/pgg/ - Pokémon GO General

fuck inshit and zaptrash

>>33230720
Rude!

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Miss me yet?

>>33230720
Fuck you mystic nigger

>>33230712
Why doesnt lapras know psychic moves?

>>33230737
never call me mystic again you fucking fag

>>33230760
Because it's ice/water? Same with vap it's only water so it can't learn ice beams.
>but in muh favorite [insert mainline Pokémon game] I was able to
This is Pokémon go man the fuck up and deal with it.

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Leave Zapdos to me

>>33230762
>El de rojo me lo cojo
Said no one ever to this valor fag.

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PICKLE RICKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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>>33230832
I like everything about you anon

>>33230855
>PICKLE
Added to my filter

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>>33230832
I deleted most of mine.

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>>33230855

>>33230855
delete this

>>33229895
Not in the eastern time zone.

MEME IDEA:

Feel guy wearing the I HAVE NEVER SEEN A VAGINA shirt but instead of vagina it says Tangela

That is me

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>Show up at the park after work
>20 minutes left on a Moltres
>6 of us show up
>We do it, beat it 50 seconds left on the clock
>One girl there especially desperate to catch it because she still doesn't have one
>None of us caught it

Not so bad for me, still got a couple rare candies and a charge TM for the trouble, but I hope she managed to find one elsewhere.

>>33231027
We did this with Lapras last winter. It was a good meme.

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>>33230920

>>33231063
I really don't get why people are desperate for them. They're coming back. Fucking niantic made the most money it's made since launch and people somehow still think they're going away forever and ever or some shit. I had a coworker drop 40 smackaronies in his quest. Impatient fucks.

>>33231126
Even without new gens they have enough legendaries not to repeat events for a couple of years. Unlikely they're coming back in any reasonable time.

>>33231126
Dex entry, it's currently the best fire type Pokémon and who knows when Niantic decides to release them again?

>>33231161
>>33231172
50 bucks says we're going through all the 2nd gen legendaries and then we'll alternate. They'll see increased spawns on thanksgiving, Christmas and summer breaks

>>33231111
checked

>Wurmple evolution
>Male Kirlias and female Snorunts
>Slaking
>Everythning about Shedinja
>Transgender Azurils
>Gorilion of Spinda forms
>Wailord size
>Castform
>Keckleon

How much do you think Niantic's going to fuck up with those?

>tfw you find a city scanner to spoof to
http://glasgow.pokemongolimun.xyz/

>>33231267
Shedninja,castform,keckleon will be released last like smeargle and delay bird. All spindas will look the same.

>>33230733

Someone fill me in?

>>33231063

Was she cute or hot or what?

Spoofin to the west coast to get as much yellow bird on day 1 as possible

So the only way Niantic can catch you spoofing is if you're jumping all over the place?

>>33231337
no, you have to send them an email with your ingame name and tell them you spoof'd only way theyll get it.

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>tfw shadowbanned

kill me.

>no legendary raid in last several hours
Fuck you, Niantic.

>>33231366
But even then it's only if the intern named Kevin is working the support desk

Anyone here have a gotcha? Thoughts?

>>33231446
its great

>>33231446
It's about £30

>>33231446
It's a part of this balanced breakfast.

>>33231399
what did you do anon?

>>33231296
>Shedninja,castform,keckleon will be released last like smeargle and delay bird.
>implying
castform and kecleon will be a 10k guaranteed. they fit the mold of "uncommon shitmon" ala pineco/pinsir

>>33231564
Like Smeargle and Delibird, they have gimmicks that Niantic most likely "wants to do right", so they'll be delayed like Ditto was. Ditto is the shittiest of shitmon so that has nothing to do with it.

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How long for Zapdos?

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>>33231504
I used an IV checking app.

fuck niantic.

>>33231687
20 minutes

>>33231569
I don't understand the problem with Delibird. They could always forget about Present and make it like any other mon. It's not like it completely revolves around that move like Smeargle or Ditto.

I think they're just saving it for Christmas.

>>33231693
IVs are a meme. There is negligible difference between 10/10/10 and 15/15/15. You did this to yourself by caring enough to use an IV checker, and a shitty one at that.

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I just got blacklisted by my local facebook goon squad.

How the fuck am I supposed to raid and get my zapdos now?

