/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>33212653Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

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>>33212676
>Previously on /vpmd/, you found a pokeball, and opened it, revealing it to be Diancie

Diancie: Ah! Thank you for freeing me from zat 'orrible sing. Ah? Vhat has happened here!

Osha: Someone captured you in that pokeball and harnessed your powers to encase this shrine in pink crystals.

Diancie: Hm! Zat vas quite succinct.

Osha: We've been through this a couple of times already.

Diance: Ah, I zee zen.

Osha: You don't happen to know who captured you, do you?

Diancie: Vell...

>>33212777
Here comes the exposition dump! Nice trips.

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>>33212777
Diancie: I have no idea! I vas not even near zis mountain last I can recall!

Nibbles: (Wait, what is she saying? I can't understand her through her Kalosian accent. Actually sounds kinda fake, to be honest.)

Osha: (Nibbles, shush!) Ah well, at least we got you out then.

Diancie: Allow me to clean up some of zese crystials zen.

>>33212653
>official information is a leak

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>>33212876
Diancie: Ahh, zat is much better! It vould be a shame to cover up monsieur Koko's 'ard vork. I kept a few of ze crystals to block ze entrance for ze time being. It looks like zere are a lot of ozer pokemon milling about outside right now.

Osha: Uh... so...

Entei: Oof, that felt awful...

Jirachi: These guys managed to get themselves captured in the crystals, huh?

>Well, what would you like to do? 1, 6, 8

>>33212653
What do you think of the new form, OP? I think it's pretty average.

>>33213098
Lycarrot

>>33213080
Help them back on their feet.

>>33213141
This, and tell them to relax so that they don't run away.

>>33213080
so,can someone remind me why did we came here in the first place?

>>33213213
reroll

>>33213213
We did all this time-travel so we could enter some sacred lounge filled with legendaries and speak with Yveltal as to why Zygarde's fucking shit up.

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>>33213141
>You and your team help the beasts get to their feet

Suicune: Ah, thanks. I don't think we'll be running anywhere for a while. Those crystals mess you up.

Diancie: I am quite sorry for zat. My abilities vere used against my vill.

Shaymin: What were you guys doing here anyway?

Entei: We were in the area and thought we'd pop into Aula Calesti to visit the other legendaries, when we got surprised by the crystals and trapped.

Raikou: No offense meant, but what are you little guys doin here?

Osha: WELL

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>>33213494
Osha: It all started when the forest near my house started dying. We went through a lot and found this Shaymin had been captured, which we thought was the cause, but it turned out that there was something actively sapping away the life of the plants and pokemon there.

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>>33213561
Osha: So after that, our village was attacked by Tapu Koko and everything THERE had its life drained. But weirdly enough, we saw a Zygarde doing it. We also went around and found OTHER pokemon had been captured and were having their abilities used for ill intent, like granting pokemon fake wishes or luring in pokemon into a trap with a hypnotizing song.

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>the mastermind will probably be revealed soon and nobody's figured it out yet

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>>33213610
Osha: And then after an encounter with a 50% Zygarde, super-powered by absorbing the life energy of a bunch of towns and villages, we decided to come and talk with the legendaries, especially since this all seems like something that Yveltal would be doing with its life-sucking power or whatever. And after a whole bunch of crap we finally made it to this shrine.

>>33213651
The mastermind is clearly buddy, nobody is that nice

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>>33213665
Raikou: 'Kay then.

>2, 6, 9 next

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>>33213561
Well this is the story all about how
My life got twisted turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
Best believe Ron's focus is my derriere

>>33213682
My own dumb theory is that the mastermind isn't whoever's spreading fake rumors around. That's someone else entirely who's hoping that all the pokes who believe the rumor and check things out will rescue whatever mythical's trapped there

>>33213694
Ask them if they know any Eevee evos

>>33213694
Ask where Yveltal is.

>>33213721
Nice.

>>33213745
re

>>33213694
Hmm,what is that egg shaped thing up there?

>>33213694
Punch entei because you can

>>33213739
reroll

Wow, i didnt know /vp/ was THIS autistic.

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>>33213776
>You run up and punch Entei just because you can

Osha: Ron!

Entei: ....

>>33213890
Lurk moar then, newfag.

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>>33213936
>Entei barks out a fire blast

Entei: What's the big idea attacking me like that?

>He doesn't sound very happy

Osha: Ah! S-sorry Entei. Ron there is a bit odd sometime because he's a-

Shaymin: (Don't say it!)

