/pgg/ - Pokémon GO General

this is the worst thing i've ever seen in my life

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My reaction to this entire fiasco

>mystic is run by a adhd autismo

makes sense

>>33090373
You mean, the best thing

I swear this is going to flop Dashcon style

>>33090373
It's fucking hilarious

can someone tell me what's going on please

Where did all you faggot come from? It's usually me and like 8 other dudes talking shit.

First for thot live stream

>>33090373
Isn't it fucking glorious

>>33090357
#That'sSoValor
Oh geez.

I've been since the stream started, what'd I miss?
booing, apparently?

>>33090379
How come the blonde girl gets boo'd but this retard doesn't

I thought Worlds in Hawaii was a shitshow (4am swiss), but this surpassing it

Nick!!!

Literally saving the event

nuck is alien confirmed

>this audio quality
HOLY SHIT

>>33090373
This is hilarious

>Nick with that demonic filter

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>>33090392

>IT'S A NICK IS A ROBOT EPISODE

>robot Nuck

MANLET7

Dr RobotNick

i knew nuck was a bot

>>33090373
Gets better
>"As a consolation prize for the failure to unlock legendaries at GO FEST we have released the GO FEST prize bundle for 1300 poke coins which includes 10 ultra balls, 8 great balls,1 incense,and 2 egg incubators we here at Niantic have been extremely saddened by the lack of player enthusiasm at #GO FEST Chicago and hope for a more engaged player base at the future events. Keep hunting trainers!"

Why is there a robot talking I'm scared

>hello I am Nick the dalek

Fucking hell, this event is meme overload.

hahahahaha

amazing

ROBOT VOICE LMAO

Is Nick a robot?

NUCK IS A ROBOT
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM NIANSHIT

robonick

how are they fucking up a prerecorded vid

it's so good i can't believe it

>>33090382
Hard to top Dashcon since Dashcon was an outright scam and had nothing.

This event has at least one vendor who didn't pack up and gtfo so it's automatically better.

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=hahahahahahahahhahahaha lmao. oh my god i was rooting for niantic but jesus fuck they're dropping the ball hard here.

how did they manage to fuck up a fucking video file

this is a disaster lmaaaaao

Please record this. Niantic will do everything to cover this up but the world needs to see it.

Imaging the shit storm when 98% of the players do not get a Legendary

What is up with this dude's voice

-Oh my god the dumb video they were playing just crashed
NOTHING is going right

ahahahahahahah
even Nick got BTFO

The only thing that can save this is a widespread orgy

What's the progress on the challenges?

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>video cuts halfway through
I think I'm gonna run out of reaction images by the end of the day

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>they didn't mute the crowd

NUCK IS BROKEN

>>33090386
>>33090386
I stopped coming here but decided to tune in to the livestream and when I saw how much of shitshow it is, i had to come back.

brb nuck needs to upload at a starbucks

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>YFW NICK KEKED BY NIANTIC AS WELL

so now we just get a blank screen?

At least this is better than the Chester event.

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>cut off manlet with messed up voice
>immediately go to sound of crowd screaming in agony

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

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REALLY DUDE

this shitstorm is hilarious and all, but does anyone else actually feel a little bad?

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IT WAS HIM ALL ALONG

Schadenfreude (/ˈʃɑːdənfrɔJdə/; German: [ˈʃaːdn̩ˌfʁɔʏ̯də] ; lit. 'harm-joy') is pleasure derived from the misfortune of others. It is a feeling of joy, or an expression of pleasure or self-satisfaction, that comes from learning of another's troubles or failures.

I'm honestly dying of laughter here

>>33090453
I'm gonna run out of reaction images before this event is over.

I've started to sweat I'm laughing that much at this thread and the stream, this is the best thing to happen to pokemon go.

>>33090457
absolutely. Id be enraged if i was there as im sure mos tof the crowd is but being complete assholes while its obvious their trying to fix the problems is a bit much.

I don't even play GO and this is funny as fuck.

1000x of people yelling fix the server while the screen goes to black again only to have them try and cover it with music.

Better than dashcon.

