Pokewaifu thread?

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>>33065406
this is my wife. Say something nice about her!

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>>33065499
She is very red!

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>>33065406

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>>33065499
She's very good in UU

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My husbando

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>tfw people think I only waifu Mawile because of her mega

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Canonically the best ass

>>33065693
>That tuft
Unf

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>>33065636
>tfw people only think I like Mawile because I'm a pedo

>>33065636
>>33065804
>Implying that's not the case

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>>33065693
>canonically

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>>33065406

>>33065636
>>33065804
You are a mega-pedo.

>>33066047
no

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>>33066047
No.

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>>33066047
nah

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>>33066047
no

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>>33066047

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>>33066562
That's not a Pokemon!

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>>33066562
>>33066621
I still don't get the point of this. It never works. Poor autistic tailsposters.

Anyways, rampy is best electric waifu.

>>33066629

I think it's more sad that they actually have it saved.

>>33066640
I always thought they just downloaded it from the archives. Dunno, I guess that's what I'd do to shit up a thread.

Saving it, or just porn in general, is not really pathetic, but just dumb.

>>33066660
>>33066652

Samefagging and tails posting, going down the ladder from sad to pathetic.

>>33066714
Just ignore him bro. His shit already got deleted anyway.

>>33066714
I guess it originally was meant for shock value, it's the only thing I can think off. But I guess that doesn't really work after it's spammed every thread along with the variants....

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>>33066047
I rather have a Pokémon as my wife than as a Fighting mechanic.

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My wife really like eclairs. Maybe a bit too much.

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This is my waifu, yall have shit taste

>>33067265
You waifu is a fat bitch desu

>>33067288
She's still bootyfull to me

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>>33066629
Damn thats cute.

>>33065406

Or you can live the polygamist lifestyle and have threesome thursdays.

>>33067265
B E S T G I R L
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>not waifuing best mon

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What would you do if your waifu wanted kids?

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My whale waifu.

>>33068327
my nigga

>>33068342
Ditch them.

>>33068688
>dick them
FTFY

>>33065967
damn she thicc

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>>33068342

Bestsnake gets what bestsnake wants.

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>>33068825
I'd gladly father her children
I'd also hate myself because half of them would end up being aspies, it would be extremely hard for me not to see bits of myself that I would rather avoid in them
fuck, that came out more depressing than I expected it to, I'm having second thoughts now

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>>33068934

>half of your kids would have a "disease" that was retconned from reality

You just need more self-confidence and testosterone. Eat more eggs and stop drinking out of plastic cartons.

>>33065693
>Canonically the best ass
Do you have a single pic to back that up.jpg

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>>33065636
>>33065594
>My friend probably thinks I'm a pedo in training because I like women with smaller chests

Why does it hurt to have the best taste

>>33068453
Dat you Groudon?

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My waffles

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>>33069210
You just need to teach him then.

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>>33068327
Tsareena is better though.

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>>33068342
Unload my cream filling into that love tunnel until she laid eggs

>>33066047
human/pokemon relations happen in the mangas and are hinted at in the games and ashanime
calm down alienboi

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>>33072537
Thicc

>>33070682
What is wrong with that tongue?!

>>33070682
Is this latias_cum_in_mouth_feral?

>>33072748
saliva
>>33072796
more like latias_anthro_pregnant

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Though generic, I think Gardevoir is the most quintessential waifu to the series. And that alone makes her top-tier no matter how annoying the fanboys may be.

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I was conflicted the first time I saw this pic.

Now I have accepted and embraced the idea of my bro potentially being a waifu.

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>>33068825
i'd waifu littlesnake

>>33065406
And that's why Pokemon is banned in Islam.

>>33073172
>Bot wanting 2D monster waifus over 3D women who actually fart

>>33073217
I like her stockings

>>33065563
Hey, is that my wife you took pictures with?

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>>33066629
>mfw anti-pokephilics tried to delet this thread only to find out they are the ones are getting deleted

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>>33065406
HELP! My wife is kissing another wife! What should I do?!

>>33073483
You should give sauce

>>33073613
Bittenhard

>>33073162
Just remember, Littlesnake hatches capable of breeding.

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>>33074000
Snivy is the best waifu

>>33065406
>Beastiality thread.
Report and ignore.

