8-bit Boners

>>3245869
>>3245887
butt those are 24-bit jpgs?

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Shame her game is garbage.

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Sexy Babes Wild Waterslide, Jasmine was my waifu

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Forever. Green hair, red head, blond, I don't care.

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I always thought Marian was hot.

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>>3245869

>>3246436
She looked great in Neon too

Tecmo Bowl cheerleaders

All of them

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>>3246474
And she was cute in that PC Engine version as well.

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Give me dat booty

>>3246478
My nigga....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egfrhk9kR48

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>>3247089
Shake it baby

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The OG boner

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>>3247156

>>3247174
She was based off of something in real life no? or the other way around. I forget the story

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Everything in this game and the Lula games.

Based German softcore DOS games.

>>3247534
But that's just Rogue from the X-Men in a green tank top.

>>3247573
so if rogue is sexy, it follows that this character is sexy, quite simple

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>>3247159
holy shit. lewd!
that's why people literally used to freak out over games

I couldn't find the gif of the sexy witch from Might and Magic 2 with the huge tits and ass so here is my #2 8-bit boner.

>>3247641

Well that is a sexy waterfall...

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>>3246450
>posting the censored version

>>3247645
anon probably meant the wall and has a we tlook fetish

>>3247641
Perfect for dousing first braziers and brewing invisibility potions - come on down to Flood Control Dam #3, located just outside of New Shanbar!

>>3247649
>Posting the version for ANTS

>>3246201
>ATHENA'S NAME IS MAGIC

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>>3245887

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>>3247896
Ew god no, please no.

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I used to play this late at night, and try to get to the good parts so I could fap.

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>>3247089
>>3247089

Yeah boyyyy!

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>>3247641
Don't have the animated version but I got a screenshot at least.

I always thought she kind of looked like Wonder Woman.

>>3246302
Who else here likes old Samus over the new one? I liked how fit she was. When they don't have steroid levels of muscle but are well-toned, I find it very sexy.

>>3248592
Metroid II tanktop Samus is GOAT. The best part is that you can't tell if she's got green hair or blonde because it's monochromatic. Everybody wins

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>>3247169
Fucking christ this is a blue board anon.

Alena is a qt though.

>>3246201
But hey, at least KOF '98 isn't.

>>3245869

I don' think anything 8-bit ever gave me a boner, except maybe Samus at the end of Metroid 2.

Unless you count weird fetish shit like getting captured in Galaga or shocked by the robot things in Turtles 2

Most of the proper lady bits didn't show up until 16 bits.

>>3245869
Is there anything better in this world than the female form? If there is I don't want it

>>3247159
What a weird fucking game. The protagonist was arrested irl for captain planet btw

>>3249340
>The protagonist was arrested irl for captain planet btw
What?

>>3249340

So did he pollute a river or what?

>>3247082
daaaaaaaaamnnnn...

>>3249608
Mai always

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>>3248242
what're you? gay?

>>3249626
Shes ugly dude, 2d is waaaay bwtter.

>>3250065
So if she were in your bed, you'd turn her down?

>>3250080
If I had a paper bag with this picture on it >>3245887 then yes.

>>3249360
>>3249407
First two letters.

>>3250092
>would rather masturbate to a paper bag than fuck an actual attractive woman with similar proportions

There's no goddamn hope for you. At least we know you won't ever procreate.

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>>3250145
>Sorry Edge Master

It's okay son, the Edge Master forgives you. Now get back to training and do 50 push ups.

>>3250145
>unlovable fuck up
>saying 'stay pleb'

I gotta get off this board...

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>>3248849
>getting captured in galaga
>boner inducing
What in the flying fuck?

>>3250123
What game is this? Looks interesting.

>>3250123
Source?

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>>3248849
>Getting captured in Galaga
is a fetish

>>3250496
>>3250514
Elmknight

>>3250496
>>3250514
Elmknight, I believe

>>3248849
>getting captured in galaga is a fetish
Oh bly,wut

>>3249340
Holy shit seriously?..

...

He always was a kidder.

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>>3248849
>getting captured in Galaga
>fetish

what next? missing the ball in Pong?

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>>3251437
Underrated

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>>3248849
>Getting captured in Galaga is a fetish
The more I read it, the less it makes sense.

