/pgg/ - Pokémon GO General

>>33226093
boo hanke

2nd for nuck

Don't link IV apps that give shadowbans in the OP

I want to bust such a fat ass nut inside Blissey that Nuck will wish Reversal would just put it in Cassies butt already.

U wot m8?

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>>33226173

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>hatch 3 10km eggs
>2 Chinchou and a Mantine

I'm starting to hate this game

>>33226173
I wish bad things happened to you.

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Someone acknowledge my autism.

>>33226190
I haven't seen a chinchou for days hmm, there used to be loads hmmmm

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hanke doesnt even have the app open.

>>33226234
sauce damnit

>>33226241
e621 furret, boss

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So is Zapdos going to be worth powering up?

I know Moltres has better DPS but I can't fucking stand its design.

I want to catch a Zapdos and then use all three legendary birbs to fight a Lugia raid.

>Life can be a challenngeee, life can seem IMPOSSIBLE!
>It's never easy when so much IS ONNNNN THE LIIINNEE
>THE POWER OF ONE!!!!!!

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THE MODS CAN'T STOP ME, I AM IN CHARGE.

>>33226265

I'll be powering my best IV one up, mainly because it's my team birb, but also because I'm sitting on nearly 300 rare candies and I need the bag space.

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>>33226270
THE POWER WITHIIIIN!

Uhhhh have they fixed the rubber banding because I sat on my sofa resting my legbones and my geodude hasnt moved an inch, neither have I?

>>33226203
>no magneton, hitmonchan, or lapras
>missing 2 of 3 fossil pokes
>no arty coon oh
i'll give you girafarig and ampharos since they're rare but were you even trying?

I used to have horrible stuttering and overheating problems, especially during raids or after 20mins of the game being open. All of them were fixed after I formatted my phone. Highly recommend, I thought my phone was just irredeemably shit but it's all so amazingly smooth now. God bless

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>>33226203
7/10

>>33226393
>have Niantic fixed *insert issue here*
No, they haven't

>>33226203
No articuno?

>>33226430
Can confirm. Hobbled to the bedroom, lay on bed to further rest my legbones, walked 7km.

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>tfw finally caught a Granbull today
I was at like 7 candies for it and someone at a raid pointed out that there was one nearby
today was a good today

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Missed out on Articuno and Moltres for two reasons:
>was on vacation at a condo and it was too much of a hassle to get in and out of the building
>i didn't enough of a shit

>tfw no firebirb

I mean it's my least favorite but it's pretty gay man

fucking Moltres cunt

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>>33226572
>tfw no birbs ever

>mfw have 2 96% moltres
>Dont even like moltres

Fuck i really want a high IV Zapdos.

>>33226603
I know that feeling. Got a 98 articunto and l feel mostly indifferent.

>>33226615

Yeah. Ive done 17 lugia raids and my best one is 89%. Some guy from the raid i was in the other day got a 100% with no effort. Fuck RNG.

>>33226615
>>33226684
>getting this worked up over a 0.2-2% performance difference in pokemon that can't defend and aren't even good attackers
lmao

>>33226309
Same, except I just threw all my rare candy at Ttar so I can evolve my army of Larvitar. Still have around 100 left.

>>33226708
It all comes down to availability. I don't have any other decent ice pokemon so articunto IS the best ice attacker.

help me out lads because I am not a calculations nerd. also I'm legitimately retarded

the base catch rate for catching legendary birbs is 3% right? with golden razz, what does that go up to? what about the "great" and "excellent" balls? does the spinning the ball thing also contribute?

Gen 3 when

How do I do raids when my social anxiety is so potent that the government thinks it's ok for me to be unemployed, sit in my apartment all day and play games, and gives me money for it?

>>33226749
like 20-24% with a golden razz great curveball if you have catch bonus medals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qdjCk-cT08

>>33226752

63 days.

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>>33226749

>>33226753

1) spoof

2) suck it up and just go. most people there are nerdy fucks who don't make eye contact anyway.

>>33226760
Does this account for the extra catch bonuses from the gold medals?

>>33226753
I've got mad anxiety too just show up man. Everyone else is just as weird and awkward as you, trust me. Just b urself :^)

>>33226759
You for real

>>33226753
Get in normiebook and find your city's raid group.
Chime in and agree to go to a raid.
Show up, don't talk shit about anybody, just stand around and see when everyone's going in, do the raid, wave bye.

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>>33226760

>>33226760
man.. curve balls help out much more than I thought.

