/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>33536931
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.


I didn't have a chance to set anything up tonight yet, so bear with me

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Alright, now that I'm here, hopefully we will get shit done.

Should have been "Unprepared edition."

I want the otter to Burst all over me

>>33537055
Soo it'd have the same title image?

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>>33536978
Daddy Zard Y: You may be strong, but this fight isn't over yet!

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>>33537137

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>>33537166
Daddy Zard Y; *huff* *huff* Okay... Okay, but this time-!

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>>33537177
Volcanion: This is a pain in the ass. You guys do this for a living?

Osha: Yep on both counts.

Volcanion: Well if nothing else, he's persistent. Hey, you gonna keel over any time soon? I want go home at some point.

Daddy Zard:...

How was your birthday, OP?

>>33537220
Hush you fool, he doesn't want us to bring it up.

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>>33537214
Daddy Zard: Charmander... Charmander, you can still fight... kill these guys!

Chamander: ... Nah.

DaddyZard: ...!

Charmander: I know when we're beaten, Dad. No way we can beat these guys anymore.

Daddy Zard: Whelp... I knew it was a mistake bringing you back. I should have gutted you and fed you to the Meleons as soon as I saw you...

Charmander: ...I grew up being bullied and beaten by you and the rest of our family, Dad. I came back because you always taught me how important it was to be strong, and, well... I never was. I couldn't compete with you guys... I couldn't even evolve. I became a blacksmith to try and help people instead of fight, but when you invited me back... part of me thought this would be my chance to prove myself... to be strong and come back to the family.
But I think it's time to admit I was wrong. I don't need to be strong like you. I'm a damn good blacksmith, and you just got your ass kicked.
Osha, Ron, I'm sorry all this happened.

Osha: It's okay, we understand Charmander.

Charmander: Bye Dad. I'm done here.

Daddy Zard: ...!
>Daddy Zard glares angrily, wheezing as the attacks have taken their toll on him.

I need time for stuff so, uh, go ahead and roll for something next
>2, 5, 8

>>33537468
offer Charmander his dad's heart

>>33537468
Push daddy zard off the ledge

>>33537485
this, and take Daddyzard's tail for our own nefarious purposes

>>33537220
It was pretty good, thanks
>>33537227
Nah it's fine, just being melodramatic about being old

>>33537468
Quietly ask Charmander if we're ok with executing DaddyZard, or if he has an alternative.

>>33537513
If kill is ok, get his heart and other organs, especially the tail. Try to not do this in front of Charmander.

I don't know if this has been said but UBs can be the new antagonist for a PMD game. I'm kind of tired of fighting inanimate objects

>>33537513
>>33537536
re

btw, if you haven't voted for omanyte's nickname, we're tied right now. Next vote for either of the names in the lead wins it
http://www.strawpoll.me/13919299/

>>33537566
new name: tynamo backwards without the e

>>33537566
helix it is then

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>>33537508
>>33537485
>>33537499
>"Hey Charmander, are you okay if we-"

Chamander: Do whatever you want.

>"Do you want his-"

Charmander: Nope.

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>>33537702
Daddy Zard: *huff* *huff*

>>33537718
DADDY

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>>33537718
Daddy Zard: *ghrk!*

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>>33537762

>3, 6, 9 next

>>33537762
R.I.P.

>>33537775
Eat the pig

>>33537775
Shove tail in your ass.

>>33537775
Offer Daddyzard's heart to our daddy as a thank-you gift.

>>33537775
Go to the next room!

>>33537775
Collect the parts. Harvest the others if Charmander is ok with it.
Also thank Volcanion.

>>33537775
Eat charmander

>>33537775
>missing quads
ask Volcanion what he wants to do

>>33537801
>>33537808
re

>>33537801
Reroll

>>33537799
And I guess it goes without saying that we should also move on to the next room.

>>33537801
>>33537808
>>33537820
re

>>33537775
Take your spoils and go. Volcanion can go home if he wants too. also, leave the other charizard. He had tea and sandwiches with us.

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>>33537843
>You grab the fresh Pokemon Heart and Lizard Tail

Osha: Thanks for your help, Volcanion. You can go now if you want.

Volcanion: Great... how do I get out of here?

