Trump x Pokemon

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>>33156101
Lol

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>>33156101
>namefag
>>>/out/

Illegal immigrants. Gotta catch 'em all.

>>33156101
Question: What do Donald Trump and Pokémon have in common? Answer: They've both accomplished absolutely nothing of any relevance as President of the United States.

>>33156290
Hey this was almost actually funny

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perfect team for trump

>gumshoos (trump)
>xurkitree (pence)
>articuno (twitter)
>braviary (america)
>politoed (pepe)
>bastiodon (the wall)

>>33156101
>>>/pol/

>>33156411
I don't get it.

>>33158791
Yeah, but any team that Trump runs is hard-countered by the McCain-Murkowski-Collins combo.

>>33158819
This makes no sense.

>>33158831
hillary clinton is a trap

>>33156380
>Not even a nibble...

>>33158865
Not surprising. There's nothing anyone can say to disagree with it.

>>33158831
>Trump = Centipede (see: r/The_Donald)
>Ted Cruz = Ratfucker
>Kasich = disgusting eater (Farfetched has a leek)
>Rand = itshappening.jpg
>Christie = fat
>Jeb! = Guac Bowl Merchant
>Carson = sleepy doctor (joked about falling asleep during the debates)
>Rubio = robot, the king of canned lines
>Hillary = two-faced on everything
>Bernie = muh free shit for everyone

>>33158893
On point for all but Kasich. In retrospect, I should have made him Snorlax and Carson Musharna. He's just Farfetch'd because it was farfetched that he'd accomplish anything at any point.

Rubio is Porygon-Z in particular because of how he glitched out during one of the debates.

>>33158921
>I should have made him Snorlax

I think Christie is perfect for Snorlax. He's fat, and he blocks roads.

>>33158932
Yeah, that'd work. And unfortunately, that was made quite a while before the election/the Moon leak. Guzzlord could work fine for Kasich.

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>>33159304
Literally every single one of these is either not something that Trump actually did (Trump didn't win those four special elections!), was done in a half-assed way, was blocked by the courts, was just cancelling an Obama-era regulation that hadn't even taken effect yet, was actually attributable to Obama (job creation is a lagging indicator), or is entirely speculative ("introduced a tax reform plan," yeah, sure, let me know when it gets anywhere). The absolute only thing of any lasting relevance that has happened so far was the appointment of Justice Gorsuch, and Trump deserves zero credit for that -- that was all Mitch McConnell, for obstructing Garland.

I'm sorry, but it's time to face it -- Trump is an utterly ineffective, impotent president. He may have been good at campaigning, but he's pretty fucking terrible at actually getting shit done. For a president with control of both houses of Congress to have accomplished so little is incredibly embarrassing.

>>33159304
>implying any of these positives outnumber the tenfold negatives

>>33159352
Your face is ineffective and impotent.

>>33159436
>Here is the Trump supporter using his 100% of his mental matter

How's it going under President Snowflake? Or would be prefer being called '' The Triggered Tyrant?'

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>>33158828
Just you wait for the 2018 duels.

>>33160298
>Team Trump Leader used Repeal Health Care.
>It had no effect!

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>>33160447
That gave me a giggle

>>33158816
bug/ground

>>33160447
I think its more like fissure, you have to keep using it until it hits

>>33160813
Yeah but it's failed like four times so far. I think we have to conclude that Trump is just at a very, very low level.

>>33160835
2 times

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>>33160899
Pressure from the McCain, 1 PP left

>>33160899
Several times in the House also. The only reason the House eventually passed anything at all was because they knew the Senate would have to fix it.

>>33160953
I don't see any pokemon analogies in this post

>>33159425
like what libtard?

>engaging in political discussion
>following politics
>being part of a defined belief system
Stay pleb.

>this whole thread
THINLY
VEILED
I'm a regular /ptg/ lurker and even so, I dislike this. Let us compartmentalize, have places like /vp/ to take a break and decompress.
Invading here gains ground for nobody.

What is Team Trump Leader Donald's theme?

>>33161084
'' I'm a real american hero' by the hulkster

>>33161084
The sound of Steve Bannon trying to suck his own cock.

>>33161084
https://youtu.be/6z2mf0kjEP8

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>>33159304
>tfw we live in the best timeline

Based Trump.