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>>33074136
But posts anyways. Nice job.

>>33074142
You guys are sick. Seek help. What would your parent think? You gf if you have one? It's not too late. Go back.

>>33074136
>can't spell
Report and ignore.

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>>33074170
I don't know what you're trying to do, I know you're certainly not the first misspelling dumbass to say this trite, so I'll keep posting lewd pokes until you leave.

>>33074210
I'm trying to save you. It's not too late.

>>33074218
Save from what

>>33074221
From yourself. You clearly can't control yourself and thus give in to these degenerate fetishes.

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>>33074230
quick anon, save me

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>>33074218
>>33074230
Feel free to leave at any time

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>>33074239
Stop looking at pokepron. It's disgusting.

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>>33074245
solid advice

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>>33074251
Still mad Amie doesn't let me finger my pokemons' butts.

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>>33074082

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>>33074344
Everyone who voted 'no' is a liar.

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>>33074344
Degenerates leave my board REEEEEEEEEE

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This came in the mail today. Roast me.

>>33074380
Post proof liar.

>>33074380
Why would Arcues create this sexmon?

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>>33074422
It's just a liner. Don't have a pillow for it yet.

>>33074380
>her hand is over where you'd cut the hole
it's shit

>>33074537
Post the full pillow. Also how did you get it?

>>33074537
Why would anyone actually buy this when you could buy one of actual toptier waifus is beyond me.

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>>33074570
>implying salazzle isn't a top tier waifu
fucking kys yourself right now, tasteless turd

>>33074537
>Tsareena
>Lurantis
>Primarina
>Gardevoir
>Lopunny
>Mawile
Hell even Braixen.

But Salazzle? Shit waifu if you ask me.

>>33074593
Salazzle is shit.
>hurr durr i'm a fucking lizard fuck me in the ass
Enjoy wallowing in shit you fucking furry.

>>33074601
I don't understand, is your argument calling me a furfag? Because if so you should take a look at what thread you're in.

Salazzle is a better waifu than whatever underage child you dream of raping.

>>33074569
Bought it on eBay. Just search "salazzle body pillow."

>>33074611
See this >>33074595 is not furry. It's perfectly acceptable. Shit like Salazzle is. S&M is horrible for introducing this shit into the game.

>>33074601
I bet you're this guy >>33074136 and are just trying to start shit.

>>33074627
go back to your pedo thread, dumb falseflagger.

>>33074627
>salazzle, a pokemon without fur, is furshit
>Lopunny, a bunny, isn't.
Sure, whatever you say.
You're waifu a shit, SHIT.

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>>33065406
How much is too much? Because I think I have two full boxes of pokewaifus.

Can you teach my Latias to transform into Hitomi tanaka?

Or Wicke

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>>33074628
I can't even imagine how it must be like to be so stupid.

>>33074636
>>33074638
Retards. Get real waifus.

>>33074687
If you aren't fucking her in the plane form you don't deserve her.

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>>33074687
Whoever you want

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>>33070337
tsareena is top tier plantfu

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>people getting this riled up over a pillow
>mfw

>>33074696
Salazzle isn't my waifu, but she's still a top tier waifu. Your logic is shit, your waifu is shit, and you should feel like shit. SHIT.

>>33070337
>>33074717
I want to lovingly caress her crown while complimenting her battle skills

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>>33074752
k then

>>33074548
The hole would be between her fingers ;)

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>no tapu lele

Surprised no one has posted the sadistic yet cute, slug waifu

>>33074782
Wouldnt it be across her lower belly, horizontally? She is a lizard.

But don't destroy this, the artwork is really nice

>>33074548
>>33074782
Fuck that. I'm not cutting it anywhere.

>>33074785
Where does she keep her Mouth?

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>>33073467
You should all be ashamed of yourselves

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>>33074380
Disgusting. Waifus are supposed to be worshiped at a distance, even implying you would want to touch your waifu in such a manner is heresy to the highest degree

>>33076132
>in such a manner
Salazzle is for snug. Not for fug.

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>>33076132
But what if your waifu wishes to admire you and touch you?

>>33074251
W-wew... Thicc...