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>>3250312
>>3250519
>>3251215
>>3251465

I'm surprised this surprises people

I'd intentionally get caught all the time as a kid even when they already had a ship because it felt really exciting. I didn't understand that it was a sexual thing at the time.

I always got excited when characters in stuff got captured or hypnotized

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>>3251514
spaceships are my fetish

>>3251514
Snap.

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>>3248543
>A-Attack
>B-Bribe
>H-Hide
>R-Run
>Y-You too

>>3245887
>>3247896
I think the dark queen is what started my latex fetish. 10/10, would allow for gentle femdom.

>>3249407
>>3249360

I imagined him ziplining through a window like in that Robot Chicken skit

>>3256521
Hot.

>>3249774
>girl

>>3257891
The OP just says boners, nothing about girls.

>>3257891
transphobic pls go

>>3258504
except bridget is not trans though

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>>3248849
>getting captured in Galaga is his fetish
>>>/trash/

>>3258504
>transphobic
Why are you on 4chan?

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>>3256538
I appreciate your taste, but I've always been a bit more fond of OMIIIICHAAAAAAAAAN

>>3247641
Are you that tile fetish guy?

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>>3260414
I always forget Omichan exists.

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>>3247201

Eh... Not really. Slam Masters 2 came out like 2 years before the WWF got a musclegirl that could win against guys.

I've read on a couple of Wikis that Widow's gimmick was based off of Mariko Yoshida, but I don't really see it outside of the spider motif with some of her special moves.

Pic Related gave me a musclegirl fetish when I was young.

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>>3245887
>>3247896
>>3250092
>>3252779
>Posting and showing love for sexiest 8-bit era character

Superb taste my /vr/others

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>>3252779

Since we're sharing dirty secrets, my first wet dream as a kid was about me fucking the Dark Queen.

I didn't even know I was attracted to her until then. Maybe it was because of her or Elvira as to why to this day I have a strong preference to "Dark/edgy" raven-haired leggy women.

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>>3248543

>>3249340
While wearing the same damn plaid shirt, no less.

>>3260930
Dayuuum son

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I think the Zelda games gave me a fairy/pixie girl fetish. Something about tiny nubile nearly-naked women flying around in the wilderness willingly getting caught and put in jars like butterflies and kept as property.

I always had bad thoughts about the things I'd do to a helpless cute little bottled fairy IRL

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>>3261412

another fairy qt.

>>3259707

Not him but probably because he was here when the place didn't give a fuck about politics instead of being infested with right wing /pol/tards

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>>3261426
>pointing out that Bridget has a dick is "politics"
>but crying about "muh transphobia" on 4chan of all places isn't

You tumblrfags are something else. It's time to go back home.

>>3261519

Sucketh mine cock

>>3249774
Not retro.

>>3263995
You seem triggered. Make sure you report my post too.

>>3262417
Guilty Gear was first released in 1998 you fucking moron. Seriously, why do you even touch your keyboard when you obviously have no idea what you're talking about? Do you crave attention? Do you seriously want people to scream and shout at you because you're homesick after the social workers took you away from the daddy that spooned you every night because mummy was out with another man?

>>3263929
Probably explains the popularity of shitty shows like Steven Universe.

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>>3249774
>>3264115
>talking about Guilty Gear
>not posting hottest girl in GG series

You're killing me /vr/

>>3246201

Psycho Soldier was breddy gud tho

>>3264115
>>3264236
Bridget and I-No are from Guilty Gear XX, a PS2 game released in 2003. They are not retro.

>>3264304
I know, I just wanted to upset him.

>>3247156
BYE

>>3251437
fuck you anon I'm dying

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delicious angel

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>>3247159
>takes off stockings and garters

literally why

>>3251514
well they are 2D pixel spaceships flashing squares at eachother, if that gives you a boner I'm not sure how you operate in public

>>3260845
>>3260878

Damn.

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>>3264236
>>3249774

You're both wrong. The cutest and sexiest GG girl is /vr/ friendly. Dem legs and dat adorable voice.

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Sweet succubus ass and DFC

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Talana a cutie.

>>3264304
Who's the last boss in Guilty Gear X?

>>3265708
Testament and Dizzy.

>>3250123
is it just more or are those mouths moving faster than the CINEMATIC 16 FPS

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>>3261419

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Oh yes. And the cover art to every game, can't forget that.

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>>3265857
Is it weird I wanna fuck this pixie? Looks sexy as all hell.

