New Pokemon GO Thread

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FIX

What is your favourite Digimon /vp/

high quality thread for a high quality event

WE CAN'T PLAY
>FIX THE GAME
WE CAN'T PLAY
>FIX THE GAME
WE CAN'T PLAY
>FIX THE GAME
WE CAN'T PLAY
>FIX THE GAME

nice thread

>>33091352
hey
is that the russian cat with the pancakes on the table

Any live stream of actual people there?

there are people still standing in line that will miss the next catch event

WE CAN'T PLAY
WE CAN'T PLAY

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>>33091371
THE

>>33091352
MUH MOBILE GAME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stop complaining about a free game nerds. Hank and Niantic are the best.

>>33091410
>Implying people haven't spent real money on the game

>>33091410
hanke to get hit by a water bottle today confirmed

>>33091410
You know that you had to buy a ticket to this event, right? That comes with at least some responsibility to give attendees' their money's worth.

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>>33091373
Diaboromon

>>33091410
t. Hanke

Thread is dead

Making a new one

What pic should I use?

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>>33091401
GAME

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>>33091373
Kabuterimon

>>33091423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjapSF94eCc
STOP THROWING PISS JUGS!

Holy shit, did Niantic prepare for this event at all? Did they not test server load? Contact anyone to set up some kind of wireless infrastructure? Make sure they had enough staff and entrances to get the fucking crowd in before the end of the event? Hire a competent audio/video crew that can actually put together a live stream without fucking up?

How much money did they make from this shit game and they couldn't bother to make sure this event wasn't a shit show? This perfectly personifies Niantic's broken ass approach to leaving their buggy game broken while throwing out half assed UI and text fixes.

>>33091373
Beelzemon
Puppetmon
Etemon
Zudomon

So are there people who can actually play the event at all?
Or is it entirely broken for everyone?

>>33091455

Dude they partnered up with youtubers. It's gonna be a successful event!

Is this the end of Go in general or just for Niantic?

>>33091451
My nigro

>>33091471
All the stars are here!

>>33091474
neither fagg

>>33091474
Both

>>33091447
WE

So are they gonna say the people at the event failed the challenge or say they won when everyone knows they'd be bullshitting?

>>33091474
If Niantic goes down, GO does as well. It's built on Niantic's technology and location data. There isn't another company that can run the game.

>>33091474
I hope it's just GO. Ingress is pretty cool and has nice events with no problems.

>>33091495
WUZ

>>33091352
>not calling it WE CAN'T PLAY edition

One job OP

>>33091474
Niantic is very likely going to be hit with a class action suit for this.

Best thing they can do is go full damage control. Unlock all the challenges, refund all tickets, maybe give everyone a bunch of free coins/upgrades.

Did they just forget about the second challenge window?

So we back to 0 now?

>>33091507
they just put up the stats screen they scurred

>>33091455
They literally couldn't fucking play a prerecorded video file lul

>Ran into Nick from Trainer Tips, even the YouTubers don't have access to a Wi-Fi network or anything. He was going to stream but can't. Also can't upload. He was just walking around talking to other players with his camera down.
kek

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Loving
Every
Laugh

>>33091507
Well no one can play so starting a second challenge that people can't do anything with will probably just piss people off.

>>33091504
KANGS

>>33091495
CAN'T

>>33091496

I'd like to think at this point they don't have an option other than to give everyone the max rewards/bonuses that would have been awarded if the challenges were won.

Then again, this is Niantic and they could easily do what they've done for the last year and ignore their own shortcomings. Who knows.

so, what is someone that doesnt live in chicago supposed to do during this """"""event"""?

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>>33091521
Nick got fucked over again

>>33091530
Dont even think they announced it

>start challenge 2
>people still can't log in
BRAVO

>>33091466
Unplayable in this exact corner I'm in and literally impossible to log in anywhere else in the park

I'm in the camp that the cell data is just not there, this page is loading on dialup speed

>that guy yelling fuck you loud enough it gets past the music

>>33091540
sit back and watch it burn

>>33091540
Sit on /vp/ and enjoy watching the shitshow from a distance.