>>33090457

>charge a considerable amount of money for an event that should be free
>everything goes to shit

not really

>>33090457

I feel like shit but this is hilarious

how do you fuck up a pre-recorded video stream, it's literally a computer and an HDMI cable

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post yfw watching this whole shit show

>>33090457
a tiny bit. but it doesn't really concern me since I didn't fork out a ton of cash to get there
hopefully we'll get some consolation multipliers

>>33090457
Yeah. Laughing my ass off, but yeah.

They gotta refund these tickets

Record the stream. This is the end of everything. Riots will occur soon. Fairly sure hanke will be killed.

some guy in my facebook group that went said it was so bad he only caught 5 pokemon during the challenge

>>33090466
same, this is some good drama

STICKY WHEN?

hahaha. did anyone even catch anyrhing

>>33090457
No, they deserve it
You can't NOT test your shit ahead of time and then try to fix it as you go

>>33090457
not after the anniversary event was a package with ultraballs and pikachu hat

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>>33090473

What's the progress on the challenges? Did we get Fire?

>>33090457
only for the kids

Where are the spoofers now that they're actually needed?

NOTE HOW THEY AREN"T SHOWING THE CROWD. Terrific Ninatic. Bravo.

>>33090481
They wont. If they did people would desire refunds for flights and accommodation also

I wonder if there gonna Masuda if he is on stage

lads give me an update, hard to get info in the middle of downtown

>>33090457
>>33090465

You sort of have to imagine some of these idiots have paid thousands to get there and expected some level of competence. Literally everything, even merch, has been handled wrong, it's a garbage fire. I'd be fucking furious too, and although the yelling is a bit much, would you rather them keep silent and hanke and co not to feel the pressure they deserve for this shit?

>>33090465
>make millions of dollars from a game
>host 1 event in 1 park once a year
>people book flights, hotels ect to come to this event
>spend hours in a line that barely moves
>game wont load
>game is still in beta after over a year
>Hanke pro claims loudly that they had 50 people work on this event/game

I'd be baying for blood if I was there, he deserves to have a japanese sword rammed into his gut by Masuda on livestream for taking something as bankable as pokemon and turning it into a quick buck for his rinky dink company.

>>33090501
Shitshow/10

>>33090451
How bad was chester?

what a mess

>>33090457
for the parents of the kids who attended this shit show

I still remember being a kid and being a wretched little shit when my mother couldn't find where the mew distribution was going to be in a shopping center we drove to for the nintendo event

>>33090501
It hilariously shit more than anyone expected.

>>33090500
He'll commit sudoku after all this

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>>33090473
I've led better events while shitfaced on coke desu senpai

>>33090505
Extremely uneventful and terrible phone service.

>>33090492
We got nothing.

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>tfw you want the event to be a success but at the same time the meltdown is both awkward and hilarious

This is what I normally expect from Minecon.

>>33090501
It's actually worse than anyone thought possible, I thought there'd just be login issues but it's so much worse.

>>33090502
>Even merch
What's the story on that?

ayyy the fucking memes are real.

games not loading, schedules being pushed back, audio issues, cringe as fuck hosts

did I miss anything else?

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>>33090457
When you charge money for an event, you're charging money for the preparation of it. i.e. you're charging money for having hooked up a HDMI cable and playing a video to see if it works.

When you haven't done what you charged for, no, you deserve to get boo'd.

>>33090520

e v e e
v
e
e

>Getting shitfaced browsing /vp/ with the stream in the background

The best feel.

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>>33090473

>>33090522
Hanke being autistic

>These moans
Someone's either dying or orgasming

so, did they just give up after they fucked up that video?

>>33090522
People stuck outside the event.

>>33090526
no way

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You know u fucked up when joe can't defend it

>>33090527
it's 12 you alcoholic faGGOT

>THE CITY OF MASUDA

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>>33090473

>>33090470
>event that should be free
if it was free they'd have triple the problems

>>33090502
at least maybe the future festivals in our areas will be handled better. gotta think of this one as like a beta

Originally was going to capture some pokemon, try to contribute. But fuck it. Going home to watch the stream and the end of Pokemon Go. Not even giving every player all the legendaries immediately would fix this.

>>33090520
Don't quote me on this as it's just shit from twitter but they sold out instantly and half of the prices were on an insane markup

Sign had eevee spelt wrong 2 times on it.