Osha: (What? Wait why?)

Suicune: "He's a"..?

Osha: He's a...utistic?

Suicune: Hm... yes, I can see it. Ease up on the little guy, Entei.

Entei: Hmph, fine. I'd incinerate anyone else for punching me, but... there is something about these guys I like. It feels... almost nostalgic...

Raikou: Hm! I was thinking that too. They seem kinda familiar or something, right?

Suicine: Y-yes. Same here. I don't think we've ever met before though, have we?

Osha: We must just have those kinds of faces, I guess...

>0, 4, 7 next

>>33214106
Ask about Yveltal.

>>33214148
Do this, and ignore any rolls to punch anything else

>>33214106
Examine that blue thing in the back

>>33214186
reroll

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>>33214217
>>33214186
Diancie: Ah, you vere looking to talk to Yveltal and other legendaries, non? Vell, it may surprise you to learn this sigil is not just so, but is actually a portal to Aula Calesti

Osha: Whaaaat. No way, we didn't know that at all

Entei: Hmph, don't go blowing our secrets like that, Diancie.

Diance: Zey saved us all! I sink zey are deserving of a reward!

Entei: Can't argue that, but it's not up to us I'm afraid. We'll have to see what the guardian thinks. Come on out then! We've got some guests!

>>33214481
>inb4 Volcanion or one of the Reggies

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>>33214481
>A portal opens up before the sigil, and out steps an imposing and powerful looking pokemon. It looks from you to Osha, then to Entei.

Palkia: Mythicals are one thing, Entei, but inviting in normal pokemon like these would not be very welcome.

Raikou: Aw, come on now, bud, we'll vouch for em. They're here on an important mission! Fate of the world important, sounds like.

>Palkia glances again at you, clearly unimpressed.

Palkia: Fine. But your word alone is not enough. They must be judged worthy.

Osha: U-um, what do we have to do?

Palkia: We will fight.

Osha: Against you?! Are you insane?? Um... I mean-

Palkia: I am not an unfair pokemon. You may choose one pokemon amongst those here to fight with you. I would suggest you consider carefully and choose wisely. I will not hold back in our fight.

>1, 4, 9

>>33214630
Can we pick Diancie?

>>33214630
anyone he says?
choose palkia

>>33214630
Choose Diancie

>>33214630
Raikou

>>33214681
>>33214686
Diancie is weak to Palkia's Water attacks, I say Suicune

>>33214685
Do this

>>33214686
reroll

>>33214704
but that Dragon immunity and a mega though

>>33214686
re

>>33214685
roll

>>33214723
They never made a Mega diancie figure so no mega

>>33214686
rereroll

palkia

>>33214749
Suicune it is!

>>33214685
>>33214707
>>33214746
>>33214761
stop being a smartass,is not going to fucking work

>>33214783
>implying choosing palkia isn't the trick answer that he was looking for
OP is a very tricky fellow

choose OP to fight Palkia with us

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>>33214704
Suicune: Me? Alright, I will try my best

Palkia: I have teleported us to a separate realm so nothing will be damaged by our battle. Let us begin.

>1, 3, 8 next

>>33214852
Get up close to Palkia and trap them in a pincer formation, Ron going around the left with Suicune and Osha going round the right

>>33214852
Protag stones. If not, Magnitude and keep your distance.

>>33214906
reroll

>>33214852
use a curse ring

>>33214948
For fuck's sake.

>>33214906
re

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>>33214948

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>>33214948
>You have activated the Curse of Species Displacement

Osha: Species Displacement? What does that-

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>>33215094
Osha: -mean? Oy, wot the fuck is this?

Suicune: Oh... this is unpleasant. Can I even fight like this?

Palkia: A clever use of items, I can grant you that much. It's much easier for you to fight against a normal pokemon that a legendary, but who knows what all of us will turn into. All I know is you won't be able to stand up to the KING! A-ahem, I mean,

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>>33215125
>NidoPalk uses earth power on you!

>2, 5, 7

>>33215136
Go mega and Waterfall Palkia's face.

>>33215136
Use whatever water move we have!

>>33215153
re

>>33215151
Since when Mudkip has a mega? Did I missed some USUM announcement?

>>33215136
What are all of team's moves?

>>33215174
Vincent can mega, so I figured we could.

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>>33215155
>>33215153
>You run up and use the first water move you can muster... which happens to be whirlpool. ...Who the fuck keeps whirlpool?

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>>33215244
Osha: Australian euphemism!