>>33161084
https://youtu.be/CrXTS10h2WI

The perfect song for ruling a nation of cucks.

>>33156218
I do like Muk, this is pretty cool

>>33159304
>Helped Increase ICE Power and Abilities
But the Ice type is still shit

>>33158819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKH6PAoUuD0

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Snorunt?
A Snorunt likes ice

>>33156411
I swear the only people who found the whole 'covfefe' thing funny are the same twats spouting 'he will not divide us'. He's a fucking joke on Twitter but people who make fun of it are worse.

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>>33159304
It's like life just picked up and became great on Tuesday, November 8th, 2016.

>>33159352
His presidency is lame-duck less than a year in.

Republicans are fucking morons. They were a dog chasing a car for seven goddamn years and now have no fucking clue what to do now that they caught it. Who knew the answer to obstructing Republicans controlling the oval, senate, house, and Supreme Court would be goddamn Republicans.

If you elect a clown, don't be surprised when the circus follows.

It'll be interesting to see what happens when Pence--implying he isn't a Russian puppet too--assumes office.

>>33162510
>implying he isn't a Russian puppet too
and with those few words you lost all credibility

>>33162528
Oh, yes. The Fox News echo chamber must be where you get your Real News™. Keep it fair and balanced, buddy.

>>33162586
I don't watch fox, it's funny how you think that if someone doesn't buy into the russian narrative that they must be a fox news watcher

>>33162637
Not as funny as how you have done nothing to refute the Russia narrative.

You claim it lacks credibility. Prove it then.

>>33162657
Since this is the most leaky administration in history I am of the opinion that if something big was done it would have already been found out. I'm fine with them going on with the investigation I just don't think they will find anything. If the investigation failed to find anything would you consider that proof of you would still think it was there and we just needed to look for it some more?

Why is /pol/ in my /vp/?

>>33162586
What would you rather listen to?
>a biased news channel known for spreading lies, lies and lies piled upon lies
>a biased news channel that has never lied
Make your choice carefully.

>>33161074
Same. Pokémon is the one thing in my life that I actively work to keep politics out of. Yeah, Herman Cain quoting Pokémon 2000 in 2012 or shopping a MAGA hat on Pikachu or Gumshoos as Trump is all fine; but Bulbapedo putting out anti-Trump political press releases and political discussions breaking out on /vp/ and other Pokémon forums just feels so wrong on a deep level.

Honestly, it's why Hillary's "Pokémon Go to the polls!" line was so particularly appalling to me.

If we're going to have a Trump /vp/ thread (already a bad idea), can we just stick to funny pictures and direct Pokémon analogies?

>>33162753
all news channels lie frequently, stop being naive

>>33162766
>but Bulbapedo putting out anti-Trump political press releases
did this actually happen?

>>33162685
Would I consider it proof?

Sure, I have faith in Mueller/his team and would accept the outcome of their investigation.

The problem is with the facts we do know. DJjr met with a Kremlin-linked Russian lawyer, Kushner and Manafort were present too, Russian(s) known to have ties to money laundering were also there. Why did that meeting take place? To exchange information damaging to Clinton. Ark east three people super close to the president met with Russians linked to the Kremlin and the Russian mob for political reasons. The president himself has, in the past also claimed to know Putin personally. One of the Trump sons has repeatedly said they have lots of Russian business ties. Pile on the firing of Comey because, as Trunp himself said, the 'Trump-Russia thing' and you have more than enough to go on while also adding in obstruction.

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>>33162753
>fox news has never lied

>>33162778
You are trying to frame those events in the worse possible way in order to make them seem more than just "smoke" to the alleged fire that hasn't been found yet. For example, Trump in the past claiming to know Putin personally can be accurately framed as an international businessman trying to boost his importance in the public mind to bolster his brand. Also, Trump saying the "Trump-russia thing" could be accurately framed as a new president being mad that his FBI director did not publically say the things he said to him privately, which is that he wasn't under investigation at the time of his firing. Just wait for the investigation to run its course.

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>>33162774

>>33162881
geez

>>33162861
I'd be extremely suspicious of any president that fired an FBI director because if an on going investigation and even more suspicious when that very same president throws his AG under the bus for following protocol to recuse himself from an investigation.