>>33231745
What did you do?

>>33231750
All I did was call a level 40 Mystic player autistic and they all rallied against me.

>>33231761
fucking idiot
what did you think normies would do

>>33231761
autistic instinct player detected

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>>33231761
>>33231745

>>33231761
It's important to be self-aware, most of the shit that passes for communication here wouldn't fly in real life.

>>33231723
I thought zapdos was gonna be released at 1:30 pacific time

>>33231745
>Living in a city.
>There are enough random players to do raids multiple times a day.

>>33231745
Spoof and you can be there anyways

>Zapdos releases tomorrow
>Thunder Shock is already a legacy move

makes you think

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Can anyone beat me?

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>>33230712
REPORTS FROM THE WEST COAST
ZAPDOS IS ROLLING OUT! BYE BYE FIRE CHICKEN HELLO THUNDER GOD

>>33231693
Which one you fool

>>33231943
Shooped

>>33231943
Raikou isn't out yet

>>33231946
IV Go.

>>33231965
>shooped, doesn't check pogo twitter or twitter feeds around the WORLD

GG, no re, gtfo, thnx

>>33231943
Moltres raid just started in San Fran. YA LIAR

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>>33231943
I can confirm this
look that IVs dude

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>33231943
>same frame as every fake zapdos image
at least try
>>33231984

>>33231761
>call someone autistic irl

Found the autist.

>>33231943
Heck off

>>33232052
Make me?

>>33231761
call me autistic IRL and I would jump kick in your face and spit in your face, if you try to do anything I would kick you till you don't move anymore.

call me autist here and I grin or ignore it because it's vp.

on topic: just found a 100% kangamilf, is it worth it to power it up or totally useless?

>>33232028
stop posting image from shit tv show

>>33232057
Kangaskhan is meh.

>>33232057
It's useless you autist

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>>33232070
someone get this hothead outta here

>>33232057
it is pretty useless imo, don't waste dust on it.

btw guys, do you think that they will do something with mewtwo to prevent this game become Mewtwo GO like a limit of 1 pokemon species per raid or even ban legends like mewtwo like in the real games?

>>33232098
like,like,like the like in the like you mean, like meaning like?

>>33231980
Should've used GoIV you dumbass.

>>33232057
/me tips fedora towards u

>>33232098
All legendaries are equally worthless. The only combat we have are raids and gyms, both of which can be completed without legendaries and legendaries may make only certain raids/gyms 4-5% easier. CAN'T BREAK A GAME THAT'S ALREADY BROKEN

>>33232056
You'd like that wouldn't you

>>33232114
mewtwo will be objectively the best choice for anything weak to psychic, ghost and fighting, and just about anything that doesn't resist one of those types.

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>not using the superious german IV checker that is 100% safe and checks all IVs, movesets and even calculates your pidgeys and other "exp evolve pokemon".

>>33232057
That's pretty autist IRL behavior if I'm being honest

>>33232114
Just because a legendary is only marginally more powerful than a more available pokemon doesn't make it useless dumbass.

You sound like a sour loser that didn't catch any birds yet. Fuckin heck off kiddo imma power up my birdies.

>>33232135
Still doesn't matter. You can use the least effective/shittiest shitmon and still take down gyms relatively easily. Sure, I use my birbs when I can but I could just as easily use whatever else in their place.

>>33232114
moltres is the best fire type attacker in the game and one of the best dps in the game.

>>33232114
>>33232135

Mewtwo is pretty much the best choice for everything but tyranitar. /fixed

>>33232162
Jokes on you, I'm a spoofer and have 10+ of every birb. They're useless, DEAL WITH IT.

>>33232165
I can't wait til they add player battles and I can fucking destroy scrubs like you.

Serious question here.

Is it worth it to spoof?

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Devil and shit.

>>33232174
LMFAO what's the matter u mad they all under 90 IV or something you autist?

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>>33232177
>pvp in pokemon go
>ugly faggots stay with their phones to each other and spamm with the fingers on their phones.

>look at me I won against this kid in a free2play casual mobile game, I'm so awesome now.

>>33232187
>spoofers don't have 100% on all birbs

Its' like you don't even play the game

>>33231728
A little of A, little of B think.

They probably wanted to find a way to utilize Present, found one, but then realized it would be perfect for a Christmas event.