I fucking suck at them, I always miss and shit

>>33226442
>walked 7km
That's nothing anon

>>33226753

join the local discord/fb group, then drive to places and sit in your car if you can't deal with the people

I have bad anxiety as well, I just sat in my car by myself the first several I did but then eventually forced myself to go up to the group and it wasn't bad at all. Nobody gives a shit if you look/sound autistic.

You don't need to talk to anyone if you don't want to. Or you can just think of easy, scripted things beforehand - "did you start yet", "do you know if anyone else is coming?" etc.

>>33226190
But Chinchous are in 5km eggs.

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>>33226831

>>33226806
Practice on Pidgeot and Pidgeotto
It helps a fuckton

>>33226880
seems that I should. thanks bud

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>>33226753
I have no friends at all and I've showed up at a few raids. Most people are chill as fuck and they're there too to get the birds and go on about their day. Just say hi and ask if they're raiding or if they've started yet then you can be quiet for the rest of the day. If you have a downtown area, just show up around one hour before raids expires because thats when most people will show up especially on the weekends.

nanabs
on
legendaries

>>33226806
Practice is the only way out.

>raid of 10 against Lugia
>4 kids 6 adults
>explained dark and Rock were good counters
>fell on deaf ears
>raid starts
>1 snorlax, 1 Chansey and 2 Blisseys
>wtf
>after we fail miserably we try again and again
>I said you can't win a raid with Blisseys and Chanseys
>try one last time
>there's a Blissey and a Chansey again
>the mom says her teenage daughter "does what she wants"
>I counter with "she must not want a Lugia"
>left being bummed I wasted a raid pass

>>33226806
>>33226925
>>33226880
>>33226901
Friendly advice, DON'T practice curveballs on pidgey/rattata. They're too close to the screen, it changes the curveball technique too much.
Sentrets are far way enough to practice curveballs comfortably on.

>>33226932
Practice on all of them fag.

Then whenever you're faced with a new mon at a new distance or some rare shit like a Dragonite, you're always ready.

The point is to not only learn how to aim but also how to gauge distance and timing properly.

>>33226708

>Not using your favourite mons

Pleb.

>>33226932
This. Zubats are even better if you have them, a samurai who can catch zubats on the first ball can chop mountains in half

>>33226753

I have had quite moderate social anxiety all my life. Going to pogo aids has actually helped me alot. Just go. Yes, the first time is scary and you think everyone is judging, but after you go to a few youll start to see that everyone is just as awkward and some people are even more awkward than you. Its good character building anon... You can do it! :)

>>33226950
What I'm trying to say is that pidgey and rattata are unnaturally close to the screen compared to everything else, so a "pidgey curveball" is too different from an "everything else curveball", even if you try to gauge the distance it's just too close.
Since pidgeys and rattatas are like 60% of all pokemon you will catch you really don't want to get that shitty curve throw in your muscle memory.

>>33226753
I have ridiculously socially anxious people show up to raids all the time. I can tell immediately, obviously, and usually i try to get them included. Get them on the discord later for future raids.

We need all the help we can get, come out. You'll be welcome.

>>33226920
>Faggot uses shitnab berry
>Doesn't throw hard enough so is 0 for 20 on moltres, though it doesn't help they're instinct so they get max 5 balls
>Starting to lose their mind about catch rate

Fuck i cringed so hard and just caught theirs for them

rrrrreeeeeeeee

>>33226930
That hurt to read, sorry for your pain

>>33227012
>tfw 5/5 Moltres while always the minority Instinct in raids
>normies are constantly complaining they are like 1/10 or 0/20 and how they're missing over 50% of their throws or getting them deflected
>they finish within like 1-2 minutes when I've barely thrown one or two in that time because I wait for attack animations
>they always angrily stomp away without a word while I get them within the 7-10 balls I usually get
Some people are just inherently bad at video games, or rely on the p2w model+law of averages to get what they want. It's depressing to watch. They're just normies so I don't even feel any schaudenfreude from watching them fail.

>>33227044
How the higgedy heck can you possibly get it every time with 5-6 balls?
I mean the last ball is guaranteed to fail and the max catch rate is less than 24% with a curved excellent

>>33226930
>4 kids, 6 adults
I wouldn't raid with a group like that again unless those 4 kids we're man children.

>>33226093
I have my passport to prove that I have been to multiple Regions to capture the pokemon unreleased.

I am Zapdos away from being completely full, again, on my Pokedex. But my question to all of you is, what is so difficult about catching a 500 dollar one way trip flight to Hong Kong, and from there a 200 one way ticket to Paris, then a 100 one way ticket to London right now? You can completely cut out Australia during this event.

In the past 4 days I have spent my time flying on direct one way non-stops across the globe from America, to Hong Kong, to London, and am in Mexico. I fly out in a hour back to Texas.