>>3268209
>>I
*if I

>>3246296
eyy. never thought I'd see this outside of my old phone. katie was mine

>>3261412
>>3261419
>>3265857
>>3268209
How would fucking a pixie/fairy even be possible when they're the size of your thumb?

>>3264713

That's easy, there are no 2D pixel spaceships flashing squares at each other in public.

And if there were I'd just adjust my pants.

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My first fap was to this screen.

I developed a prone masturbation habit and I think I might be fucked for life now.

>>3269001
You can kick it. Just fap without porn everyday for like a month (or however you normally do) then on the fifth week do it for 6 days of the week. In 1-2 weeks cut it back another day. Keep doing that till you're at a good place, be it none at all or a reasonable amount. You'll have a lot more time on your hands, and a lot less semen.

Going cold turkey is like crash dieting and is a recipe for disappointment, despite how manly people on the internet tell you it is. Very low success rate.

FMV being sexy, https://youtu.be/bImKihXUU6A?t=1692

>>3269084
there's a C&C game where one of the hussies has a white dress in an end game cutscene. Any idea which that is?

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>>3268565

It's a control thing for me I guess. She's tiny so she would inspire feelings of protection or control and domination due to their small size. Plus her delicate bug-wings would be sensitive and I would get a slight S/M kink by pulling on them. As for the sex well look up in some porn boorus for the word "fairy" or "pixie" and you'll get ideas.

And I feel the same as you towards guys with giantess fetishes since you'd be too small to significantly penetrate her but again it's the fact that they like a giant woman to have absolute control over them that gets them off.

And here's some pixie/fairy waifu cheesecake.

>>3269105
Red Alert 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxsUGr6X88k

>>3269547
perfect, thank you very much. They may not be 8-bit, but damn, they're so much hotter than regular porn

>>3268565
the funny thing is you pretty much have to hit on them in the games

>>3269567

I remember when I was a horny little shit with my pixie fetish I would always have more fun hitting on the pixies with Brad's "flirt" command than actually fighting them in Persona for PS1.

Good times! Too bad you couldn't actually capture them.

>>3269567
>>3269713
yeah i was referring to SMT too, actually
i misquoted the post

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chun-li from when i first played 20 years ago to now.
i guess she qualifies as my waifu

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>>3270772
I'm not really into legs/thighs but Chun is pretty cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqm9gW33Fgw

Mai is better though.

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>>3270823
they're both timeless.

>>3270870
this picture has no right to be as hot as it is

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>>3270914
indeed

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ITT: people who never actually fapped to EGA graphics.

>>3271187
Well, no, I had real porn.

>>3251514
>I always got excited when characters in stuff got captured or hypnotized
>pic related
Danmarion is godlike, my Ningen.
I mean, I can kinda see how that might happen to you, but we're all gonna still make fun of you for it.

>>3251514
I understand, I get a boner whenever I raze bases to the ground in Empire Earth. Just that particular RTS game too, it's the strangest shit.

You know how the princess of Moonbrook in Dragon's Quest/Warrior II was a dog at first? Well, for the longest time, when I was little, I had a transformation fetish as a result. Still do on some level, though that's sublimated into a mind break thing. Of course, back then, I never had bodily functions explained to me so I thought I might have something wrong with me and got scared. Fun fact, sheltering your kids from sex generally leads to them developing deviant sexual behaviors.

>>3268565
Either they're flexible and spongy like an onahole or this is about to turn into a guro doujin.

>>3269001
Jasmine is GOAT Gym Leader. She gave me my appreciation for white sundresses.

>>3245887

They certainly don't make 'em like this anymore (and no, Japan churning out games featuring 14 year old girls with G-cups don't count).

>>3270772

Best filename ever.

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>>3261412
In Dragoon Armor you have a fairy companion and buy fetish clothes for her.

16 bit version pictured but the only difference is the higher resolution text.

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Adult games are NSFw?

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>>3261412

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I would always drop everything and spend upwards of 30 minutes handing bills to the strippers in Duke Nukem 3D whenever they showed up.

>>3272570
Where and how did Duke get all of his bills anyways?

>>3272660
lunch money

>>3272660
There's a few levels where you can smash ATM machines and dollar bills will come flying out, you can also sometimes find tip jars in bars.

>>3272678
So there's enough of those around to tip strippers until the end of time?