>>33230712
Know the best thing to do at raids? To piss people off?

Because your name isn't tied to your Pokemon just stand across the way from a crowd and have 3 accounts. 1 Mystic, 1 Instinct, 1 Valor.

Take all the spoofed Regionals no matter how shity the CP.

Full team of: Khangskhan, FarFetch'd, Mr. Mime, Corsola, Heracross, and Unown

Go into a battle with 19 others, they call out who is the one who has them, don't say anything and if anyone looks your way shrug and act nonchalant about it.

Piss off the collective because now they've SEEN one in their dex and will forever have the faded image.

I've caused 100's+ of people to sperg since Lugia/Articuno's release and they are seriously pissed off. They demand to know who did it. And who is the spoofer.

After all that I get in my car and go get some ice cream on my way to the next raid. Always falling in line with the others to blame the people who stay in their car.

Pathetic assholes. Spoofing and fucking up their game.

I do this because I love it. I love the rush. I love to know they're talking shit to me but not knowing it's me.

Turns me on.

I'm a 19 yr old petite transgender woman
very feminine

They have no idea how hard my cock gets doing this under my dress..
none..

>>33232178
It ruins the fun and makes you put down the game forever in week.

So in short, yes it's worth if you're trying to lead a productive life and want to procreate like some sort of fucking casual.

>>33232193
but anon, moltres is pretty much one of the best pokemon so far, you can't change that this is fact, no matter how hard you flame and troll other anons.

As soon as mewtwo is release, 98% of all pokemon become worthless tho, unless niantic changes something about their trash game

>>33232193
>spoofer
lmao if I knew I was talking to a casual I wouldn't have wasted the ATP.

>>33232201
kek

I actually like having the regionals as "Seen" in my dex though. Feels a little more complete. I'm just missing Kangaskhan at this point.

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>>33232201

>>33232192
whats wrong gay boy afraid to break a nail on the screen?

>>33232201
10/10

I was just using 6 Dittos and everyone wondered who has so many Zapdoses already.

>>33232178
Is it really worth it to walk? Is it really worth it to go to an empty gym? Is it really worth it to waste time on 20:80 success rate? I personally walked a shitload when the 1st and 2nd gen dropped but I can't be assed to do it anymore.

>>33232204
>if you spoof you are level 40 in a week

are you retarded? I play and spoof in this game since 3 months and I'm not even 30, because I don't teleport like a retard and play this game kinda legit, I don't do shit and stay in my city, not every spoofer is a faggot.

>>33232215
>casual
>beats you in every aspect of the game

Hmmmm

>>33232237
lmao. I only play when im out doing stuff and I'm level 33. I even took a two month break in january.
>>33232242
>Uses cheat codes
>Thinks he isn't a casual
Lmao u need ur diaper changed sonny?

Just downloaded fly.gps, what kinda chinese bullshit is this? Did I fuck by using my main phone for it?

>>33232252
>spends years playing a game he can never win

I'll take being a casual any day

>>33232222

just checkin

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Was getting caught part of his plan?

>>33232283
Lmao im a nostalgiafag and I'm going to stop after gen 4 because new Pokemon don't do it for me so whatever.

>>33232336
>nostalgiafag
>doesn't stop after gen 2

You just can't do anything right

>>33232345
Gen 4 was over 10 years ago.

>>33232336
can you finally off yourself? All your posts are 100% pure cancer and everyone hates you.

>>33232303
what would his team be?
>banette
>wailord
>four unown U

>>33232362
Really made me think...

lmao

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>>33232201
>transgender

>>33232232
kek awesome

i had a dream that the legendary beasts were out and in the wild instead of raids and they were really far away so it was really hard to hit them and they gradually got further and further until they disappeared and it counted as them fleeing

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>>33232201
>I'm a 19 yr old petite transgender woman
>very feminine

can I use my gotcha when spoofing or will that fuck shit up?

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Did I do good guys? This is my first one and I caught him in my first ball with a golden razz nice curveball.

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>>33230712
ZAPDOS HAS LANDED IN AMERICA!

ZAPDOS IS LIVE IN PHILADELPHIA AND BOSTON

>>33232422
Good moveset
meh IV's.

Not too bad

>>33232428
>>33232429
is it just east coast right now?