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Did we get the fire challenge and what ever the hell were supposed to do outside of Chicago?

>get notification
>Pokémon Go Fest is live! Tune in on Twitch to watch the action!
>it's a fucking still image accompanied by agonized moans

>all this shouting

i bet we're missing the riot

>>33090542
It's 6PM m8ypoo.

OH god I think someone's startign a fight
I'm scared

>"FUCK YOU"
>gunshot

....uh.... anyone else hear that?

>>33090522
people donating to spoofers

>>33090457
If I could quantify how much I felt bad for them, it would probably be about the size of a quark

>>33090530
that's a given lol

>>33090534
linefest 2017

My Pokemon GO app just spontaneously switched to the Twitch app, which wasn't even open in the background or anything.

WTF.

>wazzuuup

>>33090501
whole thing is a shit show, service there sucks so people have caught hardly any pokemon, constant boos and yells of frustration from the crowd, Hanke get's heckled onstage and spaghettis, stream is full of amateur level technical difficulties (windows sound making noise, "testing"), youtuber clip gets shown but the audio sounds like he's a fucking machine and gets cut off mid-sentence, host is cringe and constantly boo'd

>>33090548
We were supposed to catch everything.

Medical tent has sunscreen, i know you fags need it

Also tfw spoofing from the one corner of the park with reception to rest of oak

>>33090548
Nope. Servers did not register any players outside of chicago.

THE CRINGE

>not knowing the unown I bet it was the G.

I love the pained screams in the background of the stream.

>>33090545
They won't be dude. Niantic thinks they can get away with this shit, it's gone past naive incompetence into deliberate not caring

>stream sounds like a hellscape with shit dance music
>nothing is going right
>quick wheel out that youtube guy again to explain his little retarded meme

>>33090457
This is on them, they have NO excuse for not outsourcing this event to a proper production company. They knew the level of interest, it's complete bullshit that they had 7 months invested in this

>>33090555
Lmao

lol they had no idea the camera was there

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>Savage season

Shut the fuck up.

>>33090522
>schedules being pushed back,
source??
>>33090522
>cringe as fuck hosts
valor's is certainly brown bagable

what the fuck is sthis guy talking about

>savage season
Eurgh
>Using nanab berries

!!!
Did anyone catch what the random said about nanab berries going past?

>>33090546
I feel the same way. My bicycle just got out of the shop and I was gonna dick around some trails and hatch eggs but the event's put a damper on my motivation

>>33090572

It's like the Jonestown Massacre tape with more autism and disappointment

>>33090555
The riot has started. Twitter going crazy with tweets about violence at the event

>>33090581
>valor's is certainly brown bagable
She clearly hates Mystic7, can't even hide it at times

at least the team shirts are nice

the whole screen went black kek

>>33090579
>a-alright.....

Do you think anyone brought their 3DS' in case this happened?

>>33090545
Nigga it's been a beta this whole fucking year. They then went and out the good mons behind a paywall. How much more money does this company need? Lmao how much money are people going to keep giving them? Should the japs start worrying about how this is impacting Pokémon as a whole? Find out on the next episode of /pgg/

>>33090583
i didnt but i want to know

So I walked for half an hour and caught as much as I could. I highly doubt it did anything though.

I thought people all around the world were supposed to help with the event but it turns out I got memed hard.

She can't even keep a straight face. What a gong show

>>33090581
stream and challenges both were delayed

Who /savageseason/ here?

SOMEBODY PLEASE LINK THE NUDES OF THE GOFEST T-SHIRT GIRL

This is literally the worst thing ever

>>33090593
Should've brought their PokéWalkers, the little things are better than this fucking game right now

Friendly reminder that people are still in line.

That mystic idiot is giving me second hand embarrassment holy shit.

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>That techno

Is this the Love parade?

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>trying to get closer to a pokestop with wonky GPS
>host suddenly notices camera and launches into cringy dialog
>awkward pause after "we'll be right back"
>camera pans to screen that shuts off

holy shit it keeps getting better

Who was representing team Instinct?

>>33090598
>I thought people all around the world were supposed to help with the event but it turns out I got memed hard.