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>that giant jump

>>33091521
How fucking amateur do you have to be to fuck that up? They couldn't even fix the vid and replay it.

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>yfw watching the thumbs down overpower the thumbs up on the YouTube livestream

>normal type captures shoot up
Are people actually playing?

>>33091541
Nice legs.

>>33091540
literally nothing besides watch the flames

>>33091540
post laughinggirl.jpg on the internet at people who literally spent thousands of dollars, took time off work and traveled from the other side of the world to experience a waiting in line and launch day simulator

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>>33091567
By that much that fast?

They rigged it.

Skyrim: Special Edition is a fun game , doesnt require internet connection guys, and is available in Steam for purchase. I just wanted to put it out there.

>>33091567
It make 0 sense this stat screen.

>>33091548
So how much fun are you having right now?

>>33091567

I just caught a Pidgey ;)

>>33091561
it was nuck's fault with his mac only files

>>33091577
you oughta be reported.

>kelly in the event
What the fuck? I actually feel a bit bad about her, poor girl should have stayed on Hi-Rez

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END Pokemon GO

>>33091540
literally cant do anything until the global event happens but looks like it wont happen cuz stage 1 cant even get completed

>that fucking skyrocket for Fires

What

>>33091576
The fire type jump proves it

>>33091575
TPC really needs to have a serious talk with Niantic after this shitty event.

Is this worse than dashcon?

>>33091567
If grass is at 1 fire just got 50 mons, it rigged or broken

>>33091576
Don't worry, I think a couple people just caught fire pokeymans so that jumped up too

>>33091576
Makes sense. Fire just rocketed past normal

>>33091551
perfect
>>33091563
mind sharing the link?

>>33091577
Todd please

>>33091579
Lol i had more fun on the 8 hour airlineb delay getting here yesterday

>>33091595
now water

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Clearly no funny business going on here.

>water bar suddenly full
BULLSHIT

>>33091592
unless they total the scores after the third one or some shit like that, otherwise yeah not happening

WATER SPIKE

water insta completed

>>33091601
>>33091592
>>33091578
You retards dont realized that this is for everyone in the whole WORLD playing pokemon GO, it will be over before 25

So... Water has a gold icon now?

What is this even

>>33091621
the truth is here

They must be carrying over the stats.

I'm out of the loop
What is going on?

If Todd was in charge of Niantic this woudnt happen.

>>33091619
>>33091621
>>33091626
>>33091648

>>33091631
>>33091638

THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD THAT PLAYS POKEMON GO IS INCLUDED IN THIS RETARDS
the summerfags are real!!!

>>33091630
because there is so much confusion going on with this clearly someone didnt explain how it works properly

WHERE ARE YOU SEEING THIS STATS SCREEN

so when are we getting the doubl eexp bonus? I have 120 pidgeys I want to evolve

>>33091658
There is no evidence that this is the case.

>>33091658
Holy shit calm your flabby tits, no need to take a free mobile game so seriously

>line has slowed to a crawl
>supposedly 6 hour wait now

>>33091658
Were you even here for the first window you complete casual?

>>33091670
I planned to go out and play but it's way more fun to stay inside and watch it burn

>>33091658
yeah so nobody catching electric types?

>>33091658
Calm down you fucking ape

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Done

>>33091658
bars would be going up evenly because of biomes

>>33091664
It was on stream, now it's back to the splash screen so people can't watch them fill the bars for us

>>33091686
MADMAN

Damn why did they disable chat on their twitch channel?

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https://mynintendonews.com/2017/07/22/ceo-of-niantic-was-booed-onstage-at-pokemon-go-fest-as-app-was-unplayable/

CAUSE ITS A QUARTER AFTER ONE

I'M A LITTLE DRUNK AND I NEED YOU NOW

>>33091658
Nope, only people in the park count for the type totals, everyone else counts for the catch tier.

>>33091607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yktrQAJNbAc

>>33091686
very good

>>33091658
YOU ARE NOT CORRECT ABOUT THAT SO YELLING IN ALL CAPS JUST MAKES YOU LOOK REALLY STUPID

>>33091697
>>>
> Anonymous 07/22/17(Sat)13:10:26 No.33091697 ▶
>Damn why did they disable chat on their twitch channel?
so it wouldnt go to shit like this thread is

>>33091686
good now make a new thread

>>33091658
Nope.