>>33232428
ZAPDEIH

>>33232428
this image is old and stale.

CONFIRMED REPORTS IN DALLAS, TX
BOSTON
SEATTLE
NEW YORK
THEY'RE ALL OVER :) GET TO RAIDING GUYS
IT'S TIME!
WAS EVEN DROPPED ON THEIR OFFICIAL PAGE

Gonna grab a Zapdos

-Thunderbird are go

check serebii

why have u betrayed me

>>33232458

Nope. Australia, Japan, Seattle, San Fran, Dallas, NYC, Boston, Philly, Tennessee, and Florida have all confirmed. Seems to be worldwide for those not in raid curfew.

http://www.serebii.net/
IT'S LEGIT GO GO GO

>>33232492
I'm in Philly and I don't see any

>>33232506

Look here. At least 10 right now.

https://phillypokemap.com/gym.html

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it begins

>>33232526
thanks

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS6LBN4SLCo

>still don't have Moltres
>driving home from work today
>its Moltres
>jump out of the car and head to the gym
>group of people there
>sorry dude we just beat it, maybe one will show up later
>can't play later, going to brother's house
>decide to spoof one now that I'm home
>finally set up
>Zapdos is rolling out
Well just fuck my shit up

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFeJU2fIKlY

>>33232546
stop this shit now

>>33232537
>Spoofing

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>>33232563

Oh boy! Another legendary I'll never get because no one plays in my area! Woo!

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>>33232546
NORMIES GET OUT

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>>33232593
I hope the irony isn't lost on you

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There's one near SM pier right now

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who /based S I P B O Y luck/ here?

>>33232616
another half a mile up the santa monica freeway and off to the north side too.

>tfw it's almost 00:00 here.
>Have to wait 9 more hours for the first possible Zapdos encounters.

>>33232741
Same

>literally can't hit zapdos because he keeps moving
Looks like it's savage season time

Zapdos at Philly City Hall.

Send back up!

Any spoofer minds cleaning this gym up? 50.721742, 16.825542
My pokes have been there for ages.

What's 100 IV CP for Zapdos?

>>33232877
1903, I think

>>33232877
1902

>>33232877
1902

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>catch Lugia on Sunday
>catch Moltres today

holy shit its been a helluva 48 hours

Do raid bosses have the same IVs for all level 30+ players or are they random for everyone?

>>33232880
>>33232882
>>33232885

Cool. Now I feel better about not getting an 1869 one.

>>33232926
Nope. Completely random for everyone.

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happening

>>33232962
Just fucking end me, hank

>>33232962
YES

>>33232962
who cares gen 3 when

>>33232962
How have they not acknowledged the bug where assigning a gym defender causes them to become unfavorited?

>>33233005
hopefully mid-end 2018, and this comes from someone who loves gen3 over all the others.

>>33232962
Am I supposed to cheer for incompetence?

>>33233018
Oh lol by then If I haven't stopped completely playing this shit I will kill myself for real

>>33232962
>bonus balls for having a pokemon assigned

Oh boy, so the whole 2 extra balls isn't for the gym being your teams at the time of the raid? No wonder they halved the daily coin limit and reduced the number of pokemon allowed on a gym, you can't have those goys catching themselves pokemon easily can you?

I bet the last premier ball glitch takes them months to fix and the drooling retards will praise them for fixing it, rather than getting pissed that this game makes millions a month but they can't even spend a dime on QC or bug fixing in a timely manner.

>>33232962
>after using Potions.
It happens with any recovery item when using them too fast.

>>33233059
there is hope for some free stuff as an compensation

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Post em boys

>>33233191
I'm at work :(((((((

>>33233191
Literally not available until the morning for me.

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>>33233191
Nabbed it at the SM pier

>>33232962
>we are actively working
MY ASS YOU'RE ACTIVELY WORKING

>>33232962
I'm more in analysis not game development but is it not unreasonable that I think one excellent programmer could run this game better than the entire company? I just feel like there are so many retarded things wrong with this game and the code monkeys they hire don't actually know what they're doing. If I was proficient in whatever language they use and had a complete grasp of all the modules I feel like I could fix this game alone. Maybe with one other buddy who works on the network integration side.

From more experienced coders in game dev environments, how shitty are niantics codemonkeys?

