/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>33503377
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Nice of Rina to invite us over for dinner, gay Ron?

>>33503377
>not another album cover
I was hoping for The Strokes "Is This It."

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>>33503386
Daddy Zard: Well well, what do we have here son?

Left Zard: Looks like a lost little piggy and otter to me

Right Zard: Hmm... remind me, weren't we supposed to be keeping an eye out for something like that in our lair?

Charmander:...

Daddy Zard: Yeah, I do seem to recall Mr. Treecko talkin about that, heh heh... Won't he be happy when he hears we've gone and killed them for him!

Osha: W-wait! Charmander....?

Charmander:... Sorry guys...

>Charmander and co advance on you

>What would you like to do? 3, 6, 9

>>33503447
Take charmander hostage

>>33503447
>"Hey, can you guys hold on a sec? This isn't really a fair fight, what with the three Charizards and all. Can we use a Home Warp to prepare?"

>>33503447
Murder charmander and throw his corpse at one of the zards

>>33503447
try to convince them that we're just starters escorting a lost Omanyte

>>33503469
This while holding an orb shard to its tail.

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>>33503469
>You run up and grab Charmander, pulling out a razor sharp orb shard from your bag and tell the Zards he's your hostage now!

Daddy Zard: Charmander!

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>>33503610
Daddy Zard: How could you let yourself get captured so easily!

>You and Charmander go flying from a dragon claw

Osha: What! How could you attack your own son! He is your son right? Not, like... chikorita and popplio with Treecko?

Daddy Zard: Hmph! I disowned that whelp when he went off and wasted his life becoming a pansy blacksmith. The family business of being the MOST BADASS STARTER POKEMON was too good for him! But since Mr. Treecko asked, we gave him one last chance to come back into the family and prove himself! Now, are you a member of this family or not, Charmander?

Charmander:...

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>>33503657
>Charmander hops up and swipes at you and Osha with a Metal Claw. Osha skitters to the edge of the plateau and tries desperately to cling to the edge.
>Omanyte valiantly tries to use a water gun on Charmander, but it doesn't look like it did all too much damage, despite the type advantage.

>4, 5, 8

>>33503677
Try to persuade charmander to leave his family and join our side

>>33503677
Save otter and do >>33503712

>>33503677
Ask charmander to join team

>>33503712
This. Show him all the items in our bag that he helped make and helped us all this time. Would he really abandon such a fulfilling job?

>>33503677
definitely dive off the cliff with otter

>>33503719
re

>>33503719
This

>>33503677
Shoot them with an AR-15 then eat their corpses afterwards

>>33503677
Kill charmander and eat him

>>33503845
Reroll

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>>33503728
Osha: Ron, wh-

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>>33503864

>>33503873
he ded

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>>33503873
>You have consumed your only 2 reviver seeds

Osha: Dammit, Ron...

>1, 4, 7 next

>>33503885
Kill and Eat Charmander

>>33503885
Jump off again, because fuck if anybody's going to roll for anything serious

>>33503885
do this >>33503712

>>33503885
jump off the cliff again

>>33503887
YES

>>33503885
Just try to convince charmender to join us

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>>33503888
sick

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>>33503888
>trips

>>33503909
Reroll

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>>33503888
>Implying OP would let us
"you can't willingly try to kill yourself"

>>33503939
we're doing it to prove our worth as a fire type and survive in lava, we already got bullied for it

>>33503929
Reroling again

>>33503939
>implying he has a choice

>>33503948
Does he still have OPFO button?

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>>33503887
Osha: I guess we have no choice then. We'll just have to fight charmander!

>Omanyte has been K.O.ed. If it takes much more damage while already down, it will die.

>>33503948
I do since by the rules, dubs and trips only count as extras and are superseded by any actual gets and even if they didn't >>33503899
overrides them

>>33503979
dammit, I told you guys to remind me if I forget the numbers

>2, 4, 6

I don't know if we're supposed to be rolling for anything anymore, but we should probably Home Warp and change teammates at this point.

>>33503979
kill tepig and take charmandir hostich from omastar then put 2 charizard on corner of bored than put 1 on the bottem right than put piplup havig sex with charminder lol they r gay so they have gay sex lol make sure u right gay below them so they feel embarised for being gay lol

>>33504080
Rolling for Home Warp. Lets get some help.