We've been trying, but we're all stuck in line.

>>33090597
only idiots use nanabs

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>>33090607
>there's a good chance people waiting spent literal THOUSANDS of dollars to wait in line

>>33090613
some qt shy girl

I think they've found a way to quieten the crowd on the stream, i can barely hear the moans and screams of the damned.

>>33090613
Britney.

>>33090553
touche

>>33090596
Masuda's right there at the event. He's gonna be bringing some bad news back to HQ.

>>33090617
well what am I supposed to do, just fucking delete them?

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We dont actually reap the real rewards until the last window closes at 3:30 pm CT, right?

>>33090617
well hes not wrong

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Inb4 riot

>>33090607
Poor guys don't know that it will be worse inside.

So I missed the first global challenge, but I'm gathering that because of colossal fuck ups it didn't even happen. If it did, is there any way to see what progress was made?

>>33090621
:3

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>>33090622

>>33090622
they found a fucking volume control congrats niantic

>>33090620
The most invested and money spending people are at this event. Niantic has killed Pokemon Go

Are they not going to play the video anymore? Ahhahahhaa.

>>33090596
>>33090627
so can the pokemon company actually hand over this game to someone else or does niantic have it forever?

>>33090617
Thankyou Anon

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CAN THE FUCKING PLAY POKEMON MUSIC PLEASE?

>>33090632
You know what they are to blame for?
Not installing wifi at the park.

But I guess that would be unrealistic and insanely expensive to fit THAT many wireless routers in for a temporary event.

It's like niantic didn't expect anyone to show up

>>33090640
I'm honestly afraid of Niantic killing Pokemon as a whole now

Inb4 flaming retards blame spoofers once again for all of niantics problems and give hank yet another free pass

There's literally nothing but the logo splash and some shitty EDM onstream right now, is this what they expected people to put up with?

>>33090647
Niantic does not have the rights to anything other than pokemon and item images

I can't even begin to imagine the shit show once the legendaries are released.

Someone is literally going to be killed today

>>33090568
Wait, what?

>>33090644
this.

Seriously the least generous mobile game. The only thing they have going for them is the fucking pokemon franchise

>>33090644
There's probably some sort of long-term contractual right. But there's probably also clauses about gross mismanagement of the property.

>>33090644
It's ninatic games and engine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zMHaS6ixk4

>Pikachu raid

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He's not coming back home to me is he? ;_;

I wish they'd at least play some decent music.

Like some Pokemon OST.

>>33090665
There's going to be a fucking stampede.

>>33090665
Probably Nuck.

>>33090647
>shit techno dance music

>not champion themes
>not gym batte themes
>not ice path theme
>not route themes
>not legendary themes

lmoa

>>33090634
Basically half of the people aren't even in the event yet because of massive slow lineups and the servers can't handle the load, so people either can't log in or can't catch pokemon. None of the local or global challenges were met and the live stream was just showing frustrated people tapping on their phones.

What did I miss I left the stream for a bit now everyone is saying it's all gone to shit

Remember how we shitposted all month with worst case scenarios thinking it was just shitposting, and then it turned out to be worse?

Good times

Way too many casuals in here.

>>33090647
They'd probably have to pay to license it from TPCI.

Or maybe it's unlocked after a certain number of Pokemon are caught.

>>33090655
No, thye could have gone to one of the many, many companies that specialise in exactly that. It wouldn't even be difficult.

what the fuck is this music
sounds like a car alarm and a foghorn had a bastard child, and a retarded alarm clock was the mailman

Someone linked me here from /a/, said something was happening.

Can I have a quick rundown?

>>33090671
>a lvl 20 is at this event

>>33090692
Go Fest shit the bed

>>33090682
When did you leave the stream 2 second in, it has been nothing but disaster.

>>33090665
What if the plan all along was to massacre the most devout fans so that both developer and player will be eternally free from the bloody shitfest of a game they've forged from the tears of virgins?

Anyone have a youtube video of the booing?

>>33090692
absolute disaster. crowd is boo'ing and possible riots if shit keeps up. technical difficulties out the ass.

>>33090690
It's an incentive for the next capture window. For every Pokemon caught, they'll turn off the music for one second.