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1/3 on zapdos
>one that got away had max attack

>>33232962
*we are actively working at coming up with new innovative ways to sap money from you while offering up nothing substantial in return, thank you for your patience

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After going 3/10 on Moltres, praise Hanke for blessing me with 3 above 90% Zapdos!

fucking burgers with your fucking zapdos fuck off

>>33233295
nice try, nuck

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I don't even know if this fucking ass is good, i literally don't know what iv are

>>33233295
Highest CP?

>>33233300
land of the free wins again bitch nigga

literally unbeatable

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>>33233316
93%

If I get something higher great, if not I'm cool with it

>>33233333
checked

>>33233313
What level are you?

>>33233333
and the burger fucks waste quints
bastards

1/4, Zapdos is far harder to catch than the other bastards.

>>33233333
Disappointing

>>33233333
Is that zapdos shiny?

>>33233333
>>33233346
>>33233363
>>33233376
I've always wanted quints just to make a disappointing post.

Call it a win.

>>33233391
well done

>>33233351
31

How many 35+ do u need to be to take Zippydoz down?

who /acceptedtheywonteverhavealegendarybecauseicantdependonautistsorspooferstojoinme/ here

>>33233494
Probably about 6ish

>>33233494

4 or 5 solid, smart trainers can do it pretty easily.

I did it with a group of 5 and we beat it. I didn't even get to use my 4th mon.

Most of the people at raids are foreign, anyone else get this?
I always have Europeans jajajaja'ing away at each other

>>33233558
There's an infamous Chinese guy who comes to every raid around our area. Nice guy, though.

>>33233558
In Berlin Germany, there are many people from NA for some strange reason, "p-please s-speak English? NEIN! haha joke"

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>>33233604
>"p-please s-speak English? NEIN! haha joke"

I swear that the zapdos model is shiny. The legs are too red.

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>>33232218
Here u go

>>33233604
I know right? and they always wonder why every german speaks "solid" english, I hate it when they use that word.

>>33233513
I got an atricuno after spending 2 days in the city. It's blue and can pretty much wipe gyms. I'm happy.

>chen will never raid

>>33233721
What are you talking about? Heaven has plenty of gyms for raiding.

>>33233692
>Articuno
>wiping gyms
The only thing you can wipe with Articuno is your ass.

>>33233755
Fuck off. I do it every night. In the middle of nowhere. The only problem I had was one OP blissey. Once.

>go do Zapdos raid
>someone gets hit by a car

PSA:

Zapdos is currently shiny. Niantic fucked up somewhere along the line. It's not shiny shiny (no sparkles), but the coloring is that of the shiny model. Expect them to fix it by tomorrow,

>>33233780
If it cant get past Blissey, it cant wipe gyms.

Moltres can pass through any Blissey, why aren't you using the fire bird instead?

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>>33233802
yup his feet are too dark

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>facebook stalk all the potential poke gfs that I meet at raids to see if they are single
>finally find one that is
I-I've never spoken to grills before, what do I do lads?

>>33233802

I fucking knew it! My cuz owes me ten bucks now

>>33233835
tell them you want to get them pregnant

>>33233835

Tell her you can smell her cunt and it smells delicious. Before she has time to respond, tell her that you'd like to sow your seed in her womb.

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>>33233750

>>33233835
grab her by the pussy

>>33233835
Tell her shes going to make a great ex wife

>>33233826
>>33233802
What are the chances all the caught Zapboyes remain shiny? I'd like to go out and get one, but I'm already over my data limit, and I feel like the "shiny" Zapdos are probably going to revert back to normal Zapdos in the morning.

>>33233893
Probably zero. It's a texture bug, it's not actually shiny, just appears that way. They'll revert it.

>>33233642
Now spoof it to a gym near me

>>33232592
Make a fb page for yo town faggot

>>33233835
>See a girl who I thought was single.
>Saw her at almost all raids for hours a day while being alone.
>After a week finally see her with her boyfriend.
>It's a skinny ugly nerd far below her attractiveness level.

>>33233993
>It's a skinny ugly nerd far below her attractiveness level.

If you can verify that this guy's autistic, too, it sounds like you might have a chance at not dying alone.

>>33233835
Get down on all fours and beg her to let you suck on her toes.

>>33234003
Ouch. Fucking below the belt man.