During this time I have captured--
Mr. Mime
Khangskhan
Heracross
Corosla
FarFetch'd
and an Unown

Unlike you Spoofers, I am completely legitimate and my account will NOT be banned, ever. So, let me ask. How does it feel to know that I have completed my Pokedex without worry about bans or spoofing? How does it feel to know that you will always have to re-make accounts and eventually will be starved out?

I will continue to travel when Gen 3 Regionals come out, I will get the best flight deals (Prior service/Hops) and lowest flight fare. How does it feel to know as not just a Superior American but a Texan (better than an American) just romped around to collect them all?

How does it feel to know I am better than you in every way, shape and form and completed a living dex without the need to cheat like an underhanded yellow belly fucktard?

Just a question.

Well, Ya'll?

>>33227079
post this shit to reddit.

>>33227083
>I did

Damn reddit had a fucking meltdown over the catch rate on moltres. Fuck these faggots literally want to be gifted the rarest mons just because they were stupid enough to pay for raid passes. Fuck man I thought we had issues.

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>>33227079
>How does it feel
Largely indistinct. I would feel happy for you but you're really coming off as insufferable here so I don't think you even want me to be happy for you.

>>33227091
I'd rather have the legendary bird raids extended another week along with Moltres included with Zapdos.

>>33227079
Honestly I feel kinda sorry for you. I literally did what you did in the comfort of my shitter lmao.

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>>33227065
I make extra sure to land every single ball. Curve Great Golden Razz or better.

I wait until the bird is in not flying, and halfway done its attack animation so I can throw the ball and have it land right when it finishes the animation so that it has zero room to deflect it with a second one or flying. Catch sessions usually take me like 10 minutes because of how ADD the birds are.

After that, I guess I just get a bit lucky.
Only my first Moltres was like 7 balls (most stressful 7 balls ever), after that I always had 9-10 even if I'm the only Instinct thanks to the Damage bonus and because I do my gym runs at 4am and clean out the entire neighbourhood by 6am so that every gym is an Instinct gym raid. I may be part of the minority and the Gym Control bonus might be bugged but fuck if that'll stop me from kicking out everyone's Blisseys.

In my experience, Moltres is so fucking easy to catch compared to Lugias and Articunos. I don't get why people have so many issues with Moltres.

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>>33227145
>doing everything you're already doing
>every throw is a great golden curveball
>still 0/4

>>33227157
Sorry to hear man.

You still have at least 19 hours to get a Moltres. I believe in (You).

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Probably gonna miss out on Moltres. Car has been in the shop and it's a gorillion degrees out. Wonder when it'll return.

>>33227157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Daw4AzYV9fo

>>33227157
I was 0/8 at one point anon.

>>33227145

how do you get a +3 damage bonus?

I am lvl 35 and often the highest lvl at a raid in my area, with several maxed out pokemon w/ type advantage and good movesets, and hardly ever get more than +1

I don't understand how it's calculated

>>33227157

I was 0/6 on Articuno and Moltres raids had been out for over an hour - found one last Articuno raid with 2 minutes left on the timer and joined about 30 seconds before the battle started, managed to get a critical catch on my 2nd to last ball.

Keep trying.

>>33227224
If your initial team gets knocked out that shit resets. If your team is the only one or the minority on the raid team (regardless of how good your squad is) you won't get the bonus.

>recently upgrade from an S5 to an S7 phone
>"finally I can throw balls without lag"
>finish Lugia raid
>6 out of 10 golden razz excellent curve throws hit, not counting last ball
>still gets out
I already have it, but whew poor normies

>>33227224
>>33227243
Just bring your best and do your best. I have Golems and a vape squad.

If you wipe and the boss has like 5% HP left, just don't bother rejoining and you keep the damage bonus. It resets if you rejoin so I just sit there waiting for the win screen to come up. My phone's a shit phone anyway so by the time it's done loading the YOU LOSE screen and bring me back to the lobby, it's over anyway. I find that being Instinct never hurts me for the Damage bonus.

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>join telegram raid group
>among the rules is "no spoofing unless proven necessary and approved by the mods" and "no being from the spoofer group who made the game unplayable some months ago"
>mfw I'm friends with those spoofers
>mfw I spoof every day

>>33226951
this

>>33227420
>Telegram
Yiff in fucking hell

>>33227440
But Anon.
Furfags use Kik.

>>33227440
How is Telegram associated with furries? Also its a shit app I was forced to install it or I wouldn't get in raids

Average raid attendees;

>A handful of big fat sweaty guys
>A few people who are slightly retarded
>30 year old bearded guys who smell like weed
>Lonely mother and her kids
>Disinterested father and his kids
>A handful of chubby girls
>A few really fat girls
>1 hot chick(by comparison)
>virgin pre/teenagers
>A handful of old women.