Osha: Oh! Just follow this room out, straight through the next room then up the stairs. Then just exit that building and you'll be back on the city's main streets. Just be careful though, there might be a bunch of irate stripper seals in the building.

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>>33537970

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>>33537982
Volcanion: what the fuck even is this place...

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>>33537996
A VPMD THREAD :D

>>33537996
>the stairs are too tiny
Now I'm imagining Volcanion putting both feet on the banisters and sliding down.

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>>33537996
Osha: Oh Charmander! You're still here?

Charmander: Yeah, I was thinking... I was a jerk back there to attack you guys. Let me repair what I can in your bag to make it up to you guys. No charge.

Osha: Really? That's very nice of you Charmander, thank you!

>Charmander repairs every reparable (T) item in your bag!

Charmander: Hope to see you guys back at the smith soon!

>1, 4, 7

>>33538042
Uhh. So there wasn't a passageway back there in that room, huh? Maybe we should head back to base and see if Eva can finish the Giant's Strength Potion so we have the strength to yank that chain.

>>33538062
re
>captcha: smithy suspension

>>33538062
or just finish it here

>>33538194
We can do that? Then do that.

>>33538201
Er, specifically, add DaddyZard's tail to the unfinished potion to complete it, then down it.

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>>33538201
>>33538194
>>33538062
>You add DaddyZard's tail to the potion, creating a finished Potion of Giant's Strength... you hope.

>>33538314
>3, 6, 0 next

>>33538323
Try pulling the chain with Osha.

>>33538332
But drink the thing first.

>>33538314
Potion enema, pour in your ass

>>33538332
re

>>33538323
Drink the potion like a normal... human... pig. Then pull the chain.

>>33538338
First see if regular strength works. Drink sip by sip until it works.
Did we even test the chain before?

>>33538338
That would be a good idea
Do this

>>33538370
I'm pretty sure we tried to pull it already and it didn't budge

>>33538370
We sure did, first time we were in the room.

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>>33538377
>>33538370
>You down the potion and grab the chain- it really is heavy. Even with the potion's effects, it's still tough to pull, but you can definitely lift and pull it now

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>>33538484
>Yes! With your MASSIVE strength, you finally start pulling the whole platform forwards

>>33538501
Osha isn't saying anything, but you know he's secretly admiring our muscles.

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>>33538501
>You pull the platform as far forwards as it will go.

>3, 4, 9

>>33538525
Climb up and enter that room in the back. But before that flex one more time.

>>33538525
We should find a way to anchor the chain just in case. Do >>33538554 regardless.

>>33538525
Be on your way.

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>>33538554
Reroll to FLEX YOUR MUSCLES

>>33538525
Hold the chain while otter crosses and say m'otter

How the heck did those other guys get through that door so fast with their abductees while we had to do all this convoluted stuff

>>33538595
I assume there's a secret passage that leads right to the end, and they know how to use it, but we don't, so we have to take the long way.

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>>33538579
>>33538554

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>>33538720
>You and Osha descend down the stairs further into the lair.

Osha: Jeez, how deep does this place go?

>2, 7, 8 next

>>33538720
>Osha ignoring us
This is what true suffering looks like

>>33538734
Slap squirtles ass

>>33538734
Be friendly to Squirtle and ask about this place.
Also what is that thing at the south?

>>33538734
Greet Squirtle spookily by quietly sidling up to them and placing a hoof on their shoulder.

>>33538765
Reroll

>>33538765
Maaaaybe we should inspect it!
But first, re.

>>33538765
>>33538764
re, but slap Osha's ass instead.

>>33538765
gets please

>>33538819
re

>>33538765
one more roll

>>33538764
roll

>>33538765
REEEEEEEE

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>>33538855
>>33538765
Osha: Hello there, Squirtle

Squirtle: Oh hi! Where did you guys come from?

Osha: Upstairs. Can you tell us anything about where we are?

Squirtle: Uhm... I don't really know actually. My entire colony got relocated here kinda recently but... it kinda sucks! Everyone's all cooped up and antsy. I came out here to get a break from them.

Osha: Your whole colony is in there huh? What about these other rooms?

