/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>33195320
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

otters are gay

>>33195330
So are we
It's the perfect match yet our love is not corresponded

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>>33195323
>You descend down into the deep underground basement cavern of the mountain.

Osha: Looks like this cavern is flooded. I guess there's something else one the other side? Hm, but how do we go forward from here? I mean, *I* can swim, but you guys need to get across too.

Shaymin: I don't know about that, but it's fuggin freezing down here.

>What would you like to do? 2, 5, 8

>>33195361
spank Shaymin for swearing, that'll heat him up

>>33195361
Tell our teammates to stop being little bitches and swim like men
Then jump on the otter's back and let him swim us to the other side

>>33195361
Have best otter use Ice Beam to freeze a path

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>>33195402
Osha: Guess I can do that. Which way should we try going though?

>3, 6, 9

>>33195440
Check the direction of water flow. Follow it

>>33195440
Now, while he's turned! Grab the otter's [spoilers] hand [/spoilers]

>>33195440
Investigate white thing

>>33195525
I want to fix it, but I'm too lazy to. I'm conflicted.

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>>33195539
>This white thing? This white thing right next to you? The big white thing being the only thing of note on this tiny island of dirt?
>This white thing is a huge ball of ice!

Osha: Waaaaaait a minute. Is that that stupid ball of ice from back in the past with the fossil pokemon? So, what, this is the cavern we fought Groudon in, and it's been sitting here all this time?

>Seems like time's taken its toll on this thing though. You can see a bunch of tiny cracks all along its surface.

>1, 6, 8 next

>>33195571
>>33195512
>>33195525
do both

>>33195571
>break ice ball

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>>33195616
hey, I do the >implying around here

>Since you finally have a non-contact move to use on this thing, you unleash a flamethrower on the ice ball, causing it to crack and break further

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>>33195669
>From out of the ice ball comes...

>>33195677
I was WONDERING when those dudes were going to show up. And I still haven't thought of any jokes involving our team name!

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>>33195677
Regice: ⠠⠊⠉⠑⠝⠕⠙⠑⠁⠉⠞⠊⠧⠁⠞⠫

>Regice turns and freezes the whole flooded cavern solid in a flash

>>33195700
Do we freak him out by saying we are regicides?

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>>33195700
>Paying no further heed to you and your team, Regice wanders off elsewhere.

Osha: Cool. I guess. Anyone catch what it said?

Jirachi: I'd check, but I'm not getting any phone signal down here.

Osha: Now we can cross without me having to freeze anything then

>1, 5, 9 next

>>33195689
Hm? Our team is right in this pic: Regice's side

>>33195736
Facepalm and follow Regice.

>>33195736
Follow Regice.
Ask it to ⠚⠕⠔⠥⠲⠠⠺⠑⠓⠠⠗⠑⠛⠊⠤⠉⠊⠙⠻

>>33195736
Tell nibbles to attack it, time to see 4x ice weakness in action

>>33195770
Do this but grab that hot block of ice by the ass

>>33195773
>JO⠔U.⠠WEH⠠REGI-CIDÏ
what the fug translator are you using

>>33195800
grade 2 braille

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>>33195775
Nibbles: Alright, ice type legendary, super strong against me, but... I can do it! I'm strong enough! Yeah! I'm gonna do

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>>33195826
Nibbles: iiiiifuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>Nibbles goes sliding off on the ice

>0, 3, 7

>>33195831
Ask Jirachi why he's so fascinated with our rear, then slide after Nibbs.

>>33195831
Kiss nibbles

>>33195831
Is nibbles the most loved partner? We pick him for nearly every mission
Yet we always put his life in danger and blame him for everything

>>33195844
Opening that home warp was a mistake.

>>33195851
I'm pretty sure it's all one anon doing it

>>33195851
I thought Osha was the most loved partner

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>>33195843
>>33195844
Jirachi: Well this rock is tiny! You want more room, go ahead!

>Jirachi gives you a shove, sending you sliding across the ice as well.

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>>33195907
>You try to aim for Nibbles, intent on sharing a nice smooch for being such an understanding and adventurous teammate, but your trajectory slides you into a rock in a different direction.

Nibbles: Ok, no no- wait, no, fuck

>Nibbles is clinging haplessly to his rock, trying very hard not to slip or fall

>2, 5, 8

>>33195923
Slide straight into Nibbles and bump him away.

>>33195923
try to look around to see what the place looks like and then form a strategy to get to the exit.
Or torch the place with flamethrower in rage

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>>33195948
>You take a moment to gather your bearings and take a look around the area, now that you're in a better position to see it

>>33195996
>1, 4, 7 next

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>>33195811
I must be using the wrong translator then

>>33195996
>>33196002
Aim for the biggest boulder and try to smash it on impact.