>Suicune uses Bounce to hop up high in the air

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>>33215253
>You change again!

Palkrantrum: Hah, now this is more like it!

>You are in critical condition!

>3, 6, 8

>>33215272
Blind Palk with a Blast Seed and run away to heal

>>33215272
Oran!

>>33215272
pray for whatever Suicune turned into to bounce with maximum power

>>33215285
Reroll

>>33215272
Use Supersonic or Confuse Ray!
It's Palkia's fault for not using Repel

>>33215316
re

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>>33215316
>>33215288
>Suicune drops out of the sky and wraps around Palkia, pulling it away while you take a moment to eat an oran and heal, before confusing it with supersonic.

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>>33215401
>CHANGE

Palkia: What in the heck *yaaaaaawn* are we now?

Osha: Truth be told, I am not knowing myself.

>Palkia nods off and falls asleep. He's so sleppy.

>2, 5, 9 next

>>33215432
Grass attack!

>>33215432
Attack, but be wary of Bilbo's Super Snore

>>33215432
Use that Thicc ass

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>>33215469
>>33215477
>You use that poppin grass booty to Enema Palkios.

Osha: Must... not... explode self.... why is the urge so strong....

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>>33215595
>In its sleep, Palkia Super Snores Suicune and Osha away

>Suddenly you feel another change coming on.
Osha: Good... it can't get much worse than this!

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>>33215606
Osha: Oh no... no no no, this isn't allowed...

>2, 5, 7

>>33215606
>Osha becomes Ron and vise versa
>finally understands our to true feelings

>>33215621
Squeeze your own ass

>>33215621
attempt autofellatio

>>33215621
ask osha what he thinks of us

>>33215634
I feel like this should provide us with an attack boost or something. So reroll.

>>33215634
>>33215640
Both of these.

>>33215634
re

>>33215634
>>33215638
roll

>>33215634
Re, but kick Pal-suicune on the way to Osh-Ron

>>33215634
reroll

>>33215634
rolling

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>>33215652
>>33215634
>>33215640
>You do those things while Osha runs over, grabs you and starts shaking you violently

Osha: NO, NO YOU STOP THIS. You get out of my body right now, Ron! You stop this right this instant and kiss me- NO!

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>>33215739
oh you know what you said, otter

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>>33215739
Osha: Wait a minute! Why didn't we change?? Come on!

>>33215739
>Osha just asked for a kiss
This is a dream aint it

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>>33215774
Osha: Uh...

>didn't change
this is our moment
SEX THE OTTER!!

>>33215784
Oh god.

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>>33215784

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>>33215784
Osha: UH. RON. RON WHAT DO I DO?

>3, 6, 8

>>33215794
Join in

>>33215786
roll

>>33215794
Quick, kiss the pig otter

>>33215794
Rape it before it rapes you. Or Arm Thrust it away.

>>33215794
you have to claim someone else with violent sexual acts to show your status

>>33215802
>pig otter
You mean Potter?

>>33215802
re
>>33215811
yes

>>33215807
this, let the otter claim us

>>33215806
fisting is not rape

>>33215828
Not with that attitude.

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>>33215816
>>33215800
Osha: Oh god. Oh sweet Giratina please make this stop ;_;

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>>33215873
Suicune: Ugh, this disaster is giving me a headache.

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>>33215883
Osha: Okay... alright, finally. Phew. But... we're all Pikachu this time?

>>33215894
Oh shit, mimikyu incoming

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>>33215873
Oh yes. That's what I like.

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>>33215894
Osha: Oh...

>1, 5, 8

>>33215903
valiantly protect the otter at all costs

>>33215903
Kill the imposter.

>>33215908
Do this

>>33215903
Iron Tail if possible. Thunderbot if not.

>>33215903
Nuzzle cheeks with the other Pikachu to amplify our electric attack

>>33215903
Run over to Palkiachu and throw him at Mimikyu, yelling WE'RE DITTOS, HE'S THE REAL PIKA

>inb4 one of the changes is us being the three genies and Palkia Magearna
Now that I named it it probably won't happen though.

>>33215903
Panic and use Volt Tackle.
>>33215920
That Mimikyu is Palkia

>>33215908
this

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>>33215933
>That Mimikyu is Palkia

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>>33215935
>>33215908
>>33215933
>You ram into Palkikyu with a volt tackle, but he slashes right back with a shadow claw

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>>33216006
>Osha attempts to fend him off with a thunderbolt, but Palkia simply counters with a Shadow ball

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>>33216018
>Even Suicune can't stand up to the rabid fury of Mimikyu and falls to a Play Rough

>>33216027
Osha: Pikachus... pikachus really suck...