>>33227458
>finally put a face to a local spoofer who's been destroying my gyms at 4:30am like clockwork even though no-one's there
>almost 6' tall fat Southern old lady dual-wielding two phones who says yeehaw every 3 seconds when there's a charge move coming
Raids were a mistake.

>>33227447
>uncircumcised
gross

>>33227518
lol

>>33227458
Here
>everyone is either in their 30s or close to it
>skinny guy/fat girl couples
>moms/dads who left the kids home with their consort to go play pokemon
>awkward overweight nerds with team t-shirt/color coded clothing
>that guy who started in March and is already level 35 because all he does is buy fucking lucky eggs "it's a good investment! Saves me time"
>that guy who has clear anger issues and it shows when his pokemon die/the boss flees from him
Pretty tame compared to what I've seen in these threads

>>33227520
>uncircumcised
>gross
jew

>>33227562
this one guy threw his phone at the floor as hard as he could when he couldn't catch a Lugia.

>>33226777
I'd expect it around October. It took 8 months for Gen 2 to release. So expect babies soon? Or they release it in a new way!

>>33227572
Kek what a faggot

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>>33226203
need Scizor and now Zapdos.

>Group of 12-13
>On last pokemon
>Do nothing but dodge while I wait for everyone to finish up
Somebody stop me

>>33227157
I went on a 5 Moltres losing streak. I broke the curse today thanks to Nanab berries glitching and fucking working! There is always a chance senpai.

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The game was fun at the start and got good with the Halloween event. It peaked at the water event and hasn't been good since solstice.

It's sad that it will never been fun again now that legendaries are out

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Howd i do?

>>33227397
Guys that drop shitmons at gyms are your friends, you must shield them with Blissey at all cost

>>33226171
stop

>>33227605
Legendary raids are literally the only thing keeping it alive at the moment though, otherwise it would be pretty dead

>>33227595
>Don't have as many pokemon to tackle these raids
>Never once thought of doing this

Gracias, Sensei

>Breeding
>Trading
>Tournaments
>Buffs

Never

ZAPDOS
FUCKING
WHERE

>>33227733
In 13 hours

>>33227079
Sounds fun desu
>ywn travel the world to complete your Pokedex

>>33227458
I just got back from one with a super passive aggressive chick that had two orbiters with her, they were even balding with glasses, skinnyfat in shirts that were just a bit too tight so it showed their stomach and a trimmed neckbeard. It was like watching a female stream on twitch in real life.

>>33227458
don't forget your spoofing friend, we are at your side carrying everyone else. Probably smelling better (I hope)

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>>33227079

>>33227079
What's the best place in Texas to spoof to?

>>33226190
Hatch a 10 km and a 5 km egg, swodowoodo an snubull
>mfw

>>33227787
Spoofers smell like rancid farts and hot pockets.

>>33227844
I got Igglybuff, fucking wooper and marill recently

>>33227157
Same here anon

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>>33227157
>mfw caught my last Moltres with a random curve ball, not even "good"
Cry more E rank luck shitters

>>33227893
>first Moltres
>Can't manage to curve ball because fingers are sweaty, getting dropped frames and it's too far away
>Just straight chuck the ball anyway
>Terrible throw
>Catch it after first hit
These lucklets, when will they ever learn?

>spoof to Santa Monica for a Moltres
>give my raid ticket in gym
>realize I spoofed too soon and now I'm banned
>Moltres is still on for more than an hour
>spoof back there later after my ban is lifted
>defeat Moltres and catch it
>Lugia in nearby gym
>go there and realize I magically still have a raid ticket
is this a glitch we could exploit?

>>33227953
>Doesn't know you can use two free raid passes in a day

>>33227957
Yeah, but that only works if you sill have one from the day before. I did not.

>>33227961
Besides I did not even spin the second gym, I forgot I was not supposed to have a ticket and just tapped Battle and I had a ticket to give.

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Would you trust some rando on FB with your account info to finish out that Pokedex?

I only do raids for drops. If I catch anything, I'm fine. Just wish I could farm more potions.

>>33228018
Farm those from pokestops, I'm sitting at like 70 max potions rn

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>46 coins leftover since the old gym system
>with the new system I get either 50 or 0 per day, no middle ground
>it always stays at 146/196 and I can't buy anything because of the missing 4

>>33228015
>Are you retarded?
no

>>33228015
I would only trust a 25+ person who doesnt have their facebook profile as private as possible. thats probably the safest bet you can take

>>33228015
a random person in this thread would be more trustworthy

>>33228071
This is literally the last place to ask.