>>33233835
>everyone in my group is of 20> people all of who are engaged or married

Feels weird

>>33234018
It's fucking weird. For me it's a sobering realization that 99% of people out there have a partner. I would feel shortchanged if most the girls weren't fuck ugly.

>1/1 Zapdos
Feels good! My favorite birb

>>33233835
Listen man, I am in no way a handsome guy. I am pretty much middle of the road maybe a little on the side of ugly.

I have fucked 8 pokechicks.

The first step is to talk to them. Don't be a fucking weirdo, just have a normal conversation.

The next step is to establish a connection. Get her number/facebook under the guise of doing future raids.

Last, increase the flirting each time you hang out.

Its important to make sure they're not just friend zoning you. If she shows no signs of flirting back, decrease the amount you chill. She'll either lose interest or the opposite and gain even more interest.

>>33234035
The thing is, old fucks are playing this shit and are over 35lvl i met three couples like that just yesterday

>>33234042
>Bragging about bedding gross pokelandwhales
No thanks. I'll take the gym bunnies any day of the week.

>>33234056
You get no chicks.

Stop fibbing.

>>33234064
It's by choice :^)

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I didn't want to have fun anyways

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>I already lost three Zapdos today.....

Okay lads, You want Zapdos to have about 1885 CP or higher. Anything less is shit.

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>rush home after work to try and get in on raids because they stop spawning at 7:00PM where I live
>finally make it at almost 6:00PM thanks to fucking state fair/highway accident traffic
>realize Zapdos raids are live
>make it to two of them
>fail to catch both of them
>mfw some fucking ten year old said he's 3/3 already

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Anybody in here managed to improve their spotty 3G connection?
Do any of the "3g signal boost" apps work?

>>33234093
>Screaming into a ten year old's ear
Get fucking arrested weirdo.

>>33234096

Stop loving in some rural shithole and move somewhere with 4G/4G LTE coverage

>>33234003
The only thing he has over me might be money and being more extroverted.

>>33234109
Thanks for being so helpful

>Throw great and nice curveballs with Golden Razz and hit every single time but never catch a single Zapdos after 4 raids
>Casual normies and faggots tossing straight throws and catching every single one

There is no fucking skill to this game at fucking all. This is fucking bullshit.

>>33233802
I fucking knew it.

>>33233379
>>33233631

>>33234106
>taking reaction images literally

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>Zapdos pops up in my area
>everyone out from work
>everyone scrambling to catch a last minute moltres
>show up to an absolute shit show

I live rural so the only way to hit gyms is by car. Jesus christ I've never seen so many people playing pokemon go out by me in my life. Entire highway was lined with cars. Fights broke out because people started raid groups too early.

I laughed as I left the chaos with my Zapdos

>>33234136

Fist fights or what kinda fights? I can only imagine shoving and pushing at most

>>33233835

>facebook stalking

>I-I've never spoken to grills before, what do I do lads?

For one, stop with the creepy tendencies. How old are you anon? If you never spoken to girls and you're in your twenties, start doing 'normie' activities and don't spend much time playing videogames all the damn time.

>>33234155
Shoving, pushing, and screaming mostly. There were kids crying too. I wish I recorded it but I wanted to get the fuck out of dodge before the cops showed up. They were already circling the area.

>>33234118
>being mad about rng
Then just do straight throws yourself, I just make sure the ball is not wasted and it fucking works

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>>33234136
>>33234155
>>33234163
>people starting fights over Pokemon Go

Truly, these are grand times we live in.

>>33230828
Explain Shadow Ball and Solar Beam on Typhlosion.

Your logic fails pretty quick when you look at some of the dumbass moves they picked for other mons.

About how many people do you need to take down a Zapper? Is it like Moltres, where you can reliably do it with, like, 6 level 30ish people, or is it a bit tougher?

>>33234158
>Start lifting 2 years ago
>Still haven't talked to any girls yet

I fell for the meme.

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Are these moves really as bad as it says? Is Tbolt only that much better because its half the energy cost?

>>33234174
These legendaries are driving people insane.

>>33234175
Typhlosion is, was, and always will be, a garbage shitmon. So literally who cares?

>>33234180
Assuming everyone has 2 to 3 golems, it's as easy.

>>33234136
Ill take things that never happened for 300, Alex.