>Mimikia closes in on you...

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>>33216043

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>>33216052
>CHANGE

Osha: Oh. OH.

>0, 3, 9 next

>>33216063
Hide behind Seaking, remind Osha which food's his favorite.

>>33216063
this isn't the kind of eating we wanted

>>33216078
This

>>33216078
Do this

>>33216063
Brave Bird/Wing attack/Gust/Air Slash/Aerial Ace/or anything

>>33216078
re

>>33216063
Get vored

>>33216078
Re

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>>33216088
>You and Suicune scurry behind the all but immobile fish out of water, Palkia.

Osha: Heh.... heheh.... hehehehe

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>>33216174
Palkia: Alright, we've passed my limit on this... this.

Raikou: Hey, you guys are back. How'd it go?

Suicune: I... I'd rather not say...

Osha: ...sorry... v_v

Palkia: Whatever, just get inside. Just don't talk to me while you're here anymore...

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>>33216193
things happened in there that will never reach the light of day

I bet OP already paid Game Freak $1000 for new lycanronc's figurine

>>33216261
It's a waste of money. All he has to do is paint a Day Lycanroc and glue a cotton ball on it.

Alright so! We only have story left for this chapter, with few, if any actions, BUT there's still a lot to go through, meeting lots of legendaries and all, and I'm fading for the night. So, if we can just keep this thread bumped overnight, I'll go through and post it starting tomorrow morning
Sound good?

>>33216297
Ok then. Goodnight OP.

>>33216281
>implying figures for /vpmd/ are a waste

I actually think /vpmd/ and comfy threads are the only good things left on this gay board

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>>33216297
Bumping's all I'm about good for, so I'll do my best. Night OP, and thanks for the thread. And extra thanks to you-know-who for suggesting the curse.

>>33216297
Night OP, thanks for the thread

>>33216297
Night OP
is it okay if I post Oshawott porn to bump?

>>33216349
OP said bump the thread, not get it deleted by mods.

>>33216349
Considering this is a blue board, no it's not

>>33216297
Thanks for the run, OP!

>>33216311
$1000 for a figure would be pretty steep. Still, you're right that there's not much good left in /vp/.

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>>33216349

>>33216261
>>33216281
>It's going to be one of Ash's pokemon, so they're almost definitely going to make a figure of it
>I'm going to have to buy it because I can't just not get a figure

It's probably going to just be mostly the same pieces they used for midday anyway :/

Also
>Implying I'm not stingy enough to wait for it to come up for msrp and not a dime more

>>33216349
Only if it won't get the thread deleted by mods. Sometimes I'm still worried these threads'll get booted to /qst/ by them at some point

>>33216400
If the threads get sent to /qst/, you would continue them there, right?
And you would tell us, right?
And /qst/ is a red board, right

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>>33216427
I do not like this line of questioning

>>33216427
>And you would tell us, right?
Well you'd be better informed if you were on the Discord although shit's pretty dead most of the time

>>33216427
so long as people keep showing up for it
Also, >>33216438

>>33216446
I am not
and don't want to since I'm too socially awkward to interact with people without anonymity

>>33216468
That's understandable, I probably would've done the same if I didn't have to keep track of /vpmd/

Which -king do you think is OP's favorite? I'm guessing Nidoking.

>>33217339
I'm guessing Osha, the king of our heart
Memes aside, I think you are right, considering that nidoking was the main antagonist of chapter one, his daughter is in our team and she is the queen of our heart , and 2 other mons have transformed in him

I wanna know,is there a Victini figure?

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>>33217825
A quick Google search shows that this exists, so yes.

>>33217366
Yeah, not only that, but I think the Nidoran accompanying past Munna could've also been him. Maybe.

>his daughter is in our team
Only after everyone basically bullied OP into giving us a chance to recruit her

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Hopefully last bump before OP gets back.
Favorite chapter so far? I'd probably go with 3, although this one's had some good moments too

thanks for keeping bump vigil guys, things soon

>>33212653
where did you buy those figures

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Got bored, so I compiled a list of legendaries we've yet to meet. Surprisingly there's still quite a lot even after so many were introduced this chapter.

>>33219660
amazon and ebay mostly. I found a good import site though a while back, have to find what it's called again

>>33219767
Let's see if we can't knock a couple of those names off there

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Raikou: Tadaima!

Palkia: Raikou, we talked about this.