>>33227829
Houston.

They have Corsola and Heracross.

>>33228042
lucky, i get random amounts every day, usually below 25 coins. trying to hold a gym for longer than 3 hours as instinct is a fucking joke

>>33228104
>tfw my shit suburb has 3 gyms
>tfw I and other 2 anonymous spoof fags hold them everyday for more than 12 hours
Instinct must suck at big places, but around here I can manage to get my coins

spoofing is the way, lads

start spoofing today!
don't waste another day by being a walkfag!

day of the rope soon, lads

keep walking today!
don't fall to the spoofing temptation!

spoofing is the true way, lads

discover a whole new game experience!
don't miss out on these rare mons anymore!

>>33228194
But playing this game as walkfag is the only thing that makes me occasionally interact with people.

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>>33226203
;^)

>>33228202
But playing this game as a spoof fag is the only thing that makes me occasionally have fun with this game

>>33228202
How many times has a variation of this being posted? And yet, we are still here...

>>33228042
This is why I started another account.

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>>33226203
TFW no one to do raids with.

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>>33227079
>ya'll

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How is it that every time I open the app my char is either blacked, missingNo-ed or oranged like here while I wear the pogo fest shirt?

Also, why do female avatar have so much more fucking customization options? I demand equality. More good shirts/pants for guys and more hairstyles in general.

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>tfw can't change my character's name to PickleRick

Think there will be an electric event during Zapdos?
maybe my hopes are too high

>>33228431
Yea, the electric event will consist of Zapdos spawning 100% more often.

>>33228442
>100%
Cannot into math I see.

>>33228448
>it spawns never
>it will now spawn
>not 100% more often

>>33228453
>1/0 = 100%

That's how dumb you look right now.

>>33228453
Its spawn rate will increase by 100% percentage points is closest to what you're trying to see.
But not technically accurate unless every spawn is zapdos

>>33228355
You're phone is shit. Buy a new one.

>>33228465
>100% percentage points
See >>33228448

>>33228355
>why do female avatar have so much more fucking customization options
Because nintendo had influence over this game

>>33228515
They did one thing right then, they know female stuff sells.

>>33228515
>males
>caring about appearance
lmao what are you gay

>>33228554
I don't wanna see how ugly you are, holy shit

>only girls are allowed to look good

key faggot

>>33228576
He plays this shit. He's most likely an ugly piece of shit

>>33228576
i bet you wash yourself everyday faggot

What's the best/easiest bot to set up?

I'm level 38 and it's too hard to level normally.

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>>33228576

>>33228604
>>33228611
>>33228631

then you guys wonder why you will die as virgins.

wow.

>>33228700
gays are still virgins too

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>>33228709
>looking good as a man and do something for your look makes you automatically gay

hahahahahaha this board.

>>33228716
that haircut is especially gay

>>33228576
>>33228700
>>33228716

americans are always ugly, especially american gamer, they can't be awesome like us eurofags, looking good and being a gamer or pokemon nerd or whatever is a euro only phenomenon (besides brits, they are always ugly, basically mini americans)

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>>33228721
you are one of those ugly,salty virgins that are jealous of every good looking man because they can fuck girls whenever they want and you have to fap to cartoon girls on /vp/ pokegirl threads.

HAAHHAHAHA poor kid

>>33228728
Your broken english is showing. Shouldn't you be worshiping a false god right now?

>>33228728
/thread.

>>33228736
you can project all you want gay boy it wont change your gayness

>>33228737
>everyone has to speak english like mother tongue or he is a bimbo muslim

wow this is why the entire world hates you. hope trump will ruin everyone of you and you have to leave the country , get raped by muslims and killed after.

So what are the chances east coast actually sees a Zapdos today?

>>33228750
if gayness means fucking girls everyday because I can, then yes I'm gay I guess. :^)

poor burgerlander show us a pic of yourself, let us see how disgusting you are , fette pickel ami fotze

>>33228759
If you're going to talk shit in another language, you better own up and git gud at it or you'll just make an autistic ass of yourself like you are now.

I am a gay. It's awesome. Just don't go to a gay pride march :)

>>33228774
>Just don't go to a gay pride march
I'm not gay, but this. There's a difference between being gay and being a faggot. Gay people can be cool. Faggots are never cool.

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>>33228771
the only joke here is your autism.

stay a ugly racism virgin, smelly fatty.

>>33228765
finally you admit to being gay, but the bit about stuffing fat pickels up your ass wasnt necessary

Can other people feed the Pokémon even if you already feed it to fullness?