>>33504079
Is it possible to home warp with an enemy? If yes then grab charmander and then home warp

>>33503979
tepig and oshwot have sex and tepig eat oshwot jizzblob lol then charzards have 3 some and jizzblob the omnyte becuze he pooping

>>33504087
the other pokemon dont no they r gay that is wy its so funny lol

>>33504095
re

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>>33504087

>>33504079
Save Lord Helix then go back and kill and eat Charmander

>>33503979
charmander bend over and oshwot put in its penis and then tepig and charmnders own omnyte with megaston jizz shot lol

>>33504079
>>33503979
Fuck this shit, grab Omanyte and Home Warp outta here.

>>33504118
Reroll

>>33504087
>>33504104
btw if u can draw pikachu in ther u can make him thundarboalt the splooge that the gays do lol so just do that it would be funny lol

>>33504140
please do this im peeeng my pants rigt now just thiking of it i need to see this lol i can draw a picture for u of what the board should look like lol if u need to then u mimik it lol

>>33504087
>>33504097
>>33504098
>>33504115
>>33504140
>>33504147
excuse me but what the heck

>>33504147
mayb u can add poop in there and draw charminder farting the gay splooge out of his butt lol it would be like white and brown because its gay splooge

>>33503979
make the charzards all 3 fart on tepig so he super evolves into fart ball emboar then he pulls out his weenis and kills the 3 charizrads cuz he dosnt like smellingt like fart lol then he kill omnyet becuze he pooped and then rape charmander and oshwot

>>33504161
hay can u pleas do it im siting here lafing i want to show my friens the picture it is so funny in my head if i had the figgers i would do it but all my figgers got taken away from me wen my dog ate one and die

>>33503979
winrar

>>33504182
ok im got the digit 2 pleas do it i canit take it anymor i laffin so pleas do it i got 2 an remember to draw the fart lol pleas and make sure it say gay under the gay sex lol i will wateing for u

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>>33504094
>You and Osha quickly dart over to Omanyte and open up a Home warp

I feel like I just witnessed a car crash

>>33504219
no that was just ron crashing into lava

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>>33504216

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Is it possible to OPFO an entire thread?

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>>33504216
WTF DUDE i rolled the numers first idit

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>>33504233
Osha: Whew, okay, I think we were definitely outclassed there. Sorry about that Omanyte... why don't you rest a bit now...

>What would you like to do? 2, 4, 8

>>33504216
I hope we apologize to Omanyte. He doesn't deserve any of this. I admire his tenacity to try to fight though.

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>>33504233
pls mna what are new digits i got to go to bed soon orelse my mom wil get mad

>>33504252
I GOT THE DIGGITS DO THIS IT ONLY FARE GAME PLZ BEFORE MY MOM MAKE ME GO TO SLEEP I NEED TO LAFFING HARD
>>33504087

>>33504250
attempt to recruit daddycanion, or at least get temporary assistance

I just got back, what the fuck is going on?

>>33504250
Go to slep and also try to suck Oshas dick while he's sleeping

>>33504262
Yes, good. This. Also bring Dash along, tell him that if he behaves we'll give him a nice rock.

>>33504250
Rest and sleep

>>33504262
I second this

>>33504250
Take Plum and Nibble with us, see if Volcanion would like to help.

>>33504264
Some retard who thinks they're a clever troll.

>>33504271
Reroll

>>33504262
this

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>>33504292
>>33504262
Osha: Hey, Volcanion, glad you made it here

Volcanion: Yes! Me and Mag- erm, Jenny here have had a great time catching up! And she introduced me to this mischievous little guy here too. Seems she's taken quite a liking to him.

Gengar: Hey guys! Long time no see!

Osha: Huh, you know, when you said she had a ghost friend I thought- wait, never mind, Volcanion, could we ask you a favor?

Volcanion: Hm?

Osha: We're up against some very strong fire types right now. We could use some help from a powerful pokemon. Any chance you'd be willing to come along with us?

Volcanion: Eh? Well, I can't really... um... I should really be getting back to the mountain...

Jenny: *Beep*

Volcanion: Oh... alright, I'll hang around for one fight, if it's quick.

>Volcanion joins your party temporarily

>1, 7, 9 next

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>that new thread

>>33504392
Kill the charizards

>>33504392
Try to have Eva read the potion recipe and make some

>>33504392

my massage to u OP go an check it out i will be back to post on me phone affer me and pikachu have sextime lol
>>33504385

>>33504250
Go and try to bang oshawott

>>33504392
Eat charmander

>>33504405
Reroll. Also make some Bottled Misery while we're at it.

>>33504392
Rest for a while, then go back and beat the shit out of the lizards.
and also admire daddycanions big beautiful muscles

>>33504392
hav volcanion mount magerna and film it like they r humping lol that would b fnnny then send gabite in to kil them all and then gengar go s and plays with oshwot and tepig and the crohunk come in and does a move and kils them the puts his pens in their butts

>>33504392
go and kill and eat the charizards

EAT THE ZARDS

>>33504420
This. Please.