The elemental types are for the people at the event. The Bronze/Silver/Gold is for TOTAL pokemon caught in the world.

>>33091697
Look at what's happening on an image board populated with people still interested in pokemon - now imagine people with actual lives watching this

>>33091697
why do you thinK?

>>33091697
pokemon events(competitions) have chat disabled and considering how toxic this one would have been it makes sense

apparently there is a line for people leaving HAHAHAHA

>>33091686
This would be more entertaining than all the hundreds of hours it's taken me to get to lvl 32

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Fuck these guys

>>33091722
They're the smart ones, people are actually going to die once lugia pops

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>>33091686

>>33091684
>>33091680
>>33091675
>>33091670
>>33091708
>>33091704
>>33091688
STOP REPLYING TO HIM HE IS LITERALLY DOING UT FOR THE REPLIES I MEAN COME ON JUST LOOK AT >>33091658
Geez
I know
Because
He's
my autistic brother

>>33091722
>you can't get in
>you can't leave
>you are stuck playing pokemon go forever

>>33091722
>one hour line to exit

>>33091719
>toxic
Kill yourslef.

The only thing that could make this day better is if Hanke came out at the end of the event and informed the world that not all challenges had been completed and we wouldn't get legendaries until next year.

>>33091722
You can't even leave, is this hell

Fuck Pokemon go
I'm glad this is a shitshow

>>33091530
Where can I see this?

>>33091737
truly a fate worse than death

>>33091686
Ayyy lmao

>>33091722
>I want to get off John Hanke's wild ride.

How many shekels will this cost Niantic? Refunds are a must. Class action suit?

The damage to their rep will be incredible.

>>33091736
stfu brother these faggots are giving be (you)s like /v/ said they would

>>33091751
or until another fest happens since this is the first stop in a nation wide tour

>>33091757
When they figure out how to put it on the livestream again, which occurs for 10 seconds every 20 minutes or so.

@33091736
delete this

love you all

>>33091737
>you are stuck on the pokemon go loading screen forever
more accurate tbqh

>>33091737
WELCOME TO THE HOTEL HANKEFORNIA

>>33091768
>they are planning more of these
Oh god yes
It feels so good

>>33091769
Are you kidding me? The only way to see these busted ass progress bars is to wait for them to put up something OTHER THAN this shitty splash screen with garbage EDM and occasional people cheering/booing?

How much longer is this event supposed to go on?

>>33091410
>0.75 Hankebux have been deposited into your account.

>>33091779
>we are all just prisoners here, of our mobile
device

Why the fuck did they even decide to do something like this for 1 year anniversary. Worldwide legendary released + stardust/candy even would've sufficed

Quick rundown for those just joining
>people pay thousands of dollars to go to event and are still stuck outside halfway through
>Hanke gets booed and heckled onstage and goes full spaghetti
>cringy hosts
>no wifi, cell service sucks and people can't log in
>stream is blank screen with constant screaming and booing
>Niantic turns up music to drown it out
>stream has audio issues ("testing", windows 10 sounds)
>clip of youtuber plays but has shit audio and he gets cut off part way through
>Crowd Chant's WE CAN'T PLAY, FIX THE GAME at next onstage event
>Clip of team valor tranny reading fake story about playing pokemon go when it first came out
>Niantic exec comes on stage and gets booed, tells everyone everything is cool cuz heracross and unknown are spawning all day
>It's 95 degrees F, someone is probably going to die of heat stroke
>People are pissed and will probably attack employees or each other soon
>we're nowhere near making the goal for legendaries

>>33091800
The event ends at 7 CST, but the memories will last a lifetime.

best thing about niantic and pogo going down is that nick and reversal are going to suffer as well. eat shit youtubefags.

>>33091800
Apparently all day but if people can't leave now they'll still be there on Monday.