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Here's my wife making silly faces. I promised her I wouldn't show them to anyone. BUT I HAD MY FINGERS CROSSED HAHHAHAHA

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>>33074601
>wallowing in shit
if that's what you are into, more power to you, but salazzle is built for blasting pheromone infused farts into your facee
anyway, here's mine

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>>33077896
Nice. Here's my wife's secret photo. She'll kill me if she found out i've been taking sharing pic. of her

>>33078671
your wife is into some weird shit

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Glaceon is best waifu.

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>>33077896
Your wife is cute, CUTE

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>>33068453

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>>33079699
>>33068453
Groudon's better

>>33079745
Why is Groudon so big there? She's only like 10ft tall or so.

>>33074537
Can I ask how you got it in?

Was it in a box or anything? I live in a dorm and I'd rather not have my roomies see sexymon on the doorstep unless it's sealed in a package.

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>>33079745
Both of them are absolute sweethearts though.

>>33079769
It was in a padded envelope with a bunch of Chinese lettering.

>>33078671
Why doesn't it just turn into water? Getting blended would probably feel like a nice massage.

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>>33074883
Reminder.

>>33074883

Lizard Pokémon.

>>33079699
Why would you share your wife's nudes? Will she found out you've been sharing it with strangers?

>>33081388

she gets off to the thought

>>33081186

Bayleaf booty

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>>33065406

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>>33081564

Valerie is a fairy. A CUTE FAIRY!

>>33081576

Human are overrated.

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>>33081516

The best since 2001.

>>33081576
I want to smell her cute smelly feet!

>>33074537
Excellent taste, my man.

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>150+ posts
>No best noodle
I'm here to fix everyone's taste

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>this thread

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>>33083322
>>>/out/

>>33083322
agreed, pokemon on pokemon is better

>>33081697

Yes

>>33083360

No. Human on Pokémon is infinitely better.

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My floofer waifu

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I want to feel Volcarona's silky body

>>33083350
>sidemouth

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>>33068342
>What would you do if your waifu wanted kids?
Her, all day every day until it happened
and then some more just for good measure.

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>you will never marry a buff wrestle cat
why live?

>>33082851

But I posted her earlier on. >>33068825

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>>33065406
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>>33084266
Good waifu, Anon.

>>33084266
>le ebin I quote everyone maymay

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>>33084219
I think he meant original best noodle

>>33084601

I'll agree there at least.

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>>33084613
Word. I used to B button my way to level 100 because I didn't want sometjing as pure and majestic to turn into a big retarded winged pear.

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>>33084716

I don't mind Dragonite, but Dragonair has its own (better) kind of appeal. It was always one of my favorites and one of the monsters that kept me interested in the series when everyone else was into Digimon or Yugioh.

>>33083604
Pretty sure Volcarona would have a pretty warm embrace.

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I want to cuddle my Pokewaifu and give her lots of babies!
I want to cuddle and rub her pregnant belly too!

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>>33084773
Ah,the waifu who made waifufags out of so many of us. I always keep a Gardevoir on my team to this day.

>>33083914
Yes. I want kids too.

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>>33084266

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Fluffiest waifu

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Braixen will always and forever be my waifu!

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>>33084953
What you gonna do when it evolves?

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She is beautiful

>>33067265
A rock solid choice.

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>>33065563
daym

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>>33084997
I'd start thinking about settling down, and marrying her after all the years weve been together.

Delphox would be a great mother!

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>>33085206
Pokemilf?

What other Pokemon would make good moms?

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>>33085963
Zoroark

>>33085963
I bet Kang would.

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>>33085963
Tall bug would prob be a good mon

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I can't believe I want to fug a bug. And I absolutely hate roaches irl.

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Jellybean mouth artist draws cute bugs

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>>33085963
I'd be a shit child just so she can spank me

>>33065406
Eat shit, I have 802 waifus.

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>>33084859
>Fluffiest
Not too sure about that one. Absol is the floofiest waifu.

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Tsareena booty bump

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Waifu x Waifu

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>>33086429
>bronzong
>snorlax
>voltorb
>geodude
>guzzlord
>swinub

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Posting best waifu

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>33084847
True autism.

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>>33084282

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>>33087022
No.

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>>33084266

>>33086518
Thicc

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>>33065406
What if every pokemon is female only?