Look, you obviously believe one thing. That's fine. I disagree with the sentiments you're trying to get across. its pretty clear we aren't going to convince each other either way. That's also fine by me. Regardless of the Russia stuff the original points still stand: less than a year in and he has a lame duck presidency and the Republicans, who had seven years to prep for full control, can't get a damn thing done.

>>33162685
>Since this is the most leaky administration in history I am of the opinion that if something big was done it would have already been found out.

The lack of logic in this comment is dangerous. 'Leakiness' isn't binary, it's not a case of 'everything gets leaked' or 'nothing gets leaked'.

Pokemon is pretty leaky, as evidenced by the release of the past 4-5 years worth of games. That doesn't mean we knew about Sun/Moon when X/Y came out. Some things get leaked, others are closely guarded enough not to be leaked.

>>33162989
>because if an on going investigation
there wasn't an ongoing investigation when he was fired. the investigation was prompted by his firing. that is what I alluded to in my post when I said trump was mad that comey wouldn't publically say he wasn't under investigation even though he said it to him privately multiple times.


>>33163012
the starters are the first things to leak about every time aren't they? that is what people consider the most important thing. I know this isn't an exact 1 to 1 with presidential administration leaks but still you'd expect the important stuff to come out early especially since he's firing people and throwing them under the bus often

>>33163042
Trump HIMSELF was not under investigation at that time. That's the thing you're missing.

I don't think Trump is intelligent. At all. Some of the people around him though? Yeah. Smart enough to create an alibi for Trump or have someone else serve as liaison to any collusion.

Besides the logic behind the leaky administration is also flawed. not every member of the administration would be privy to that info unless Trump is dumber than anyone could imagine and have people gloating about it in the west wing. It likely doesn't go beyond Trump, his immediate family, Manafort, Flynn, and one or two others.

>>33163081
>Trump HIMSELF was not under investigation at that time. That's the thing you're missing.
no it's not. I am talking about that. I know there was an investigation about russian involvement in our election but that isn't what his "trump-russia" comment was about after firing comey. it was about the public thinking there was an investigation into trump colluding with russia, which comey told trump there wasn't privately.

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>>33162657
>DURR HURR PROVE MY IMAGINARY SCAPEGOAT ISN'T REAL
>"The DNC was doing sketchy illegal shit, but the REAL problem is that those dang darn Russians found out about it!"

Fucking hell, you're retarded. There's absolutely zero evidence of it's existence beyond "well we have sources that say so even though we can't name them" and "one of the IPs was Russian," the second of which doesn't prove government involvement at all. Assange himself said that the people who leaked the info were not state actors.

But of course, because you're a fucktarded liberal sheep, you'll eat whatever shit your Jew gods spoonfeed you on day time TV.

What's it like being a slave to major corporations?

>>33163093
You're still missing the point. Comet said he wasn't under investigation at the time. His associates like Flynn and Manafort definitely were. "Trump Russia thing" is not a line about just Trump. It was a clear he meant 'Trump/Campaign Russia" connections.

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Stop discussing American politics on /vp/

>>33156290
>neither mon is in Go

>>33163189
>projecting this hard because truth hurts

Wew

>>33163203
>Trump Russia thing" is not a line about just Trump. It was a clear he meant 'Trump/Campaign Russia" connections.
nah that's just you adding stuff to it. read his comey firing letter again and you see that he mentions him not being under investigation in it not the campaign stuff.

>>33163217
>oh shit, I can't argue with any of that
>"PROJECTING!"
>sure showed him

Faggot.

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>>33162881
This faggot does realize you don't need to travel to go on a website, right?

Why does Pokemon attract such virtue signalling faggots like this

https://twitter.com/pokebeach_wpm/status/890846152190443520

>>33163244
It must be nice. Having a blind faith in someone/something like you do Trump. It would be almost admirable if it weren't so... sad.

>>33163305
>oh shit I'm out of """"facts"""" better call him a faggot
>GOT EEM

Like pottery.

>>33163650
lmao what? how is it blind faith to think that by "trump/russia thing" he actually meant trump/russia" and not "trump campaign/russia" especially since he said it in writing moments before saying the line.

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>>33156101
I voted for him but can we please keep politics off of this board? Go back to /pol/.

>>33163780
meant for >>33156290

>>33163766
Because the investigation has always been more than just the man himself.