>>33504405
rerolling

EAT THE ZARDS! But spare charmander.

>>33504427
before that rest and heal up

>>33504442
>>33504405
re

>>33504420
Reroll

>>33504444
Dont spare charmander, eat him too!

>>33504427
>>33504448
This
I just opened the thread, what the fuck happened?

>>33504392
EAT CHARMANDER

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>>33504427
Left Zard: Hah, they weren't so tough. Dunno what Treecko's in such a fuss about

Right Zard: Yeah, we KOed that stupid snail thing like NOTHIN haha!

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>>33504531
!

>>33504531
no kill an eat he said not talk he said kill an eat

spare 'mander

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>>33504534
Osha: Let's try this again.

>3, 6, 8 next

>>33504544
signal to Charmander that we won't hurt it while letting the other two do their stuff

>>33504544
Kill the zards, but spare mander.
Mander did nothing wrong.

>>33504544
Kill and eat the charizards

>>33504550
This, but signal him mid-Rollout into Daddy Zard.

>>33504550
>>33504553
This but with a weird accent

>>33504544
Grab otter and volcanion and jump off the cliff again.
Actually, just take out the two Charizards, but spare the Charmander.

>>33504544
Convince charmander what the syndicate is doing is wrong and it needs to join your crusade

>>33504557
I'll roll for this to see what accent OP goes with.

>>33504560
Son, I thought I told you to go to bed already. If you keep this up I'm cutting off your Internet and taking away your Pikachu.

>>33504565
rerolling

>>33504566
ok sopt u not my mom an i m on phone so u canit stop me lol my door is close an i put my chair on the door becos u guys took away my door knob

>>33504577
Come on, dude. Don't you have anything better to do than troll one of the few actually decent threads on this godforsaken board?

>>33504557
Sure, reroll.

>>33504596
your gay i just wateing to sleep i no go to sleep till 10am ahaha i wil be hear all nigt

>>33504596
>giving retards attention

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>>33504556
>>33504550
>You rollout towards Daddy Zard, giving charmander a subtle signal as you go by.

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>>33504630
>Daddy Zard laughs and grabs you as you slam into him, taking the rollout head on.

Osha: Alright, I guess we should-

>>33504544
Eat charmander in front of his father

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>>33504639
Right zard: Hey asshole! How do you like being attacked by surprise!

Volcanion: *sigh* I'm wasting my time here...

Osha: Okay, you take that one then and I'll take the other one and...

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>>33504648
>2, 4, 8 next

>>33504651
Hit Daddy Zard with the shrinking potion

>>33504651
Pull daddy zard's tail

>>33504651
Bite off daddy zards dick

>>33504651
Take a break. You've earned it.

>>33504651
Arm Thrust to the jaw.

>>33504657
This. Then vore him

>>33504657
re

>>33504651
EAT CHARMANDER

>>33504657
re

>>33504665
I'm gonna reroll.

>>33504669
Reroll

>>33504670
Rerollin

>>33504665
Guess I'll reroll too.

>>33504676
Roll

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>>33504682
>>33504669
>You uppercut Daddy Zard in the jaw while he slashes you with a Dragon Claw
>Other fighting happens also

>3, 6, 9

>>33504774
Rollout into Daddy zard again

>>33504774
Rollout Daddy Zard into the lava. It won't matter because we are apparently the only fire type who can't handle a bit of lava, but it's the thought that counts.

>>33504774
Kiss daddy volcanion

>>33504774
Kick charmander

>>33504774
Use Flying Armor to blow Charmander away. We don't want to kill him.

>>33504774
Profess your undying love for Volcanion. But call him by the wrong name, so it's really awkward.

>>33504808
>>33504811
Re

>>33504794
rer

>>33504794
reroll

>>33504774
tell volcanion to use steam eruption on daddyzard

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>>33504819
>>33504794
>While Daddyzard is up in the air, you rollout up into him and knock him off the plateau.

>One Charizard is KOed

>Osha is roughed up

>1, 5, 8 next

>>33504882
Roll into the zard that roughed up osha

>>33504882
Lunch break. Offer Charizard half of your sandwich.

>>33504882
Eat the KOed Charizard then tell Volcanion to hit the Zard on the left with Steam Erruption

>>33504882
Reroll >>33504808 , and then activate the Small Health Potion next to Osha.

>>33504896
reroll

>>33504913
>>33504896
reroll

>>33504895
re

>>33504919
>>33504913
>>33504896
Reroll

>>33504930
>>33504919
>>33504913
>>33504896
REROLL

>>33504952
>>33504930
>>33504919
>>33504896
Reroll

>>33504965
FINALLY

>>33504978
But, like, way late.