>>33087022
>Animals

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>>33088561

More like "what if the world was a perfect place?"

>>33086716
Source?

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>>33088561
Does that mean that for a pokemon species to continue to exist, one of us has to stick his dick in it?

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>>33089035

Yes. It's a moral imperative.

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>>33089068
>Pokemon breeders would be people who literally breed pokemon.
>Dicking pokemon would be an actual career path

Where do I sign up?

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>>33089131

Only the best of the best get to sign up for official breeding programs, and somehow I doubt your seed is in the top percentage of human seed. Most of us would just fuck the monsters that we catch to replenish the wild population (woe to those who actually complete the Pokedex).

>>33084266
They really need to autoban people who quote more than five people.

>>33087022
another good waifu

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>>33086800

>>33089141
Doesn't matter if I can't breed all the 'Mons, as long as I can breed best girl

>>33086690
Pokewaifus only

>>33088561
The series would be drastically improved.

>>33090062
They really need to autoban people who complain about multi quoters.

>>33096865
They really need to autoban people who try to justify being a massive cunt.

>>33095357
Can a human impregnate a pokemon?

>>33098535
Pokemon don't have genitals. Only you justinrpg types imagine they do.

Short answer: suicide

>>33098725
reddit

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Don't know where else to drop this.

>>33098739
neat

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>>33098726
Is that where just in resides? You should go join him and have imaginary tea parties where you eat Moltres shit.

You can play the Reshiram song.

>>33098739
From what I understand, a lot of these are fusions. Description for whomever wants to translate the moonrunes

こちらはポケモンがオリジナル作品です。
うそです。ほとんどは海外サイトからくすねたお気に入りのオリジナルポケモンです。惚れてます

こちらもやはり濃姫はゴーストタイプで小少将はフェアリータイプです。

花魁ゴチルゼルはエスパー/ゴースト
アロマイコはゴースト/フェアリー
その隣のキモイのはどく/くさ(コイツだけゴーストではない。。)
アロマイコの左どなりはゴースト/あく
めがムウマージ(仮)はゴースト
その上の横向きのヤツはゴーストってかんじです。

マショコショアマージョはくさ/フェアリー
メガフレフワン(仮)はフェアリー/ひこう
その上の貝柱ちゃんはみず/フェアリー
和服フェローチェはむし/フェアリー
ﾐﾛｶﾛｽ+ﾌﾗｰｼﾞｪｽはみず/フェアリー
ちょうちょはむし/フェアリーです。
フェローチェに限っては服着せただけなのにタイプ変わっててすっごい無理ありますが、、、異論は認める。

コメントおまんこちんこ。

>>33098748
nah

>>33098788
You're no better than him. So why don't you become bros? Compare your little imaginary creature wives. It'll be fun. I mean

>adults having waifus
>adults having waifus based on dogs and imaginary animals
Lol I honestly imagine that you're quite miserable.

>>33074359
>>33074380
>>33089068
I, too, worship at the altar of the lizard pussy

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Why is she so perfect?

I would do anything for her

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>>33099669
Even give her a daughter?

>>33100094
as many as she wanted

>>33100718
You could've saged and at least let this thread die.

>>33100742
Right, I'm sure if I saged nobody else would post here in the next 6 hours. My negligence was the deciding factor in whether or not this thread stays alive.

>>33068342
did you know that if a male uses a pregnancy test and it comes up positive it means that you have ball cancer

>>33101458
That's interesting I guess.

>>33097081
They really need to autoban people who call others out who complain about what others do on a Chinese sewing and knitting forum as if it is any of their fucking business. :^)

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posting best husbando

>>33101816
Just ban everyone!

>>33095357
>Human and pokemon having babies
Yes

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>>33089141
Please do! The pokemon species are in endanger! We give out pokephilia porn magazine in order to motivate men to breed with pokemons. It is our only hope to save the species

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>>33068934
Easy. Give the bestsnek an everstone and the snivies won't inherit the Timid nature. Problem solved.

>>33088561
I would definitely buy Pokemonster Girl Quest if it's ever made.

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>>33106434
Um.. guys? I think my daughter has hit puberty and she looks... different.

>>33096701
How?

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>>33081186
Bayleef is the original BAE