffic.

>>1043370
>soles
Pleb. From above is where it's at.

>>1043371
I almost vomited after reading that. Off yourself.

>>1043374
Why should I care what you say? We've already established you're a pleb.

>>1043359
if your friends care about what is on your shirt, i have some bad news for you...

>>1043362
not even going to comment on that lol

>>1043366
which one was good? the one with a cat? that derek one? the only decent ones are from gametee, but they are way too expensive

>>1043407
>if your friends care about what is on your shirt, i have some bad news for you...
Oh no, it's not about friends caring about what's on your shirt. It's what your taste in shirts says about your ability to be friends with anyone.
>not even going to comment on that lol
Why not? He *is* right. I don't see a problem with it if you feel passionately about the thing you're wearing (i.e. if the camaraderie trumps wanting to look good, you won't care about looking good) -- but it's true that shirts with pics on them look bad.

Cat Gang shirt looked pretty good.

>>1043355
TB never had decent shirts.

>1043407
Dodger's gametee shirt's were good, district lines and the cat one from Maker were ok.

>>1043202
>When did she complain about how hard it is to be a woman in the industry?
Are you stupid? Take out your head of your asshole for once, it will smell better.
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sd0v77

>>1043433
Do you always act this autistic when someone asks you something?

>>1043433
That doesn't even say what you pretend it says.

>>1043175
>she didn't got fucked by polaris stupid decisions yet
Really? I count multiple time where she was publicly the butt end of Polaris failure (without even knowing about the private stuff)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDGHSZKVIAEthHR.jpg
Polaris/Maker is a shit factory and she will happily do whatever is ask from her as long as she received a check.

>>1043440
That's called working. Have you ever had to work or did mommy get everything you need in that basement?

>>1043440
>she will happily do whatever is ask from her as long as she received a check.
What, you mean like everyone ever?

>>1043440
>she will happily do whatever
no, she's a host for them, that is what she does. she has never been "publicly the butt end of Polaris failure" except to retards like you who somehow think a host of a show is responsible for someone else's shitty decisions.

>>1043192
Shit -> Maker -> Maker employee -> Dodger (main spokesperson)
Dodger is not that dumb to not see how shitty Maker is, but those $$$ are enough to keep her in whatever. I wonder how many casting couch she had to do to start in the business.

>>1043450
I don't think you know what a spokesperson is, she's just a host of some shows.

>>1043444
If your employer is shit leave. Have you ever wonder why nearly everyone from the old TGS had left (or were fired) from Maker/Polaris, most of them in bad term? This company is a revolving door for low paid suckers. She had no morale/integrity and will say and put anything in her throat that Maker/Polaris ask and keep a smile.

>>1043461
>If your employer is shit leave.
Yep, mummy feeds him in her basement.
>She had no moral
I wish. It would be good, if that were the case.

>>1043452
Shithead, spokesperson might not the best term, but she is the public face of polaris (when she deem working).

>>1043467
Spokesperson is a dumb term and so is public face of polaris. Contracted host is accurate, just like Ocropimp, Jesse for the travel show, Aureylian on the go90 stuff etc.

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>>1043268
>most of the things said in these threads about her are untrue
Is there some type of election going on for president of her WK club or what because you should redirect your ass to your official forum instead.

>>1043461
>>1040957

>>1043471
>being this retarded
How do you even live in such an echo chamber.

>>1043469
First and longest running host of Polaris (+3 years), host of all their OC shows, host for all their convention, host for all special projects, Why are you not happy that your waifu is clearly the public face of Polaris?

>>1043484
She's one of many hosts Maker/Polaris contracts. I'm not happy or unhappy about it, I'm just trying to help you understand their work relationship since you seem to be really struggling with that.

>>1043410
>It's what your taste in shirts says about your ability to be friends with anyone.

wtf? You have real problems if you actually think that

>passionately about the thing you're wearing

is just a fucking shirt you retard and the cat gang shirt was shit

>>1043489
Yep, no friends alright. No real ones, anyway.

>>1043237
remember when he used to care about conflicts of interest?

>>1043450
>I wonder how many casting couch she had to do to start in the business.
3

>>1043433
>http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sd0v77
>I am a feminist. I've never hid that fact. I believe in true equality for people
That oxymoron...

>>1043643
that whole thing is cringe worthy

>>1039390
The cancer had already spread to his liver at that point dumb dumb

>>1040738
Same reason Sam couldn't, they were busy star wars role playing on itmeJP twitch channel. Something they do every other Sunday.

>>1043643
>That oxymoron...
What oxymoron?
>>1043652
No it isn't. Just disappointingly Boogie-style middle-of-the-road.

>>1043661
The lounge is later, they're not at the same time.

>>1043680
it's a five hour long stream, it goes long into the lounge time table.

Where are the feet gifs?

>>1043675
>What oxymoron?
It's in the quote dumb dumb.

>>1043675
I found the last sentence to be cringe worthy

>>1043996
>then I guess my opinion and my life never mattered much to you anyway.
What an unbelievable princess. This is what the world deserves for handing out participation medals.

>>1043433
> harassment happening to other women in the industry, after this post I'm sure it'll happen to me
Is the camwhore industry really getting harass by GG or Dodger is again imagining thing in her little head?

>>1044134
>Dodger is again imagining thing in her little head?

Thank you guys for keeping these threads alive! It's another reason to wake up everyday

It's looking like there will only be one NEWZ for all of April

>>1044394
Count you lucky to still have 1 per month. Soon it's going to be over.

How to Dodger everyday:

Dodger was going to make dinner because she was hungry. But she felt like cleaning instead. So she turned on the tv to watch while she was cleaning. But a cat sat in her lap. So now, she is not cleaning, making food, nor eating.

>>1044597
At least she is tweeting every dumb move she is making for posterity. What will the WK have to say to protect her slovenliness?

>>1044657
We should nominate her for a Darwin Award, since her laziness has the effect of removing herself from the gene pool.

>>1044597
Tuesday night, she is going to be leaving for PAX East in a day or two, has nothing better to do that to start rewatching Bob's Burgers all the way from the beginning. Pack... nope. Prepare content in advance for when out of town... nope. Reruns... yup!

But she had time to snapchat vids of her cats twice today. Some heel in the first one for you footfags.
http://webm.land/w/epRn/
http://webm.land/w/xW4t/

Wow heard her talking when watching some old DS stream from Sam, she sounded pretty different but a good/ comfy different. 10/10 would get cozy with the Doogs

>>1044763
Cozy with Doogs, get fleas

>>1044766
Cozy with Doogs > getting fleas

would be worth for sure

Do you think if I M'lady'd her hard enough through donations and Twitter messages she'd have sex with me?

>>1044802
Only if you are a tall youtuber.

>>1044802
Nah you should try being massively bitter and shit posting on 4chan for 3 years

>>1044768
pathetic

>>1044992
>implying you wouldn't want to take blanket und cuddle up with her in a giant armchair in front of the TV while its raining/ snowing/ storming outside.

>>1045017
> cuddle with a hobbit

>>1044728
At this point all the footfags have starved to death.

>>1043995
I don't see any oxymoron.
>>1043996
Kinda, in that it's unnecessarily dramatic. In actual content it's entirely correct.
>>1044070
>all this retardation
I guess ignorance isn't bliss.

>>1044992
pathetic