>>3273132

I think what he actually does is use a single $100 bill and constantly taunt the strippers into taking off their bras for him, with them hoping that *this* time will finally be the time he actually does give them the money. It's not like they have paying customers otherwise.

>>3273139
That's pretty savage

>>3268565
>he hasn't heard of bodyjob

>>3268565
Lemmywinks.

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>>3265996

This. Some close calls at the computer desk for 12 year old me. Also the Firiona Vie; elves have no business having such big titties.

>>3264608

There is a shocking lack of r34 for her... One of which involves a rifle shoved up her butt which doesn't do a whole lot for me.

>>3273146

I mean, this IS Duke we're talking about.

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Rami from the Keio series, my first "moe" "loli" waifu. Too bad her games are obscure AF. Though I still managed to procure r34 of her.

>>3274178
They said she was 23 in the western release, wasn't she like 14?

Old enough anyway.

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>>3274184

I was underage by the time her games were released so it's not like it was creepy. Sad maybe, but not creepy.

Still I had more of a "moe" fixation on her not so much lust. Though she did give me a bunny girl fetish

>>3274202
Why does that dinosaur thing look so much like a Digimon?

>>3272316
Fay is good too.

>>3274207

Maybe it was the same designer. Or art-emulation, which was and still is a common thing in Japan.

>>3274215
>emulation
original hardware only, or are you too poor?

>>3247573
No it's not, she doesn't have the big ol. accent, and her voice is a bit lower and considerably breathier.

>>3274202
I hope you looked up the doujin that /vr/ scanlated.

>>3274262

I didn't but I did find an ero doujin of her, not sure if it's the same. Couldn't get into it because I think it had futa/dick-girl shit (not my thing so don't judge)

>>3274202
>That underwater level in the Saturn game
So many faps.

>>3274202
>I was underage by the time her games were released so it's not like it was creepy.
True enough.

Though some people act like things like that are the worst thing in the world, they look at the younger girls in fighting games, and think it's terrible that they're presented in even a slightly sexy way, never stopping to think that there's people the same age as the characters who these girls appeal to, or, if they actually do, that this is worse than Hitler because lord forbid that pubescent teens get aroused in any context.

>>3275714
girl is thick

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>>3274207
veemon?

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>>3269001
I completely forgot about Jasmine. I'm ashamed; she was one of my first waifus.

Lucca was the waifu out of CT but this is where the boners came from.

There are probably things from even farther back, but I can't remember.

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>>3274267
It's called Ura Outlanders and you can probably find it on Sadpanda or something

>>3274202
funnily, one of the most profilic fanart makers for Keio was the guy who later went on to do the artwork for Disgaea (Harada-ya).

And I mean like hundreds of pics... most are offline by now.

There was also that person who did a shitload of disgaea porn, then went on to make a very successful loli succubus manga, that got an anime adaptation. Lotte no omocha or something. The funny part about that? Lotte appears in one of the Disgaea games when you do the top healing spell.

>>3274267
there are three or four Rami books by the same artist, two are canned, one was scanned by a guy on /vr/ (the first scans were photos taken of it in a tokyo capsule hotel...). I think one is still not scanned, but I imagine all the stuff in it was reprinted.

>>3270823
You always see videos of women doing this but never men, I wonder if men just don't have wide enough hips to do it.

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>>3276613
Harada is amazing, he faves porn of his characters on Pixiv.

>>3248242
On a scale from 1 to Milo how gay are you?

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>>3261412
Same here. Every single word.

>>3261412
Are you me?

>>3268565
You can always just use tiny objects or just let them change your size.

>>3274104
>One of which involves a rifle shoved up her butt which doesn't do a whole lot for me.
Really anon? You're disgusting.

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>>3276649
>>3276613
Found the old url:
http://web.archive.org/web/20020606002552/http://webclub.kcom.ne.jp/mc/harakun/indexj.html

>>3276641
I don't know, I think women have pretty strong lower bodies or something. Looking it up just now, apparently men are still ahead so I have no idea.

That girl looks like she's on steroids though. Those thighs are huge.

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>>3277579
Wow, Harada's art back then is almost as bad as mine at my peak.

I'm inspired.

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>>3261412
Lol, this is my fetish as well, but as the fairy.

>>3268565
>trying to rationalise a fetish
You realise people don't develop these things consciously, right?