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>>33504922
>>33504895
Volcanion: The tea is good.

Zard: Mm.

>>33504978
OP stops counting gets after 5 minutes

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>>33505011
!!!

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>>33505030
DaddyZard Y: What do you idiots thing you're doing now?? GET THEM!

>0, 3, 7

>>33505035
Luckily that ridiculous and unnecessary break allowed Osha to heal. So he does some water type stuff or whatever and you win because you are awesome.

>>33505035
Throw sandwich at daddyzard Y, then tell him to shut up and eat

>>33505035
Drape Rightzard in the picnic blanket and give him an old-fashioned team beatdown.

>>33505035
Shoot him with Steam Erruption then eat the corpses of the Koed Zard and Daddy Zard

>>33505064
re

>>33505064
that's left zard! jeez
right zard is probably dead or something

>>33505083
Oh, sorry. I was thinking that he was to Daddyzard's right, which would make him Rightzard.

>>33505073
then make sandwiches out of them

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>>33505073
>Volcanion and Osha attack Daddyzard Y while you flip the picnic blanket over on LeftZard
>Charmander hits you with a flamethrower while you are distracted

>2, 5, 9

>>33505143
Blow Charmander away with the Flying Armor. Don't worry about the lava, he'll be fine.

>>33505143
Finish off Mega Zard make sandwiches out of the corpses

>>33505143
Shame Daddyzard for setting a poor example for his son. Maybe play some sad dad songs.

>>33505175
This, but play the Flintstones theme on the violin to make Sneaky Pebbles rain on them from the ceiling.

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>>33505143
Do you think Daddyzard Y is disappointed on the other Charizard? Outsmarted by a pig and a blanket.

Rollout into the regular Charizard.

>>33505175
Perfect song to make dads cry. It works every time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUwjNBjqR-c

>>33505241
Actually I was going to link this exact song in my post, but for whatever reason decided not to. But it's precisely what I was thinking.

>>33505241
and then after for charmander
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BezYg1QghdU

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>>33505189
>>33505175
>"And the meowth's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little 'mander blue and the Zard in the moon"

>>33505298
See, I know OP would get the joke without me spelling it out.

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>>33505298
>They're not fans.

>0, 4, 6

Anyone wanna come up with something convincing to beat all of these guys all at once? My awakes have all gone and left me.

>>33505315
Tell Volcanion to use surf on all of them and then we feast on the bodies

>>33505331
reroll

>>33505315
tell them we need to advance the plot.
they will understand

>>33505315
Get mad that the zards dont like your music and then beat the shit out of them with the violin

>>33505315
Volcanion uses Steam Eruption, there's a cave-in, everyone's incapacitated, and we run away to fight them another day

>>33505341
reroll

>>33505331
Sure, reroll. I've fucked around enough tonight. Let's end it.

>>33505347
re

>>33505352
>>33505341
>>33505331
reroll

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>>33505354
>>33505331
Volcanion: Alright, this has gone on long enough.

>You hop back as a powerful wave of water crashes over the Chars and KOs them.

you guys mind if we push the closing dialogue to next thread? I'm really falling asleep. Also maybe a little drunk.

>>33505411
Sure thing, night OP

>>33505411
>you guys mind if we push the closing dialogue to next thread? I'm really falling asleep.
I sympathize.
>Also maybe a little drunk.
I *definitely* sympathize.

Sweet dreams and mild hangovers, OP.

>>33505411
>drunk
Uh. Okay. You should probably get some rest then.

alright then, thanks guys and thanks for joining

TO BE CONTINUED

>>33505440
Thanks for the run, OP!

>>33505440
Yeah, thanks for the thread OP. Sorry for all the derailing and rolls for suicide and vore today. I don't know how you manage to put up with this sometimes.

Props to screencap-anon. My sides were in orbit when I saw Hank laughing with the squirrel behind him.

>>33505471
We had a nice picnic. I don't see the problem.

>>33505488
Thanks. I wasn't sure whether or not to include the edit at first, but after seeing you and OP's reactions to it I think I made the right choice.

>>33505315
>OP drinks
Shameful
Are you aware of the amount of underages here? You are a bad influence and I love you for killing cancerposters by cirrosis to save /vp/ of shitposts

Oh yeah. OP's probably passed out by now so he can't announce this, but he might move the next thread to Wednesday because of a certain special occasion. Keep on the lookout on both Tuesday and Wednesday, I guess.

>>33505947
It's his birthday. I think.

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