Classic sonic

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>be 8
>play sonic
>become sonic myself
>now I am sonic

>be lower middle class but spend money like were dirt fucking poor
>be at sams club on sunday eating free samples and what not
>see they are selling S&K brand new for only $20
>parents agree to buy for me and my brother after we beg
>shitmypants.jpeg

Still my favorite sonic

>>4236076
Kek that's hilarious.

>be me
>be 8
>had no console of my own other than a gameboy but cousin let me borrow his sega Saturn
>also borrowed wipeout and sonic jam
>wipeout was cool but sonic jam tho
>played allthe games to death, remember hearing about the mythical sonic cd
>really wanted to play it
>9th birthday
>one of my presents was sonic cd on PC
>best sonic ever

feels good man.

>>4236076
>be me
>go to /vr/
>read a story that definitely happened

>>4236153
This has been the most destructive summer ever, /vr/ is literally r.ddit/r9k now

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>>4236076

I loved sonic so much that in 3rd grade I had all of the songs on a cassette tape that would I listen to while walking home from school every day. My Mom asked me why and I told it helped me walk home faster.

>>4236076
>puke gives her and friend something to talk about
>they end up fucking in your room on your birthday

>>4236076
sonic is so comfy

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>>4238026
Except when it isn't

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>>4236076
>Be young as fuck kid playing sms sonic
>Getting ass kicked by robotnik in jungle zone
>Call sega hotline for help without parents permission.
>Get told - no tips, git gud kid
>Get ass kicked by dad when phone bill arrives
Sonic gives me ptsd.

>be 10 years old
>me and 3 cousins gathered around the NES, Playing zelda 1
>first time encountering the monster in the dungeon you have to give meat to
grumble grumble
>we're stumped and about to quit from frustration
>younger girl cousin who hated video games was watching us play
>she immediately yells "CANDY!!"
>we laugh at her and give up for the night
>next day, me and cool cousin trying to figure out grumble grumble
> we figure out what to do as girl cousin put of nowhere yells out "I TOLD YOU GUYS"
>we proceed to laugh at her for thinking the meat was a candy in a wrapper
>20 years later still mock her with "GRUMBLE GRUMBLE , CANDY!"

>>4236076
>be 9 years old
>sleepover at a friends house just the two of us
>be playing Sonic 2 until 1AM
>anon is too late to be playing video games lets see whats in tv
>see Child's Play for 15 seconds
>be scared as fuck for the rest of the week

>>4236076
>mom started taking away Genesis games as punishment
>get wise
>hide Sonic 2 under the dresser
>take it out and play when she's not around

kill yourself

>>4237974
Take your cuck fetish to >>>/b/ or >>>/gif/.

>>4238601
Are you for real? That's fucking hilarious.

>>4242013
This. Cucks need to be eradicated.

>get a Mega Drive (that's what we called it in my country. Weird, right?)
>Got Mercs and Sonic 2 as well
>Sonic 2 was bloody brilliant while Mercs was a bit rubbish
>use Mercs as barter to get Sonic 1 at the market
>Even better than 2, still my top Sonic game
>eventually get Sonic 3 and remain disappointed in the series forevermore.

>>4242049
>(that's what we called it in my country. Weird, right?)
No, it's not weird. There was no reason to draw attention to it.

>>4242073
Why you gotta be like that tho?

>>4236076
>go over to her house
>see mom
>body is covered in burn scars

>>4238628
9/10 bait i would murder your autistic ass

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>>4242015
True story. From what I can remember the hotline wasn't rude about it, dude just said, 'sorry you are just going to have to practice more' or something along those lines. This fucker right here. Fuck this guy.