>>33196004
I was using unicode

>>33196002
Run all the way back and punch jirachi, just because you can

>>33195996
Go left to Nibbles, then down, left and up to the keyholes. Have the others follow.
then blame Nibbles for losing Regice

>>33196017
Selecting Unicode just brings up the braille in both boxes
I don't know why translating a simple set of symbols is so hard for me

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>>33196031
>You turn around and launch yourself full force at Jirachi, raising your arm in a punch
>but he just catches you with his psychic powers

Jirachi: I'm 20 levels higher than you dude!

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>>33196112
>He flings you back into the ice field

Jirachi: Nice try though!

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>>33196119
>You land at the big rock

>2, 4, 7

>>33196133
Whisper ⠊⠋⠽⠜⠑⠗⠑⠛⠊⠗⠕⠉⠅⠊⠁⠍⠎⠎⠕⠗⠗⠽ to it before Arm Thrusting it to pieces

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>>33196133
Move on to the exit. Have the team come to you.
When Jirachi's not looking, hold his hands

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>>33196184
Was wondering why no one did this sooner

>You bump along the rocks to get up to the big pillar on the other end

>>33196245
>spoiler
I don't know, I guess I was expecting something else. Didn't think there was an actual ice puzzle.

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>>33196245
>Jirachi and Shaymin just fly and/or levitate across

Osha: You guys could've helped us get across, you know.

Jirachi: No one asked

Shaymin: I mean, it's a pretty straight shot anyways. Not like you had to move in a grid space or anything like that. But for all the good it did anyway, we need keys to open this door.

Osha: We HAVE keys

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>>33196295
Jirachi: Since when

Osha: Iunno. From before we time traveled. I forget where exactly. But this is it! The shortcut!

>>33196307
I don't remember ever picking up those keys

>>33196307
Where's the fabled hand-holding?

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>>33196307
>You emerge into the a new cavern, one filled wall-to-wall with pink crystals. In the middle of the room seem to be some guardian turrets... but it doesn't look like they've noticed you just yet

>0, 6, 8

>>33196348
What're you talking about? OP's hand-holding us right now.

>>33196330
I don't remember myself, but I had em set aside from the first part of this chapter

>>33196361
Use the Ghost Armor to sneak over and disable the blu turret

>>33196361
Make jirachi and shaymin solve it, they never do anything

>>33196378
Re. Fuck.

>>33196370
>>33196330
okay, went back through, one was from the chest in the basement (vs Aggron pt 1) and the other was picked up by B team in their exploration

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>>33196386
Jirachi: Oh come on, this is an easy one

Shaymin: Way to pull your own weight, guys. But fine, we'll pin the turrets down with leech seed and psychic, but you gotta take care of the rest

>2, 6, 7

>>33196447
Stealth on over and sap those sentries.

>>33196447
Go over the middle and check the chest in case it's a Mimic.
Maybe break a crystal or 2 as a souvenir.
Then blame Nibbles for not doing anything.

>>33196497
Re

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>>33196462
>No need to stealth over, the sentries are immobilized. You and Osha break them down in an instant

>0, 5, 8 nexy

>>33196541
Attack the chest in case its a mimic

>>33196565
re. but have Nibbles do it. If nothing happens, blame Nibbles for attacking the chest.
Then open it.

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>>33196570
>>33196565
>Nibbles throws you through the chest, revealing another pokeball inside

Osha: Ah, dammit, another one, huh?

>2, 6, 7

>>33196610
Oh. Hmm. Just like that? Open it with caution in case it's a Voltorb or something.

>>33196610
Throw the pokeball at shaymin, catch him to add to your harem

>>33196621
re

>>33196621
re

>>33196621
This, but poke the button with our dick

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>>33196652
>>33196621
>Inside the pokeball is

>IS

>TO BE CONTINUED

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>>33196667
>nah, we all know it's Diancie

>TO BE CONTINUED

Rolling to keep vpmd going forever

>>33196694
re

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>>33196112
>Jirachi: I'm 20 levels higher than you dude!

>defeated all the "king" mons
>banished a ghost Pokemon to hell with the power of Arceus
>defeated the three genies
>held off Zygarde for a while
>able to use both Primal Groudon and Mega Fug as horses
>but we can't give Jirachi a good smack after shoving us
Sure, we didn't do all that single-handedly, but I felt like we had a shot, in spite of the consequences.

>>33196673
THANKS FOR THE THREAD OP
I AM GLAD THE REST OF THE ANONS ALWAYS THANK YOU FOR YOUR HARD WORK YOU DO FOR FREE
you ungrateful lil' shits, you don't deserve the otter booty

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>>33196899
You're right, maybe I don't deserve it.

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>>33196899
We don't deserve it. Which is why we have to take it.

>>33196307
Wait, hang on- if the shortcut didn't exist before we made it, then how were we able to pick up keys to it before it existed? Or was that because the shortcut already existed before we made it exist?

My head hurts.

>>33197574
It always existed, we just didn't know where it was