>>33090701
You should be able to go back on the stream on YouTube.

>>33090672
maybe one day anon. hopefully no-one feeds it any berries
I think this is the only post in this thread not related to go fest, wew

>>33090692
what thread on /a/ would have brought this up

>>33090695
It shit it so hard it went through the floor and down into the depths or hell. Then they shit on it again

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Can someone give me a brief breakdown of what is happening from beginning to end? All I keep seeing in this thread is people saying how bad it is but not giving detailed explanations what is going on.

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>>33090672
I lost a Kingler the same way

>>33090692
basically the pokemon version of that musical festival scam from a few months ago that scammed rich white kids and stranded them on an island full of poor africans

Ali A wins in the end.

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>people paid actually money to attend this event

>They think this is somehow a disaster

The only thing that companies will take away from this is that "So many people showed up we couldn't even handle them all!"

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anyone else loving the live stream?

lmao i just checked out the youtube livestream and it's just a picture with music. meanwhile nick's talking about battling on the twitch stream.

they cant even have 2 livestreams at once?

>>33090713
>can't log in
>those who can are lag city
>cringe hosts
>video issues
>audio issues
>spaghetti Hankenaise
>people still outside waiting to get in

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>>33090632
Its funny that I knew this was going to be an issue because every year I go to Lolla, getting signal at a crowded grant park with thousands of people is really difficult.

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>>33090629
>>33090629
>>33090629
>>33090629

please respond

>>33090713
Kind of hard to go in-depth when it's, you know, still happening.

>>33090713
Hours-long lines to get in. Server problems once you're inside. Stream is amateurish garbage. Basically just a general shitshow.

>>33090701
start watching from 1:12:00

>>33090723
Then CrowbCat makes a video lampooning the event in under 30 minutes of highlights and it's a complete PR fiasco for Niantic

>>33090713
>Booing Niantic
>People that bought tickets still waiting in line to get into the park
>Bad audio
>Interviewed people getting cut off since they were getting into how dissatisfied with the event
>cringe inducing video with awful audio
>more booing

TO THAT ANON THAT SAID THIS WOULDN'T TURN OUT LIKE THE FYRE FESTIVAL SUCK A FUCKING DICK

>>33090726
i'm loving the single guy who's able to chat.

>>33090713
>>33090692
This:
>>33090680

Also people are just booing when the hosts come up and the whole stream has been amateur as fuck (broken videos, etc.) Now they've just turned down the angry crowd noise and put a generic splash image.

>>33090697
Maybe
I had to do stuff

>>33090733
>shadman

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>>33090730
Wow. Thanks!

>>33090713
People are still in line at the entrances to get into the park
No one has cell service
People have been inside for hours unable to log in to the game
A bunch of faggot hipster """hosts""" that talk in memes
Awful music
People chanting FIX THE GAME and booing everything that happens
Everyone inside is a casual that's catching the wrong stuff

>>33090715
Funny my Kingler aswell

>>33090732
yeah but no one expects to be able to send a text at a music fest let alone login to something like Go

>>33090713
>Stream delayed
>People are still waiting in line after 2 hours of opening
>CEO on Niantic booed on stage
>Stream technical difficulties
>Game technical difficulties
>Steam zooms in on a lagging game which is happening to 90% of attendees

>>33090723
Shut up Hanke this is a colossal disaster and you know it

>>33090733
We don't fucking know. Nobody fucking knows anything about how this shit is supposed to work.

>>33090720
He is one smooth bastard.

Can we vote Nintic as the worst company of the year for 2017 pls

It's seriously all really sad and annoying

>>33090733
rewards probably(should) start tomorrow

>>33090718
Gonna need a more detailed explanation on this.

Are we /deadgame/ or /alivegame/? I can't even fucking tell any more, this is horrible

So is the 12:00 capture window actually going on right now, or has that been delayed?

Thread is dead

Making a new one

What pic should I use?

Fights breaking out.

>muffled I LOVE YOU

>>33090758
No, that's reserved for companies that embezzle government funding, international banks scamming customers, you know, the important stuff.