Raikou: Sorry.

Jirachi: Wow, this is nice... but I thought this was like... a big important meeting place or something. It looks more like...

Entei: No, no, nothing so grand, it's more or less a clubhouse for us Legendaries. Most of us come and go as we please.

just as I get started I get pulled away, bbs. If there's any dialogue you want to say, feel free to post and I'll try and work it in

Nice, the genies are back! Can we ask them how the tower's doing? And I guess we should also say hi to Volcanion and see what he's watching on TV. Looks like a big game.

>>33219867
Is that kyogre wearing a top hat?

>>33220119
I think it is the fedora we used when we killed a golbat by making it cringe

I wonder if Groudon's wearing a hat too.

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>>33219867
Raikou: Ugh, can you move over, Volcanion? Your fat ass always takes up the whole couch.

Volcanion: Maybe if someone could actually BUY a couch not made for smaller pokemon, it'd be better, but you know the rules, first come, first serve.

Raikou: Fiiine, can I at least change it though? I wanna get in some bingeing, dunno how long its been since I was crystalized and my hulu trial might be running out. What even is this?

Heatran: It's a live feed from outside the shrine. There's still so many pokemon loitering out there.

Osha: Um... Volcanion?

Volcanion: Yes? Oh! It's you, isn't it? It's been a long time now, but if I remember right, you said you know where Magearna is, right?

Osha: She's a member of our Exploration Team. If you want you can come visit us in Risellan City.

Volcanion: Augh, public. But fine, for Magearna. As soon as those pokemon outside clear out, I'll go.

???: You! Yes, you over there!

>>33220466
Oh hey, there's Keldeo.

>>33220466
If Fug has a top hat I will make a Top Fug meme

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>spent all day bumping the thread
>now it's nearly midnight where I am and my eyelids are getting heavy
The cruel irony. Guess I'll see how the thread turned out in the morning. Night all. Or day. Or dusk

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>>33220466
Osha: Oh! R-rayquaza? Hello again.

Rayquaza: Hm! Yes, it is you after all, is it not? Ha, and you two still seem young as ever.

Osha: Yeah... hope there's no hard feelings about what happened on the summit...

Rayquaza: Not at all, not at all, my dear boy! That was quite some time after all, in my, hrm hrm, rambunctious youth. We've all grown more mature since then. Compatriots, would you care to meet these vivacious little pokemon? Ron, and Osha, if I remember overhearing your names correctly?

Groudon: Oh, I say, I do believe we have met before as well...

Kyogre: It was but brief, but yes, I have seen them once long ago as well!

Rayquaza: Have you now? Yet, if I recall, you were both in hiberantion for quite some time in the recent past

Groudon: Ah, it was so long ago. Back when we were acting quite, shall I say, 'primal'?

Kyogre: Dohohoho

Rayquaza: And yet such normal looking pokemon stand before us? Are you truthfully legendaries in disguise? How else could you stand here before us after so many eons.

Osha: Hah, it's... it's a long story actually.

Kyogre: Truly? Well perhaps you could tell us about it over tea and cake. We were just settling down and would enjoy the company.

Osha: Thank you very much, but we're actually here for something very important. Do any of you know anything about Zygarde? Especially as of late?

Rayquaza: Zygarde? Why its central stone is in this very temple! Those pesky little cells are always running about. It's right over there behind me, in fact

>>33220570
sorry! I'm trying really hard to type the dialogue and fend off my family who can't seem to leave me alone for more than 5 minutes at a time

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>>33220614
Rayquaza: Mmm, perhaps not. Has anyone seen the Zygarde Stone lately?

>The legendaries mutter amongst themselves, eventually ending in a round of 'no's from everyone present

Rayquaza: Hm. Distressing.

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>>33220699
Osha: Um... has anyone seen Yveltal then?

Tornadus: Hey, you two!

Osha: Hello again Tornadus. How's the tower doing?

Tornadus: We actually just got back from our vacation to Hoenn. Lovely place. We were just stopping in here for a bit, but we got caught up listening to Keldeo about this new fountain he had installed

Keldeo: -and we actually got some imported Minior shell all the way from Alola to sculpt it from. I think the artist *really* captured the exquisite beauty of my resolute form.

Tornadus: Anyway, you're looking for Yveltal, you said?

Osha: Yeah, is it here?

Tornadus: Yeah, hang on. HEY XERNEAS!

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>>33220506
Should I be proud of myself?