There is evidence of collusion. DTjr has released one clear-as-day example of it.

But, again, you continue on the Russia stuff because you want to deflect from the other things (Lame-duck presidency and Republican failure) that you can't refute as "smoke" or "speculation."

>>33163849
What is this example of collusion?

>>33163872
Trump Jr., Kushner, and others in the campaign met with a Russian money launderer linked to Russian mobs and a Kremlin linked lawyer to discuss issues pertinent to helping then candidate Trump in the election.

>>33163849
I really don't think you are understanding what I am saying. I am saying that much of the public believed that Trump himself was under investigation prior to firing Comey. Once he was elected Comey told Trump privately 3 times that he was not personally under investigation. Of course there was an investigation going on about Russian involvement in the election but that is separate. Trump asked Comey to go public with the statement that Trump was not personally under investigation and he did not even though he was telling him that privately. that is what he was mad about Comey about and that is why he wrote that Comey told him that privately in his firing letter, so that it would be public. Then he made the line about "Trump/Russia thing" which alluded to that.

>>33163895
That is all smoke. The Jr meeting was at most a sign of evidence of intent to collude since there was actually no collusion that took place. The offer was that they'd have dirt on her but they didn't, so it wasn't collusion.

>>33163895
Is there any source claiming this?

>>33163926
D jr posted the emails on his twitter. That is how you know that there is nothing illegal about it or any collusion, because he posted it himself. the person you're talking to is trying to make it seem worse than it actually was. Especially since the emails make it clear that d Jr and co. were not aware of what other people would be at the meeting.

>>33163915
The news isn't fake because you dislike it/doesn't line up with your world view. I sincerely hope you're playing dumb because this level of goalpost moving is unreal.

Kindly address the lame duck/republican failures as you, again, skirt the issue at hand.

>>33163926
Jr released the records himself on line and appeared on Hannity to address the situation.

>>33163948
you're the only person here who cares about him being a lameduck. so what if he is. it's the claim that he colluded with russia that people actually care about. also, I never said fake news so idk what you're on about. I agreed with what you said in the post but disagree with the conclusion you draw from them. You say that they met with them to discuss issues about dirt on hillary and that is true, but what you leave out of your post is that they didn't have any dirt on her. they were just baited into going to a meeting and it ended up being about something they didn't care for, but you conveniently leave that out of your post to make it seem like they colluded

>>33163984
Botched collusion is still collusion. Regardless, issues of the Russian sanctions were discussed (eg adoption). Which, only adds more kindling to the fire.

>>33164028
Do you have a link to the online email posts?

>>33164047
@ whatever Jr's twitter handle is.

>>33164028
I don't even know what you mean by botched collusion but I know for sure that it doesn't count as collusion according to the law. you're just trying to make something seem illegal by coming up with new terms to describe what happened. "botched collusion", really? I mean come on that's just another way of saying "no collusion took place" but in a way that makes them look bad

>>33164073
Ah, a lawyer then. Please describe obstruction of justice to me then too since you're the expert. I'll wait.

>>33164168
tell me why has no one pressed charges against them if what they did was illegal

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>>33163948
>Fake News

>>33161074
What would /vpol/ even look like?
What would /vpol/ even talk about?

>>33164190
Well considering the investigation, which now includes the president, is a criminal one you'll just have to wait.

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>>33156101
>immigrants
>not ILLEGAL ILLEGAL ILLEGAL aliens

There is no Russia Trump collusion, global warming is not real, "hands up don't shoot" never happened, there are only two genders, Hispanic is not a race, Muslim is not a race, Mexican is not a race, Argentina and Uruguay are predominantly white, immigrants and illegal aliens are not the same thing, socialism never works and never will, feminazism is sexism, there are non-white racists, Christophobia is hate speech, Israel has the right to exist, welfare does not make poverty go away, every place run by the left is rampant with crime and poverty, gun control increases gang violence, the Democrats are the party of slavery and segregation and racism, affirmative action is racism to all sides, SJWs hate women, minorities, and LGBT people having the right to vote however they want including against the socialist globalist agenda, CNN and NBC and the rest of the MSM are fake news, Fox News is the closest to "fair and balanced" despite still peddling the establishment agenda, George Soros is funding Antifa and BLM, and misbehaving degenerate brats need an ass whooping, not a "time out."