>>33228788
Yes. The 10 berry per hour limit is per player.

>>33228813
What are you even talking about you spanner? He answered your question just fine and you've started to sperg out.

Fisketrovet in Koppenhagen has a 98% Moltres with best moves currently.

Any ideas what new updates might be? also when

>>33226398
over 10 hours later for my reply, but i took a break from the game last year. magnemite is nonexistent where i live, i've hatched like 6 tyrogue with no hitmonchan, and i actually do have lapras, though i forgot to mark it since it's like 200 cp.

Another 2km egg

another nidoran

why do i get those shits from EVERY 2km egg? Where are my starters? Or something i actually want? like machop or geodude?

FUCK NIDORAN

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Trading update when?

>>33228759
>gets butthurt because someone calls out poor grammar
>tells Americans to get raped and killed
This is bait

>>33228963
No joke. They take shit like Doduo out of eggs but leave in Nidoran. What the absolute fuck.

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>>33228786
>he tries to arguing in a conversation he already lost.

>>33228963

how don't you have machop and geodude candies up your ass by now? It's been a year...

I maxed out 3 high IV Golems and 3 Machamps (including a 100 for each species) and I still got leftovers and they've never ever spawned around here.

>>33228963
Why they put shitmons in eggs is beyond me, walking over 5km just to hatch a fucking Natu should be a considered a crime.

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>>33229001
At least the biggest crime of Mantines being in 10km is over.

Perfect IV Moltres.

8 excellent curvballs.

8 golden razzberries.


https://youtu.be/Daw4AzYV9fo

>>33228990
One of my friends is level 30 and only got Machamp because of raids.

They don't spawn here and aren't really common hatches.

>lucky eggs triple stardust gain
when?

>>33228878
>Being retarded

>>33229016
RNG fail

>>33229012
Yeah, after months of hatching nothing but pineco,gligar, sudowoodo and mantine now I can just hatch sudowoodo.

Eggs are fucking useless now anyway, same with buddy walking. Raids made half the game pointless, now all I do is raid and catch stuff for the miserable amount of dust they give you.

Stardust need an overhaul along with eggs and buddy mechanics, who the fuck buys an incubator to hatch a 10km egg when you can just walk to a tyranitar raid?

If they don't do something about stardust soon I feel lots of people are going to get bored of not being able to power anything up. I've considered getting a Go-tcha to remove the ballachingly dull grind of tossing balls and various brown and green things for 100 dust a time, only another 59 catches to go and I can power up my golem 1 time!

>>33229039
>only another 59 catches to go and I can power up my golem 1 time!
Should take around 30mins. Don't be greedy and try to power up everything, use your dust wisely :)

>>33229039

No one does Tyranitar raids anymore.

Heck, no one raids at all.

>>33229086

Golem is fucking useless.

what's the point, so you can get more useless shit such as Zapdos and Moltres? lmao.

>>33229086
>Should take around 30mins

Hello spoonfed city faggot, what's it like playing the game on easy?

>>33229112
I am not, but today I am travelling to Glasgow with my shitmons :D on the train now and am really excited. This will be amazing!

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>>33229098
>3rd best attacker in the entire game
>useless
>Golem
>useless
>"lmao"

wew

>>33229123
>willfully going to Glasgow at any point

No amount of unknowns and regionals could make me step foot in that shithole of a "city", the goverment should just bulldoze the whole thing, preferably with the residents still inside.

>>33229141
https://twitter.com/ImmaSuperBroly/status/893961807009861632

>>33229135
Oh hahah yes I agree. I never really visited Glasgow so it's exciting! Will I be mugged, raped, kidnapped or even stabbed?

>>33229159
You'll probably end up with a really bad smack habit after 2 hours and by hour 3 you'll be begging for money from passersby.

>>33229171
:'(
Worst nightmare.

Recently, I began spoofing. It started with me spoofing to a certain location very close to my house to gather up the dratini candies.. Slowly but steadily I kept on finding more excuses to spoof. It started with me not using spoofing to "directly" increase my pokedex by not catching pokemon not registered (this still allowed me to gather candies for some of the rarer pokemon). I made a promise to myself that I'd never use a pokemon I spoofed for gym battling, or putting them on defense. That changed when I caught a 2800CP Dragonite (It stayed in a gym for more than a week). I used to go for a walk 10km everyday to hatch my eggs and increase my distance. That changed when I discovered that my spoofer had an auto walk feature. I live in a building without an elevator and I've once climbed up and down 10+ times in a day JUST to catch pokemon, but since I started spoofing I began to find excuses to even walk 50 meters to catch a pokemon.