>>3277847
>but as the fairy
Cute!

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Not quite 8-bit but Retro enough.

Figuring out her secret ending game my dick funny feelings. And she got better in each game incarnation (personal favorite being her SC3 designs, not retro though)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btEi5RYvJU0

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>>3268565
Life finds a way, anon.

>>3274218
He didn't even read what was said and got trigger by the word emulation.

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>>3274218
>what am read

>>3278640
So what's wrong with you?

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>>3268565
That's what makes it so much better! She's there to basically service your penis using her entire body but you and her can never really cross the line of lovers unless your penis is pathetically tiny.

Unless you wanna go and ruin the fetish completely by turning yourself smaller or her bigger.

>>3279034
I don't know, turning yourself smaller would open up new possibilities and shit.

I feel dirty bringing this up on /vr/...

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>>3279090
Well I guess you could do it in pudding or something to spice things up.

Anything but make her giant. What is even the point then...

>>3279115
that bitch is hot

>>3279115
Wings. Maybe pointy ears.

>>3268565
Simple enough.

She fists you.

>>3279408
Why not just get some slut from a convention at that point?

>>3279034
>but you and her can never really cross the line of lovers unless your penis is pathetically tiny.
You could probably get each other off if you're remotely creative - I think the only thing that would be an issue is having children, but it's not like fairies exist anyway to scientifically study cross-species compatibility

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>>3268565
It's just a fetish mate. Most of the time there's no rational reason why you have said fetish.

>/vr/ has thread about retro vidya hotties
>Turns into a thread about fairy sluts
Why do you guys have to be me?

>>3279473
Because fairies tend to be magic and have longer lifespans than people. Convention sluts may or may not age like milk depending on their lifestyle.

>>3280982
I'd rather have something tiny and cute to take advantage of though, or something that could easily minimize me to their size

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>>3280841
There's only one retro fairy slut for me.

>>3281429
>Zelda cartoon model sheet
Source? Are there any for Captain N too?

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>>3281443
It was a special feature on the Legend of Zelda complete series DVD Shout Factory put out years ago. I haven't found any good clean Captain N models. There's listings that show up on Ebay, but I don't know if their legit or not. Also, they're usually incidental background characters or costumes that were used once.

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I figure this thread has gone on too long about fairies, so what does /vr/ think about this guy_?

>>3281645
do you think birdo gets embarrassed when he shoots eggs at mario haha

>>3281645
he's a fairy, all right.

>>3281645
I bet he- can suck a mean dick with that mouth.

>>3281683
Is it even his mouth?

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>>3281645
>>>/lgbt/

>>3281753
Wasn't really saying that Birdo gets me turned on, I was just trying to get the thread out of the Fairy rut

>>3281742
What else would it be? His nose?

>>3281768
Maybe both, like that one Crystal Method music video

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Who'll be the hero?

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>>3265703

>>3282971
Who's this? Image search has nothing...

>>3283036
Sheena from Violent Storm.

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>>3282971
Arcade games used to have such hot damsels in distress. Nowadays you can't even have a girl kidnapped in a game without someone whining about objectification

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Conquest of the Crystal Palace (NES) was probably my first. Pic related.

>>3283148
>someone makes a questionable quality /vr/ post
>replies with an absolutely presumptuous /int/ shitpost
Good job anon.

>>3283126
I think we might have talked about this here before but there's some good shit on pixiv.

>>3245869
Getting your ship captured in Galaga.

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I never got to play any of the games in this series, but this girl was the main reason I was interested in it.

The nose doesn't even bother me.

>>3283375
She's from Snowboard Kids btw

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>no one posting batasha

>>3265703

Have a .gif that includes her heaving chest as she breaths?

>>3283375
Was she supposed to be a kid?

I wish more kids were like her.

>>3283795
Maybe because we're not furfags

>>3283795
I'll be honest, she looks pretty ugly

>>3285196
She got da mumps.

>>3285254
She fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

>>3245887
She's basically a gothy glam Jessica Rabbit, which makes her 10x hotter.

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Despite censorship on the SNES that turned the girls' string bikinis into a one-piece, these bitches were still probably the first thing to ever turn me on.

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>>3284837
>>3285196
I have nothing against furry chicks, but Batasha looks like Aero in a drag.

Now Tawna on the other hand...