>>33234186
>Those symbols
What in God's cock

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>>33234187
>catched articuno, lugia, moltres (x3) and zapdos
>spoofed all this shit from my desk

We might be many things, but at least we don't have to deal with lunatics, we keep it tranquilo

>>33234207
>never happened

I can post the facebook convo of the giant argument it started in the local group I'm in if you want proof. Someone brought a lot of pot too apparently.

>>33234218
The only reason I can decipher this code is becauae I've played Pokemon for as long as I have.

>>33234186
This app shadowbans you, watch out

>>33234204
And assuming most people are normie dopes who haven't managed to build up a decent team or work out even the most basic type advantages despite reaching the high 20s? How many then?

jolteon is pretty good against zapdos, right? deals normal damage because the typings cancel out and is resistant

in other news, I've errored out of 5 out my last 7 moltres raids, what do?

>>33234241
No it doesnt, your thinking of IV Go that links itself to your account. This app just screenshots your game and auto-plugs things into a calculator with minimal human input.

>>33234251
Joltseon is frail as fuck. I dont recommend him for many things.

>>33234251
Jolteon is only good for Gyarados.

>>33234247
If it's mostly those type of players, maybe 10-11? I took one down with 6 pretty easily but we were all fairly competent players.

>>33234251
I wouldn't. Use Pokemon with moves strong against Zapdos, not neutral. Golem and Rhydon are both pretty good, (resist Electric and have Rock attacks) and I had success with Stone Edge Tyranitar as well. Nidoqueen is another option (again, resists Electric and can have Stone Edge).

>>33231850
Stats? I have a 96%er.

>>33231850
Why?

>>33234304
ah..forgot my 96% SE queen I powered up

only have one rhydon with RS/SE, rest are garbage. then two good golems and a pilo at around 2000cp

>>33234334
I have a 13/6/15 Pilo, is it worth using despite shit defense? Knows Powder Snow and Stone Edge.

>>33234334
You'll be fine then. Piloswine is another good option -- mine are just weak so it slipped my mind.

>Everyone wants to do Zapdos
>I just want to raid with this shadowban

I really don't want friends.

>>33234340
If its CP is already high, go ahead and use it. I wouldn't power it up though.

>>33234344
Is 1695 high for Pilo?

How easy is it to beat Zapdos? Is it easy as Moltres or more difficult like Articuno?

>>33234367

Easier than Articuno, but a bit harder than Moltres. 5 people can clear it.

>>33234367
I'd put it around Moltres, to be honest. The Zap Cannon one can be a bitch though.

No matter the attack, though, seemed easier than Articuno.

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Nuck's avi is barefoot. Is he /ourguy/?

>>33234367
cuno is 10th highest in defense stats, zap and moltres are around 60 something

however, counters are harder to get by for zappy

>>33234375
>>33234386
Thanks

>>33234388
Not /pgg/'s guy, but definitely /vpedits/'s guys.

>>33234386
This, Zap cannon is a real cunt.
However Zap might be the most irritating to catch. They gave him Ledyba's move pattern where he zips around the screen. However his hit box is as big as Lugia so that makes up for it sort of.

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>>33234388

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>no room
>use 36 candies on dragonite
>catch final fire birb. 91%
>use 31 candies
>still no room

what is this fake news about Zapdos being a shiny right now

>>33234448

Not fake news.

Niantic released Zapdos with the wrong skin. It's the shiny model, but not technically shiny,

>>33234448
Hanke done goofed

>>33234448
Basically, normal Zapdos is using the shiny model for whatever reason. There's no glitter effect like shiny Magikarp. Zapdos is just using the wrong model.

Raid Zapdos (lvl 20)

best possible CP: 1902

worst possible CP: 1820

Going to bed, lads.

Up early for raids!

>>33232232
That is fucking fantastic.
You didn't get much damage bonus... Did you.

>>33234486

Nice.

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>>33234504

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>>33234504

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>>33234504

>>33234042
>Don't be a fucking weirdo, just have a normal conversation.
How you do this? I always run out of things to say.
Plus I have no idea how to flirt

>>33234174
Finally, PVP is here!

>>33233902
Hanke can suck my cock. I wanna keep it.

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Post big girls

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>>33233191
Jelly

>>33234375
Are you insane? It's way harder than articuno.