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>>33220803
Xerneas: Yes? What is it now? Have those little normal pokemon outside finally gone? How am I supposed to roam majestically through the forests of the land when I can't even leave a smelly cave without garnering unwanted attention?

Tornadus: No, but these two-

Xerneas: You invited some of them inside?? Ugh, I'd rather be... I don't know, thrown into the sun or something rather than have to talk to these little nuisances anymore.

Tornadus: Calm your horns these aren't just any little guys. Pretty much everyone here seems to have run into them at some point from the sound of it, and we can all vouch. They're looking for Yveltal.

Xerneas: ...why? No, you know what, I don't care.

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>>33220898
Xerneas: If you want to talk to Yveltal, check the basement

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>>33220911
Osha: Wow, stark contrast from upstairs.

Yveltal: WHO GOES THERE?

>>33220832
Good but might be better if OP provides a head-on shot.

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>>33220959
Osha: H-hello, Yveltal. Um... how's things?

Yveltal: OH, VISITORS? I APOLOGIZE, I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO CLEAN IN A WHILE. CAN I OFFER YOU ANYTHING? DRINKS? SNACKS?

Osha: Actually, we were hoping to ask you something.

Yveltal: HM! WELL THEN ASK AWAY!

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>>33220983
>Osha relays the story of your adventures so far

Yveltal: AH, OKAY. WELL I CAN SEE WHY YOU WOULD SUSPECT ME. BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU, AND I'M SURE THE OTHERS UPSTAIRS CAN CONFIRM I HAVEN'T LEFT IN QUITE SOME TIME.

Osha: Do you have any ideas we might be able to go on then?

Yveltal: HMM... WELL, I THOUGHT NOTHING OF IT AT THE TIME, BUT IN LIGHT OF YOUR STORY, THERE WAS ONE DAY I WOKE UP AND FOUND A SPOT WITH SOME FEATHERS MISSING. PERHAPS THEY WERE TAKEN FOR A NEFARIOUS PURPOSE.

Osha: Hmm... they were saying upstairs that the Zygarde stone went missing too... maybe... maybe they were stolen?

Yveltal: IT IS POSSIBLE. PERHAPS ONE OF THE RESIDENTS HERE TOOK THEM WHILE NO ONE WAS LOOKING? IF THAT'S THE CASE, I WOULD BE WARY ABOUT ANY OF THE LEGENDARIES YOU'VE MET. ANY ONE OF THEM MIGHT BE BEHIND THIS.

Osha: E-even you?

Yveltal: HAHAHA! YES, LITTLE OTTER, PERHAPS EVEN ME. YOUR SUSPICIONS ARE NOT UNFOUNDED. FOR THE TIME BEING TAKE ONE OF MY FEATHERS YOURSELVES. YOU HAVE MY WORD, IT IS HARMLESS! PROMISE ON MY OWN LIFE. YOU MAY USE IT OR STUDY IT HOWEVER YOU WISH, BUT IF NEED BE, YOU CAN USE IT TO CONTACT ME AND I WILL OPEN UP A PORTAL BACK TO AULA CALESTI FOR YOU WHEREVER YOU ARE.

Osha: Really? But I thought the only way any one could get in or out of here was with the portal in the Mt Yonder shrine that Palkia created.

Yveltal: YEAH WELL, THAT PEDANTIC KNOCKOFF GODZILLA CAN DEAL WITH IT. THESE SEEM LIKE PRETTY EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES.

Osha: A-alright, thanks!

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TO BE CONTINUED

>>33221178
Yveltal confirmed for the bro-est of bros.

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>>33220832
>>33220975
have at it

do i really have to read all the screencaps to know whats going on

>>33221197
>we didn't sex any legend
Damn
Anyway, this was a great chapter, thanks OP!

Last thing before I go:

100g to anyone who knows why Yveltal speaks in all caps

>>33221233
It's the best way to catch up with the story but if you want the tl;dr version, check the first part of the summary in the OP text, then Oshawott summed up what's happened so far in these posts:
>>33213561
>>33213610
>>33213665

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>>33221232
>>33220975
>>33220832
>>33220506
Improved

>>33221418
Now that's gold.

>>33221247
I know there's a book series where Death speaks in all caps all the time, but the name escapes me right now.

>>33221487
Oh,you mean Mort by Terry Pratchet? I love that book.

>>33221487
Ah,and the series is Discworld

>>33221487
>>33221495
>>33221504
100g to you guys

>>33221197
Sweet, we get a strip of bacon

>>33221790
arent we bacon already

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>>33222133