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>>33229098

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>>33229253
I had to spoof to fight other spoofers. I became what I hated most but the end justified the means.

>>33229253
Happened to me. I reached a point where I wasn't even having fun, so I started a new account and played clean since.

>>33229098
>Golem,moltres and zapdos are useless in pokemon GO

how can you be this bad? it's the raid era, gyms are dead faggot, snorlax and blissy are trash you idiot, counters and attackers are the thing now. gid gud.

Golem is one of the best pokemon in the game because it counters a shitload of pokemon in raids.

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Are shiny Magikarp still catchable?
>mfw near a river and a fucking slugma appears

>>33229349
that sentret is about to commit a murder

>>33229356
rape

I've been stuck in a convention all weekend through tomorrow with no hope of escape for a Moltres.

After it goes away, is it gone forever or will they bring it back for another event? I just want it for the fucking Pokedex entry, just want one.

>>33229349
yeah it is. i got one last week

Debating whether or not to go for one last Moltres just to try for a 100% one.

But I think it would be better to hold my raid pass so I have two tomorrow for Zapdos.

Decisions, decisions...

>>33229425
Save it.

>>33229425
just buy some raid passes

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>>33229454

>Articuno 1/5
>Moltres 1/9
This does not bode well for Zapdos.

>>33229425
Why tomorrow? Zapdos drops today...

>family vaca this weekend
>decide to join a moltres raid
>me, kid bro, 2 randos and my dad
>lvl 35, 25, 34, 38 and lvl 7
>dad maining a 900 cp kingler at a wicked lvl 7
>beat it
>only one who successfully catches is my dad

sick game.

>>33229488
East coast won't see him until the morning.

>>33229506
>dad carries your ass your entire life
>doesn't complain
>you carry him once
>ME ME ME ME ME????

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>>33229506
Nothing personal, Kid

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>plan big raid trip saturday
>smokeweed only do 3
>dont do anything Sunday
>no work today but fuck
Any autists going to be raiding in the rain in Manhattan?

>>33229581
I'm debating it. I have off too and was actually gonna head out to play then saw the rain.

I wish Magikarp spawned at the lake near where I live.

>>33229581
>>33229590
real pokemon masters dont let weather get in the way

>>33229506
Fucking ledditors need to leave. LEGENDARY POKÉMON ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HARD TO CATCH YOU FUCKING MOUTHBREATHERS. If you would have actually played pokemon you'd fucking know this.

Just got back to Go after burning out last summer. Is mass evolving still the best way to get exp? I got the advice to pop a lucky egg and go out and catch a bunch of gen 2 pokemon since I don't have many of those.

>>33229603
So hard that I have 6 lugias,6 articinos,and 7 kfc spicy tenders

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>>33229098
>useless

is this the new word for "one of the most important pokemon in the game in this meta"?

>>33229669
there is a huge list like this for all kind of things you can do in this game, really good.

let me see if I can find it. the list from gameinfo is just retarded based on nothing but dps numbers just trash.

>>33229669
Well considering the scarcity of dust, one might want to wait until Mewtwo and just power up a team of them and do better against pretty much everything the future will bring

T.different fag

>>33229714
they will ban mewtwo from raids anyway ;)
mark my words.

I got some news for you if you like men:
You very well just might be a gay nigga

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>>33229728
haha well meme'd XDXD

6 3 D A Y S
3

D
A
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Can someone with a Gotcha or a Go+ tell me what it look like on the screen when you catch or spin as you walk?
Or does it only work in PowerSaving mode?

when did moltres start showing up again?

why the fuck is stardust so hard to come by?

what's with the 63 days meme

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>62 days until gen 3

>>33229798
Hasn't left since it started

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>>33229811
>>33229806
>>33229798

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Shitty PoGo++ spawned me back to my actual location when I logged back in after almost 24 hours. So long as I didn't catch, spin, or touch anything I'm good right? Just gotta log off, wait two hours, then teleport back to Europe?

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Time to remind everyone that region exclusives are digital objects. 1s and 0s arranged in a way that makes you think they matter in some way.

>>33229821
I meant timewise, wasn't it like 6 cst?

people still play this game?

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My first Lugia was 2003CP. The next three I battled were 2004CP, but the first two of them fled. Now I've caught a third one and it's 2005CP.
What the fuck?

>>33229864
only 1,593 to go

>>33229836
Raids start spawning around 6am local time, I believe

>>33229889
Night owl here. They start spawning at 5 AM.

>>33229832

1s and 0s like those Patreonbux that allow him to travel the globe.

>>33229832
WALK IN THE WOODS

Humans still play game?