>>33090723
Niancuck detected

>>33090770
this

>>33090761
Google "fyre festival"

>>33090761
i think it was called fyre fest look it up. shit was hilarious.

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>>33090773
Slap the Go Fest logo on this shit

>>33090758
Pokémon GO had so much potential but it's utterly ruined by a shit company called Niantic. They have my vote.

really hope they screen these instinct and valor niggas for weapons

>>33090761
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/28/arts/music/fyre-festival-ja-rule-bahamas.html

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me rn

>>33090665
At this point the game's like a corpse they keep trying to revive with an AED but each time it just flails around a bit and keeps rotting. More of a /zombiegame/

What did he say? Anyone catch that?

>>33090770
It's 11:00-11:30, 13:00-13:30 and 15:00-15:30,

>>33090770
No idea,
It's going to be a shit show either way.

>police sirens
AHAHAHAHA

>>33090730
Wait, there's still a line? What the fuck

>screaming
>SIRENS

WHAT IS GOING ON

>>33090790
He said "I'll fuck anon's mother".

>>33090785
>meanwhile, a Mystic nigga shanks you and blames it on Instinct

>>33090764
Its /alivegame/ right now bc of how amazingly /dead/ it is

>>33090783
No put Poke Balls in their hands

What's going on now?
It sounds rowdy

Is someone dying?

>>33090792
It was definitely originally 12:00 CST. I guess it's been delayed, then.

>>33090790
unknown!

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what a great fucking stream

what the hell is going on now?

does anyone else have anything other than the go fest pic on stream? im hearing lots of cheering

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>>33090713
>people pay thousands of dollars to go to event and are still stuck outside halfway through
>Hanke gets boo'd and heckled onstage and goes full spaghetti
>cringy hosts
>no wifi, cell service sucks and people can't log in
>stream is blank screen with constant screaming and booing
>Niantic turns up music to drown it out
>stream has audio issues ("testing", windows 10 sounds)
>clip of youtuber plays but has shit audio and he gets cut off part way through
>people are getting heat stroke and someone is probably going to die

It's like condensing all of dashcon into 2 hours

>This music

I know this from some anime?

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Ffs

Just bought the big bundle and....I regret it

Pretty sure the sirens were in the music.

there's legit an attack happening at the park, what the fuck

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY PLAYING "PORTER ROBINSONS" MUSIC

THIS IS SAD MACHINE, I'VE HEARD IT EIGHT TIMES

WHY NOT PLAY POKEMON MUSIC

>>33090812
I think Unown popped up

>>33090801
TEAM ROCKET'S ROCKIN'

>>33090812
it's been a go fest screen for like 30 minutes because they keep fucking up the audio/video and when they show the crowd ti's just poeple frustrated

>>33090818

I am not buying anything until they fix the "bug" that made the raid bosses harder after the boxes went live.

>>33090823
>WHY NOT PLAY POKEMON MUSIC
Niantic doesn't own the rights to it.

>>33090822
Link? Pics?

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The packs are in French
Great job niantic

>>33090819
What kind of fucking normie hears a siren going off in their ear and thinks "hmm yes this sounds like music"
Furthermore what kind of fucking retard would play sirens at a crowd

>>33090671
It just basic bitch pikachu not not even a fuggin hat LAAAAAMAAAAAO

>>33090792
I went to the 11 am version which was 6 pm local time for me. Noting indicates I'm actually working on something.

>>33090777
EA won it twice

>>33090823
Niantic doesn't have the rights to pokemon music.

>>33090838
Nothing anyone has done has registered at all

>>33090846
To be fair their internal employment practices are condemnable.

Will Niancucks ever recover?

>>33090838
same at 9 am local. with an incense and everything. half the incense didnt spawn jackshit.

>>33090848
It's a fucking pokemon festival, what kind of retard doesn't license the music?

>niantic

oh. well. yeah, you're probably right.

>>33090851
Oh that's just... Fuck this game.

This event was definately worth livestreaming, nothing beats a splash screen and shit music to show how awesome your event is and how much fun everyone is having.

This makes anything that has happened at E3 look like a mild autism attack.

>>33090777
Way to give him a serious reply, idiot.