>>33091806
Underrated

>>33091630
>this is for everyone in the whole WORLD playing pokemon GO
>implying people still play this fucking game
>especially after this garbage fest

>>33091806
Ha, literally laughed.

I can't believe they live streamed this mess. Hanke getting booed will live forever

>>33091807
Remember the problems from the first few weeks after launch? This seems like a fitting anniversary event.

>>33091813
>its 95 f, someone is probably going to die of heat stroke
you can only bring 2 sealed water bottles and cant have them in a cooler i think that might happen, unless there is a place to get free drinks

What are they talking about right now? I can't pick it up well

We muted now
Livestream of the century

>>33091839
This is how he quits being the CEO

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>>33091839
It was a nice plan. But it missed proffesional management. This reak of shit leadership. Bye Hanke

guys, did the feed just die?

They pulled the plug.

Is - is it over?

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No audio now
It is over guys, complete flop

.....calm before the shitstorm

Is the stream just not going anymore? They're not even playing shitty music and the audios gone

>>33091496
Id perfer that then nothing. MMOs lie all the time if they do events like this against an AI "the community" has to beat

>>33091686
That first one lighten up should be a Voltorb.

>>33091882
The crazy thing is there is no live feed from any of the audience it must be really fucking bad

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>there are people who paid to go to these Legendary Raids
>when the servers are still just as shit as day one
>when the heat is absolutely unbearable
>when the Legendaries can't even be placed in Gyms and effectively serve as something to make your Pokemon Collection look fancy and otherwise make clearing Gyms slightly faster when it's even more worthwhile to just get a hoard of Vaporeon, Tyranitar, Blissey, Dragonite or something else of similar caliber

Anyone else's stream just a splash screen with no audio?

And now nothing, I guess the livestream was next in line to fail.

So game freak missed off the hardcores with sun and moon

Ninatic pissed off casuals with this trash

>>33091907

There is a God and he hates John Hanke.

>>33091919
Everyone's. The only question is whether this is yet another technical issue, or whether they cut the feed on purpose.

>Event gets cancelled
>"We can't do refunds but to compensate we will give everyone who attended 25% off anniversary boxes!"

>>33091919
Probably didn't want audio of the riot police bashing people

Why dont they just show gym battles in the meantime?

>>33091813
Please tell me someone is recording all of this for a recap video

My schadenfreude demands it

>>33091937
The boxes are the new ball pit

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>>33091839
Sweet, sweet karma

>tfw best boy is raffing rite now in Hell

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>>33091954
Because the servers are probably still fucked.

>>33091954
Because the game doesn't work

>>33091963
Where are the servers exactly if they do infact exist?

>>33091954
they couldn't find out how to turn off facebook messages

>>33091973
India

>>33091973
Servers are Google Cloud, they have a ton of instances for a chunk of the world so basically a few thousand people are converging on Chicago and DDoS'ing the one VM that is probably running the GO Fest stops and gyms.

Add connection problems with cell reception being overwhelmed at that one node and you have zero fucking server response.

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>Go Fest

>>33091998
>go fast to kill yourself
fix'd

>>>/wsg/1792797

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TOSS UP! Which is a bigger shitshow? Go fest, or Trump's Presidency?

>>33092003
I've done some weird shit because of pokemon go but I don't think I'm that invested

Be honest: Were you expecting GOFest to be THIS much of an absolute disaster?

>>33092003
me saying f hanke

>>33092019
ur mons

>>33091930
This has absolutely nothing to do with luck. This relatively small team, with infrastructure already in place from ingress, has completely failed to produce a functioning game despite the literal billions in revenue. Welcome to Gilded Age 2.0

>#PokemonGOFest Giving refunds and crediting 100 Poke Coins credited to their accounts. Apologies for the issues.
>https://twitter.com/reneritchie/status/888829658069970944
>100 coins
THE CITY OF NIANTIC

>>33092019
Both are going to end up with a major American city in flames, special prosecutors and jail time, and nobody having caught any Legendary Pokemon, so I'd call it a tie.

>>33092025
No. I thought Niantic would at least do one thing right.

https://twitter.com/JoeMerrick/status/888829994419593222
>According to reports, it sounds like people are getting refunds and $100 worth of PokéCoins
Haha holy fuck

>>33092025

I used to play Ingress and this was basically par for the course.