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>>3285453
Goddammit anon! See what you just did?

>>3285549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpbhskx56G8

>>3270870
there go my fucking pants.

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>>3281443
>>3281452
Also since you appreciate it, and it fits the thread theme, have the time the animators actually drew Lana with cleavage.

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>>3285769
It's the Americanized cartoon version of Palutena

>>3248242
Faggot.

>>3247052
You! I like you.

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>tfw she probably fucked a TV-addicted Gecko

>8-bit boners
>All of these 16-bit and even 32-bit characters inserted in
Might as well just be retro boners

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>>3287672
It's pretty hard to limit oneself to 8-bit games, since that would mean sticking mostly to NES and Master System games, and maybe PC Engine if you count that as 8-bit.

>>3287717
that's the point of the thread. Finding fap-worthy hotties in an era that seems to be unfappable at a first glance

>>3287717
how could I forget this?

to hell with furries and lolis

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I always preferred how the end-level visuals in Rolling Thunder looked on the FC/NES version.

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>>3287778
You're in the WCPO headquarters when alien clansmen start undressing and torturing your girlfriend. What do you do?

>>3287970
unzips dick. Rolling Thunder has some hot girls.

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>>3288010
It's technically just two girls, since it's just Leila in RT1 and 2 and some other chick in 3.

>>3287132
She looks like a reptillian herself

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>>3288124
I don't why they had to sexed Nikki up in Pandemonium 2 to such an absurd degree.They don't even look like the same character.

>>3247052
Agreed. Also, dat boob jiggle before the fight starts.

>>3288201
I think even the fans and game reviewers of the time were just like "Why?" in regards to it? It was a bizarre choice that nobody liked.

>>3288201
>>3288931
I liked it.

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The lack of porn is disturbing.

>>3283319
We have, and I'm grateful for that.

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You're hangin' out in the bayou when this mobster in a cheap suit pulls a knife on your girlfriend. What do you do?

>>3289481
Die on the first level over and over. Sorry, Annabelle, looks like Godfather Gordon is killing another one of my girlfriends.

>>3271852

I still play Senran Kagura anyway.

>>3289481

Use a Game Genie because it's literally the only way to beat that fucking game.

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>>3289482
Killed her? Nah! He had her tied up in his hideout to do God knows what.

>>3289637
Bayou Billy is not that hard. I beat it a few times myself.

>>3289645
>Bayou Billy is not that hard
S-shut up!

>>3260930
Why she's naked

>>3289889

To be fair, it says "Nasty Witch." Might as well dress (or undress) the part.

>>3289645

Respect, man. If you can legitimately beat Bayou Billy, there's a spot for you reserved in Valhalla.

>>3271810
I used to get one when I smashed up a Lego spaceship, car or robot, etc that I'd made.

>>3289645
Gordon killed Billy's first wife - what do you think he's gonna end up doing to his new girl?

>>3289482
play the japanese version "mad city"
i heard the english version got buffed in difficulty. not sure why back in the day games would either be made harder or easier then the original release

>>3290207
I think that was due to the fact that you could rent games in America.Apparently since you're just renting the game, they wanted to make the earnings from that, so they upped the difficulty in some games so that it requires the renter to HAVE to rent for a very long time, or just straight out buy it.

On the other hand, in Japan there wasn't such a market for renting, rather it was illegal to rent games I think, so they had a different way of doing things where people completed the games in record time and the stores would buy back the game at a rather high price if sold back to them within a certain time period.

Someone mentioned this before on another thread, but my memory could be failing me.

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It may not be 8 bit but I'm posting it anyway because I love the way she shakes her tits at me when I win.

>>3290224
>so they had a different way of doing things where people completed the games in record time and the stores would buy back the game at a rather high price if sold back to them within a certain time period.
So is this like Cash for Speedrunning, or can I just literally take game for 1 day, come back and get a shit load of money just by saying "I beat it"?

>>3247052

I don't really have any memories of getting lustful for video games until the GCN/GBA era. I mean there was Humba Wumba but her tits were just too god damn blocky. And no 16-bit cleavage would get me horny either.

You can be I attempted orgasm looking at the breasts of Taki and Sheena, however. I think it was the whole "3D 60fps thing" that made it oddly hotter than porn.

>>3290465
Nope. For example, I buy a new famicom game for let's say 7000 yen. The shop offers to buy it back for about 5900 yen if done so within 2 weeks.