Squirtle: I don't know what the flashy one is, we're not allowed in there and the thing to the south is just a weird patch of dirt. But the green one across the way is a nice little grassland. There's a nice Chespin in there I play with sometimes. He snuck me the key to their room so I could go in whenever.

Osha: You could let us in to that room then?

Squirtle: Well... I suppose I could... but could you do something for me first?

Osha:... what's that?

Squirtle: My colony has a special, sacred object: the shell of the ancient, first Blastoise of our colony. If you could sneak it out of there and bring it to me, I could use it to leave this place with all the other turtle pokemon following behind and lead our colony back to our real home!
If you do that for me, I'll gladly give you the key

>What do you say? 2, 5, 7

>>33539027
Uhhhhh, whatever makes progress. The other turtles are cool with that, right?

>>33539027
No. And by that I mean yes. Let's fall into the obvious trap.

>>33539027
Consider it. Any clues and important info? Maybe we can find more easier and less brute methods of accomplishing this task. (Ghost Armor comes to mind).

>>33539077
Re, but talk to Osha in private about the possibility of it being a trap. Maybe bring Squirtle along as a convenient shield. Do we have any items to stun him to prevent Rapid Spin?

>>33539027
agree to do it but also ask about the Chespin first

>>33539077
>>33539091
>>33539093
re

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>>33539077
Squirtle: Clues...? Uhhm... it's not really hidden or anything, it should be out in the open. Since it's so important to us, we display it proudly. The real trick will be getting it out. My colony will try to fiercely protect it if they find out it's been taken. If you're careful not to upset anyone or bring notice to yourself, it should be fine. I suppose I should also tell you, my colony is pretty strong. Maybe you'd want to bring more friends along if you can.

>3, 6, 9

>>33539211
Looks like it's time for another Home Warp, then. Let's summon some teammates with arms, like Helio and Plum.

>>33539211
Home warp and get Eva and Buddy, haven't had them in a while

Do >>33539238, but out of his sight. When you come back, perform a non-lethal takedown against him. Borrow the key without permission and go to Chespin. Leave behind a bit of cash in case he's actually innocent.

>>33539211
bring in the og squad buddy and plum

>>33539260
re

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>>33539259
Eva: Bout time I get to be on the team again! Do you know how long it's been since I've been in a good fight?? I can only take so much magic potion bs in one sitting.

Buddy: Mr. Ron! Mr. Osha! I'm glad you called on me again! It's always fun to adventure with you guys *^_^*

>But the adventure has to wait until next time because
TO BE CONTINUED

>>33539346
aww heck yeah
night op

>>33539346
Good to see them making a return.
Night OP

Night OP!

For next session, make sure that we are aware that Squirtle may be leading us into a trap. I would recommend non-lethal sequence-breaking by just KOing him and taking the key.

>>33539373
Do you really think he'd let us get away with that?

>>33539346
Thanks for the run, OP!

Happy birthday, faget!

>>33539440
We managed to bullshit our way through a gauntlet of Rock Pokemon non-lethally and convince an Aerodactyl that he was our grandpa.
I'm proud that I somehow made that work.

>>33539484
Fug, if you're greeting him then I'm greeting him too. Belated happy birthday,
OP.

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nice chespin recruit primed for bullying SOON

>>33539489
that was because he remembered us from when he hatched though

>>33539538
Point is that OP is willing to twist things around if it's more fun.
Note to self: make my Squirtle-mugging idea somehow more fun than being slammed by the TMNT.

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>>33539484
>>33539505
thanks guys :D

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>>33539593
obligatory

>>33539593
>OP is Osha
>we've been trying to fuck OP this whole time
We must try harder.

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>>33539593
>>33539601
obligatory

>>33539622
why even live

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>>33539616
>>OP is Osha
yeah, how do you think I figured out when his birthday was in the first place

>>33539651
this is scary anon leave poor OP alone

>>33539651
DEEPEST LORE

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>>33539651

>>33539651
>tfw I suggested using the sombrero for the día de la independencia
>tfw I discovered Opee's birthday

Anyway, happy birthday OP, /vpmd/ is the only reason i still come to /vp/

>>33539665
Sorry, when your side job is staring at an archive of /vpmd/ for hours on end you start to pick up on a few things.
Don't worry, in about 12 more days I'll leave OP well enough alone.