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>>33091352
What are the odds that Hanke will get on stage and say that they need $17000 to keep the event open

>>33092037
>100 coins

my hips wont stop shaking

>>33092043
>and nobody having caught any Legendary Pokemon

How does Trump impede progress towards Legendary Pokemon?

>>33092003
holy shit

>>33092025
I genuinely believed Niantic learned something and could host an event for a couple thousand people.

I was wrong.

>>33092037
>>33092038

Hmm. So 100 coins, or $100 worth of coins? Cause... they're a bit different.

>>33092038
Americans have this sue everything mentality, lets see where this gets them.

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Refunds are happening

>>33092061
Seems to be $100 worth of coins cause the original tweet got deleted

>>33092056
He's retarded, it's best to ignore him

>refunds AND ~10,000 hankebux
what a fucking mess

>>33092079
14,500. It's an option in the store.

>>33092047
When have then done anything right?

>>33092061
wouldnt put it past niantic to only give away 2 days worth of gym defending

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Poor Ishihara.

>>33092093
Is that a shop? Because that head does not match that body.

So, Pokemon Go is dead now right?

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WHO'S READY FOR THE SCREENCAP
SAY CHEESE

>>33092102
Did you watch E3 this year?

>>33092106
Probably not. There will still be devout people who will cling to it even though its shit

>stream still just a pic

it's over

>>33092102
China men are smol

>>33092106
Doubt it. There are still a ton of casual players who don't know about this event and wouldn't care, and they'll release the Legendaries soon anyway.

This is incredibly embarrassing for Niantic, but I doubt it'll really impact the game as a whole.

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Fuck this fucking game sometimes

>>33092110
hank'd

>>33092085
It's only the coins
I refuse to believe they are willingly hemorraging so much money

Didn't think the stream would be down this long. Honestly gonna buy a ticket to the next Fest just to witness the massacre in person.

>>33092113
Unfortunately not.

>>33092117
I was more referring to the fact that his head looks old but his arms look young and slightly feminine.

Why did it take place in Chicago anyways?

>>33092085
Fuck I wish I had gotten 10000 hankebux

https://twitter.com/EpicMew2/status/888830954332147712

confirmed

>They cut the stream to announce refunds

>>33092127
there won't be a next fest

>>33092129
Chica-GO

EVENT CANCELLED
EVENT CANCELLED
EVENT CANCELLED
EVENT CANCELLED
EVENT CANCELLED
EVENT CANCELLED
EVENT CANCELLED

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I'm trying to figure out how we can get players to Pokemon Go to court and she Niantic

>>33092129
Its the windy city, which hanke thought would be able to cool the servers off

>>33092141
I only heard refunds, not cancellation

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>>33092121
At least you're not John Hanke

I am looking forward to Nick trying to spin this

>>33092128
Do you know that Pokémon is coming to the Switch?

Because that is from the segment where Ishihara announced it

>>33092130

desu most people probably ended up paying 500+ for transport and lodging

>>33092159
Yes I know about the Switch, because /vp/ never (and still doesn't) shut up about it. But no, I have not watched said segment.

Knew that this was going to be Dashcon 2.0

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Toasting in epic bread.

I hope someone makes a compilation of stream moments for future viewing pleasure.

>we're legit not getting legendary pokemon this week

WE WINDOWS ERRORS AGAIN LADS

USB is back

dudun

>>33092185
they stream has been live for about 3 hours and there has only been about 5 minutes of content streamed

it's amazing

>>33092188
I think we still will. They need to take the focus off this shitshow.

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this is incredible

>>33092173
>no ballpit
Still inferior

Windows 10 sound

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>Windows 10 noise
are we coming back

at least the vinesauce stream is going nicely, I guess

>>33092173
where is the ball pit?

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>went to do a Lapras raid
>there's actually people there
>beat it
>it runs away after 5 attempts
>I still don't have a Lapras
why has Hanke forsaken me

I think this even worked out as good as it could have.