>>33229829
No u can teleport back immediately. No 2 hour wait. The game doesnt know youre home

>>33229626
Well, assuming you don't spoof, you put skill dedication and probably a depressing amount of money into getting them. Some people are bitchy little manbabies who don't want to do any of that.

>>33229832
You watched that?

>>33229811
Someone made a post about Gen 3 which got double 6s. Someone followed up saying "Kek confirms Gen 3 in 66 days" and that poster got quads or something.
Some anon has been counting down since.
I for one have seen too much shit to take meme magic lightly, so I'm just a little bit hype.

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>>33230008
oy fuck off

>>33229931
Yes, Traveller, in this era we even still walk around in the outdoors with our original legs.

If you're from the Cruz or Tim Kaine timelines, don't be alarmed, we don't have the fallout problems here.

>>33229795
Please respond

>>33229569
Brilliant.

>>33229392
Please respond.

>>33230057
>>33230075
hello

>>33230049
>traveller

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>>33230079

>>33230075
Not till the winter and it will cost a 500 coin legendary raid pass. Goodluck finding raiders

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>>33230092
>trainer

>>33229887
????

>struggled to catch 2 kangaskan
>little fucking 8 year old and his brother walk by
>yelling about 11th kangaskan
>punch him in the face
>knocked him to the ground
>stamped on his head
>took his phone
>tfw dont have password

>>33230336
>>stamped
what are you going to mail him back to mommy?

Zapdos when?

>>33229742
you think they will let people just make every raid free with 6x mewtwo?

legendas are already banned from gyms, they will also ban them from raids, or at least, they will make it so that you an only use 1 species per slot. 100000%

@33230416
K

>>33230416
I actually hope so, because it will get boring pretty fast after mew2 release.

>>33230425
>@33230416
>K

wew, back to tumblr faggot

>>33229276
No the ends don't justify the means. In your lust for power you lost yourself along the way. you are what you fought you couldn't beat them so you joined them embrace it. The best part is you're still weak compared to people with truly powerful Pokémon. It never ends how much of yourself will you sacrifice in the name of power anon?

>>33230436
>There's a spoof app for jailbroken ios devices that auto-excellent throws, so it may not be skill.
Link pls

>>33229977
I've only spent 10$ bought passes out of paranoia for the 1st time the day Lugia dropped. I've used my daily free passes every day and my saved poke coins to get more attempts if I fuck up. 97%cuno,93%moltres,98%lugia. I only missed 1 Lugia 1 cuno and 3 moltres. My best friend and gf went raiding with me but they never got a single legend and got sick of it after I got 6 of each.I Didn't want them to quit on me cause I like the adventure so I spoofed them both a legend so they won't be babies about it. I've gotten all mine legit but wouldn't be above spoofing if hanke decided to cheat me.

>>33230336
His email is probably on the email app just change password if not reset password if that's his phone tell security code should be texted to it.

>>33230503
sick blog can you link me to your tumblr?

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>Critical Capture on the last day

gentoo

>>33230521
Sure follow for follow? https://1secihavemore.tumblr.com

My gotcha just arrived in mail. What am I in for?

>>33230544
Disappointment because you paid money for a decide to play the game for you.

Nice. I noticed tye CP switch glitch still works. I turned off power saving mode by accident while catching a 1799 moltres and it crashed and it was 1823 or 1821 when i resumed

>>33230529
>3 candies
Why anon?

>>33230554
>a device to play the game for you
oh wow u confused me there m8

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PICKLE RIIIIIIIIICK

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>group of 14 plans to hit a raid today
>show up
>it's just me and some fat kid on a bike
>decide to wait a bit
>starts pouring
>he rides off
>just me now
>fuck it
>decide to leave
>wait for bus under an awning
>check phone
>bus is cancelled for some reason
>next one isn't for 90 minutes
>cold and wet
>fuck it
>decide to walk home
>45 minute walk
>mud everywhere
>almost home
>someone drives by and intentionally hits a puddle to soak me
>get home
>forgot my keys
>brother left
>have to wait on the steps in the rain for another 30 minutes
>mfw

>>33230632
If I was a girl I'd show you my titties.

How come Vaporeon doesn't get Ice Beam?

>>33230692
Nothing personal, kid.

>>33230692
Eeveelutions aren't allowed to get non-STAB moves.

>>33230692
Why doesnt lapras have psychic typing?

Bout to get a hooker lads

New Thread

>>33230712

New Thread

>>33230712

New Thread

>>33230712

>>33230554
I just want to use it for stardust and evolution item grinding. Both of which I'm sick of

>>33230632
I'm fat but I'd pity fuck you. Take a hot bath and go spoof champ you earned it.

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>>33230632
>>33230886
4 u