That way, I don't need to pay as much for a game and I can still play it, though not own it.

>>3290525

But as I was saying, I ended up cumming to Chun Li and Cammy on the GBA, paused with both their asses on screen, let's just say in a place with no porn available.

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>>3289714
>>3289920
I'll admit it wasn't a cakewalk. Those driving stages with their instant death hazards always got me when I was a kid and the shooting stages are easier with the joypad than the light gun. But I never had much issues with the actual beat-'em-up stages that composed the bulk of the game.
>Dat hot 8-bit makeout scene between Billy and Annabelle.

>>3290182
Is the comic even canon? I know in the original JP storyline Gordon was obsessed with Annabelle.

Once my black friend was over in 5th grade and somehow I got us searching hentai and cartoon porn. All the good ole pop-ups and ridiculous shit associated with 90s porn sites. My dad must have overheard us giggling about the ridiculous shit and came stealthily into the room. The pop-ups began to overwhelm my windows 98 and froze up. Just out of eye distance and body bloxked by me and my friend, I panic and stand up start mocking Nigel Thornberry saying "HELLOOOO IM NIGEL THORNBERRY.. TODAY WE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT THE ZEBRA" all while scampering to hold the power button.

Weird experience never tlaked about it afyer that with my dad but me and my friend would top kek saying Nigel Thornberry in schoo.

>>3290601
>Is the comic even canon?

It actually is, yes - not that it really matters because it's not like it was a franchise that took off, but for what's it's worth, yes, the comics were canon backstory.

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>>3290645
It took some weird liberties with the source material, like pretty much any other western adaptation of a Japanese video game. Most of the enemy characters, who were just thugs in the original game, became freaks of nature like Thugs McGraw (a fat mook who was turned into a two-headed freak) and Swamp Gas Charlie (who went from being a mere dog tamer to some kind of Darth Vader-like dude). Oddly enough, the two weirdest characters in the game, Gordon's twin cyborg bodyguards, became the most normal bad guys in the comic (they were turned into Gordon's stepsons).

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>>3261412

This post reminded why I never beat Zelda OoT: Every time I saw one of the great fairy's, I'd need to fap. Life before high speed internet was strange.

>>3291158
Fap to muh pointy nips mortal

>>3291158
They always creeped me out. They had nice bodies, but their faces are all weird.

Still, surprised that Nintendo got away with such sexualized characters in a Zelda game. If Ocarina was released today, those fairies would be wearing burkas.

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>>3285345

This, This so much fucking this! You have just explained the very top reasons why The Dark Queen is mai waifu 4 raifu.

>>3271852

Truth is, as much as I like traditional hotties with long-legs, big boobs and round butts, I still don't mind perky jailbait qts as long as they don't give them inflated out-of-place boobies. Rami is a good example.

Another thing I noticed is how qt girls were only a feature of the game back then. Most games to come out of Japan since the mid-00s are pushing the whole "moe" shit too far and make them the defining feature of the game, to the point where the whole character roster are teen girls in doll outfits. Not to mention most girls in these modern games have the same basic design and absolutely little personality besides the "shy virgin schoolgirls" appeal.

>>3291407
>Still, surprised that Nintendo got away with such sexualized characters in a Zelda game. If Ocarina was released today, those fairies would be wearing burkas.

TBF I was kinda disappointed when they made the fairies into boring-looking balls of light with bug-wings instead of the usual sexy humanoid women.

>>3290737
Dames.

>>3281670
I see what you did there

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This girl

>>3292275
thick

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Why has no one posted Poison yet? Don't give a crap what between those hard thighs!

>>3281753
>birdo
>/lgbt/
>not /trash/

I do like how long this thread has been up.

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>>3294714
>Dat filename
It kinda annoys people assume Kiss is Poison's last name, when Poison Kiss is actually a separate character from Mighty Final Fight (Poison's younger sister).

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From Secret Ties.

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FF5

>>3275714
i got this the other day CIB

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>>3246436
Maybe is the Neon version, but it works too anon

>>3300083
And?

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>>3300970
Hot. I don't mind the Neon version of Marian that much. The black jacket is a cute little touch. I wish they didn't turn the Lee brothers into surfer dudes in that game though.

>>3300083
Cool. Hope you enjoy it.

>>3260878
I want to taste her butthole.