We get to watch this hilarious shitstorm in the comfort of our homes, and they're gonna release all rewards in order to try to damage control this disastrous event

>>33092185
Hopefully CrowbCat or someone will make a compilation video.

>be nigger living in Chicago
>go to go fest
>spend only twenty dollars
>whiteboisbetripping.jpg
>use my everyday experience and weave through the rioting crowds like a monkey through the trees.
>escape with four iPhones and three pairs of sneakers.
>10000 hankebux added to my account
>they go to waste because I've never managed anything with the word account in my life
>get shot

For anyone who missed Hanke getting booed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz7r32UZ9bg

https://twitter.com/TheSilphRoad/status/888833651689095169

anyway I'm deleting the app, this team is too retarded

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They are refunding the $20 tickets... so the scalpers that bought and sold them in mass get their initial investment back and those who bought online only get $100 of pokecoins

Guys, was this just a giant money laundering scheme by Naintic? I mean if all the tickets sold out in a couple of minutes, then sold at exorbitant prices online but the festival Bombed then no big deal 20 dollars and free Hanke bucks BUT tens of thousands go missing because of resale

>>33092205
>>33092222
The Ball Pit Equivalent is $100 in Poke Coins.

>>33092157
Funny thing is he's now officially partnered with Niantic now so his usual Niantic-apologist demeaner is gonna be ramped up to 11

>>33092227
This. Spoopies win. Take note newfags.

>>33092205
>>33092222
Itll come when Hanke requests $17000 to keep it open.

>live far away from Chicago
>catch pokemon to help the event goers.
>those retards aren't catching anything

Why live?

>>33092231
>use my everyday experience and weave through the rioting crowds like a monkey through the trees

Fucking lol

>Niantic shat the bed worse than anyone imagined
>fsuatl just giving shit to every other youtuber and people who actually went there
Great day lads

>we heard you spent $4k flying here from australia so here's $100 worth of coins

so, its officially canceled?
i have to sleep but dont wanna miss the shitfest
also, add me in the screencap

>>33092252
they can't. the game isn't working in shitcago because everyone is trying to play.

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE NINTENDO'S STOCK DROP ON MONDAY

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LOL Masuda left asap

>>33091392
praise lord blini, the catjazz

>>33092275
shamefur dispray from Niantic

>wake up late
>check out all the threads after the event started
>pls no
>watch the stream replay
>its all true

how could this happen, is hanke gonna be on suicide watch?

>>33092275
WOW
O
W

>>33092252
mobile networks are not working
game has bugs

it's almost time for windows destruction

>>33092250
Already made that joke at >>33092052
This event is still fucking ridiculous tho

>>33092275
Why did he even go there then

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[muffled Komm Süsser Tod in the distance]

>Apparently people are rioting at the stage...wow #PokemonGOFest
HAPPENING LADS

>>33092275
>1%
ANON GET TO A CHARGER

All i can say about this whole event is...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZl-kQ3JFNI

>>33092275
>it's real
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

>caught a pidgey


wow hanke you faggot you better give me a free zapdos now ya dogfucker.

>>33092275
Damn
Niantic should feel ashamed

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>>33092275
>1%
>it's real

>>33092242
>buy tickets from scalper for $300
>refunds
>scalper gets $320
>scalpee gets shit on

hmm

>>33092305
Source? I'm following the twitter feed but haven't seen anything about this.

>>33092275
holy shit

>>33092275
He probably just lied because that guy is hideous

>>33092321
https://archive.fo/hHA1R

This event is some grade A schadenfreude

I have no sympathy for Niantic, their game is unoptimized as hell and buggier than a sparrow's stomach

>>33092235

holy shit I feel bad for him

what did he say after that

>>33092342
Why do you feel bad for him?

He's a con artist, he deserves this.

IT'S FUCKING OVER
BRAVO HANKE

>>33092342
Fumbled and addressed the "FIX THE GAME" chants by basically saying "We're working on it"

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>>33092377
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>>33092377
New Thread
>>33092377

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>>33092275
IS THIS REAL?

>>33092340
This is a dope ass simile, thank you

>>33091572
Daisy dukes