>>33090846
which is honestly stupid considering the second runnerup ruined hundreds of lives
EA is not even close to the worst company. it's possibly the worst GAMING company sure, it's maybe the most HATED company
not even close to the worst one

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>>33090834
That's french.
Don't insult the great Suomispeak.

>>33090831
>pokemon go's creators don't have rights to pokemon music
Fucking what

Niantic spawning tons of unown into gofest. Crowd is threatening to riot and getting more angry as they cannot catch them because of the servers

Holy shit they managed to somehow put in WORSE music

>>33090880
Why would they?

>Decided to not play today in protest of hank
>brofest takes a big steamy dump on everyone
Looks like I made the right decision

>playing paradise

You can't make this shit up.
What's the point in them even streaming when we haven't even seen the event and it's just always either this one wallpaper screen with obnoxious music trying to drown out the crowd or five seconds of a video before it fucks up.

>>33090884
Did they? That's amazing

A NEW SPLASH SCREEN APPEARS

>>33090884
Unown is a cute.

has there been reports of anyone outside the fest being able to catch the unown/ heracross?

>>33090773
>making a new thread on page one
Don't shit the board, son.

new thread when?
sticky when?

>>33090884
You just know Niantic were like
>"OH SHIT THE CROWD IS RIOTING WHAT DO WE DO"
>"FUCK, INCREASE THE SPAWNS OF UNOWNS, THAT'LL TIDE THEM OVER"
>"JENKINS YOU GENIUS"
While forgetting that everyone is rioting because no one can log in

they should really be paying seltzer a bonus after this, holy shit

>>33090830
Saw a post on TSR saying it was fixed

>"what's up?" *autistic screech*

>>33090761
A guy with a small cash grab media company, much like Niantic is, organized an "exclusive festival" in the Bahamas which turned into a disaster. People paid 1500 bucks a head and more to find that the festival consisted in refugee camp tents, cheese sandwiches and a local band. Security beat up some of the guests, lots of stuff was stolen etc

Miss instinct is cute! CUTE!

This livestream on PokemonGo Youtube is so cringe worthy. God.

I wonder what Masuda is thinking

>We shouldn't have let them make this
>My feet hurt
>They don't even know who I am
>I hope I don't get booed on stage
>My phone is on fire
>I don't like this music

this event was a mistake

MYSTIC MORE LIKE MISTAKE AM I RITE ROFLLLLLLLLL

>>33090908
i'm going to marry britanni

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Actually please just go back to the logo and spare me this autism

>>33090899
>spawn all unown
>while no one can log in
>sole cause of biggest chicago massacre in history

mISTAKES WERE MADE

>>33090884
>nerd riot
Oh man I would love to see that happen. Imagine the headlines
>players spend $1000 in plane tickets to play mobile game and riot when the game does not work

M I S T A K E

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

'Everyone's having a good time'

How delusional

why do they keep pushing everyone is having a good time narrative

gangs are forming and are killing each other

Oh sorry I looked at it to fast

>>33090801
It's Chicago, MALE BLACK is probably at it again

>mystic? more like mistake

THAT'S SOME ACE DEFECTIVE SHIT RIGHT THERE

So nintards didn't put wifi hotspots throughout the thing. Didn't get enough servers. Didn't even try smaller events before trying out the woodstock of pokemon. Congrats ninatic. Well played "the pokemon company".

Whoever's doing this gym battling doesn't know how to dodge.

How much longer till everyone's battery is dead?

Holy shit we riots

>instinct representative is the most feeble and weak
Coincidence? I think not

>all this autistic screeching in the background
Is there someone streaming the actual happenings?

damn yellow would make quite the brood mother

>>33090773
lol, still glad that my meme is still being used :^)

I've seen abortions more fun than this stream.

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>>33090913

First challenge was a complete failure.

Second challenge in 35 minutes. Shit is going to go down when we get to the legendary event

>>33090937
Can you teach me how to dodge?

Instinct being as quiet as usual

we can't play chant HAHAHHA

Why is some retard on Twitch stream battling Dragonite with non-effective pokémon?

This video editing hahahahah

This Mystic Youtuber autistic whatever is so cringy.

HE DIDN'T DISABLE ALERTS

SEND HIM MEMES

Yeah drag that screen.