>Exeggcute >is in no way cute

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>MACHamp
>cannot learn mach punch
How the fuck did they get away with this

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>BANEtte
>3'07
>27.6lbs

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>minun
>isn't a nun

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>>32856585
>DustOX
>Not an ox

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>WEEDle
>dude lmao

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>PALkia
>Doesn't want to be my friend

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>zanGOOSE
>isn't a bird

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>taPU Bulu
>can't get drunk with it

>>32856983
>wishiwashi
>can't learn wish

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>sawsbuck
>doesn't have any saws on its body

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>sharPEDO
>attacks kids

Wait...

>>32856983
>wishiwashi
>isn't

>MANtine
>can be female

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>igglybuff
>is buff in no way, shape or form

>TANgrowth
>isn't tan

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>audino
>isn't a dino

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>coFAGrigus
>can't produce an egg with the same gender

>>32856585
That's not the pun you fucking twit.

Now stop making this thread.

>>32857015
'Wishy-washy' means to be indecisive and unreliable, like you're vague and can never settle on anything.

Considering Wishiwashi goes from having the lowest BST in the entire game to the highest BST of all non-legends besides Slaking, it fits well enough.

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>>32857064

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>TyRUNt
>Base speed of 48

>roseRADe
>Isn't in any way radical

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>milotic
>isn't a tick named Milo

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>WEAVile
>can't make cloth armor

>ProbopASS
>doesn't probe your anus

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>Incineroar
>Doesn't have a rivalry with Probopass

>>32856585
>Exeggutor
>is in no way utor

>CharMANder
>Not even close to being human

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>ButterFREE
>you can enslave it in a pokeball

>CATerPIE
>neither a cat nor a pie

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>KofFINg
>has no fins

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>>32857686
>WEEzing
>isn't made of urine

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>>32856585
>LoPUNNY
>Neither funny nor punny
>But it is sexy

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>KINGdra
>isn't black

>>32857731
KANGaskhan
>isn't black

would've been better

>>32857731
fuckin kek

Most of these aren't funny and im pretty sure you gave me AIDS

>>32856585
>EXeggcute
>EX

It's not supposed to be cute. It WAS cute, but it isn't now.

>riBOMBee
>not an Arab

>>32856585
>genesect
>doesn't systematically murder a race of people

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>KyOGRE
>doesn't have layers

>Sawk
>feet are bare

>>32857757
Exeggcutes start as Exeggutor. One head falls off and uses psychic powers to call other fallen heads, forming Exeggcute.

Is Exeggutor cute to you?

>>32856605
>punches 6 gazillion punches a second
>doesn't learn mach punch

>>32856585
>CoFAGrigus
>Not homo

>LuNALA
>Not Simba's childhood friend

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>BisHARP
>Can't learn Metal Sound

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>>32856585
>Emma Stone
>isn't a stone

>GrouDON
>isn't a mob boss

>>32856585
>That combination
Disgusting

>Porygon2
>isn't two Porygons

>mUK
>doesn't hook you in the gabber m8

>>32859883
underrated post

>>32856585
>TANgrowth
>no tan

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>Chansey
>caught it first try

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>WhisCASH
>doesn't hear the train a comin

>le Megan Fox question maymay
>>>/tv/

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>slowKING
>can be female

>VENUSaur
>Isn't a planet

>>32857340
PROB-OP-ASS

>TANGela
>isn't drunk by niggers

>COMBee
>can't style your hair

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>LuCARio
>can't drive

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>bLASToise
>9th in national dex

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>metaGROSS
>not gross at all

>>32856970
But it literally does. Instead of trying to calm the fuck down and fuck off after Team Galactic is defeated, it just sits there on Spear Pillar and waits for you to battle it like the dang Pokemon it is.

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>RegigiGAS
>completely solid

>>32856870

It's called "minum" you foreskin inhaler.

>>32861628
Shit I need that ytp's name pronto

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>AloMOMola
>Isn't my mom

>>32863937
Actually, it IS Minun.

>>32863969
The King Gets a Car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2zh7nicC3E

>Celebi
>has never sold a bee

>Ponyta
>is a "Fire Horse Pokemon"

>Slowbro is the "Hermit Crab Pokemon"
>it's not a crab

>Seel
>is a "Sea Lion" pokemon

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>SolGALeo
>Has no gender

>>32857057
neither can real fags xD

>Cofagregus
>Doesn't look like a Greg to me.

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>DusCLOPs
>Doesn't masturbate to ponies

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>>32863937
>It's called "minum" you foreskin inhaler.
>minum

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>ScepTILE
>not an aesthetically and erotically appealing set of linoleum floor tiles

>>32863574
That's not the GAS they were referring to :3

>PANgoro
>not a piece of cookware